UPCOMING EVENTS (April)
4/23 - UFC 197 (OSP vs Jones)
(((FIGHT PASS PRELIMS START AT 6:30 PM EDT, 3:30 PM PDT, 11:30 PM BST, PRELIMS START AT 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST)))
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/6: ONE FC 41 (Bigdash vs Butorin)
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
NEWS:
>MM doesn't know what's on the USADA's banned substances list
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/23/11456268/demetrious-johnson-on-usada-i-dont-know-whats-on-the-banned-substance
>UFC 197 predictions
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/23/11493140/ufc-197-predictions
>The Undertaker responds to Vince McMahon's comments at WWE press conference
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/22/11491062/conor-mcgregor-responds-to-dana-whites-comments-at-press-conference
1st for me, dummy
first for benson is done
>>67040329
i don't get this filename
>so elusive is Jon Jone's technique, Joe
Jon will submit OSP and call out DC.
>>67040412
MIGHTY MOUSE IS A MUUNSTER
>>67040412
>OH HE'S HURT MIKE, HE'S HURT !!!
>just like that
>>67040377
Was he wrong or right for saying this?
>>67040412
Andrey Koreshkov is a MOTHERFUCKER.
Who's the best MMA journalist? Ariel Helwani's constant never ending streak on the annual awards would indicate he is. Does he do any writing and analysis of the sport? Or is it purely on television/podcasts?
>>67040412
"nguc...nguc....nguc...nguc"
Rogan in Ngganou's locker room
>>67040412
He's going for the omoplata
and he's out of it
>TFW Fili moneyline went from +135 to -105
get ready heem
>>67040412
for SURE lose my number my man
>>67040377
AND NEW
>>67040492
mma journalism is basically irrelevant
they're all the same
>>67040412
I love athletic and explosive fighters, mike
especially when they're fucking my wife
>>67040510
I believe it.
Cejudo will win too.
>>67040412
>I hate political correctness. Those god damn regressives are ruining free speech!
>Oh, except for gays. They're great and we should never say anything bad about them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duUJwgBSVNU
You now remember that this was supposed to be the most anticipated rematch in UFC history.
>>67040518
jack slack does not seem like he's some homogeneous writer to me...
>OSP got wrestlefucked by Moose Sassy
>he's going to upset Jones, guys
>>67040571
>t. hack slack
>>67040571
Fuck off, Jack.
>>67040412
IT IS ALL OVER!!!
Anyone got any webms of Benson's elite head movement on the ground?
Why do I want to fuck felice herrig so badly?
>>67040679
No webms, but here's a YouTube video of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymKLymvwD2U
>>67040377
>>67040377
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLT5WJI90CM
>>67040705
You actually don't, what you really want is to watch me do it while you jack off in the corner
>>67040705
because you have bad taste
>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who think jones is going to get upset in this fight
top fucking kek, stop trying to predict the next upset, only i can do that and this isn't it.
>>67040721
Willow Smith-esque is Benson's head movement, Jimmy
I DUN GIV A SHEET
Reminder for those who are ignorant about MMA that Walt Harris vs Cody East is literally a big black bull vs an evil white guy who is literally a psychopathic criminal. Sparks are set to fly so tune in.
>>67040582
Jon likes to beat guys at their own game tho.
He could decide to not wrestle that much
>>67040586
>>67040651
who's writing do you guys like?
>>67040795
oi don't give a bloody shite either, lad
>>67040769
>Implying you're not a virgin if you only want to fuck 10s who look perfect in pictures or porn vids on the internet
>>67040837
I enjoy Luke Thomas' Monday Morning and Technique Talk series.
>being fat
Hey you goofs, i just got back from running session. 5 kms in 20 minutes EASY. pumped and ready for heems.
>>67040837
nobody' because mma journalism is a joke
>>67040812
Harris is on the verge of being cut, going 0-3 in the UFC, so we might see some desperation KO swings
>>67040837
Not yours, dickhead.
>>67040721
Thanks for reminding us that this song actually exists
>>67040843
>literally embarrassing yourself
>>67040862
>5kms in 20 minutes
Yeah that is pretty easy, not sure why youd try to brag.
