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>letting the German make a new thread twice sub-edition
Old Thread >>66968447
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Afwul edition, terrible picture, not needed sub edition.
Can't believe i've actually got money on a player called Quentin.
Going to be DAC S_L_A_G_S
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Emily Webb sub edition
>>66990153
:^)
>>66990160
the fuck is that hair cut
>tfw both of my tt accounts are in the top of tt right now
>tfw still DAC
>>66990160
Horrible teeth
>this standard of tennis
pmsl
Thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k6mQyu2GxM
BT wants a small (2/10) on AS Moon DC
>>66990175
She looks to have poor quality hair like her dad so there probably isn't much she can do with it.
33333
>>66990189
It's not that bad at all really. Both of these could demolish most female top 20 players.
Pmsl here's the real thread song for you guys
http://youtu.be/Om7IBJf7-fc
LoC wants a special on Wilpas DC
>>66990211
>>66990246
Could you PLEASE have sex.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vytgHD2pqyk
>>66990260
who?
>>66990276
Bulgaria m8
Halys looks fucking shite tbqh
ffs Halys is so shit
>10/10 on this
laffin
Such a fucking fraud
>That one spastic clapping Nicolas after each point
>>66990381
Its his dad.
Crowd are going wild.
Halys actually a dire player pmsl
>Quentin clapping Jarry
I want off this ride, fuck you slags.
Ffs I could beat Halys, he's so error prone.
What were you THINKING S_L_A_G_S
>>66990260
LoC surreal
Pmsl
Absolutely SMASHING academic -2
I S M A I L Y
goal
Pretty sure Halys would struggle against that old woman pmsl
Is Halys dead? Really fucking hope so.
Wouldn't be surprised if Arsenal seriously tested the vidiprinter tonight.
>>66990639
Too easy
>>66990639
>Curacao
Where?
QUENTIN
>halys
jesus
>>66990666
tbf I had no idea what Goffy meant until I googled vidiprinter
>>66990668
C a r i b
>>66990712
>multiple celebrity gatecrashers
shaking
>>66990668
it's and island AND a liqueur. pretty cool t b h.
>that weak as fuck net shot on advantage
FUCK you Quentin you shit cunt.
Halys literally cannot break serve pmsl. Terrible.
RIP Prince
This thread will have a 1 minutes silence at 18:00 BST (2 minutes time) to honour the man.
Thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8BMm6Jn6oU
SLAGS SO SO SHREWD
S_L_A_G_S such a JUDGE
>Nicolas clapper silent
pmsl tears buddy
John Farren wants MEDIUM on Gent-Anderlecht BTTS
And i quote:
>"The last time Gent failed to score at home in the league was December 7th 2014. Anderlecht have conceded in their last 8 away league games. 4 of the last 5 H2H have been BTTS, with Gent scoring in all 5.
Anderlecht have scored in 10 of their last 11 league games. Gent have conceded in 8 of their last 9."
>>66990819
That was the injury break. Dad was so excited he fell off his chair and had a stroke. He's been SHAKING in hospital since, Jarry on a total downer since.
>le double fault man
such a meme
pmsl
5 first set double faults.
No end of unforced errors.
Fuck you slags you slug.
>>66989635
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>>66989678
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>>66989748
>putting shekels on kike slags
Worse than a virginclick/Kornerking double.
>>66989897
Normies out.
Academic girls going surreal in dedication for prince, God bless them.
>all these fucking draws again
getting sooo tired of it
Halys is dreadful. Absolutely fucking dreadful.
>>66990948
There winning 5 - 0 on a -1 you fucking retard.
Nice Nico! There we go! *claps*
JUST
Reminder that SLAGS tipped this 10/10 and 5/10.. Pathetic.
Fuck you S_L_A_G_S, seriously.
>following tipsters with less than 50% win ratio
Why?
/bet/ mafia HUP pmsl nibs
BT wants a smed on Levadia III DC on Unibet and other such bubblegums
One of the worst tips I've seen, considering it was a 10/10. Never looked likely to win.. Slags now known as a complete fraud tbqhwy
55555
Could do with another goal for Academic Team Girls Women.
>>66991191
this desu senpai.
Blacklisted S_L_A_G_S, pathetic excuse of a 10/10 and a 5/10
Friendly reminder the 'BT wants.." gimmick is just a copy of the "J West is LARGE on..." gimmick from last year.
>>66991218
Fair enough but he actually does
s_l_a_g_s here
I didn't realise that Jarry was bringing his dad. Disputing it with live chat now, hoping to get a refund
6666666
Can't stop winning
Won't stop winning
>>66991212
God bless you wonderful kikeesses.
come on Halys break this one
>>66991271
pls b quiet
HALYS
baby steps lads, he wins from here just watch
>>66991271
>australian shitposter is actually doing it
MADMAN
>Prince died
Hold me /bet/ as I drown in my losses.
>>66991335
;_;
Can't even listen to his music on Spotify or Youtube either. Gonna have to root around my CD collection in the loft.
Reminder that the 80s & 90s created more famous people than ever before so it stands to reason there will gradually be more and more notable deaths.
CyBu4 surreal.
Fucking hate Halys, can't win a break point at all.
Choking twat.
>>66991469
This, actually despise the cunt.
NEED another Gail Falkenberg match like AIR
Halys is so bad.
hello guys
Euan is lurking, get ready for a tip lads.
