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15:30 FC Cologne ? - ? Darmstadt
15:30 Hertha Berlin ? - ? Bayern Munich
15:30 Ingolstadt ? - ? Hannover 96
15:30 VfB Stuttgart ? - ? Borussia Dortmund
15:30 Wolfsburg ? - ? Augsburg
18:30 Schalke 04 ? - ? Bayer Leverkusen
HSV
can you please stop making /bundes/ threads this early
also goooood morning
>>67028924
Morning
15:30 FC Cologne 1 - 1 Darmstadt
15:30 Hertha Berlin ? - ? Bayern Munich
15:30 Ingolstadt 2 - 0 Hannover 96
15:30 VfB Stuttgart 3 - 4 Borussia Dortmund
15:30 Wolfsburg 2 - 1 Augsburg
18:30 Schalke 04 2 - 3 Bayer Leverkusen
>>67029607
did no one reply to your thread? :/
Time for morning exercise
Time to clean up the appartment and go grocery shopping afterwards
morning lads feeling pretty shite
>>67029799
Good morning.
What's on your shopping list?
hmmm is should clean my apartment too.. but first ill go to the gym and then i think ill bake a cake
moin feeling great today
>>67029754
Is that from Neon Evangelesis?
>>67030062
Morning
![[REVO]Gunbuster_01[1080p]_[D37A9126].mkv.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xnSrPM2.jpg "[REVO]Gunbuster 01[1080p] [D37A9126].mkv")
>>67030099
No, from the same people though.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz6rKH1BZIY
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ONAVUxNmnkU
Germany can't into openings
Also is Aubameyang normal again?
>>67030049
Morning
The shopping list in my head includes beef mince, eggs, blueberries, rye bread, tomatoes, cottage cheese, bananas, kiwis, mangos, garlic, avocado, basil, rosemary, parmesan, white cabbage, red paprika, chilli pepper and tomato paste.
I will take a picture and
release it here once I returned with the goods. In the meantime you can speculate on what I will forget buying. My gues would be garlic and chilli pepper.
>>67030131
Okay
>>67030170
No milk or chicken?
>>67030170
Are you cooking for the whole week today?
Also mangos. Why not write it down?
>>67030211
He already wrote it down in this thread. No need to do it twice.
>>67030228
I don't think taking a monitor shopping is a good idea.
>>67030204
I don't need to buy those as my fridge is still filled with them. The dinner which contains chicken/turkey breast will last me another four days. After that I will have two dinners of salmon with broccoli und green beans. So I will have to buy chicken/turkey breast come thursday or friday
>>67030211
I will cook tomorrow, though buy the goods today.
>keeping raw mince in the fridge for a day
Yes
I like challenges and writing stuff down to read is no challenge to me. Also I don't like typical behaviour. I try to be as corny as possible without looking like an attention whore. Looking onto a piece of paper in a supermarket is one of the most typical behaviours I could think of. I always yawn a bit in my head whenever I see someone do it. It's also an excercise for your brain to some extent
>>67030252
Can look up the thread on his phone.
>>67030278
>taking the phone with you
>while grocery shopping
See line nine of >>67030266
>>67030266
Good challenge.
You could write them down with a pen or pencil before leaving and or say them out loud before leaving. I've heard those are good memory tips.
>>67030170
>he isn't growing his food related plants himself
2016 everyone
>>67030315
I just picture myself cooking what I intended to cook in my head, go from ingredient to ingredient and when I come to an ingredient I haven't packed yet, I do so. When I start packing fruits I just think of all the fruits I want to buy.
There's nothing I eat on its own. Everything I buy is an ingredient of a meal, so I just skip through the meals in my head
>>67030317
I am. Won't respond any further regarding the topic
If you go to like a Dortmund match and sit with the ultras who have their massive flags banners and so on, how do you actually see what's going on in the game? Seems to me like those would block vision
>>67030355
You don't like typical behaviour
>>67030382
yes, it just blocks vision and you have to deal with it
>>67030382
It's about the atmosphere, not watching the actual match. You can barely see anything anyways when in the stadium. It's an entirely different experience from watching sports on your couch
>>67030403
>>67030407
I see, thanks. I guess I am used to it here where you can still see what's going on quite well everywhere
>>67030382
It does and it pisses off a lot of fans in their block.
