/bet/
- Home
- Board: /sp/ - Sports
- Reading: /bet/
>letting the German make the new thread edition
Old Thread (deleted) >>66958914
>Helpful links
http://pastebin.com/mDAydpyK
>/bet/ wiki
http://slashbetslash.wikia.com/wiki//bet/_Wikia
>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6
>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
>Help for gambling addiction/suicide
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf
BARCA
A
R
C
A
LARGE
A
R
G
E
1st for Germans OUT of /bet/
666666666666666666666666
If Flora don't get 8 I'm eating out the bin sub-edition
Which german are you? Bizarro Niemcy?
>not correcting the (deleted) in your pasta
Nicht gut, meine freunde. Should be >2016 >putting money on slags edition.
All tips posted in this thread will be doomed to lose
>>66968495
Regardless of how many they get im eating outs Euan's little sister pmsl
Wish I just flipped a coin to decide my bets today
>>66968447
The old thread was not deleted you tool
>>66968513
pmsl banta
>it's a retard whines about things makes things happen episode
Hurrei!
>>66968513
pmsl
>>66968503
oops, didn't even notice
and I'm just a random german shitposter mane
>not on flora
So you owe somone money subbin' skunny
NEED 8, hurry up you stupid fucking sluts
>32 shots
>only 6 - 0
What the fuck are you doing.
How shit must you be.
So obvious there will be a late 2 or 3. Always is in games like this with this info. -0.75 a steal.
laying die grapshappadap tbqh
Pls Flora 1 more, went way to hard on the rebacks ffs
Only gonna break even if it ends on 6 zzzz
How the fuck haven't Sassulo scored yet?
I literally can't win a bet atm, lost last 5+
I'm on Flora next goal desu :^)
Down so much
>>66968782
>sassuolo
>>66968784
U1.5 fh goals in barca game
>>66968784
SHOO SHOO SCHEISSE SCHLAFENLAMPEN
need 2 more like a need a YOP in the morning
>>66968784
bet on barca
easy money
>>66968829
tears m8
you can't fool me into placing a bet so that yours will win
>>66968830
rude
Hello, where are the goals
Actually can't win a bet, I'm the 9/10 lost bets guy. Was out walking the dog for the first half, rebacked -3 in the second when I got home. ACTUALLY going to lose another bet. Don't even know what to say anymore
>Lillestrom u19 up 9-0
7777777777777777777777777777777777777
FIRST BET TO WIN AFTER DAYS
77777777777777777777777777777777777
SEVEN
ONE
MORE
PLEASE
7777777
If there's 8 I WILL suck EUAN off if he wants
AIR
AIR
AIR
>Sasuolo miss a penalty
pmsl
fuck me
>Sassuolo
tears
>this suspension
whats happeend here
>Sassuolo missed pen in the 89th min
Tears at that Aussie
Sassuolo with a missed penalty. Of course
All that sweat just for a refund
there goes the helium tank money
norway retard on suicide watchers sayin dawg
FULL TIME BEFORE 90???
Imagine struggling to profit with bubblegum pixel punts rather than being dac taking shrewd bets in asia
>>66969023
My sweaty 30 NOK on first Sassuolo goal gone. :(
>>66969029
Happened in the 16-0 slags game too, whistle went off at 89:30.
HAHAHAHAH DOWN SUMS
Barca surreal
Feyenoord -0.25 has got to be a pixel punt. In such good form too
Barnes, Rush, Barnes. Still John Barnes
I neither liked nor disliked Victoria Wood.
why wasn't the last thread deleted haha
>>66969300
OP forgot to change the pasta
INSANE amounts on leti, get the feeling I'm gonna be poor after this
>KornerKing fucks up another bet
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
So many bubblegum babies here. Embarrassing.
>>66968526
>le post spreadsheet after every bet man
>worshipping clueless TT tipsters
zzzzzzz this place is such a shithole these days
>>66969446
How does it feel to know you will never be shrewd enough to join the elite tier of trips?
