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>Detoilet
>forum
>kongs
>>66985657
First for Andrew "Dagger the Fagger" Shaw
>mild
>>66985675
Not even close
>rags
>>66985657
8th for >reverse sweep
>>66985670
>tranpa
>shit team
>>66985685
>Implying smell my nuts is only one single person
That's been on fucking /sp/ for years you gay ass new niggas.
>shit fans
>>66985705
>you are posting with people this new
>>66985705
The guy that always does it in Wings game threads is easily identifiable though. His writing style never changes much, I argued with him a few times but I'm enjoying shitposting alongside him these days.
>>66985713
Stupid faggots probably don't even realize a .gif/webm used to accompany every smell my nuts post. I didn't believe Reddit had actually invaded /hoc/ but holy shit. They actually have.
It's funny, I never gave a shit about homos, but this speech policing and all their fucking hate crime hoaxes has made me hate them.
>>66985720
That's probably me lel. I've been shitposting since the days of the Vancouver Riots and before hand, it's second nature by now desu. Shits fun but some people take it too seriously.
>>66985723
There's a board on 4chan for that
>>>/pol/
>>66985732
2bh with you, as a Tampa fan, I always enjoyed the Detroit games just because it seems like they're the only ones who can shitpost well besides us
>>66985735
It's on topic here faggot
has there been a fight these playoffs yet
>shit franchise
>>66985746
It's because a lot of people think >we're cocky and elitist because of how long >we've been winning but desu we're very experienced with humility thanks to the Lions and Pistons. Very few franchises/cities out there knows what it means to suck as well as us.
>>66985735
>reads that post
>tries to police his speech
there's a board for you to be a bitch too, it's over on reddit
>>66985757
I'm sure you can see the similarities since we have the sucs, gays, and the formerly worst team in the nhl
>>66985752
>>66985771
Bucs have a historic team in their history though.
Meanwhile the >Loins have a 0 win season.
>>66985763
Why don't you go to have fun boards f*ggot
>>66985752
Bolts/Wings have had multiple line brawls and fights you stupid bandwagon faggot. Fuck off if you're not going to watch hockey you stupid gook.
>>66985774
damn, that nigga really got a pounding
>>66985778
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1976_Tampa_Bay_Buccaneers_season
It's long forgotten but >we were the OG losers. Plus the super bowl win was a fluke anyway
>>66985657
Too many feels. An end of an era
>>66985783
Kippers btfo
>>66985783
leave her alone!
>>66985818
Shut up retard.
Lecavelier is a prima donna faggot.
>>66985820
if you want to get to her, you're gonna have to fight me first desu.
>>66985820
Fuck off.
>>66985863
>>66985849
Smell my smelly nuts faggots.
Will the > Kongs come back ?
>>66985863
>>66985867
make me
>>66985873
They fucking better
>>66985886
I'm on your side.
>>66985867
its 2016
im obligated by law to do that
>>66985905
I'M REPORTING YOU TO BETTMAN!
>kongs
>rags
>>66985894
sorry canafriend, I meant to quote >66985820. battle buddies desu senpai.
What is his name?
Adam Gretz
@AGretz
Doughty and Scuderi together this year: 46.7 Corsi, 2.44 GA/60
Doughty with any other defensemen: 60.1 Corsi, 1.50 GA/60
>Scuderi
Holy fucking lel/
>>66985873
Yes. It's impossible for the sharks to not choke
There is literally nothing wrong with uncle Gary
>>66985940
yessie poolyouyarvee, future captain of the canucks
>>66985940
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>66985723
>you know, I was apathetic about x before, but now that I've selectively observed overblown outlying reactions from x demographic to y event, I realize the SJW conspiracy is true
I think I've heard this one before
>>66985940
Patrik Laine.
>>66985953
Where's the Guinea pigs sandwich
>always made meme picks in my bracket in previous years
>made serious picks this year
>the one year I pick chiraq and the >kongs to make deep runs is the one year the fucking blose and shorks meme on them in the first round
>>66985953
nice post
nice animal
>got Bolts playoff tickets and still have enough money left over for gender reassignment surgery
>mfw
>>66985967
it's hard to eat a sandwich during battle senpai
>>66985670
i fucking hate you
>>66985980
>can't handle bantz
are you not aware of the constant shitposting going on
>>66985984
I am not. First time here actually.
