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>tfw your lower round picks are all excellent but it doesn't matter because you have no high picks to supplement the decline of your aging stars
It's a real strange fuckin' feel.
DALLAS STARS
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>>66971541
>tfw have a nose just like selfie-man
Holy shit. Reddit are going full fucking SJW pussy mode over Shaw saying faggot. This is fucking embarrassing. Have any of them even fucking skated before?
>>66975487
It's worse, the reddit shit storm caused this
Michael Russo @Russostrib
One-game suspension for Andrew Shaw, 5K fine #blackhawks #nhl
>literally suspended by PC principal SJWs
Hockey is finished. Good night sweet princess.
>>66975525
DESU the suspension and fine was most likely to keep sponsors happy. That's pretty standard corporate damage control.
>>66975525
>and more
Michael Russo @Russostrib
"In addition, Shaw will be required to undergo sensitivity training," says the NHL
Yfw the Hawks could get eliminated next game
>>66971541
In general I would say fat people are annoying/disgusting but I generally feel bad for this guy. He knows exactly what is going on, and he already feels terrible about it. Just look at the pain in his eyes as this kike rips all enjoyment out of the experience for him and puts terrible thoughts in the back of his head for the remainder of the game.
He finally got up the courage to go out and try to enjoy his favorite sports team live and some Semite publicly shames him and makes him internet infamous against his will.
Everyone laughs and applauds because its a brown person picking on a white dude, the one socially acceptable form of bullying in 2016.
He has nowhere to go, no one to talk to about it who would actually care, and even his own white male peer group will just bully him more if he brings it up.
>w-w-w-white male privilege!
Eddie Lack Compte certifié
@eddielack
Let's start the Markström/demko controversy tweets. I'm on the wagon hahahah
M E M E S
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How come this thread never became tumescent.
>>66975596
>The "sport" of hocblr
Are the Bruins going to blow it up for Real this offseason or go back to "We're gonna try to Rebuild while going to the playoffs but choke" like the last two years.
>>66975672
He can solve all his problems by not stuffing burgers down his fat craw so he doesn't really deserve sympathy my man.
>Andrew Shaw is suspended for saying faggot
Fuck this fucking league /hoc/. I'm fucking done. It gets worse every single fucking year.
>>66976882
Le ESPN and Le Reddit got him suspended. Can't let bad PR happen because the NHL is fucked as is because Bettman's incompetent.
Having the SJWsphere turn on it might lead to it becoming less relevant than the fucking MLS.
>>66976965
MLS is coming man nomatter what
within 10 years it will be the number 2 sport in NA
>>66976965
If the NHL wasn't so fucking jewy and shitty, then we wouldn't have to worry about this.
The problem with the NHL is no one knows how to watch it. Playing 3 national games a week on a channel that no one watches is not a good contract. Yeah, they're better with the playoffs, but the only people that watch them are people that are into hockey.
Hockey is literally the best sport. If people were able to watch the games and follow all of the teams without paying $200 a season, then there wouldn't be an issue, and we wouldn't have to worry about this shit.
F TO PAY RESPECTS
Threadly reminder to not respond to or even read Canadian posts this playoff season
>>66975487
>the webm before that faggot begs for it 20 times
>>66975566
hey queer dont be a faglord and say fag k?
Fuck i bet nba players call each other bitch ass niggas all the time
>>66975672
maybe he will fat shame himself healthy
how long until nhl is complete sjw shit where every player is micd up so they can be fined/suspended for mean words
>>66977968
Do you have him flipping the double bird?
>>66977031
MLB lets you catch like 2,000 games for $100 bucks too
http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/shaw-apologizes-insensitive-remarks/
KEKED!
>>66978043
>I had a tough time sleeping
>saying fag is now the same as getting drunk with your bros and beating the shit out of the queens at the fag bar
>>66977996
4-5 years, about the amount of time it'll take to get ads all over jerseys
>presenting the McDonalds Buffalo Sabres versus the Amazon LA KIngs
>>66978068
>tfw locked in sjw gulag if you even try that shit now
>>66978043
>that trembling lip
Pls no cry ;_;
>>66977020
>t. 1970 american soccer fans
>>66971541
It's okay to cripple them but just don't call then naughty things
>>66978068
i'd have a tough time sleeping to if i knew i was about to get made an example of by the PC police1
>>66978130
desu i think american soccer is gonna get yuge just because it is dead cheap drop a 10k person soccer arena anywhere compared to paying for an ice machine so people can play hockey in the sunbelt
>>66978192
Glorious
>>66978043
he literally said its 2016 and its time everyone is treated equally.