KornerKing must be SHAKING, going to lose so many followers
Staebek 0.0 @1.9
#Chase is ON
Should be a peno already, it's Stabek only in Second half
>>66969446
Here's your (You)
>>66969446
>caring about le shrewd bets
Here's a (you)
Not 1 penny on Kurts tip zzzz
>>66969563
wtb
>>66969563
>tried to sign up today but my fb is blocked for 20 more days ;_;
/blog
>>66969449
Let me vent, dudeeee. Chill out, mannn
tears if you werent on Barca -2
>>66969563
Same, 10bet odds were tez so left it zzz so boring
>KornerKing
>this Forfar U20 team
Pmsl, large on Berwick DC I guess
>>66969563
Kurt Drago wants a footlong meatball marinara on his lunch break tomorrow with your sub money
INTER ON FIRE
>he's not on /sp/artans women yet
going to be huuuup
>>66969792
Team isn't out
>>66969850
you might actually know your shit about serie a m8
>>66969833
what bread?
>>66969909
hearty italian
>>66969959
this guy gets it.
This United lineup is interesting
>>66969850
got on yesterday, thanks lid
right lads I put a fiverr on liverpool winning, and a fiverr on over 5 asian corners
Am I going to win??
>>66969874
:/
I dont think they were ever the bet against a full strength City team
>>66970070
This counts as shitposting even on >>>/ck/
>>66970077
'no'.
>>66970070
Think subway is overpriced tripe desu
>>66970124
why not
>THAT GOAL
PMSL
Palace defender on overs.
/bet/ mafia got to Delaney
where was this Barca team last week desu
>>66970345
Spain
Euan lid, I'm the guy that's on the insane losing streak over the last 4 days. I'm on your tip pal :) x
>Big Al still hasn't given me a shout for my 11 win streak
Zzzzz
OOOOOOH GARY GARY
>>66970443
GARY GARY GARY GARY PALLISTER
>>66970417
10bet pulled for no reason whatsoever so I cant get on either
admin
>missed the EUAN tip
for FUCK sake
>>66970467
pmsl so I'll just lose this one by myself then, I'd call that a blessing in disguise for you.
euan!
>>66970498
L A S E R P E N S
>>66970505
Nah, would be on large if I could. Was surreal rape
>>66970498
IN MACKERS I TRUST
>>66970498
MADMAN
Any advice on getting an rball account? Can't work it out lids
>>66970542
Ty Bae
SMACKED
>>66970542
Ah fair enough, cheers for the tip though lad. You got a stream for it?
>>66970631
My mate from Edinburgh was facetiming me.
>>66970672
pmsl for real?
Also, watching this Etoile stream, it's hardly 'rape' at all. They look better but line looks right tbqhwy
>all spartans since gettign on
zzzz
>>66970717
post link pls
what should I put on this etolie game lids
them to win 3-0 for 4.33
Lazio goal A I R
MACKERS
MACKERS
MAAAKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
M A C K O O N
>>66970749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6vtUx_TBtw
Gonna have my wife name her unborn son Euan Mac
>>66970749
youtube.com
search "enyimba"
filter to show only live streams
>>66970717
Nah, got stream from twitter obv.
>>66970745
Shite football is all about momentum swings. City can do things when they get up the pitch.
Praying for refund
>>66970895
Already marking it as a loss desu
euan surreal
EUAN
hup hup hup x
Would have been a 6/10 if there were more laser pens
Thank you Euan you are my greatest ally
>he wasn't on Barca -10
TEARS
MACKERS
MACKERS
EUAN YES
YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN
Roma are losing at home
REBACKING INTER
L A S E R S
A
S
E
R
S
seriously, how does 'completely lost head' Mackers do it?
Barca win was a special stake
>>66971111
>1111
1-0 Inter CS incoming
>>66971194
Remember when Barcelona were 'out of form'? pmsl
Not placing any bets feels so wrong. A day without losing money doesn't feel so wrong though. Wish you guys good luck.
Mackers > Lux?
Absolutely love Euan, would love to suck his dick or at least take him out for a drink.
didn't even notice ucd waves were playing
>>66971372
at the moment definitely
>>66971394
take him on a distillery tour tbhfam. fit tour guides.
>>66971372
Definitely, think Lux tries to give off more of a winning vibe but on my spreadsheet Mackers is more profitable.
>all them no votes
pmsl wtf
http://www.strawpoll.me/10002618/r
pml
QUICK LADS
DO I CASH OUT
have everton ever heard of defending? pmsl
top lel Euan
>>66969792
Uh oh
pmsl tt such a strange place
>>66971595
Dont get why people pay for utter dullards but not your tips.
People probably just saying no so you dont go paid desu. If you just did it you would get at least 20 payees I reckon.
