Hockey forum
>Detoilet
>forum
>kongs
>>66985657
First for Andrew "Dagger the Fagger" Shaw
>mild
>>66985675
Not even close
>rags
>>66985657
8th for >reverse sweep
>>66985670
>tranpa
>shit team
>>66985685
>Implying smell my nuts is only one single person
That's been on fucking /sp/ for years you gay ass new niggas.
>shit fans
>>66985705
>you are posting with people this new
>>66985705
The guy that always does it in Wings game threads is easily identifiable though. His writing style never changes much, I argued with him a few times but I'm enjoying shitposting alongside him these days.
>>66985713
Stupid faggots probably don't even realize a .gif/webm used to accompany every smell my nuts post. I didn't believe Reddit had actually invaded /hoc/ but holy shit. They actually have.
It's funny, I never gave a shit about homos, but this speech policing and all their fucking hate crime hoaxes has made me hate them.
>>66985720
That's probably me lel. I've been shitposting since the days of the Vancouver Riots and before hand, it's second nature by now desu. Shits fun but some people take it too seriously.
>>66985723
There's a board on 4chan for that
>>>/pol/
>>66985732
2bh with you, as a Tampa fan, I always enjoyed the Detroit games just because it seems like they're the only ones who can shitpost well besides us
>>66985735
It's on topic here faggot
has there been a fight these playoffs yet
>shit franchise
>>66985746
It's because a lot of people think >we're cocky and elitist because of how long >we've been winning but desu we're very experienced with humility thanks to the Lions and Pistons. Very few franchises/cities out there knows what it means to suck as well as us.
>>66985735
>reads that post
>tries to police his speech
there's a board for you to be a bitch too, it's over on reddit
>>66985757
I'm sure you can see the similarities since we have the sucs, gays, and the formerly worst team in the nhl
>>66985752
>>66985771
Bucs have a historic team in their history though.
Meanwhile the >Loins have a 0 win season.
>>66985763
Why don't you go to have fun boards f*ggot
>>66985752
Bolts/Wings have had multiple line brawls and fights you stupid bandwagon faggot. Fuck off if you're not going to watch hockey you stupid gook.
>>66985774
damn, that nigga really got a pounding
>>66985778
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1976_Tampa_Bay_Buccaneers_season
It's long forgotten but >we were the OG losers. Plus the super bowl win was a fluke anyway
>>66985657
Too many feels. An end of an era
>>66985783
Kippers btfo
>>66985783
leave her alone!
>>66985818
Shut up retard.
Lecavelier is a prima donna faggot.
>>66985820
if you want to get to her, you're gonna have to fight me first desu.
>>66985820
Fuck off.
>>66985863
>>66985849
Smell my smelly nuts faggots.
Will the > Kongs come back ?
>>66985873
They fucking better
>>66985886
I'm on your side.
>>66985867
its 2016
im obligated by law to do that
>>66985905
I'M REPORTING YOU TO BETTMAN!
>kongs
>rags
>>66985894
sorry canafriend, I meant to quote >66985820. battle buddies desu senpai.
What is his name?
Adam Gretz
@AGretz
Doughty and Scuderi together this year: 46.7 Corsi, 2.44 GA/60
Doughty with any other defensemen: 60.1 Corsi, 1.50 GA/60
>Scuderi
Holy fucking lel/
>>66985873
Yes. It's impossible for the sharks to not choke
There is literally nothing wrong with uncle Gary
>>66985940
yessie poolyouyarvee, future captain of the canucks
>>66985940
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>66985723
>you know, I was apathetic about x before, but now that I've selectively observed overblown outlying reactions from x demographic to y event, I realize the SJW conspiracy is true
I think I've heard this one before
>>66985940
Patrik Laine.
>>66985953
Where's the Guinea pigs sandwich
>always made meme picks in my bracket in previous years
>made serious picks this year
>the one year I pick chiraq and the >kongs to make deep runs is the one year the fucking blose and shorks meme on them in the first round
>>66985953
nice post
nice animal
>got Bolts playoff tickets and still have enough money left over for gender reassignment surgery
>mfw
>>66985967
it's hard to eat a sandwich during battle senpai
>>66985670
i fucking hate you
>>66985980
>can't handle bantz
are you not aware of the constant shitposting going on
>>66985984
I am not. First time here actually.
However I'm still mad
>>66985971
>mfw scared dog in the car
>>66986038
where ya from fella
>>66986038
>admitting you're new
reddit... or bait?
tfw no dog to hold hands with
>>66986051
detroit
>>66986057
new to /sp/ not 4chan
>>66986104
Why did you decide to come here now when your team is on the verge of elimination
>>66986104
>Tampa fans frogposting and generally being annoying
>Tranny posts in gamethread along with pic
>Detroit fans taunt them over and over with tranny related insults
The vicious cycle of shitposting continues, you walked in on it.
>>66986104
Welcome to /hoc/, enjoy your stay newfriend.
