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UPCOMING EVENTS (April)
4/23 - UFC 197 (OSP vs Jones)
(((FIGHT PASS PRELIMS START AT 6:30 PM EDT, 3:30 PM PDT, 11:30 PM BST, PRELIMS START AT 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST MAIN CARD STARTS AT 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST)))
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/6: ONE FC 41 (Bigdash vs Butorin)
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
NEWS:
>UFC 197 predictions
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/23/11493140/ufc-197-predictions
>The Undertaker responds to Vince McMahon's comments at WWE press conference
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/22/11491062/conor-mcgregor-responds-to-dana-whites-comments-at-press-conference
schaub
>>67033393
Does he love his wife?
have
tonight's card actually ain't that bad
Collected the specidictions of the last thread
Going to bed now, wish me luck
Is Luke Thomas natty?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nkf-ySymGe8
Active thread is here
>>67016465
>>67016465
>>67016465
>>67033445
he's married? to who?
https://twitter.com/Benaskren/status/723707831896137728
what did he mean by this?
>>67033550
A basic bitch.
>>67033548
>PLS COME TO MY THREAD I MADE IT AN HOUR EARLY PLEASE NOTICE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67033579
>I'm delusional and I want you all to know it
@Benaskren
Henderson a UFC Champ can't even get one takedown on this Jabroni.
>>67033586
idk Jones is pretty vanilla when you listen to him talk. seems like a good husband.
When will he join the UFC?
>>67033600
>17 hours early
>>67033676
>what do you want me to do?
>just stand there
>>67033676
you know the other guy grabs his ass when he's in the air
>>67033614
Thats a qt nurse
>>67033792
he made an effort to catch him
>>67033766
look at lorenzos face, he s so mad holly is losing the million dollar rematch with ronda at that point
>>67033766
>The air punches
>Darkness
lads, another guy got hacked to death here. How's been your week?
>>67033839
>anothe
Call me when you get double digits a day m8
>>67033804
That's a sheriff, pham.
>>67033876
They aren't drug dealers, Pablo. Just neck beard atheists who got allahu akbared.
>>67033839
just found out a local store here is selling decent tasting wine $2 ea.
so pretty good actually.
>>67033839
been busy in college
got some good greek food this friday, my weekend has gotten off to a cozy start so far
>>67033941
autists should be cared for and nurtured, not chopped to bits
>>67034057
>drinking wine to get drunk
white ppl s m h
is this real thread?
>>67034140
Yeah that's worked out great for /heem/ right?
We need to BUILD A WALL
>>67034275
yes roo
how many ostrich eggs and kangaroo meat did you have for dinner?
>>67034140
no, tards should get stomped at birth and buried in the back yard
What is the latest bong count?
>>67034313
>ostrich
emus
where does paige vanzant go from here?
>>67034249
you replied to the wrong guy m8
>>67034371
BIG
U
L
L
>>67034354
Smoke a bing now, smoke a bong later
>>67033536
Luke Thomas is one very repressed homo.
>>67034371
wins dancing the stars and gets fed a can upon her return
>>67034381
I’m humble in victory or defeat. I took a chance to meme on him and it didn’t work
fucking cormier, i was looking forward to this for months
cormier was visually bootyblasted at that press conference and i wanted to see him btfo again
How would MVP do in the UFC? He has been training at tristar to prepare Rory for wonderboy this camp.
http://bellator.spike.com/fight/ns28pv/bellator-153-michael-page-vs-jeremie-holloway
>>67034249
can't even get drunk on vodka/whiskey/beer. just makes me sleepy.
>>67034468
literally anderson silva
>>67034468
I think he could beat a few of the top 10, but I couldn't see him being champion
Alright, sorry about starting thread wars.
Just fill up, it has more posters.
>>67016465
>>67016465
>>67016465
Then we can use mine later.
>>67034504
keep in mind he's fighting lellator cans
>>67034468
There is a reason Bellator wont give him a step up.
>>67034536
go away tom cruise
>>67034536
you can try harder than that
Who should Claudia's first title defense be against?