Do it anyway mate. Will pay up to £25/month.
>>66971551
Martinez such a fraud
>>66971595
At least three quarters of those votes are from people here who just voted no for banter though
pmsl @ Euan turning heel on the TT community
Too easy to get bites from Euan pmsl had to get all my family to vote no to boost numbers lol
>>66971595
>paying for a load of 1/10 bets
yeah whats the point
>>66971649
>slurp slurp please notice me Euan
Pathetic slug
Already paying to be an exclusive member of the Winners club tbqh #winning
>>66971688
BAH GAWD KING
>enyimba score
>>66971716
Joined ProTip yesterday and have already lost £300.
T-thanks
>>66971688
THAT SON OF A BITCH! WHY EUAN, WHY?
>>66971649
Dont even intend to but just wanted to see what people thought. The only thing I would consider was a USL inplay service targeting a US audience but they cant even bet on it lol
Euans ego is getting S M A C K E D
>>66971709
Have sex you freak.
>>66971595
Sorry friend I'm already paying BasiBooms
>>66971688
He lives for heat from the public
>>66971651
Talking big sense pal
>>66971780
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>66971702
pmsl, this, posted it on my FB status and told people to vote no
>>66971767
Are you seriously upset?
Why would anyone want to pay for something they currently get for free?
Actually felt ashamed reading those comments but then I realised this is all anonymous and no one will know I'm associated with you
>Inter still haven't scored
Really hope West Ham make the Championsl Eagle
>>66971847
Frog beyond exposed
his magnificent seria A run couldnt go on forever t bh
euan such a whopper
>>66971817
Emailed my mums reading club contact list pmsl
>>66971830
No. Why would I be upset about the results of a poll?
And I think the idea would be they wouldnt get it for free.
Need nibs on tt fo make my night better
I love /bet/ drama desu lads
>>66971889
BIG SENSE is what you are talking, pal
>>66971910
ha ha, n-no i'm no upset. ha ha, j-just looking for some nibs ha ha.
>>66971910
>And I think the idea would be they wouldnt get it for free.
Great reading comprehension
>>66971955
dubs confirm 5 inches in length aswell as girth
impressive euan
>>66971910
Tbh the poll prolly has 8 no votes that would pay you for the tips but are just hoping you don't go paid.
>>66971955
I'll take unders
Pmsl at Euan thinking we don't see past his fraudulent personality
Why would I pay for someone's tips who has lost the confidence in himself and not posted for 3 days
>mfw Euan gets /bet/ banned from TT
>>66971957
why are you stuttering, you utter freak?
Anyway lads I have some work to be getting on with. I'll be back for the rest of my (you)'s later
>>66972017
Albania has sperged out way worse and didn't get banned
>>66971886
>fell for a frenchies lies again
I told myself I wouldn't, not after her
>>66972041
my KING
>>66971542
yes
>>66972110
bit late desu
made back the 20 euro i lost on virtual horses, now i'm going go back to the virtual horses and hope to win
Germans IN /bet/
Based mods removing the tinder normies
kek
KEK
K E K
>red card for that
>premier league football
>>66972319
Talking BIG sense lad
>>66972319
Good post.
Hassan so world
Need a Palace goal like air
pmsl love how the thread has died down after little Euan boy got his hopes shattered
/bet/ mafia RUTHLESS
Would be mildly pleased if Fiorentina and/or Herenveen score
Inter
GASPING
BIRD
was out tonight and missed all the world bets. Back just in time for Bird unders, and to see that KornerKing bet lost. Did I miss anything aside from Mackers large? Are you up?
Bird going world
BIRRRRRRD
>he tags his mates in daft little posts on Facebook
Just kill yourselves
>>66973040
actually standing and applauding this post
Pmsl pmsl pmsl
>Missed the Barca train
Actually crying
This bird tip isn't looking good desu
bird is such a fraud
pmsl Roma with 2 quick goals
bird? more like turd.
>>66973113
Feels like counterbait since Euan hasn't "posted the same bet multiple times"
365 have given me ANOTHER £10 bonus
My account has to be worth a fortune to someone right?
fuck bird
cost me so much
Thank you Adrian
Does Bird know about this place?
Have people noticed that France is a fraud yet?
Oh sorry you all already knew that.
NOT OVER YET LIDS
SHAKING
Longest 10 seconds of my life desu
>tfw got on u203.5
Feels super comfy desu
>inter lost so it was a bad bet
also
benzema saving my ass
will still be up 100 for the day if madrid wins.