>>66986126
Why does frog posting annoy you? I thought that was just a tv meme.
>>66986133
LMAO LOOK AT THAT FUCKING MONKEY
>>66986133
KIWI
I
W
I
>>66986141
Me every time I see kiwi flag
>>66986133
Kiwi-san who is going to win sir Stan Lee's chamber pot?
>>66986139
that's racist, that's a fucking ______
>>66986136
Tired old memes sourced from the worst board on this site then coopted by Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram users aren't really welcome.
>captcha was sandwiches
i kissed a girl and i liked it
>CHIRAPE
>shitcago and kongs gonna be out in first round
meme teams finally die
>>66986168
Girls are for fags
>>66986180
>tranpa
>>66986184
More like Tranny Bay lel
>>66986112
bad timing huh
>>66985963
>implying outliers
>implying anything resembling a conspiracy was ever mentioned
nice weasel words you fucking libshit bitch
>>66986180
i guess that makes you a heterosexual
>>66986160
GOAThawks to comeback and sweeps the Poos in 7, then go all the way unbeaten
>>66986304
Will you still come post memes if the Hawks are eliminated
>21 million dollars
>0 goals
>>66985873
I hope so, Vinny shouldn't go out like this
>>66985657
Datsjuk isnt retiring
After that game there's no way the Sharks didn't pay off the refs
>>66986369
Is that a real monkey? Why does he hate hockey so much?
flo ri da pa nt he rs
>>66986379
>kongs PK is shit tier
>m-m-muh refpuck
>>66986451
stan ley cup win ner s
>>66986379
How many players has brown injured? And yet he's not a "repeat" offender so it's all good. Face it the kings play a rougher and dirtier game and that means occasionally you get a penalty called against you. And the kings should never complain about calls not going their way they get kids treatment every game and every player
>>66986368
just from the nhl
>>66985940
Hhah you won't believe what reddit calls him.
Get this
POOL PARTY
hahahahehehe
>Hockey
>>66985657
I'd rather watch donald trump, barack obama and a 4 year old refugee having a threesome, than a ice hockey game
>craps couldnt even sweep filthy
>>66986700
>that flag
>that post
Does your country have any sports other than making international news for looking like morons at the olympics?
>>66986715
At least we win stuff that matters outside murica.
>>66986752
Like world wars?
I always figured germans would like hockey
>>66986705
They just want to win the series at home
bettman says if you make fun of the hawks today you're getting suspended
just let >us slide into mediocrity in peace
>kongs
>stinky smelly spencer
>>66987238
Here, have a butt
Is Chiago that one guy from your lecture who cries out misogyny, has the personal hygiene of a somalian and sucks the dick of the lecturer after the class for a C+?
>less than 12 hours until hockey
>less than 15 hours until Datsyuk might have done his last shift in the NHL
>>66987340
he's the black guy who grew up in a suburb and thinks he's hard and screams about the white man keeping him down instead of ever taking accountability
>Detroits about to be knocked out
What a waste of a playoff spot
>>66987633
>bombston instead
yeah nah
>>66987645
Watching the ruins implode would have been infinitely superior
where r the canadian teams
>>66987685
>a typical scrum
Proving my point, shit series, shit teams, shit banter
>sober for 16 hours
>NA chips start at 24 hours
not gonna make it desu
>barkov 2 pts -2 over 4 games
>tavares 7 pts +1 over 4 games
Hmmm
>>66987711
Tampa and Detroit seem to be starting up a small rivalry. Tampa and Boston, not so much.
>>66987700
Golf course
>>66987730
greiss
Which playoff team do you think will regress the most next year?
>>66987916
Detroit
Might be a good thing in the long run though, who knows
>i dreamt i was a trap and sucked a dudes dick
do i have to cheer for the tampa now?
>>66987968
sub in butt
>>66987948
Yeah same with Minnesota. I think they'll be pretty shit next year as well.
>>66987983
How will Chicago do?
lmao @ kongs
God bless America
>>66987989
I was wondering the same thing. They still have Kane toews keith seabrook and Crawford. The real obstacle will be how their GM handles depth with such little funds. Hossa is eating so much of their cap and he's basically useless now. I could still see them being good and making the playoffs but idk if they'll win another cup with the salary situations they're in now.
>>66988017
DONSKOI! is just too good. He is the difference what Sjs didn't have before. Just like Lehterä is the 1st line center that blues didn't have before so now they can actually beat hawks.
3-1 is prime shorkening
>>66988021
Was thinking along the same lines. Looking at their contracts they should be able to get by next season, but they might have to move some people before the season after that. I could see Teravainen being traded for example.
LETS GO KITTIES
>the shanty town of kongland
lelmao losing to the fucking SHORKS
>>66988106
Armenia on suicide watch
>>66988046
>>66988106
second round is usually where shorks shork the most desu
>>66985940
>posting the shopped version
>wake up this morning
>sun is shining
>white neighbor out mowing his lawn
>remember I don't live in Detroit
>I don't have to worry about getting shkt while heading to the store by some negro
Watching sopranos
>>66988162
Good looking kid
>>66988181
keep us updated, pekka
>>66986104
As a new you have to bring one(1) new meme
Why do finnpantherfans post more about Florida Panthers than americapantherfans?
