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Saturday:
15:30 FC Cologne 4 - 1 Darmstadt
15:30 Hertha Berlin 0 - 2 Bayern Munich
15:30 Ingolstadt 2 - 2 Hannover 96
15:30 VfB Stuttgart 0 - 3 Borussia Dortmund
15:30 Wolfsburg 0 - 2 Augsburg
18:30 Schalke 04 ? - ? Bayer Leverkusen
Sunday:
09:30 Borussia Moenchengladbach ? - ? Hoffenheim
11:30 Eintracht Frankfurt ? - ? Mainz 05
2nd Bundesliga
07:30 1860 Muenchen ? - ? Eintracht Braunschweig
07:30 Arminia Bielefeld ? - ? Greuther Fuerth
07:30 Sandhausen ? - ? FSV Frankfurt
shit thread
someone make a proper thread
Good thread
I will tolerate this thread because the OP took some effort.
Please refrain from creating /bundesliga/ threads in the future to not trigger the autists though.
LITERALLY THE WRONG TIMES
DON'T ENABLE THESE FAGGOTS
REEEEEEEEEE
>>67036362
I apologize, I wont do it again
>>67036362
boooo
worst op EVER
let's see if they dare autosage this one
>sky still trying to push out Breitenreiter
Why are they doing this? Why fabricating lies for weeks so hard? Even Heldt just told them to shut up about it.
>>67036307
correct times:
Sunday:
15:30 Borussia Moenchengladbach ? - ? Hoffenheim
17:30 Eintracht Frankfurt ? - ? Mainz 05
2nd Bundesliga
13:30 1860 Muenchen ? - ? Eintracht Braunschweig
13:30 Arminia Bielefeld ? - ? Greuther Fuerth
13:30 Sandhausen ? - ? FSV Frankfurt
>>67036381
this
>>67036399
The thread won't last until Sunday anyway.
Is Robben the face of Bayern?
>>67036462
no Müller
>>67036462
technically he is a heel
>>67036462
its either him or muller
>>67036391
Pleitenreiter as no future at Schalke, accept it.
>>67036581
>accept it
I don't really care about Schalke or Breitenreiter, I've just noticed that they push this topic really hard for months now. Like they hold a grudge against him.
>>67036625
Just the normal stuff that happens once the media tastes the blood of a >Schalke coach.
>>67036361
Not really that often. I moved away a long time ago, so it has to be on weekends when I visit my parents and they happen to play at home, and even then I'm not really too bothered anymore.
Was fun when I could go with friends for a beer and a few sausages, but they also all moved to the big city.
So I guess it looks like Dortmund are back in the Europa League
Watching Man v Everton in HD on a real TV. It looks really good.
Find the errors
>>67036713
???
>>67036737
why the fuck would you need that much quark? also you bought the wrong tomato paste. also you forgot the chili peppers
>>67036737
>this fucking normie
>>67036737
>fresh tomatos for a pasta sauce
>fresh tomatos in april
>>67036783
Sakho has tested positive for an illegal drug.
He probably played against Dortmund. Liverpool should be thrown out of the tournament.
>>67036737
>tomato paste
>non green bananas
>>67036812
muh seasons
>>67036826
it won't go that far. If then every game Sakho was in should count as a loss for liverpoo
>>67036826
That was after the United game
>>67036737
Old basil and bananas
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR
>>67036826
that's not how it works though
>>67036335
I was looking for you.
STOP POSTING THAT WHORE!
>schalke
>hunteshit
>schalke
>>67036867
2/3
>Hunter
>>67036849
They should
>>67036858
Yes and he then went on to play in other games (I haven't checked, but he probably did)
>>67036878
It should work like that
>buying canned anything
>>67036938
it doesn't tho
>>67036938
du dummer hurensohn hdf
>>67036940
THIS
also >buying non bio eggs
>>67036938
he just took a fat burner
>>67036948
Liverpool should withdraw from the competition then.
>>67036940
>trusting the plastic jew
>>67036940
canning stuff is literally the best way to preserve stuff for a long time without using a lot of chemicals
>>67036737
>rewe
>ewer
>>67036940
i bought ur mom
>>67036977
they won't tho
>>67036938
i'm kinda mad at this too, but then again there's probably no team that doesn't drug up their players.