>>66973600
Fuck off COCO
>>66973629
>yfw it goes to overtime
on u204.5
TSUUUUUUUUUuu
bird Down. This has to be the worst bet I have ever posted.
7 minutes ago - Like 1
awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>66973629
>>66973670
haha who else /hup/? ;)
202.5 here, never in doubt
Evening Albania
>he backs bird bets
Thank you u204.5 line. Hup hup
>went to fap and missed the bird tip
Feels good.
Not even on the bird tip and down insane today.
Could use you right now Euan or Albania. I'll give you you's.
You are now aware that Euan's poll has almost evened up
Wtb
>>66973903
And now it has.
Hope you're having fun with your proxies whoever is doing that.
>>66973903
Euan's been resetting his IP for the last 30 minutes and voting for yes, PMSL.
>>66974027
Pmsl doesn't change the fact that no one is willing to stay awake for his shite US college tips
>>66974027
pmsl what a worm
in tears
halal madrid -2 live @2.05
>>66974094
worm
PMSL
pmsl
>analysis: 100% possession so far PMSL
>>66974113
>only halftime in the halal game
isnt it like 11 at night there?
also cheeky o2.5 indians-mariners first 3 innings
>>66974191
AbsolutelyRektPmsl MOVES lines
>>66974161
Euan got such banter when he tries
Pmsl at Big Al liking Euan's comment
NO ONE WANTS TO PAY FOR GLASGOW U7 W FONBET SPECIALS FROM A SCOTTISH POLYTECHNIC GO-ER WITH LESS CHARISMA THAN A FUCKING STONE, OKAY?
>>66974432
Is this nibs or are your really this upset?
>>66974286
Was pretty average 'banter' desu
Thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9olaIio3l8
People meme arrowing anywhere that isn't 4chan is so so much cringe.
>>66974717
What a time to be alive the 80s were. Fantastic tune.
Cybu absolute cringe at that tip
>>66974800
Can't win a fucking BET
>>669748393
333333333333333333333
>>66974839
What's your TT lad
Praying for refund
Waiting on Boca Juniors and Real Madrid for £120, Coral are not offering me a cash out despite 5 of my 7 teams having won the total cunts.
>>66974861
Don't bother, Cybu is part of /bet/ mafia
>>66974925
You do realise you can just trade out and you'd probably get a better deal doing that than cashing out
>>66974958
Not sure what you mean, I'm skint until friday so i've got nothing to cover the bet with, spent my last bit of cash on a new exhaust
>>66975011
This
Got a legit large for tomorrow but can't think of a pun
>Quentin Halys v Nicolas Jarry
>>66975011
I am not a leftist nor do I punt pennies, watch Rugby or love Clarkson.
>>66975011
Joe and BT are diehard conservatives you mug.
>>66975037
Slags you prick, make me some money
A I R
Rebacked
>>66975042
No I'm not
>>66975042
BT's whole family are staunch labour voters, his old man is a huge Corbynite.
>>66975068
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>66975068
Tears
Tears
Tears
Tears
Legit cannot win a bet today
>>66975082
CASHED OUT PMSL
What's the overnight nba bet? Want to wake up UAC
>>66975037
If Quentin, go for a "quids in" pun.
If Jarry, got for a "if you back Quentin, you won't be quids in"
Cannot belive my luck, but bookie let me cashout when screen greyed.
UAC for me
So shrewd so shrewd
Stay in EU now @1.58 pmsl, literally a special stake.
>>66975184
When is the vote
>>66975184
this desu
>>66975184
>>66975215
post slips then
>>66975193
23rd of june.
>>66975184
f@m
vote out
Slags you absolute fraud.
Why, I need a legit reason for a 10/10
>>66975264
Will there be some TV debates like there are for the elections?
>>66975264
>betting based on what you want to happen
??????
>>66975298
Yeah, no
>>66975298
yes
>>66975298
I don't really know mate
>>66975298
Can you repeat the question???
>>66975291
Halys has a deceptively mediocre record but he's been playing decent talent, beating fellow up-and-comer Tiafoe (a.k.a. the blackest man alive); Jarry has slipped down the rankings and been mediocre against dogshit. Some o.k. wins but generally seems to be phoning it in. Facing similar types (not levels) of opponents, Halys has a bigger advantage than he's being given.
