Hawthorn vs Adelaide
7:50pm AEDT
MCG
HAWTHORN
B: S.Burgoyne, J.Frawley, T.Duryea
HB: J.Gibson, B.Stratton, G.Birchall
C: L.Shiels, J.Lewis, I.Smith
HF: L.Breust, T.O’Brien, P.Puopolo
F: J.Sicily, J.Gunston, C.Rioli
Foll: B.McEvoy, S.Mitchell, L.Hodge
I/C: B.Hill, J.Ceglar, B.Hartung, W.Langford
EMG: B.Whitecross, D.Howe, K.Brand
ADELAIDE
B: J.Lever, D.Talia, R.Laird
HB:K.Cheney, K.Hartigan, L.Brown
C: D.Mackay, S.Thompson, B.Smith
HF: C.Cameron, T.Lynch, E.Betts
F: J.Jenkins, T.Walker, J.Lyons
Foll: S.Jacobs, R.Sloane, M.Crouch
I/C: P.Seedsman, R.Atkins, R.Douglas, M.McGovern
EMG: R.Knight, N.Van Berlo, C.Ellis-Yolmen
ANZAC spirit more like ballsack spirit
>Celebrate being BTFO by a dying empire
Australia our retarded cousin, everyone!
elite thread
tyb op
>>67007142
WalkGod on Walking watch.
>>67002619
>>67002619
/arl/ is up.
Remember to support /arl/ so /nrl/ can die.
who /crows/ here?
Can one of you please explain to a casual why Hawthorn are huge favourites against Adelaide?
Hawthorn struggled against a bottom feeder side, while Adelaide beat the top of the table Swans.
I literally put big money on Adelaide +20.5 because it seems so obvious that at the very least, this will be a close one.
>>67007225
More like WalKing
>>67007266
you got me lmao xD
>It's an everyone has been a closet Prince fan their entire lives on social media episode
Every time
>>67007360
That synical attitude getting you alot of poontang lately breh?
>>67007253
history mostly, interstate sides loose to hawks at the mcg. Crows also lost the previous 5 games to the swans before finally breaking it last week. Tipping crows for this one.
>>67007388
Actually, not pretending to be someone I'm not and not hopping on flavour of the month trends has worked for a while, thanks for asking.
ADELAIDE
B: L.Who, L.Who, L.Who
HB:L.Who, L.Who, L.Who
C: L.Who, L.Who, L.Who
HF: L.Who, L.Who, E.Betts
F: L.Who, T.Walker, L.Who
Foll: L.Who, L.Who, L.Who
>>67007388
>synical
What went so incredibly right?
>>67007388
>synical
>>67007458
based Anon doing God's work
Im cumming for you poortmemealaide
>>67007492
good luck, our tarps are made from superior chink materials weaved over one mirrion times
>>67007177
We're not related Vasquale
>>67007240
here lad
>>67007360
been alright for me, even MWNGF is being uncharacteristically understated about it, the Lemmy jerk-off experience was far worse.
>>67007360
>>67007581
And no love for based Chyna
crows on home babby watch tonight
>>67007613
anything about this? Did she neck herself? Wasn't the happiest person going around.
>tfw MWNN has made his profile private
>>67007388
>synical
School Holidays please go.
>>67007629
A friend found her unresponsive and not breathing. Recorded a rambling video message just days before so possibly drug related.
>>67007581
>even MWNGF is being uncharacteristically understated about it
That's because he wasn't awake early enough to make the vale thread.
He's probably spewing that Prince didn't hold out for another 4 or 5 hours.
>>67007640
I can still see it fine.
Also, kek @ Straffo Says
>>67007673
I'm talking about his bigfooty profile, not his twitter
>>67007686
That's okay, all you need is his posting history anyway.
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/search/92123823/
>>67007640
The Straff is a perfect example of a "man" who has been overmothered and underfathered
>Adelaide United finish minor premiers with the semi-final tonight
>zero mention of it all day
>tfw we could win the entire Ayy-League and it MIGHT make page 3 of the sports section
/iggs/
>>67007736
furry shitter fuckers
>>67007240
reporting in, nervous desu
>>67007424
>He doesn't know of Rory "Batman" Sloane
baka desu senpai
>>67007424
>Scott Thompson a L. Who
Out with you.
LGTSS
>north
>>67008010
>unironically having less attendance than GWS, Gold Coast, and Brisbane
>norf
who drunk here? been drinkin since 2pm and drunk as shit.
>>67008023
>tfw north will fold/merge/relocate in your lifetime
>>67008046
My bets are they'll move to Tas
execute all James Brayshaw
>>67008035
been drinking since 2.30 mate (WA fag though) looking forward to the game tonight.
>>67008035
treat your alcoholism
>>67008085
Reported to ASIO
You'll be receiving a commendation in the mail
>>67007240
/crows/ here. Should be a good game no matter who wins.
>>67008127
>Should be a good game no matter who wins.
more like /reddit/ here
>>67008127
>Loser talk already
kek
bit late lads but
who /dabloos/ here?
>>67007835
nervous about what? literally nothing to lose
why is geelong paying 1.80?
>Cucktoria
KEK
>>67008010
Richmond and Collingwood = tradies, drug addicts and degenerates, not surprising
>>67007707
U wot? Triple M has been talking about it non-stop this arvo.
>>67008163
How's Zampa's reno going m8?
>>67008154
I know, but if >we win, then there'll be more pressure and expectations on >us, especially after beating the swans last week.
>tfw centrelink suspended
at least I have some saved up so I don't have to deal with it immediately
Just give me money. stop trying to put me in useless and pointless programs
>>67007253
Its at the MCG, I'd go big on the line if it was in Adelaide. Still the value play, in my opinion to be honest.
who /top4/ here?
worst cuckstralians need not apply
>>67008179
you begrudging fat snooty bitches having a job mate?
>>67008179
Appeal and they have to reinstate payments until the appeal is completed.
>>67008192
kek
>worst Australia
>>67008198
Yes. At least I'm a nice person. There's a woman at the job centre who literally abuses me.
>>67008202
probably not a good idea considering how many appointments I missed until they stopped my pay
>>67008213
You can drag the appeal out for a good 6 months and it gives you time to do something.
Options get cucked now, appeal get cucked 6 months later.
PERCENTAGE OF EACH STATES TEAMS IN TOP 8
West Australia - 50%
New South Wales - 50%
Queensland - 50%
South Australia - 50%
Cucktoria - 40%
Cucktoria is LITERALLY the least successful state in the AFL.
Why don't Richmond just stop being shit?
>>67008202
there's like a 4 month backlog or some shit for claims. Basically what Abbott wanted to do has just been done by gutting it and general incompetence.
>>67008213
Have you been to uni?, just get on Austudy and do 3 units a semester for the next 5 years. It's a piece of piss if you're part time
>>67008229
Victoria is a mess. A big fat mess.
>>67008232
>Mental scars + weight of expectation
>Reactive rather than proactive coaching
>Trash depth
>>67008179
Are you man enough?
>>67008265
>Doing all that work to avoid work
Kek
>>67008264
>tapatalk
Fuck, completely forgot about Bigfooty. Any good stuff I've missed with the Richmond losses?