>>67036953
no bullying aloud we accept everyone
>>67036984
Totally not a dive.
Is it the FA Cup final?
>>67037003
Of course they won't. We're talking about Liverpool. Someone probably spiked "are" Sakho. Always the victims etc.
>>67036737
Bio is a scam
>schalke literally has a negative goal difference
lmao
Semi-final
>>67037038
sure
SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING SCHOKOPUDDING
>>67036737
>mango, bananas, kiwis
degenerate
Hmm
>>67037121
Thanks
>>67036891
no u
>>67036999
Hehe. Checked too
>>67037148
How is V-Juice so perfect?
>>67037039
Where can I get non-biological blueberries
>Everton, Crystal Palace, Watford and Manchester United left in the Football Association Challenge Cup
>the FAC Cup
SAHNE SAHNE SAHNE SAHNE SAHNE SAHNE SAHNE SAHNE SAHNE SAHNE SAHNE SAHNE SAHNE SAHNE SAHNE SAHNE SAHNE SAHNE SAHNE SAHNE SAHNE SAHNE SAHNE SAHNE SAHNE SAHNE SAHNE SAHNE SAHNE SAHNE SAHNE SAHNE SAHNE SAHNE SAHNE SAHNE SAHNE SAHNE SAHNE SAHNE SAHNE SAHNE SAHNE SAHNE SAHNE
>>67036581
sky on suicide watch
WHY IS SANE SO GOAT?
>Hertha loses against Lederbusen next week
>Schalke wins against Hannover
>Hertha finally not on 4th anymore
Thank god.
>>67037386
>>67037408
it's "Sané"
based sane
>>67037433
fuck off you non-memer
>>67037431
this
>>67037433
fuck off you non-memer
Schalke want "it" more than Leverkusen
Höwedes in the bench :3
when lads
>ITS A WOLFBURG LOSES EPISODE REAIRING EVERY WEEK
>>67037431
>>67037478
>being abh
get help
BETTER QUALITY LADS
>>67037586
fuck off
>"real" football fans
*vomits*
>>67037586
thank you very much, and don't pay attention to the mean bully (>>67037631)
>>67037707
M E A N !
E
A
N
!
Leroy Sané is good, but he's no Ousmane Dembélé
1860 is done eh?
why does sky interview that Schalke co coach every HT
I feel like watching Sportstudio "tonight"
>>67038224
this
wait why is kampl playing I thought he had a broken leg
Who /sgsonnenhofgroßaspach/ here?
>>67038277
Affirmation
cant believe this hack hojberg is playing while goretzka is rotting on the bench
most dangerous
BRANDT !!! better than sané
>>67038382
pls don't remind me anon
>>67037456
>>67037586
Schalke doesnt deserve Meyer and Sane
>Schalke
>Vizekusen saving Hertha
fuck off
>Fährmann
>Fährmann
>Fährmann
>Schalke
>schalke
damn the goals are good
>schalke
brb killing myself
those 2 minutes were basically >schalke in a nutshell
>completely dominate 1st half
>fuck everything up within 2 minutes
pea pea
>>67038519
Me too.
For a moment I thought we would actually stop fucking up. But here we go again.
>>67038557
4 minutes
JUST SCHALKE MY SHIT UP FÄM
hahahahaha fucking schalke
>Schalke
top kek
>schalke
>Schalké
LITTLE PEA
LITTLE PEA
LITTLE PEA
LITTLE PEA
LITTLE PEA
LITTLE PEA
>schalke
JUST
>schalke
ITS ALWAYS THE FUCKING SAME
ITS ALL FUN AND GAMES AND IM HAPPY AND LAUGHING AND SHIT AND IT WAS A GOOD DAY OF SPORTS AND THEN I OPEN UP MY FUCKING LAPTOP AND HAVE TO WATCH SCHALKE FUCKING IT UP AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN.
FUCK YOU SCHALKE. I AM FUCKING TIRED OF YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT.
pls score a goal ;_;
Do I cash put lads?
CHI
CHA
RITO
>chalka
HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CHICHARITO
>schalke
bellarabi should just be called arabi honestly
also kampl broke his leg 2 months ago and now he is running very fast on the pitch?? where did the time go
classic
another '>Schalke' moment for the ages to come, true lads
Hello, I'm here for the >Schalke
Okay guys, what is happening here???