I had some doubts about the surface at Savannah but he won a doubles match an hour ago against the odds. Jarry won a doubles match, too but at 1.1 against opponents who seemed to be tanking (based on the shitty 4-pixels stream they commissioned)
Put it down as a 10/10 because I don't want it to kill my yield with low odds, but I've got a large on it
Alternate point spreads for the favorites NBA today that are all around ~1.3 each
>Heat +3.5
>cavs -3.5
>clippers -1.5
Honestly think all of them just wins desu
>>66975612
How much you got on it lid?
CornerKing A L T I T U D E Bet
ON to cover losses from Athens
ADMIN ADMIN ADMIN
CORNERS CORNERS CORNERS
ALTITUDE ALTITUDE ALTITUDE
Who is on Euan's tip?
>>66975973
me
dac
>>66975934
>Mackers stealing tips from KornerKing
pmsl
>>66975934
Suspended. Which means the line is getting blasted since KornerKing tipped it too. Bolivar SW might actually be a better bet
where are the corners bolivar
>>66976052
Left and right at the top and bottom of the pitch
euan so surreal
>>66976070
Fukin hilarious desu
11111111
2222222
B O L I V A L U E
333333
333333333333333
Put a cheeky quid on 9
Bolivar just wins
44444444444
4444444
>not on corners
4444444444444444444444444
Mackers surreal
>MISSED ANOTHER EUAN TIP
FOR FUCK SAKE
55555
555555555555555
In 22 minutes, so easy.
Anyone else small on 7 and 9?
>>66976329
large on 9 desu
6666
7777
G I F T
777777777777
>>66976329
Fucking bulling I'm not
Only put down 20 on five as well, fucking raging. I need the big cash.
Surely Bolivar SW wins
>Corners market in eternal suspend
>>66975934
was lining this up all day, literally hope Mackers has a car crash, needs a blood transfusion and the doctors accidentally pick up the bag with Freddie Mercurys blood in it
>>66976387
Bookies RAGING
>>66976391
Excellent post.
Couldn't get on either as market was perma suspended zzzz
Bolivalue tbqh
Is sw now THE bet?
How much money have you made from betting? In total, profit?
Made about 14 euro so far, am I a member of the /bet/ mafia now?
88888888888888
>>66976468
Once made 120 quid from a tenner, cashed it all out.
Now getting back into it.
One more corner so I can go to bed uafc zzzzzz
>>66976135
thanks
Bolivar -1.5/2.0/2.5 corner handicap was on Pinny with huge lays. Dread to think how many 10NOKs Mackers is up.
Anyone know if he was actually on himself?
999999
GET IN BOIZ
>>66974925
>>66974990
Imagine.
>70-80% of public on heat -4.5
>bookie shill says heat -4.5
>also on heat -4.5
Can't decide if the bookies laying a trap or everyone is clueless
>>66976748
So many copies of the new Call of Duty
>>66976748
put it all on this.
An acca a day keeps the limiter away
>all corner bets suspended
Zzz
Mineros -0.5
@2.0
Worth a Small
>>66976857
>Leicester beating Racing
Never
There won't be less than 5 will there
>>66976915
My model says 5.5 from here.
>>66976969
my gf is a model, she agrees with this.
>>66976913
>implying this isn't Leicester's season
Racing are going to be torn apart by English Braveheart Freddie Burns
wtb
>>66977021
Oh dear oh dear.
>>66976915
sweating lid?
>>66977650
Didn't place it
>>66977684
zzzzz have sex
>>66977700
calm down
Fuck sake boca score another fucking goal you fucking fucks
>>66978000
wew
>>66978212
Trip magic
>>66974225
>o2.5 barely came in at the end of the 3rd
>bottom of the 7th now and havent scored since then
wew lad
Tipping Corinthians BTTS
>>66978718
How many larges on this?
>>66978718
3 in the first
Jfc
Huge on tigres
KornerKing is shrewdest tipster on TT
>>66980918
Rebacking
>>66980918
pmsl
Can this be /bet/'s official theme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
>>66980918
>putting money on tigays
/bet/, what's the largest accy in terms of number of teams you've ever won?
Odds for an incoming clippers choke?
Got bad vibes for this game with DJ being scoreless and hacked
>>66983068
had another one where these winnings won another 10+ one for $70
I now know why he's called FlatAnon, cause he leaves you flat broke
>Halys now @1.8
on massive
>>66985667
How come? Odds are about the same for the two.
