Super /rug/ Round 9: Red Card Edition
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>Friday 22 April
19:35 Highlanders v Sharks, Forsyth Barr Stadium, Dunedin
21:40 Rebels v Cheetahs, AAMI Park, Melbourne
>Saturday 23 April
17:15 Sunwolves v Jaguares, Prince Tui Teka Memorial Stadium, Tokyo
19:35 Hurricanes v Chiefs, Westpac Stadium, Wellington
21:40 Force v Waratahs, nib Stadium, Perth
>Sunday 24 April
1:00 Stormers v Reds, Newlands, Cape Town
3:05 Kings v Lions, Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium, Port Elizabeth
18:05 Brumbies v Crusaders, GIO Stadium, Canberra
BYES: Blues, Bulls
1st for Sharks
emery on suicide watch
Smith > Smith
fucking Lwazi
A try went begging there
>>67008144
>Smith > Smith
Smith < Smith
What was the bullshit about Merhts saying that Emery was pulling out of the tackle? No way he was.
7th for /cric/
Is Jack Wilson related to Jeff Wilson?
Rank the Smiths currently playing - mine is:
1) Smith
2) Smith
fuck sakes, we cannot secure our ball at the breakdown
good momentum behind the mauls though
>>67008178
>forgetting Smith
Pls think before posting.
>>67008159
>Smith
>implying
>>67008172
>>67008175
>>67007966
back to your shitty containment thread please. Cheers.
>>67008193
Smith is retired lad
Any saffabrus recommend a shipping agent? Need to ship a car from SA to NZ.
>>67008156
Christ, my Supersport stream must be about 5 minutes behind. What minute is it
>>67008212
i'm coming up on 29
>>67008212
Time off atm at 28:58
>>67008212
36th
>>67008212
this >>67008219
>>67008220
fuck off
>>67008216
>>67008218
>>67008219
thanks lads
>>67008226
I'm at the game you mong, it's almost half time
>Deysel
Looks like we're going to be going down to 14 soon
fekitoa is fucking shit lads
>>67008200
Definitely isn't lad. He's the best player in Europe and the third best flanker in Australia.
>>67008237
For the Saffa lad.
>>67008237
ooh fugg
what was the lad thinking?
>>67008245
>'ooga me want ball fuck da whitey'
>>67008245
Sry shit quality, off the TV, but you get the idea.
>>67008237
>>67008242
looked pretty bad in realtime
>>67008242
damn bruh that nigga head look like a rugby ball from that angle lm0a
>>67008252
lmao truuu
>>67008248
Horrific in slo-mo.
>>67008246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQ6cp2T76lY
>>67008252
noooooooooo
>>67008228
Can someone caption this with [reads in japanese]
kek lad
>>67008248
Should bring back the real time meme tbqh.
>>67008278
Yes, I can.
>>67008252
KIWI
5/5
>>67008278
Funny.
>>67008280
Good memes aren't spammed.
>all this synical play
>>67008292
>synical
Is this your gimmick?
>>67008280
Never left m8 it's just situational
try time!
>>67008292
epik meme.
>>67008292
>synical
Back to your lower decile school you go.
>>67008294
i dont have a gimmick because im not a pseudotrip
Sumo's head is literally explosing from all these Smoths
>>Balls goes to Ben Smith, or should I say Aaron Smith
>>Then goes to Ben Smith
>>There are too many Smiths
>>Are they all related
Cheeky
>tfw rugby got you out of depression when you still played it, but now you're depressed again and watching it it's not having the same effect
KILL MEEEEE
Do you think Sumo runs a meme page on facebook?
>>67008330
>le depression meme XD
How about you save "MEEEEE" the effort and kill yourself you attention-seeking wastrel?
>>67008338
Probably a Rugby Banter Page admin
>>67008345
epic edge bro.
>That kid wearing the Waikato jersey
Kinda cute Tbh lads
>>67008330
Kill (you)rself.
>>67008330
It's called exercise.
jesus Emery
>>67008356
You a poof m8?
>>67008366
I do.
>>67008375
No...
;3
>>67008371
No, it's Jason.
VIDEO OF JASON EMERY'S TACKLE/RED CARD
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x468bg7_jason-emery-s-crazy-air-tackle-on-willie-le-roux_sport
>>67008330
You gotta get into BBC's coverage of the county championship man
Nothing like listening to hours of people telling you what some other people are doing on a field to quell crippling depression.
>>67008330
Go for walks, exercise three days a week, eat fruit and veges.
Also lay off the piss/drugs if you're into that m8.
If you're genuinely clinically depressed that shit isn't ever going away but the above will help you manage it.
Oh and anti-depressants if you're ok with taking them. That's a personal decision thing though.
>>67008387
Hi Daniel
i can see the sharks still choking this
they kick too much...