;_;
>Finland Panthers
>>66988211
/lifelong panthers fan here.
>mfw all the Finnish posters on /hoc/ bandwagon the Habs after pic related makes the team and they win the 3rd lottery pick
>>66988235
Same..as a kid first because awesome logo and name, and now because underdogs forever
Pls Barkov help Jagr win his last Stanley Cup
bring a fitting end for the Ageless One
>>66988211
There's like 30 total Florida hockey fans and they all chose Tampa instead
>>66988248
why are you obsessed of that soft bust, he will never make it in the NHL
>>66988255
>implying jagr's gonna retire anytime soon
he's still got atleast 3 years in him if he doesn't have a stroke or something
>>66988248
>shl
>>66988305
>>66988292
SHL is superior to Liiga in almost every way.
>Panthers in Stanley Cup finals
How likely is this reality?
>>66988341
Won't get past Caps or Pongs.
>>66988333
Haaay are britbros watching Division 1B
http://wmib2016.iihf.com/
>>66988333
ayyy liiga had more teams in the chl playoffs and kärpät the 4th best team in the liiga dominated the winner of shl
lelkonen sucked in the liiga so he went to shl and is suddenly superstar LOL
>>66988333
>shl
>>66988378
This tbph famy
>>66988377
You know, I didn't believe that Darius Kasparaitis could play on the Lithuanian team as his age, but after the GB game, I think it might be possible.
>>66988378
He's a 20-year old kid, he's still developing. You didn't expect any season-to-seaon improvement from him?
>>66988399
lehkonen will never be nhl player. He would have to be taller or faster and he's not a crosby or tarasenko like manlet tank he's twig.
>these finnish muppets thinking shl isn't vastly superior to SM-Liga
>>66988436
>shl
>>66988378
>only swedish teams have won the chl
>mfw a finn thought his meme league was good near me
I wish Finland and Sweden would just blow eachother already
>>66988419
>having this much intolerance for manlets
How fucking dare you
>>66988378
Who won the CHL?
Which country won the CHL for the second time in a row?
From what country did the team that cücked Kärpät in this years CHL come from?
>kärpät the 4th best team in the liiga dominated the winner of shl
Did the winner of SHL not come from Sweden? Because Kärpät didn't play a single swedish team in this years CHL
>>66988378
>>66988488
>Did the winner of SHL not come from Sweden? Because Kärpät didn't play a single swedish team in this years CHL
Besides the one that cücked them in the finals of course
>>66988488
dominated but lost. if it was playoff series kärpät would sweep in 5
>>66987212
Krautfag her, sorry for bad English.
1. Ice hockey is in Germany a very regional Sport, like in the USA (Yankee vs Sunnstates).
In (Old) Bavaria, on the Rhine, Hesse and Saxony Hockey are the number 2 after Soccer. In the Rest of Germany Hockey its more like Soccer in Canada.
2. It has a very bad reputation:
Hockey in Germany is a financial and logistical Desaster, more Teams go bankrupt as going in relegation. The DEL is a major League without a minor league, the DEL 2 has promotion and relegation....
3. Many People think its not a "German" sport.
-The National Team sucks and in the Leagues playing are to many foreigners.
Example: DEL Team Iserlohn Roosters (Yes, really) 27 Man-Squad, only six Germans, 21 foreigners.
But even with this Hockey is after Soccer the most visited Sport in Germany... even more than “Best League of the World/WE are World/Europechampionwinners... blah-blah“ Handball.
I think Germany is a sleeping Hockeygiant.... but never awake.
>>66988501
>Bildelar HC would sweep in 5
>>66988501
>Finn doing anything to keep his delusion
Not surprised tbf
>>66988456
sweden is too busy blowing niggers for that to happen
>>66985944
And to think the pens picked up Daley for that fucking guy. I love it
>>66988456
We're not as brave as you and Canada
sweden in charge of /int/-posting again
>>66988546
Why are they so delusional?
>>66987359
Kek
So basically they're welfare niggers who cant afford going to games
Who wins the Calder next year and why will it be William Nylander?
>>66988707
No argument here. Nylander will put up 58 points, cap it.
>>66988707
why would they give it to nylander when laine is going to break selänne's unbreakable rookie goal record?
>>66988707
>Bill Bustlander
Not dropped back down to the farm
Also Torontos Calder contender next year will be Laine
>all these triggered swedes
>>66988725
>>66988730
stinky smelly deludeds
>>66988681
They're overcompensating
>>66988707
William Nylander is not a bust
>>66988747
>when the FIDF ameriburger outpost is posting
>>66988747
Most common name for newborns is mohammed
>>66988681
No one wants to be last in something you care a lot about.
