Super /rug/ Anzac Weekend - Round 9
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>Friday 22 April
19:35 Highlanders v Sharks, Forsyth Barr Stadium, Dunedin
21:40 Rebels v Cheetahs, AAMI Park, Melbourne
>Saturday 23 April
17:15 Sunwolves v Jaguares, Prince Tui Teka Memorial Stadium, Tokyo
19:35 Hurricanes v Chiefs, Westpac Stadium, Wellington
21:40 Force v Waratahs, nib Stadium, Perth
>Sunday 24 April
1:00 Stormers v Reds, Newlands, Cape Town
3:05 Kings v Lions, Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium, Port Elizabeth
18:05 Brumbies v Crusaders, GIO Stadium, Canberra
BYES: Blues, Bulls
Mackenzie is super rugby's top scorer.
>>66986731
Revolting
god bless the queen lads
>>66986751
God save the Queen, you mong
>>66986751
We should make Trannyiel the new queen of /rug/
She has earnt it
>>66986756
what is she in danger from lad
>tfw gonna miss the first four games (read: all the good ones)
>>66986766
>dumb
>dumb
>dumb
>game of the week
>>66986766
sunweebs vs hags is going to be a shit game
brums vs saders is going to be good
>>66986766
cum vs bum will be good lad
>>66986734
Highlanders
Rebels
Fagaures
Chiefs
Tards
Stormers
Lions
Poosaders
tßh
>>66986763
Death? Bitch is 90.
>>66986788
>Highlanders
>Reblels
>Jaguares
>Hurricanes
>Waratahs
>Stormers
>Lions
>Crusaders
Also posting top ten because it's nice to be able to see the standings
>there are no Australian teams in the top 6
>there are 4 NZ teams in the top 6
What is the difference between a Stormer and a Hurricane?
>>66986847
1 point and 1 place in the standings
>>66986847
>never won a super rugby
>choked in multiple finals/semi finals
>always look competitive before the playoffs
>both named after weather events
>>66986859
This is incorrect.
Please learn the conference system before future posting.
Pic related. It's the actual standings.
>>66986880
False
They are top of the standings in their conference therefore they go through to the finals off that. The true standings which is the standings the wild card system goes off of is the standings I was referring to.
It is possible to be in 11th place in the standings and go through because you are top of your conference
gentle reminder that when the six nations ends, rugby is irrelevant for the rest of the year
>>66986904
PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT
>>66986904
>sucking up to england this hard
When did Ireland get so cucked sisters?
>>66986894
Please punctuate future posts.
What a mess.
>>66986904
Don't you want to watch some good rugby? Like the rugby championship or even the little NH tour of SH?
>>66986913
>literally having a tramp stamp tattoo of your ex boyfriend's name
new zealand is the washed up 40 year old stripper of nations
>>66986904
IRISHMAN SPOTTED
Rodd and Gunn has a 40% off sale right now if anybody here wants to expand their already large scarf collection
>>66986926
>#7
>>66986925
The fuck you on about. Piss off.
>>66986932
>exposing yourself as a new friend
Oops. Time to get the fuck out.
>>66986942
KEK you just got baited by that sis. Time for YOU to get the fuck out.
>>66986942
>
>>66986958
It took a witty quick New Zealander to spot it. No Aussie could cope with that powerful deception
>>66986942
>>66986958
How about you both gtfo
>NZ on BTFO watch
Why does NZ breed such shithouse backs lads?
>tfw gonna miss saturday night because some slag I know is making me go see Matt Corby with her
I was kinda looking forward to it because I liked one of his early EPs but I listened to his new album and man it fucking blows I hope he plays nothing from it
>>66987064
>>66987064
>kiwis getting cucked by Big Strong Aussies
>>66987044
I literally don't even know half of these
Who is the 10? If you're going to be super edgy and pick an aussie surely it would be Larkham right?
>>66987044
Last years AB's would PTFO that "team"
>>66987078
She's not australian lad she's from the shore
>>66986930
What kind of faggot has a scarf collection
>>66987044
>8/15 are NZ
Aussie on irrelevant watch. With such a large population you should dominate us
>tfw on fluicide watch
>>66987081
Real talk. Which pacific island are you from?
>>66987114
South
>>66987109
That was Mehrtens pick of the best ANZAC team
This is Horan's. When you replace Nonu with Horan which is objectively the correct decision and was just Tim being a total gent, it's 8/15 to Australia.
>>66987126
>can't count
>>66987126
kek that is an objectively terrible team selection
>>66987081
>who is Mark Ella
neck yourself you seething casual
>>66987141
>the fucking state of (You)
Daniel on suicide watch
>>66987151
I can count to 8 m8
>>66987157
>>66987157
FUCK OFF CUNT
>>66987148
It's the meme team 2bh
>>66987095
If you don't have a scarf collection, you don't know shit about sports
>>66987160
Oh so it's just your reading comprehension that's fucked then?
>>66987167
You can right waffly shit as much as you like it doesn't change the fact that both those pics (you) posted have 8 NZ players
Finally official lads, every other state on pooicide watch
http://www.news.com.au/national/breaking-news/melbourne-named-worlds-sporting-capital/news-story/ab269e621dd5a37a7b9f775784a7149f
>>66987044
>>66987126
>the undisputed GOAT anzacs are Fitzpatrick, Little, Eales and Burke
Literally every player that NZ has built its national identity on is at best a marginally pick.
Kek.
>>66987126
>Michael Jones
>Shelford
>Farr-Jones
>Nonu
>Kirwan
what a meme side
>>66987109
>With such a large population you should dominate us
I love this meme
Serious questions, do Kiwis genuinely believe that Rugby Union is a popular sport throughout all of Australia and genuinely believe that their country of 4.5M is consistently outdoing a country of 24M?
If so, it's fucking sad t b h. For starters, you can take out 4/6 states because Rugby of any kind is literally only played in NSW & QLD. The average Cucktorian and Worst Australian knows about as much about Rugby as the average Mexican does.