>>67040917
>>67040862
were/are you carbed up?
Mighty Mouse is overrated and Cejudo hasn't even gotten into third gear yet in the UFC
#andnew
>>67040917
:^) enoy your bud light you goof
>post yfw Sage is perma heemed by a microrganism
>>67040934
I wont lie, I agree with that sentiment.
Step it up
>>67040977
his last words "but im only 19 sir, ha h-"
>>67040944
no, but now i will
>>67041025
good
>>67040934
this is the future of humans
where is the predictionlad?
You know what, lads. I have a funny feeling about OSP and Jon Jones tonight.
>>67040550
That fucking goof
if Jon Jones loses tonight, what happens to the light heavyweight division?
What the fuck do you even do next?
>>67040817
Jones would still destroy him standing. He's going to beat the fuck out of him on his feet, OSP will shoot on him out of desperation and Jones will end it with an easy sub.
If you think anything else is going to happen you are both a herb and scrub and I could dust you.
>>67041146
instant rematch
>>67040510
AND NEW what exactly? JJ isn't the champion, remember?
>>67041125
yeah, it will be funny to wait until 5 in the morning for the first round submission by Jones.
>>67040582
OSP gassed againt Mousasi.
He is a southpaw that is athletic and explosive and has a reach of 80 inches. He also has good TDD.
>>67041149
we'll see big guy
>>67040705
Because she is a bad bitch and you're a heterosexual.
>>67041157
wow that would be depressing
>>67041209
Wanna go? We can do this thing right now.
>>67041194
he gassed, got wrestlefucked by glove tex too, if jones was gonna get KO'd it would have happened by cormier or gustaffson
>>67040795
How long before dana tries to put him in his place and he makes a fool out of the old man?
>>67041227
if jones loses you can guarantee that will happen
they already have an excuse ready
>>67041237
he already did by beating mcgregor, literally sent the UFC into a tailspin
>>67040817
>Jon likes to beat guys at their own game tho.
You are full of shit.
Ask Rampage if he "beat him at his own game".
>people not realizing that Jones is the one true GOAT not some hype job
baka desu senpai this will be a one sided beatdown
How many bongs?
>>67041254
i don't think so, i bet conor forced dana for a rematch. if he somehow loses , he will go against A.J and than DC again. But no way he will lose this if he wasn't knocked out by glover, gus or DC....
>>67041149
>He's going to beat the fuck out of him on his feet
You are fucking retarded.
>Conor loses
>Ronda loses
>Holly loses
>Sage loses
>PvZ loses
>Cain loses
>Weidman loses
Jon is due.
It's been a wild last 365 days
>>67041146
>>67041157
>>67041227
Instant rematches are fucking ruining this sport. There should be a general rule that no matter what, both fighters have to fight a different opponent before getting a rematch. I would say the ONLY scenario where a rematch is justified is if it's a fucking draw.
>>67041324
conors situation is different since he moved up
jones was and is at LHW, they can use his time off and problems as an excuse
>>67041366
I agree with this
>>67041330
You better watch your lip, guy. You been strutting around this whole thread like you aren't a bum and I'd love to be the one that puts you in the dirt where bums like you belong.
Still feeling tough, little guy?
>>67041236
>if jones was gonna get KO'd it would have happened by cormier or gustaffson
>dat impeccable logic
DC is a treestump and Gustaffson beat the fuck out of him.
Seriously, logic isn't your strongest suit.
Reminder if Jon loses tonight the UFC will be forced to let Conor have his way and will be fighting at UFC 200
>>67041422
>he thinks OSP is going to win
who's the logically impaired one here, osp won't land one clean punch
>>67041324
>But no way he will lose this if he wasn't knocked out by glover, gus or DC....
There is no connective logic to this. You just pulled that shit out of your ass.
Glover is a slow, predictable brawler. DC is a stumpy wrestler. He didn't get knocked out by Gustaffson, but so what? How does that mean anything?
I feel all hype for tonight has been overshadowed by McGriddle
Do the casuals even know Jones is back tonight?
I think it's time for Germans to stop watching MMA, eh gang?
