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Magenta pls ensure we don't have two boring NZ teams in the final edition
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North Americans OUT sub-edition
Ducks up 2 senpai
Cash out for 400% profit?
Nah don't be a coward, ride it out for 500%
>>66958980
*poops*
Pmsl why was the thread deleted?
>>66959022
I guess the janitors got sick of shit tier british tripfags
>>66959022
Mod is a virgin obv.
TIP
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Jimmy1720
49.98%
3 minutes ago
USA -
@ 19 Apr 2016 - 20:08
>>66959022
We're being moved to /biz/, lads
>Euan is now banned
:(
>>66959527
Good, now maybe we can profit.
>>66959633
Have sex
>>66959659
I will thanks.
WHY are there so many /bet/ members on TT?
>>66959774
spoonfeeders
>>66958914
OFC stream pls
what is the bet
Woke up just to say
>rags
>post season
>>66959841
iframe
Medium on Magenta +
Small on Magenta sw
Unders tempting.
Wellington getting into it a bit more now. Probably no good bets to be had if they keep this up.
Been shite lately but hopefully someone got on that.
>>66960283
On what lid?
>>66960283
Ausclick? Yeah I got on that, cheers m8
Wish I put more than a greasy tenner on but I'm not confident about any LoL picks nowadays. Does it not seem a bit lotto to you too?
Magenta playing fairly dece tbqh.
>>66960542
Yeah thought when Wellington started to take control it was gonna just play out an easy but boring win for Wllington but Magenta kicked it up a gear. Looks very even atm.
>>66960494
Form went out the window in the playoffs and teams with the better infrastructure proved that if you give them enough time to prepare regular season results don't matter, so it led to some surreal downs.
Not sure if anybody is gonna put up markets for the tiebreakers but I want on INTZ again
Lel he absolutely rekt that Welly lad
that fucking challenge pmsl
>>66959527
>>66959413
Are you seroius? Fuck no!
>>66960283
>>66960494
Think I've blown 300 dollaryroos on virginclick (ausclick, Kim Wilde and /bet/ mafia), I'm tazing myself every time I consider it again.
Cunts wanted bet slip, here. This game made up for all losses tonight. It doesn't show all bets. Started the night at $984.86. Currently sitting at $1755.36. Almost doubled despite a sub .500 record tonigjt. Oh well. Profit is profit. Gonna cash out $1500 and stick with 200 to play. NHL playoffs are profitable. No matter what happens now. Euan is a mug.
down 3k in a year. should I even continue
>>66961238
I lost over 3k (mostly my student loan) on muggy accas in the space of December to February. iI borrowed money off my parents until around April and spent all of it on food and on bets that didn't come in. Now I got paid on the 1st of April, and I deposited £200 in my account and am up 1.3k , have been up 2.3k this month at one point but a couple of specials lost. Protip: stick to paid tipsters, some of the ones on TT are quite good
>>66961327
yeah I'm giving it another shot, but if I go down another K then fuck it. I end up getting way too greedy and make some stupid decisions. I just gotta be patient. but thanks
>>66961371
Just manage your bankroll, and when you win small don't be tempted to just bet again on bets just because you can - that was my problem. I didn't see my small wins as wins, so I ended up losing the stakes on silly bets
fell asleep and alarm didnt go off, what was the final Auckland score?
>>66961546
4-2
>>66961546
4-2
>>66961546
I mean what was the handicap. I would have taken Tefana +, heads gone
>>66961571
+1.75 at best so half loss
>>66961103
Well done canuck. Poast more tips, I keep fucking up whenever I look at NHL and place bets.
39th for Flatanon
>>66962813
40th for >flatanon
>>66962813
>>66962924
flatanon about to make an appearance?
Is amateur tennis (like ITF) more or less erratic than women's tennis?
Can't believe I'm awake at 11 pm betting on teenagers playing in greece losing serve while serving for the match
>>66963171
ITF is the most lotto shit ever, especially the Asian tournaments
>>66963185
duly noted
>someone has TWO set points at 6-5 40-15 and somehow it goes to tiebreak
>lose serve a million times but end up going to 4-5
>end up losing 4-7
off to bed I go, gotta stop with this late night lotto shite eating my profits from earlier in the day
>This flatanon drift
Zzz
>>66961327
so actually you are still down
>>66963212
Considerably
>>66963210
with a euanless /bet/ how else will we make money
>>66963238
part of the learning process i guess. just gotta make sure not to make the same mistakes again
>>66963263
Where has Euan gone? Had another autistic episode?
FlatAnon, if you're there, care to give an explanation on why this horse should win?
lmao how can I get addicted to gambling if I never win
>>66963331
Win back your losses
>>66963322
my guess is last 3 wins have come at Catterick - two of them when saddled by Robert Winston - and is 1lb lower than his previous victory. The gelding has won on soft ground at the track. He returned from a break with a decent third place here earlier this month. Trainer Marjorie Fife's stable have 3 wins from the last 13 runners. Robert Winston has a 21% win-rate from his last 28 rides. As a combination Fife and Winston have won 3 of their last 7 races
>>66963331
pmsl
because theres still a glimpse of hope that.. maybe... if you re-deposit.. you might finally get that big win youve been waiting for. ya know, that massive profit thats been long overdue.
