Bird Bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZM9YxWZCIzI
Fuck the orioles desu
lets win a series!
HR DERBY
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>It's a blue jays in April episode
>it's also a Mike Wright starting episode
I came here to chew bubble gum and see some dingers, and I'm all outta gum
I'm calling in the rain man
>It's a nobody at the ballpark episode
Man why can't they Jays have a real baseball park like Camden yards? Fucking Rogers centre is absolutely repulsive.
Pic related just look at this beauty
>>66952043
Toronto is not a baseball city
>It's also also a Hunter and Bordick series
I need a drink
>>66952043
I love when the jays play the Orioles because camden yards is the comfiest looking stadium
Can baltimore fans please stop acting like their team sucks, thanks
>>66952043
Teams that play on green rugs don't deserve proper stadium
>all these Bautista boos
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PNC > Camden
>>66952086
But they do suck
>>66952121
>teams that play in a bad stadium don't deserve a good stadium
>adam chimpout jones
>>66952147
Kek
#ace
#throwingfire
#cyyoung
>>66952136
I actually have PNC park on my bucket list.
>>66952121
Teams that play in cities wear their athletes need to wear bullet proof vests just to walk the streets, don't deserve sports.
>>66952086
Our rotation is leaving a lot to be desired, despite that 1-2-3 inning. We squeaked by on the Ts and Rays, Boston and Texas were a wake up call.
The offense is fun as fuck though. Holy shit
>>66952192
Every park is on my bucket list
>>66952132
every boo on the road is a cheer back at home, you gotta do that shit
Also this wright's stuff looks really good (even though his curve ball is kinda off right now), I dont remember seeing that much movement last year (especially left to right on his fastball, possibly 2 seamer idk). Although I only remember seeing him once or twice and wasnt able to watch as much baseball as I wanted. Gonna be hard to get a good hit off him this game anyways
>>66952157
Why do people keep trying to force this?
Adam Jones is one of the most likeable players in baseball.
>>66952220
...even the Trop?
>>66952192
Went last year and it revamped my interest in attending baseball games. Going to the dome all of the time is boring and doesn't feel like real baseball.
>>66952220
same pham
>>66952198
>The offense is fun as fuck though. Holy shit
The pick up of Trumbo was a steal. I have no idea why the Angels let him go, he is basically Mike Trout lite.
Joey ^_^
How long til Sanchez replaces Stroman as our ace?
>stroman
oh boy here we go
>this crowd
I thought baseball was amuricas sport
Maybe we should have given Price what he wanted
>>66952235
Yup. The trip seems kind of cool. It's got that Tokyo dome vibe
>>66952251
Angles FA is pretty awful too. Seattle just takes the limelight.
Nice grab by Bats
Joey with that hustle
>>66952284
I think people are just afraid to go to downtown Baltimore.
i fucking hate the orioles
>>66952328
They fucking hate you.
>>66952296
>paying the most expensive pitcher contract in history to a guy who can't pitch when it counts
>>66952281
You were saying?
Marcus Stroman is the greatest race in the universe
>>66952331
good. fuck them. i hope they all get a hangnail.
Is it just me or is Machado really ugly?
>>66952336
BASED EE
>>66952267
He wont this season (maybe when stroman innevitably signs a $150~ mil contract with someone else). For the record though I think sanchez is unreal and I could see him doing some special like winning a cy young this year, but stroman's earned it and has been nothing short of exemplary during his stay in toronto. he deserves it
Thank fuck. Rip that shit if Wright is gonna keep hanging everything
Is Joey Rickard a meme yet
>>66952383
all black people are ugly desu
>>66952322
What's wrong with Baltimore?
Here's a general baseball question;
If a pop fly is going to be caught near second base, why not just let the ball drop, and attempt a double play?
>le solo walk man
>smoak
What Encarnacion is going on here?
>>66952496
Infield fly rule
Wright would probably be a decent pitcher if he could THROW FUCKING STRIKES.
Wright stop
>>66952402
Sanchez pitched a real impressive game in the ALCS.
I think that'll give him a mental boost for this season.
>>66952506
Nah
>>66952493
Homosexuals
>>66952496
>infield fly rule
if there is a man on first, the batter is out automatically if the ball is popped up in the infield
>>66952496
1. Pop ups have tons of spin on them, impossible to know which direction the ball will bounce off the dirt
2. The runner at the plate should be standing at 1st base by the time its caught
Can someone hook a Canadian curry nigger up with a stream?