>>67041413
I think what pisses me off so much about it is how one-sided it is. For example, Aldo not getting immediate rematch, but Conor gets it against Nate (well, was going to get it, maybe still will). And you know damn well that Nate wouldn't have gotten it if he had lost, nor will he get an immediate rematch if he loses this time around.
Basically by dishing out immediate rematches, it's a slap in the face to the winning fighter in that the general consensus is that the win was a fluke.
>>67041451
>who's the logically impaired one here, osp won't land one clean punch
........wat?
Seriously, stop deepthroating Bonesy.
>>67041494
Probably not.
>The legit MMA GOAT is back and all people are talking about is this guy.
>there are people here who think Conor doesn't deserve special treatment
>there are people here right now who believe Conor doesn't matter more than anyone else on UFC 200 combined
Wake up, Chris. I'm done with your wife
>>67041428
This. This is completely true.
>we're working on something for 200
>I'm not gonna say what
>in other words, we have to wait and see if Jones wins before we can say anything
>>67041590
>dat receding hairline
finally an imperfection
Whats everyone drinking tonight?
How many bings and bongs till fisticuffs?
>>67041494
>McGriddle
I laffed
>>67041377
>excuse
exactly, but not for a rematch but for title shot after just one win (probably against as i said, A.J)
>>67041623
proton shake. How many bongs until it starts? start?
>>67041623
probably just water lad, had a headache and now feeling a bit nauseous
The greatest MMA fighter of all-time to ever do it is fighting tonight
>>67041618
Yea his hair is considerably worse than it was just a couple years ago. Is it just his natural genetics/aging, or . . . something else . . .
>>67041618
he's even pulling it off tho
>>67041632
>>67041632
2 bongs 34 bings until fitepass prelims
the BST in the OP is bong time
guys how many bings and bongs?
Wake up Jon
It's all over now
>>67041706
just over 2 and a half bongs I believe
>bongs
>bings
I don't get what's so hard about about looking it up yourself and then translating to your own timezone.
>>67041526
Instant rematches stagnate divisions and titles, and two losses in a row kills a star pretty much.
Nobody likes losing, and every loser in the sport feels like shit would go differently if they had another chance, but they should be forced to work for that chance and build their rep up again.
I also thought it was incredibly retarded how they offered mcgoobs an instant title shot at RDA, basically telling the rest of the weight class to fuck off.
>>67041623
Got some lagunitas pilsners in the fridge. Will prob only have one or two though, cause I think I'm gonna have a brownie later
Dana listens to this to hype himself up before negotiating with McGregor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA
>>67041623
Diet Pepsi, at the perfect temp
>>67041824
a 2 liter of pineapple fanta
diabetes is fun
>>67041623
Bud Light, the perfect beer for whatever happens!
>>67041482
Jesus, yes, that all is true and because of that Jones haven't god knocked out or defeated. But these guys had the biggest chance of knocking him out, and maybe Machida (he's really unpredictable). And OSP is not really better in anything from them. Jones already faced and reach, and wrestling and fucking good boxing
OSP is nothing new. Southpaw? Wow, big deal... Not to mention that Jones have a fucking good chin.
>>67041623
due to my consumption of marijuana and backwoods tobacco I no longer eat food
>>67041623
water
Jones at HW. How does he do?
>>67041822
Yea, well said. Every loser could think that they deserve an immediate rematch, so how do you decide when it's fair to have them and when it's not?
Cruz/TJ: No rematch
Weidman/Rockhold: Rematch
Lawler/Condit: No rematch
Cain/Werdum: Rematch (didn't pan out obv)
How the fuck does this make sense?
>>67041949
Uncle Dana looks at the ppv numbers and decides from there like the stealth jew he is, obviously.
>>67040862
>tfw tring to make it my physical fitness goal to run 10 miles in under an hour
>>67041947
Bebut with some smaller HW like Velasquez, i would like to see that, and after some time he use to new weight he could stand with bigger guys like Werdum, Miočić i think. he said after three more fights in LHW he will move to HW. We'll see..
>>67041949
I think the Rockhold/Weidman rematch is somewhat justified as there are no other contenders. Romero had it until he got suspended, Jacare is coming off a loss (controversial but still), Vitor is one win removed from getting smashed by Weidman.