>>66963342
Thanks, on
>>66963322
I don't think it should / will win. I think it has a slightly better chance of winning than 5/1 suggests.
Explanation in write-up of previous thread but >>66963342 is accurate.
>>66963406
Sweaty horse race incoming lids
>>66963406
I love you.
>>66963406
it's drifting, so i can take E/W as i usually only do E/W when @ evens or above
Reminder that if you put more than 1% of your roll on a horse you are a massive danger
>>66963478
Nibs
>>66963478
i only do it if it's some sort of promo such as run 2nd, 3rd or 4th and get a refund up to $50 or so, or if it's a FlatAnon tip
>>66963478
I have about 30% of my net worth on (£16)
>>66963540
HASSAN
How much does Mackers pay Finnie a week?
How can I properly assess which bets warrant a bigger stake and which should be staked small? If I only filter by small stakes I'd be quite profitable, it's just that my mediums and larges tend to lose a lot, so I'm either unlucky or my stake sizing is just plain wrong (which is more likely). Should I avoid bets where I identify a team as a clear favorite, because the games are usually a lot closer than I assumed they would be? Should I just try to flat stake for some time? Genuinely trying to become better, but I'm doubting myself, because I feel like I'm generally making the right decisions but ultimately end up losing money.
>>66963686
Bet 5% on everything for a while
>>66963686
depends how confident you are in them
>>66963686
Just level stake every bet
>>66963785
Yeah that's exactly the issue though, I tend to be too confident in the bets I stake bigger and not confident enough in the ones i stake small. Sometimes that's because I feel lilke odds are too good to be true (so I think I'm missing information) or because a league seems rather unpredictable. In recent times every bet I've been really confident in has lost or was super sweaty so I really see no point in staking them larger anymore. Then again I see the issue that I might be missing out on value in the future if I don't bet larger on these games.
>>66963828
>>66963754
Yeah I think for now flat staking is the best option.
>>66963686
Just put your entire bankroll on every bet.
You're going to lose it all eventually.
>>66963837
There's been some pretty safe larges in the NBA playoffs, such as Spurs covering every match against the Grizzlies and the O/U line for both today's matches was waaaaay too high and unders won confortably, still too pussy to bankroll for 1 bet though especially some of the """"fixes"""" posted here
GEELONG WOMEN SURREAL
WF UAC
Wish there were some shrewd Australians who would tip FFA cup games
>>66963861
Pixel punting, aftertiming, bubblegum babbies zzz
>>66963861
>aftertiming
Hope your daughter gets raped by Muslims
>>66963861
good for you
>>66963861
Betsafe just pulled the game.
>6-3 0-6 1-6
>youznhy vs foginini
Is this an example of match fixing? Are there any other names I should be aware of?
>>66963881
How can we possibly tell if it's mach fixing just by the set scores?
>>66963881
was that an itf match? pretty suspicious if it is
>>66963881
He may have got injured or something, set scores on their own aren't an indication of match fixing. Might as well say Brazil losing 7-1 to Germany was match fixing.
>>66963885
>getting bageled immediately after winning set
>winning only 1/13 games afterwards
1
>>66963930
Should have tipped on tt lid, we're putting Euan to shame on there
Getting on Sydney tbqh 4.3s
>>66963996
Just had to resettle the Auckland draw as a loss again. Stop cheating lids, we're doing fine, really believe we can get a better yield than Euan long term.
2
>>66963996
I'll be sure to stick the next one on there.
Surreal win %age
what's the /bet/ tt name?
>>66964106
absolutelyrektpmsl
3
>>66964119
>lying
why was the last thread deleted lol
do geelong galaxy keep scoring?
>>66964117
thanks lad. knew it was something along that line.
>>66964129
Women have no empathy so probably
>>66964126
Because >he does it for free
>>66964134
131313131313
going to reback until game ends desu
Used Hassan's line on 5 matches, 1 unmatch and 4 blanks zzz
>>66964150
Rebacking what?
>>66964155
-2.25
pulled ;_;
>>66964181
pmsl restored as soon as i pressed post
ignore me
>>66964188
Ignore you half the time anyway :^)
>>66964207
kek
>>66964207
Cheeky!
what you euro and big strong american Lids doing for 4/20?
>>66964162
What is the league difference between these two? 16-0 is fucking nuts.
>>66964218
It's not 4/20 in Europoor, it's 20.04.2016.
>>66964218
listening to Snoop Doggy Dog and betting on Australian slags to win 19-0
>>66964218
Absolutely nothing as the date is 20/4
>>66964218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7kLU5rz51Y
>>66964235
Is this supposed to be cool?