4th winner in a row
Ramat slags -1
>break points won
>2 out of 8
Disgusting,
>>66991183
SUCH a fraud
HALYS
>halys
Actually despise the cunt, hope he dies.
>>66991714
>HALYS
>hitting it out from that position
holy shit
Halys you son of a bitch choking slug
How in the fuck can you be this shit in strong positions, you RISP mug.
Threw this away.
Halys a bigger fraud than brasil tbqh
>hitting the net
>not winning your service game
Fucking hate this cunt more than i've hated any team before. SLAGS you fraud.
>>66991537
hi ayrton.
Genuinely the most I've ever hated a sportsman, fucking kill yourself halys you utter cunt.
>getting on a SLAGS tip when he's on a losing streak
pmsl
https://twitter.com/quentinhalys
>that last retweeet
PMSL
State of /bet/ ffs
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>>66991714
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>>66991535
>>66991469
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>>66991289
Spoonfed sixth former slugs OUT, this place is such a pit these days.
>>66991839
reply is top kek.
>>66991862
SLAGS please have sex.
>>66991862
It's a very sunny day, please go outside and absorb some vitamin D.
>>66991862
Wish you'd get a match on tinder
So many little slugs wasting mummy's fivers on clueless little TT tipsters pmsl, beyond pathetic.
>>66991887
Wow, such a witty response. Please have sex and go study for your sociology AS level, you tedious little dullard.
>>66991856
Fuck off Calijah
>>66991900
>telling people to have sex with posts like this
HAVE SEX
Right, I'm now off to do some cooking with my gf. Think we'll rustle up a spaghetti carbonara, should be a nice bit of playful fun.
Goodnight, god bless lads. x
Enjoy pal, give her one for me ;)
>>66991920
How's her foot game?
>>66991920
Will you be having sex?
Celtic u20 will never score again in our lifetimes
>peter calling for goff to be sacked
pmsl
>>66992061
???
/bet/, why aren't we fading the public?
>>66992089
cause its easier to just wait for Euan to post tips
>>66992061
Need someone to tag Nick in that tweet
Was waiting to post this nearer in play but line has been hit in last half hour from 1.950 to 1.475 so had to post now, see what you can find on slower bookies...
I'm on Kettering -2 home to Bideford. 3.25 GL looks good too.
This is a 500 mile round trip for Bideford who are already relegated. Im told that pretty much all Bideford regulars have not travelled today, with the keeper being the exception. The manager has had to scrape together a bare 11, there's a 37 year old striker set to play at centre half and two strikers who play 4 leagues lower usually.
Kettering are in with an outside chance of playoffs, they need to win both their remaining games and boost their goal difference in the process. They will go for it for the full 90 today.
They will win the game, they should win it by several goals, I'm hoping they can do a demolition job on them.
>>66992160
Going in play so will just wait to smack so long as theres no early goal.
AC Milan just performed a haka or something
positive energy
100 EU smacked.
second bet on pinnacle for me.
>>66992323
Whoa there big boy. Dont go taking all the value. Leave some for us
>>66992406
Carpi just benched 6 important players.
their coach lost it.
Ac Milan to RAPE carpi.
Anyone going to be paying RonBurgundy £20 for 5 months?
>>66992569
Probably
>>66992464
Unironically for a crisp £100 note on -1.25
>>66992569
Thinking about it, lotsa kronar to be made.
>Bideford DAs
HAHAHA FUCK OFF DOWN THOUSANDS
>>66992569
Seeing as hes a /bet/ dullared, pmsl.
>>66992160
Cant stop topping up
Wont stop topping up
Bideford having more shots, just end me please.
>>66991792
ayrton is not here today, can i help you with something?
>>66992160
Put a little on, first one from /bet/ i've ever done.
Jon Dunham @JonDunhamNT 7m7 minutes ago
Ball in the net for Bideford but flag was up 0-0
pmsl
>>66992745
Think I've made a big mistake here.
>>66992769
Because someone who was offside put the ball in the net after play had stopped?
>>66992745
/bet/ mafias pulled off a worldie here
>>66992769
/bet/ mafia m8
Kettering looking TEZ
>>66992769
Me too. Need a second half C O L L A P S E
>>66992786
The phrasing generally means they scored as play went on but it was brought back for offside. Ever watched a game of football?
Jon Dunham @JonDunhamNT · 1m1 minute ago
Close for Bideford. Barker played in Kelvin Fineboy (great name) and he shot across goal but just wide, unlucky 0-0
eyes welling up
>>66992813
I was trying to word mine as positively as possible.
But anyway, what relevance has 'scoring' an offside goal got? Ever watched a game of football?
>>66992829
Fingers gopingf nunbv
Cant wait for Bideford to score, will re back.
Just hold on a bit longer Bideford, let the line get tasty
Kettering has the better of the possession, more attacking movements and as I type this the only shot on target.
I go to quite a few non league games and they always start off slow.
Although on Saturday play off chasing Chalfont St Peter were beaten 4-0 by Bedford who had nothing to play for.
>>66991024
>the goyim is getting comfy Schlomo
>just as planned hehehe *le hand rub*
>>66991114
>>66991131
>>66991216
>>66991266
Fucking fraud. Glad I went small.
>>66991335
He probably went LARGE on SLAGS shit tip!