>getting on a 10/10 without any info other than >muh model
How much will the Broncos beat the Rabbitohs by tonight?
>>66986072
It's tomorrow night, lid.
28-10
>>66986082
Ah you're right. The handicap for now is starting at -14. Good line it seems then?
>bovada the site of extremely jew prices for favorites has better odds than bet365 in ITF tournaments
>odds for set 2 for someone who won 6-1 in the first set are 1.25 on bovada and 1.1 on bet365
Is bovada not taking this seriously or am I being rused by >le secret fix?
>>66986173
I'm on unders personally
>2 hours
wew
KornerKing such a FRAUD
Big_Al going in for the BAN
>>66986746
u wot
>S_L_A_G_S drift
S_L_A_G_S is a f r a u d
Hey guys, just posting a tip for some pretty safe bet for this week end.
On Sunday there will be a Ligue 1 game between Ajaccio and Bastia ; both Corsican clubs who are not really up to par with their league. Ajaccio is currently 18th, fighting its way to avoid relegation, while Bastia is already assured to stay in Ligue 1 next year.
However it is Ajaccio's first season in Ligue 1 and there are only 4 games remaining with two nearly impossible for them to win (Lyon and PSG).
This is why Bastia will not play seriously and will let them win easily to help them stay another year in the league. Even the bookies are quite perplexed. Think about it : Ajaccio has a terrible form, 18th, not won a game for 4 weeks and are a prime candidate for relegation. However Ajaccio Win is currently @1.70 on Unibet.
Bastia has already helped other Corsican clubs by giving them free games in the past when they needed it. It's basically free money.
Reminder:
/bet/ is so utterly pathetic these days, all it consists of is clueless little foreigners losing their rubles on mainstream shit, clueless little sixth formers losing mummy's fivers on clueless TT tipsters, greasy little wetwipes praying that Euan will notice them if they praise him enough, and sad little virgins pretending to be 'lads' by posting about Tinder. It makes me happy to know that none of you rugby-playing, Top Gear-watching, chino-wearing, Clarkson-loving little dangerous dullards can turn a profit. Please all of you have sex immediately.
>>66987005
>frenchies surrendering without a fight
I believe you
>>66987016
It wasn't funny the first time
>>66987005
post slip.
>>66987033
It's not meant to be funny, you cretin.
>>66987076
Good, because it's not
>>66987086
Bet you're a right laugh at parties, you already said it wasn't funny, you silly mong.
>>66987093
Calm down lid, go outside and get some vit d into you, cheer you up a bit .x
>>66987108
I think it's you who needs to take a walk, imagine being so utterly devoid of intelligence that you repeat yourself in consecutive posts. You really are a strange little man who desperately needs to engage in intercourse.
>>66987016
Critiquing the quality of threads is the most virgin-like thing you can do mate, go and play in the sun and stop being so miserable.
Imagine.
>>66987129
Imagine LITERALLY throwing away 400,000
>>66987124
Spoken like a true slug. Don't worry, I'm sure one of your reliable TT tipsters will spoonfeed you an rball bet soon, tears!
pms
>bet365 showing south korean women streams
What a time to be alive lids
>>66987171
They've shown them for ages
>>66987129
WEW
>>66987223
it's a bit early for me in the morning ;_;
>>66987129
How much should I put on
>>66987239
£0
>>66987257
Why lid, everyone is going to vote IN it's so obvious.
BT wants a smed on Balestier Khalsa
>>66987261
Thought you meant on OUT. Bankroll + a few payday loans on IN.
>>66987280
surreal
>>66987328
>Putting money on OUT
KEK
Nobody could be this retared.
I want to bankroll in but it's a lot of money to have aside, can't bet till then. Might 3/4 the IN.
get on UK Gold NOW
>>66987384
>UK Gold
U wot?
Reminder taking breaks for betting is important to keep a healthy mindset and today is the perfect day to get out in the sun.
>>66987463
f r a u d u l e n t
What's the special stake then mafia?
>>66987463
This.
I've already been down the park, had a kickabout with the lads and now sat having a Magners in a beer garden.
Truly /comfy/.