>>66964235
>London
Geelong rball guy is so baked
Whats the fucking bet lids
I shouldn't have to ask. I need to be spoonfed on demand
http://www.flashscore.com/match/Ye7Jj1K9/#match-summary
>refresh live score app for 2:30 to watch this match while reading random mugs chatroom on phone and laptop
>the city of me
>>66964271
Seoul -1
>9 goals in 2nd half
>ref blows for FT on 89:43
tez
>>66964291
Other team were probably fed up desu
>>66964275
On small
>>66964304
Playing pretty bad this half like
>>66964306
Sound benitez like, wtb like?
>Seoul
Down insane.
Rebacked from 1-0 and 2-0, it's all gone
Luxton? Fraud
>>66964235
absolute roadmen
>>66964334
I thought that was a compliment?
Why do Canadians always hate me? :(
Is it because they are all permaDAC virgin losers and they are jealous of someone who has made thousands and has a verified ROI of 20%?
>>66964336
I have no idea what it means tbqh
>>66964337
Do Rangers win tonight lid?
>>66964337
You voting today pal?
>>66964336
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3397408/Confused-parents-confess-baffled-language-teenage-sons-use.html
>>66964337
Oh you(in)
>>66964337
they're angry that you are scottish, so they can't boast about muh scottish heritage in /bet/
;^)
Need one, preferably two Seoul goals like a i r
>>66964344
Not checked expected XI. Might be resting. If not, yes.
>>66964349
No.
>>66964368
>not voting for the conservatives in a largely SNP populated area
>>66964373
zzzzz Top Gear watching, rugby loving, chino wearing, disabled people hating tory dullard detected. Please have sex.
>>66964373
Not registered at my Glasgow address yet
>>66964380
Alright Goff
>>66964380
>He doesn't like Top Gear
>>66964381
Div
>>66964405
Now you've outed yourself as a greasy little sixth former for sure, I guarantee you have a three digit roll and think casual racism is just banter. Please have sex you boring, boring little man.
need flatanons horse to win too much now
>>66964414
>>66964380
v good posts
>>66964414
>>66964380
BT on a tear
>>66964325
Hello Jaimie
>>66964417
iktf.
>>66964451
also, lux has a negative roi for april now ;_;
FUCK OFF SEOUL
>>66964451
Does he ever win bets? All I ever see is him being sad after losing bets
>>66964456
he's a fraud, claimed to be up in asia 5 or 6 days a week on average, liar
>>66964464
he's a MADMAN but his admin tips are world most of the time
>>66964451
James Mckeown will be going disabled on bolivar later at this rate it does not end well
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EUAN
GIVE US A TIP
EUAN EUAN
GIVE US A TIP
>>66964464
He's actually not that bad, I think he makes a big deal over his losses while others try to give off a perception that they never lose.
>>66964456
Lux is a fraud and plucks his eyebrows
>>66964497
Do you know J West's real name?
>>66964485
Wash under your foreskin or it will go all smelly.
>>66964497
b-but it's just bad luck at the moment, r-right?
Fucking hell it's only 11 degrees but it feels like I'm on the fucking sun
>>66964497
What's your asian roi for the year?
>>66964519
>you will never be on the moon
>>66964519
CARDIFF
A
R
D
I
F
F
Reminder that if you see Danny Robinson mangled in flaming wreckage; don't help him.
Why has flatanon's horse drifted so much? Still a bet?
>>66964554
>drifted so much
he tipped it at 5/1 you waster
>>66964405
You'll soon be not liking it. New series next month, extra multicultural and tolerant edition.
>>66964541
don't think he leaves the house
>watching wankers drive flashy wanker cars you will never, ever be able to afford
>entertainment
this shit is why i'm emigrating, gonna miss the bubblegums
What if Euan was one of us?
>>66964589
Reminder that abandoning a country and multiple bubblegum betting sites because of a television program you aren't forced to watch is -EV
>>66964504
Yes. Was born Jamie but when he dresses as a girl you call him/her Jenny. He is bi-gender
>>66964512
I can't see his bets but I know he is a fraud.
>muh overs model
>>66964520
8.6% overall, 10.6% on just my own bets, 12.1% on the bets I've tipped. 11% on tipped and my own combined.
>>66964589
I hate Top Gear too but England is world, look at this weather lid, bliss
>>66964601
just a fraud, like one of us?
jokes. he's a good lad.
Ded General
>>66964700
Just waiting for flatanon race
>>66964704
this
>>66964704
What do you think this race does for the legacy of flatanon?
>>66964704
Winding myself up for a good shake
>>66964714
when the horse wins, i'll believe he has psychic powers.
>>66964714
When it wins, Flatanon is undisputably a athlete
>>66964601
Just a sluggy mug like one of us
>>66964736
Flatanon is an athlete already, this is a pretty big game for him today.
Should put these on TT
Alright lads, I'm the lad that's lost 8/9 bets over the last few days. Just got on flatanons tip. Sorry everyone.
>>66964776
Why would you do such an evil thing.
>>66964776
you're due so
>>66964776
Hey, at least I'm not on. It's gonna be fine, man.