Kettering wins, the TT will be surreal soon
>>66991561
chrz m8
I hope the score before -1.5 hits 1.9 or I will lose all sense of bankroll management and ende up in a very dark place if they dont cover
>>66992323
>>66992406
>>66992464
>>66992600
>it's a still 0-0 when someone's supposed to be getting raped episode
Absolute sums and unimaginable mountains on -1.75
BIDEFORD 11111111111111111111
pmsl
Already face down on the floor
>>66993004
>Actually thinking you're fooling anybody
slammmming first half -0.5
>>66993004
Is it 2014 again?
Hope the Bideford team bus stopped in at Laddies on the way to the game and they all got a few quid on -2 to pay for the fuel for the way back.
Tommy Brewer would have had a hatty by now ffs
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LIKE TO BET ON KETTERING, COS WINNING IS THEIR FATE
AND WHEN WE BET ON KETTERING
THEY SCORE A GOAL IN 8......
>>66993019
>>66993036
penny-punting student mongs
>>66993125
I'm 28, but close.
>On Kettering -2.5
Is a two-story drop enough to kill me?
>>66993242
*storey
brains gone
>on overs in the AC Milan game
I've made a huge mistake.
Feeling a goal in the next 5
Maybe have a look at Darlington game instead. 6-0 up after 40 mins.
>>66993242
If you aim for head first you have a good shout.
>>66993260
floor*
We're not in America pal.
JonDunhamNT 25s26 seconds ago
Passes going astray for Kettering. Struggling to make any inroads. It's not happening at present 0-0
Fuck sake lids
>on overs in the Follo game
Just end it.
But hey, the Ultimate Fighter E01 is out. Gonna get comfy and touch myself to JJ with a little meat on her bones and the rainforest nigger womanlet. Hope the fighters aren't shit.
Four figure day turns into a minus four figure day if they don't win by 2+
>Bideford posing a threat on the break. Fineboy forces Solkhon to concede a corner 0-0
Marked as a loss. Going for a walk to clear my head. Praying I dont jump in front of the first bus that goes past.
Time for hockey yet?
:^)
>Bideford have a -43 goal difference
>>66993311
nice blog Klaus
west brom +3
pmsl another loss. Can't win a bet tbqh
Bideford players are going to feel the fatigue so much second half, I can't even begin to imagine just how CRAMPED their legs are after this long journey.
Well done to the danger who tipped HT/FT on TT, they conceded all their goals in the second half last game and that's when they'll tire. Need you to tip the handicap from here to make up for it.
Dunno why I went so hard on this, head's gone tbqhwy
Kettering haven't won in their last 3 games, failing to score >1 per game.
Think we made a mistake lads.
>he was on Kettering
>>66993467
Including a 0-1 loss at home to Bedworth, the team with the divisions worst goal difference.
Bideford players are so TIRED. It's HT now but a few of them are going to bring out their BLANKETS for the second half. Once FATIGUE kicks in Kettering will run RIOT. Ends 4-0+, gl x
>>66993380
>Klaus
Wrong country, sir.
>>66993513
A ray of light. Bideford lost their last game on Tuesday 3-0 to Poole, all goals coming in the second half.
>>66991561
Pmsl 4 in a row in this thread going for 5 in a minutr
follo 3 red cards
Card in that Follo game, absolutely surreal.
>>66993564
U19 boyos off their fucking heads. Probably russ and want some time off.
>>66992464
>80% possession
>9 shots
>only one on target
bring in Menez or i'll be DAC
kr reykjavik -.5
You'd be crazy not to lump on.
What the FUCK is Baerum DOING
It's like they don't want the 111111, 22222 or even the 333333
Kettering when?
1111111111111111111
HUPPPPPPPPPPP
IDS HABEENING
111111111111111111
>>66993690
111111111111
SURREAL
11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
ALL DAY
222222222222222222
ketamine!!!!
22222222222222
THE FIX IS IN
2222222222222222
Here comes the rape train CHOO CHOO
Red cards vanished in Follo ffs
K e t t e r i n g
2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2
Need 6 more for SUMS
Superrugby tips because I cba waking up at 8 to watch the shorks
U51 for the highlanders sharks game @2
Cheetahs [email protected]
bet 365
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Hate that stupid fucking nonce on twitter. Managed to talk me out of >>66992979
>>66993807
Ditto
>inb4 not covering the -2.5
>>66993807
Pmsl. What line you on anyway, -2 or -2.5?
>>66993807
He has changed his tune now
>I am definitely ordering whatever was in the tea in the home dressing-room at half-time. Poppies relentless at present 2-0
>>66993834
-2.25 and -1.75 reback. Would have been legit large at HT if he hadnt been so negative.
They actually need lots of goals looking at the GD. Rebacking.
Surely the F A T I G U E means more goals.... r-right??
333333333333333
3333333333333333
NEVER
IN
DOUBT
>>66993807
Who?
>>66993933
>>66993934
Fucking /bet/ magic, I swear.
Ends 5-0 +. Good morning and goodnight. x
Pls help AC Milan too, /bet/.
Why did I pick BTTS for this Arsenal/WBA game.
>>66993311
>JJ
Okocha?
444444444444444
EEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZ
Who rebacking -0.5?
>>66994008
Joanna Jerkmydick.