However I'm still mad
>>66985971
>mfw scared dog in the car
>>66986038
where ya from fella
>>66986038
>admitting you're new
reddit... or bait?
tfw no dog to hold hands with
>>66986051
detroit
>>66986057
new to /sp/ not 4chan
>>66986104
Why did you decide to come here now when your team is on the verge of elimination
>>66986104
>Tampa fans frogposting and generally being annoying
>Tranny posts in gamethread along with pic
>Detroit fans taunt them over and over with tranny related insults
The vicious cycle of shitposting continues, you walked in on it.
>>66986104
Welcome to /hoc/, enjoy your stay newfriend.
>>66986126
Why does frog posting annoy you? I thought that was just a tv meme.
>>66986133
LMAO LOOK AT THAT FUCKING MONKEY
>>66986133
KIWI
I
W
I
>>66986141
Me every time I see kiwi flag
>>66986133
Kiwi-san who is going to win sir Stan Lee's chamber pot?
>>66986139
that's racist, that's a fucking ______
>>66986136
Tired old memes sourced from the worst board on this site then coopted by Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram users aren't really welcome.
>captcha was sandwiches
i kissed a girl and i liked it
>CHIRAPE
>shitcago and kongs gonna be out in first round
meme teams finally die
>>66986168
Girls are for fags
>>66986180
>tranpa
>>66986184
More like Tranny Bay lel
>>66986112
bad timing huh
>>66985963
>implying outliers
>implying anything resembling a conspiracy was ever mentioned
nice weasel words you fucking libshit bitch
>>66986180
i guess that makes you a heterosexual
>>66986160
GOAThawks to comeback and sweeps the Poos in 7, then go all the way unbeaten
>>66986304
Will you still come post memes if the Hawks are eliminated
>21 million dollars
>0 goals
>>66985873
I hope so, Vinny shouldn't go out like this
>>66985657
Datsjuk isnt retiring
>>66986355
After that game there's no way the Sharks didn't pay off the refs
>>66986369
Is that a real monkey? Why does he hate hockey so much?
flo ri da pa nt he rs
>>66986379
>kongs PK is shit tier
>m-m-muh refpuck
>>66986451
stan ley cup win ner s
>>66986379
How many players has brown injured? And yet he's not a "repeat" offender so it's all good. Face it the kings play a rougher and dirtier game and that means occasionally you get a penalty called against you. And the kings should never complain about calls not going their way they get kids treatment every game and every player
>>66986368
just from the nhl
>>66985940
Hhah you won't believe what reddit calls him.
Get this
POOL PARTY
hahahahehehe
>Hockey
>>66985657
I'd rather watch donald trump, barack obama and a 4 year old refugee having a threesome, than a ice hockey game
>craps couldnt even sweep filthy
>>66986700
>that flag
>that post
Does your country have any sports other than making international news for looking like morons at the olympics?
>>66986715
At least we win stuff that matters outside murica.
>>66986752
Lel.
>>66986752
Like world wars?
I always figured germans would like hockey
>>66986705
They just want to win the series at home
bettman says if you make fun of the hawks today you're getting suspended
just let >us slide into mediocrity in peace
>kongs
>stinky smelly spencer
>>66987238
Here, have a butt
Is Chiago that one guy from your lecture who cries out misogyny, has the personal hygiene of a somalian and sucks the dick of the lecturer after the class for a C+?
>less than 12 hours until hockey
>less than 15 hours until Datsyuk might have done his last shift in the NHL
>>66987340
he's the black guy who grew up in a suburb and thinks he's hard and screams about the white man keeping him down instead of ever taking accountability
>Detroits about to be knocked out
What a waste of a playoff spot
>>66987633
>bombston instead
yeah nah
>>66987645
Watching the ruins implode would have been infinitely superior
>>66987654
>
where r the canadian teams
>>66987685
>a typical scrum
Proving my point, shit series, shit teams, shit banter
>sober for 16 hours
>NA chips start at 24 hours
not gonna make it desu
>barkov 2 pts -2 over 4 games
>tavares 7 pts +1 over 4 games
Hmmm
>>66987711
Tampa and Detroit seem to be starting up a small rivalry. Tampa and Boston, not so much.