>>66964800
>hes not on
Flatanon is due a loss desu
>>66964800
I want you to win buddy
Yearly reminder that Bob Marley was a rapist
HAS ANYONE SEEN THIS MAN?
Kinda worried about him desu
>>66964822
he was?
>tfw back home
... or am I?
INSANE on Rangers tonight
>>66964839
you're a funny guy
>>66964819
I'm taking a break until May and will then begin anew with a different strategy. I'm fairly confident that I will recover from this losing streak as I believe I have idenitified my mistakes. I've played poker for over a decade and had my fair amount of massive downswings and always recovered, I won't let that discourage me now.
>>66964871
what's your final goal m8? just trying to make money or chasing loses atm?
I'm doing the latter currently
insane top up on Flatanon
>begin anew with a different strategy
Doesn't matter about the strategy if you're just going to bet on muggy shite with no self control
>>66964871
>taking a break
>still on /bet/
>Help for gambling addiction/suicide
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf
>>66964903
>bet on muggy shite with no self control
That's my strategy and I still have a better ROI than Euan
>>66964868
For (You)s
>>66964839
whats the NFL prop bet?
>>66964894
Well it's not like my bankroll is completely gone, I'm just planning on slowly building it up again. If I wanted to chase losses I could do it at this very moment.
>>66964903
My spreadsheet shows that my bets were mostly fine and I was just staking certain bets too aggressively. Win rate is perfectly fine, it's just a whole bunch of lost mediums and larges that put a dent in my br and now I need to counteract.
>>66964979
You obv dont know what a large is then. It is how much value there is, not how confident you are in it winning. Objectivity vs subjectivity
>>66964979
Post spreadsheet
That fucking Ander laddie on TT will post an overs tip and the team scores within 2 minutes, surreal.
>>66964993
Right, I was discussing that earlier and I have already identified that as one of the mistakes I made.
just a bit over 1 bing, drunk so not shaking as much as i usually would
>>66965012
What did you drink to calm the nerves?
AbsolutelyRektPmsl going HARD
No chance flatanon's horse wins, out to 8s on the machine, have too much on ffs
>>66965012
bong*
>>66965065
hard cider
Have any of you mugs schekels riding on a cheeky brexit?
>>66965112
no, as it sadly will not happen.
>>66965112
Nah, not going to happen.
Brits are molly-coddled pussies who don't take risks, 60 years of a nanny-state have done their thing.
>>66965112
I'll be voting leave but won't happen.
>>66965082
that TT is gifted desu, it wins if it's tipped there
>>66965148
When you see it.
Waiting for Albania to tip dinamo -10
>>66965176
pmsl
>>66964771
DONT TT Flatanon
>>66965135
>>66965129
>>66965123
I think that the amount of undecideds makes it likely that it could happen. In the latest danish EU-referendum about the danish legal reservations, the undecideds voted mostly against the EU, I think that the same thing will happen in Britain.
https://www.dr.dk/Nyheder/Andre_sprog/English/2015/04/07/134918.htm
Also
>You cant barrage the Farage
https://ig.ft.com/sites/brexit-polling/
>>66965176
KornerKing really slipping recently.
>>66965176
lel, WBS is my secondary account
>>66965208
66% ROI isnt sustainable even with 365 only tips
>>66965222
J West used to have a 126% ROI
>>66965203
sorry, but no way.
>labour want in, so england wants in
>snp want in,so scotland wants in
>northern irish government want in, northern ireland wants in
wales mostly wants out. also, the out campaign has le ebil torys and racis' nigel.
we would have a good leave chance if corbyn didn't switch back to remain. any money you put on out will sadly lose.
Never seen a drift like this tbqh
>>66965236
Feels like I'm playing Need For Speed
>>66965236
Isn't 10 years old, old for a Pony?
>>66965236
down insane
>>66965252
pmsl
>>66965230
All true, but the majority of 'the establishment' have always been more pro-EU than the rest of the population; and if there is one thing that people despise its 'the establishment' and elites and EU is all about those two thing. So whenever they come out for EU, then I count on a lot of the undecideds will come out against EU.
>>66965236
flatanon such a fraud
>>66965236
a @5 to @10 drifter just won the 2:55
>>66965276
Its what most people feel safer doing.
They feel safer staying in the EU
Like the Scots feel safer in the UK.
It's not even drifted that much what are you freaks talking about?
Need Albanian cup tips like air
Cant stop topping up
Wont stop topping up
>le it's drifting so it will lose
love this maymay
What was flatanon's tip? Last thread got deleted.
>>66965290
flatanon has never tipped a winner after it drifted, his tips normally shorten too considering he tips the night before
>>66965290
I got on at 5.5, saw it go into 4.5 now it's 7.0.
Sweating up a storm
>>66965292
Check out eastconnect on blogabet for some great tips on basketball and football from Albania, Russia and more!
>>66965296
It's not a meme, I've already entered it as a loss in my spreadsheet
>>66965112
I've got a few sweaty 10 NOKs.