YEA WE MOVING ON UP
TO THE BIG HOUSE
Ah shit, there's volcano apehoop going on. I don't think I can take another bird tip.
Need 1 more for some serious A I R tbqh lads
>>66994299
Need another 2 desu, might have pushed it there though.
>>66994113
>Eight minutes to go here. Kettering 4-0 up, a fifth would put them above Weymouth in sixth place on goals scored...
Me
555555555
HUP
>>66994419
Hup
>>66993630
Pmsl 5 bets in a row and a 5th from Kettering
Been a world day
>score as staking meme
zzzzzzzzzz
555555555555
555555
One more lids...
>>66992323
psml
6666666
2 MORE
666666
6666666666
Fuck me....
>doubting Kettering
77777777
7 pmsl got on a 6s
>>66994547
77777777777
>Stopped backing at 4-0
Still up real nice but should've been up brains
>AC Milan 0-0
F R O G
R
A
U
D
>>66994645
Far too many of these situations recently
>>66994692
>He will still maintain he is better than the bookies even though he keeps getting btfo while the rest of us are up sums on lower league games.
>>66994709
cringe
Didn't touch it at half time cause I got spooked by all the bad news, absolute TEARS. Enjoy all your winnings lids
>>66994709
>implying you have to actually bet to call some cunt out for being a fraud
Someone paypal me lunch money
>>66994749
Nah, internet bullies in here will just beat you up and take it.
Fortaleza -0.0 0.5 1.9
Going for 6th bet in a row to pay for all of your wives sons school lunches next week
>>66992323
that was the most disgusting game i've ever seen
was literally cheering for Carpi at the end like a masochist.
laying every single Milan game to come. the team managment is out of hand. nothing changed, Brocchi is just a berlusconi tool.
Is someone grades the Kettering bets on tt, I think /bet/ might make up 3 out of the top 5 in the Top Tipsters last 7 days list. Just need S_L_A_G_S to pull his finger out and someone else to step up and /bet/ WILL BE tt
>>66994900
worm
>>66994794
The /bet/ magic is with you today, got on at 2.050
>>66994900
You know what the worst part was? You thought it was AC Milan doing the Haka but really it was actors. And you didnt even notice. Such a F R A U D
>>66995015
>>66994900
AC Milan such a disgusting team desu
Just seen kettering score tears
>only on small
Would bait Balotelli out as the biggest football fraud playing tbqh.
BT here. Anyone having a go at what other people bet on instead of just being happy with their own profit should seek help.
>/bet/ magic
>>66994794
Tears.
>betfair give me a £2 free to play on bingo
>enter a game
>win £53
Hoping it goes in, my wife's son is taking my wife's boyfriends out for macca and footie and I don't like sleeping outside with the dog.
>>66995257
Issue is, I believe this.
>>66995238
pmsl no tears yet, rebacking the forta win for insane /bet/ sums
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36105265
L A Y I N G
>>66994794
>>66995316
Well, at least the dog gives off more warmth than my wife. No internet out there though.
>>66995366
>Shamoon Hafez
>>66995515
How's Tromso lad? Moving there next month because of work
>>66995554
Cold and full of fucking nordlendings.
I'm down on the southwest corner where it's comfy.
>>66995366
>pigs might fly
>>66995587
Nature is stunning, can't wait for some time off and go hunting on a dogsled.
Anyone else dafc?
Euan, give us a tip.
Euan, Euan, give us a tip.
In all seriousness, is there anything worth staying up for lids? My model doesn't show anything.
Forta pls
>>66995658
I wish there was such device on 365 that could provide me with total summary of deposits/withdrawals throughout account's activity.
>tfw you open your blogabet or TT and proudly admire your positive yield and profit in all its glory
>tfw you then look at the amount of picks and it's only 7 and you realise you still have a long way to go, but atleast the +yield will stand for another day before you take the plunge and make another pick at the mercy of the betting gods
>>66995672
Nor does mine. Think there is some USL tomorrow night.
Wish I could be in bed/at the pub but got work to do that I've had ages to do but left it to the last minute.
Dont do this kids. I know your teachers tell you not to and you still do it but take it from someone as shrewd as me: -EV move
/advice blog
>>66995672
Go to bed before the North Americans start shitting up the place with >muh mainstream value
>>66995833
You should keep a spreadsheet of that
>>66995863
You should do your work as soon as lectures finish mate, well an hour or two after.
I used to finish lectures with my house mate, walk back, place some mid-day bets then do work.
xx night bet.
>>66995863
Me too lid.
3000 words for monday
>>66995863
>Think there is some USL tomorrow night
Yes. Also OFC final although I admit that'll be a case of staying up very late for a game that will likely have little to no value. Still fancy bookies to maybe fuck up and price it quite close when Wellington aren't as good this year imo and Auckland have started to look pretty good.
>>66995869
You've been a good JUDGE of day /bet/ today Australia.
Link your TT
>>66995934
Not him, just woke up lel
>>66995615
Uhhh do you know where you are going, friend?
*Mega Boom Tip*
Tampa Bay Lightning ML @1.67
Detroit is completely outclassed at every position. They stole a game at home because Tampa played like shit for some reason, but now that Tampa has home advantage and an opportunity to clinch the series they will come out with great intensity I believe.