>>67034599
Joanna
>>67034599
Rose
If she ever wins the title. it will have been long enough for rose to mature as a fighter and take the belt
>>67034544
so was this russian dude and he slapped the shit out of bendo
Post your walkout song
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kgkYN3QjD5M
>>67034599
Knowing the UFC they will do instant rematch.
>>67034644
https://youtu.be/JIrUqsB-0vw
does claudia even have a bf?
>>67034628
even though she won her last fight, she looked awful. just awful.
>>67033579
>https://twitter.com/Benaskren/status/723707831896137728
Just die in obscurity and poverty you piece of filth.
>>67034599
lima after she cucks cookie monster tonight
>>67034727
go to sleep dana
>>67034635
koreshov was a weight class above bendo and bendo's career has been in decline as of late
it would be different if page was put up against the best who are in their prime
>>67034751
dropped
>>67034644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5n7CSGPzqw
>>67034759
so wat bendo fought at welterweight all the tim
>>67034751
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
>>67034711
she is her own boyfriend, don't be silly
>>67034773
>>67034797
just a prank
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEO3V4vD6Mh/
>>67034751
prove it faggot
>>67034780
he only notable win as a welterweight was over brandon thatch as far as I know, and thatch's career is rapidly spiraling down to nothing
>>67034751
>>67034773
>>67034797
>>67034821
who cares she looks like a dude anyway
claudia loves america
>>67034815
still not comfortable with a nigger being that close to a waifu
>>67034815
be careful next time, anon
you might get permaheem'd by accident by someone in this thread
>>67034644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yrfYoZVPIg
>>67034835
a very cute dude
Roughly how long until the main card bros? Is it 12+ hours away?
>>67034933
655 minutes to main card
>>67034973
I wanna cum on her tight belly.
>>67034864
>>67034900
>>67034958
>>67034973
I guess its better than posting cuck shit
>>67034933
have you ever been attacked by spiders, snakes or sharks?
>>67034797
>>67034773
>>67034800
My word white men are insecure.
>>67035002
>spiders
>snakes
yes
>sharks
no but almost got rekt by a sting-ray that was bigger than a man's arm-span round
>>67034837
>>67035077
If not for Reebok she could do her walkouts dressed like that.
>>67035096
You sure you're high test enough to handle her?
What did she mean by this?
>>67035002
>those shoes
fucking dropped !
>>67035026
thanks token asian
>>67035096
Living in America
>>67035077
is she a westaboo? wtf she wearin
>>67035193
That would be brilliant.
>>67035202
ameriboo*
all foreign women wish to be conquered by american seed
why does her makeup always look like she's in a coffin?
>>67035251
She's literally Nosferatu.
>>67034973
lewd
>>67035251
She's the ugliest person I have ever seen people pretend is attractive.
>>67035363
she has an Auschwitz body but makes up for it by having a cute face, smile and personality.
>>67035383
>cute face
What the fuck are you talking about? She looks like a 14 year old, late-puberty, cancer vampire-boy. She's a longfaced barn animal.
>>67034381
>toothpick
That's why he lost last night, he didn't have the toothpick of doom with him.
>>67035401
people have different tastes, get over it.
>>67034952
>>67034981
Ty men
>>67035002
Spiders yea, obviously.
As for the other two, I don't leave the house so no.
>>67035363
Her personality is very attractive. Would wife.
>>67035363
>personality accounts for nothing
>>67035451
I just want everyone who finds her attractive to admit to themselves that they find 15 year Slavic boys attractive.
I just want a more honest world.
>>67035058
no you haven't, probably even live in a capital
>>67035505
Only siths deal in absolute.
You now remember Schaub's intern.
>>67035505
>he doesn't find 15 year old Slavic boys attractive
>>67035520
Fuck off idiot. How the fuck would you know?
>>67035606
law of averages and people talk shit on the internet
>>67035488
How many conversations have you had with her? You filthy autists acting like you know her on a personal level, it disgusts me. You know her through the lens of promotion only.