>>66988785
delet this
t. Sven Al-Abdul Ahmed
>>66988793
luckily we have won all the pesäpallo championships. You guys absolutely suck at football.
>>66988785
>>66988811
They have a very talented serbian though
All I want is the Kings to win one more cup. Then they can go back to sucking for like 40 years and I won't be mad. Just going out like this is terrible. Missing playoffs and then first round exit. As much as you guys hate the Kings...it is still sad to see this great team get blown up and traded away in the near future
>>66988785
Lies are second nature to finns tbf
>>66988811
>"You guys absolutely suck at football."
>qualified for euros this and won the u21 euros last year
>meanwhile finland is nowhere to be seen
>>66988830
>Implying Armenian genocide happened
>all these triggered swedes
>>66988833
True, finnish divegrass is laughable. The fans are desperately trying to be polaks when it comes to "fan behaviour"
Alex Nylander has a high chance of being a bust. Leafs got the only good one in William and now teams are trying to make up for how far William fell in the draft (drafted AFTER Virtanen) by drafting Alex high to get in on the Nylander craze.
>>66988830
Fuck the kongs and their shit beaner bandwagon fanbase, they should be relocated to las vegas
Finland on suicide watch
>>66988831
>Separating all the +10 ways of spelling Muhammad so that it won't be on top of the list to incite dangerous Swedish nationalism
>>66988833
haha how have the sweden fallen. I wonder what would swedes in the 90s said if you would have told them that in 2016 it's considered success to just qualify for tournaments. LEL
>>66988865
we always are though
>>66988822
and even ibra is massive choker. Will never be close to Litmanen but Hyypiä vs Ibra would be interesting debate.
>>66988857
The past two u20 tournaments the swedish players have been to crisis therapy when we have destroyed them. Please dont trigger them anymore, we are here for hockey bantz
>>66988513
There's been some good German players in the NHL over the years. In fact there's an excellent one right now.
>>66988868
They climb a couple of spots. But that spelling is by far the most common here. Wouldn't have made that much of an difference.
>>66988868
>swedish nationalism
Lmao this isn't 1700's anymore
>>66988895
>good players
>playing for the Edmonton Oilers
Check the standings there, friendo
>>66988847
>retards actually believe and trust Turkish propaganda
Wew
>>66988879
>Will never be close to Litmanen
Keeping up with the delusion I see
>>66988886
I'm sorry Pekka, but "hockey", now officially renamed as FunPuck is a triggering sport and we must include warnings so that people in disenfranchised communities with a history of interest in the sport are not harmed
>>66988862
I hope to fucking god the leafs don't draft Alex. I will be fucking irate if they waste it on him. If they get pushed down to 4th I would be happy with Dubois, Chychrun, Juolevi, or tkachuk.
>>66988725
best finnish sniper since Häyhä
Why do swedes always bring up Ibra as a good example of immigrants? He's a completely self absorbed cunt and would be leeching off welfare and stealing bikes if he wasn't good at kicking a ball.
>>66988912
haha what the fuck you can't really believe ibra impacts the game as much as prime Litmanen did.
>>66988899
top kek
>>66988900
that's the joke
>>66988911
Only 27 countries recognize it lel.
Including the highly trustworthy countries like:
>Russia, Bolivia, Venezuela, Uruguay, Paraguay, Libanon etc.
Your family killed themselves senpai
>>66988908
you're right, there are 0 good players on the Oilers and the Leafs
>>66988911
I would trust a Turk before a disgusting Armenian
>>66987948
They won't. They'll continue the trend of being completely mediocre.
t. depressed Detroit fan.
GO BACK TO YOUR SOCCER THREADS WITH YOUR FUCKING IMMIGRANTS YOU GOD DAMN NORDIC FAGGOTS THIS IS /HOC/
>still two years until the next olympic hockey
>>66988938
Both Zlatan and Laudrup are/were better than Litmanen. Your guy is #3 among the nordic countries
>>66988979
A couple of month until the Bettman cup though
>>66988973
They're not going to drop like a stone. But I could easily see them breaking the streak next season.
fuck finland
>>66989054
Apologize
>>66989054
delete this right fucking now
>>66989054
Get the fuck out
>it's another /hoc/ gets derailed by Nordic autism episode
>>66985778
0-16 season isn't historic?
Finland=faggot
>>66989025
>No Datsyuk
>Probably no Howard
>Tatar and Nyquist fade further into obscurity
>Zetterberg prematurely ages again
>Mrazek is human after all
>Ericsson
>Kronwall
>AA still gets sub-10 minutes a game
Probably.
>>66989108
How long until autosage
>>66989119
fuck you fucking faggot
>>66988955
>>66988950
>I trust ISIS supporters and Muslims
OK
>>66989122
>Tatar and Nyquist fade further into obscurity
Probably what I have been most worried about. I still have hopes that they can get back on track though.
>Datsyuk/Zetterberg
Pretty expected developments really. We'll have to wait and see for how long Zetterberg keeps clinging on.