>>67008387
Based Daniel
>>67008405
I fucking hate watching Sharks games 2bh.
>baddes
>>67008405
its nothing to do with choking lad, >we are just shit.
Ever since Plumtree was sacked, >we have been going backwards. Only time Sharks ever turn up is to cuck the Stormers
>>67008391
I do that. I'm fairly succesful. I still just feel numb.
>>67008415
Get a gf.
>>He's trying to get a souvenir jersey
>>Now's not the time Josh
>>67008406
No.
>>67008424
I was depressed before I split up with my ex.
>>67008330
John Kirwan, please.
>>67008414
Gary Gold seems like a rubbish coach.
>>67008435
kek'd :^)
merhtens mic on POOICIDE watch.
>>67008432
She was probably sick of your whining.
>>67008425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVF5f4KdAGU
now is not the time Munro
>>67008445
I broke up with her, actually.
>>67008415
Fuck if I know then m8.
Change of scene can help too. If you live in a depressing shithole, consider leaving.
>>67008455
Good lad, get in first.
>penis le poo
>>67008456
I live in Christchurch. Maybe that's my problem.
My career has no potential in Christchurch for what I'm training in at uni, so after uni I probably will anyway.
>>67008475
Pray for an earthquake
>>67008475
Do you feel sometimes like you just want the ground to just open up and swallow you?
Stay in chch.
l8r cunt
CardFest '16
disgusting to be frank
should bin the whole team
Good on the Shorks for trying to make it an level playing field.
>>67008488
pic
>>Highlanders pretty much negating the red card disadvantage by consistently forcing the yellow card
What a shit game.
Sharks have no hope, no direction, nothing...
>>67008507
You sound depressed too.
>>67008507
Tendai doesn't seem a great captain. A ref like Barnes or Poite would have carded him for back talking like that...
>sharts
>>67008515
>FUCKING CHEAT
Who's ready for Cheetos?
finally get a fucking penalty
Do the Highlanders like fucking lying on the ball at the breakdown or something
I knew this game would be shit when I saw Melody Robinson would be anchoring the broadcast.
What the fuck is up with Captains taking back to the ref and shirt grabbing? Have seen way too much of it this season. Absolutely verboten.
>>67008535
I'd lick her feet
>>67008535
Fun fact: she sucked my mate's dick in a bar toilet in Ponsonby.
>>67008543
I'm guessing it was Lime Bar?
fucking BASED smith
>Not even Pantene can sort out those dreadlocks
Based Sumo
HOLY SHIT WAS THAT A TRY
YES BOY BEAUDEN BARRETT
My stream fucked up lads. Anyone got a link?
>>67008557
http://www.crichd.tv/update/skys1.php
Haha
Any wasteman going to Paleman tonight at NotW? Also, shoutout to /bleep/
>>67008546
Chapel.
Is that still there?
>>67008566
I don't know what you're talking about and I'd like you to fuck off.
>Internet briefly fucks up
>Smuth scores a try
>I couldn't see the only interesting thing to happen in this game apart from Flippy le Poo
RRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67008589
wasnt smith
it was faddes
>>67008589
Reee indeed.
>>67008567
I think so? Haven't lived in Auckland in a few years. Wasn't a dude named Nick was it?
>>67008589
was faddes lad
all set up by smuth tho
>>67008602
Nah haha. She's probably smoked a few cocks on Ponsonby Rd.
Nice """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""call"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>Chiliboy Rapaele
Is that the most awesome name or what?
>>67008620
>>>/Reddit/
Would a 14-man All Blacks team still beat a 15-man Springboks team?
>>67008631
"Yes."
>>67008631
Why not? They've done it before
>"Well I heard it all now, Sumo, Justin Bieber in Dunedin"
>Didn't realise JB was played earlier
Dammit Grandpa
>>67008631
Easily
>>67008620
he's p cool apart from the substance abuse
hi when is the rugby, thanks
>>67008631
Ellis Park 2013. Down a man for 20 minutes.
>>67008662
It's finished. Take it easy.
>>67008662
There is some Yurop """"""""""""rugby""""""""""" between the Highlanders and Sharks atm if you're interested.
>that kick
Holy kek
Top kek
his feet were on the dead ball line
Fuck this
Pretty sharted sisters might just have an early night
>>67008693
G'night m'buddy
>>67008693
Reminder that I run /rug/ and /cric/ and that this sister is an imposter.
>>67008667
Yeah 20 minutes is totally the same as 80
>>67008697
I see that you're back daniel.
I knew you couldn't resist my charms.
droppy to win it lads
Cmorn shorkies
>>67008707
Well that's a bit different. No All Black has been red carded since Meads in the 70's.
Do these commentators not know the difference between Garth and Gareth?
We have a game lads.
Kaloowakisi mebomaabaa!