>>67008304
>work
>revealing your natural sperg power level for a lifetime of free money
Living the dream 2bh fampai
gonna be another messy weekend lads, gonna get my fuckin drink on again all weekend.
>>67008308
Are you a Richmond fan or familiar with their board?
The people there are just as retarded as usual. They will get seriously delusional after a few wins or losses either way.
The most entertaining board after a loss is definitely Port.
>>67008265
I've already been on a 6 month temporary benefits for social anxiety and depression and it wasn't hard at all to get because I legitimately have these conditions
>>67008343
serious? I've been diagnosed and medicated for social anx and depression for 18 months going on 2 years, how do i extract shekels from the government jew?
>>67008229
How do we save Cucktorian football?
>>67008407
After reading this thread, is it really worth it?
>>67008421
Not really, we need to build a wall around cucktoria to save the rest of australia
>>67007424
>all these cunts who didn't trade L. Who in
enjoy your loss
>>67008431
>we need to build a wall around cucktoria to save the rest of australia
Aussie Trump when?
who you got for tonight senpai?
>he doesn't spend his spare time arguing US politics on bigfooty
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/2016-us-presidential-election-who-will-run-and-win.1022255/
>169 pages
>>67008580
Adelaide by 16
>>67008580
hawks only because it's at the g
would tip adelaide anywhere else
>>67008580
Hawthorn and anyone who thinks otherwise is a retard
>>67008582
Just enjoying the ride
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCjC9BjPgoc
Calling it now, complete umpball tonight. It's bad enough at home games, let alone in Victoria.
>>67008580
>Crows lose - Rowey tears and 5AA caller rage
>Hawks lose - Cuckroach bandwagon faggot tears
I win either way, m8.
>>67008010
>win all their games and still no one comes
>>67008642
don't worry, if hawks can't get over the line the umps will do it for them, just ask the saints in tassie
>>67008668
Fuck me sideways mate
>>67008668
can't believe that umpire who called the not 15s didn't get dropped
>>67008668
>>67008679
>>67008688
>aints fans still salty that there team choked
>adelaide united good chance to win
>adelaide crows good chance to win
It's a good night to be Radelaide.
What you guys think of golden point if it's a drawn GF?
Personally don't like it. Should be 2 periods of 5 or 10 minutes and the winner decided after that. No golden goal, point
>>67008715
>there
c'mon mate if you're gonna stick up for the ump maggots do better please
>>67008688
Probably got a promotion.
>>67008729
Should go to penalty shootouts if there's still a draw after extra time.
>>67008729
There was literally nothing wrong with a replay
>>67008729
exactly
it's not like there's any reason it needs to be finished ASAP
>>67008729
I'm fine with golden goal, but not a point jfc. At least make it a bit challenging
>>67008715
Crows fan senpai. Might've won last week but I was not happy with the umpiring, neither was the crowd. There was less hatred for Tippett and the emo.
>>67008729
I feel like golden point would just make cunts blast away hoping for something. Imagine if a grand final was decided by a dribbler for a point. Should be golden goal and points aren't counted yet they have to kick out like a normal point IMO
>>67008729
Yeah fuck golden point. Two 5 minutes halves. Maybe golden goal if its drawn after that but not a point.
>>67008760
>gf decided on a rushed behind
>>67008772
Exactly.
We've only ever had 3 drawn Grand Finals; 1948, 1977 and 2010. 2010 tipped it over the line because it's become such a big thing worth so much money you couldn't conceivably ask people to "do it all again next week" like back in the day when no-one really gave a fuck or had anything else to do. We're all talking about it but it won't happen for years. I would like Golden Goal if the scores are still level after the 2 x 5 minutes halves though.
>>67008772
Zac Dawson would do that.
Prepare to rev up that 5aa lads
>>67008790
even the way they're set up the golden point is retarded
it should be a fresh start from a centre bounce with players aware it's golden point (or goal if that gets changed) -- at the moment it's just going to switch to golden point with no notification to the players and the ball could be anywhere on the ground, which is full on retarded
also the logistics of hosting a replay are actually not that bad, it's just that interstate teams will bitch about the extra travel
>>67008803
>End of regular time
>Teams still equal
>Just keep going until someone is in front
How is this not the normal way to do it? I dont understand redditors, are you implying that games (and premierships) arent already decided by behinds?
>>67008798
Gotta hear the pre-game optimism to truly appreciate the post game meltdown.
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>>67008803
Yeah I see what you're saying about the notification to players that should definitely be changed. However, you and >>67008803
just imagine if they were told and they just picked a bloke up in the goal square and pushed him across the line for a "rushed" behind like rugby to win a grand final, it's retarded.
>the logistics of hosting a replay are actually not that bad
true but if it's an interstate team (I'm not aware of what happens to people who've bought a ticket in the event of a draw) what about hotel rooms? money lost on flights etc.
>>67008824
>How is this not the normal way to do it?
name one other sport that does this
just play proper extra time 5 mins each way until there's a winner
what if it's blowing a gale or some shit? deciding a grand final on being lucky enough to have the breeze in the golden point period would be terrible
>Guy kicks a behind 2 seconds before the end of extra time
>"OH MY GOD WHAT A GAME THAT WAS INCREDIBLE. BEST FINISH TO A GF OF ALL TIME WHAT A HERO"
>Guy kicks a behind 2 seconds after end of extra time
>"What a fucking joke, shouldn't be decided by a point"
Do you get it now?
>>67008847
>What if its blowing a gale
Again, are you implying that games arent already decided by which way the wind blows?
>>67008850
>What are rushed behinds
>>67008858
it evens up because teams kick both ways, which would not happen under this system
are you retarded?
>>67008847
>What if its blowing a gale
Win the toss and kick the way that will have the breeze at the end of extra time????
>>67008869
So the wind blows the same direction at the same intensity for the entire duration of the game?
Wind speeds change dude
Wind directions change too
>>67008869
he means if it's blowing a gale for golden point idiot.
Bumper crowd tonight lads
>wahh what if the wind is strong :(
Wind is never an issue at the MCG you casuals, it swirls around
>>67008843
you have to buy another ticket or if your club membership gets you one then you get reissued another ticket
I went to the replay in 2010 and the logistics were fine, in fact more actual fans went because there wasn't all the corporate bullshit
Should just play extra 5 min blocks until there's a result
Golden point in a sport where you literally get points for missing is fucking stupid
>>67008878
>So the wind blows the same direction at the same intensity for the entire duration of the game?
>p-please don't hurt me mr. big bad wind
I tried giving this "sport" a chance but the fanbase is just too poofter-centric
Anyone got tickets to the Cog reunion tour lads?
>>67008897
what?
>>67008897
fuck off ivan
to bad if the UPF go there
What about at the end of extra time if they're still level whoever finished higher on the ladder wins??
Didn't even write anything and they banned me, afldude has power tripping mods desu
>>67008924
The mods are literally the saddest, needyest cunts I've ever come across. And all the other autists in chat trying to please them are just as bad.
>>67008878
it's about making the thing as fair as possible
why should winning the toss be such an advantage when it could easily be avoided?