I guarantee you she's the kind of repulsive Slav who smells her own cabbage farts and wants you to think it's funny when she shits up the bathroom before your shower.
>>67035520
>>67035606
OOO TWO ROOS GOING AT IT FOR ONCE
NOBODY GUNNA TAKE THIS RING FROM ME
>>67035614
>I project my very limited experience on to everyone
fuck off idiot
>>67035615
>how can you autists judge her?
>proceed to judge her
A
FUCKING
LEAF.
>>67035633
as i thought
>>67035615
>>67035631
leafs going ham on JJ
>>67035580
would look like shit without 1kg of makeup
>>67035655
You're an idiot. Spiders are everywhere and everyone has had at least one run in with a snake.
>>67035251
ugly goblin
>>67035682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt3A6isaKk0
>>67035682
i'm not the one lying on an ANONYMOUS image board lad
>>67035712
>>67035682
stop it faggots
>>67035707
is that a fuckin still from jaws at .57s hahahaha
why does JJ always looks like he wants to sleep real bad?
I want Australian posters to leave
>>67035712
You're a dumb cunt. You think know what a complete stranger has or hasnt done for fucks sake.
Did you never ever walk to school as kid or never walk through bush? I cannot believe an adult person has never ever had at least one encounter with a snake in their life.
I saw a snake literally 3 weeks ago while riding my bike around a near-by lake. And almost stepped on a fuck off huge sting-ray on Australia day. Get fucked telling me what I have done fucking cockhead.
>these dingos nipping at each other
>>67035682
>everyone has had at least one run in with a snake.
i have but it didn't bite me
>it's an Aussie troll shitposts another Aussie episode
>>67035816
Boganed him didn't ya m8
>>67035816
ya there was one in my pool this month and last month one in the front yard
I am number one
>>67035873
Every time I hear his name I can only think of that one time he dryhumped a kettlebell on that one podcast.
>>67035873
wut dose he mean wen he says taht
>>67033676
Grabbing a neck like that seems hella unsafe
>>67035816
Literally even have 4chan proof of sting-ray encounter from posting about it on the day.
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/65179293/#65195605
>>67035816
Dont fall for his ruse lad, I've run into big ass spiders and snakes and I'm not even from deathstralia.
>>67035774
I'm not sure if he's legitimately good, if it was just the huge size advantage he had over Benson, or if it was a result of Benson stinking
when will they learn?
>>67035945
look at the other dude's arms, he clings to his butt so he doesn't get injured and the meme mewv can actually be accomplished
>>67036008
I'm not even a Manlet... But women are fucking evil man
Is lithcuck trying to retire /heem/ and move on to bigger things in /fa/?
>>67035953
>At some church camp years ago
>Some kid sees a snake swimming int he lake
>He tries to pick it up
>It BITES him
>He's super excited about it
>He gets rushed to the hospital
>It turned out the snake wasn't poisonous
>>67036008
Imagine if two dudes did this for a transgender fighter
>>67036046
>>67035905
>>67036024
I know it's a stunt but it still seems dangerous my man
>>67036038
they don't look at him not because he's short but because it's rude to look at someone you're not intimate with when he's getting undressed.
>>67035873
would love to see Povetkin beat the shit out of him while wearing Klitschko's soviet union shorts
>>67036150
Yeah they do that all the fucking time, manlet or not. Even for the women
>>67034775
top desu
>>67036159
Seeing ronda fight is probably one of the most disgusting sights I've ever seen.
>>67036170
And at least they have the decency to do it
Not everyone's case
>>67035339
this fight was absolute shit
>>67035999
size advantage wasnt that big of a deal it was mostly the good TDD which nullified bendo's offensive striking and turned it into a straight kickboxing match
>>67036159
can't believe this was a once in ever
>>67035249
jesus pls heem with your ass Rin
>>67036224
Lorenzo looks like a man that loves his job
americans are waking up lads
every nigger is a star
>>67036296
Can you take your president back, please?
>>67035873
The dude who actually took the bad guy down was Air Force. Get bent Marine cucks.