>Mrazek
Not too worried really. He's still very young for a goalie.
>Kronwall
Yeah, the whole defence is crumbles.
>double AA
I think he'll start to collect more minutes. But you never know what goes on in coaches minds.
>finland bought into the hockey meme
>will never win the olympic hokki gold
I almost feel bad
>rags
Great Britain is a superior hockey nation to Finland. Prove me wrong.
>>66989054
>taking it too far
>ameritakeittoofars
>>66989222
trips confirm
>finland
>>66989222
trips of truth
>>66989222
trips of truth
What's the dankest new meme to come out of this season/playoffs yet?
>>66989359
>clots
>>66989222
Cant argue those trips
>the smelly shithole of Tranpa Gay
>>66989196
I think Nyquist is done. He's spent the entire season either being completely invisible or memeing his way into a goal.
Tatar wants to be Datsyuk way too much, doesn't have the skill to back it up, but still manages to do good things when he's on a line with the right people.
Out of the two, Tatar is the one most likely to actually benefit from Datsyuk going.
Biggest question. Will Jurco manage to Shawshank Redemption his way out of the press box?
"So hello Wayne how many yeastshakes did you have yesterday?"
Reminder to not listen to anyones opinion who has never been on skates(americans and britbong)
Anthony Mantha = Bust
>detoilet
so the fix is in right guys? It's gonna be San Jose vs Florida in the Finals?
>finlan gets bullied
>thanks to reddit and the jews someday our jerseys will look like this
>>66989472
you can't bully the alfa country of /hoc
>>66989510
>shl
>>66989513
>alfa country of /hoc
>>66989359
tranpa gay
>>66989513
>Autistic frogpeople
>Alpha
>>66989513
>alfa country of /hoc/
>>66989527
>FIDF
>>66989513
this
How can two geographically-close countries that share so much history be so different genetically? Why are Finns so ugly when Swedes are so attractive?
>>66989513
Can confirm
>>66989575
Attractiveness is subjective. As of right now the consensus in the western world is that Swedes fulfill the beautiful criteria and finns are ugly.
I'm sure in Mongolia or Siberia, it would be the opposite.
>>66989510
>mfw I start a company called Faggot and advertise on NHL jerseys
>>66989420
He might be. I still have some hope though. Tatar does seem be be better than him, as you say. Wouldn't be all too surprised if they tried moving one of them, most likelt Nyquist.
I doubt it. I hope not at least. It would say more about the state of Detroit than what it would say about him.
What would be the better way to fix the offsides rule?
1. You can carry the puck over the blueline even if other players on your team are past the blue line
2. Offsides removed; two-line passes from behind the center red line are made illegal
2. The blue line is made extremely thick
>>66989575
>finns
>unattractive
>>66989676
I know
1. get rid of it
2. add a three line pass rule
there, problem solved
>>66989680
How much money does the finnish government pay you to shill for Finland under Ameriburger proxy?
>>66989692
>3 line pass rule
Absolut cancer
>the finns are ugly meme
look at this boy and say that with a straight face..
>>66989700
How much money does your government give to muslim immigrants?
>>66989718
>Literally has Down's Syndrome face
>>66989676
Fat blue line would probably be the best way to go about it without pissing everyone off tbqh famalam
>>66989732
You have to look close
>>66989718
>not only a godly hockey player but also handsome as fuck
he's a lucky boy
>>66989676
Sticks are now considered a part of you and can help you stay onsides. As well, your stick and your leg no longer have to be on the ice to be valid, just have to be across the blue.
Makes it way more black and white imo
JUMLAUTA
Sallisten kemia toimii
Literally the definition of 'not conventionally handsome'
>>66989853
>literally an oatmeal gargoyle
>>66989853
nigga look like he a creature in game of thrones or sumthn lmao
>>66989885
marching to battle
Finland pls. I've seen dead Azeris that are better looking than those prospects
>>66989853
>>66989885
baka that nigga look liike his ancestors were in caves while mine WUZ KANGS
>>66989901
>a fucking axe
>>66989853
He'd make a great avant-garde model, but he's not good looking.
>>66989420
I don't think Goose is done at all, I think he just regressed back to where he should actually be playing after an exceptionally good season. He has 17 goals, 26 assists, and 43 points this season. That's totally respectable and about right for a second line player, which he is. People just wanted him to take over for Pasha or Hank.
finland was a mistake
LET'S GO BLUES
>>66989968
this desu
>>66990001
pay reparations for oppression pls
>>66990021
That was what Åland was for ;^)
>>66989853
>>66989943
He's got a face sculpted with an axe.
hi where are the memes
>>66990041
serious playoff discussion only until the finals are over
>>66990041
Here is the meme
Why won't smuk come back
Will the preds drop the ball again tonight?
>>66990031
Bring some snus kompis
>>66990078
smuk? you mean that pony fag?
>>66990063
>a fucking axe
UK, what's your excuse for not being on this list? Too much soccer, I bet.