>>67008895
this
>>67008923
Fantastic idea! Send it to Gil lad
ITT: We post images that trigger AFLcucks
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
http://abc.net.au/news/2016-04-22/gold-coast-suns-port-adelaide-china-afl/7348636?section=sport
More like Gold Coast Cucks lmao
>>67008944
The only people who don't enjoy wind in footy are faggots and poofs. Wind is part of the game and enhances aspects of the game. Anyone else saying otherwise shouldn't be listened to.
What is this fucking Star Wars promo shit. Fuck me you jewish shits
>>67008954
Thank fuck it's not Melbourne. Also 600k isn't that much, the Dees get 500k per game in the NT.
>>67008960
t. faggot boomer
Teams need to stop Hawks kicking 5 goals in the first 5 minutes.
>>67008954
Port Memelaide strikes with another gimmick
>Port cant get enough of pandering to 24 million people
>Have to move to another nation to pander to enough people
>Want to play there but are faggot enough to force another team to give up their home game
>Come out with the announcement before anyone has agreed
>No one else is fucking retarded enough to play in fucking China
>Finally the AFL force one of their expansion teams to agree
>Its the gold coast suns, whos colour scheme is literally as appealing as possible to china
>MFW Port are so shit the lose to the Suns, and all of China end up supporting Gold Coast instead
Could you imagine being scared of "wind"?
It's over, Cuckthorn are finished
was ordering my sundae at maccas when i got called a fat cunt
currently sitting here sobbing feel like pure shit atm xx
>>67009012
always go drive thru lad
>>67009012
>getting a sundae on a friday
Mate what are you doing?
Out of Betts and Rioli, who's the more memey player?
>>67009012
suck shit waba you fat cunt
>>67009012
The person at the register did?
HAWKS MEME MODE ENGAGE
>>67009031
Cyril is absolute meme
>>67009012
I really like to have sauce on the bottom and the top but you would think you are explaining quantum physics when you try to ask for it, and you risk being called a fat cunt
http://www.strawpoll.me/10015217
Vote, fags
>>67009077
They do it if you get a large sundae. But then you're a fat cunt
>>67009077
I used to work at maccas and topping on both ends was standard practice
>>67009084
>wogball
>>67009100
>not watching objectively the most watched sport in Australia
>>67009096
yeah it bloody should be, you end up with a bottomless pit of plain ice cream otherwise
>>67009104
But I do watch WBBL m8
What's your drink tonight /afl/?
Vale Lager, surprised by how nice it is.
Lads, gonna go fuck an escort hopefully ill feel bwtter. Ill try n get you some pics
>>67009122
Just having some condensed milk to go with this avocado, m8
>>67009122
vanilla coke
>>67009122
Trying a new vodka, gonna crack it open quarter time.
How do Adelaide get so many easy ones out the back like that?
poorthorn b t f o
>>67009122
Dewar's 12 and Pepsi Max, bout to head to Dan Murphy's while my pizza cooks.
>>67009170
Dont worry the umpball will start revving up.
>>67008469
That was pretty much Clive "Giving Slopes The Rope" Palmer, wasn't it?
>>67009183
Clive would build a fuck off wall and have dinosaurs patrol it.
>>67009122
Gone sober now that I'm on antidepressants, might make a milo
>>67009172
IS THAT FUCKING SAUCE ON BANANAS?
>>67009201
>now that I'm on antidepressants
You can drink a shit ton more, trust me
>>67009203
How new are you?
>>67009183
We need to splice Palmer with Katter for the ultimate meme machine.
>>67009172
I actually feel a little bit ill each time I see this.
There's something sickly about that combination of tomato sauce, bananas and milk.
L I D
I
D
O F F
F
F
The Hawks meme is finally over
footy is so much better to watch this year
>>67009212
very
>Hawks meme dying
So it's becoming pretty clear that Phil Walsh was a terrible coach
IT'S HAPPENING
>Crows are the Hawks of yesteryear
>Bullying the Hawks
>mfw
Suck shit hawkroaches
>HE'S TAKEN A FUCKING SCREAMER
Very lewd Rowie
>The city of Boroondara.
>>67009212
>you can drink a shit-ton more
Go on. I'm on SNRIs, only 50mg but working alright
>7.1
Cuckthorn are rattled.
When will the umpball start up lads?
Thank you based Crows.
LEGACY OVER
HAWKS ARE DEAD
LEGACY DIED WITH PRINCE
GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCE
>>67009289
Already has a bit, cuckthorn still getting rekt though.
>>67009262
I was up to 150mg Pristiq which I believe is an SNRI, could do a bottle of scotch a day easy and only feel buzzed, still drove and shit. Back to 100mg now, 50mg was negligible for me. If you want to drink it'll do nothing, alcohol is a depressant though so if you pound booze your GP will just up your dosage which hits your wallet.
bad kicking is bad football
>>67009289
right
on
cue
>cuckthorn missing goals from umpball frees
KEK
>>67009308
thanks BT
In what year will we see the first openly gay AFL player?
>>67009301
Cost $14 a month instead of $7?
What was the damage on the bottle of scotch?
usa tbH
KEK umpball and 50 metres, fucking pathetic.
>>67009301
Interesting. On 50mg pristiq now, prob just feeling a bit better as a placebo because I finally got some meds, will prob go up to 100mg if I have a shit day anytime soon
>>67009289
Right now
>Hawthorn chip kicks that go 14.5 m are given the benefit of the doubt
>have to get soft 50s to remain in the game
I'm genuinely surprised at how commonplace anti-depressants are
>>67009350
this isn't facebook faggot
>>67009163
What is it?
>>67009201
Fuck off buddy.
usa usa usa tBh
>>67009364
Up your dosage m8
QUARTER TIME |
Hawthorn 4.3.27 vs Adelaide 7.1.43
HAWTHORN:
28 Paul Puopolo 37
10 Bradley Hill 30
33 Cyril Rioli 28
26 Liam Shiels 25
15 Luke Hodge 22
5 Sam Mitchell 21
23 Tim O'Brien 21
16 Isaac Smith 20
7 Ben McEvoy 18
18 Jonathon Ceglar 18
24 Ben Stratton 16
14 Grant Birchall 14
6 Josh Gibson 14
12 James Frawley 13
22 Luke Breust 13
9 Shaun Burgoyne 13
19 Jack Gunston 11
3 Jordan Lewis 11
21 James Sicily 10
8 Taylor Duryea 8
29 Will Langford 8
4 Billy Hartung 5
ADELAIDE:
9 Rory Sloane 44
18 Eddie Betts 36
41 Mitch McGovern 28
5 Scott Thompson 27
31 Jarryd Lyons 23
44 Matt Crouch 23
26 Richard Douglas 23
33 Brodie Smith 22
16 Luke Brown 22
24 Sam Jacobs 22
29 Rory Laird 20
13 Taylor Walker 19
12 Daniel Talia 18
11 Paul Seedsman 18
23 Charlie Cameron 12
6 Jake Lever 12
25 Kyle Cheney 12
4 Josh Jenkins 8
14 David Mackay 6
15 Kyle Hartigan 6
21 Rory Atkins 6
27 Tom Lynch 2
>>67009377
PLEASE
CARN THOMMO
Where's kraut bro?