>>67030382
ultras don't care for the sport, they just need the fan identity as a crutch to get over thir own failure in society
>>67030502
>>67030527
Some ultras seem nuts, like the Feyenoord ones who blew that shit up in Rome
>>67030545
Not be an ultra apologist but those guys are a different brand of "supporter" than ultras.
Götze
- born near Munich
- grew up in Dortmund and went through Dortmund youth
- moves to Bayern
Customers: He's a Bavarian, get over it!!
Hummels
- born near Dortmund
- grew up in Munich and went through Munich youth
- moves to Dortmund
Customers: He's a Bavarian, get over it!!
It's funny how the path of both players is diametral and yet customers come to the same conclusion.
>>67030643
götze is the real traitor. It's okay if Hummels goes to Bayern
>>67030643
The real conclusions is there's no future in Dortmund.
What went wrong?
>>67030643
Honestly I don't care about where either of them come from.
All I see is Bayern buying a player that could potentially be great for them and is German on top of that. All this "lost son" and "traitor" stuff is media bullshit anyway. Get over it.
I really really hate bayern
>>67030709
more like super gay /rug/ amirite
I hope Dortmund dont try against Stuttgart and just relax, >we really need the points
Eight games to go and the championship plus relegation has long since been decided.
Really looking forward to the Belgian structure next season.
>>67030709
/rug/ runs /cric/
/cric/ RUNS /bundes/
>>67030775
>implying there will be a next season
this is only getting better and better
>>67030846
Yes, because every club they openly talk about isn't a club he will join.
>>67030643
nothing wrong with that
>>67030855
l-lewd
>>67030915
Ugh... please tell me you didn't open the Mossad virus.
>>67030957
n-no
>it's a Wolfsburg loses episode
How do we fix the wolf?
>>67031085
wish more good kicks
woher is cat jew?
>woher
it's "wo"
>>67031124
I should think I know how to speak your language, thank you.
>>67030040
morning
>>67031095
from israel
>>67031095
*wo, herr, is cat jew?
there hasnt been a single bundes related post itt.
>>67031278
bundes a shit
>>67031085
I like augsburg, but I feel like wolfsburg have a pretty good chance against them. Augsburg won their last two but it was against mediocre teams. on the other side, Wolfsburg have been shit for 5 games. It's going to be very interesting I think
What are your predictions for the topspiel?
>>67031372
Stuttgart will put up a fight, but Dortmund wins nonetheless.
>>67031372
Schalke 0-2 Leverkusen
Hertha 0 - 3 Bayern
Wolfsburg 1 - 2 Augsburg
Cologne 0 - 1 Darmstadt
Stuttgart 1 - 4 Dortmund
Ingolstadt 1 - 1 Hanovre
Schalke 0 - 2 Leverkusen
Is there another club which has crashed as bad as Aachen. They literally lost to SSVg Velbert.
>>67031372
everton 3-2 manchester united
>Letting go of Emre Can
Are Bayern Munich literally retarded?
>>67031548
poor man's rabiot
>>67031548
>Are Eintracht Frankfurt literally retarded?
ftfy
>>67031548
he's shit
>>67031548
>low football IQ physicality babby
good riddance
whats the best ""general"" and why is it /bundes/?
>>67031548
he is just about average m8
>>67031577
shut up
>>67031595
Dont EVER reply to my posts again.
I will wander outside now. I'll be back for Wolfsburg - Augsburg
>>67031595
sorry
>>67030678
>buys constantly the best players
>always announces the purchase shortly before the important finals
>needs refbal to win: pokal, CL final, Bundeslel...
Yeah, fucking BvB cant win anything amirite?
>>67031781
>this grammar
shareholders everyone
>>67031781
>m-muh evil buyern ;_;
>>67031799
Do you mean "syntax" pleb?
Because my grammar is impeccable.
>>67031879
>muh "Er soll der bundeslel erhalten bleiben"
Buyern is a joke.
>>67031577
Laughing_Vidal.png
yummy shareholder tears
>>67031799
>being this new
you have to be 18 to browse this site
>>67031925
it's the youtube-comment-section-guy customer
>>67031949
>7-1
Hue?
>yfw our son comes home
Does bundes exist or is it a Form?
>Nürnberg
I hope cuck Pauli gets the third place so we can witness the Antifa derby in the relegation play offs (Werder - Pauli)
>>67031995
a form of what?