>>66965301
>pretending you can remember that
pmsl when Dry Your Eyes wins
poetry
Probably just foolish bettors reacting to AbsoluetlyRektPmsl tipping it
Another Lux tip with big lays, will lose
>get ARPMSL to the highest ROI on TT
>most followers
>when it's time for an absolute special stake
>tip opposite of the bet
>give /bet/ even better line
>UAC
this is is the eventual plan right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHOf3s70w-c
Pre-emptive thread song
>>66965315
I can, I enter the closing odds on every bet in my spreadsheet
>>66965336
what was it?
>>66965342
ssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh
;)
>>66965342
Nah should take it seriously, I like having tips from different sports and counties, makes me proud of us
>>66965345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaPl5xwX_-w
>>66965336
p-please no
>>66965382
could never relate to this song, dont lump on mainstream shite
>>66965185
Up 8 after 5 mins, gonna be UAC
Dry Your Eyes was at a charity event before this and some OBESE 14 YEAR OLD got to have a go on him
Can barely STAND
Drifting like a BARGE
All me
SHREWD MONEY FLOODING IN
>>66965444
F L O O D I N G
>>66965432
>>66965443
>>66965444
I love /bet/
1 0 m i n u t e s
large on zenit
Anybody else not making any bets until Flatanon race is over?
how much does Kurt charge for a month?
>>66965474
I physically have no funds left to bet with until this comes in
>>66965474
What else could you possibly be betting on right now you slug.
Palms are sweaty
>>66965484
£10
Literally 1 bet a week though
Wish I was a horse tbqh
>>66965505
Knees weak
>>66965510
And they're mostly at ridiculous hours
>>66965510
thanks, tenner a month sounds very reasonable with that roi though
>>66965466
Which Zenit? One, tipped by TWC?
Going on MED on Izhevsk 0.0
@1.8
Hello, /bet/ mafia here.
Thanks for the money lads, we've infiltrated flatanon and he joined the mafia facebook group.
We've been SMASHING Dry Your Eyes.
Signed, Tears.
>>66965505
spaghetti on my sweater already
>>66965527
laying pml nibs
Already green, thanks flatanon
just got off the horn and the smart money is coming in for splash of verve
>>66965524
skt petersburg
>>66965536
HAHAHAHAHAH LOOOOOOOL
>>66965519
It is, but as >>66965516 said, they're at ridiculous times. If you can get on them it's worth a tenner a month though.
Geezers need excitement
Why did you use the AbsolutelyRektPmsl to tip this as a 6!
f i v e
p o i n t
f o u r
it's gonna be a place at the very least
>>66965567
if their lives dont provide them
>>66965568
Because it wins.
>>66965577
they incite violence
SCARED
When it gets over hyped it always loses. Just saying
common sense, common sense
>>66965586
common sense, simple
>>66965466
>>66965545
They're down 1.
>>66965595
This.
plus he's due a loss
FELL
GLUE
FUCK OFF
pls
pmsl
down so much.
Dropping off....
Not even going to place ffs
should i register on paddypower or betfair lads
they have the same signup offer, bet 10 get 30 back
does that mean I could put for example 10 euro on the arsenal match and get 30 euro back in free bets?
down
DOWN INSANE
FUCK
Back from a much needed break.
Wtb?
@20 absolutely pmsl
>>66965539
hup x
flatanon E X P O S E D
D R Y
Y O U R
E Y E S
Well. That's 9/10 bets lost over the last 4 days. Literally can't win a bet. Apologise for ruining this bet guys.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
how much you down lads? 50 quid here
Down so much, not even funny.
/BET/ MAFIA HUP
>>66965641
why don't you stop m8
Down 500, had more on than normal in the hope that I would trade it on betfair. Lost every bet today :)
horse racing is easy pmsl
grabbed it on the in-play
who else DACpril here?
>>66965641
You are forbidden from getting on my next 3 bets
>>66965622
pls respond
>>66965649
200
>>66965649
7 quid
>tfw no horse racing available in Germany
>>66965649
£2.30
>>66965659
pmsl
Chasing on dedi
>>66965661
Going large on your next 3 bets lad, need to get out of this hole somehow.
BET ML ON SKT TO UPSET ROX
>how fucked am I
Tefana seems like a lifetime ago
>>66965649
£444
>>66965606
really?
help
i don't understand what any of you are betting on
what's the big secret bet and how do i find out the next ones
>>66965715
Fuck off.
>>66965715
Russia to win Eurovision.
Netherlands to get nill points.
>>66965715
fuck off sideways-iran, we're trying to recover from our losses here
>>66965715
bet365 live chat. Ask for Lux
>>66965738
I tried this and they limited me to 17p stakes
Going for a walk lids, take care x
>>66965684
Eh, the odds are decent enough.
I was watching there match from 3/4 weeks ago and Skt's mistake were pretty weird for them.
>>66965762
Because it is the fucking law you utter dullard.
>>66965764
pmsl surreal banter from Lux as usual. Just go back on and ask him to remove it
>>66965713
>2.05
>4
>5
>2.9
>2.05
u new?