>>67009350
Anything to keep Goldstein & Goldstein Pharmaceuticals turning a profit
Same with vaccines
Our health is secondary to their business
>>67009346
>14.5 m
they'd be lucky to go 10 half the time with those little 45 degree kicks they do - never get called on it
Antidepressants do fucking nothing, just placebo trash. My DXM self-medication is miles better than the useless ssris i got prescribed.
>>67009325
1 sheet of pills for me is 14 days so 28 days to 1 packet. My GP said I would get more if I still said I was on 150mg after I dropped to 100mg so regardless of dosage it costs $37.50 or something.
>>67009332
Yeah 50mg is a good placebo I felt the same wa, 100mg actually helps you, at least for me, I still get low at night but I dunno if the slow release is affected by weight.
>>67009322
Never hopefully.
>captcha: bear creek
>>67009387
usa usa usa usa Tbh
ssris are parasites, anyone that takes them is a zombie
>>67009350
I just started taking L tyrosine and 5 htp and I feel great
they actually build serotonin and dopamine, not trick your brain into thinking you have it
>>67009391
CARN THOMMO
poured myself a strong lads.
50/50 jack and coke
who fucked up in the last 30secondshere?
>>67009332
Hope Pristiq wasn't the first thing they gave you, worst fucking time getting off that shit.
>3 of the top 6 goalscorers in the afl are ex-Carlton
at least we have casboult
looks like the rapist is injured top kek
>>67009416
>any mixer
>strong drink
Pick fucking one.
>>67009369
'Russian Standard', I drink with ice, soda water and lemon cordial. So I always just grab Smirnoff or whatevers on special because I figure mixed you wont taste much difference. But this stuff is quite nice, has a different taste. Might be because the soda water was a bit flat so I will have to continue my experiment.
lmfao this cyril cunt taking the piss
How does he keep doing it
>>67009442
You should try pinnacle vodka next time mate, don't worry that it's french it's a steal for $36 a bottle.
Might have to drop NAB if they keep making these hoity toity ads desu
>>67009140
pic of escort
Adelaide know they have to keep it up for 4 quarters r-right?
>>67009459
Just be thankful you dont have your money with ANZ
>>67009457
I was gonna try Grey Goose but it was pretty pricey, I think its french too.
TEX
WHAT THE FUCK
>>67009476
Grey Goose is a rich kids meme to be honest. Pinnacle is really nice as is Skyy. If you can get skyy on special you won't be disappointed. 42 Below isn't bad either.
>Gibson not pinged for obvious htb
execute all umproaches
>>67009476
>>67009494
I worked in a BShop and can tell you Finlandia is pretty much accepted as the best vodka by regular drinkers
>>67009476
I haven't tried the talked about Skull one, "Crystal Head", but Dan Aykroyd is an owner and I saw an interview with him about the making of it and it seems good for the price. Try it after what's been said though I think it's pricey.
>>67009476
belvedere is better if you're going to splash out
but really if you're mixing it there's no difference
Sam Mitchell get rekt
I think the Bombers are going to top it off this year
fug DDD:
>>67009514
Literal meme vodka. Joints will buy it and put it on a shelf because it looks good and will never sell it.
The fucking roaches better not win this
Should have been holding the ball against Gibson in Crows forward fifty. The umpball is obscene.
>>67009512
oh true? I'm just a weekend alcoholic. What's so good about Finlandia? From the bottles/marketing it kind of looks mid/lower tier as a layman.
>>67009514
BShop guy here
Worked there for 2 years and sold exactly 1 bottle of it. Its utter dogshit
>>>/pol/>>71716519
>>67009545
nice one retard
>>67009542
Yeah people buy it because of the meme bottle shape
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
YOU HEAR THAT
YOU HEAR THAT COWS SUPPORTERS
YEAH
YEAH
YOU HEAR THAT
THAT
THAT'S THE SOUND OF YOU GETTING HAMMERED BY THE HAWKS
SUCK IT
SUCK IT UP AND REALISE YOU'RE SHIT AND WILL ALWAYS BE SHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE FROM SOUTH AUSTRALIA
HAHAHA
STAY DOWN
STAY THE FUCK DOWN
DROP YOUR HEADS AS LOW AS YOU FUCKING CAN YOU SA SCUM
>>67009425
It is
Guess I'm enslaved forever
>>67009541
Apparently its just the nicest/smoothest of all the 'cheap' (not expensive) vodkas. They put more $ into actually making the stuff properly than marketing/packaging so some people dont even give it a go. Everyone who ever bought it swore by it. It was my go to reccomendation
>>67009542
Makes sense 2bh I only mention it because i see it at the checkout as an impulse buy all the time.
>>67009545
Execute all /pol/tists
>>67009558
Trying too hard
>>67009558
Righto mate. Just remember you only win because the umpires help you. Western Australia and South Australia will always be better than Victoria.
>>67009562
Thank you based bottle-o guy. Off to Dan Murphys at half time for me.
>>67009568
It will always end up infront of the register as impulse buy because thats the only way it can be sold.
We had a running joke between employees that if annoying customers that we hated came in we would ALWAYS recommend crystal head first.
memeolli
>>67009576
OF COURSE
THE AFL SHOULD STAY THE VFL
ALWAYS AND FOREVER
FUCK THE INTERSTATE TEAMS
>this game
>>67009591
fucking kek. I know that retail feel mate.
What a shit crowd for a hyped up Friday night game in the "home of Aussie rules".
>We are literally watching the 2016 Grand Final matchup
Good feels /b/ros
Hello /a/ league, why does the home team appear second on the scoreboard?
Battle of the boongs
>>67009610
Bshop is the cancer of retail. All the fun and games or regular retail but 80% of your customers are also alcoholics.
Anyone here looking for work dont even bother applying at a bshop, its horrific
Has there been any good Aussie bands since the 'finger called it quits?
No Meme Impala pls
Jesus Christ what an embarrassing crowd.
>>67009627
I can imagine all the abos and junkies trying to steal shit too.
>>67009618
Blame Cuckthorn's fairweather supporters
>S Mitchell already has 67 touches
When will they fucking learn?
>>67009642
>Puopolo giving the 'Western Front' sign
I think the show went off air 7 years ago Paul
>>67009618
It's a three day weekend, everyone is fucking off on a holiday
>>67009653
KEK
>>67009627
>>67009646
Yeah mate. I'm one of the alcoholic's he mentioned and they know when I change brand of whiskey and comment on it kek. Last time I was in they were watching some dodgey slut. Wanted shit to kick off 2bh
>>67009642
Smith Street Band?
>>67009660
hawthorn just aren't a big team actually
>on his knees and throws head back
>high tackle
Literally fuck off cunts
>>67009558
>poisoning your body with alcohol
>>67009642
I hope this post is a joke
>>67009681
Yuck
>>67009646
lmao dont get me started
>>67009642
violent soho
>the big guy
FOR YOU
>>67009694
Holy shit.
Nice kick, carn crowns.
>>67009694
Is that the autist from the UPF?
Im at the escorts place lads. Nervous as fuck
>>67009710
lel
>boooo
Do these cunts know how to make any other sound?
>>67009733
ask them if they do a discount for fat cunts
>>67009733
Have a cheeky wank before going in so you last longer.