>>67031992
you mean your wife's son
>>67031989
..you know we were talking about the guy who quoted you right
>>67031995
theres no /bundes/ without denmark
>>67031781
>>67031799
>>67031921
Austria is a Bayern fan and just false flagging here.
>>67032088
you forgot to quote >>67031949 >>67032082
pretty much the same I wonder??
>>67032216
guess the intern doesn't know what kick-off time means
>>67031995
Forms exist. In fact Plato says they are the actual object and what you perceive is just a shadow mimicking the form.
/bundes/ is not a form. I don't think there's an objectvive perfect blueprint for /bundes/.
"Thread" would be a form.
>>67032254
He does, but he's daydreaming a lot
How does this make you feel, Dortmundboi?
Champions League in three days time and I can barely believe it
>>67032274
>you now remember Rensing.
>Union
Neuer (K) - Tasci, Benatia, Thiago, Lewandowski, Costa, Rafinha, Götze, Vidal, Müller, Kimmich
Ulreich - Ribéry, Martínez, Alonso, Alaba, Coman
it seems both will be going to city
and aubameyang to real
only reus will stay
>>67032286
yes, treble is on
and this year is even easier
>tasci
lmaooooooooooooooooooooo
>>67032298
>Tasci
wew lad
>>67032298
>Tasci
nice
Where is Sebastian Rode
>>67032295
I went to look up the score, expecting it to be 2-2. Fucking hell.
TASCI
A
S
C
I
>>67032274
looks so boring
>>67032318
;_;
>liverpool's sakoh confirmed for dopping
I knew it
--------------------------neuer----------------
--------rafinha--------tasci----benatia-------
----------------kimmich---vidal----------------
----götze--------------thiago--------------costa-
------------------------------------------müller-------
-------------------lewandowski-------------------
Bürki, Mkhitaryan, Reus (C), Ramos, Pulisic, Kagawa, Sokratis, Piszczek, Ginter, Weigl, Durm.
Bench: Weidenfeller, Bender, Leitner, Hummels, Sahin, Castro, Schmelzer
>Reus (C)
*-*
>yfw your son coming home
CLUB SIEEEEEG
except he isnt
he will end up signing for city or barça in the end
>>67032436
Röckenhaus has said there's no interest from the PL or Barcelona.
>>67032428
new
>>67032445
of course good goy :^)
>>67032504
Röckenhaus is generally pretty spot on, because of his connections to Watzke.
>>67032445
Like I said, he's just jewing out a higher salary from Dortmund.
>the city of Union
>>67032604
I wouldn't be surprised, and you can't really blame him either. I seem to remember reading something about them planning to raise their wage bill from 100ish to around 110-120 million.
nürnberg strong
Preußen BTFO
>>67032627
They're already at €120m.
>Sandro Wagner mag Kopfballtore, klare Meinungen aber mindestens genauso. Nun sorgt er mit der Aussage für Furore, dass er Fußballprofis für "teilweise" unterbezahlt hält. "Gemessen an all dem, was man aufgibt", sagte der Angreifer der "Bild", "finde ich, dass auch die bei Bayern zu wenig verdienen - selbst zwölf Millionen oder so."
>"Wir sollten auch mal von dieser Neid-Kultur wegkommen in ganz Deutschland. In England zum Beispiel feiern die Fans, wenn du mit 'nem geilen Auto kommst. Wenn du bei uns ein gutes Auto hast, musst du es fünf Ecken weiter parken, damit keiner neidisch ist. Das finde ich lächerlich."
>Pulisic getting another start
Hopefully his ego doesn't blow up.
>>67032745
Wagner is a retard. Fucking Schuster just had to drag this faggot back up.
BERTIE VOGTS!
BÖÖRTI BÖÖRTI VOGTS!
>>67032811
>tasci
>>67031085
buy more cars
Those dads sitting in the stadium with their son
>Mein Herz gehört Hertha
>Mein Herz gehört Dortmund
This guy
>>67032745
His thing about women's football was even more fedora.
>you need to turn your head off
This guy
ya'll niggas have been disrespectful to your dankest meme animals lately.