(That means "Go the Sharks" in South African)
wheres the fucking penalty for the dangerous tackle
whylanders
>>67008566
what time is it? tempted to yolo it there by myself
>>67008662
tomorrow
>Nopoaga
>>67008749
Doors at 10, Paleman probably playing 1-2:30, Tommy Flowers being stingy with the set times.
>right in front
>has all day
>misses
There goes your black jersey homo.
>soap picks the low try night to be a shit kicker
Why is Dan Vettori on the Sharks bench?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>LOWLANDERS
>poosbourne
>>67008768
gonna try get a mate to come but otherwise i'm kinda tempted to wing it aye. know if there are door sales?
Can the Sopo meme die now please?
>picked the highlanders because I thought they would meme their way to a victory
>shorks win when highlanders meme their way to a loss
Fuck. Sometimes my rugby brain is so on point that I doubt it myself.
Blues > Highlanders desu
Lads it finally came
>>67008784
Why don't you 2 meet up?
>>67008792
>expecting any Saffer team except the Lions to win against any NZ team except the Blues
>>67008804
he has some stuff on tomorrow morning but normally caves if i pressure him
>>67008801
>poongland edition
>LGTSS: shortlanders
>>67008816
That's the one all brits have to suffer with unfortunately.
>>67008815
Nah you and other /rug/ lad
Haha time for disappointment
It's a cheeky $20 on who? Rebs or Cheetahs?
>>67008801
It's fucking shit and you can't edit overalls
have fun
>>67008864
>overalls
What did he mean by this?
>>67008857
I think the Reblels will win this Tbh. But if you want your cheeky 20 to be really cheeky then go for the Cheetos
>>67008870
stats nigga
>>67008873
Well, I've already wasted enough money on the rebels. I attend all their home games anyway.
Am I potentially the only rebels fag on sp?
Those fucking louts on my TV.
Smdh 2bh.
Saw maybe 3 people with rebels jerseys around town. Saw hundreds with hawthorn gear. Guess im just closer to the mcg.
>>67008884
Oh I thought that was aussie slang for kit or something. Isn't there a player creator though?
>he hasn't created a black David Pocock
>start game by pandering to Abos
Fucking Melbourne I swear to god.
>>67008911
>NZ flag
Shitspooter's poothetic narrative on pooicide watch
>>67008937
The church next to fed square has a big banner up saying to be welcoming to all refugees.
>>67008942
Seems to do that when im roaming. It says its on the yes optus-spark nz network. When i can use a wifi hotspot i get the poopeelia flag.
>they play the last post for anzac day
>the bugle player misses a note
>>67008966
happens all the time lad
last post is hard to play
>>67008978
Based godiel dropping musical truth bombs
>>67008784
Yea and it's cheaper for 11:30. Hitting Om Unit tomorrow as well?
>>67008852
There's likely a chance we actually know each other anyway haha.
>>67008962
>Not knowing how roaming works in this day and age
KYS faggot
can anybody tik me a cheeky tinny
>>67008998
Seems like you don't know either
>>67008978
Too right lad. Was first trumpet in my schools concert and stage bands. Not an easy piece.
>tfw the only player in the first XV to also be in any type of music
>3 choirs, 2 bands
Does anyone know these feels?
>>67009008
Only tik ounces breh, you good for it next month though yea?
>>67009008
Nah sis you'll have to find another way to pay up ;)
>>67008915
There is, but creating or downloading an editing entire teams because the makers of the game fucked the ratings up yet again isn't any fun.
>>67009016
bro can u do 3 for 50
Chiefs have the best fans and are going to win the comp
>>67009010
KYS faggot
>Meant to be playing a round with my best mate at Royal Queensland on Sunday
>haven't played golf in ages and know I'm going to suck
What should I do lads?
Execute all namefags.
>>67009027
3 tinnies for 50 in summer are you fucking serious? Do you want a free blow job as well?
>>67009013
Was 1st teams in rugby, cricket, football and waterpolo.
Also 1st team for debating and was in the choir.
desu, used to abandon practice for choir for the most part, citing sport practice as being more important to me, the school, blah blah. Just used to free myself up when we went to our sister schools and shit.
>>67009043
I'll take a blowjob.
>>67009032
Driving range tomorrow for you, but don't overdo it, as you'll be sore for Sunday and your swing will suck. Hit maybe 100-150 balls at the range and then practice your putting at home on Saturday evening.
What do you normally play off?
>Chiefs have the best fans and are going to win the comp
Sorry for the bad language you may have heard there.
>>67008989
fuck I'm tempted but left it a bit late for tonight. all good I was planning to go out tomorrow rather than tonight so I could definitely catch Om Unit depending how it goes
I doubt I know you though haha why would you think that? I go to the odd show but normally with mates
>>67009043
if you're offering
also is it indo
>>67009043
I'll take a bj too if you've got any spare
>these Australian pitches
>>67009029
This is goat spastic and you should KYS faggot.