>>67009733
gotham city?
>>67009733
Don't eat her out, only Tripfags do that
>>67009745
cuckroach fairweather bandwagoners dont even know the rules so they just boo.
Who here sneaking in an anger wank during the break?
>>67009737
u wot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kotmVEsA9I
>>67009789
go hard m8
>>67009542
And that one bottle was bought expressly for the purpose of creating a gnary bong.
>>67009806
Youre joking, right?
>>67009821
well its subjective faggot
until you provide another link I am assuming you are a faggot
>>67009789
too drunk for anything to happen m8
I'd be better off scrubbing the floor if I was gonna put my wrist under that strain
>>67009642
The Drones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgPBb9qEFl0
If Cuckthorn win again via last minute umpball I will drive to cucktoria and fight Alastair Clarkson.
>>67009806
>LE LACONIC IRREVERENT SLACKERCORE YEAH LET'S GO DOWN FOR A SKATE XDXD LE REP BYRON BAY XDXD LE YEAH CUNT FLICK ON THE JS XDXDDDXD
>>67009694
Amazing!
>>67009827
>Triple J tier band
>DUDE WEED LMAO tier band
Please cease all posting in this thread
why would you not tag sam mitchell? no coincidence that the only team that has done consistently well against hawthorn over the last decade was geelong when they had ling tagging him
>>67009837
This is the most /afl/ thing I have read this year
>>67009836
Based, was literally just about to post this
I have to admit shaun burgoyne is pretty decent for a abo.
>>67009847
Because hes only had 3 contested possessions?
>>67009642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mahT-lYsiM8
>>67009837
Dont give a fuck I can smash all use cunts
>>67009856
But surely restrict his uncontested ball too. I understand not tagging high possession players but he is elite kick, setup player and gets heaps of the ball.
>>67009847
I just don't see it that way er, JB, I think he's a very good user of the ball, a very er, keen eye for the game but the fact remains that you just cannot be tagging players in the modern game
Fuck off /mu/
>>67009642
Royal Headache
High Tension
Grenadiers - bit hit and miss
Luca Brasi
Not:
The Shit Street Band
The DUDE WEED Bennie's
Empire of ya mum
>>67009856
why does that matter? it's his creativity and setting up of hawthorn's attacks that you want to stop
>>67009884
Or you could leave the 'tagger' at the contest and try and not let them win the ball in the first place. 2 birds with one stone
>>67009874
I'll make you learn, manlet cunt.
>>67009847
Because you attack off him because hes a dogshit defender.
Just put 50 bucks on Melbourne City to win after extra time desu lads
>>67009898
Ross lyon pls
>>67009913
Fucking joke, what if theres a gayle force wind blowing?
>>67009898
Even if not full tag, have someone stick with him in certain situation/parts of the ground.
>>67009924
City just got 1 back. 2-1
>>67009818
Was great, thanks for the support
>jihad auskicker
>this kid
Top kek
>>67009930
Only 4 of his teammates have a lower DE. Id rather him have it than Birchall/Gibson/Smith
These past two weeks have been hard as fuck on the old ticker when watching >our Camry Crows
>>67009947
What about the Caltex Soccaroos?
>not holding the ball
>pays high tackle
this shit is seriously corrupt
>>67009947
I know that feel crow bro.
>>67009913
>throwing your money away
The Reds will win.
Friendly reminder that those two drug dealers got executed a year ago in Indonesia and Tony had ABSOLUTELY NO HEART and didn't bring them home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3vQHiey4R0
>>67009984
Put the bet on when it was 2-0. 2-1 now, still 13 left, City has the momentum
>>67009988
Glad those fuckers got executed
>>67009988
Good
>>67009988
Based Tones.
Hawks are struggling? Shit, let me help you guys out a bit.
>>67009988
Emotions dont run politics you bleeding heart liberal
>>67010037
Watch 20 seconds of the video
Read my post discerningly
Realise your error
>>67009988
>chink
>curry
Killing aussie kids with heroin.
>>67009988
>Australian """""celebrities"""""
>>67009988
>Know your son is about to do something stupid
>alert authorities so they know exactly what's going on
>they don't give a fuck and instead let them go to Bali to get caught for extra keks
>They get rekt
Morale of the story, don't talk to pigs, some faggot got a fat pay cheque and raise out of this. They didn't "catch" them, they were alerted to the activity by Scott's father and essentially signed off on his death by letting him board the plane.
>>67010059
Realise the fact that every person above the age of 18 is an adult and should be treated like one
Play stupid games. win stupid prizes.
>>67010021
They would be a good 3 goals down without it.
The more games I watch, the more I realise that Ray Chamberlain is actually a pretty good umpire.
>>67009988
There is a lot more at stake then letting two degenerates live for fucking up.
Go waste your vote on the greens you fucking retard
>>67009988
They're not even Australian, who fucking cares.
>>67010087
He must do controversial things because he enjoys attention.
>>67009988
Was fucking hilarious to see all the bleeding hearts on Twitter get pictures of those two when they were kids and play out the whole "Bring back muh boys" narrative.
Also showed that Shooterwilliamson is a flat out cuck when he posted a video on them
>Says that the two men probably owed money to bikies and taking the risk was better than the punishment dished out by them
>Has no proof of that
>Called people who disagreed with him ignorant
>>67010072
What? You called me a bleeding heart despite my post saying the opposite through the use of obvious sarcasm
>>67010092
Looks like you're also a sperg
>>67009988
Imagine how based it would have been if Tones sent the SAS in to get them. Fuck I get hard just thinking about it.
>"Yehnah, fuck off gooks, I'll put them in our prison."
Crows by 16 I fuckin told you cunts, lock it in.
>>67010107
>not running with it and trolling
Hartung is fucking horrible kek
Fucking idiot Sloane
>>67010134
I don't have the patience tonight m8
>>67010136
Should've taken a shot at goal.
Crows not laying down has the hawks shook.
Activate him.
>>67010115
He probably tried to pass that idea through Peta Credlin and Julie Bishop but couldn't be heard over all the CBT.
>Yeah mate I know it was a goal but Hawthorn are behind and need our assistance, cheers mate
umpball
>>67010155
ACTIVATED
>>67010164
>CBT
cock n ball torture?
hawks will win by a kick
jumpman jumpman jumpman that boy's up to something
>>67009892
>Luca Brasi
My Negro
TIME FOR 5AA LADS
>>67010165
Should shoop a wad of cash or a money bag in there
>Bruce literally recycling lines from 2012
Just put on a $500 live bet for Adelaide to win.
How fucked am I?
>>67010334
Not as bad as $50 on Melbourne city guy. What a tit
>>67010334
Godspeed betbro.
Just lot my virginity lads
Not rly worth the 150 2bh
>>67010388
>paying for sex
lel
>>67010334
not much
Is Eddie, dare I say it, the GOAT?
>>67010388
How big was his dick?
>>67010395
I know better now lad
>>67010388
doesnt count if you wearing a dinger mate
THE SEED
>>67010388
Christ m8, your life is a shambles.
Maybe not up to scratch, and it's early days but I'm nomming you for weekly Autist.