>>67032745
eat the rich desu
>>67032884
that nose
>the new Katja Kassin webcam clip
>>67032884
that's not the lewd giraffe
Here we are
>>67032884
>>67032927
uuuuh what?
getting hyped
>>67032984
I enjoyed looking at it
its time
>>67032984
I can't stop laughing. Jesus Christ.
>it's Reif episode
why
>Reif
REEEEEEEE
ehehehecte liebe
>>67033015
What's so funny
>>67033007
cool clock. You should ask obama if you can take it to the white house
will fritzle rape bvb today?
>Reif sniffling into te microphone
STOOOOOOOOOOOP
WHEN WILL THIS FUCKER RETIRE
fucking hell, when did bundes get flooded with anime losers?
>>67033069
Is this the guy who smokes and eats while commenting on the game?
FINNBOGERFACE
>>67033075
since forever
>>67033075
2011
REIF YOU WHINY FAGGOT
WHY DOES THIS FUCKER ALWAYS RUIN THE MOOD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Wolfsburg
>GOLFSBURG
I bet on Wolfsburg
Have I made a grevious mistake?
>>67033109
>betting on the Bundes
your first and only mistake
>>67033075
japanese players? this decade
>>67033109
maybe
Without their home record they have nothing
Perfect matchday so far.
wat
WHY
>>67033143
Nice passing
>>67033146
Groundskeeper was bored
>>67033150
thank
>freddi finnboga singlehandedly keeping these shitters up
>>67033145
I sometimes wonder if if they have shorts on
>>67033161
you
>>67033146
God is playing tennis
>>67033166
so you are the american who said you couldn't post on weekends and this week you said you could watch /bundes/ with us
i like you pls post more
>Dortmund playing a C-team
>they will still trash Shitgart
what went wrong?
>Müller
come on reus
>>67033186
okay I will
>Hangover 96
Atleast its over.
>>67033190
BOBICGUY
O
B
I
C
G
U
Y
According to the ref this wasn't offside and the goal would have stood if Reus wasn't a retard.
top kek
>the hinterlader of köln
dat qt photographer
>>67033214
Hello Kyouko
How is Ingolstadt to you Germanics? They are doing pretty well for a promoted side.
I could see them getting a European spot.
>Ingolstadt still has a realistic chance to play international next season
>>67033238
Most people hate them because they have no history and get massively backed by Audi. They're a shit plastic club.
>>67033238
they should fuck off
>>67033224
?
>>67033244
>realistic
nope
>Mamadou Sakho drug test positive
I wonder what his excuse will be.
What's even the point of a league that the same team wins 4 fucking seasons in a row? Always makes me smile when Germans make fun of the EPL when your league's a fucking joke.
>>67033252
>3 games
>3 points away
>with shit like >Schalke infront of them
>>67033248
>Hummels
>Schmelzer
>Bender
>Gündogan
>Sahin
>Obama
>>67033259
What's even the point of a league whose teams are nothing but rich Russian and Arab boy toys?
>tfw you were the only one to actually post a truthful "Hello Kyouko"
one of my top 10 biggest /bundes/ achievments
>>67033256
the symbol of Cryptozoology
>>67033259
This will be the first time that Bayern have won 4 in a row
>>67033259
The Bundesliga has more different champions than the EPL in the last decade m8
>>67033259
what's the point of the EPL when the Sheikhs and Oligarchs decide who'll win beforehand?
inb4
>hurr durr Leicester
BuLi also has these weird seasons where some nobodyteam wins
>>67033281
no I was
>>67033251
no u
>>67033292
No I even have proof.
>>67033265
Gladbach, Mainz and >schalke are all still playing afterwards, if 2 of them don't lose, Ingolstadt will have at least 4 points to a EL place
Too much to catch up in 3 games.
>>67033296
wrong
>>67033288
Leicester is owned by a billionaire
>>67033296
Hello Kyouko
>>67033309
So are you
>>67033306
Post archive of you succesful guess.
>>67033314
ouch
The Bayern match needs more goals
>>67033256
hello?
>>67033314
rude
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>>67033317
see>>59613339
>>67033338
That was literally me though.
Liar.
Kagawa!
>leaving Kagawa that free in front of goal
>>67033352
it wasn't
this is my second quints this month tßh
KAGAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
who /finnbogason/ here?
Stuttgart will go down.
>>67033354
why the sad face?
SHINJI!
>>67033238
They do more theater shit than football.