>>67040377
Is there an version of this with audio anywhere?
>>67041949
undefeated guys has bigger chance to get a rematch -> Rockhold, Cain was basically undefeated (lucky punch against JDS)
>>67041949
What's even funnier about that example is that both fights that ended with stoppage got the rematch, whereas both fights that ended with split decision did not. Bullshit factor increases
>>67041573
Fedor is the "legit" MMA goat.
>>67042081
was Fedor on the gas lads?
>>67042081
>Fedor
>>67041670
JJ is overrated. He wins because he has 10 inches of reach over his opponents. Fedor is a middleweight and he dominated HW.
Let's see those parlays. I kept it safe this week after getting fucked by Tecia Torres.
>>67042137
>Pettis
Might as well throw your money in the trash
>>67042126
> Its a Fedor is a middleweight episode
>>67042137
tecia torres won 29-28 imo
you got fucked by the judges
>>67041742
grow up
My sleep schedule is all fucked up, how many bongs until the main card?
>So we all knew Koreshkov was going to beat Henderson, r-right guys?
I just watched it and fuuuuuck he got btfo! Poor guy, at least he has his sponsor money.
>>67042183
No she didn't and no I didn't. Rose won because she actually tried to win.
>>67041906
>And OSP is not really better in anything from them. Jones already faced and reach, and wrestling and fucking good boxing
>OSP is nothing new.
He is new because JJ is rusty, he has 80 inches of reach is a good athllete, hits hard, is a southpaw, knows how to kick and has good TDD.
I put 10€ on OSP.
>>67042110
someone post the latest report on fedor vs maldonado
>>67042110
he was doing all that rocky iv countryside training shit in middle of nowhere russia
i wouldn't be surprised if his coaches gave him shit, but it was the wild west back then
Heemspeak + Fight Pass to get comfy before the fights anyone?
>>67042081
>1-3 in the cage
>goat
>>67042110
Possible. He fought at PRIDE.
How do you define the goat ?
His record ?
I think it's much more than that.
Anyway mma is a way too young sport to have a goat yet.
Reminder that Ben Askren would be WW champ if he ever came to UFC. He destroyed Koreshkov who looked like a world beater vs Henderson and would likely be top 10 in the UFC.
>>67042202
How tf did he not finish him, is what I'm wondering. The guy has no killer instinct. That bullshit head movement on the ground, I mean, he's literally just laying there moving his head back and forth. Punch him in the fucking head.
>>67042208
>rusty
how the hell do you know that? You don't know that. To be fair, i don't know either, but he looked great yesterday. Well, you will see in few bongs for yourself.
>>67042237
heemspeak is for homos
>>67042180
Fedor is an obvious MW. Almost everyone at LHW is bigger than him.
>>67041623
liquid morphine
>>67042266
Record, guys that particualr GOAT faced, how many years his reign lasted. etc etc. Jones become a champ when he was 23, hes now 28 and i don't see him loosing anytime soon.
>>67042281
he has been focusing a lot on strength training so the speculation is that he might gas out early
>>67042289
Being afraid of strangers hearing your voice is homo.
>>67042289
watch it lad, i will grind you out to a controversial split decision if you don't shut your mouth
>>67042266
>Anyway mma is a way too young sport to have a goat yet.
This is the truth, but we need something to argue about in between fights
>>67042260
Who gives a fuck if there is a cage around him you subhuman.
>>67042137
>>67042166
shit i like pettis and i dont like the -170
had no answer in his last two outings and now everyone has a blueprint.
When will they add a weightclass for natural women and not roiders
>>67042336
Also, IV ban, USADA etc.
No one here could stop my blast double. Feels good man
>>67042208
>I put 10€ on OSP.
cheeky wager.
i almost stayed another day in vegas for the fight. i should have at least put a bet down.
dammit
>>67042376
>had no answer in his last two outings and now everyone has a blueprint.
Barboza won't come in to grind him out, even if he wanted to I strongly doubt he has the skills to implement that game plan. This will be a kicking match IMO.
>>67042336
yeah, we saw that on instagram, but i doubt he wasn't training fighting thousand times more he trained for strenght. if he plans to move to HW in a year, its good to start preparing himself for gaining weight and strenght at least year earlier.