>>67010401
No dick lad, all pussy. She kept holding my dick for some reason tho not sure if i actually went inside
>>67010388
gratz waba
>Peaking this early in the season
The city of Poopelaide everyone
>>67010409
kill yourself newcunt fremantle fan
>>67010413
>not sure if i actually went inside
>Paying $150 to fuck a prossi's hand
>>67010414
not me I fucked my first prossie in 08 mothafucka
>>67010415
>Hawks Autist seething
Beautiful Friday night lads
>$150 bucks to fuck some fat cunt who smells like he just came straight from Maccas
seems cheap to me
poorthorn are FINISHED
>UMPROACHES
GET KEKED KEKTHORN
>>67010415
Haha can't see yourself winning a premiership this yeah?
>Barely beat the bulldogs
>Literally need AFL ordered umpball to get over the Saints
>Lost for a team from SA
Its over for cuckthorn
What's the best way of determining if a prossi or "escort" is going to be good? Are the ones that charge more per hour really worth it, or do they over value themselves?
>>67010413
>not sure if I actually went inside
...
>>67010415
>The city of (You).
stream?
That wasn't a mark apparently...
>>67010413
Jesus Christ.
>>67010460
Trip on RC
It's not losing your virginity if you don't cum inside.
>>67010449
>Are the ones that charge more per hour really worth it
nah
>or do they over value themselves?
this
90% of the time its gonna be a soulless disappointing fuck that you regret the instant you nut.
>>67010463
How Lynch didn't absolutely lose it at the ump is beyond. Some serious composure
>Letting him kick that
jesus...
>"The first team to 100 points has won on 98% of occasions."
get rekt Hawks.
>>67010443
This is all part of an elaborate psychological game masterminded by Clarkson to instil a sense of complacency in the crows come grand final day
Where's the dive you fucking cunt.
>UMPBALL
HERE WE GO LADS
GET 5AA ON RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>67010413
Because she has a big hole and your dick is small so it kept coming out.
>>67010483
Incoming (You)'s in five minutes
fug
UMPBALL
M
P
B
A
L
L
>>67010483
>taking what the commentators say seriously
This is bait, right?
>>67010388
got pics of the girl?
been thinking of going to one to lose it myself
>Rowie quiet as fuck when Rioli goaled
BASED FUCKING HAWKS
BRING IT HOME, I WANT TO SEE A MELTDOWN
Fucking hel if the fucking hawkroaches win, I will lose it
>tipped hawks by 9
ACTIVATE IT
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
>>67010498
>thinking I got this from the commentators
freshcunt
>>67010490
Im on ssris and dxm lad, almost impossible for me to be anything but
umpball
>>67010508
Got them muted, wouldn't surprise me if they actually said that though.
>no contact
>briefly determined where his man was and then eyes straight back on the footy
>free kick
BASED TEX. BALL DON'T LIE.
Holy fuck that free kick was retarded
fugggggg
LEL CROWS CHOKE
>Umpires hand Hawks another win
Kek.
the fix is in lads
Come on crows
60 seconds to hold on come on crows
>GUNSTON IS LE DEAD EYE DICK XDXD
HAHAH YES
YES
YES
YES
HOLY FUCKING KEK
WHAT THE FUCK REEEEE
>this level of Demetriouegg.
push in the back...
HOW THE FUCK
>>67010483
THE
CITY
OF
YOU
>CHOKELAIDE
>UMPBALL 4 KEKTHORN
seething
FUCK OFF HAWKS YOU FUCKING UMPBALL NIGGERS
LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL LITERAL UMPBALL
RIP BET BRO
;_;
YOU CANT DROP THE POP!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BASED FUCKING UMPS
ROWIE MAD AS FUCK HAHAHAHAHA
ROWIE SPITTING THE FUCKING DUMMY HAHAHA OH MY GOD I LOVE IT
tuning into 5aa was a good decision
Holy shit lads, hawkroach genocide fucking when
Cue the cuckroaches
>>67010483
LOOK AT HIM
LOOK AT HIM AND FUCKING LAUGH
>>67010483
Nice 2 perecent
SUCK FUCKING SHIT YOU UNBELIEVERS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
THAT WAS A FUCKING THROW AT THE END. Fucking umpball this is just ridiculous
>>67010569
5AA go go go
I actually cannot believe this, that is twice in a row they won due to the umpires
How the fuck wasn't that holding the ball just then?
>Gets the ball
>Stands around for a bit
>Gets tackled
>Throws the ball away
>Siren sounds, game over
Oh, it was a Hawthorn player. Carry on. That's what, 4 wins now thanks to umpiring decisions?
I wish Hawthorn would just fuck off and die already
>>67010231
yep
Another great, hard fought, legitimate win by Hawthorn I think. Great ambassadors of The Game.
>>67010554
>>67010574
>>67010578
>that "in the back" inside of a minute left
kek, thanks for the (You)'s hawkroaches
TIME FOR 5AA
FUCKING UMPBALL ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
I genuinely hope hawthorn die in a fiery plane crash
ROWIE LITERALLY THINKS THAT WASNT IN THE BACK
HE CALLED THE UMPS CHEATS ON AIR
IM IN LOVE WITH THIS FUCKING GAME
>CHEATING
Good shit Rowey
>>67010231
WIZARD
I
Z
A
R
D
Lol, these fucking umpires. The AFL is so corrupt.
>"I wanna punch them in the head"
BASED ROWIE
Hawthorn should LITERALLY be 1-4 right now
>>67010590
I'm a blue supporter you paranoid fuck. By god I wish I was a hawk fan sometimes. Fuck my club.
I was gonna put $50 on the Hawks when they were down by two goals. Odds for adelaide to win were @ 1.07 lel
>muh umpball
oldest excuse in the book, eat shit
THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!!!!
Rowey wanna bunch cunts, KEK!
>How do you keep winning these close ones Cyril?
I wonder how, fucking hawkroaches
>"I wanna punch 'em in the head"
Holy shit 5AA going off, the call in's gonna be delicious.
>>67010601
My commiserations.
>>67010592
Listen to the damage control from him now.
>They lose because Hawthorn is a great team
>After he called the umps cheats.
>>67010603
on ya roach
>>67010603
>literally exactly what occured
Not a fucking excuse mate. An explanation.
>>67010591
Is afl the new ipl ?
am I missing something
That was a totally blatant in the back?
>"IM SHAKING"
>>67010603
Reminder that hawks are only good because of the compromised drafts
>>67010611
Seek help mate.
>>67010618
worse t b h
rowey is shaking m8
>>67010622
Non-Victorians are salty because the >cucktorians won
>babby burgoyne
m8s I can hear my biological clock ticking
>>67010615
>>67010617
>>67010623
stay salty, it sustains me
Fucking hell, Rowie.
>Bigfooty is loading slowly
It's happening.
5AA TAKING CALLERS
IF YOURE NOT TUNED IN THEN GET IN NOW
>ROWIE BOOTY BLASTED
DUN CARE YOU LOOKIN AT ME SIDEWAYS
>Call in's right now
Tune in cunts
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT???