>>67036316
im coo wit it
Can we all just take a minute and thank Saint Preux for donating his body to this fight?
are we going to witness the first ufc women's straweight heem in history?
>>67036411
I'm sure the ufc will compensate him adequately.
>>67036411
>...yeah i'm fighting in Vegas.
>yeah? who you fighting
>Jon Jones
>Oh n-
>Jon Jones?!
>>67036423
she didn't even drop aguilar
>>67036436
>Wait, did you say Jon Jones ?
The dude was thinking "NIGGA YOU DED" so clearly lmao
>>67036423
To the death Choanna
>>67036159
>the shitty of Alexis Davis
>>67036457
yeah, the poor guy
they both know he's fucked
but shit man, at least he's getting payed
>>67036423
http://bestinmma.blogspot.com/2015/08/claudia-gadelha-vs-jessica-aguilar-ufc.html
>In an alternate, better universe Jones vs Cormier is tonight
>>67036251
some spicy rin webms for you bro
>>67036423
How the fuck hasn't she been suspended yet..
>>67036596
USADA hasn't tested her once this year
there are people in this thread who think Jon jones is going to lose to Ovince st. Preux
>>67036629
Say what now?
>>67036629
been like 8 months senpai
>>67036671
why did cuh get changed to senpai
>>67036629
things that make you go hmmmmmm
How many buddies are you having over for the event tonight?
>>67036629
>>67036671
God I love mma
>>67036703
cuz
Anyone here compete? Just won my first fight. Absolutely destroyed the dude too kek.
>hit him with a barrage of basic hand strikes
>while he's groggy, slam a palm strike into his solar plexus, totally incapacitating him
>use a basic transition maneuver to pick him up
>slam him down, KOing him instantly
Felt fucking boss.
Tbh Ron Nakai was the most un natty looking fighter in the ufc since Jeff Monson
cuh nigga senpai desu
Can someone post the full card?
>>67036746
I got in a heated scrap as an adult with a bunch of adults a little while back I can green text it
>>67035938
>wut dose he mean wen he says taht
Dat Ameruka cud defeet ises if it wantd 2 butt dusent want 2
>>67036640
I think they're just itching for a fresh batch of memes tbqh
>tfw the DJ meme ends tonight
>>67036823
who?
>tfw OSP heems Jones and Dana crawls back to Conor asking for forgiveness
who /McGOAT/ here?
http://www.5thround.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/UFCDanielCormierJonJones.jpg?51d4bc
>>67036831
don jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq-prkYaw7k
>>67036921
>tfw you meme yourself
>>67036640
goofs, praise jones
HOL UP
Benson got dominated by that literally who russian?
Oh lawd
Should I bother watching that?
>>67036746
i like this meme
>>67037077
>bellator will never drop the goof name and the occasional meme fights and pride itself on being the non-casual real fight fan mma organization
>>67037077
You know what the worst thing is,Koreshkov has only fought ONCE in the last 2 years
He was probably rusty as fuck
>>67037077
yeah it was a complete domination, Koreshkov pretty much every takedown and lit Bendo up on the feet
>>67037077
>literally who
>Bellator champion
Betchie Coheya
>>67036746
Lithuania reporting here
Fight me
>>67037172
>Bellator champion
his point exactly
https://twitter.com/DeeDevlin1/status/723602669470932992
So if DJ and Jones both lose how long till Dana hands Conor a blank check?
>>67037206
dis fucking gusting
>>67036746
Is this becoming a copypasta ?
>>67037257
>https://twitter.com/DeeDevlin1/status/723602669470932992
>what did she mean by this
>>67037285
kill yourself
>>67037285
omg Tom Cruise is at it again lol
he's such a card
>>67037285
GET FUCKING PERMAHEEMED
>>67037285
omfg he did it the absolute madman. Top kek
>>67037304
>>67037308
>>67037316
>>67037334
Relax bros, it's just a prank lol
>>67037304
>kill yourself
>>67036884
hey guys look what I did
>>67037315
does dee have a job?
post heems, lads
>>67037346
you are a funny fella
>>67037357
well done, my commendation to you.
i would love to cuddle jon and dc together:3
>>67037388
i know this isnt a heem btw
What's the best bet tonight?