>>67042404
I'd stuff that shit easily and make you pay for it with a d'carce choke
>>67042390
/thinspo/ get out
being anorexic is disgusting and more unhealthy than being obese
>>67042376
I the judging/rules of the UFC were sound, Alvarez would've been penalized for stalling.
>>67042376
Barboza does not pose any where near the kind of grappling threat rda and Alvarez does. Like, not even in the same universe
You guys are really disappointing me with the number of you picking Edson
He's getting lit up
>>67042362
i'll call the cops if you so much as lay a finger on me
>>67042410
yeah that's the conventional wisdom
but i don't think anyone would've guessed alvarez would do a 180 on his style just to secure the safest win
to your point i dont think barboza has the wrestling chops. pettis needs to get back to his winning ways in a bad way
>>67042369
>ring """"""""mma""""""""
>>67042280
He rocked more than a handful of times, it was ridiculous. And how he ended up with 50-45 across the board is insane too! Really? None of those rounds seemed like 10-8s to the judges? Wow. Looks like Hendo is moving back down to LW.
I'm a time traveler and /heem/ should know that OSP will TKO Jones in the 1st round at 4:23. My dubs will confirm
>>67042336
i mean, just imagine how strong he would be now when he started to work on strenght, he toyed with DC last time, next time it will be hilarious. And even if he loses some of his speed, speed wasn't his biggest weapon. but his reach and strenght to wrestle guys, put them up to the fence and feed them with elbows and stuff. It would be bad if he had awful chin tho.
>>67042439
I dunno lad I'd bang >>67042390 if she kept her clothes on
>>67042390
This is all i can think of when I see her. It's like it was written with her in mind
http://youtu.be/5i0PxKHHNVM
>>67042499
that was always an ill advised move
he's super durable but his freakish physique at 155 is still small to average at welterweight.
he's just going to keep taking tons of punishment even in wins
who /osp/ here
>>67042404
Tfw I literally skull fuck your face into the mat
>>67042532
i'm the actual time traveler
cejudo wins a 48-47 UD
check em
>>67042487
>but i don't think anyone would've guessed alvarez would do a 180 on his style just to secure the safest win
Alvarez has a wrestling background though unlike Barboza.
>>67042431
You'd be 5'd in seconds once I tie up, then armbar'd with easy kid
who /GOAT/ here
>>67042390
Skellyweight
>>67042577
I honestly think he might win. Jones has been out for awhile and I dont think he'll be able to gauge the reach of osp before getting caught. Cap this post. I put 100 usd on osp
>>67042535
>he toyed with DC last time
You genuinely deserve to be murdered, you know that?
DC fought the stupidest fight ever and still gave him a lot of trouble.
>but but but, MUH TDs in round 4 when DC was gassed :(
>>67042580
I'd easily roll you into the truck, then secure a brutal twister to vaporizer control
>>67042600
>not using Black Phillip
>>67042561
Tbh, he looks a lot more normal at WW than he does at LW. He looks huge at 155.
Btw, what UFC champion is closest to your size?
>>67042632
> fought stupidest fight
>excuses
wew lad
i would agree if we talked about ronda vs holm, but this is just ridiculous, permaheem yourself.
>>67042269
but he struggled to beat Hieron who went to the UFC and got heemed into being fired
>>67042632
gave him trouble, but jones was never in trouble
went for those takedowns just to prove a point because the whole history of their beef comes down to jones saying he bet he could take him down and dc harboring it forever
>>67042577
If OSP wins, I get 44€. :^)
Literally the small, black GSP equivalent in terms of mixed-martial arts skill, dominance, charisma and bald head. Millions said he was their boy, why not Mighty Mouse?
>>67042632
Jones absolutely annihilated DC. It wasn't as close as the 4:1 round score indicated. Jones also literally didn't even train one bit for that fight.
The only thing that might defeat Jones is a deteriorating chin with age. Or you can clone Rumble 24 times and switch out a new one after each minute of the fight and hope for a KO.
>>67042694
rory mac
do you think you're smarter than the average human?
>>67042736
> small, black
You answered your own question anon. Personally, he's my boy
>>67042701
whats this replying to?