>Inter to win is down to @1.93 now
>he didn't SMACK yesterday's 2.12
/bet/ will never learn
>>66965802
>HASSAN
fuck off
>>66965776
SKT has the talent to do it but ROX is the more coordinated team so they make sense as the favorite, the odds just made it so that there was no money in betting ROX ml and the spread was shitty both ways. Tbh though SKT is a better team than they've been getting credit for, it's just e-sports circles tend to latch onto the #1 team like they're unbeatable juggernauts without really looking at their weaknesses (see: IMT)
>>66965802
No. Small stakes
>>66965806
This triggers Euan.
>>66965806
I did, but I think you're due a loss just like flatanon today.
>>66965786
FFS I told him I'm from /bet/ and a SWAT team broke down my door. I've been arrested on suspicion of match-fixing. Posting this from prison on Wilson Raj's phone. He keeps asking me what I would do for a tip
>>66965806
>le bet on milan frog
>>66965820
he's salty recently cause he's DAC
>>66965823
good for you. and i don't think so. prepare to SMACK it again if you see Ljajic starting.
>>66965677
looks tez
Fonbet SPESHUL
Skender NG @ 1.8. 10/10 stake
>>66965837
Be sure to tell him you know about the "/bet/ mafia" if he doesn't believe you at first.
dont mug yourself
>>66965812
Skt's draft in their loss to Rox were utter bad. Nerfed fiora destroyed in game 2 and a random vayne pick in game 1. Also they were destroyed by Kuro's LB and the ability to roam around the map more.
It's easy to argue that they won't make these mistakes in a bo5 and are value at their current price.
>>66965838
tears buddy if you missed my Milan/Inter/Juventus/Napoli lays
>>66965738
>>66965847
¿¿¿¿??????
>>66965883
Hold it down boy
hi where are the secret bets
Anyone on 2 wall-street tips?
>>66965888
yeah and the prices for the split are ridiculous considering it's set at whether ROX will 3-0
any tips lads?
I know you can't stop thinking of her
>>66965932
LSK (W) -2 @1,90 is a medium
By all means you can vibe with this girl
>>66965932
>>66965904
Tipstertube lid
Down surreal today
>>66965964
same pal, probably going to be a bit more than 3k
>always miss flatanons winners
>get on all the losers
zz
>>66965962
do you need to make an account to get the good tips
>>66965985
pmsl
>>66965985
Please have sex.
>>66965985
>>66966004
Yeah. You just need to send a semen sample off to big_al to verify your account
>>66965985
just follow the Paddypower blog for good bets friend
>>66964824
Can't wait to see what state the Albanian judge is in this year.
>>66965876
WINNER
Now 5/10 on U3.5 @ 2.1
absolutelyrektpmsl surreal
pls stop streetsposting
Met Mike Skinner in Amsterdam once, top bloke
>>66966113
>not carlsberg special
step it up lid.
surely flatanon is going to win it all back on Lavetta
Spent a lot of time debating this but feel today's thread is even worse than yesterday's. Bravo, bravo indeed. I doff my cap to you bunch of absolute cockwomble's for ruining another thread.
the fucking streets zzz
6th formers out
>>66966151
>apostrophe's
which one on tiperstube is flatanon
>>66966153
Current sixth formers would have been 4 years old when OPM came out
>>66966151
Cringe
When do I get my refund? Landlord is banging on the door.
>>66966160
absolutelyrektpmsl
>>66966162
what relevance is that pal?
Hello flatanon I demand an explanation
>>66966160
https://tipstertube.com/profile/big_al
Zenit are fucking shit.
>>66966169
Tell him he can bang something else in lieu of the rent
BT wants a med/large on BATE -1
>>66966197
stop talking in third person you odious cunt
>>66966200
Premier League starts at 7.45, come back then kid
DAC fucking AFC
Lokomotiv Tashknet RT9
@3.0
>>66966219
zzzz could pay a year of your rent with what i've made today friend
We got diesel or some of that homegrown
so so much on cybu4 tip
BT surreal
>listening to black music
And on The Queen's Birthday, no less
>>66966258
>black music
???
>>66966258
nibzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I'm 45th generation Roman
genuinely can't remember the last time i won a bet
BT load of shite, another bet looking bad. Can't carry on
>>66966296
All we need is a Euan tip, a Euan tip tonight,
all we need is a Euan tip, to make us feel alright.
>>66966160
pmsl
>>66966240
You got lucky with Legia RT7 yesterday, due a loss desu
>>66966304
Great opportunity for a reback, such a fluke goal for Naftan
Is Streetsposting the new gimmick?
I like it
>>66966352
Same, only really like opm though so will get a bet tedious after a while
Down 4 and a half months rent today
Cybu fucked it
>>66966374
AGDCFF has a lot of dece bars tbqh, just hope they're used subtly on here
Luxton such a fraud
>>66966150
Hope you cunts got on.
>Hulk and co are actually playing for Zenit
This is dire football.
zzzzzzzzzz every tipster except Euan such a fraud.
>>66966392
>dece bars tbqh
Literally cringing at you right now, talk properly you silly little boy.