Why not just call everyone fags like niggers call everyone niggers
>>66978192
>these are among his last minutes on ice as a hawk
not a bad way to go, mutt
>>66975525
Remember when Chris Pronger stomped on a guy's calf with his skate, and only got one game?
>>66978043
reminds me of those videos terrorists release where they have a hostage read a message at gunpoint
>>66978258
you can literally give guys a career ending concussion and get less punishment
>>66977020
god please no
the mls fans around here are the most insufferable faggots
>>66978344
Seriously this. Raffi Torres is still in the league. NHL isn't willing to expel the most reckless piece of garbage ever to play the sport, but they'll suspend someone because they said a bad word on the ice where no one can actually hear them.
Is there audio of him saying faggot, or is it just lip reading?
Could have defended himself saying he said maggot.
>>66978480
No audio. He could have said dagnabbit, The NHL wants white faggot money to buy over priced jersey and use their double incomes to buy expensive ass tickets
>faggot
>>66978534
The only reason they knew what he said was because everyone knows NHL players always say that.
It's phony outrage. People getting offending over fucking nothing, like everything else in 2016.
NHL is so fucking gay
who let pussies, who have never lifted a stick in their life, like brian burkes son, in charge of the league?
>>66974975
>mfw Detoilet faggots have some elaborate excuse, game after game, year after year, for why they dont win the stanley cup
It's never because you just arent good. Ever. Most insufferable fanbase in sports, bar none.
>>66978670
he played at miami tho
>>66978670
that's how everything works in life, qualifications < connections
>>66978702
No he fucking didnt.
He's a faggot who only has power because his dad is well connected.
>>66978774
was your daddy poor so now you have a shitty job?
>every male dominated thing is getting feminized by morally righteous do-gooders
>video games
>engineering
>computers
>sports
where will I be able to go to escape the nu-male menace?
>>66978888
Gay spas
>>66978888
4chan
>>66978888
>engineering
depends which kind
software engineering is cucked as fuck
mats and mechanical are still fine
no idea about civies though
>>66978913
>tfw gunna have to turn gay to have male bonding in the year 2050
>>66978888
>the new baldurs gate had a transexual character for no reason
>>66978888
Dimly lit dive bars. Its already half of my social interaction
>>66978732
I'm not a Tampa fan faggot
>>66979068
Your opinion is just as uninformed as theirs typically is. Anyway go spend some time reading the comments on red wings related articles on Facebook. You'll probably get a laugh, they make me want to kill myself.
>>66978888
Just wait for fembots
SOMEONE POST A WEBM A SHAW SAYING FUCKING FAGGOT
>>66979133
Already posted it pay attention
>>66977968
>>66978888
Don't forget our $20 bill. I just heard.
>>66979170
I don't mind that so much as long as they keep changing it up every few years. If they replace all the bills without plans of changing them in the future, that's when I start having a problem
>>66979003
>trans people have to justify their existence to you to live in a fantasy world
you should honestly kill yourself
>>66979068
You can't say that word anymore, anon, I'm afraid you owe /hoc/ $5000 and an apology
>>66979170
to be fair, harriet tubman kinda looks like a dude
>>66979124
I know enough detoilet fans in my personal life to make an informed decision. Im not gonna go read Facebook for you nigger. Fuck you, fuck your faggot team, and fuck your perpetual excuse-making fanbase.
>>66979252
Keep deflecting faggot
>>66979170
"Can I get ones and fives?"
>>66979213
>bill design hasn't changed in a century
>thinks they'll start changing it every few years
Yeah, no.
What happened? I just got off work
look on the bright side lads
you got to experience the golden age and will die before total cuckification occurs
>>66979414
>golden age
Don't think that many people here were alive in the 50s
>>66979284
I could call you out on your anecdotal evidence that doesn't line up with the stereotypical butthurt Detroit fan which is easily found in comment sections everywhere and whining to 97.1 The Ticket. But I know your bantz are as weak as Detroit's power play in this series.
If you want to make fun of Detroit fans it's not hard, just get it right. They're a bunch of perpetually butthurt retards who don't watch games trying to play armchair GM.
>>66979449
I'm not making fun or putting in effort. I'm telling you what i know.
Now go think up some more elaborate excuses you perpetually harmed little baby. You have some more upcoming losses to explain.
>>66979483
It's already explained, they're a mediocre team that made it into the playoffs by a hair thanks to the Snes blowing the fuck out of the ruins. I'm just happy I get to see >my team play a few more games, seeing Larkin and Athanasiou get some playoff experience and even score was nice. Even Nyquist got one in.
The best part of it all is they are playing a team with fans that get butthurt in threads even when they're winning.