You now remember TJ Dillashaw
DC is scared, he faked the injury because he knew he would lose his paper belt
>>67037357
>a few quick ones
>>67037423
powerball
holy fuck watching the first episode of Alone season 2 and its full of niggers and fat women
them bears gonna eat gud tonight!
>>67037428
In all fairness, he lasted as a meme almost as long as mcgobbles
It is amazing how no one talks about cruz
It's like the ADD millenials can't even focus on anything "old" and just want new shit thrown at them for trend's sake
>>67037315
Cucked
>>67035873
marines are such cucks, I have a cousin that was a sheriff and he took down three marines at a bar because they were being aggressive with other guys. The marines took him to court for beating there asses and my cousin ended up winning the case cause the judge was ashamed that these marines couldn't beat up one country sheriff yet they are supposed to be trained to fight for freedom(or israeli shekels). Of course being an amateur mma fighter might of helped but still 3 vs. 1..
>>67037315
Dee looking old as fuq
>>67037568
that feel when you aren't nate diaz 209's boy...;(
>>67037285
P-please use my thread guys.....
>>67037526
your cousin is a faggot
>>67037526
You are an absolute moron.
A few hours till the Pettis meme is ended forever
Where's predictionbro?
>>67037388
Robbie is s tuff ass fuck, why not Robbie for UFC 200, his fights are always fun to watch.
>tfw no /frontbunda/ gf
oh shit I think Sage is about to get permaheem'd
>>67037609
>>67037633
are you guys still bootyblasted, its been 4 years get over it
>>67037636
pettis is already done m8
>>67037672
RIP lad
>>67037557
that was just a bad pic
she still looks good
I legitimately fucking hate Schaub now
>>67037672
please god someone harvest his sperm before he checks out
>>67037743
what the fuck did he do again
>>67037672
that's what you get for training with canadians
>>67037743
>now
>>67037743
Why?
>>67037743
>now
>>67037672
>please pray for me
>still sits there with a massive smile on his face
H..hope you're fine Sage
>>67037792
Schaub probably banged his sister
>>67037770
Nothing in particular, I suppose the straw that broke the back though is his retarded defense of Conor's stupid antics
>>67037672
>pray
what a fucking idiot
What are the prelim fights?
>>67037672
Will nothing wipe that dumb smile off of Sage's face?
>>67037803
>sister
>gets btfo
>resort to petty name calling to make yourself feel better
Why are wmma fighters so shameful?
>>67037828
too soon bro
>>67037824
Google.com v bing.com
>>67037812
Lmao you Conor haters are pathetic
Who /RoganInspired/ brekfast here?
>>67037743
>now
>>67037879
>breakfast at noon
>>67037859
Bing nowadays, senpai. Very helpful for rare pornos
>>67037850
>>67037879
I shouldn't have opened these images at the same time
>>67037824
http://m.ufc.com/event/UFC-197
>>67037879
>Eggs over cooked/10
>>67037877
Ive never hated Conor. His holier than thou stunt he's pulling is stupid though. And Schaub has been the saltiest piece of shit since his retirement
>67037894
Had a tough night, lad
>>67037908
I goofed a bit, lad desu
absolute madman
>>67037879
>jelly
>fried eggs
Boiled eggs with no seasoning and toast with no butter or sugar is the only way to live.
>>67037894
>not having it be 10:30 because you live on the glorious west coast
Stay pleb
>>67037702
anyone who has their name tattooed on them is a massive fucking dickhead beyond all hope
>>67037978
would be better if he found some sluts to ride him around and get their cooter's all wet or somethin'
>>67037812
>Conor's stupid antics
> >67037948
please tell me you are rewriting this post numbers every time
>>67037992
Conor seems like a nice guy, though.
>>67036008
Ok, for some reason I never thought of this until now... But why do they have the ring girls at the weigh-ins?