>>66987463
MuhammadAli is going to CRUSH your lines anyway
>>66987463
Yesterday was better tbqh, a bit warmer and would have avoided being DAC
BT so surreal
BT wants a smed on Coventry U21 SW on 10bet
What do you think of tipsters that tip a great number of games? Even when they have a very decent win rate and solid profit, I never feel like it's a good idea to follow their tips, because it's near impossible that (all) their tips are well researched.
>>66987659
it's rball and lotto shitte
BT wants whatever he can get on Luki Energiya -2 on Unibet and others
>>66987481
If this is true it's really sad
>>66987664
Yeah I didn't have rball warriors in mind, but it certainly seems to be lotto shite
6K on Nadal @1.001
Easy money.
>>66987677
What makes it sad friendo?
>>66985901
Some reasoning above
large on Grotta -2
>>66979540
These aren't the Philippines
BT smashing it on TT
>>66987863
w h y
>>66987863
down insane
BT wants 2 sugars and a milk in his tea
>Valur price cunted before I got a chance to get on
AIDS
>>66988168
Tears buddy, I've been smashing it ever since IBC priced them up earlier, better luck next time!
>Just been diagnosed 80HD
No wonder my bets keep losing.
>>66988208
>ADHD is real
>>66988168
Im on -4.5 absolutely huge
>no goals in 15 mins
>>66988221
This.
Don't mind if I do.
Just got on o4.5 FH and they fucking score right away. Volcano slags best slags.
>>66988328
Please have sex
up life
>BREAKING: @stokecity's Britannia Stadium to be renamed Bet365 Stadium from next season. #SSNHQ
>>66988274
>4 goals in 6 minutes after you post this and I still didn't manage to get on
Fuck. My. Life.
>>66988365
pmsl
>>66988365
Beautiful.
>penalty no card
They missed the penalty? Christ.
>>66988348
I do thanks.
Pmsl gonna sponsor a race and name it after Euan after the 4 digit collect yesterday
>>66988365
Is Stoke /bet/'s official team?
>>66988453
Nope, Dunajska Streda will always be /bet/'s team
How many 2nd half goals will there be?
>>66988453
Stoke are DREADFUL. Just a bubblegum baby meme bookie team.
FK Dainava Alytus are /bet/'s lifelong team.
>>66988465
2 max
>>66988464
>>66988475
>not UCD Waves
What was that crazy Aussie/Asia slags match last week? Ended 16-0 or something, fucking ref called it before 90 min was past.
>>66988465
Don't be confident they'll score as much, I've been burnt on that several times with slags. 6-0 FH? ZERO goals SH.
>>66988478
UCD Waves are the official slag cheerleaders of /bet/. They support us rather than us supporting them.
I thought Wall Street wasnt shrewd but his ROI is higher than Euan's?
Euan gonna be SEETHING
muggy chasing comes off
>Albania's yield has halved in like a week
>>66988534
He won't be happy lid
why would anyone pay for addict bets?
>>66988586
why wont you have sex?
what's been going on lads? been off for a day or two, hope you didn't miss me too much x
>>66988622
Anime is the new thing now.
>>66988622
who are you?
>>66988626
ffs hope I haven't come back to a thread full of those fuckin nips
are they the sad eye ones or the angry eye ones?
>>66988622
Volcano slags shrekking volcano slags in volcano cup. Bretty gud profit on it in FH.
just got me a pinnaclesports account via a broker.
was playing in shitty FR bookies who take around 27% edge in bets like BTTS and O/U
still made profit until recently when i started playing on BIG BOY mode without a really big account.
just paid my vpn with a first winning bet
>>66988655
ah shite can't believe I missed that, any other good bets on since flatanon yesterday?
>>66988666
Too bad it won't matter because Inter are garbage.
>>66988687
fucking mancini started melo, still inter deserved to win. it was a good bet.
>>66988702
Your presence is triggering Euan right now.
Bird SO due
>>66988714
get your tongue out of his asshole m8
TYUMEN
BUQAA
who else gonna be RICH?
Maybe eventually if your record continues after 50-100 picks, looking good so far though. As for your random comments and shouts, I'd pay for those every day of the week!
re-back -1.5?
SLAGS you fraud, have i lost my money already?
>>66988819
not unless they actually start trying again
got on +3.5 at HT, knew this would happen
>>66988850
Depends on if the bet wins or not m8
>>66988870
Thanks for the insight pal.
888888
>>66987005
On huge
>>66988889
Super loser right here.
They want the 10.