>>66979408
flipped off the ref and called him a faggot on camera
>>66979584
Larkin is a faggot. He reminds me of Crosby with no talent
Is Islanders-Panthers the most unappealing matchup ever?
>>66979674
lol
Daily reminder: "fans" of bandwagon teams like Chicago and Tampa would rather argue about how many niggers reside in the opposing team's city than watch a game.
>caps
>>66979722
>he can't handle bantz
youd probably cry if you were a kings or >rags fan
>>66979810
I really don't care that much about anything anybody on /sp/ has to say unless it has to do with sports. If you come into a thread about hockey and all you talk about is niggers I assume you're new to the sport and don't really have anything of substance to say on the subject. I might reply mockingly to the people posting that stuff on occasion, it's funny how each post gets angrier and angrier with even more pointed vitriol, while my reaction is either amusement or apathy.
>>66978888
Checked,
Trades where you get elbow grease like plumbing and shit are uncucked
>>66979905
I can almost hear the rustle of the fedora brushing against your hair
>>66979966
Nah that's 99.9% pure autism, unfiltered.
>>66976882
If anything, I would have suspended him for throwing a little temper tantrum like a child, flipping off the refs and throwing stuff. I could care less if he called someone a fucking faggot. If normal people knew what hockey players say to each other on the ice they'd be appalled
Anyone got a decent stream of the Stars game?
Stars game thread?
AAAAAAAAAAAH!!! Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! I've had it up to HERE with stupid fucking memes! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking memes, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say! You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "MEME THIS, MEME THAT, I STILL GET WEIRDED OUT BY THE FACT THERE ARE MEMES HERE!" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking memes on the Death Grips Shisposting group? You fucking people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your addresses you fucking pieces of shits. I'd spit in your faces.
>>66980440
>rags
How many will nemo let in tonight
>no game thread
Fine, Stars-Wild thread
>>66980639
>>66980660
Sorry, >>66980620 came first.
>>66980686
really lol, well its the thought that counts
>there will be no sweeps in the first round
thanks for nothing craps
>caps
>craps
>can't even sweep the crylels
>crapitals fans think they can beat the pens
>cant even sweep the floyers
>hawks eliminated first
>crapitals
>leastern conference "elite" teams
Lelemao
>>66980872
>Stars lose a game to the Wild
>Capitals lose a game to the Flyers
Worst #1 seeds in NHL history.
>>66980813
>>66980819
>>66980858
>>66980861
>>66980863
>>66980894
Who fucking cares you losers we weren't even trying tonight if you fags had actually bothered to watch the game
>>66980937
>we weren't even trying
Maybe >you should
Philly with the reverse sweep???
>caps being reverse swept by a shit team with a goalie playing amazing
it begins
>>66980937
>w-we weren't even trying!
>capilels when they're aren't gifted 3+ power plays
>ovechmeme when he actually has to play and can't park his non-white subhuman ass on le circle waiting for a one timer
>craps
>>66980872
Lightning Detroit is on before the Hawks blues game
>>66980917
Even worse, the stars lost to minn without Parise and Vanek
>goon Wilson crying to the refs after throwing dirty hits for 82 games this year
You niggers thought we would get sweep.
Fucking Philthy nigger ape fans celebrating one win like they've won a cup. Disgusting. When the capitals win their first cup this year we will show them how and when to celebrate
>>66981066
reverse sweep incoming
>>66981066
>implying the caps will make it out of the second round
>>66981066
>>66980937
Are okay my man?
>>66981066
You sound mad, friend.
It just a game :^)
I need to take a fat smelly shit, should I try and make it a Canadian nhl team or a Californian one?
>>66981066
Are you nervous because you remember that the capitals have a historical 25% chance to lose a series they have a 2 game lead in?
>>66981084
>>66981089
>>66981093
>>66981103
>taking this weak of bait
>>66981093
its a cryers fan posing as a fan of a half decent team
of course he's not okay, he's probably out of batteries to throw
>>66981066
>>66980937
cryers fans in disguise, don't fall for it /hoc/
>>66981066
Mad you got beat by the worst NON Cuckadian team
>>66981115
you should try and make it not landlocked and irrelevant
What would happen if someone got caught calling Simmonds or Subban a nigger on camera?
>>66981155
Nova Scotia then? Or try out for Vancouver?