>>67042702
Honda is incapable of fighting any other way. DC isn't incapable of lateral movement or shooting for doubles set up by strikes as opposed to intentionally walking through 100s of kicks to the abdomen.
>>67042736
too small to be entertaining, too big to be comical
>>67042336
he shed all the excess muscle tho, in order to make weight. so stamina should not be a concern, not from that aspect at least.
>>67040412
DUDE. WEED. LMAO.
>>67042775
not him, but after riding public transit in a major city -
unequivocally yes
>>67042632
>claims to speak two languages
Pupper
Do you think Jon Jones' bastard son is training right now so that when he gets into the UFC he challenges Jon for the belt and BEATS him, therefore, Jon Jones was truly beat by Jon Jones?
>>67042752
>Jones absolutely annihilated DC
My fucking sides.
Your crush on Jonny clouds your vision.
He absolutely annihilated Chael Sonnen. He won a tough fight against DC.
>>67042824
>he shed all the excess muscle tho
>>67042827
>>67040412
DUDE SNAKE OIL LMAO
>>67042584
I miscalculated. I'm the real time traveler. OSP by TKO in the 3rd and Cejudo by split decision. Dubs confirm.
>>67042833
kek
>>67040412
DUDE. ONNIT. LMAO
>>67042895
>Cejudo by split decision
this is more likely
>>67042852
>the glasses making my crew neck a v-neck look
>>67042632
dude, it was so obvious right from the beginning, jones was like "what the hell lel, let's wrestle". he did not even bother to keep the distance.
>>67042851
>rose already looking old without makeup
why are men so superior?
>>67042787
>lateral movement
That shit wouldn't help him much. Arms of Jones and his reach covers everything, every corner, DC would again and again step into the same trap, clinch and he would be bashed against the floor and fucked in the ass.
>>67040412
DUDE OPINIONS LMAO
>he watches manlet fights
>>67040412
fuck mountain lions
>>67042861
Lol man Jones' only real fight in his entire career was against Gus. No one else even did damage to him. To say that Jones outwrestled DC was an understatement. It was like watching a high school freshman versus an olympic champion.
Goats are pretty funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdyuJPl7Kgk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjeFOBRK3WU
>laughing at you not with you
>>67040412
BAAAAA BOOOOOOOOM and she's out COLD
Decent night of fight lads
>yfw Jones' head bounces off the canvas
>>67042929
He couldn't keep the distance because DC is a tank. Front kicks to the body are attempts to keep the distance. They failed.
What they didn't fail to do was tire DC out so JJ won.
>>67040412
HELLO FRIENDS WELCUM TO THE PODCAST
>>67043011
you hope
>>67043013
god you're fucking retarded
>Hey OSP are you still there?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8E92QjfgrU
>>67042866
he's same weight as his previous figths. fat is not an issue, before fights he was at as low as possible, same as now. so did he lose fucking bone mass in order to make way for the extra muscle or what?
How many friends are you having over for the PPV?
Be honest.
You guys are literally retarded if you think Cejudo has anything for MM.
DJ absolutely crushes him and wins by KO in round 2. Cejudo might get one takedown that leads to nothing but that's it.
>>67043038
osp at that level where he's gotta rep at least 2 reebok pieces of flair
>>67043013
you are trying too hard m8
>>67043046
>he's same weight as his previous figths
nope
>>67042694
Dominick Cruz height and weight-wise. I have a better frame though. His shoulders are narrow as fuck.
>>67042945
>That shit wouldn't help him much. Arms of Jones and his reach covers everything, every corner,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Watch what happaned to Jones when he tried that shit against Gus.
Seriously, you guys are fucking disgusting. Getting in the clinch is a good thing for Cormier. Lateral movement makes straight kicks less viable and are basically gifted TDs.
>>67042984
>To say that Jones outwrestled DC was an understatement
To say that your mother should've aborted you is an understatement.
>>67043038
Hey he has to focus on his transition to the shadow realm in a few bongs
>>67043075
4 mates at a bar, will probably run into more people there
>>67043075
>showing your friends a Flyweight fight
great idea if you never want them to get into UFC