>Walking Smoak
why is baseball the only sport they will show food you can get on tv? I've never seen it on another sports broadcast
This ump is pretty fucking bad to be honest
>>66952493
>What's wrong with Baltimore?
Large black population, I think almost 80% black in the inner cities and very very high crime rate. It's actually a very dangerous city after the riots last year and now the police have reduced their patrols. Murder rate is skyrocketing too.
>>66952514
>>66952531
Infield fly only applies with runners on 1st AND 2nd, doesnt matter with just a man on 1st
>>66952545
lot of down time
>>66952539
Seriously
>>66952531
1st and 2nd with 0 or 1 out
>>66952515
He used them all up last inning desu
>Walking Martin
>Umpball in favor of the Jays
nice change after that bullshit in Boston
SERIOUSLY WRIGHT YOUR STUFF IS NOT BAD STOP WALKING EVERY SINGLE BATTER AND PUT IT OVER THE FUCKING PLATE SOMETIMES GODDAMNIT
>Wright
>>66952562
This
OH BOY TIME FOR GROINS
Goins RBI number 3
>>66952496
http://m.mlb.com/video/v596674883/dethou-kinsler-lets-ball-drop-for-fielders-choice/?c_id=mlb
GOINS GOINS GONE: ACTIVATE
:^)
Le Hebrew hammer
>>66952571
Oh, I misunderstood the question. You wouldn't get a double play if you let the ball drop with only one runner because the batter would beat the throw to first.
>Throws it in vs scary hitters like Dolan and Bats
>Gets gunshy against the meme players in the bottom of the line up
Nice K
>pilar
>>66952668
My favourite youtube video
Like I said. This ump is utter trash. Calling balls strikes and strikes balls.
>>66952712
Strike deez balls bitch
>>66952692
Wright's problems are all mental. His stuff would play at this level, he just needs to fucking throw strikes.
Pillar should just swing on the first pitch every time.
>dat hawt dawg
hngggg
>>66952692
You want to pitch dolan inside
>>66952656
I hope he learns how to hit it out of the infield one day
>>66952712
>enlarge the zone by 25% and call strikes
>>66952777
Yeah but Wright hung two curves down the middle
>>66952778
>I hope he learns how to hit it out of the infield one day
He would if Bats and EE would just give him some of their gear
>>66952777
checked
>stroman finished strong against the yankees his last time out
It ain't hard to finish strong against the yankees, hehe know what i'm saying, am i right heh
>jinxing Stromans streak
Go fuck yourself buck
>>66952571
oh shit, I never knew that was the actual rule
please take 1 Buck as payment
>>66952796
Dress him as an official
>>66952777
Threw it in, as in, the actual zone where strikes are obtained. He seemed fearless against the power bats that first inning
>>66952778
I was at the game he walked-off with a dinger in the 10th.
>position players having TJS
Nick meme
COME ON STEVE
>>66952922
Pretty common in catchers 2bh, two catchers in the Jays system have had TJS, Pentecost and Jimenez.
Go easy on Steve Steve
Is just using Monterey Jack on pizza instead of mozzarella OK? I'm making BBQ chicken pizza and got a block of Monterey Jack cheese with jalepeno in it but not sure if I also need mozzarella
>>66952838
pretty sure he can afford his own equipment bud
>>66952877
>>66952940
What a great smile :)
>>66952848
How are the Yankees looking, anyway?
Seems like they're having starter woes, and the lack of AGOD posting seems to suggest their bats are shit too
>>66952977
checked :DDD
>>66952967
you'll never know unless you try it put some garlic on it too
O's bros, is it just me or does Wieters look nearly done? He looks completely lost at the plate, no contact skills left, no power. I wouldn't be surprised to see a sub-.700 OPS this year.
>>66952967
Sounds good. Should go pretty good with the bbq sauce.
The Colonel!!!!
>>66952980
Texiera looks good, A Rod not so much.
Starters have trouble going deep into ball games, but that wont matter for them much when they get Chapman back.
I think they'll die out in August, Tanaka, Pineda, Eovaldi, Severino (inning limit) all will have issues making 30+ starts.