Even if it was just NSW & QLD that is still ~10M vs 4.5M which would be a decent feat. However, Rugby Union even in NSW & QLD is, by a distance, the third most popular code of football played largely by a select few private schools. Rugby Union unironically has lower ratings than womens cricket, again by a distance.
The fact that Australia is the 2nd best team in the world shows you how pathetically weak international Rugby is. New Zealand may be the biggest fish, but >you are the biggest fish in a tiny fucking pond.
>>66987175
>I can't read
>>66987188
I love how it baits put this exact response every time
Seething damage control mate
>>66987188
>It's an insecure poopeelian has to prove himself to kiwis in /rug/ episode
>>66987184
Eales is the only true GOAT. Others there are top 20 if not 30.
>>66987188
Oh really? I've never been told this before, thanks for the info!
Go back to stalking daniel on reddit krazyfaggot
>>66987195
(You) seem to be unable to read. I could post as much as I want about how pine tree meads should be on the second team but it doesn't change the fact that Horan picked someone else
>>66987166
>6 (six) people liked this
Who even are these people?
>all dem Irish names
confirmation that we literally invented this sport
>>66987113
had norovirus a few weeks ago
feel ya pham
>>66987197
>i was j-just baiting i swear!
Kek. New Zealand changes its laws for Rugby and knights Rugby captains and coaches (note: the ONLY Australian sportsman who has ever been knighted was Bradwoman). >You take Rugby VERY seriously and it makes many Kiwis genuinely FURIOUS that Australia literally does not give a shit about your sport. The Australia-New Zealand rivalry is completely and utterly one-sided. It's >your only sport and you don't even have a real rivalry, unless you are going to claim its South Africa (kek), and their Rugby might be completely dead even before ours is.
>>66987244
Oh my god krazykuntknuckle we get it, you watch rugby now
Now trundle off back to /r/cricket now.
>>66987244
Absolutely seething
poopeelia on pooicide watch
>>66987254
Fuck off with your tripfaggotry back to /cric/ or whatever crevice you crawled out of you insufferable shithead. Do literally any of you Kiwis have a job because all you losers seem to do is circlejerk with your fellow virgins on the Rugby subsection of a chinese cartoon board
>the most active that mid-week /rug/ has been in months
>it's all on the back of Australians actually posting rugby discussion
Ban Kiwis from /rug/.
Ban daniel posting.
Ban namefags.
gentleben for president.
He's absolutely seething with rage lads
>>66987287
>ban namefags
>mentions a namefag the VERY NEXT line
Execute all Queerslanders
>>66987287
>>66987281
t. """gentleben"""
>>66987287
>the most active that mid-week /rug/ has been in months
It's uni break lad what do you expect
>>66987306
>he's still a pooni student
drain on society to be honest pham
Kek
KEK
K E K
Look at all these dumb kiwis; they are so obviously threatened by gentleben's claim to king of /rug/.
They probably fantasize about gentleben dominating their queen Nina, all the while jerking their tiny Poo Peeland """penises""".
Pathetic cucks.
I love how much """""gentleben""""" prides himself on hating namefags and supposedly being a poosonality without one yet I've never fucking heard of him before last week and he is relentlessly pushing himself to become the next big poosonality in the most unsubtle of manners, undermining all he supposedly stands for
>>66987316
Wrong proxy m8
>>66987316
Take a long hard look at yourself lad.
>>66987316
2bh lad I'd be happy with anyone dominating nina if it meant I could film it
>>66987254
>he literally started posting in /rug/ once he worked out I was here
PLEASE have sex
>>66987350
Who are you talking to?
>>66987244
(you) act like knighthood means anything these days.
On top of that "we" didn't change any laws of knighthood "we" just push for people to get knighted.
(you) also assumed I agree with the knighthoods that have been awarded
the only pseudo sportsperson knighthood I can think of that I agree with would be Sir. Ed and that's mainly because he did a fucking shit ton of shit. I did actually talk about this the other day with someone and there was one or two others that did a shit load of stuff I think also deserved it.
Now (you) have a (you) so you can calm down a bit
>>66987356
Statschinese
He stalks me on the internet
Why is everyone arguing about gentleben
Who even is this faggot and why should i care??
>>66987366
I'm not that person friend, you must be confused
Also, this >>66987369
Apparently he """"""""""invented"""""""""" /rug/ but I'd literally never heard of him before last week
>>66987361
>On top of that "we" didn't change any laws
I was referring to changing to laws that prevented bars from opening after a certain hour which I think they changed just for the RWC
>>66987379
they made an exception because the games were on out of business hours
>>66987369
Gentleben is the savior of this terrible community
We finally have someone to bring proper rugby knowledge to the table and not shitposts like the other namefags and personalities
>>66987378
Then how the fuck do (you) know who >I am? Statscunt is the one who autistically stalks me on lebbit
>>66987379
Oh that was all bullshit hardly a major law change at all and a temporary one at that. It was just to open more public locations to watch the games rather than spending money to set up fan zones.
>MentalPlen
I'm tired of male Pseudotrips. It's been done millions of times before.
Somebody text message me when a good female pseudotrip come along that I can vote for.
Bye.
>>66987379
Whats wrong with allowing bars to open early for the biggest sporting event in the country?
Helps the economy and all that. Tbf if this had happened in Australia the rugby watching public would be killed off by "King" hits.
>>66987166
Reminder he is desperate to find out who I am
Reminder I could literally find him, befriend him and beat the fuck out of him without him ever realizing who I am.
>>66987379
It was a temporary period of time where bars could be open outside of usual hours to show the games of the last world cup. Small shit that no one should care about at all.
>trips
literally no one here uses a trip they are only name fags. kys
>>66987244
>it's a krazykuck shills one of his 5 standard posts
You really are a boring, monotonous repugnant vile little cunt and I hope you go to bed knowing that.