>This shitty ground
>LE MELBOURNE IS LE SBORDING GABIDAL OF LE WORLD XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>67009069
No thanks I choke on small objects.
>>67009081
Kekd
>>67009032
suck him off
>>67009045
I'm guessing you were home schooled?
>>67009081
underage b& pls go
>the quality of this pitch
Disgraceful
kek lads
>>67009105
did you get the stadium GM explaining why the pitch is shithouse in NZ?
>>67009032
9 iron to the back of the head as soon as he turns away. He won't be telling ANYONE about your shitty swing.
>>67009058
>Chiefs
That's a pretty bad swear word round these parts
>>67009032
bend your knees lad
>>67009112
No we have nice pitches.
How are your nights going lads
>>67009123
30 games in 3 months, and the summer fucked up the grass
>>67009112
Nah didn't get that mate?
Did they build it on the overgrown sandpit in your back yard?
>>67009056
Used to play off 18 in highschool but now it's 10+ years later and have probably played 5 times in the last 10 years.
>>67009130
Kys devo cunt you sad fuck
Rebels will win the Aussie conference sisters and I'm a gigantic faggot.
>>67009099
Nah, some of us didn't flee from school because they were(and still are) a reject to society m8, some of us actually excelled.
>>67009131
Even your grass is a softcock.
>flick over to the rugby league
>"do it for the ANZACS Broncos" sign
Wut.
>>67009136
Hard to be sad in a bach desu
>>67009134
I think you're fucked sorry m8!
C H E E T O S
>>67009144
So you guys are looking for a new groundsman?
Because none of that is a real excuse other than our groundsman is trash
>>67009130
haven't touched a drop of alcohol or taken any drugs in yonks and had a craving to get high tonight
>>67009151
>your
not a cukctorian thank you very much
>>67009154
I bet you're new money waterways.
>>67009134
As he tees off on the first hole shout
I BANGED YOUR WIFE DARRYL I'M SO SORRY
Just got home from the pub lads, and it seems BOTH statscunt AND krazykuck have decided to impersonate me this time around
The tripcodes don't make them authentic, I would never use one you guys know that :)
>>67009169
Come round mate. Have some spliffs that I save for post coitus.
>>67009134
hows the new mrs going Gentleben?
Devvo God on nobel prize watch
>>67009173
No I meant the whole country.
>>67009184
Not an official missus yet. She's coming by later.
>>67009130
P good m8 having a quiet night in after a long hard week at uni
>>67009146
And yet here you are posting on a mongolian weaving message forum.
Your post smacks of big fish / small pond mate, were you head boy and prom king as well?
TRY!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEBELS!
>>67009131
We have a pitch that
>was dug up and had jetsprints meet in it
>two concerts
>had a speedway meet cancled
>then was good enough for international games
Did Jeff pooicide sisters?
game on?
>>67009219
KYS Faggot
>>67009219
>>67009225
>>67009234
Nice try everyone
>>67009182
poor form, preying on my moment of weakness m8
>spaz namefags shitting on each other
See you guys tomorrow for the game of the weekend
>>67009234
Sister plz
>>67009202
>Head boy
Lol no, I was a naughty shit who got reviewed every year for always having 8/10 demerits
>Prom King
literally what?
I didn't say we were any good at those sports m8, your fault for making assumptions. We were only in the top division for cricket, rugby and football - we were average in.
If everyone on /rug/ posted at me, then the cancer that is me would disappear.
>>67009192
>victoria
>in any way shape or form like the rest of australia
>>67009195
ahah i like your style benny boy
>>67009246
yeah lad jags vs sunwolves should be pretty good i reckon
Hey there Reddit! How about the Chiefs this year?
>>67009219
Still here lad, just been avoiding using the name a bit haha you guys were coming worryingly close to exposing me and my drinking habits
>>67009215
what pitch was that?
and a speedway meet has nothing to do with the turf, they cut it out or cover or something
>>67009246
True that
Up the jags!
>>67009265
Peaking too soon if you ask me sis.
@GOATistic Elitespouter:
I will never feed you a (You), you're literally the worst poster I have ever come across
>>67009246
Another thread gone to shit.
Take it easy.
>SH /rug/
literal garbage tbqh. You should all just kill yourselves you fucking wastes of space
>Leblels
CHEETOS
>>67009291
Thanks
>>67009309
Not a single one of them are /rug/
>>67009263
She just texted me and told me she's feeling sick so she isn't coming. Pretty upset desu
>>67009321
>No true /rug/man would ever shitpost like this
Kill yourself
Reminder that this is the real thread, no shitposting allowed
>>67007966
>>67007966
>>67007966
Behead those who namefag in /rug/
>>67009321
>muh /cric/ bogeyman
Keep telling yourself that lad.
