UPCOMING EVENTS (April)
4/23 - UFC 197 (OSP vs Jones)
(((FIGHT PASS PRELIMS START AT 6:30 PM EDT, 3:30 PM PDT, 11:30 PM BST, PRELIMS START AT 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST MAIN CARD STARTS AT 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST)))
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/6: ONE FC 41 (Bigdash vs Butorin)
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
NEWS:
>UFC 197 predictions
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/23/11493140/ufc-197-predictions
>The Undertaker responds to Vince McMahon's comments at WWE press conference
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/22/11491062/conor-mcgregor-responds-to-dana-whites-comments-at-press-conference
schaub
>>67033393
Does he love his wife?
have
tonight's card actually ain't that bad
Collected the specidictions of the last thread
Going to bed now, wish me luck
Is Luke Thomas natty?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nkf-ySymGe8
Active thread is here
>>67016465
>>67016465
>>67016465
>>67033445
he's married? to who?
https://twitter.com/Benaskren/status/723707831896137728
what did he mean by this?
>>67033550
A basic bitch.
>>67033548
>PLS COME TO MY THREAD I MADE IT AN HOUR EARLY PLEASE NOTICE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67033579
>I'm delusional and I want you all to know it
@Benaskren
Henderson a UFC Champ can't even get one takedown on this Jabroni.
>>67033586
idk Jones is pretty vanilla when you listen to him talk. seems like a good husband.
When will he join the UFC?
>>67033600
>17 hours early
>>67033676
>what do you want me to do?
>just stand there
>>67033676
you know the other guy grabs his ass when he's in the air
>>67033614
Thats a qt nurse
>>67033792
he made an effort to catch him
>>67033766
look at lorenzos face, he s so mad holly is losing the million dollar rematch with ronda at that point
>>67033766
>The air punches
>Darkness
lads, another guy got hacked to death here. How's been your week?
>>67033839
>anothe
Call me when you get double digits a day m8
>>67033766
neat
>>67033804
That's a sheriff, pham.
>>67033876
They aren't drug dealers, Pablo. Just neck beard atheists who got allahu akbared.
>>67033839
just found out a local store here is selling decent tasting wine $2 ea.
so pretty good actually.
>>67033839
been busy in college
got some good greek food this friday, my weekend has gotten off to a cozy start so far
>>67033941
autists should be cared for and nurtured, not chopped to bits
>>67034057
>drinking wine to get drunk
white ppl s m h
is this real thread?
>>67034140
Yeah that's worked out great for /heem/ right?
We need to BUILD A WALL
>>67034275
yes roo
how many ostrich eggs and kangaroo meat did you have for dinner?
>>67034140
no, tards should get stomped at birth and buried in the back yard
What is the latest bong count?
>>67034313
>ostrich
emus
where does paige vanzant go from here?
>>67034249
you replied to the wrong guy m8
>>67034371
BIG
U
L
L
>>67034354
Smoke a bing now, smoke a bong later
>>67033536
Luke Thomas is one very repressed homo.
>>67034371
wins dancing the stars and gets fed a can upon her return
>>67034381
I’m humble in victory or defeat. I took a chance to meme on him and it didn’t work
fucking cormier, i was looking forward to this for months
cormier was visually bootyblasted at that press conference and i wanted to see him btfo again
How would MVP do in the UFC? He has been training at tristar to prepare Rory for wonderboy this camp.
http://bellator.spike.com/fight/ns28pv/bellator-153-michael-page-vs-jeremie-holloway
>>67034249
can't even get drunk on vodka/whiskey/beer. just makes me sleepy.
>>67034412
>>67034468
literally anderson silva
>>67034468
I think he could beat a few of the top 10, but I couldn't see him being champion
Alright, sorry about starting thread wars.
Just fill up, it has more posters.
>>67016465
>>67016465
>>67016465
Then we can use mine later.
>>67034504
keep in mind he's fighting lellator cans
>>67034468
There is a reason Bellator wont give him a step up.
>>67034536
>>67034536
go away tom cruise
>>67034536
you can try harder than that
Who should Claudia's first title defense be against?