Not even >schalke should be able to spill that much spaghetti
someone post the >schalke gif.
don't forget, this is the battle of the chokers
meaning neverkusen will also choke yet probably
>>67038632
saved
>>67038731
This.
This should end 4-4, by a last-minute own goal of Kießling.
>>67038632
holy kek
Was there another Ramalho?
The fuck is going on?
How is >Schalke being outplayed like this after that first half?
>schalke
>Schalke
Holy shit.
Handa coming on lads
When did aranguiz come back
>>67038792
Neverkusen is now playing with two strikers, meaning with more offense power.
Breitenreiter for some reason doesn't react to this new situation, because he's a typical "Plan A" manager, who never has a Plan B
hello I came for the >schalke
am I too late?
>
>>67038792
They play better offense than defence. They should not have changed how they were playing.
>>67038836
you're JUST in time
>>67038830
like 2-3 games ago
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67038792
Its the Breitenreiter magic
seriously, this league isn't better than League 1. It's just Bayern+Dortmund insted of PSG. The rest is complete shit
What are my germanbros eating while watching the game?
-2 cheeseburgers from in n out
-animal style fries
>>67038876
thanks for making me puke
>>67038869
Yeah, it's true. Usually you'd say 40 points are the minimum to avoid relegation, now 40 points get you into the EL. It's ridiculous how hard everyone but Bayern and Dortmund is choking.
>>67038869
it's "Ligue 1"
now it's also "Dominos Ligue 2"
all dem >schalke faces
my fucking sides
this team just keeps on giving
Not a good day for the blue teams
>>67038876
this looks just bad
although the yellow sauce is probably tasty
>>67038876
gonna make me some aguachile with mango. all i need is a good german wheat beer to pair up with some god tier mexican food
>>67038901
>>67038958
>yuropoors will NEVER know what good burgers taste like
>>67039013
the tomato and the salad looks like plastic
>>67039013
we have that in common I guess
>>67039013
Looks like shit
where will Sahne go in the summer?
>>67039013
It looks horrible. Do you eat the chips with your hands?
>>67039060
Real Madrid
>>67039060
he already said he will stay at >schalke for at least another season
but who knows what happens if >schalke won't even qualify for the EL
>>67039013
>in n out
>good burger
califags leave
>>67038906
you can't get relegated with 41 or 42 points, mathematically
>>67039013
are you eating in your car you disgusting pig
>>67039060
Bayern
>>67038876
What animals are those supposed to be? Worms?
shit lads, I'm too late for >schalke
:^)
>schalke
>>67039013
I take Dürüm Döner over that any day
>>67039055
What are some good german bread to try out?
>>67039100
I know, it's just that saying "We want 40 points" is basically what shit teams say before the season because that's what they can achieve at best.
>Min Meyer
Okay /bundes/, time to once and for all find out who /bundes/ prefers in the CL next season
http://www.strawpoll.me/10027637
http://www.strawpoll.me/10027637
http://www.strawpoll.me/10027637
This is how it's going to look like in the end
1. Bayern
2. Dortmund
3. Neverkusen
4. M'gladbach
5. Berlin
6. Schalke
7. Mainz
8. Wolfsburg
Howdie!
>höwedes
>striker
long balls incoming
breitenscheisser is such a great manager
>>67036737
those bananas are too yellow
PSG - LOSC tonight lads
>Schalke
>>67039302
>schalke qualifying for the EL
neinhold pls
>all dem empty seats
Fans are pissed.
>>67036737
>Frische
>Rewe
Not get a load of this customer!
>already leaving
lel
That was a pretty based comeback desu.
Pls no bully schackle.
>>67036803
He eats one every night so his muscles don't shrink
>Schalke
>>67036737
>That cartoon
Are you an artist?
>>67039447
good post
i just came here to say
>Schalke
>dominate 1st half
>miss penalty
>still lead 2-0
>fuck everything up within 7 minutes in the 2nd half
just >schalke things
Awesome game tho
How do you say " I love it as much as a fat kid loves quark" in german?