>>67033333
Checked
>>67033333
Nice dubs
>>67033359
You will never recreate my success.
I'm sorry.
>>67033370
he looked like he was smiling when I was going through the images
why the long face? youve got it all wrong
forget the rat in the race, we'll choke chain them alllll
>>67033397
I will
>>67033388
like how
Pulisic seems a little too egoistic.
Felgenralle will jerk off on Monday again.
By the end of next month I will have gathered 2 truthful hellos.
>>67033426
he's just eager to score
Erstmal ein "Gut Kick!" in die Runde.
Try saying this sentence >>67033435 out loud. I double dare you
>>67033471
>>67033471
>scared of getting his record broken
lol
top banter
DID REIF JUST FUCKING YAWN
>>67033539
>filename
ehehe
>>67033539
How many good men with half a potion each does it take to win against Bayern?
>yawning into the microphone
fuck Reif
this cunt makes every game so boring holy shit
TuT come save us please
>>67033560
11 brave englishmen
>>67033589
So 11 brave englishmen are good men
>>67033621
did they do that to themselves?
this made me kek
>clean solid tackle
>yellow
Weiser is a good man
Rafinha is such a fucking cunt.
I don't think anyone would miss that asshole.
>tfw you dont get the good men meme and cant meme along your friends
I never got why Dortmund bought Ramos + Immobile on the same window. Both of them had their best season but only one of them was bundes proven so why did they buy immobile? How expensive was he?
>>67033668
this
>>67033679
There was a tee vee episode couple months back where someone mentioned "bla bla bla they are the 20 good men". It sounds and sounded so ridiculous that people kept making fun of it by mentioning good men, 20 good men etc
Popular questions are:
-How many good men does it take to last a week in one of Hogwarts deadly chambers?
-How many good men with half a potion each does it take to last a week in the skarch
>>67033685
immobile was pretty expensive. I assume klopp was hoping he could replicate the lewa buy with immoble because of how much he was scoring in italy
>>67033685
They are completely different types of strikers. Dortmund wanted to be harder to figure out and more versatile in their attacking system after losing Lewa. Ironically exactly the opposite happened. Immobile cost like 25m€ and was sold for 15m after one season.
>>67033685
18m euros. the plan was to have a #1 striker and a backup since lewy left and obama was a winger back then
klopp put obama in the center when he realized that both strikers sucked big time
>replicate
I see it
>wooooo
Fucking Reif
>real madshit
>Reif cant even tell the difference between Martinez and Tasci
How the fuck did this retard have this job for such a long time?
Dayum, I forgot to turn on the washing machine. No problem though as I will go grocery shopping right after the Bayern match ends
>Bayern collecting the yellows against Hertha
cr6+1 appeared in my dream last night. nothing sexual tho i swear
Based Pulisic.
>>67033806
He's polarizing. Every 11th post on a kongolese rug trading emporium is about him, you see
>>67033785
>we are title contenders I swear
reminder that the same Rayo had a player sent off and illegal goals conceded against Real on that match
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
GET FUCKED SHITGART
goal number 2
dammit
pls have mercy dortmund
>play home
>play against a C-Team that has nothing to win or lose
>still get rekt
>The city of Shitgart
>>67033854
I guess no one cares about Pulisic in murrika aside from the 53 Dortmund fans?!
>>67033874
>Shitgart
>>67033750
yeah I was aware of that. They could've kept Schieber as a Ramos sub
>>67033741
I think Ramos would've been good under the vollgasfussball Klopp was doing, unlike Immobile who needs to get the ball at the right place for him to work. No point in buying a player that doesn't fit the playstyle you practiced for years
wow bundes is really good without Brazil and the VJ poster
there is hope
>>67033879
I guess. I did see a kid a my local store with a dortmund jersey. Its a small town. So I think the team is catching on more in the states
PULISIC DID IT AGAIN THE MAD MAN
CHI
>>67033943
kek
Hello, I'm here for Pulisic
>america dominating in germany
i've seen this before
Americans LEAVE
>>67033989
and pulelsic you shall get my friend
>>67033685
>>67033741
Immobile is still at Dortmund he's just on loan to Torino at the moment
The problem was Lewandowski was very good at hold up play and playing in royce and gotze
Immobile is a speedy target man and ironically works in the same way Aubameyang works, balls over the top that he can run onto
The tragedy about Immobile is they bought him then realised they had a better version of him in Aubameyang
That and the fact that the team culture in germany is different to Italy so he didn't feel immediately accepted
Mkhitaryan or Lewa? Who will win player of the season?