>>67009311
Nice, We've had a house here since the sixties so I'm wary of new Pauanui folk.
Just trying to watch the game sisters
Lmao I've been reading it as papanui like why the fuck would you brag about being from an old people's village lmao right senpai?
Can the Peetos do it lads?`
>>67009344
Nice we've had ours while now, if you owned it since the 60s you'd have to have bought quite early on in the development
My stream is so shit I'm switching to the league.
Please provide regular updates of the score thankyou.
>>67009439
Use vipleague m8
>>67009439
I can't sorry lad it's gone above six
Have you learned what seven is yet?
>>67009421
Yea I think we bought land on the hill off the Needhams who owned the whole area and the islands off the coast as well, not the land that was sold to the Hoppers in the sixties. Our place overlooks the entire flatland and surf beach.
Who /wasps/ here
What the actual fuck was that haka the Milan football team did? Why did they do it?
>>67009439
Cheetahs just scored a converted try. Half time 21-10
>>67009475
thanks lad.
It's important that us anons stick together to improve the community.
>>67009274
>tfw my doubt in the highlanders wasn't misplaced
Mr.>underestimating the highlanders should neck himself 2bh
>mfw namefag to be identified as the only rebels supporter in 10,000 light years
is this haram? Should I cease and continue my shitbosting in anonymity?
Consider that I have very little else as a rebels fan
Please understand.
>>67009323
ah no good. did you tell her the cheetos are playing?
>>67009506
nah you're alright, just wish you weren't such a devo cunt. you're halfway to being that bipolar argie bro
>>67009439
14-7, reblels had an opportunity to a ore after cheetahs gave away penalties after the whistle but we can't kick a shit.
>>67009506
Surely this has to be the best Reblels season so far. Have some perspective mate cause it could be worse: You could be a Speds or Farce fan.
>SH /rug/
>>67009532
had a better season last year, beat the crusaders, had a better squad. probably best year relative to the aus conference
>>67009533
This Tbh
>>67009513
I did not. I told her I bought skittles but that wasn't enough. She has Chron's disease so wouldn't surprise me if when she says she's feeling sick she actually means she's shitting her guts out.
Have serious concerns about committing to a girl who won't do it in the butt.
>>67009556
Almost tempted to proxy or use my trip so I'm not associated with the degenerates
>>67009574
>every australian poster is gentleben
There's literally no proxy you can use to avoid their nonsense.
>>67009572
She has Chron's disease so wouldn't surprise me if when she says she's feeling sick she actually means she's shitting her guts out.
Hot.
>>67009533
>>67009556
>>67009574
>>67009588
t. irrelevant nobodies
>>67009574
>PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE LIKE BIG STRONG YUROPS
Poothetic.
>rebels 10
how they miss that easy penalty when time was up on the clock?
>>67009605
*like me
lmao
ROIBELS
Willl >we manage to actually lose to the nips?
Fuck this team, im unironically betting on the Sunnydogs
>>67009439
Reblels penalty. 13-21 Cheetos still winning
>>67009631
cheers lad.
>What a fantastic try. Now that is some Super Rugby™!
Pathetic.
>>67009629
How do you plan to win any games in the international games post super rugby season?
>>67009532
Winning seven games last season lad
This cheetos game is the most hyp yet desu
>>67009572
mate if she's not up for some bum fun, she's just using you for the d
>>67009629
if you do somehow manage to lose to the fucking sunwolves raging/depression is fair enough tbf
>>67009572
actually though if you hit it off with her, there's a chance you could meet the guy from Pearl Jam at some Australian chrone's disease convention
>>67009651
we don't
this meme is ded
they went from showing the games live and two repetition during the week to showing the last game at another time and no reps
meaning that even espn has gotten tired with them
>>67009684
Is there any word on the street reason why or is it just dead?
That sucks I was hopeful you lot would make the SH the big 4 blocking the SH from any chance to get a cup ever again
>>67009687
is gentleben a cruel joke? i actually feel sorry for the poor lass now. although i guess on the upside it means more gobbies
>>67009743
they are faggots and now that they got to get paid without having to travel to yurop and leaving mommies house they stopped trying anymore
it's a situation where rugby here has to somehow survive till those that are now 16yo and kinda care get to be 20-21 so they can play
>>67009771
are all south americans this fucking mopey about sport or is just argies?
And suddenly it's bedtime and all the 14-year-old autists disappear.
FTFY
>>67009751
No jokes lad. I wasn't roughing her up, I'm just very girthy.
>>67009798
Hues are still crying over 7-1.
>>67009743
now seriously
bad luck the first 2 loses
get into an slump from it
everything snowballs from there, the best chance at recovery is to win against Moonpets and try to recover their self esteem enough to actually try again
>>67009798
they are getting paid by the UAR with money that could have gone to actual youth development, so fuck them fro being a bunch of spineless bitches
This pitch should be banned from hosting rugby.