Detroit is old and slow, they simply cannot compete with Tampa. They have not scored more than 2 goals in a game this series and they wont today. Bishop is playing great and Detroit has no real goal scorers. Final score will be something like 3-1
10 Unit Play for me
>>66995940
In that case fuck off.
>>66995958
Going to work now
Night lid
>>66995948
u might as well get on the 3way if you are that confident.
>>66995948
>They stole a game at home because Tampa played like shit for some reason
>because Tampa played like shit for some reason
Has nothing to do with Ice Hockey being total luck puck most of the time right?
i don't see his bet where is it
Unders in The Strongest vs Sao Paulo bet of the night?
Sao Paulo will struggle at altitude and they'll know this but they only need a draw to go through, if they lose they will be out. Surely there will be epic bus parking
>>66996036
Please close your betting accounts before you lose a lot of money
>>66996077
but i made twenty already
>>66996036
Either he is chatting shit or it got smashed
>>66996036
>>66996112
Oh wait its a double
>>66996112
I don't find this how do I do this? I only see alternative goal line
>>66996004
tampa got like 16 shots in the entire third game, that was an outlier and will not happen again.
>>66996155
Maybe there are other sections of bets you can look under.
I'm not spoonfeeding you any more than that.
>>66996163
Alright, Tampa 3way is THE bet tonight.
>>66996163
Ice Hockey is 95% luck. That's why no one gives a fuck about it, there's not a single person who profits long term betting on it, and even the best team lost 26 games last season.
main stream bet of the day is Thunder-9
I can see all the JFs coming in.
Night bet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GvkyKEYRnM
>>66996233
If you actually watch the games you can make bank off of inplay team to score next bets.
>>66996138
>>66996176
Right just please tell me how to make a bet a double
>>66996312
Fuck off u greasy sixth former.
>>66996312
You need to ask Lux on the bet365 live chat to have doubles enabled on you account.
>>66996320
figured it out thanks
>>66996312
if you love me right, we /bet/ for life.
> mortgage house
> put it all on a -1000 favorite
> get easy 20k
what is wrong with this plan?
>>66996371
2 bet here And 3 bet on my facebook page Run to click like on my page to don t miss a bet
>>66996441
> make obvious bait
> post it on /bet/
> get lots of (You)s
what is wrong with this plan?
>>66996441
put it all on manchester united to win at home lad, what could go wrong?
>>66996441
90% implied chance to win is never safe
I have a collage of odds more ridiculous than -1000 losing
Personal favorite is losing on a -4000 one in NBA
Better off just betting over 6.5 games every tennis match
Anyone going on Mavericks-OKC?
>>66996620
Thunder over 102.5 total points is THE bet
>>66996683
>>66996620
for information, Thunder have scored over 105 14 out of their last 16 games.
ABSOLUTE SPECIAL
>>66996732
>bookies don't know this
>>66996880
Ofc as it's playoffs and everything slows down + Mavs have kept their opponents under 100 like 9 out of last 10.
I think Thunder are going destroy them today desu,
>>66996880
Don't they? LUMP ON then!!
>>66996732
would rather take dallas under 94 desu
can never be too sure about the blunder
I don't think kevin durant shoots 7/33 again but >westbrick could easily start chucking 4th qtr even while up and not go over
>>66996922
I'm also on Thunder by 26+ tbqh lel
Can anyone explain to me why this is funny?
>>66996939
can't trust blunder anymore desu
I had them on 4th qtr ml the last game and they were like 7 for the game (5 for the qtr) and somehow gave up like 8 straight points and even lost the game zzz
mavs scoring 10 points in 6 minutes gives me hope they're consistent in their play and score maybe 80 pts max
>>66997104
Cause it gets them nibs
>>66997104
pmsl
>>66997104
Literally the facebook version of "pmsl nibs".
The tagging mafia are up sums these days
>>66997298
Post a 1/10 stake on a 1.05 favourite so addicts have to open their phones and see that tip for no reason
>>66997351
>ruin your yield
no
>>66997388
yield babby detected
Just had the mother of all brain farts thinking the fh goal line reset back to (0-0) like an ah after a goal. Feel like asking Lux on livechat to sort it for me but don't have my hopes up
>goalless first quarter for tranpa bay
don't think my heart can take this
going to wake up just in time for the 3rd period to end and be very impressed or disappointed
Only just noticing this. Who is the massive danger to society?
https://twitter.com/misanthromorph/status/721785681496903681
is 807065 from TT from /bet/?
>>66997979
I'm on the 3way and tampa to score first buddy. sweating more than you.
>>66997993
Hes been called out before, pretty sure its the Norwegian anon
>>66998165
Just noticed some tweets in Norwegian so that would make sense. Along with RTs of pro-gamergate, anti-"left media", and pro-Trump tweets.
I thought you had to be 18 to bet in Norway but apparently not. Or we have a genuine future patio digger in our midst.
What are you fucks doing to the River Plate match?
Stop it now.
58 points in 1st half, good start.
lumping on OKC -12.5, this ends in a blowout
>>66998321
Please explain your issues with Trump mate seen as you brought the topic up.
Which one of you lot is Big Papa Tips?
>>66998596
No adult outside of the USA should "support" a presidential candidate. Non-US Trump "fans" are dangerous, sad people. This isnt up for debate.
Thread song
https://youtu.be/dGP98zuyNUc
>>66997993
>>66998165
Yep that's him. Usually ignore everything he says t b h.