Cybu such a fraud
smed on Barca -2AH
>>66958914
making money from betting is easy. just put 1000 euros on Real and Dortmund for this evening and you easily win 2000 euros.
>>66966474
That's what Man City anon thought yesterday when he put 700 quid on them.
>>66966240
E X P O S E D
This time I know Im gonna smash the bet
Just watched the race back. He was being chivied along with a good 4 furlongs to go and looked a bit awkward at times. Whether he had a valid excuse or just wasn't good enough I don't know, but it was disappointing. Only Beverley tomorrow and nothing going there but there's one I like at Doncaster on Friday as long as the ground continues to dry out.
EUAN SAVE US
If I were to take Ilves W -1.5 it would lose, I'm leaving it, watch it win.
>>66966554
Love you x
>>66966554
My fault for overstaking, do you know there was a drift this morning before the price came in again? Neve understand price movements with horses compared to football where it's clearer what is behind it.
>>66966554
there's no excuses, my friend
Men grip slips, wipe their hands that sweat
Any reason not to bankroll GB -0.5?
just rebacked sweden and netherlands, heads gone
>>66966621
your the leaf, I was going to get on GB earlier when I saw the line but was not sure. So many of these National Ice Hockey games are badly priced.
Depends if GB brings out the starters I think, most Ice Hockey players want to get as many as they possibly can.
sky one NOW lids
Down so much already, tears
Im gonna put all my money down on one fat bet
>>66966554
No worries pal. Could you post spreadsheet when you get a chance please x
>>66966655
>Lisa decides to become a vegetarian
DROPPED
>>66966659
pmsl
>>66966655
Meh, one of the weakest episodes of the season imo
>>66966680
As a vegetarian myself, I've always enjoyed it.
>>66966700
>not eating chicken nuggets
>>66966621
Just listening to the coverage
GB fans are SHOCKED at the score.
Said GB are totally DOMINATING.
>>66966469
>'gang raped'
>''
Is that journo for "had a train run on her by a dozen mudslimes, then regretted it when someone found out"?
This is it. Atletico Madrid SW @ 2
>>66966749
did you text three times to secure haryanto's funding?
>think of it like taking medicine three times a day
kek.
>>66966680
she should go vegan
http://www.thepetitionsite.com/549/038/537/lisa-simpson-to-go-vegan/
there is more cruelty in a glass of milk than meat.
also, eggs are cholesterol filled, artery clogging, chicken periods.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtGf2FuzKo4
and they grind male baby chicks alive just after hatching
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ5qAfyUuWE
>>66966718
you mean "chicken" nugget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtDBjPuDclY
>>66966835
France, please.
BT having a massive reback of BATE after this start to the second half
>>66966835
eggs have good cholesterol in them senpai. yes, it exists.
>>66966835
>>>/ck/
The animals wouldnt exist if I wasnt going to grind them up and eat them so whatever
Also, the petition is just sad.
>on a huge losing streak thanks to /bet/
>lux three losing bets in a row
end it
Al Qadsia -3 large
ends 8-0 or something silly
>>66966925
why?
BT beyond surreal
>tfw TT'd it just in time
:^)
Not on bate
>>66966975
>1/10
Well done dickhead, was a 5/10
He isn't on the guy with the amazing streak on TT's next tip
>>66966925
'no'
>>66966975
>1/10
>>66966893
>The animals wouldnt exist if I wasnt going to grind them up and eat them.
Carnisme, look that up
>>66966881
egg board propaganda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g8ASQZ0dZw
>>66966585
Flat stake every horse, there might be the occasional 2pt bet but I'll say. I back 8+ horses every day, I can't and won't put them all up so I just try to give /bet/ ones from a small system yielding shorter losing runs and decent long term profits, even if the tips aren't every day.
Well known tipsters move lines, and serious money from connections goes on before the off, and in the morning if the price has held overnight.
Some yards are gambling yards. If the owners can't get their money on at a decent price, the horse won't be trying. One owner comes back off holiday every year from the Caribbean in January, so they try to have his horse primed for then. There's so many connections between owners, trainers, horses, Barney Curley etc. The handicap system is there to be exploited and it's not advantageous for your horse to be run on its merits all the time.
If you want to see an example of a 'stopping' ride (and a bad one at that because it's so obvious), look at Paul John's ride on Echo Brava, part of the case against Jim Best.
Common tactics include strangling the horse, keeping tight reins when going round bends, hitting the saddle with the whip, running in to the back of other horses, putting the horse in to the bottom of hurdles / fences, making all the right motions but not pushing the horse out etc
http://www.britishhorseracing.com/press_releases/penalties-and-disciplinary-panels-reasons-for-penalties-regarding-jim-best-and-paul-john/
Echo Brava - http://www.attheraces.com/atrplayer-replay-popup/VOD/911954
>>66966667
Attached. Pretty inconclusive because >6 bets, but hopefully it will resemble last year's as the months go on.