>>66952972
It's actually really hard to get quality gear now. I'm talking about ones that can't be detected by tests.
i like this saunders guy
>>66953042
Saunders nickname is the condor
>>66953068
>Atkins almost traded him for Jay fucking Bruce
>>66953083
lel. he's our new coffee lady/Just not ready
>This strike zone
Seriously wtf.
>>66953083
Kek
BLOW GAYSSS
>>66953127
Its pretty bad
>It's a Blue Jays thread
>quicking it back in quickly
based buck
>>66953122
Justin still isn't ready
>>66953156
It's only really bad when it's the Yankees or Red Sox. Other teams it's pretty comfy and chill senpai
>>66953127
I don't agree with the calls this ump is making
>>66953051
>It's another Tex doesn't get injured season
>>66953030
Yeah, he looks like he's losing steam the more competent pitching he faces. I'll give him another few weeks to pop, lineup decides to get hot at different times.
>its a Tulo Ks with RISP and 2 outs episode
i fucking hate rivera so much every tiome he gives a stop sign we end up >risping
Is hitting a major league fast ball the hardest feat in professional sports?
>>66953225
why does he always sound like he is out of breath when he speaks?
2 LOW
>>66953233
>it's a miracle ending
CLAP CLAP
CLAP CLAP CLAP
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
TU LO
>>66953257
bc hes in a perpetual state of orgasm
>>66953254
Hitting a breaking ball would be even more difficult
>tulo drives in 2 with 2 out episode
I havent seen this episode yet
ALLOW ME TO REINTRODUCE MYSELF
MY NAME IS
tulo
TULO TULO TULO TULO TULO TULO TULO TULO TULO TULO TULO TULO TULO TULO TULO TULO TULO TULO TULO TULO TULO TULO TULO TULO TULO TULO TULO TULO
>>66953257
I think it's a lisp of some sort? not sure tbqh
Look how DEEP he was. He was so DEEP.
>>66953257
That's how the quebec french sound
>>66953327
At least he didnt describe his hands
Trumboned
>2lo
>>66953236
see what you did
CLAP CLAP
CLAP CLAP CLAP
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
CLAP CLAP
TU-LO
Awfully nice of you, Jays
Nice legs Tsuuuulo
IT'S NOT THAT HARD OF A GAME!
>sending tulo on a line drive 1 hop to the outfield
Kick this regard in the nuts
>>66953236
this is why
Was tulo running or jaunting?
Tulo is so fucking slow holy shit its like my grandpa trying to run
fuck that faggot and his robot arm
Take it easy on Steve, Steve.
>>66953236
Welp, are you happy?
Wow, Rivera fucked up there.
CANT WIN EM ALL BOYS
>>66953401
So he is
>2slo?
>>66953382
COME ON STEVE
>>66953236
asshole
>>66953424
Can we please make this a meme?
>>66953368
Added extra claps; not college material.
>Rivera holds Saunders
>gets shit
>Rivers sends Tulo
>gets shit
never change guys
>>66953424
top kek
fuck devin travis desu going to be another DL allstar goins is better
Oh boy
Pedro "Red Hot" Alvarez is up
>>66953451
Saunders was the right choice. Tulo was out by about 6 feet.
>>66953451
They were both bad calls. Tulo never had a chance.
>>66953451
He reversed what he should have done
>>66953492
hindsight is 20 20 friend
LET IT GOOOOOOOO
Umps fuck up all the time, they never admit it they just give back a call on another play
>>66953541
This guy behind the plate is objectively all over the place, not about settling a score.
jonathan schoop da whoop
Does anyone else call him shoop in their head?
Why the fuck is the bottom of the strike zone about 6 inches lower for Stroman than for Wright?
Let's go you fucking manlet
>Scope
>>66953573
Maybe he's drunk, who cares as long as he balances the calls in the end
Has Tulo bought a house in Toronto yet?
>Pat talking about big guys again
>>66953442
>2slownohitzsKi?
"He's a big guy" says Pat
For you
>>66953599
Because Wright gets 6 inches off the inside of the plate. See Pillar K.
How much are tickets in Camden yards? What could $100 get me?
>>66953599
I agree this strike zone is all over the god damn place. It's kind of ruining the game so far. I feel like this is a recording every game.