>>66998321
No problem betting while underage in Norway. The problem occurs when trying to withdraw any profits, which I guess norwegian anon hasn't experienced yet pmsl
>>66998790
What if you support what he represents or what he represents a backlash against? This would be equivalent of saying you can't support any political/philosophical argument from any non-brit.
>>66998961
Cringe.
>>66998961
Sounds to me like something a non-US Trump supporter would say. Give me your address so I can forward it to the police next time someone goes missing in your area.
real thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH0KWX2a8zY
>>66999023
pmsl Euan absolutely giving it to the trump worshipping apprentice workers
> on golden state ML at -250
> now its at -170
kill me
>>66999023
>>66998790
>>66997993
is this you mate?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfqAkUXKT5Y
>>66999284
No. Why did you think some limp wristed lefty American was me?
>>66999006
>>66999023
worms
Feel so free lads
any other amerifats just see that curvesconnect.com ad?
im so dead ive seen everything now
Shaking for Euan's potential LARGE tomorrow.
Corner King such a Judge
On OKC first to 10 points 4th ate, they gonna put this away quickly to get starters rest
>>66999885
So Shrewd
>>66999284
Are you kidding me?
9s for Euan
>>66999980
got u covered senpai
9s for /bet/
>>67000107
Shouldn't you be in a bed lad? What time does 6th form start these days?
>>67000118
And you but you can just fuck off.
>tfw anon was right about thunder o104
>tfw trusting bookie shill with u94 mavs
>tfw my day is LITERALLY dependent on lotto ice
>Tampa Bay won't get outshout again
>Tampa Bay will put up goals
>>67000158
Good contribution to the thread.
>>66999885
>>66996683
>>66996267
Pmsl at how much I'm up
>>67000269
tampa is still the big favorite to win lid
>>67000323
I'm in way too deep here. All I need is one goal from either team to profit. If nobody can score in the next 5 minutes I'm done for.
>>67000323
>big ""favorite" odds drifting from 1.58 to 1.76 for bolts
>wongs are now even despite being above 2.3 starting
literally lotto shite
>>67000373
>>67000323
I'll help you lads out, only lost 1 of 8 bets posted today so I'm clearly DUE and getting on TB
>>67000373
what did you bet?
TAMPA
A
M
P
A
>>67000468
Pmsl at myself, literally can't stop winning
>>67000441
>>67000323
fugggggggg
i'm sorry for doubting you
LITERALLY jesus
literally shaking, up brains. withdrawn 2,000 in the last 2 days. love playoff hockey.
>>67000784
Good for you buddy.
Anything else you like or done for the day?
>>67000847
No, only gonna watch the blackhawks/blues game and see if i feel any in plays.
tipping hockey is worthless, my system is so retarded. most of it is in game.
>>66996939
Thank you based thunder
Reminder that The Strongest need to win to go through and have their mad A L T I T U D E advantage. They're gonna be throwing people forward these last ten mins. Maybe Sao Paulo can hit them on the counter if they can still breath so take the overs but take The Strongest SW if you're feeling risky.
Reminder to be here tomorrow at around 4-6pm for Euan's large.
kek at this chimpout in The Strongest game
SCENES in Bolivia
>>67002682
Just classic South America desu
Rockets+1.5 to win 4th qtr
mistakes were made :(
>>67004005
>tfw on rockets 1.5 from early first quarter
>also got on warriors 4th quarter ml at 1.5
What are the odds that both of my bets can go through (rockets winning by 1-5)?
>>67004441
It's gonna be close, Rockets offense is so fucking ugly.
>>67004512
It's looking decent right now at 87-91, hoping it doesn't come down to meme fouling at the end of the game
Think missed buzzer beater while down 3 would be the easiest situation to imagine but probably the tightest buttclench ever
Both bets are for $100 and win $50, so I could hypothetically win $100 and lose nothing or just lose $50 from one of the two outcomes
>>67004672
Yeah, I'm out.
Went small at 7s on overtime happening
>>66997993
>>66998165
>look at this anon shitposting on twitter dot com
Fuck you guys, I summoned TipsterNor back from his deep slumber.
Also:
>the
Yeah, it couldn't possibly be that there's more than just me and that traitorous tripfaggot on /bet/.
>>66998827
You'd stab me in the back like that? Forræder.
>>67004864
>that ending
muh dick
>bet on race to 10 instead of warriors 4th quarter ml
>it was 8-3 and ended up 8-10 so I lost $50 anyways
JUST
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67005695
dont spend it all in one place now canadabro ;)
Sharks -1.5 highlanders have red card making mistakes don't see them being able to last another 65
wisebet so shrewed
Pmsl at all the Brits that were out shaggin last night and won't be up for the early value
>>67008182
>1X @ 1.34
Absolute madman.
Hawthorn 1-39 2.1 looks nice
>>67008092
This is going down to the wire. need them to score one more point at least!
>>67008464
spoonfeed me
>>67008848
Adelaide -0.5
>aussie /bet/
>>67008920
Good contribution to the thread lad.
My tip for today lids. Hernes with a horrible line-up, and based Martin will step up for KIL for sure.
Broncos should not lose to the Rabbitohs tonight surely?