>>66981066
you should accept that the caps are never ever beating the >rags :^)
>>66981130
>i was just baiting
You are not fooling anyone
>Shithawks losing Shaw after his chimpout of the ages
>Game tomorrow is at the Scot
THIS IS THE LUCKY BLUES BIRD OF SHITHAWK ASSPAIN, CHICUMGUZZLER BANDWAGON TEARS AND A FIRST ROUND EXIT WILL COME ONLY IF YOU RESPOND "LET'S GO BLUES" TO THIS POST
>>66981186
people would care for a week or 2 and forget about it, unless a blackcawks player did it. SJWs are zeroing in on them
>Pronger in charge of not being a manlet
embarassing
>>66981218
LET'S GO BLUES
>>66981224
>SJWs are zeroing in on them
pretty sure you mean everyone
hating the hawks is the hip thing to do
>>66981186
Espn would demand said player be fired in a rocket to the deep reaches of outer space.
>>66981218
LET'S GO BLUES
>>66981218
>>66981355
why are you forcing this meme
>>66980980
opoopchken btfo
Uncle Gary told me sweeps are bad for business. See you in DC.
>>66981374
It wasn't just my posts that got deleted, a couple other people posted it and both also were deleted.
>Caps didn't show up for two periods
>Only lost by one
tbqhfam I'm not too worried, probably better this way. Caps fans that went to the game tonight have a better chance of not being stabbed
>>66981408
have you considered that its just a shit meme?
Everybody let's make sure /hoc/ is a safe space for the LGBT community. Don't post any material offensive to trans people.
>>66981442
Don't post anything offensive to negroids either. For example don't tell detoilet and Philthy fans that their teams will be eliminated next game.
>>66981326
>>66981316
>>66981250
I CAN'T HEAR YOU
>>66981355
>>66981379
>>66981475
>this one Detoilet faggot getting BTFO by the based janitor
maybe you should strop trying to force your shitty meme. Honestly you should be banned for spam.
>reddit faggots saying how they don't even say "that's gay" and if they do they feel wrong
Holy fuck, what a bunch of pussies, I now remember why I never go to that site, faggot doesn't even mean a gay person these days, if someone gets offended because of it then sucks for them, they're a faggot
Chirping will be outlawed from the game because of people who have never even played it
>>66981474
>angry tranpa fan
>>66981494
whats the furthest the blues have made it in the playoffs?
honest question
>>66981501
>tranpa fans think janitors are "based"
How does this webm make you feel?
>>66981501
I've never seen a team on /hoc/ get as ass blasted as detoilet. I wonder if Tom is ashamed of how his city is acting
>>66981519
I think they were one goal away from the cup but yzerman scored instead of gretzky
Why do Tampa and Detroit fans try and force their """rivalry""" here so much? Is it simply because they are the two most vocal, circlejerking fanbases in the general?
>>66981592
must have been a hell of a "one goal"
>>66981629
>implying any of us want a rivalry with an irrelevant team
Detroit isn't much of a rivalry unless you want to go Wednesday night rivalry levels
>>66981218
LET'S GO BLUES
>>66981659
Idk I'm not a blues fan
>>66981501
Lmao all your teams fans do is post frogs and shitty sandwiches. They don't even understand the sport, then they start crying incessantly about everything. Including their own goals. Not to mention they can't handle bantz. Wouldn't expect much out of a bunch of Cubans though
>this triggers Tampa """"""""""fans""""""""""""
End 1st.
DAL 0 - 0 MIN.
I don't get it. Is this some sort of false flagging to make wongs fans look annoying?
>>66981494
Why are tranpon gay lgbtning fans such worthless shitheads, guys?
>there's a wongs fan so anally devastated by his teams failure that he's getting PERSONALLY btfo by a janitor
hey man bad years happen
just so happen the wings' bad years NEVER EVER end
t. hawks fan
>>66971541
You should legit delete this picture.
It's not meme worthy, hell it isn't even funny.
It's just bullying and /hoc/ is a bully free zone
>>66981218
LET'S GO BLUES
>>66981592
nah that was conference finals or something
>>66981519
they got to scf first 3 seasons and got swept each time
Any update on Laughton?
>>66981834
nothing wrong with frogposting tbqh
Red Wongs and Clots discussion is pretty annoying right now, can we go back to talking about fucking faggots?
>>66981797
Enjoy getting swept right after we do.
>tranpon gay fans think we don't we're lucky to be in the playoffs
>they don't realize they'll be swept in the next series
It'll be glorious. Hawks, wings, flyers out in the first. Lightning out in the second. Check it.