>>66953599
Baltimore is used to catering to the black man
>>66953594
this guy does >>66953582
>>66952493
I lived in baltimore up until 2 weeks ago. It is 2/3 black and if you go 1 block in the wrong direction it gets hood really quick. I lived in the NICE part and there were even crackheads and beggars at my local 7-11 / gas station. I said fuck that and moved back to NoVa where its nice rich and white. Love camden yards tho
>>66953664
I love being white
New civic looks like shit tbqh
is pooplar ever going to draw a walk this season?
>>66953624
>>66953627
Yeah, both our color guys do that shit too.
Russell "strike out" Martin back to form
>>66953716
I think he did against the sux
FIRE THIS UMP
I
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T
H
I
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U
M
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GOINS GOINS GONE
Is Goins becoming elite?
maybe martin should take out his fat lipper
>>66953738
First pitch was 2 feet outside and a strike. 2nd pitch was literally perfect and a ball.
Ryan Groins is a stupid name
Thats a strike, the ump is biased against the O's sorry to say.
>>66953735
Yeah but at least he swung at stuff in the zone this time.
BABIPED
>>66953737
that was a hbp, i mean an actual walk where he doesnt swing on fucking everything
>Pilar
>>66953753
he was always elite m8
which would you prefer:
>jays ws
or
>leafs cup
Pillar of hope, more like pillar of nope
>>66953802
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/BOS/BOS201604180.shtml
he got a walk m8
>>66953844
ws every day i dont care about furpuck
>>66953844
Jays ws ofc fuck ice fight
>>66953844
Who gives a shit about hockey?
>>66953844
Leafs because the riots would be amazing
>>66953844
Leafs have the same chance of ever winning the Stanley Cup as the Toronto Blue Jays do.
>>66953844
Hockey is mostly an american past time these days
>>66953883
Jays ws
>>66953844
Would prefer 1 ws to 10 cups tbqh
>>66953802
hey
Martin got a hit yesterday
a martin hit is worth a grand slam
so martin getting a go-ahead 2 RBI single in the ninth inning is basically like him hitting a walkoff grand slam in game 7 of the world series while completing the home run cycle for the first time in history AND catching a perfect game from Loup
tl;dr Martin is the best player in baseball
Royal farms chicken any good?
>>66953807
>>66953753
He's better than 2slo
>>66953844
Toronto FC championship :^)
Well at least it was a solo dinger
>>66953926
Compared to KFC yes
>>66953844
Leafs are fucking garbage with shit pile management. Remember the leafs are/were the wealthiest team in the NHL since forever.
M A N N Y
A
N
N
Y
fuckin smug ass bird
I like machado less than orilels fans like joey tbqfh
welp there it goes, bats are gonna go cold and stroshow gets the loss
fuck this team firesale at the trade deadline
cant wait for the osuna or storen give up a dinger in the 9th meme to show up as well
>>66953944
How bout some fat fuckin chinese ass?
which would you prefer:
>argos grey cup
or
>finding a toonie on the sidewalk
>>66953938
Dieinacarfire
>>66953844
>furpuck
jays ws ezpz
>>66953987
Who the fuck are the argos
>>66953987
I'd rather find a now defunct penny than an Argos win.
Does Chris Davis ever show emotion?
Stroman getting exposed, took them 4 innings but they finally figured him out
who dips harder, davis or smoak?
>>66953987
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS
>>66953987
I'll pass on both. Toonies aren't worth enough to pick up and Argos were the reason we couldn't get dirt infield til this year.
feels weird having a decent lead and not getting ice in your veins every time they hit a single after those boston series
We've gotta start winning some ball games
>>66954107
thanks pat
would you rather have
>2slo
or
>lawrie and valencia with goins at short
The Wire bros, why the fuck did your team suddenly get good and steal all our offense
>>66954013
Emotions are contained within the wad of chaw in his cheek
>>66954056
>toonies aren't worth enough to pick up
that fucking feel, I remember when toonies could actually get you something worth while
>this ump
That first pitch was not a fucking strike.
holy FUCK stroman sucks my nuts. Only 4 innings and he's collapsing. If I'm gibbons I'm probably thinking "fuck this faggot"
>>66954130
Blame the Rays and Rule 5
>>66954145
yeah like an oversized bouncy ball from the crank vendor
>this ump
top kek
>>66954170
russell martin is the second coming of christ
>he's 0-2
No, he's 1-1.