>>66987414
Hey
>>66987423
>>66987433
Evening statscunt, nice of you to join us.
>>66987414
hey ;)
just got a text from fekitoa lads
>>66987454
Nina get a good smashing?
>>66987403
>LE STATSGUND IS LITERALLY LE ONLY ONE WHO LE KNOWS ME
NECK yoself Lachlan, YOU have outed YOURSELF as a attention seeking faggot loser by spouting your same tired diatribes in EVERY SINGLE THREAD. It's gotten so bad it's crossed into another sport now.
I mean fuck, I wasn't even in here tonight to bully you or anything, but here you are still forever obsessed about me.
Sometimes I really think it makes your day when you see me destroy you repeatedly. It makes you think that at least someone out there acknowledges your existence. Your bosses at your pleb public servant job surely don't. Kek. You sadomasochistic piece of shit.
>>66987454
Based Caroline
Better respond quick before he beats you again haha!
>>66987443
Do you have a date this weekend GODaniel?
>>66987454
Is he asking to give a secret cheeky BJ?
>>66987462
based statsgod
Are the Hobbits gone yet Ausbro's?
>>66987461
nah he was excited about the upcoming 'game'
not sure why he put that in quotes though
>literally spending so much time here that you know the posting style of individual anonymous posters
>literally thinking there is actually a gentleben and he's not just an ideal
>>66987462
This. THIS is statscunt, krazykock. Learn the difference.
>>66987475
I was an elf extra
>>66987462
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>66987479
t. MentalPlen
>>66987462
KEK, KUNTYKUCKA ON POOICIDE WATCH
Enough from me friends. Goodnight for now. I sure hope you knew which posts were mine, haha.
>>66987462
BTFO
>>66987475
Jyok'ko kwale nyaznane qwalkanikasani
Is that how you say "Go the Proteas" in South African?
>>66987462
statsy dropping elite truth bombs
>>66987496
Yeah, they were the low quality ones which I did not read
>>66987475
Thoughts on the springbok emblem thing?
>>66987462
holy fuck based statsbro, you fucking destroyed him lmao
why are you so based?
>>66987499
There are like 10 official darkie languages, and I have not learnt any of them, nor do I intend on m8.
Speak Afrikaans or English only pls
>>66987484
no you weren't, elves are thin and tall, you're fat and stubby
To all present New Zealanders:
How does it feel knowing that one of the greatest things synonymous with your country was made by a South African?
is it actually possible to be more of a cuck society than that?
im off lads because i have WORK in the morning unlike you lazy fucking student cunts who will probably all commit suicide and force the government to wipe your debts essentially putting us in the red as a country
hope you all suffer to be frank
>>66987533
Sick doubles statsfriend, safe travels.
>>66987533
>wagecucking
hehe yes, good goy, 10 more years of hard labour and you might be able to afford a deposit on that auckland apartment!
>>66987533
I hope you have clean overalls to wear out at the road works site.
Good luck.
>>66987462
hmmm
>>66987473
>23:54:46
>>66987485
>23:55:48
>>66987493
>23:56:48
>>66987505
>23:57:49
>>66987516
>23:58:50
Statsloner up to his usual tricks I see.
>>66987531
>no you weren't, elves are thin and tall, you're fat and stubby
I have done a little bit of runway modeling too mate
>To all present New Zealanders:
>How does it feel knowing that one of the greatest things synonymous with your country was made by a South African?
You guys made the silver fern?
>Literally the first thing people I have met overseas knew about nz because the recognised my shirt
>>66987553
Stop.
anyone else happy about the proteas thing? now springbok records will be untainted by the quota team and they'll remain a legand of rugby history
What do tradies listen to in NZ?
The Rock? Hauraki?
Hauraki is based to be fair.
>>66987591
What are you going on about lad?
>>66986925
kek, this is true.
>>66987600
The Rock
>>66987607
Don't look at me, I voted for red peak
>>66987605
http://www.planetrugby.com/news/springbok-emblem-under-threat/
>>66987600
I listen exclusively to Max Key's George FM show
>>66987600
Hauraki is my favourite 2bh
It depends a sparky mate of mine listens the rock. A couple of builders in know listen to the breeze. Some plumbers in know listen to more fm or something
>>66987607
the british empire is a father not an ex-lover
inb4 this brings up repressed memories of your dad molesting you after AB losses
>>66987616
Sounds like he is SA version of winny peters
All hot air no follow through
>>66987616
Ooh yeah, I read that earlier, article is written by a cunt though, so I wouldn't read too much into what he says.
> Sam Cane is the best flanker in the world
> Lowe should start for the All Blacks
> I rate Taufua
>>66987600
my mate and his boss listen to The Mix at work which a bit hit and miss for me. Can have some absolute classics but also some dogshit at times.
Hauraki is my personal favourite
Just realised it's called Mad Men because they're Ad Men
australia is england's wife's son
>>66987679
Just realised the Walking Dead refers to the main characters and not the zombies
>>66987672
The first two statements are correct
>>66987672
Has anyone ever said that Sam Cane is the best flanker in the world? Ever?
>>66987679
Just realised it's called the Sopranos because the characters are Italian
>I listen to the radio
Best Flanker in the world is Marcell Coetzee desu senpaitachi
top 5 opensides in the world
1. Basedvid Hugecock
2. Liam Gill
3. Sean McMahon
4. Matt Hodgson
5. Michael Hooper
>>66987713
> not listening to the radio
>>66987695
>>66987702
>the suburb of Devvo
>>66987732
your mum is a top 5 openhole
>>66987735
More like Plebonpoort
>>66987679
Except that it's called madmen because the advertising agencies were on Madison Avenue you Fucking retard.
>>66987732
>LEFUGG LE MY GELL POO PERR XDD :D :D XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>66987741
top fucking kek!
>>66987693
it refers to both
>>66987746
it refers to both
>>66987762
it refers to both
>>66987781
Don't ever fucking quote me again.