>>67009815
most of them were playing europe though werent they? did they play after the rwc?
>>67009815
I wrote off the initial losses to being new to traveling every week for games. That is a huge obstacle to overcome. But 7 weeks in there seems to be no change or improvement to that.
Do you think they have achieved what they wanted and are happy just milking the cash cow until it runs dry?
>>67009829
they came here right after the WC, most of them had just finished their contracts by the time they went to the concentration PreWC
>>67009839
there is no Cash cow, the only games that brought number in the green were the first game at home, the UAR is probably getting pissed with them at all
Like i said they are just being faggots snowballing downhill from the first two losses out of lack of character, which is a bother because they do show some balls at internationals, but apparently training together all the time and traveling has affected them in that regard
>>67009810
understandable though, they weren't expected to do well, then neymar pulled them through the tournament and then they got fucking done by germany. they managed to blue balls themselves
and the brazilian fa is full of fucking muppets too, they basically just keep appointing the richard grahams of the world as national coach
>>67009857
>there is no Cash cow, the only games that brought number in the green were the first game at home, the UAR is probably getting pissed with them at all
>were
was
>at all
as well
im sleepy, 8am and haven't slept yet
>>67009872
any chance that the Pumas coach is really good and the Jags coach is really shit?
>>67009492
Fuck off I live in devvo you retard
>>67009889
well...
Yes, a huge chance
the Jaguares' coach is yet another meme explayer born in Duendes whose only venture into coaching has been ASSISTANT at the only Argentina ''A'' team that has ever lost to Georgia in that meme cup and something like Assistant of the assistan of the assistant of current Pumas' coach
>>67009639
And Ellison just got carded. Cheetos get penalty. 13-14
>>67008113
da fuck?
>>67009919
>13-14
13-24*
come on rebels bonus point \o/
overtake the brumbies
>a game where reid or mcmahon isnt entirely our saving grace
Is it real life?
WE ARE REB
WE ARE REB
What's the score?
>>67009981
29 14, 3 to go
>>67009981
>>67009983
Cheetahs just scored another try though.
Didn't convert so only 13-29.
>>67009915
>argies buttdevastated that big strong DUENDES are cucking them big time
get used to it buddy. Duendes uber alles.
>>67009931
>cheeky 80+ try
Crumblies btfo
>>67010001
Mate, Duendes is from Rosario, and you don't get any more Argie than someone from Rosario
But they are still memes
Messi is from there for example
>ToMAAAAAHti Ellison
lel
Rebels now lead the Aus conference by 1 point.
36-14, Tamati Ellison scores intercept try after Cheetos spaghetti passing
Game & BP for rebels
>>67010044
Cunt I played for Duendes don't tell me about my own club.
13-29 FT
>>67010050
>Making up the scores
Literally fuck off you /cric/posting faggot
De jager is announcing his transition into a woman at the post game press obligations after Debreczeni crushed his balls into pancakes
>>67003215
( Y O U )
Y
O
U
)
>>67010076
Stunning and brave
>>67010052
Everything that comes from Rosario is inmediately a national Meme
The cat guiso, the campora shooter, Nulls and Yuto Central clasics, etc..
>awoo~
Gonna make a cheeky $70 tomorrow when they beat your ass desu
Basedbies on not making the finals watch
JUST
>>67010099
>throwing money away
they couldn't even beat the kangz
>>67010152
>look at table
>blues now only two places behind brumbies
>>67010167
tbf the Moonweebs have a shit af schedule. They not only have to constantly travel between Tokyo and Singapore for home matches, but also travel as far as South Africa. I'm not saying they would have otherwise been a good team, but still.
>>67010211
>if all the kiwi teams were top 5 the 5th placed team wouldn't make the playoffs
>>67010237
Kinda sucks Tbh. I'm actually bored with the kiwi teams dominating the comp.
>>67010315
if the ABs win in 2019, that'll set rugby back
same token if anyone NZ team except the Blues or Crusaders win. no one gives a shit about Waikato, it'd be like if luxembourg won the soccer world cup
>>67010345
It would set internationals back, but that will decline with the growth of investors eventually anyway
>>67010345
Why would people care about the Blues or Crusaders winning?
>>67010672
Nice to see umaga turning the blues around though
>>67010961
It's never nice to see Umaga
>>67011488
>just fuck my shit up
With Coetzee the new Boks coach, which team will be the real All Blacks?
http://www.insidethegames.biz/index.php/articles/1036696/exclusive-arm-wrestling-poker-and-rugby-league-bid-for-sportaccord-inclusion-postponed-until-new-president-elected
>A letter was subsequently sent to SportAccord by World Rugby calling for the RLIF not to be added.
top kek
>>67012394
>Literally been cucked for over 100 years
ahahaha, leaguies are fucking pathetic
>http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11627122
>p-p-please join my sevens team big strong all blacks
Reminder that the Highlanders are extremely unlikeable and that their fanbase is the mobile and audible manifestation of cancer
>>67016232
just give up now
>>67017801
Bit harsh pham
Settings > Filters & Post Hiding > Filter and highlight specific thread posts [Edit] > Add > Input Pattern = GOATistic Elitespouter / Type = Name
Don't forget to Save.