>>66990091
Delete this
No vancouver or edmonton for finns please, ANYTHING else goes
>>66990111
I remember taking snus in health ed class when some anorexics came to whine about something
Puked in the trash can
>>66990111
>trips
>but I can't be bothered
What do?
>>66990136
Du e dum, jag vill inte leka mer med dig
Gev lab eller onyx
>>66990128
>yfw trader jim gets both 2nd and 3rd picks
Only good Swede coming through, the rest are trash
>>66990165
Grov lös eller inget. Du är väl inte en fagott?
>>66990203
Why does that bassoon say faggot
>>66990133
Absolute madman
>>66990207
It's called fagott in swedish
I hate ALL Europeans. Canada is OK though.
European players are trash.
>>66990121
People in the UK don't actually play Sports. If you take out fake sports like fucking Darts and Pool the UK probably produces the least amount of Athletes per Capita. They don't care about playing sports.
>>66990225
(You)
>>66990203
Löss drypar för mycket, usch
>>66990225
I can agree with this, Canadian and American players are GOAT, and there are a couple of good Russians. But there are NO good Scandinavian players
>>66990128
this will be the outcome of the draft
>>66990243
oi me an mi mates gonna bash ye teeth in swear on mi mom
>>66990286
"No"
>>66990286
>implying montreal wont be in top3 because reasons
>>66990097
depends on how many pps they refs decide to give them tonight, any more than the usual 6-7 and they might win
>>66990225
(Du)
hello i am selling one (1) panarin breadman
pls make offers
t. stan
>>66990331
>implying anyone wants a kane babby for a first rounder or a first liner
>>66990331
about tree fiddy
Hey /hoc/ don't mind me, just being a dominant post season player again, unlike Ovechkin.
>>66990358
How can other Russians even compete
>>66990304
I'd be okay with this order too.
Yotes get the hometown boy, Habs get the better goalscoring Finn, and Pulju has to play with McDavid for maximum memes.
>>66990375
The darkest timeline
t. Leafs fan
The best case scenario
t. Leafs fan
>>66990375
>habs
oh god no
>>66990406
Forgot pic
>>66990375
Montreal hated and treated Koivu like shit, it would happen again since french is almost impossible for hockeyfinns to learn. It wouldn't work
>>66990428
Didn't Koivu get some massive tribute when he retired and was the captain of the team?
>>66990417
I would be ok with this tbqbfamalam
>>66990428
post finns speaking French
That sounds fucking hilarious desu
>>66990428
Saku was beloved in Montreal, even in spite of the fact that he wasn't really good enough to be a 1C.
Reminder to filter any flags that have a fucking leaf or the color yellow
>>66990439
He was booted from captaincy and team because he would have tied beliveau. Ask any habsfan here and they'll say what they think about him.
>>66990463
Ah, that sucks. Well, I loved him on the Ducks 2bh.
>>66990447
Wanna skype nigger
Shoulda picked german at uni
>>66990458
>not good enough to be a 1C
confirmed for never having watched prime Saku
>>66990428
also forgot to point out that no one gives a shit if you speak french if you're not the coach. neither pacioretty nor any of the four alternate captains speak fluent french
>>66990443
Laine - Mackinnon - Rantanen
Muh dick
>>66990490
But with French you can talk to more people(africans) ;)
>>66990494
A team with S. Koivu as their first-line C is not a cup-winning team.
>>66989718
>perfect boys don't ex-
>>66990447
https://youtu.be/L99ipwHPKlw
>>66990443
>Laine working under a swede
>>66990518
>Rantanen being on the 1st or 2nd line
Seems like a 3rd line prospect at best. Skill level isn't that high once he's playing with the pros and not amateurs or little boys.
Hopefully Laine would be better, Rantanen is a disappointment.
>>66990530
le kekerino
How you faggots doing today?
>>66990565
YOURE UNDER ARREST
>>66990565
fUCKING TRIGGERED
SHITLORD IT'S 2016
>>66990551
Rantanen wins Calder next year desu
>>66990594
Sorry that's not how you spell Nylander
>>66990565
reported
>>66990607
also not how you spell Aho
>>66990565
MODSSSSS
>>66990607
Actually that gives me an idea for actual hockey discussion:
POST WHO YOU BELIEVE WILL GET THE CALDER NEXT YEAR AND WHY:
I'll start, William Nylander
Proved he can play at the pro level this year, putting up 11 points in the final 13 games on a last place Toronto. Next year he will have better linemates than >greening and >grabner while getting consistent 2nd/3rd line match ups.
Strome
>>66990565
Well. Counting down until hokkei time.
>>66990682
Some under sized manlet from Russia will win
>>66990682
>swedes
>laffs
>>66990682
Sebastian Aho. Best hockey player not in the NHL this year. Will only get stronger in the summer. 2nd line forward for the Canes at the momento
prince ded
>>66990713
While Nylander is a strong candidate as well(not to mention guys like Strome, Marner, Matthews, Rantanen and Laine), I think Aho should have a chance. Just a really intelligent player. Honestly my favorite player anywhere right now and I'm not even a Kärpät fan.