>>66987700
Golf course
>>66987730
greiss
Which playoff team do you think will regress the most next year?
>>66987916
Detroit
Might be a good thing in the long run though, who knows
>i dreamt i was a trap and sucked a dudes dick
do i have to cheer for the tampa now?
>>66987968
sub in butt
>>66987948
Yeah same with Minnesota. I think they'll be pretty shit next year as well.
>>66987983
How will Chicago do?
lmao @ kongs
God bless America
>>66987989
I was wondering the same thing. They still have Kane toews keith seabrook and Crawford. The real obstacle will be how their GM handles depth with such little funds. Hossa is eating so much of their cap and he's basically useless now. I could still see them being good and making the playoffs but idk if they'll win another cup with the salary situations they're in now.
>>66988017
DONSKOI! is just too good. He is the difference what Sjs didn't have before. Just like Lehterä is the 1st line center that blues didn't have before so now they can actually beat hawks.
3-1 is prime shorkening
>>66988021
Was thinking along the same lines. Looking at their contracts they should be able to get by next season, but they might have to move some people before the season after that. I could see Teravainen being traded for example.
LETS GO KITTIES
>the shanty town of kongland
lelmao losing to the fucking SHORKS
>>66988064
>>66988106
Armenia on suicide watch
>>66988046
>>66988106
second round is usually where shorks shork the most desu
>>66985940
>posting the shopped version
>wake up this morning
>sun is shining
>white neighbor out mowing his lawn
>remember I don't live in Detroit
>I don't have to worry about getting shkt while heading to the store by some negro
Watching sopranos
>>66988162
Good looking kid
>>66988181
keep us updated, pekka
>>66986104
As a new you have to bring one(1) new meme
Why do finnpantherfans post more about Florida Panthers than americapantherfans?
;_;
>Finland Panthers
>>66988211
/lifelong panthers fan here.
>mfw all the Finnish posters on /hoc/ bandwagon the Habs after pic related makes the team and they win the 3rd lottery pick
>>66988235
Same..as a kid first because awesome logo and name, and now because underdogs forever
Pls Barkov help Jagr win his last Stanley Cup
bring a fitting end for the Ageless One
>>66988211
There's like 30 total Florida hockey fans and they all chose Tampa instead
>>66988248
why are you obsessed of that soft bust, he will never make it in the NHL
>>66988255
>implying jagr's gonna retire anytime soon
he's still got atleast 3 years in him if he doesn't have a stroke or something
>>66988248
>shl
>>66988305
>>66988292
SHL is superior to Liiga in almost every way.
>Panthers in Stanley Cup finals
How likely is this reality?
>>66988341
Won't get past Caps or Pongs.
>>66988333
Haaay are britbros watching Division 1B
http://wmib2016.iihf.com/
>>66988333
ayyy liiga had more teams in the chl playoffs and kärpät the 4th best team in the liiga dominated the winner of shl
lelkonen sucked in the liiga so he went to shl and is suddenly superstar LOL
>>66988333
>shl
>>66988378
This tbph famy
>>66988377
You know, I didn't believe that Darius Kasparaitis could play on the Lithuanian team as his age, but after the GB game, I think it might be possible.
>>66988378
He's a 20-year old kid, he's still developing. You didn't expect any season-to-seaon improvement from him?
>>66988399
lehkonen will never be nhl player. He would have to be taller or faster and he's not a crosby or tarasenko like manlet tank he's twig.
>these finnish muppets thinking shl isn't vastly superior to SM-Liga
>>66988436
>shl
>>66988378
>only swedish teams have won the chl
>mfw a finn thought his meme league was good near me
I wish Finland and Sweden would just blow eachother already
>>66988419
>having this much intolerance for manlets
How fucking dare you
>>66988378
Who won the CHL?