Now I want a choco ice
>>67034006
nein
>>67034011
>Immobile is still at Dortmund he's just on loan to Torino at the moment
nope. he was sold by playing more than 15 games for Sevilla.
>>67034006
I'm only here for Pulisic, i will only return for Pulisic
P
U
L
I
S I C
>>67034013
no obama?
>>67034011
>Immobile is still at Dortmund he's just on loan to Torino at the moment
He's on loan there from Sevilla, isn't he?
>>67034011
no you got it wrong he's loaned from sevilla to torino
>>67034039
a runner-up top scorer will never win player of the year
>>67034059
unless it's a midfielder
>>67034013
probably tasci or neustädter
>>67034053
this
pnutschi???
Pulisic is the youngest player in Bundesliga history to score 2 goals.
Messi didn't accomplish that. Just saying.
dab with him, bundes
>>67034110
"white" "people"
>>67034110
kek what a little chicken
Immobile 2014/2015 (also counting NT)
>38 games, 2094 minutes played; 11 goals, 4 assists, 15 goals+assists; 0,39 goals+assists per game, Average 139,60 minutes for one goal or assist
it's actually not that bad, but only for a sub striker role. Once again I am sure that if Klopp would've started Ramos ahead of him, Dortmund would not have been that bad infront of the goal last year (not talking about their woeful defence last year though)
>>67034033
>>67034051
>>67034053
I got my facts from wiki
but having done more googling i'm inclined to believe /sp/ and transfermarkt
>>67034152
>facts
>from wiki
You are doing it wrong m8.
why do Americans have to ruin everything
Quick, 30 seconds left to post thalftime slags
>>67034173
I'm a science student
all my facts come from there
>>67034242
social studies isn't science
>>67034211
too late
>>67034333
rude af
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>Hertha
noooo
ugh
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>>67034110
>yougest player to score two bundesliga goals EVER
Bow to our superior American cocks, germcucks
HOLY SHIT THAT GOAL IN COLOGNE
way to let people down hertha
fucking hertha
>>67034444
webum pls
>Reif sneezing
top kek
>reif
LEL
JUST MUTE YOUR FUCKING MIC HOLY SHIT
FUCK THIS OLD CUNT
>>67034444
Checked
>>67034444
checked
>>67034477
this is now a digits thread
check em
>>67033621
Ayyy
what was that horn sound @ stuttgart
>>67034529
probably a tooter
>2 assists and a goal
Mkhitaryan is having a hell of a game.
HEY MICKEY YOU'RE SO FINE YOU'RE SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND HEY MICKEY HEY MICKEY
>Reif sarcastically complaining about the ref not giving a fk to Vidal for blocking him
kek
twitter is in flames
Reif must have read all the tweets about him during HT
good team effort there
Stuttgart crowd getting salty
>good anything
Every time
>>67034333
Astrophysics is though famalam
What are Wolfsburg doing? Their team is a joke of choking mercenaries.
If there's a winter match with snow and the 2-2 just fell, you can post "two two snow it"
wait what did he just say about Lewandowski and Poland
>now confusing Alaba for Coman
I can't fucking breathe
inb4 Shitsburg gets relegated
>>67034620
Hello Kyouko
>play better than anyone else
>is eliminated
it must be really sad to be dortmund and barça fans
who touches sulu?
>>67034629
They will lose against Bremen and play relegation. Unfortunately there's no chance in hell they will go down though.
>>67034638
hello!
>>67034594
remembering when bräune played for them
god, i wish he had joined dortmund
>>67034672
Yes hi
easily 20 tweets/minute about him
twitter is going into overdrive
he knows his business
>>67034661
>Banglio
>>67034680
Fucking Mou cockblocked Dortmund so hard. But Micky is just as good as der Braune this season.
>>67034661
lel
>golfsburg
Reus in charge of staying on side
>>67034720
>this delusion
I hope this is a falseflag.
>>67034720
only in terms of stats
>>67034720
This shittytarian hyping needs to stop
showing up against shit teams then being invisible for important games like Liverpool
>>67034720
Lel
LEL
>>67034752
>>67034756
>>67034765
>>67034768
Do you actually watch any Dortmund or City games?