>people unironically have been saying for years they'd rather have schalke, wolfsburg or gladbach over leverkusen in the cl
wew lad
>>67039525
there is a better thread:
>>67039010
>>67039540
"Ich liebe es so sehr wie ein fettes Kind Quark liebt"
>>67039540
"Ich liebe es wie ein Amerikaner liebt fett"
>>67039540
ich liebe es so sehr wie ein fettes kind quark liebt
>>67039540
Ich liebe es so sehr wie ein Americaner Hamburger liebt
What now?
>>67039647
We watch a film with our loved ones
>>67039647
Now we wait
>>67039672
Now is not the time for waiting.
*prüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüt*
>>67039690
that comes later?
Messi
>>67039387
Well I'm sorry to hear that
>poopke 04
>>67039915
Put me in your best chokehold.
>>67039915
Seriously though. What did he mean by that?
>>67040000
Guy on the grounds codename was Birthday
>>67039013
looks like complete shit, we probably have the better burgers anyway. some hipsters take burgers so seriously it's barely fast food.
>>67039671
what if one doesn't have any loved ones?
>>67040065
make fun of schalke with your online friends
>>67040065
Just be with your friends
>>67040065
Ja – wer auch nur eine Seele
sein nennt auf dem Erdenrund!
Und wer’s nie gekonnt, der stehle
weinend sich aus diesem [/]Bund[es/]!
>>67040098
>being friend with people you don't love
>>67036737
>23rd
>not 23th
>>67040119
>French
>gay
every time
>>67040089
>>67040098
what if one doesnt have any friends either?
>>67040617
>implying we aren't your friends
bitch
>>67040389
>love is only romantic
jog on
>>67040639
i don't know you, sorry
>tfw you can't handle the bantz
hold me bundes
Just finished watching Castaway on the Moon
>>67041099
Good lad.
>>67038876
I ate three carrots during the film. Yours looks good too
Best player in Bundesliga right now?
>>67039372
No thanks
>>67039476
Yes
>>67039647
We wait for Sportstudio to start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31TU0T5Blf0#
why does this guy get to fuck all the hot german "celebs"?
>>67041359
ye I'm not watching it either
>>67040118
Very good.
>>67041234
There's not enough light in her room for the corn seedlings to sprout and flourish. Where did she think she would put them if they grow bigger? On the one hand you think she's super smart but on the other hand she uses a rainbow umbrella to hide herself in public, wearing a motor bike helmet
>where did you get the idea she's super smart
You're right
>>67041302
CHI
>>67041462
Who? The tennis player looks extremely average.
>>67041531
thanks
>fahrmann
>schalke
>Huntelaar
Poor Sane & Meyer
>>67041756
CHA
>>67042014
Aaaaand saved.
ugh, it's cold
Where's Francky?
>>67042367
My feet are not cold. Next weekend at this time I will be standing in front of an open fire
>>67042367
a bit yes
>>67039013
>in n out
>good
>>67042688
Hello
>>67042688
Good for fast food. Not food in general.
And the only fast food chain where white teenagers are working instead of blacks and spics it seems.
>in and out
>literally naming a burger "joint" after the most stinky bodily function
kermit.png
>>67042688
is it called like that because it goes very fast through digestion because of how shit it is?
Pulisic
Dortmund
Woo
>>67043213
poolisic is a shit missitharyan babby, chicharito is the real north american goat
>>67044056
CHI
>>67044077
CHA
correct version
http://www.zdf.de/ZDFmediathek#/beitrag/livevideo/1822600/Das-ZDF-im-Livestream
>>67044221
>fahrmann was the best schalke could do to replace neuer
>lost ozil to werder fucking bremen
>losing draxler to Wolfsburg
>losing Sane & Meyer soon too
>the city of gelsenkirchen
>schalke 04
>sane, meyer
I just realized that Fährmann looks extremely British.
If you don't see it already, imagine him wearing jeggings and a deep v-neck graphic tee... *bam* EPL player.