Which country won the CHL for the second time in a row?
From what country did the team that cücked Kärpät in this years CHL come from?
>kärpät the 4th best team in the liiga dominated the winner of shl
Did the winner of SHL not come from Sweden? Because Kärpät didn't play a single swedish team in this years CHL
>>66988378
>>66988488
>Did the winner of SHL not come from Sweden? Because Kärpät didn't play a single swedish team in this years CHL
Besides the one that cücked them in the finals of course
>>66988488
dominated but lost. if it was playoff series kärpät would sweep in 5
>>66987212
Krautfag her, sorry for bad English.
1. Ice hockey is in Germany a very regional Sport, like in the USA (Yankee vs Sunnstates).
In (Old) Bavaria, on the Rhine, Hesse and Saxony Hockey are the number 2 after Soccer. In the Rest of Germany Hockey its more like Soccer in Canada.
2. It has a very bad reputation:
Hockey in Germany is a financial and logistical Desaster, more Teams go bankrupt as going in relegation. The DEL is a major League without a minor league, the DEL 2 has promotion and relegation....
3. Many People think its not a "German" sport.
-The National Team sucks and in the Leagues playing are to many foreigners.
Example: DEL Team Iserlohn Roosters (Yes, really) 27 Man-Squad, only six Germans, 21 foreigners.
But even with this Hockey is after Soccer the most visited Sport in Germany... even more than “Best League of the World/WE are World/Europechampionwinners... blah-blah“ Handball.
I think Germany is a sleeping Hockeygiant.... but never awake.
>>66987700
>>66988501
>Bildelar HC would sweep in 5
>>66988501
>Finn doing anything to keep his delusion
Not surprised tbf
>>66988456
sweden is too busy blowing niggers for that to happen
>>66985944
And to think the pens picked up Daley for that fucking guy. I love it
>>66988456
We're not as brave as you and Canada
sweden in charge of /int/-posting again
>>66988546
Why are they so delusional?
>>66987359
Kek
So basically they're welfare niggers who cant afford going to games
Who wins the Calder next year and why will it be William Nylander?
>>66988707
No argument here. Nylander will put up 58 points, cap it.
>>66988707
why would they give it to nylander when laine is going to break selänne's unbreakable rookie goal record?
>>66988707
>Bill Bustlander
Not dropped back down to the farm
Also Torontos Calder contender next year will be Laine
>all these triggered swedes
>>66988725
>>66988730
stinky smelly deludeds
>>66988681
They're overcompensating
>>66988707
William Nylander is not a bust
>>66988747
>when the FIDF ameriburger outpost is posting
>>66988747
Most common name for newborns is mohammed
>>66988681
No one wants to be last in something you care a lot about.
>>66988785
delet this
t. Sven Al-Abdul Ahmed
>>66988793
luckily we have won all the pesäpallo championships. You guys absolutely suck at football.
>>66988785
>>66988811
They have a very talented serbian though
>
All I want is the Kings to win one more cup. Then they can go back to sucking for like 40 years and I won't be mad. Just going out like this is terrible. Missing playoffs and then first round exit. As much as you guys hate the Kings...it is still sad to see this great team get blown up and traded away in the near future
>>66988785
Lies are second nature to finns tbf
>>66988811
>"You guys absolutely suck at football."
>qualified for euros this and won the u21 euros last year
>meanwhile finland is nowhere to be seen
>>66988830
>Implying Armenian genocide happened
>all these triggered swedes
>>66988833
True, finnish divegrass is laughable. The fans are desperately trying to be polaks when it comes to "fan behaviour"
Alex Nylander has a high chance of being a bust. Leafs got the only good one in William and now teams are trying to make up for how far William fell in the draft (drafted AFTER Virtanen) by drafting Alex high to get in on the Nylander craze.
>>66988830
Fuck the kongs and their shit beaner bandwagon fanbase, they should be relocated to las vegas
Finland on suicide watch
>>66988831
>Separating all the +10 ways of spelling Muhammad so that it won't be on top of the list to incite dangerous Swedish nationalism
>>66988833
haha how have the sweden fallen. I wonder what would swedes in the 90s said if you would have told them that in 2016 it's considered success to just qualify for tournaments. LEL
>>66988865
we always are though
>>66988822
and even ibra is massive choker. Will never be close to Litmanen but Hyypiä vs Ibra would be interesting debate.