>>67037986
>he fell for the sugar is bad meme
kek
>>67036008
hahahahahaa
>>67038070
their presence makes it less gay
>>67038073
*sips additive free coffee*
>he fell for the sugar industry propaganda
bur
>>67038070
Even Invicta has them. It's an industry standard
How would Koreshkov fare in the ufc?
Looked impressive against Henderson
>>67036423
why dont they test the fighters before the fight?
why do they wait until after the fight happens to say "oh by the way we found something in one of the fighters from that ppv you bought last week"
>>67038124
why the fuck would the cameraman show that?
>>67036423
She is rocking HGH for sure.
>poeple unironically put their money on hendo yesterday and lost
wew
>>67038219
would be top 10 for sure
Embedded
http://youtu.be/4-ekFzwB0PY
http://youtu.be/4-ekFzwB0PY
How much till the card starts?
link to the presser?
>>67038318
little under 8 bongs for the main card
The bookies expect JBJ - OSP to be quick, not so sure about that ...
>>67033653
>You still there, pussy?
Yeah, he sounds vanilla when the camera is on.
Also, early in his UFC career, Rosario Dawson publicly made it known that she wanted his D. I doubt Jon could turn that down.
>>67038314
Jon is a real family man
>>67038362
I'm not hyped at all for the fight.
>>67038285
>poeple unironically refer to bendo as hendo
wew
>>67038285
goofs will think twice about calling Bellator full of scrubs
that or the WW Benson meme is dead
>>67038363
>>67038408
goes together
And I'm not even drunk
>>67038385
>Rosario Dawson publicly made it known that she wanted his D
She did ?
Noice
hope barbosa heems pettis tonight
his fights are always fun as fuck
>>67038386
hes just pretending infront of the camera
>>>/fa/11202880
>>>/fa/11200537
tell me about Lithcuck, why does he post the face?
Will Pettis exterminate Barboza's chin?
>>67037388
Why is it so hard to break robbie?
>>67038507
kill yourself
>>67038507
hes a big attentionwhore, this was already known
>>67038526
The opposite
OSP will delete Jones
Lithuania here
>>67038562
>OSP will delete Jones
this
I'm the other lithuania here using a proxy
>>67037743
why?
why do people use proxy?
>>67037672
>MRSA virus
>staph virus
Nope. He cannot be that dumb.
>>67038638
>this flag
>this post
Post your walkout jamborees
http://youtu.be/vc6vs-l5dkc
>>67038268
It may have been a camerawoman.
>>67038673
>>67038638
>Green Japan
>>67038730
better than kermit's asshole.
>>67038562
>>67038594
I agree, OSP will annihilate Jones
Lithuania here
>>67038711
https://youtu.be/2j-4iMseNRk?list=PLC605F20BF971975B
bongs and bings until prelims?
>>67038801
4 and a half
>>67038386
>family man
>arrested for DUI 100 times
>>67038412
Hendo is shuffle shuffle H-bomb
Bendo is wrestle wrestle submission
>>67038839
fucking hell man. That will be 01:30AM for me. I'll pass this time. Wake me up when Jones is kill.
>>67038861
Every time you see an american posting love for jones assume it is the chickenlegged small dicked babykiller himself.
Literally this one american guy keeps sucking the jon jones dick over and over and you have to wonder what the fuck is wrong with him that he spends his free time defending a guy on the internet who is so obviously a horrible human being.
Jon jones daughter will end up a major slut because of daddy issues
>>67038839
what the heck am I supposed to do for the next 4 hours???
>>67038882
>wanting to be sleep deprived to see jones getting heemed
kek
>>67038711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKv_eZwJh34
>>67038973
Carb up
>>67038973
play some video games, draw, for fucks sake anon don't you have any hobbies.
feel sorry for you cucks who's entire life revolves around being a wage slave or consuming media.
Anyone else skipping this card?
>>67036008
they are all looking for him
>>67038973
carb up and ride your bike
>>67039105
Does anyone actually find that bitch attractive?
>>67039105
>consuming media.
>play some video games!