Voilà.
Tonight's games in NZ time
Who we backing boys?
>>67018946
Bumwolves to piss off the argie.
Chiefs to piss off the cumsaders fans.
Force because nsw on pooicide watch
>>67018946
Sunwolves for ultimate memes
Hurricanes because go my team
Force because his reason >>67019296
>>67012158
England
>>67018946
>>67018946
>NZ time
Official Super Rugby Time (OSRT) is Brisbane time. Please be respectful of the posting rules in future.
Hags by 10 because the Weebs are just back from South Africa and Eddie Jones's comments will have them in disarray.
Chuffs by 11. They're just better than the Hurricanes.
Force by 6. Ugly game, Force will win the breakdown through Matt Hodgson and defend their little hearts out.
About to Sunwolves this exam. Praying to Nina 2bh
>>67010961
3 wins, 3 losses and 1 draw is actually a turn around. We have broken even.
I think this time last year it was 7 - 8 losses on the trot.
>>67019738
The Sunwolves better lose by only 10. After their humiliating defeat by the Cheetahs, they'll need to front at least a decent loss to retain any respect as a super rugby team
Chiefs probably win by a fair margin of <7.
Agrees with Force
>>67018946
>implying I would give away my tips and give up my shot at taking the number one spot in the tipping comp
Nice try kiwiswag. Your reign of memery is coming to an end.
reminder that kiwiswag is a raging faggot who has never tipped a game by more than 4 points and is exploiting an obvious flaw in the superbru formula rather than playing seriously
Reminder that because of this, Head to Head is the true competition because is exposes faggots who use this shitty cheating method
FUN FACT: The last time a team conceded 92 points they won the competition 4 years later
>>67025430
It's pretty interesting that the two gigantic blowouts haven't actually been 1st plays 15th
The first one was unironically 1st plays 2nd as the last match of regular season, and the second was 16th plays 18th.
>>67025485
I was talking about this one
>>67024039
My bets are locked in aren't they? So I can't change them
>>67024525
What I have tipped games by 8+. I'm just generally conservative. In the old virtual betting I always picked "by 10 or under"
>>67024525
He's only half way up the ladder, spastic.
awooo
Reminder I am literally no better than average
This somehow pissing off the autists of /rug/. I am the top of the ladder somehow and have told everyone my picking strategy from day 1
>>67027748
#1 thank you sir
>>67027843
>Picking strategy
You're on second place watch cunt.
>crowd is quiet as fuck
>commentators quiet as fuck
>strange music in the background
this is wierdly surreal
>>67027843
WHAT IS YOUR ENDGAME
JUGS
>>67028116
Probably I have said from the start I'm not good. The difference between 1 and 2 is further than last week
>>67028328
Pick my favourite teams until the end
#Hurricanes
NIPPON BANZAI END THIS FIESTA
Suicidal Argie, you here mate?
good try by the sunweebs!
Looking like an interesting match up lads.
Come on guys, we can't lose this one. Obviously want the 'wolves to win one too but I fear our boys won't be able to cope mentally with a loss here
Who /Duendes/ here?
>>67028586
i'm pretty confident the jags will take this one but it's good to see the wolves are giving them a go
This game is much better than the games last night
>Ed Quirk is the best Japanese player
How many of the people in the crowd do you reckon know what's going on?
>all these nip qt3.14s
Do you think being a Big Strong Aussie in Japan playing rugby professionally is like living in an anime?
>>67028641
do the coaches count as part of the crowd?
Just tuned in and we're losing, kek
>>67028655
definitely
oh mr gaijin san
GOATfelli
>tfw put tuculet in fantasy team in anticipation of him running in a few tries
>>67028701
>tfw put ur mum in my fantasy team in anticipation of running a train on her
ball clearly went out earlier should be a sunwolves lineout around halfway, but whatever
>>67028662
Don't get suicidal yet mate there's a minute or two to go
> flippy le chip
Morning /rug/,
Are the tripfags gone yet?
nippon just threw the game away
INTERCEPTERUUUUU
>>67028908
Yeah, thankfully they don't actually watch rugby.
>>67028920
This is good news, thank you very much
>>67028898
DELET THIS
Sunwolves seem to throw an intercept every game almost.
>>67028932
Main danger of trying to play flat. Makes you realise just how good the likes of Cruden are cant remember last time he got intercepted
>>67028942
True that.