>>66954056
Argos moved to BMO field now
>>66954157
Lel ebin troll xD
>That crazy umpball
How haven't these retards lost their jobs to robots yet?
>>66954129
2slo ofc, once his bat heats up he's lethal
>>66954195
You mean stroman trolling us? I should hope not.
>>66954184
>dat framing
epic
If a fielder pegs the runner with the ball is that a tag?
>>66954209
p sure he's been under .250 since leaving the launching pad that is coors
Thank you samsung for this review
Jew York gonna jew us
>>66954268
Kek
>>66954198
>How haven't these retards lost their jobs to robots yet?
They are. Video reviews are an early prelude. 25 years from now we'll have sensors and automated umps everywhere
he's out but jew york will say safe
As an O's fan, he's clearly out.
BASED SAMSUNG
Oy vey!
YAY GIBBONS FIRST OF FIVE CHALLENGES
(This is properly close tho)
>>66954157
Speaking of Gibbons and faggots, he never took back his dresses comment, right? Much respect for just telling it like it is
>>66954302
25 years is way too far from now. They shouldn't get more than 3 more years.
>>66954258
He'll heat up sometime during this season hopefully
>>66954332
Not only did he not take it back, but he said everybody needed to "lighten up"
Instant replay fucking blows. Jays get raped every time it goes to Jew York.
oy vey
Jew'd again
>the call to jew york
ACTIVATE IT
>JEW YORK
In before Hardy pop up
>>66954394
Kek
Do all fags named J.J. have the same full names like James Jefferey or is it just random
ayyyyy
>>66954394
Good call
GOSH DARN
>solo home run AND THEN LOAD THE BASES
Orioles baseball.
>jew york to home ump during review
>"make sure you call a tighter zone on stroman too"
>>66954394
lel
>>66954417
kek
>>66954394
>In before Hardy pop up
>>66954416
fuckin love it
>>66954392
This is my favorite picture of all time
shouldve just given goyims the out on the throw to first
>>66954417
>heheh that's what they get for signing ryan goyims
that was a nice fucking pitch, based make up call
>>66954406
>>66954411
>>66954414
>>66954434
>>66954437
It's no feat of magic to see it coming. More consistent than Jones low and away Ks
I cant wait to the strike zone chart on brooks baseball after this game
>>66954521
wait what the FUCK was that strike 1
>>66954523
Don't worry. We aren't laughing WITH you
>>66954536
You just KNOW this guy's diddled some kids.
The intentional walk meme
>>66954536
He is the absolute worst.
He must still have it in for the Jays after that Lawrie outburst.
Le $150billion man
>>66954536
this man is a meme man
Dosh Jonaldson
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Does anyone else notice how EE dances a bit when he bats?
Trade bautista for a solid reliever
>>66954602
That rat-tail tho
>>66954628
More like trade dickey for a decent reliever
>>66954628
Like Darren O'Day?
>>66954628
How about a pair of .300 hitters instead.
>>66954626
He has to pee
Bunsmaster Bakery
>>66954590
I miss Bort
How does Hyundai do it?
>>66954653
This. A good .300 lead off hitter that can run and steal bases. Oh wait we had one last year but traded him.
>>66954626
he learned from his fellow dominican, mune
>>66954698
I miss revere
Was storen worth it?
>>66954628
who else /secretly hoping we tank so we can get something for edwin and bautista/
>if we don't make some trades we will get nothing for them and Goins will be our second youngest player
>he's 27
I've never seen so many ads for hard liquor in my life. Jays fans literal alcoholics confirmed.
>>66954727
Absolutely not.
>tfw Ubaldo v Dickey tomorrow
How much of a trainwreck will it be
>>66954717
is this real
>>66954717
What an idiot
>stroman praying to jesus for help
>>66954698
AA would not have made that trade
dem o's qts sitting in the 5$ section
>Pedro Alvarez will never get another hit
>>66954727
yes.
we had a surplus of left fielders with no bullpen, plus revere is terrible defensively
>>66954757
Donkey's arm is going to fall off. I wish jays traded him 2years ago
>>66954717
>Ass Pamphlet
Its like a simpsons porno mag
christ every time dolan throws it's a fucking lase
I was under the assumption burhle retired?