>>67008955
Well to elaborate, their(Hernes) defence is shit so they're gonna let a few in for certain. Don't see them scoring much even though they field a pretty good attack though. Think the odds should be like 1,40 desu~
Romania kicked out of Eurovision pmsl
There's a potential CODE RED situation here boys
>>67009216
where you looking laddo?
Getting on o2.5 2.6
Floodgates surely to open up
34' | WHAT A SAVE! Sorensen comes up big again to deny Kamau before Clisby clears off the line. Massive from the Great Dane! 0-0. #ADLvMCY
Fuck this cunt tbqh
>>67009379
>Betting on Tommy Sorry to concede goals against literal who aussie strikers
tez bet tbqh
>>67009334
Do you seriously need me to hold your hand to see which game it is? Its Stal Dnipro u21
come on le adelaide
111111111
>there will never be a shrewd Australian to spoonfeed us on all the lower league football they have
Bad feels desu
a-league is free $ desu
222222
>penalty with no card
>>67009841
hate that meme
Pmsl when people doubt ME.
Putting so many wives sons through school
On o5.5 Oakleigh v Melbourne Knights
>>67009408
Looks like we've been gobbled up here laddo
333
>>67009408
>0-0, FT closing fast
bet /mafia/ HUP pmsl nibs
>>67010057
ayy
>>67009921
>>67010057
LE FIX IS IN
The fox is in
warriors fc v home unt 2-0
Big_Al finally cleaning dirt
>>67010350
Noice.
>>67010350
Bla Bla bla
>>67010350
I think the /bet/ TT account should be used for calling out mugs/frauds. Get on BigAl's good side for when we tip the opposite side of a bet and green the fuck up
BT wants a smed on Zhilstroy Kharkiv SW
Are the big bois getting on Avarta?
>>67010530
Pmsl they scored as I posted
Let's try this again.
Are the bigs getting on DPMM?
Can someone tip the Baku fix on the TT account as a large
>>67008483
Boom in the last 18 seconds
>>67010577
already tipped in rossybhoys group
the fix is in the fix is in
THE FIX IS IN
TEARS IF YOU WERE ON THE COUNTDOWN THEN IT SUSPENDED
>>67010577
Don't believe for one second that Mara had it open @4
>Ice Hockey
>>67010641
>>67010632
Have sex
>>67010658
Probably will get away with it because its believable that it would be @4 with 15 minutes to go and its not like Big Al will know its fixed
>>67010684
>Cheating on tipstertube with a fake Nick Goff account
Anyone else finding this whole venture more and more autistic by the day?
Cybu4 absolute F R A U D
>>67010712
Cringe at that Euaniverse comment. Delete it now.
>>67010728
Not yet
PLEASE Wtb?
>>67010739
FK Baku match draw
Just got back from Holiday, state of this thread
>>67010732
it's a Euan comment from last year you absolute melt
>>67010766
>last year
>>67010783
internet time lad
>>67010783
So new.
>>67010766
Please have some uck
>>67010815
So new.
J West such a fraud
>>67010697
I don't think you now what autism is
>>67010852
I think I do and I think it is in fact you who is mistaken.
>>67010841
Why friendo?
Is wisebets a virgin?
>>67010880
Every single member of Tipstertube is laddo
>>67010852
*know
>>67010864
*it is, in fact, you
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
why does wisebets think he can take on the /bet/ mafia and face no repercussions?
State of this thread.
Warriors 2/1 incoming
Top 3 tipstertube tipaters?
>>67010925
t4tw is the only good one
@inplayods is taking the tube over like a boss.Only staking 10/10, before he won the barca odd 13 bet.Taking place in the top 3 of the tube.And now is is staking only 1/10, for a long live in the top.
>>67010925
give kolmonen tips pls
Shaking for Euan's LARGE in around 2-3 hours.
Aston villa - Southampton ah-1 Southampton 2.55
good bet?
>>67010925
Post Kolmonen info
>>67011027
betting against aston villa can never be that bad
>>67011043
>>67010987
>inb4 Kolmonen doesn't have good quality football so it's unprofitable
Why has no-one made a TT as Big_Gay_Al?
>>67011125
pmsl
>>67010565
Big bois always get it right
Will it be considered "racist" to display my England flags tomorrow?
>>67011145
What's happening tomorrow?
>>67011148
St George's Day
>>67011138
And hows that Avarta tip coming along for them?
why won't these ukranian bitches score another goal christ
>>67011154
You mean Prophet George's day?
>>67011145
Probably not mate. Strange place to ask though. Not really sports or betting related.
>>67011145
No, being nationalist is pretty dumb though, only slightly above being socialist.
legend chernigov women are far from legends
dac
>>67011202
on what
>>67011212
life
>>67011218
do not freak out
i have -1000 EU in my bank account
and i'm a foreign student here but still getting my shit together.
>>67011138
>you
>>67011155
Didn't get on lad was too busy shitposting tbqh
>>67011218
see this
you'll feel better
see the remaining days of your life, literally.
DAC or UAC it doesn't matter m8.
>>67011285
what happens if i get knocked down and get killed by a car dont think this is applicable in such a case
>>67011256
>-1k
>staking hundreds on Italian football
Not being funny but I think I see your problem
>>67011285
Not sure if this image is reassuring or frightening.