>>66987794
Don't ever fucking quote me again.
>>66987771
which TWD character do you see most in yourself?
for me its Daryl. He is intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humour
I can't believe how ugly the average /rug/ poster is.
>>66987808
Dale. Because once I laughed when a cannibal ate my leg after I had left the group to die because I had been bitten and had a relationship with a much younger woman.
>>66987817
I'm pretty handsome lad, thats not fair to stereotype us all
>>66987826
You are UGLY and POOR
>>66987817
I'm literally a 10/10
>>66987831
you're rude
>>66987817
grandma says im handsome
Debate me
>>66987817
I guarantee you the average Australian /rug/ poster is above average in terms of attractiveness across all /sp/ communities. Saffas would be above average too. Kiwis would all be retallick-tier.
if we start getting midweek suer rugby matches will it finally stop the shitposting
>>66987860
super rugby will never have midweek matches, it rarely even has sunday ones
>>66987860
Yes.
>>66987860
I honestly don't think it would. Kiwis are just degenerates at their very core. They're so used to being irrelevant that at the smallest glimpse of attention they turn in to shit slinging monkeys.
It's part of their Pacific Islander culture.
Are kiwis required to perform a haka before every post, or just when they first open /sp/?
>>66987841
> pocock has never won super rugby
kek
does he throw the matches against the Kings?
>>66987808
I stopped watching TWD but you sound like a pretty cool guy
>>66987898
NZ law only states that we have to perform a haka of forgiveness when we get banned.
>>66987900
It's a karmic rebalancing for leaving Queensland.
>Quade cooper had more super rugby championships than Stephen Moore, Drew Mitchell, David Pocock, James O'connor and Rocky Elsom combined
The moral of the story is never leave Queensland.
>>66987939
WalkGod wills it
who /weekendinwiththemissus/ here?
>>66987939
Saudi, NSWelsh, Rhodesian, Kiwi, Victorian
>Qld "greatest" products aren't even from qld
kek
KEK
>>66987959
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66987841
I have to filter you. You never post anything on topic and you're just a classic attention-seeking poster.
Sorry but YOU are filtered.
>>66987959
Heading over to Melbourne. Will check in here with a poopeelian flag in a few hours.
>>66988015
t. David
>>66987959
Right here lad.
Do you lads get ANZAC day off as well?
>>66988037
Only blacks get days off in yaseNingizimu Afrika
>>66988063
Why?
>>66988015
tbf his post was rugby-related.
Daily reminder that it's Earth Day on Friday.
And hes BLUUUUU-UUUUUUUU-UUUUUUUUUU-UUU-UUUUUEEE
And hes BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-UUUEEE
>>66988167
its already Friday in poo peeland
>>66988204
I needed to remind the big strong foreigners
>>66988037
I've been shifts regularly to 3am these past 2 weeks in order to get this weekend free, still debating whether or not I may go to the Portuguese food festival with her on Sunday, but no we don't get it off.
We have next week Wednesday off, as well as the following Monday, but I will probably be in work for deployment purposes
>>66986926
mfw I ruined Claire Keohane #7 on a wild night out in Honk Kong
Literally 1 (one) day until I live the fat smelly prop dream.
In the bogs at Auckland airport waiting for my flight to Melbourne.
>>66991717
Is there a subscription fee for your blog?
>>66987188
S E E T H I N G
>>66987462
>>66987473
>>66987485
>>66987493
>>66987498
>>66987505
>>66987516
>>66987533
>>66987541
samefag. kys.
/rug/ has now become a playground for samefagging /cric/ rejects like stastchink and krazyfuck.
/rug/ has now become a shitposting forum for off-topic irrelevant namefag fucks like shitspouter and devocunt.
Fuck this shit lads. I'm sick of getting a bad rep because these underage retards bear the same flag as me.
Drive them out.
Destroy all namefags.
Destroy all /cric/ posters.
>>66993237
thanks for the single (you) lad but you could have given me a couple more surely
>>66993237
this is what happens when you have a tiny 'community'
follow a real sport and people cant shitpost
>>66993515
But soccer is boring.
And filthy wogs and hues swarm all over it.
Gives me the shivers just thinking about it.
>>66993561
Soccer can be fun to play with friends but I hate watching it.
Wait a fucking minute.. this happened before the Milan game earlier
http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/21/ac-milan-players-perform-their-own-haka-before-serie-a-match-with-carpi-5833019/
>AC Milan players inexplicably performed their own haka before their match with Carpi in Serie A on Thursday evening.
>Supporters looked on in bemusement ahead of kick-off as the entire starting XI took up their place on the San Siro turf before giving their version of the ritual.
Going to bed lads, wake me up when the New Zealanders are gone please.
Goodnight
>>66994827
Please don't become influenced by the natives. You are better than this
>>66995038
RIP
Never waking up
>>66994827
>It’s been suggested the bizarre performance may have had something to do with the club’s sponsorship deal with skin and body-care brand Nivea.
what? why?
>>66995038
Fuck you dickhead.
The day you input anything worthwhile, you can moan about the NZers.
I will never haka again.
>>66995335
All the nivea advertising and the #native on the advert banner things
Add in it was a cringe haka and looks like there was a lot of face rubbing and skin rubbing and yea it probably was a marketing stunt thing
>>66995415
>get named team of the year
>everyone starts copying us
>>66987732
>hooper anywhere in the top 100
even ranger is a better flanker than him and he plays center
>We used to have competitions of who could shag the most girls on tour. I think my record, on an eleven-week tour to Australia in 2005, was more than 40.
>I was 24 and I didn’t play a Test on that tour. The coach, Bennett King, didn’t fancy me one bit. He must have been the only one who didn’t! “I’d go out, pick up a couple of girls and take them back to our hotel. A plush hotel with a professional sportsman: the girls loved it.
>Sometimes I’d take back four girls on one night! If that happened, I’d have to call one of the other lads for back-up to help me out.