>>67034599
Joanna
>>67034599
Rose
If she ever wins the title. it will have been long enough for rose to mature as a fighter and take the belt
>>67034544
so was this russian dude and he slapped the shit out of bendo
Post your walkout song
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kgkYN3QjD5M
>>67034599
Knowing the UFC they will do instant rematch.
>>67034644
https://youtu.be/JIrUqsB-0vw
does claudia even have a bf?
>>67034628
even though she won her last fight, she looked awful. just awful.
>>67033579
>https://twitter.com/Benaskren/status/723707831896137728
Just die in obscurity and poverty you piece of filth.
>>67034599
lima after she cucks cookie monster tonight
>>67034727
go to sleep dana
>>67034711
>>67034635
koreshov was a weight class above bendo and bendo's career has been in decline as of late
it would be different if page was put up against the best who are in their prime
>>67034751
dropped
>>67034644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5n7CSGPzqw
>>67034759
so wat bendo fought at welterweight all the tim
>>67034751
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
>>67034711
she is her own boyfriend, don't be silly
>>67034773
>>67034797
just a prank
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEO3V4vD6Mh/
>>67034751
prove it faggot
>>67034780
he only notable win as a welterweight was over brandon thatch as far as I know, and thatch's career is rapidly spiraling down to nothing
>>67034751
>>67034773
>>67034797
>>67034821
who cares she looks like a dude anyway
claudia loves america
>>67034815
still not comfortable with a nigger being that close to a waifu
>>67034815
be careful next time, anon
you might get permaheem'd by accident by someone in this thread
>>67034644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yrfYoZVPIg
>>67034837
>>67034835
a very cute dude
Roughly how long until the main card bros? Is it 12+ hours away?
>>67034933
655 minutes to main card
>>67034973
I wanna cum on her tight belly.
>>67034864
>>67034900
>>67034958
>>67034973
I guess its better than posting cuck shit
>>67034933
have you ever been attacked by spiders, snakes or sharks?
>>67034797
>>67034773
>>67034800
My word white men are insecure.
>>67035002
>spiders
>snakes
yes
>sharks
no but almost got rekt by a sting-ray that was bigger than a man's arm-span round
>>67034837
>>67035077
If not for Reebok she could do her walkouts dressed like that.
>>67035096
You sure you're high test enough to handle her?
What did she mean by this?
>>67035002
>those shoes
fucking dropped !
>>67035026
thanks token asian
>>67035096
Living in America
>>67035077
is she a westaboo? wtf she wearin
>>67035193
That would be brilliant.
>>67035202
ameriboo*
all foreign women wish to be conquered by american seed
why does her makeup always look like she's in a coffin?
>>67035251
She's literally Nosferatu.
>>67034973
lewd
>>67035251
She's the ugliest person I have ever seen people pretend is attractive.
>>67035363
she has an Auschwitz body but makes up for it by having a cute face, smile and personality.
>>67035383
>cute face
What the fuck are you talking about? She looks like a 14 year old, late-puberty, cancer vampire-boy. She's a longfaced barn animal.
>>67034381
>toothpick
That's why he lost last night, he didn't have the toothpick of doom with him.
>>67035401
people have different tastes, get over it.
>>67034952
>>67034981
Ty men
>>67035002
Spiders yea, obviously.
As for the other two, I don't leave the house so no.
>>67035363
Her personality is very attractive. Would wife.
>>67035401
>>67035363
>personality accounts for nothing
>>67035451
I just want everyone who finds her attractive to admit to themselves that they find 15 year Slavic boys attractive.
I just want a more honest world.
>>67035058
no you haven't, probably even live in a capital
>>67035505
Only siths deal in absolute.
You now remember Schaub's intern.
>>67035505
>he doesn't find 15 year old Slavic boys attractive
>>67035520
Fuck off idiot. How the fuck would you know?
>>67035606
law of averages and people talk shit on the internet
>>67035488
How many conversations have you had with her? You filthy autists acting like you know her on a personal level, it disgusts me. You know her through the lens of promotion only.
I guarantee you she's the kind of repulsive Slav who smells her own cabbage farts and wants you to think it's funny when she shits up the bathroom before your shower.