>>66981854
probably not until tomorrow morning
>>66981834
>mad at frogs
>mad at sandwiches
>being a >rags fan
>>66981218
LET'S GO BLUES
>the int canadian is behind all this
friendly reminder
>>66981927
fuck off
>yfw kongs let in first shot on net for 4th game in a row
>quick
>elite
>>66981962
>rags
>>66981904
stors out first round
>>66981904
it's the price of success m8
we keep having to trade out all our talent due to cap issues
we're blessed, hawks brought us 3 cups; if they bring me one more before I die that will be more than enough
>>66981951
actually no
>>66981979
sorry pal didn't mean to offend, the poster below you ordered it
>>66981984
This too. /hoc/ will be glorious this week. I'm preparing for the tears.
>>66981927
Fuck off
>>66979408
too bad patrick kane didn't say it
they wouldve just given him a paltry fine and a sternly worded blowjob from the refs
sure are alot of fags in this thread
>>66982048
>being heterosexual
It's 2016, what are you doing?
>>66982048
>>66982053
Please no homophobia. You might get Shaw'd and miss your next game thread
http://articles.chicagotribune.com/1998-08-26/news/9808270083_1_worthy-idea-nhl-players-nhl-star-bobby-hull
>"Hitler, for example, had some good ideas. He just went a little bit too far," the Hall of Fame player told the English-language Moscow Times.
>>66982016
kek had not noticed
t. gut full of cheeseburgers
>>66982188
base hull
>>66978671
>being this mad at a fan base that hasn't won a cup in 8 years
WeW lad
>>66981316
HOLY FUCK I would literally suck a fart out of her ass if you know what i mean
>>66982188
That was the Cincy owner MArgie Schott that said that
>crapitals
>>66982284
>stationed in florida for 3 years
>I once knew the joy of publix but now I'll never see one again
>shitlanders
>>66982321
At least you weren't stationed in Flo Rida
>>66982321
Can I go to officer school if I take an antidepressant and a bipolar mood stabilizer?
CATS
CATS
CATS
CATS
>Rochocko Luonchoke didn't choke tonight
wow
>>66982382
Nice $3 hat
I bet the beer cost as much
>isles fans dumping beer on Denis Potvin after the loss
>>66982321
I can ship them to you f a m
>>66982431
>assmad lellanders fans
>n1emi
Why is the metropolitan so fucking scummy?
t. penguins fan
>>66982442
C L A S S Y
L
A
S
S
Y
>>66982374
Not in Sweden :)
>>66982472
What's with the faggy face. Just answer.
Besides it's not like your military is even worth a shit kek
>>66982450
>Antti Miemie
>>66982442
>>66982442
kek bretty gud/10
>tranpa
>faggot
>>66982489
There's no reason to be rude ;)
>>66982536
Sverige :3
>>66982518
Clutch frok
>>66982536
I passed the officer school Internet test for your faggy military so I'd be a shoe in. Plus it's not like I'd see combat for the Swedish military, I think you guys are just used for parades lol
>>66982536
faggy swede military BTFO
>>66982518
hello sir there has been a manufacturing error
all sharp and oduya models are flawed and must be returned to purchase site
please do so as soon as possible
>Finnish tendies
>>66982566
>>66982563
Samefag. Do NOT bully Sweden.
hertl is cute :3
>>66982546
Good morning famalam
>>66982563
>internet test
They want people to pass that shit. Passing it doesn't mean much.
And you'd be out pretty soon if you're this guy --> >>66982374
Not that big of a risk right now, which is pretty good. And the parading isn't done that often.
>>66982633
Don't worry about it. Can't expect anything else around here
Dullass looking shook as fuck lads, are the mild gonna sweep in six?
>dullass swept in 6
>hawks swept in 5
>kings swept in 5
>caps swept in 7
the memes reign supreme
is there a more autistic fanbase than Islanders fans? Barley show up all season, stole the Yes chant from the SF Giants. Trying to hard to chant and sing like European soccer clubs. But muh 4 cupz, you niggas were born in the 90's you know shit about the glory years. But hey you're only going to games so you can film yourself doing the Yes chant and add it to your story on Snapchat. Drink Drano and check em.
>>66982704
Don't forget Detoilet and >Rags
>>66982704
>he thinks the caps aren't going to the next series
Got some bad news for you flyers fags.
>>66982749
if there's any team thats gonna get reverse swept, its the craps
>>66982688
Not so fast Mild!
>tranpa
Post famous fans.
>>66982772
Don't you have some batteries and bracelets to be throwing at people?
>>66982772
>cryers have already done it
>craps are shorks-tier chokers
>also one goalie injury away from golfing
gotta agree with you lad
>>66982821
>swept
>in
>7
>>66982820
>rags
>>66982821
>>66982874
>>66982820
>>66982431
Probably cost less that the beer your fans threw at their Hall of Famer tonight.
>>66982820
Old school