>I’ve had plenty of threesomes, or menages a trois, as I like to call them. One night I had three girls at once. That’s the most I’ve ever done stuff with.
>I wasn’t getting any play on the field in Australia — but I was at night.
>The greatest night of my life was in 2004. I had my first menage a trois in the Crowne Plaza hotel in Birmingham. Wow.
fuck me when did these threads become so fucking awful
you /cric/ cunts are ruining /rug/
>>66996373
Reminder that /cric/ RUNS /rug/
>>66995415
>the haka is literally them doing a skin care routine
It's over. The haka will never recover.
First the tall blacks haka, then the hakarena, then the family feud haka, now this.
>tfw kiwis will unironically be SEETHING over this
>>66996553
>something as sacred as the haka shouldn't be mocked
Are all kiwis SJWs lads?
>>66996553
I assume this is from the page of the wifebeater?
No idea why anyone follows him 2bh
>>66996778
I don't know what the page of the wifebeater is.
It was from the rugby banter page on a video that had chopped up the haka and added random shit in like weepu cutting his own head off and shit.
I can't find it any more, I think the rugby banter page got SJW'd in to oblivion by butthurt kiwis.
>>66996553
The ka mate haka is pretty pathetic 2bh way over used
High school hakas are great and kapa o pango is great too
>>66997165
I think the wife beater is vietchy on sport or whatever the fuck his name is
>>66997622
You're not allowed to just make up words.
>>66997913
What word is made up?
"Vietchy on sport" is the name of his page
>>66996580
Said no Kiwi ever.
You're mistaking regular people with sensationalist journalists.
>>66996373
And your input is better in what way?
Single handedly increased the mean IQ of poopeelia sisters
>>66998418
>this post
I doubt it
>>66998515
On spark roaming so i guess i still get an nz flag
>>66998597
You bing in Australia is not the part I doubt
>>66998265
>said no kiwi ever
>replying to a picture of a kiwi saying that exact thing
>>66998418
>>66998597
>immediately needs to cover up the holes in his narrative
I'm staying on flinders lane if any of you cucks want to get KO'd
>>66998597
Lol no I was shitposting ruthlessly with my australian flag through roaming when I was there, I call bullshit.
t. Daniel
>>66997165
The Tony Vietch sport page, it's similar to what I hear about Fox Sports but far worse. If you think the NZ shitposters here are bad, actual legitimate NZ rugby bogans (who unironically think australians care about rugby) are 1000000 times worse.
To add to that, the guy who runs the page is a major league fuckwit who was discovered to have been paying his wife upwards of 100k not to talk about him repeatedly beating her. This got found out and literally all the NZ rugby bogans were like "whoa, he's one of us" and don't even give him any shit for it.
>>66998750
Trannyiel is gone lad let him go
>>66998750
We I went to USA I was posting with their flag on roaming
Cool story though
>he's posting from his phone
>he hasn't taken a photo to prove his whereabouts
the narrative continues to unravel.
>>66999114
Just got out of the airport. Drove over some big bridge to williamstown and footscray
>>66999140
>inventing suburb names
Just got out of the airport, drove past some paddocks to whakawangarei and whakatani.
>>66999000
nice digits lad
>>66999447
Cheers mate
Poopeelia ltd
GOATistic Elitespouter ##beaver
Reminder that Brumbies are going to fucking smash the Poosanders into the dirt, screen cap this.
>>67000226
Shitspooter on pooicide watch
>>67000306
Reminder that the CruBASEDers are going to win the series this year and will make easy work of the Bumboys this weekend.
Reminder that the queefs will choke to pooricanes. Reminder that the bumboys will lose to the basedsaders.
Reminder that, despite not being the best team, the Crusaders WILL be first on the tables at the end of this round, and it will throw every single poorth island loser into extreme bouts of PTSD, causing them to post incessantly about how "the crusaders are bad now" despite the points table saying otherwise.
>>66998648
Every single one of those comments would be written by some butt-blasted black cunt. Guaranteed.
>>67000421
>tfw I think this too
Hurricanes v Crusaders final with Crusaders winning
>>66999276
>whakatani
Pretty fucking close actually lel.
Whakatane.
>>66998736
I can bash you at the airport when you come back if you like.
>tfw drinking the left over oil in the sardines can
fucking nectar of the gods lad
>>67000836
Please get a job and/or girlfriend.
Burger fuel or velvet burger for late lunch/early dinner?
>>67000505
>Ataahua Ellamae-Rose
>Cleo Tamaariki
>Fay Nanai
>Joel Aperahama
>implying they're not white as the driven snow
>>67000990
They are all at least 1/16th aka free scholarship percent Maori
>>67000990
ahem
>>67001024
Is it law that if you are 1/16th maori you need to have 1/16th of your body covered in maori tattoos?
Most obnoxious kiwis on /rug/:
1. Chiefs fans
2. Crusaders fans
3. Blues fans
4. Highlanders fans
5. Hurricanes fans
>>66996553
I like a bit of pre-footy haka as much as the next God-fearing white NZer, but I'd gladly have the ABs And Kiwis drop it if it stopped all the other shitty NZ teams, Olympic athletes, drunk NZers, Americans and now soccer poofs doing it. Its fucking embarrassing.
>>67001661
>tfw least obnoxious
>>67001696
Will NZ be permitted to do the Haka at the Rio Olympics?
>>67001661
Most obnoxious kiwis on /rug/:
1. Crusaders fans who live in Australia
2. Chiefs fans
3. Crusaders fans
4. Blues fans
5. Highlanders fans
6. Hurricanes fans
>>67002096
7s team only does it after they've won a tournament so no they won't be doing it
>>67002096
No fucking way.
But our previous Chef deMission (if that's correct) was criticized heavily for his cringey spontaneous haka sessions at Beijing and London. Total fucking loser.
>>67002140
What about the tall blacks doe?
https://youtu.be/JO6S46TusZ4?t=98
lmao
>>67002189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_b2ObsLTGo
Sweet jesus I'm going to hell.