Avia Swidnik have 2 Red Cards and Chelminaika Chelmno is still 2.30 with just over 20 mins remaining
>>66966975
You cannot into stake sizes
>6/10 on a horse
>5/10 on a fix
>1/10 on this
Need someone to TT Flora W -4.5 as a 4/10, Tartu are struggling to get players and most of their team are 15 year olds, Flora should cover this with ease.
>>66967063
>matches are 36 mins long
get a grip you greasy haired wetwipe
>>66967048
Wasn't me that TT'd those friendo
>>66967049
>Making a custom event
Nah
>>66967078
>this individual
>>66967049
source on your info please buddy?
>>66967108
Can't say but I assure you I'm not /bet/ mafia or a liar, this could end up a huge score
>>66967108
Usual places
>>66967047
on for the sweat
>>66967131
Well might as well get on.
Just read something along those lines in the match preview on the Estonian FA website.
LETS GO.
>no goals after 5 mins
/bet/ mafia got me good DAC
>shak down
hahahahha
1/10 stake SO SO shrewd
>>66967049
Where is carrying it other than 365, mara et al?
>>66967226
>bate down
>ilves about to be down
hahahahahahaha
>>66967241
BoyleSports mate
Juventus, Atletico and West Ham-Watford BTTS are the best of the day
/bet/ mafia running riot
>>66967299
zzzz not had an unlimited account with them since I was 12.
Good luck anyway
Someone NEEDS to tip Flora -3.75 before the flurry
Reminder there is not a single Gogglebox watching lefty student slug that consistently makes money in this thread.
>shot off target
>shot off target
>shot off target
>shot off target
>shot off target
zzzz so predictable how this is gonna end. 40+ shots off target and 2-0 pmsl
>>66967344
who the fuck watches gogglebox?
>>66967041
A god amongst nibs.
>>66967344
Not watched this season but used to be dece, found that they were trying a bit too hard to be funny in the end.
111111111111111111
ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE
RE BACKED -3.5
zzzzzzzzzz
>>66967446
You tired lid? Have a nap.
>>66967464
kill yourself
>>66967315
Reminder I am selling accounts
Real madrid and Ajax double @1.77
/freemoney/
for real this time, got 150 wagecucking units riding on it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjGcCI9ByWw
>you will never have this much charisma
>shot off target
what are they doing?
>>66967566
Not troubling the goalkeeper
>shot off target
Christ, women are useless aren't they.
ACTUALLY GOING TO BE DOWN THOUSANDS TODAY IF THIS DOESNT WIN
So so qt here
Also Zwolle SW and Heracles DC lads
22222222222222222
>>66967639
>see flag
>hover over name
PMSL
Need 1 more FH goal please
>>66967639
Thats a nice hidden rare flag
>>66967639
WHOA
>>66967639
R
A
R
E
333333333333333333333
>>66967717
AIR
goodnight and godbless x
DREAD to think how many 2nd half goals there will be if they are playing with kids and no subs.
>>66967776
>6:12pm
>>66967795
Knowing slags, there will be exactly 0.
44444444444444444
Gonna be down unreal on KornerKing
Anyone re-backing -3 at HT?
>>66967078
pmsl
>>66967947
fair play lid
>>66967905
Feel I've missed the boat here but I can't help but get on
KornerKing such a fucking f r a u d
Down sums on this
>>66968036
Just lump on over 0.5 goals and make it all back m8
Sassuolo is a motahfucking LARGE
>>66968062
According to your inplay model
5555555
absolute blowout winner
KornerKink such a fraud
>>66968145
>>66968036
see >>66965222
You have been warned.
>tfw got on too late
zzzzzz
>>66966925
77777
Can you get 8 and look like a judge?
>>66966925
7-0 FT, bet won. Very close to being le judge man
>>66966925
>Only 7-0 FT
Such a fraud
>getting on women's tennis ever
>got on kerber anyways
Have I truly fucked it up this time?
Need 7 more goals like AIR
Anyone rebacking -2.5 from here?
How do I buy Bet365 shares? I can't find their symbol anywhere
>>66968277
Ask for Denise on livechat.
>>66968277
Ask for Denise on livechat
>it's a everything i touch turns wrong episode
ffs
>>66968294
>>66968299
H I V E M I N D
>>66968294
>>66968299
Very very worrying
>>66968294
Ah you beat me to it
>>66968277
Have you spoken to Denise on live chat?
Someone make a new thread or I'll do it
Down INSANE
>>66968330
please
>no goals for 15 minutes
Worry.jpg
>it's a goalkeeper plays the match of his life when i bet against his team
reeeeeeeeeeeee
>THEYRE ACTUALLY NOT GONNA SCORE ANYMORE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUCCKING PREDICATABLE
Need 8 tbqh
>still only 5 - 0
Is this a joke?
Need 8 at LEAST
Reminder that if you see Danny Robinson in a pie shop, throw one in his face for me.
>>66968447
>>66968447
>>66968447
New thread.
I fucking warned you about these slags. You won't even listen to a FUCKING RETARD?
SIX BRINGS TWELVE
HERE WE GO