Also, I haven't seen enough love for Jukka Jalonen's genius coaching desicion to put a natural winger in Aho in the middle with Pulju and Laine. That line clicked as well as any line I've ever seen.
>>66990763
It's true
Hold me lads
>>66990825
You think Aho's gonna be a winger or center in the NHL?
>>66985657
>lecavalier and datsyuk 1 game away from retired edition
who fucking cares.
Both have been washed up for years.
First Chyna now Prince. What is happening?
Who /Ready to watch the Blackcocks get eliminated tonight/ here?
>>66990908
>2 game to 1
>eliminated
>>66990908
Striking them down now will only make them stronger.
They'll return next year with a nonbust third line and continue the proud tradition of making everyone else mad at success.
>>66990891
Nothing of value was lost
>>66990858
shane prince
Prince is dead?
I feel old
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#Blackhawks lines: Panik-Toews-Kane,
Panarin-Anisimov-Teravainen,
Ladd-Kruger-Hossa,
Mashinter-Desjardins-Weise.
In honor of Prince
https://vimeo.com/8712558
>>66990849
I think his skillset is more suited to center but I can see coaches/executives thinking he doesn't have the size/strength. If he can bulk about 10kg in the next couple of years he should be fine there too.
>>66990974
You bet me to it canada bro
Rip you sexy mf
>>66990926
>They'll return next year
Yeah fighting for a wildcard spot. They will never win another Cup with the team they have. Shit contracts are finally hitting them.
>>66990965
why the fug are they seperating panarin and kane now
>>66990965
>ladd krug hossa
now that's a bumslayer line
>>66991015
keep dreaming m8. they'll get rid of hossa and bickell somehow and free up cap space to lock in breadman for the next thirty years
>>66991036
Tradevalue.
They need to show that he can produce without Kane
>>66991043
Panarin is a Kane babby
>>66990883
stfu you faggot
>>66991049
>elimination game
>give teams a one game sample size of him playing without Kane rather than trying to win
>>66991043
Hossa is a hawk for life due to his cap circumventing deal
Also can't get rid of Bickell unless he's packaged with a good pick or prospect
>>66991098
Legit point
This would be ok me thinks
>>66991150
>Jar Jar
>hockey knowledge
>>66991150
What about this?
>>66991188
Vancouver no way... Arizona would be alright, duclair and domi are based.
Dunno about habs, used to love habs as a kid because if saku and i dont think I can live with me harboring positive vibes towards them. It is a huge and passionate fanbase though
>>66991238
>vancouver no way
fuck off you mongol, if they get first they're not touching your future busts so shut it.
>>66991261
Finns would play well in Hongcouver with their similar language
>>66991261
Why the hate canadabro, you're better off with matthews anyway
>>66990220
So in Sweden you blow fagotts?
>>66991150
>no Canadian teams in the playoffs
>no Canadian teams win the lottery
Top 3 should be Jest, Yotes and Canes. Winterpeg gets their new Teemu in Laine, Yotes draft their local spic kid and the Canes get the Aho-Pulju tandem.
>>66991282
because finnish flags are always acting like laine or poopjarvi coming to van would be the end of the world.
>>66991296
The leafs are a Canadian team you uneducated fuck
>>66991304
This is what hockeygods would want
buffalo really doesn't need a top 3 pick they can fuk off
9 days until we find out lads.
I couldn't be more excited.
>>66991387
this tbf
they have building blocks at every position. now it's time to develop the talent they do have and make a few trades. they will still get a decent player without a lottery pick
Hi where the meeeeeemes at?
>Prince just died in his Minnesota apartment
>Mild literally so desperate to win the stan Lee they sacrifice celebrities
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR GODDAMNIT
I DON'T WANT TO LOSE
JUST LET US WIN THE STANLEY CUP I'M GETTING SO PISSED OFF
THIS IS ALL I FUCKING HAVE
>>66991545
Where you from bro?
>>66990883
That doesn't mean they weren't some of the best players of this era who did great things for their team you fucking homo
Kongs and Wongs both come back and win, both make it to the stanley cup final and it becomes a battle of old superstars, Vinny vs Pavel
How meme would that be?
>>66991577
Checked it. We back now senpai
>>66991577
2meme2btru
Not even those sweet Hedman-digits can make it happen
>>66991605
why are there milk bottles on your flag
>>66990883
Spotted the >rags fan
Hall vs Seguin vs Tarasenko vs Kuznetsov
who do you take
>>66991545
If you're from Chicago I know that feely feel. Blackhawks possibly losing this early suuuucccksksksk, hockey in May always makes my year.
>mfw Hawks lose tonight
>>66991577
pls no
>>66991639
Blose fan spotted
>>66991577
Bettman tries to use refpuck to prolong every series to seven games, but the wongs don't understand what a PP is. The comeback isn't going to happen.