>>67002183
they haven't qualified since 2004
>>67002189
>>67002219
Ka Mate has been dead for a long time friends
>>67002246
What about the Black Sticks doe?
>>67002109
Fixed:
1. Namefags
2. /cric/
3. Crusaders fan
4. Hurricanes fan
5. Other rabble
6. Long-suffering, humble Blues lads
>>67002109
>Hurricanes fans
>fans
I'm pretty sure mid week I'm the only one
>>67002183
Shouldn't be allowed.>>67002288
>>67002219
thanks for making me feel sad
>>67002276
>jafas supporting the blues the least obnoxious
kys
>>67002307
Case in point.
>>67002422
Case in point.
>>67002345
To be fair namefags and /cric/ contain a lot of the blues supporters
>>67002442
As a fair-minded Blues lad, I respect your point of view, but those fucks aren't /rug/. Purely here for shitposting and attention whoring.
>>67002511
I do agree with that
Report /cric/ shitposters.
Ignore purile faggotry.
Decimate all namefags.
Make /rug/ great again.
>>67002427
Pretty fkn random.
>>67002759
Was trying to guess my post number but it turned out alright
I don't think I'll even be able to find a place to watch the chiefsvcanes match tomorrow.
Going to the afl tonight though
>>67002794
>going to afl instead of reblels
why
>>67002872
>responding to namefags
Same question.
>>67002935
procrastinating
>>67002950
The noose won't tie itself m8. Get cracking.
Which teams have the most fans on here? Seems like it's probably crusaders and Chiefs followed by reds maybe?
>>67003106
queefs and blues probably
>>67000567
In all honesty I'm a cumsaders fan and I'm so surprised at our record this season with a bunch of literally whos. One loss, and it was a tight one to the objective best team in the comp (right now)
I'm feeling a chiefs choke 2bh, they'll get into the finals based on this early season head start but will choke. Don't really feel the Hurricanes in the final though, I think they'll be the ones to get conference cucked this year.
>its a people underestimate the highlanders episode
>>67002276
>LE FUG LE GRIG XDXDXDXDDXXD
Reminder that the ONLY reason this poomunity even has mid-week threads is because based, elite and prosperous /cric/ is on off-season.
>>67003218
Case in point.
>>67003251
/cric/ fucking RUNS /rug/
>>67003215
Smith is back this weekend right?
I think they will do well but they will play the Crusaders in the semi and lose because memes
>>67003182
I'm just a Hurricanes fans that dreams of one day winning a super rugby title
>tfw only NZ region not to win
>>67003215
>losing to the speds
>>67003360
highlanders vs crusaders would probably be the most interesting game
both are great set piece players
crusaders have pack dominance while highlanders have back dominance
>>67003441
That would be a really good final.
What I want is a Hurricanes v Highlanders semi #2 after Crusaders win semi #1
But I don't think that will happen
>>67003106
Cheetahs if you count all the NH fans.
>>67003360
>lose because memes
The Highlanders are memes. They are basically just the 2010/2011 Reds v2.0.
No name but highly mobile forward pack? Check.
Backline full of young guns on the cusp of national selection? Check.
One winger who can't kick or catch but who is dangerous nonetheless? Check.
Want anything from p save lads?
>>67004475
box of double brown thanks mate
>>67004475
wheres the speights lad
>>67004475
NZ lager $15 a box
>>67004475
Adult nappies please.
>>67004704
No one drinks that pisswater outside of Otago.
>>67004475
pack of condoms for when i fuck ur mum 2nite lol
>>67004475
>buying 6 packs
Not enough room in your parents fridge for a carton eh lad?
RIP Gazza
>>67005296
>6 packs
>Pic of 12 packs
Close though m8
>>67005296
Not him, but they are dozen boxes tbf.
>>67005674
>>67005964
>halflings buy beer by the half carton
pottery.
>>67006028
>drinking excessive amounts of alcohol add worth to you as a person
You fucking 14 or something mate.
>tfw want to watch my team, but have to work
Is there any conceivable way that the Sharks will not get btfo'd?
anyone /chch/ here?
planning my trip to attend a crusaders game
>>67006028
>implying it took a photo of what I brought
I had a box in the fridge at home. I just got some green onion chips, flatmate got a box of stella
>>67006412
What you want to know?
I'm going down for the Hurricanes v Crusaders game and have spent a while down there in my time
>>67006412
based christchurch heart man is here lads
Kia Ora, my name is Davis Lomu.
I’m a 27 year old American Rugger (Rugby fan for you uneducated). I watch and discuss all things Rugby on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my knowledge and playing superior British Commonwealth games.
I train with my Gilbert every day, this superior ball can cut clean through the air because of the renowned torpedo punt kick and spiral cut-out pass techniques, and is vastly superior to any other ball on earth. I bought my first pair of Rugby "boots" two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Kiwi fluently, both the North and the South Island dialects as well as Maori, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Christchurch history and their earthquake building codes, which I follow 100%.
When I get my New Zealand visa, I am moving to Christchurch to attend the prestigious Christchurch Boys' High School to learn more about their magnificent culture and their illustrious rivalry with Christ's College. I hope I can earn a spot on the school's First XV!
I own several pairs of jandals, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to New Zealand, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my cuzzies and speak Maori as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Aotearoa!
So in all honesty, what is up with this unilateral approach to shitposting by you Kiwi's?
>>67006668
All me tßh
>>67006438
>Stella
I hope you slapped the cunt
>>67006668
Sounds like you're letting yourself get a bit flustered by a couple of 19-year-old /cric/ shitposters 2bh mate.
Know your stuff.
>>67006668
Didn't you say you weren't going to come back till we left?
Might head down to coles.
You lads want anything?
>>67006412
No, get fucked.
>>66986740
Only points he scores now will come from tries or long range penalties.
Cruden is taking over kicking duties.
I want namefags and cricfags to go.