>>67035520
>>67035606
OOO TWO ROOS GOING AT IT FOR ONCE
NOBODY GUNNA TAKE THIS RING FROM ME
>>67035614
>I project my very limited experience on to everyone
fuck off idiot
>>67035615
>how can you autists judge her?
>proceed to judge her
A
FUCKING
LEAF.
>>67035633
as i thought
>>67035615
>>67035631
leafs going ham on JJ
>>67035580
would look like shit without 1kg of makeup
>>67035655
You're an idiot. Spiders are everywhere and everyone has had at least one run in with a snake.
>>67035251
ugly goblin
>>67035682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt3A6isaKk0
>>67035682
i'm not the one lying on an ANONYMOUS image board lad
>>67035712
>>67035682
stop it faggots
>>67035707
is that a fuckin still from jaws at .57s hahahaha
why does JJ always looks like he wants to sleep real bad?
I want Australian posters to leave
>>67035712
You're a dumb cunt. You think know what a complete stranger has or hasnt done for fucks sake.
Did you never ever walk to school as kid or never walk through bush? I cannot believe an adult person has never ever had at least one encounter with a snake in their life.
I saw a snake literally 3 weeks ago while riding my bike around a near-by lake. And almost stepped on a fuck off huge sting-ray on Australia day. Get fucked telling me what I have done fucking cockhead.
>these dingos nipping at each other
>>67035682
>everyone has had at least one run in with a snake.
i have but it didn't bite me
>it's an Aussie troll shitposts another Aussie episode
>>67035816
Boganed him didn't ya m8
>>67035816
ya there was one in my pool this month and last month one in the front yard
I am number one
>>67035873
Every time I hear his name I can only think of that one time he dryhumped a kettlebell on that one podcast.
>>67035873
wut dose he mean wen he says taht
>>67033676
Grabbing a neck like that seems hella unsafe
>>67035816
Literally even have 4chan proof of sting-ray encounter from posting about it on the day.
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/65179293/#65195605
>>67035816
Dont fall for his ruse lad, I've run into big ass spiders and snakes and I'm not even from deathstralia.
>>67035774
I'm not sure if he's legitimately good, if it was just the huge size advantage he had over Benson, or if it was a result of Benson stinking
when will they learn?
>>67035945
look at the other dude's arms, he clings to his butt so he doesn't get injured and the meme mewv can actually be accomplished
>>67036008
I'm not even a Manlet... But women are fucking evil man
Is lithcuck trying to retire /heem/ and move on to bigger things in /fa/?
>>67035953
>At some church camp years ago
>Some kid sees a snake swimming int he lake
>He tries to pick it up
>It BITES him
>He's super excited about it
>He gets rushed to the hospital
>It turned out the snake wasn't poisonous
>>67036008
Imagine if two dudes did this for a transgender fighter
>>67036046
>>67035905
>>67036024
I know it's a stunt but it still seems dangerous my man
>>67036038
they don't look at him not because he's short but because it's rude to look at someone you're not intimate with when he's getting undressed.
>>67035873
would love to see Povetkin beat the shit out of him while wearing Klitschko's soviet union shorts
>>67036150
Yeah they do that all the fucking time, manlet or not. Even for the women
>>67034775
top desu
>>67036159
Seeing ronda fight is probably one of the most disgusting sights I've ever seen.
>>67036170
And at least they have the decency to do it
Not everyone's case
>>67035339
this fight was absolute shit
>>67035999
size advantage wasnt that big of a deal it was mostly the good TDD which nullified bendo's offensive striking and turned it into a straight kickboxing match
>>67036159
can't believe this was a once in ever
>>67035249
jesus pls heem with your ass Rin
>>67036224
>>67036224
Lorenzo looks like a man that loves his job
americans are waking up lads
every nigger is a star
>>67036296
Can you take your president back, please?
>>67035873
The dude who actually took the bad guy down was Air Force. Get bent Marine cucks.
>>67036316
im coo wit it
Can we all just take a minute and thank Saint Preux for donating his body to this fight?