Micky is clearly playing than De Bryune this season.
>>67034765
But Liverpool is a shit team.
>>67034776
well did you watch any wolfsbourg game last season
>>67034776
But he isnt. De bruyne actually shows up in big games
>Mkhi "I hit the post so hard Real advances" Taryan
>good
L(aughing) E(erily) L(oud)
>mfw Wolfsburg can still get relegated
>>67034661
www? (laugh, what went wrong)
>>67034846
put on your trip
>>67034812
so does mkhitaryan
at the end of the day Payet is better than both
>>67034867
make me
Isnt wolfsburg a massive shithouse? How do they attract foreign players?
>>67034846
isnt leiplzig being promoted this year?
>>67034895
VW money
>>67034895
vw money
>>67034895
with free cars
Wolfsburg's supporters are angry.
Both
>>67034895
VW money
But that will stop now, because VW suffered a record loss in 2015
>>67034913
>>67034914
it looks nice in the pictures what is so bad about wolfsburg?
>Kraft
kek
how didnt that go in
>Risse shitting all over Ingolstadt
>>67034895
CANDY
>>67034932
they've made huge cash with cl and bräune sale though
>>67034951
>Ingolstadt
wut
Marcel Risse Fußballgott
>>67034938
literally NOTHING happens there
no culture
no old town center
no cool architecture
no young people
>>67034895
germany in general is very attractive for foreigners
Tasci is going forward a lot during set pieces
>>67034969
Actually, Wolfsburg is one of the fastest growing cities in Germany.
>>67035005
Well young families I guess.
But not young people in general.
>>67034969
there are lots of young people.
They are all spoiled assholes, but they are young
>darmstadt losing while playing away
is Stöger a football genius?
>there are people ITT who actually thought Ingolstadt could qualify for the EL
lel
rekt
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The new guy has improved Hannover. Hopefully they bounce back.
fucking cisse
BLOOTLAS COSTA
>30mil for the new Robben
what a steal
>>67034765
mkhitaryan scored the opening goal against liverpool, you mouthbreather. mkhitaryan is the reason dortmund even had a chance to beating real in the returning leg, though he missed the opportunity to make the day perfect, mkhitaryan was the reason that dortmund could turn around the game against bayern in the cup semis last season, mkhitaryan was so good against wolfsburg in the season game, that they manmarked him with two men practically the whole final and the rest of the offensive couldn't take advantage of this. Mkhitaryan was Dortmunds best Player in 3 of the last 4 revier derbies.
>>67035158
She's saying "my oh my" repeatingly to herself
>>67035185
this
>ingolstadt
>wolfsburg
>the city of my bundes bets
>>67035185
out of EL
out of being champions
out of Supercup
bravo, Missytarian
>>67035185
Payet and De Bruyne are better though
>Martínez as a striker
Yes
>>67035185
>though he missed the opportunity to make the day perfect
>invaliding your own point
>mkhitaryan was the reason that dortmund could turn around the game against bayern in the cup semis last season
It was Langerak who kept them in the game.
>mkhitaryan was so good against wolfsburg in the season game, that they manmarked him with two men practically the whole final and the rest of the offensive couldn't take advantage of this
>t-the o-others were at fault!!! he played a 10/10 game
>Mkhitaryan was Dortmunds best Player in 3 of the last 4 revier derbies.
Really important games
Time to put on pants and get ready for grocery shopping
>>67035316
dude you should go before the match
>>67035290
see, thats why you cannot discuss football with mouthbreather like you. you have no idea how the game is played. mkhitaryan set up dortmund in the second game against real madrid completly. every. fucking. attack was directed through or by mkhitaryan. thats how good he played. he was the keystone in klopps pressing concept, completly eliminating the real midfield from the game.
and yes in the pokalfinale it was the fault of the other players. mkhitaryan slaughtered wolfsburg in the first half of the season game. in the second half hecking pointed two fucking players as watchdogs on his heels to keep him from shredding them to parts. and in the final he did it again. you would think, that when a player like mkhitaryan pulls two opponents away from the center, people like reus or aubameyang could do something with the space.
dortmunds real problem in finals is marco reus.
you will get fat
>evil denmark being evil again ;_;
>>67035361
kek
why do these retards from transfermarkt with zero football knowledge always come here
>three wins in a row
>two clean sheets in a row
who the the fuck is this team?