>>67006861
get urself a rope
>>67006913
I second this
>>66986870
He asked the difference, not the similarities.
>>67006668
There's no cricket on
>>67006861
Finally worked out how to use the proxy, congrats
>>67006890
Still.
>>66987044
That's a fucking terrible team. Past legends are just that.
They could not compete in this elite era of rugby.
>>67006983
2015 WC All Blacks would smoke that team, no doubt.
>>67006983
Even if you tak3 those players in their prime there is only 3 or 4 in there that would even be competitive for a spot on a team
>>67006936
Nah my sis got a poopeelian data simcard and im tapping into his wifi
>>67007011
Gregs would walk into 9 in any Australian club and the Wallabies.
>>67007057
He was one of the players I was thinking of when I wrote that
who /onthefuckingdrink/ lads
might have another
>Be Japanese team
>Don't even have your best players from your national side
No wonder they're losing.
>>67007370
Mate on the rinse 3 nights in a row here
>>67007411
your wife must be on suicide watch lad
>>67007370
I don't drink alone. It's fucking depressing.
>>67007421
>wife
The gf is put of town to see her parents. So I don't even have anyone to beat later
>>67007430
going out for the landers game lad
>>67007370
yeah mate
Might have a gf soon lads
>>67007440
go hard then, godspeed
>>67007454
Following Nina on instagram doesn't count as a gf tßh.
>>67007531
She has an instagram? Any saucy pics?
Quick slagpost before kickoff, lads.
hello my NZee friends
I have long thought that your greatest bird was in fact not the kiwi but he majestic and intelligent Kea, but today I have found a bird even greater than that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T1vfsHYiKY
why is that you lads obsess over the kiwi when you have these jolly fat parrots running around????
>>67007579
>>67007589
>>67007583
They're huge cunts
I mean it's impressive that a bird has the capacity to be a huge cunt but they're still fucking annoying jesus
DoC are constantly like "they're rare and endangered" and I'm like these cunts sure fucking aren't rare they eat my damn boots anytime I go vaguely near a mountain
>>67007604
>>67007583
>not the haast eagle the greatest bird to ever soar in the skys
>>67007621
>>67007583
There are like 50 kakapo in existence, I've never seen one
I've seen a Takahe before, but I didn't realise it until like two days later when we were told they were takahe and not just pukeko lmao what's the difference
>>67007639
>another flightless bird that can't defend itself
NZ birds are pretty shit 2bh
>>67007627
>not posting this
>>67007638
>>66987157
>27 championship points for 2 wins
Fucking what?
>>67007627
it's extinct senpai, shit survival instincts
>>67007618
just look at it's smile though
>>67007639
those look pretty shitty desu
on second thought though Kea's are still better, based alpine parrot
Best NZ bird is the based Kea, fuck you debate me.
>>67007589
>>67007604
>>67007621
>>67007638
>>67007656
>After months of fruitless searching, Pootistic Shitpouter has FINALLY uncovered one of the facebook profiles of the /rug/ slags, so he can join in and be 'one of the lads'. Unfortunately for him, it's not Our Glorious Queen Nina.
>Will he ever fit in with the rest of the crowd? Find out next time on /rug/
>>67007667
It died because the Maoris ate all its prey like kfc
>>67007670
Keas are dank because whenever the big strong tourists come here looking for rare birds none of them show up (because they're rare) but the keas do all the work of the other lame birds by rocking up to all the tourist events and parading past everyone who has money to spend
If only we could stop them eating their cameras
>>67007621
>>67007638
So Nina really went bear mode in the space of a couple of years, huh?
>>67007670
>black back gull
BTFO
I really like he bellbird 2bh cute little falla
Reminder that everyone blames the Europeans for killing NZ's birds
Reminder that the Maoris unironically killed of the dankest bird of all time before we even arrived
Reminder that Maoris hide behind the "muh we were here first" to pretend this is their land and we stole it and killed them
Reminder than NZ is designated Moa turf and the Maoris are the real criminals here, fucking stealing their land
Fuck Maoris.
>>67007703
The Maori weren't even the first people in NZ. They ate all the people that arrived before them
>>67007697
>bellbird
Yeah true, the small birds are pretty underrated. Yellowhammers and fantails are great too.
The morepork is severely underrated too.
>prince
literally who?
>>67007715
poor wee hobbits
>Dank As Tier
Kakapo
Bellbird
Tomtit
>Bro Tier
Morepork
Fantail
Albatross
Waxeye
Yellowhammer
>Indifference Tier
Kiwi
Tui
Blue duck
Paradise duck
Takahe
Weka
>Shit tier
Pukeko
Shag
>Fuck off and Die Tier
Woodpigeon
>>67007731
I cri ere tim
>>67007726
morepork's are wicked but I've never seen one.
>>67007750
Is this a list of up and coming waikato players?
>>67007750
What about our mint penguins mate
>>67007760
I've seen them flying in the distance but never close
Hear them all the bloody time though, they cool as fuck
>>67007760
>little cunts keep you up all night
Fucking shit tier 2bh
>>67007750
>no hoiho
>no rifleman
>no kokako
Shameful 2bh.
>>67007770
Yeah, I'm surrounded by them.
It's funny that I've seen kiwi, takahe, and whio but never a good old morepork
>>67007726
>>67007760
>bird called morepork
owls are pretty based though
fucking stupid though, I always see them dead below telephone poles
>>67007750
>no Kea
>no manlet penguins
>>67007773
>rifleman
Fuck this is the one I forgot, I was googling "small nz rare birds" to try and remember the name
Saw one in a sanctuary, they're the objective best desu
>>67007793
fat little buggers
>>67007793
that is a top qtp2t
What's the rarest cunt you've seen not in a sanctuary or on a tour, /rug/
Probably little blue penguins for me, on Banks Peninsula. Also apparently Hector's dolphins are super rare but I've seen a fuckload of those.