>>67038940
You're getting emotional Danielle
>>67039155
Paedophiles
>>67037743
>now
>>67038861
>tfw he still has less DUIs than Nick Diaz
>>67039155
i want to rape her
>>67039105
>play some video games
>feel sorry for you cucks who's entire life revolves around being a wage slave or consuming media.
>consuming media
>>67038314
what happens to le wheaties man if he loses his 3rd in a row?
>>67038973
play agar dude
http://www.agar.io/
>>67039261
diep.io is the new shit
>>67038973
eat some bananas and ride your bike you dumb kant
>>67038973
Get a barbell and do some deadlifts
It's what I do when I'm feeling like a lazy piece of shit
Jones and Pettis are locks
Soon we will see
>>67038973
Go out and provoke some fights.
>>67039300
who is this semen demon?
>>67039373
>not recognizing Arianny
lads.....how did he do it?
>>67038973
Get a kettlebell, some weed, and a heavy bag.
gonna go to sleep lads. gonna wake up at 7:45 am, main card starts at 8:00 am here. Goodnight heem.
>>67039392
he can do anything, hes gonna to heem Gunnar into the LW division
>>67039392
yeah i think he did it.
>>67039392
it's easy lad, just takes practice
http://www.wikihow.com/Tie-a-Tie
>>67039419
good night bangladesh. sleep tight.
>holloway vs page
what a meme fight
>>67039392
Slavland has tons of hot women, but even more ugly men.
She didn't really have much of a choice.
>>67039444
trips confirm a comfy sleep for all of bangladesh
>>67039392
by being cabable of beating up 99,99999% of the population
>>67039482
Not Schaub though
HBO boxing (non-ppv) going head to head with UFC tonight.
I mean schaub has some points with Dana being too public but fucking hell he's sucking the mcgoob dick
>>67039511
Triple g right?
hmm...
>>67039513
Conor was the one who made the whole thing public with his "retirement" tweet. He could have kept quite and worked it out with Dana
>>67039567
>I peaked in middle school.
Most girls do.
>>67039482
>implying he'd survive my rubberguard
don't be ridiculous friend.
>>67039564
yeah, Gennady vs some bum who he's going to knock out within 5 rounds
also, Choclatito (p4p #1 tbqhwyf) against some decent Puerto Rican in the co-main
Is he gonna live?
>>67039574
But Dana in general is way too public with all this stuff, that's a solid point when asked these questions by the press he should've said we've made our statements about it and that's it with the conor thing.
You can't publicly talk about shit like that, dodge direct questions and have the people who make the statements professionally make the statements professionally.
>>67039606
Is he still in Canada?
If so, no.
>>67039606
i hope not
>>67039606
but mrsa is a bacterium
>>67039629
We're in America, no one knows what the fuck a bacteria is, get it right
>>67039606
>>67039614
he'll die in the ER waiting room if he's in Canada
>>67039606
sage creeps me the fuck out.
>>67039603
Chico!ate Tito is not p4p #1
That's ridiculouis
Clear p4p is kovalev, ward, or lomachenko
where's predictions boy
>>67039606
I'm worried that strep throat deleted his immune system. He will be in my prayers.
>>67039620
Weirdo.
>>67039606
i added "haha" in my mind after please pray for me
>>67039688
>ward
Jesus tonight's card is fucking STACKED even without Cormier
I'm so hype
>>67039606
He's probably been sitting in that room for 6 hours waiting for the Pakistani immigrant doctor to come in and pronounce him dead in broken english.
>>67039688
>lomachenko
that's ridiculous. Skill wise, he may be, but he hasn't achieved anything in professional boxing that justifies putting him at p4p #1
>>67039606
>staph infection
>virus
wew lad
>>67039688
Shut the fuck up lad
>>67039691
He did his final update early this morning like 8 bings ago.
>>67039614
>>67039677
>>67039735
Whats wrong with canadian healthcare Adan?
>>67039754
fml
>>67039688
An argument can be made for Kovalev.
Ward? Too inactive. We'll see after the inevitable Kovalev fight.