![GadelhaHamasakiMMACorner-21[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2PcnzDS.jpg "GadelhaHamasakiMMACorner-21[1].jpg")
are we going to witness the first ufc women's straweight heem in history?
>>67036411
I'm sure the ufc will compensate him adequately.
>>67036411
>...yeah i'm fighting in Vegas.
>yeah? who you fighting
>Jon Jones
>Oh n-
>Jon Jones?!
>>67036423
she didn't even drop aguilar
>>67036436
>Wait, did you say Jon Jones ?
The dude was thinking "NIGGA YOU DED" so clearly lmao
>>67036423
To the death Choanna
>>67036159
>the shitty of Alexis Davis
>>67036457
yeah, the poor guy
they both know he's fucked
but shit man, at least he's getting payed
>>67036423
http://bestinmma.blogspot.com/2015/08/claudia-gadelha-vs-jessica-aguilar-ufc.html
>In an alternate, better universe Jones vs Cormier is tonight
>>67036251
some spicy rin webms for you bro
>>67036423
How the fuck hasn't she been suspended yet..
>>67036596
USADA hasn't tested her once this year
there are people in this thread who think Jon jones is going to lose to Ovince st. Preux
>>67036554
>>67036644
>>67036629
Say what now?
>>67036629
been like 8 months senpai
>>67036659
>>67036671
why did cuh get changed to senpai
>>67036629
things that make you go hmmmmmm
How many buddies are you having over for the event tonight?
>>67036629
>>67036671
God I love mma
>>67036703
cuz
Anyone here compete? Just won my first fight. Absolutely destroyed the dude too kek.
>hit him with a barrage of basic hand strikes
>while he's groggy, slam a palm strike into his solar plexus, totally incapacitating him
>use a basic transition maneuver to pick him up
>slam him down, KOing him instantly
Felt fucking boss.
Tbh Ron Nakai was the most un natty looking fighter in the ufc since Jeff Monson
cuh nigga senpai desu
Can someone post the full card?
>>67036746
I got in a heated scrap as an adult with a bunch of adults a little while back I can green text it
>>67035938
>wut dose he mean wen he says taht
Dat Ameruka cud defeet ises if it wantd 2 butt dusent want 2
>>67036640
I think they're just itching for a fresh batch of memes tbqh
>tfw the DJ meme ends tonight
>>67036823
who?
>tfw OSP heems Jones and Dana crawls back to Conor asking for forgiveness
who /McGOAT/ here?
http://www.5thround.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/UFCDanielCormierJonJones.jpg?51d4bc
>>67036831
don jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq-prkYaw7k
>>67036921
>tfw you meme yourself
>>67036640
goofs, praise jones
HOL UP
Benson got dominated by that literally who russian?
Oh lawd
Should I bother watching that?
>>67036746
i like this meme
>>67037077
>bellator will never drop the goof name and the occasional meme fights and pride itself on being the non-casual real fight fan mma organization
>>67037077
You know what the worst thing is,Koreshkov has only fought ONCE in the last 2 years
He was probably rusty as fuck
>>67037077
yeah it was a complete domination, Koreshkov pretty much every takedown and lit Bendo up on the feet
>>67037077
>literally who
>Bellator champion
Betchie Coheya
>>67036746
Lithuania reporting here
Fight me
>>67037172
>Bellator champion
his point exactly
https://twitter.com/DeeDevlin1/status/723602669470932992
So if DJ and Jones both lose how long till Dana hands Conor a blank check?
>>67037206
dis fucking gusting
>>67036746
Is this becoming a copypasta ?
>>67037257
>https://twitter.com/DeeDevlin1/status/723602669470932992
>what did she mean by this
>>67037285
kill yourself
>>67037285
omg Tom Cruise is at it again lol
he's such a card
>>67037257
>>67037285
GET FUCKING PERMAHEEMED
>>67037285
omfg he did it the absolute madman. Top kek
>>67037304
>>67037308
>>67037316
>>67037334
Relax bros, it's just a prank lol
>>67037304
>kill yourself
>>67036884
hey guys look what I did
>>67037346
>>67037315
does dee have a job?