I also saw a seal once just out of ChCh, not sure if that counts
>>67007792
u wanna hook in the gabber m8 swear on me moreprok mum
>>67007667
>Māori hunted the kakapo for food and for their skins and feathers, which were made into cloaks.[49] They used the dried heads as ear ornaments. Due to its flightlessness, strong scent and habit of freezing when threatened, the kakapo was easy prey for the Māori and their dogs. Its eggs and chicks were also preyed upon by the Polynesian rat or kiore, which the Māori brought to New Zealand.[38] Furthermore, the deliberate clearing of vegetation by Māori reduced the habitable range for kakapo.
Execute all maoris.
>>67007803
I saw a couple yellow penguins when I went for a dive off kaikoura
>>67007803
a white person in jail over here
>it wasn't Oscar
>>67007803
kiwi and whio in fiordland.
A sealion had a go at me in Dunedin, big teeth those fuckers.
>>67007811
Unironically agree with your closing statement
>>67007815
Should probably add that, there was one yellow eye in the blue penguin nesting bay, for some reason. It was pretty neat, but apparently the little ones are rarer. Also really weird that they nest that far north, it's literally 100k further north than any other nesting bay
>>67007803
A saw a Maori working. Didn't have my camera unfortunately.
>>67007821
Looking for a root prob.
>>67007792
>bird called morepork
its to keep the muslims away pham
>>67007803
>tfw no rare birds
bald eagle spottings are pretty cool though, they're somewhat rare where I live
>tfw there used to be thousands of these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyPbvVcat7U
>>67007830
why are all your birds so fat though
>>67007803
kokako
pretty stoked
>>67007837
Because until the Maori arrived the only threat to them was starvation
>>67007837
It's not fact it's compact
>LEE FUGG LEE BOWRIEZ XDXDDD!!!
Stay jealous that you will never have the mana to make something of yourself.
Stay pathetic.
>>67007837
>literally zero predators for thousands of years
You get lazy
Half of these birds are unironically endangered because of stoats. Like they cannot defend themselves at all.
Beers lads.
>>67007874
>BOWRIEZ
I don't know what this is lad
Is it a rare bird?
>>67007837
why are all your people so fat
moment of silence for the last post lads
>>67007895
BTFO
>>67007897
Chur
>fekitoa doesnt have a poppy
>>67007837
>>67007895
Fly the flag at half mast lads, we just witnessed a murder.
>>67007880
stoats are wily little fuckers tbf
>>67007895
blacks and flyover states desu
>>67007901
fucking nigger.
Granddad didn't murder Italians in Africa so some wife-beating fucboi can not wear a poppy.
who /Sharks/ here?
just me, as usual?
Will Smith score a hatrick?
>>67007940
JUST you lad
>>67007942
A will smith is a man who makes wills mate.
>>67007940
Just you and that fat American guy.
>>67007942
Will Smith is an actor mate
>>67007942
Will Smith is concussed lad.
>>67007940
I'm here brother
>2 plays
>3 nill
Hmmmmmm good on ya sharks
>>67007959
you'll both be needing a hug
faddes you shit cunt
faddes is so shit lol.
highlanders really missing buckman and naholo this year
>>67007969
>47 posts early
Fucks sake m8
>>67007969
No thanks
>coconut discipline
every fucking time
fucking hell
Why did that manlet run into Soap's shoulder?
>lifting early
what
>shorks
any streams up?
>>67008027
ill put my stream up in a sec lad
not sure why you want to watch me piss though mate
>>67008027
Watching on TV sorry.
Come over.
Jesus Christ
Chippy le poo REKT
>emery
should be a red
Emery confirmed murderer
lmao
>Flippy le Poo
Red card
>>67008033
Can't lad, am at work, and my 2nd monitor is on the fritz, was hoping to keep it in the background so I could still hear scores and events.
>>67008031
Just want to make sure you're getting enough water in your diet lad
>>67008044
He'd be lucky to get a way with a yellow and citing. Simply reckless by modern standards
RED
E
D
oh my fuck rip
red fuck off never play rugby again
Red. Good reffing.
wew
>>67008065
ah shit lads missed the red. was wanking :/
anyone have a webm?
Chippy what a hard cunt 2bh
In retrospect we were lucky with injuries last year.
Our backline has no depth.
anyone have a replay of the incident, I loaded up the stream just a bit too late
>>67008078
jumped in the air, islander tackled him around legs as he jumped, flipped willie around and he landed on his neck.
>>67008083
Full lawnchair.
This would be a good opportunity for the AB selectors to see how Soap controls the game in a 14 v 15 situation
Also what the hell was Emery thinking. You'd think they'd be more disciplined after the terrible first-half against Reds
>>67008078
friendly reminder if you're wanking to anything other than joi, you should reevaluate your life
>>67007959
if >we lose lad, I may have to go run across a Joburg freeway
>the """"""best goalkicker in the world""""""
>>67008103
wats joi preshus
>>67008078
>>Year 2016
>>Not wanking with right, drinking beer with left, while watching rugby on the couch
Bogan
>>67008116
Based gentleben.
Real new thread
>>67007966
>>67007966
>>67007966
>>67007966
smith saving the fucking day there
>>67008116
wanking into the toilet for less mess
>>67008126
Gentlebender once again trying to force his poosonality
>>67008108
jerk off instruction. It's when the girl talks you off, it's top 3 porn desu
fuck /cric tßh
>>67008138
>>67008138
>>67008138
>>chased back, gathered ball on the run
>>stayed long enough on feet for support to arrive
>>covers for Fekitoa's fuck up by stealing the ball coming out of the ruck
Jesus Christ Ben Smith
>>67008152
/rug/ use this one, shitposters and /cric/ the other. Cheers lads.
I love how non-autistic and normal this /rug/ thread is now all the /cric/fags have gone. It's palpable when they're not here.
Good night /rug/, I think I'm done for the day here. Just saying a final goodbye in this thread. I sure hope you knew which posts were mine, haha.