>>67010628
Hardly
I'm from vic and I fucking hate the hawks
So does every other club here
>this woman literally crying
based fucking 5AA
>5AA
Second call in and we've already got tears Hahah.
this bitch has autism lmao
>I might be a woman
my fucking sides
I MAIGHT BE A WOMYN
Who cares about the decisions lmao you blew a three goal lead
5AA is good listening.
>>67010651
Hello roach
we do it again
>Linda
What language is she speaking?
I am literally writing a fucking letter addressed to Mr Mclachlan right now. Fuck this. I'VE HAD ENOUGH
HAHAHAHAHA
SEE THAT?
YEAH
FUCKING STAY DOWN YOU COW CUNTS
>I'm not going to make a massive decision
>Literally makes the biggest decision of the game
>Makes it wrong
All these delicious Cuckalaide tears
>BASED HAWTHORN
>5AA callers
>>67010628
Most vic teams hate you you fucking retard
>WE WERE COUNTING THE SCORES FROM FREES!
Rowie actually trying to argue that puopolo's wasnt a free, he so salty hahaha
Couldn't push someone in the back there to win now did you crows you cunt.
Tex's free, the push in the back and the Isaac Smith non free are clear evidence of hawkroach corruption
>>67010651
Fuck off clarkson
>IT'S A VICTORIAN CONSPIRACY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>CONGRATULATIONS TO THE CROWS
>WITHOUT
>A
>DOUBT
>THEY
>WON
SALTY AS FUCK LADY
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/round-5-adelaide-vs-hawthorn.1130060/page-64
Excellent reading for a friday night
>>67010673
He is honestly the most biased commentator I have ever heard.
GET FUCKED CROWS
AHAHAHAHa
>>67010678
It's the fucking >MUH UMPBALL AGAINST POORT CONSPIRACY again
HAHHAA
THIS BITCH >THA VICS
>>67010678
they are right though
>ITS
>ALWAYS
>A
>VICTORIAN
>CONSPIRACY
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Also whos this based cunt actually talking sense?
Hawthorn has an embarrassing theme. Imagine having to bear with it.
>mentions free crows got from swan player getting pushed
Yeah fuck you
>a bit of emotion in the air
understatement
3 wins
3 points
3 flags
ILLUMINATY CONFIRMED
>Craig
please
What a great example of Our Great Game. Great, Fair Contest, and the umpiring team did a stellar job in Letting Them Play. Truly the Best Game In The World.
toppest kek, Adelaide comfirmed for full of salty autistic women (and that's just the team), stay salty
>Roughead in charge of facial hair
>>67010706
roachboy crawls from under the fridge
>SKIP, ARE YA LISTENIN'?
>this high as fuck cunt imagining the grand final with the whistle in the pocket
I fucking love this website
>skip
>skip
>skip are you listening??
>>67010710
Kek
>23-19
>"bias" towards Hawthorn
LEL
>>67010719
As a cucktorian I actually agree with him though
>It's a VFL competition still aye
We couldn't make this shit up fucking lol
>>67010726
Dumb fucking cunt that doesn't mean anything you retarded fuck. There was a clear bias in the final quarter and of course only a blind cunt like you would miss it.
Execute all Hawks supporters
>BRUCE MACAVANEY WON'T BE GETTING A STATE FUNERAL
SEETHING
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bruce mac-veiny
>>67010628
What is the go with this home state meme?
I live in Hawthorn, 'sif I like that cunt of a team more than gws.
So that Lynch mark, that time he caught the ball and nobody else touched it, in view of everybody.
That was the turning point.
>>67010737
He will get one here at /afl/
>Call on 5AA accuses Bruce of Vicbias, and being "one of them"
>Born: 22 June 1953 (age 62), Adelaide, South Australia
top jej
>>67010734
true facts tho m8
>>67010737
THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING MATE. THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING
>>67010737
My sides in orbit this Friday.
>>67010738
>>67010737
>Bruce is in on the conspiracy
>>67010662
>we
Tasty bait there dickhead.
>this cucklaide tears
so good
>>67010719
>Location: Perth
the most tragic supporters on bigfooty are always the ones from another state/country to where their team is, it's like they feel they need to prove something
HAHAA THEYRE JUMPING ON THE A-LEAGUE BANDWAGON NOW
AAAHAHAH YOU CANT MAKE THIS FUCKING SHIT UP
HOLY SHIT
>>67010751
HE'S A VICTORIAN!?!? ISN'T HE!?!?!
Welp. at least people have stopped paying attention to the umps favoring iggs
>>67010741
Funny we didn't get a replay of the 'touch'
>FLOOR TILES
Who /foodland/ here?
>>67010762
It's classic overcompensation, just with respect to location instead of age.
Mature aged people who join the Westboro Baptist Church are the most batshit
Doug Benson started smoking weed at 30 years of age and literally is le weed king after Seth Rogen and Snoop Dogg
The only positive here is that the Hawks are really struggling.
End of an era. F fucking finally.
ROWIE APOLOGISED, THE MADMAN!!
Wayne Carey's from NSW you Adelaide spas.
>>67010789
Literally keked by the station
lmao get fucked jodie
holy christ this is funny shit on 5AA
calling an umpire a cheat on air
>FLOOR TAAAAAHHLES
Why are Hawthorn supporters such arrogant pricks?
Anyone else eat peanut paste straight out of the jar here?
>swans playing hawks tomorrow
Ah shit hope this goes well.
>>67010812
Three premierships in a row. 4 in 8 years.
>>67010816
wat
>>67010816
iggles you silly fuck.
>>67010816
Hawks are fucked, not even a day break and they're already playing again. Swans by 80
>>67010780
Might South Aussies cunt
>>67010812
Played in the last four grand finals, won the last three.
Also we're better looking.
>>67010816
Too many drinks there lad ?
>>67010816
sober up waba
>>67010812
majority bandwagon supporter base
literally scum
>>67010812
Best team in the league m8, basically a dynasty at this point
intellectual heavyweight weighing in
>>67010826
Yfw the umps win the game for poofthorn 2 days in a row
>>67010848
HUGHEZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>all these cuckroaches crawl out now
worthless maggots
Its so fucking late when the game ends, they need to start this shit an hour earlier. who the fuck wants to be getting home at midnight-1 am on a Friday after going to the football
>excuse my language, but what REALLY GOT US IN THE GUTS was
>>67010848
For the record, Based Hughesy is a Carlton fan.
>>67010856
ALL THESE FLAVOURS
AND YOU CHOSE TO BE KEKSALTY
>>67010860
Yeah was waiting for the "FUCKING BULLSHIT"
>>67010848
>its real
>there's more than one
confirmed SEETHING
LOL
HAWTHORN SUPPORTER MASTER TROLL
>>67010848
he is not wrong, get nicked dickhead
>this lady telling Rowie to moderate himself
top fucking kek
>these fucking tears
oh my god
>All these "proud" comments
What a loser mentality.
>all these Adelaide qts
>>67010883
R O A C H
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>a-a-adelaide are the m-most watchable team
loving every laugh
>>67010883
>push off, flog
watch out, we've got a toughnut here
bigfooty is literally delicious
>>67010883
>Crawford calling anyone a flog
lets get this bad boy to 650
>>67010901
>delicious
thanks bruce
Wouldn't mind breaking Luke "top bloke" Hodge's leg tomorrow morning lads
>>67010848
>>67010883
what are Straffo's thoughts
>>67010911
He said "this is why we need female umpires"
Hawthorn legitimately get me mad. I think I might hate them more than I like my own team.