More american goats to bundes when?
>>67035431
4-3
>>67035389
>kek
>lol
>missitaryan
>hehe
>cheeky
are you as ashamed of yourself as your mother is? your father lend you the name of generations and this is how you honor it?
>>67035453
>4m of space on the edge of the box
literally Kreisliga level
>>67035474
oh reddit you amuse me
>>67035431
Bayern
>>67035453
Why is that defender so scared of the ball?
>>67035453
in another few seasons
>>67035474
well said, my dear gentleman
*tips fedora*
>>67035474
>>/reddit/
>>67035453
>bradford jamison IV
four generations and they kept the same name?
Any of you nazibros wanna tell me what's going on at Wolfsburg?
>>67035474
ehehe
>>67035493
>>67035496
>>67035531
how about you shitposter than give me insight on how mkhitaryan does not show up in big games, while every way of measurements proves the opposite?
Und wie verteidigst du dein Schiff gegen digitale Angriffswellen?
>>67035630
>every way of measurements
except the important one
>>67035603
gustavo injury fucked their momentum
now they are back to their old no-ambition selves
they need another magath
>>67035603
overpaid mercenaries not giving a fuck
Any bottom fuckbois from Munich here who wanna get their ass probed???
Please sign him Bundesliga clubs, I don't want him ruined by the eplel, backwater euro trash leagues, or my little sawker (MlelS
My hometwon team won today and it's actually looking like they will avoid relegation and stay a division club.
>>67035718
leave it to me
>>67035718
write an email to köln, wolfsburg, stuttgart or hannover
they might be interested
>>67035745
congrats
Who /Mkhi/ here?
>>67035718
>>67035453
defenders legit look scared of the ball
>>67035745
nice congrats, it's never easy to see your favorite club go down
>>67035745
Very nice
>>67035781
>>67035811
>>67035813
Thank you for your kind words
>>67035745
nice
good to see you denmanrk-chan
>>67035806
defenders are basically taught to be aggressive everywhere but in and around the box avoid fouls or getting fooled by a dive
>>67035856
in america that is.
So the same asshat that will two-foot you for running near them with the ball by the halfway line is the same one that completely backs off in the box
>>67035831
what team do you support? brondby right?
>>67035856
I'm sure they teach that in U12 and under that too here. That doesn't remove the fact that a defender has to make big decisions sometimes, and backpedaling until you're in your own cage is not that effective
>>67035831
what happened to put you guys so close to the drop zone?
>>67035900
HB&I
I just prefer Brondby out of the Superliga regulars.
With the win over Hertha Bayern has once again reached the 81 points record "that will hold on for a very long time" according to Klopp.
>>67035925
literally nobody thought bayern would become the rampaging force they are in the last years to be fair
>>67035915
They've hovered around the upper mid-table of the 2nd Division (3rd tier) for decades basically.
Made some good money from Christian Poulsen that was invested in trying to get promoted and got really close a few times. Now the money has dried up and they're back to fielding mainly U21 players. First half of the season was bad and they're in the relegation group this spring, but look safe now.
>>67035970
well hopefully they can breakthrough it must be hard considering bigger clubs can poach the best talent
>>67035900
Coaches rarely cut defenders slack for going for the risky tackle instead of just guiding the player along the outside. great tackling truly is a rare skill
>>67036049
I think staying in the second division will be fine.
There have been structural changes the last few years, meaning fewer teams in Superligaen and 1st Division.
Holbæk doesn't have the funds to compete unless they merge with other clubs in the region and there's not much appetite for that after FC Vestsjælland's bankruptcy this season.
my new chair is so comfy
>>67035157
do you think that was a bargain?
>>67036234
same
>>67036234
what kind of chair?
>>67036263
Malkolm
>>67033918
Don't worry I will be here during the game next saturday again
>>67036335
KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF
>>67036106
Interesting, do you attend matches often? I live in nyc where man city & the new york yankees decided they they wanted a new plastic football club
>>67033918
>(not true, by the way)
>danemark will never reply me
>>67036382
this
please huebro don't reply to him, that's all he want. you are really easy to drag along aren't you
also stop forcing this shit meme here