>>67044056
Back to Mexico fag
>gave away the penalty
>deflected the ball for the first goal
based toprak playing like shit just in the midst of transfer speculation so clubs stop being interested in him
>>67044406
oh my fucking god
>playing the best striker in the eplel at keeper
>schalke
>>67044221
saved
>>67044336
>"""losing""" özil
they actually told him to fuck off
>>67044336
You forgot
>losing Horst Heldt
>>67044571
please stop my sides can't take anymore
The only man who can save Schalke
>>67044484
fährmann looks like a hard lad... while civilian kane is some weak mouthbreather
>had the best invisible footballer in the world
>told him to fuck off
>had the soon to be best keeper in football
>replace him with shite
>selling draxler
>barely hanging on to a punchdrunk howedes
>signing the wrong boateng
>huntelaar
>>67044780
the harder the lad, the softer the goals?
>>67044612
>this flag
>this topic
why am i not surprised?
>>67044651
absolutely based
Guys what's it like to be a Schalke fan, at least with Arsenal I know we're a bit shit
>>67044826
They had Rakitic too ;_;
>>67045067
somehow every player becomes better when they leave schalke
>>67045384
It is frustrating. They are great at developing young players and spotting and buying youngsters too. It is the senior squad that lets the club down
>>67044056
Nah. Pulisic is more talented than cheech desu
Night
>>67046202
where is this from
>>67045698
>>67044136
DIOS
>>67046304
http://hoehoejp.tumblr.com/post/95411984957
>>67046435
thats some kawaii shit
boy it fills my heart with joy seeing all those mercenaries at wolfsburg missing out on europe
>b-but we came here because this was supposed to be easy CL qualification
So I will be fan of Dortmund borrusia now
What will I know of the team pls? Thank you
>>67046883
the typical dortmund bandwagoner just spams >MUH ECHTE LIEBE and thats basically it good luck friend
>>67046924
What is an itchy liebe
>>67046953
it's a buzzword used by newfags
>>67046150
night
walkGOD on GOD watch
>>67044406
Holy shit
He can also pass for a Spaniard, a white one.
shoot me
>>67047889
okay but why
>tfw you look at the games today
>Gladbach-Hoffenheim
>Frankfurt-Mainz
YAWN
KILL ME
Leno
Trapp
ter Stegen
Karius
Horn
Neuer
Fahrmann
Adler
rank them
>>67052288
Adler
Horn
Trapp
Ter Stegen
Leno
Fahrmann
Neuer
Is this how you get a free jersey from players?
>>67056397
whoa Johannes was in the stadium today? coulda sworn I saw him in the match thread
goooooooood morning
>>67061005
no u
>>67050911
More time to cook and garden
>>67061005
Morning
Liège-Bastogne-Liège today
Well, it just started snowing
>>67061550
No thanks
>>67056397
God these people begging for jerseys piss me off.
>>67061005
moin
who /DoPa/ here?
>>67062133
here
I used to believe it too but could the "Schalke has enormous quality" thing just be a meme?
Maybe their players just aren't that good.
>>67062140
Good.
>>67061550
Hmmmmmmmmm
>>67062234
comfy as fuck
wish our winter was longer
admit it, you thought he was gonna flop
>>67062247
No, I didn't
He was very effective for Real Madrid
good morning lads
who /WontShowerToday/ here?
So why hasn't Bayern won the league yet? They usually win it around March
>>67062537
BVB is very good this season
>>67062535
Me because I showered yesterday morning. Very very unusual for me but I decided to shave my pubic hair like the landing area of an airport so I just stood in the showers and washed everything away afterwards. Decided to put on some shampoo too so there was my showering
>>67062572
Dortmund is playing their best season ever pointswise.
>losing our best players to England would be the best thing for the league
Is that guy retarded?
3 million € more wage won't matter?
>>67062535
/bath/ here
Jesus christ I finally got a mango that tastes delicious. Will buy more mangos from now on
>mangos
My hands are cold
>>67062954
drink some alcohol
>>67062954
w-wanna hold hands?
>>67062954
mine too, i hate it. probably because my fucking table absorbs all my heat
>>67062959
No
>>67062964
No
>>67062968
If only I could redirect the heat from my laptops fan output to them
>>67062954
Put your shoes on
>>67063023
hehe
>>67063023
ehehe
>>67063023
lol
>>67062242
>winter is my favorite season
typical thing a kellerkind would say
>Schalke
let's see if they dare autosage this one
We're almost at 350 contributions anyways