Bunch of fucking cunts.
>put a muzzle on yourself Rowie
hahahahahahaha
>>67010930
tall poppy syndrome at its best
>>67010923
Pretty sad when even straffo starts making sense
>The last caller is obviously a born mexican... victorian
>Bicks you need to stop being such a pussy
laughing my fucking ass off
>>67010935
all have different filenames, even mine on this thread.
try harder.
that was a fucking nailbiter lads, just got back from the game
>>67010935
look at the filenames, that's clearly 3 different people
>>67010883
keyboard manlet detected.
>>67010940
>cuckroaches
>>67010935
are you retarded?
>>67010950
seems like they don't like each other much, Shane probably doesn't like another clown on his turf i'd imaigne
>>67010951
different filenames again.
clutching at straws
>percentage of only 105 after 4 wins 1 loss
at least those hawthorn fucks have been found out
>>67010951
do you realise multiple people post these memes?
>>67010940
Maybe. It mostly stems from their fanbase being such a bunch of pricks, but their players aren't much better.
Can't wait until ASADA gets all their premierships invalidated.
>>67010962
>>67010957
>>67010947
>>67010944
>b-b-b-but I change filename
keep samefagging cuckroach scum
>>67010960
I honestly think you're right, Dave felt forced and is shit tier humor not suited to the Footy Show, Shane trolling Sam is top tier but the show fucked now they have a fucking woman on there being too try hard, R.I.P.
Never in doubt
>>67010968
Really hate our fanbase tbqh.
Grew up a street behind Glenferrie, saw the lot - used to have dinner with the players at the oval. We had passionate fans even when >we were down but when >we are up... the bandwagoners come out and its fucking terrible. I squirm whenever I see bandwagoner posts..
Other teams may have bandwagoners but I think >we have the worst, apart from the tiges and pies.
>>67010980
t. Middle aged Facebook user
>>67010947
>>67010944
>>>>implying he didn't change it
don't mind me, i want to be called a sperg for saving memes
>>67010986
like that one hawks autist on here from perth
>>67010985
>autism
>>67010968
Can't wait for asada to invalidate their premierships .
Have a big (YOU) for that lad
>>67010995
>changing 4chan filename to a different 4chan filename
why would anyone do that
>>67011010
It's been confirmed by a (former) AFL coach.
>>67010990
>he doesn't know about the over 100,000+ viewers Footy show lost when they announced a woman
t. edgy school holiday poster
>>67011014
>50 posts between two files names
yeah totally not cuckroach sperg
>>67011018
Kys saxon
>>67011023
You're an idiot.
>>67011014
because some people are crazy
besides it's not like it's hard
>>67011014
mine does it automatically when i save an image
>>67011016
Name? In b4 mick malthouse
>>67011042
James Hird.
>>67011031
simple reply from a simple mind.
>>67011048
Poor bloke barely has any reputation left though
>>67011032
he is right though
>>67011056
It was before his reputation got ruined.
>Hird to Dank: Why do you reckon we are getting all the injuries?
>Dank to Hird: I need to use much more placental cells and Actovegin ....West Coast, Hawthorn and Collingwood's tissues are biologically advanced. We need to change our biology for a little while.
>Hird to Dank: I hate them more than anyone.
>Dank to Hird: Remember everyone is the enemy and everyone has to be bled. That way you don't just take comfort in tearing Hawthorne (sic) apart you take pride in tearing the competition apart.
>Dank to Hird: I also know that they are trying everything they can in supplements and recovery modes to win this premiership.
>Hird to Dank: But not as good as us in that area !!!!
If anyone will get investigated for drug use in previous years it will be Geelong but they burned all evidence between 2005 and 2011
>>67011088
Nah, Geelong were at times vulnerable, they were just a stacked team.
>>67011088
>If anyone will get investigated for drug use in previous years it will be Geelong
They were investigated, soon after the Essendon story broke. Nothing came of it.
>>67011110
And there ya go, the only asterisks will be beside Essendon in the history books
>>67011118
2008 [injunction]
2013 [injunction]
2014 [injunction]
2015 [injunction]
>>67011128
I'll believe it when I see it
>>67011128
4 (FOUR) premierships in the last 8 (EIGHT) years.
how can one team be so based?
>>67011150
4 (FOUR) gold medals in 8 (EIGHT) days.
How can one athlete be so based?
>>67011167
boring
Still have the 5AA stream, some absolute degenerates calling in
>>67011174
Shrug. Your argument would have more weight if half your team didn't get a strike for drugs over the off-season.
>>67011186
Got to celebrate the threepeat somehow lad
>>67011177
What's some highlights lad?
Let's get this badboy to 700
>>67011258
Yeah why not
>>67011243
Some guy called in and said his piece about Rowie being too emotional even though he was just as sad/mad, presenter asks him something along the lines of
>Can you blame him?
He responds him:
>At least Rowie is sober, I'm not
>>67011258
post alex
I'm trying to record this, see how it turns out, might upload it to Youtube, there's not enough Rowie rage out there
Here's an /afl/ classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JicJQZpXt_c
>>67011272
Rowie is sober I'm not kek
>>67011288
doing gods work anon, doing gods work
>>67011288
fucking pissing myself
>>67011288
>"the ball that was bounced was wrong"
Just went out and ran for 70 minutes straight, I must say that being absolutely seeeeething is great for stamina. Still fuming tho
700
>>67011358
Wrong team won tonight desu same as last week
>>67011362
701 4 iggs
>>67011386
Haha fuck you iggs
>>67011391
lol what is iggs
r/AFL/ here
>>67011391
704 4 iggs
>>67011401
Igloos mate
>>67011409
oh ok
>>67011418
Navy Nina is a qt
>>67011418
Mfw when my team and yours battle it out to go 1-4
>>67011492
We're coming for you m8
>>67011607
Tfw 0-5
last 4 iggs
The Carlton Football Club, nicknamed the Blues, is a professional Australian rules football club based in Melbourne. The club competes in the Australian Football League, and was one of the eight founding members of that competition in 1897. The club originally represented the suburb of Carlton in Melbourne's inner north, and its nickname comes from the navy blue colour which it has traditionally worn in its playing uniform. It is based at Princes Park in Carlton, and played its home matches there throughout most of its history, but currently plays its home matches at either Docklands Stadium (currently known as Etihad Stadium) or the Melbourne Cricket Ground. Carlton has historically been one of the AFL's most successful clubs, having won sixteen senior premierships throughout its history, equal with Essendon as the most of any club.
>>67012006
ur a funny cunt t b h carltank
regards iggs
>>67012038
>Carlton has historically been one of the AFL's most successful clubs, having won sixteen senior premierships throughout its history
>eagles have 3
regards, bloos
>>67012064
>including VFL hips
you're better than that m8
>>67012078
Let me have this one m8, please
>>67012094
Ok, last for blue baggers.
last for alex
>>67012119
last for the ANZAC spirit
lest we forget
>>67009710
triple j cunt spotted.
>>67014021
also, last 4 iggs