>>67011285
>dying at 77
>>67011356
>living in France
Copenhagen - Agf u4.5 mainstream special
>>67011354
it depends if you're DAC or UAC, respectively
>>67011382
>mainstream
>>67011339
italian football got me from -690 to -500 this month
i lost -500 outside serie A
>not getting the new thread up for Euans LARGE
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10016349
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10016349
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10016349
>>67011410
>No option for U-A-C
>>67011410
It's (You), aayyyyyyyyyyy, see
>>67011410
I just read it as Up A Cunt in my head
>>67011429
this desu senpai
anyone here have experience with surebets?
is it a waste of time?
>>67011423
>>67011427
>>67011429
>>67011434
Fuck's sake. This poll is a sham. Sorry, everyone
>>67011410
>no "oo-ats"
>>67011445
Yes its a waste of time.
>>67011445
No, it's a good use of time
Tbh lads, I don't know what my supposed large is. I've not even opened soccerway since Wednesday night.
>>67011474
FRAUD
>>67011474
HURRY UP
>>67011474
kicks off at 4 mate
>>67011474
how's man gonna get fish and chips for tea tonight if wasteman aint letting man get paid f@m
>>67011518
this.
>>67011518
>implying you don't eat jerk chicken with rice and peas
:^)
>>67011474
oi ya fkin lttl rat, best open soccerway and tip something or me nan aint gettin er pension this week
>wanted to lay Juventus
>see oddsportal
>everyone is already doing it
a Fiorentine AH 0.0 @3 or a 1X @2 would have been delicious.
lost half my money, 30 euro
wife's son will not eat for a week i'm afraid
>>67011591
awful, AWFUL post
Gonna wait for Euan's little sister outside school if he doesnt tip soon.
>>67011588
>unibet.fr
>93.4%
unlucky lid
>>67011518
Going to have to be a hot chocolate and a panini to go.
>>67011636
She walked home with me 15 minutes ago lid, you're far too late
>>67011639
i'm on pinnacle now m8
>>67011654
fuck, well, enjoy yourself mate, heard she's an animal
>>67011510
>Kolmonen
>>67011689
>he doesnt know
>>67011705
Share amigo
Just tipped 2 basketball games in myblogabet.
One medium, one LARGE.
BOTH start in 5 minutes.
>>67011737
Fuck off
This dullard frog poster getting on my nerves tbqh.
>>67011737
Is Dynamo MGTU coming in-play on 365? Handicap wasn't available before the game
>>67011737
Large not inplay?
This dullard Albanian poster getting on my nerves tbqh.
>>67011809
THIS.
>>67011807
nm its there now and they're down 6 already pmsl
>-15.5
>-15.5 isn't available even after being down 6.
pmsl
>>67011808
>>67011807
Both inplay at 365 etc.
Large wins desu
>>67011844
wish you'd apologize to my guy Euan
>>67011840
Pmsl
>4 points in 5 minutes
yield going into free fall tbqh
>>67011890
I know who you are tbqh.
>>67011902
See you in Bamboo tonight
>>67011844
>>67011737
Bunch of greasy, penny punting losers on here. Stick to your rball bets and corner nonsense. See where that gets you in a month or two. Maybe I need to post more about how my bets are "freerolling" and how I have x points profit despite tipping a thousand tips.
>>67011902
Hello. Why has Vitebsk handi dropped 20 (TWENTY) points already?
>Videbsk are down 1 already
KEKEKEKE
>>67011920
THIS
Marking it as a loss already tbqh
can someone explain asian handicap to me please
>>67011925
Can only imagine he has made a terrible mistake yet again.
>>67011907
Pmsl. Were you there last weekend as well?
Absolutely SHELL SHOCKED at that Vitebsk tip tbqh
lost 40 euro
will put my remaining twenty on one good bet all or nothing if i lose never betting again
Getting real tired of the stale banter in this thread, TßH.
>>67011920
Fixed imho.
Just RETIPPED Dynamo MGTU FOR ANOTHER LARGE.
SHAKING.
>>67011937
Please tell me WHAT IS going on in Belarus?
>people still follow Albania
>tip someone to cover a -23.5 handicap
>theyre literally getting BTFO
#JustAlbanianThings
>>67011945
still don't understand can you simplify it
>>67011964
We are on wrong side of fix mate :(
Cannot stop rubbing my eyes at these tips
>>67011986
A bet365 fix?
>>67012012
Clueless desu.
Cant help but feel this 10/10 is going down too. Reminder Albania said he would only tip a 10/10 is his "wife" was playing tennis and agreed to fix it.
>>67012025
Well it isnt on Pinny and SBO so idk who else carries Belarussian basketball. I apologise
>>67011986
pmsl come on f@m why you selling me wid this peak shit init
Albania already on the phone with his boss begging for extra hours next week pmsl
>>67011473
>>67011462
please say thank you to your mother for me
>>67011170
A lot of bongs here though, more so than your average /pol/ thread. Don't know about /int/.
>>67011145
You haven't gone entirely Fourth Reich yet, have you?
>>67011183
I think your understanding of nationalist differs from what nationalists actually are.
Goodbye comfy island ;_;
>Placing money on Belarussian basketball games tipped by an anonymous Brit using an Albanian proxy on a Malaysian realist fingerpainters imageboard.
Once again I've taken the liberty of booking you all in at your local psychiatric units for intensive checks. I sincerely hope you all get the help you so dearly need.
Best wishes x
NEW
>>67012222
>67012222
>>67012222
>67012222
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