>>66988857
The past two u20 tournaments the swedish players have been to crisis therapy when we have destroyed them. Please dont trigger them anymore, we are here for hockey bantz
>>66988513
There's been some good German players in the NHL over the years. In fact there's an excellent one right now.
>>66988868
They climb a couple of spots. But that spelling is by far the most common here. Wouldn't have made that much of an difference.
>>66988868
>swedish nationalism
Lmao this isn't 1700's anymore
>>66988895
>good players
>playing for the Edmonton Oilers
Check the standings there, friendo
>>66988847
>retards actually believe and trust Turkish propaganda
Wew
>>66988879
>Will never be close to Litmanen
Keeping up with the delusion I see
>>66988886
I'm sorry Pekka, but "hockey", now officially renamed as FunPuck is a triggering sport and we must include warnings so that people in disenfranchised communities with a history of interest in the sport are not harmed
>>66988862
I hope to fucking god the leafs don't draft Alex. I will be fucking irate if they waste it on him. If they get pushed down to 4th I would be happy with Dubois, Chychrun, Juolevi, or tkachuk.
>>66988725
best finnish sniper since Häyhä
Why do swedes always bring up Ibra as a good example of immigrants? He's a completely self absorbed cunt and would be leeching off welfare and stealing bikes if he wasn't good at kicking a ball.
>>66988912
haha what the fuck you can't really believe ibra impacts the game as much as prime Litmanen did.
>>66988899
top kek
>>66988900
that's the joke
>>66988911
Only 27 countries recognize it lel.
Including the highly trustworthy countries like:
>Russia, Bolivia, Venezuela, Uruguay, Paraguay, Libanon etc.
Your family killed themselves senpai
>>66988908
you're right, there are 0 good players on the Oilers and the Leafs
>>66988911
I would trust a Turk before a disgusting Armenian
>>66987948
They won't. They'll continue the trend of being completely mediocre.
t. depressed Detroit fan.
GO BACK TO YOUR SOCCER THREADS WITH YOUR FUCKING IMMIGRANTS YOU GOD DAMN NORDIC FAGGOTS THIS IS /HOC/
>still two years until the next olympic hockey
>>66988938
Both Zlatan and Laudrup are/were better than Litmanen. Your guy is #3 among the nordic countries
>>66988979
A couple of month until the Bettman cup though
>>66988973
They're not going to drop like a stone. But I could easily see them breaking the streak next season.
fuck finland
>>66989054
Apologize
>>66989054
delete this right fucking now
>>66989054
Get the fuck out
>it's another /hoc/ gets derailed by Nordic autism episode
>>66985778
0-16 season isn't historic?
Finland=faggot
>>66989025
>No Datsyuk
>Probably no Howard
>Tatar and Nyquist fade further into obscurity
>Zetterberg prematurely ages again
>Mrazek is human after all
>Ericsson
>Kronwall
>AA still gets sub-10 minutes a game
Probably.
>>66989108
How long until autosage
>>66989119
fuck you fucking faggot
>>66988955
>>66988950
>I trust ISIS supporters and Muslims
OK
>>66989122
>Tatar and Nyquist fade further into obscurity
Probably what I have been most worried about. I still have hopes that they can get back on track though.
>Datsyuk/Zetterberg
Pretty expected developments really. We'll have to wait and see for how long Zetterberg keeps clinging on.
>Mrazek
Not too worried really. He's still very young for a goalie.
>Kronwall
Yeah, the whole defence is crumbles.
>double AA
I think he'll start to collect more minutes. But you never know what goes on in coaches minds.
>finland bought into the hockey meme
>will never win the olympic hokki gold
I almost feel bad
>rags
Great Britain is a superior hockey nation to Finland. Prove me wrong.
>>66989054
>taking it too far
>ameritakeittoofars
>>66989222
trips confirm
>finland