>barely 25-16
>giving away another penalty
off me now
seems like i didn't miss anything
>that kick to line
hahahaha fuck me
Are Hurricanes playing in 1 hour?
>>67028960
Yep. Against the Queefs
>oh an interception!
>let's just give a free scrum
>that's how you play this, right?
fucking cunt
Wow what an angle. Threaded through like a needle.
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
cum back is on lads
>that defence
this team is incorregible
apartheid status: ended
Pumas might wanna revise that 'Jaguares Only' policy
>>67028960
Yep. Time for Cory Jane hat trick
>>67028987
its not 2010 anon
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
STOP
JUST DO ONE THING RIGHT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awooooooooooooooooooooooo
How do we stop the fucking referee form reforming every scrum?
Fuck this team
Not even the scrum is good anymore
>>67028987
I have seen they previous game - it was hilarious. God save Barrett.
my weeb bookie just called lads
japs try soon lads
>>67029023
>their
>that drop kick attempt
>Creevy injured
fuck you cunt
>>67029041
got the noose out yet lad?
>that penalty
fuck
why god do you have to fuck with us this hard
>>67029041
every jaguares i put in my fantasy team gets injured it seems. tuculet was gooone 10 minutes in.
what were the superbru picks
>losing
whatever, i knew it, another lose
closing stream, GN
What's thw score?
>>67029074
26-25 sunwolves
jags have a penalty kick now
>>67029074
26-25 weebs winning with 11 minutes to go
>>67029064
dunno but pretty much everyone picked the landers
>>67029074
sunwolves 26 - jagures 28
11 minutes to go
>>67029074
>>67029079
>>67029081
>>67029082
based kiwis
Willie Le Chip on flippicide watch
>>67028960
Thank you for watching our sport and supporting "our" team
>dropgoal from past halfway
ultimate memes
>>67029099
Anyone who says this game wasn't entertaining would be a lier in my eyes
>those wolf hats
fucking hell. All nips are kawaii as fuck
29 - 28, 8 to go
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>that 'passing'
>>67029055
cause you suck lel
>>67029079
>>67029081
>>67029082
cheers lads
ARMOSR ER SUNRORVES
nihon banzai end this fiesta!
>losing a maul to the weebs
kek lads
What am i supposed to do? Abandon rugby completely then? Judging by how many argies stopped posting seems like im late to the party
Idk why this is happening
glued to the screen here seriously
>that soul crushing disappointment when the sunweebs lose by the hags scoring a dropgoal on the last play
[sad awoo playing in the background]
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~
>>67029148
jags heem sleepy
timw for siesta
>the jaguares
i'm officially off this meme bandwagon
>>67029148
>>not nippon kita end this fiesta
get on my level
>the jags will win the whole competition
Argentina I got you. Stay safe buddies
http://www.depression.org.nz
HOLY SHIT
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>argentina
wher wer u when AWOOOOOOOOOOOOO
;________;7
>>67029180
Go away John Kirwan
fkn intense man aw
seriously, tell me what's next?
idk im so tired of rugby thanks to this team, over the last weeks i started to hate this team, i can't take it, the permanent dissapointment is drawing me further and further away from rugby
i want to keep loving the sport, but it's very hard like this
>>67029150
I'm disappointed in the jags too m8
I don't know if it's just shitty coaching or maybe the faster pace of super rugby compared to the slower, defense orientated pace of test matches but given the players the jags have available it's really strange that they're doing this badly.
At least next year they don't have to face any nz teams, assuming there isn't another change to how super rugby works next year.
NIPPON NIPPON! NIPPON! NIPPON!
>>67029216
I'd say you should try just supporting another team, but if you can't look past the jags and be happy for the sunwolves right now then I don't know if that's a feasible option
>>67029248
>be happy for another team in the same comp
i knew the franchise system was neutered but this is another level
just finished throwing all my shirts and related merch of the jaguares and the pumas to the street, someone will take it eventually, going to sleep
this is too much, a permanent humilliating mark on our rugby
>>67029284
wouldn't throw your pumas shit out lad.
Won't be playing any second string players (Jags rest players all the time), a 100x better coach (Hourcade is great, this guy has fuckall coaching experience), won't have ridiculous travel 24/7, etc.
>>67029306
nah, this is the end
losing to the japs is a permanent mark, i won't be cabable of watching any rugby without feeling so embarassed that i have to hide my face ever again
losing against NZ, AUS and SA teams can happen, but this is just way too much, too permanent and humilliating of a mark
>>67029284
>throwing out jags merch
m8 hold on to it and sell it in a few years when they'll pique the interest of wealthy collectors of merch from one-off sports teams that only lasted a single season.
fuck what the hell do i do now? i can't stop crying
rugby was my thing since i was 5, i can't stop the tears