99999999999
>>66988905
>>66987005
>Purposely losing a game to your rival
Yeah, fuck off you fraud.
zzzzzzzzz just get the 10 so I can go to bed
It's like they don't want the 10
Just been to Audi and bought this outright with profits from my accas this week. Like to thank everyone personally in /bet/ for the genuine support I have got over the past 2 years. I wouldn't of had the courage to do it if it wasn't for you all
10 10 10 10 10
>>66989044
smelly Paki detected
>>66989044
pmsl
>>66989044
x22 Jewish Legal Force?
>>66988982
goodnight and godbless x
>>66989044
Nice one Hassan.
>>66989067
>thinking Hassan could afford that
hes a greasy student
Is going to a freshman party as someone who already has his degree +EV?
>Valur 0.0 @1.6
pmsl trader DRUNK
>>66988867
aww
>>66989107
HAHAHAHAHA UP THOUSANDS PMSL
>>66989107
First time betting? Hope you had fun
>>66989125
Excuse me????
Wisebets so WISE
>>66989103
Yes
>>66989133
When there is only 2 mins of a match remaining every fucking team in every match is on a 0.0 since it'd be insane to be offering a + on the other side of the line with only 2 mins remaining. Refuse to believe you aren't new as fuck if you've not grasped that before.
>>66989160
>Good day at the tube. Feeling so usefull here. Just corrected the statistics of @KornerKing @AbsolutelyRektPmsl, with there wrong settlements, you almost can call it "fraud". Who is next ?
pmsl
>>66989103
Yes but going to 6th form parties is even more +ev.
>>66989174
imagine
Unders is a medium stake for me
>>66989172
not even that guy but you are a fucking dolt. valur 0.0 should've been about 1.05
>>66989174
why would you guys settle the bets incorrectly?
>>66989193
I have about 15 thaaasand pand on unders, cannot spake
>>66989174
>absolutelyrektpmsl's yield at 17.85%
the bastard
>>66989226
pmsl love how his accent goes all cockney for a moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5EnVnD6MIc
>>66989193
U wot
>>66989211
>Those odds
>That vig
>>66989255
EH EH EH EH
04.5 SURELY a bet, Shabab look world.
Can anyone let me know what's going on here?
>>66989342
pmsl
>>66989255
>the old rball
miss it tbqh
>>66989312
world
>>66989172
Talking about rthe fact it was @1.6 not just that it was on a 0.0, surely this is nibs. If not go back to r/soccerbetting with your accas and fractional odds frogspawn.
>>66989312
Noice m8.
>>66989172
You are a moron, he's not saying it shouldn't have been 0.0, but the odds certainly shouldn't have been 1.6. Not that fucking hard to grasp is it?
>pmsl nibs etc
>>66989312
Think there's another late one coming but not getting on myself
>>66989172
Even I understood the point he was making, you goddamn shoulda-been-an-abortion. It's not the 0.0 AH, it's the goddamn 1.6 odds that's bonkers.
BT wants a smedge on Netherlands.
Hello, /bet/ mafia here.
Thanks for bringing the Nicolas Jarry price up.
Are the big bois on hapoel -1?
>>66989635
Which one
>>66989678
The one from Israel
>>66989684
Does he mean the jewish one?
>>66989678
The one about to fuck maccabi
How is Ross doing lately? Dont hear about him very much.
>>66989729
info?
>>66989748
>Asking an aussie on /bet/ for info
I'll save you the trouble, bet on it and mark as a L or don't bet on it and call him a fraud after.
>>66989762
Aussies are good for rugby desu. Swerve literally anything else
REDDIT wants LARGE on ISMAILY
>Tyumen letting me down
back to losing it is
>>66989748
Pmsl thinking I'd actually spoon feed you info, take the bet or don't.
>treehouse of horror episodes
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>66989795
This is true, going LARGE on the Warriors this weekend lads
Who just tipped it ffs was that DACkers?
11111
>>66989729
>>66989635
1111111
111111111111111111111111111111
you just know it's all over soon when australian shitposters are posting shrewd bets
>>66990037
Pmsl that's still more likely than Germany winning a bet or cursing a bet
>>66990070
in his defense, im the losing kraut here, not him.
ive tipped a few winners today though.
>>66990093
Thought you were DONE for April lad?
>>66990105
yeah i only tipped, i didnt place bets
>>66990142
>>66990142
>>66990142
New thread.