Lomachenko? Not many fights as a pro. If you said Rigondeaux I would have taken you a bit more seriously.
new thread where
>"i'll be the most active champion" and his zero title defenses
>>67039805
it's 55 posts early
>tfw just went to bet on NBA and forgot to bet on today's fights
>tfw too lazy to go back
It's 10 minutes away but fuck.
>>67039460
>Slavland has tons of hot women, but even more ugly men.
neither of them are Slav, though
>>67039805
in ur mums pussy
>>67039826
do you go to a local sportsbook or something?
>>67039722
the fightpass prelim are unusually interesting
>>67039835
yea, there are tons of them here
why is James Vick fighting some literal who
jon jones is fighting tonight.
Sage is fighting MRSA tonight haha
>>67039805
I got you f
>>67039899
he was hurt for a while so he's being eased back in
>>67039822
>it has literally been 4 months
>>67039986
He literally hasn't weighed 145 since 2015 and never will again.
>pandering to mcmeme
>how cuck of you m8
Have I got a chance lads?
>>67040043
None whatsoever
>>67040043
None.
>>67040012
m8, none of the champs walk around at their fighting weight when they're not fighting you mong.
>>67040043
Bookies HATE this guy for doing this one weird trick
>>67040043
osp could heem jones in the 1st, i don't see how cejudo wins
>>67040043
yes
>>67031780
aldos a tryhard bitch desu i wonder if he lactates post usada he can make all the other manlets special breastmilk ice cream and then he'd mean mug them and be like NOW IM INSIDE YOU I AM BEST BUT NO HOMO and then cry a little bit while hugging and punching his mcgregor waifu pillow
>>67040043
honestly i think if the upsets happen this is how they will happen at least
>>67040043
stranger things have happened
>>67040072
"most active champion"
>let me rationalize my irish god for you m8
top kek
>>67040043
OSP maybe
cejudo you dun goofd
>>67040088
Cejudo could win via Cewrestling.
>>67040043
do it
>>67039606
please pray for me HAHA
>climbs up on the fucking gas outlets for a photo
>>67040116
Don't know where you're getting the word most from senpai, stop being salty and accept your lord and saviour.
>>67040141
c-cewrestling?
>>67040230
maybe he meant jewrestling.
you know, jewcing
>>67035363
wrong. that would be Bethe Correia.
people like her ass but it's like every hood rat niggress has a ass. doesn't make them attractive.
>>67039606
he should have lived a healthy lifestyle..
rip
>>67040278
jew-do hip toss
>>67040186
>mcmemer
I'm not gay.
>>67035615
hahaha based canada
>>67040287
>not liking this
lads ive been awake for 10 hours. should i sleep and wake up missing most of prelims or stay up and risk falling asleep before seeing osp win
help
I think I'm going to start fapping to the olympics this year? Anyone with me?
>>67035615
delet
>>67040338
sleep
>>67040338
nigga it's 5am go to sleep dawg
>>67040338
just sleep and wake up for the good prelims
>>67040329
Those sand sprints really pay off
>>67040338
if you don't sleep now you might sleep during the main card
Why is Conrad scared of Edgar lads?
Is it because he's also a midget who can beat him?
good advice cunts
NEW: >>67040377
>>67040362
>ufc 197
>good prelims
>>67037992
His name is Conor you imbecile. McGregor is his clan's name.
>>67040007
>train constantly with Freddie Roach
>wanted to become professional boxer
>get HEEMED via punches by a mechanic and a firefighter
Oh Andrei...
>>67036423
all natty
>>67036644
is that a young bolo yeung
>>67040329
oh my lord
>>67039392
mysteries of life anon
>>67040329
>dat ass
>being attached to a man face
faggotry.
>>67036423
She's gonna piss hot
>>67040744
in my mouth
>>67040329
lmao @ file name
whats the bitch's name on the left?
>>67040043
I actually did it
>betting against the two p4p best fighters in the ufc
>>67036554
What the fuck kind of underwear is she wearing? Some laced edges thing? I'd motorboat those cheeks all night long.
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