>>66991390
pls be
1.Winnerpeg
2.Calgary
3.Edmittons
Who /team Tim/ here?
>>66991691
Winnipeg and Calgary are ok in my books.
Would you guys pick Laine or Matthews?
>>66991712
FUCK OFF TIM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66991805
>sharing food with degenerates
Kys senpai
Hey guys Tom here. Can't wait for the red wings game tonight.
>>66991822
Why not? Next you're going to tell me that I can't have sex with her either. Fucking normies.
>>66991831
Hi Tom
Kings will win the 2bh family
>>66991671
Pleeeease, you can always do it next year, Vinny and Pasha can't
>>66991848
Hey, whats up. Im about to head to class, hope to talk to you after. Have a good one. Also Go Wings!
Dubs and the flyers win the StanleyC up
>yfw you realize Prince probably had more rings than the King
>>66991805
>tranpa gay
>>66991898
Ok bye Tom. Have fun
>>66991880
>next year
tßh thornton is having a pretty impressive season and looking a lot like his younger self but I don't see him sustaining that much longer. Marleau is still pretty damn fast but hes beginning to regress in his scoring ability (doesn't help he's playing 3rd line I guess). They do have a decent crop of young players but none look close to becoming elite without jumbo pavs or burns carrying them.
>our year
Isn't just a meme, it's pretty much this year or never imo, and I don't want to wait until I'm 50 for the sharks to win.
>andrew Badd
>russia
>rags
Can hockey start already?
now that faggot is on the no no word list, what will players chirp?
How the fuck are the Bloos as good as they are there centres are shit
Lehtera didnt even reach 40 points
and Stasny didnt reach 50
If not for there defence and taresenkgoat they would be terrible
>>66992189
Double faggot
>>66992189
retard
>>66992189
"Fucking cis scum"
>>66992189
"Cuckold"
>>66992197
hard working blue collar hokkei fåm
>>66992197
The blues are a prime example of team depth. They lack true elite superstar talent but they have a plethora of really good players. Chicago is stronger in every position in terms of center defense and goalie if you compare them 1 on 1. But as a team I would argue they're deeper than anyone with the exception being maybe Washington. The blues have a top 3 blue line in the league and 3 lines that can score.
>>66992244
p good belgium
>>66991545
I know that feel bro
TOLVANEN
is /hoc ready for the 2017 number 1 overall? Will be three-way competition between him, Vaakainen and Vesalainen.
>>66992317
>rags
my prediction:
perds 2 cucks 1
perds powerplays 13 dooks 1
> tfw Kongs and RefHawks will be eliminated in the first round
>>66992448
As will you
>>66992448
cucks will be going shortly after too since no one can compete with the the refpuck of trashville this year and their 10 pp a game average
>>66992448
dont call it too early fampai
Q is giving it the old blenderoo
>mfw somehow the hawks bring it back and eliminate the blues at home at being up 3-1
>>66992472
>>66992499
Not likely since the Ducks have won their last game and riding on that momentum
Preds arnt that good
>tranpa - wongs
>pongs - >rags
>analslime - perds
>blackcocks - blose
Who ya got /hoc/?
>>66992639
>wongs
>pongs
>analslime
>st. lose
>>66990524
and that's why brits shouldn't be watching hockey. Go watch EIHL, the league of washed up NHL goons like Kevin Westgarth
>>66992314
Ty finnbro, didn't even realize I had quadruple dubs either, I'm definitely screenshotting and sending a copy to mum for the refrigerator.
What are you drinking tonight in your magical meme-land?
>>66992499
>>66992472
Winner of game 4 tonight between cucks/perds will win the series tbqhwyf
>>66992631
perds suck dick it's just tough to win when you're shorthanded half the game
I wasn't invested in that series at all until I saw the blatant refpucking going on now I root against trashville on principle, worst officiating I've ever seen
>>66992736
Easily the worst officiated game I've seen since watching hockey
Refs where in Goonvilles pocket
>>66992736
>Garbutt pushes a guy in a post-whistle scrum where players from both teams are pushing each other
>Roughing on Garbutt
>Fowler has inside position on a Nashville player as both are chasing the puck
>Interference on Fowler
>meanwhile the refs don't call anything when Neal hits Gibson's helmet with his stick after the whistle and Kesler has his stick sawed in half
That series is refpuck as fuck
>>66992808
shit thread, someone make a new one
>>66992808
No one post in this garbage thread
>>66992771
>>66992817
that game was the penultimate refpuck, but every game has been horribly officiated in trashville's favor, they average like 6+ pps a game this series, where they constantly get away with egregious offenses
>>66991668
>JUST LET US WIN THE STANLEY CUP
>If you're from Chicago I know that feely feel
>Shitcago
>3 cups in 5 years
Eat a dick, faggot.
>>66992965
>being jealous
I can't wait until the playoffs are over so we can start memeing again. These canucks here are getting too salty