>>66954727
>Was storen worth it?
No. Revere was integral to the red hot offense of last year imo. Put a lot of pressure on the opposing pitchers and took pressure off the jays hitters so they could swing freely.
>>66954789
Not terrible; he could run and catch quite well; just not so strong an arm.
Guys
>>66954849
cant Spreuhl the Beurhl
>>66954774
Jesus answers
>>66954863
wtf is the yellow thing?
>>66954909
That's the moon
>>66954863
Post a more recent photo
>>66954853
explain to me where we would play revere
>>66954849
he did
>>66954757
Trying to make plans to avoid watching the game
>>66954945
First base
>>66954863
>granite counter top
>stainless steal appliances
Get a load of Richie Rich over here
>>66954945
DH/starter
and we can recall Pompey for the bullpen
>perfect lineup
>>66954909
Moon
>>66954976
>ADT security
fucking loaded
>>66954945
Rover
>>66954993
I'd rather have edwin/saunders
>>66954993
>Revere DH
holy shit nigger what are you doing
holy fuck that strike 3
I'm actually a little worried for the ump. Is he legally blind? Is he having a stroke?
>>66955014
>>66955038
lmao
yeah man and EE the new Ace pitcher
Barney to DH also that would be a riot
>>66954993
>Pompey for the bullpen
>>66955079
and Tulo a reliever in the pen
JUST
>>66955058
What kind of milk do you have in there
>we will never trade tuloshitzki, martin and smoak for a single mediocre hitter with a respectable 0.300 OBP
so it's dawned on me that jays fans are braindead idiots who can't grasp the concept of trading from a position of strength to upgrade at a position of weakness
>>66955122
.300 OBP aint that respectable desu
>>66955122
smoak has an OBP over .400 you fuckwit
you've been smoaked motherfucker
>>66955136
Bautista to catcher position
>>66955118
It's 1%, idk why the bags are blue
>>66955145
its better than the 3 of those faggots combined
>>66955177
"When the bag is blue, it's been tainted by Jew"
>>66955122
At least we can feel good knowing we get rid of JB and EE and their team friendly contracts and we get to keep Tulo and Martin as the highest paid players on the team. They even have long term contracts! Awesome!
>>66955165
Edwin centre field
>>66955177
>parents are rich
>they dont buy natrel
oy vey
>>66955216
colabello 3rd base
>>66955216
I was surprised at his 1b performance desu senpai
Is Stroman autistic? Holy shit.
>>66955211
its not even like we had options, tuloshitzki is still better than reyes and pentecost is perma injured and isnt going to get called up ever
>>66955177
>canadians get their milk from bags
Anyone buy chocolate milk bags?
>>66955270
Americans get their milk from dicks fagit
The Wire bros I gotta say your logo is undoubtedly the best in the MLB. it;s pretty comical that there is an organization representing themselves with that cheeky smug-ass fucking bird, I love it. I wish our logo bird wasn't an emotionless corpse
>>66955184
That's objectively false though
Hunter, that did not sound like a Davis dinger at all
Good that you're avoiding "AND....caught" though
>>66955287
I make my own chocolate milk
>>66955287
I usually get the 1litre cartons when they're on sale for 99cents
Listen up fuckers, this is the positional break down
Goins C
Pillar 1B
Bautista 2B
EE SS
Saunders 3B
Donaldson LF
Tulo CF
Martin RF
>>66955326
>I make my own milk
hot new OC
>>66955333
>EE SS
>>66955333
>would watch this game
SOON
>>66955327
a fine plan
>>66955292
You'd rather Falco?
>>66955292
From a distance it looks a bit like blackface
>>66955287
>leave me and my wife's bag alone
you guys are the whiniest faggots I ever heard, holy shit we're leading and you fucks can only talk about how all roads lead to darkness for this team
fuck off
>>66955384
Who are you talking to
>>66955384
POO
>>66955384
We're talking about milk bags and putting fielders in bizzar positions
>>66955384
Hey reddit blue jays bangwagoner, welcome to 4chan! But here we like to stay pessimistic so as not to break out hearts later on. Lurk more and learn how the culture works thanks!
>>66955384
Do you even Toronto sports fan? there is no joy, only disappointment. and when you think it's over? just a way to disappoint you further. Its like being Russian but only with sports.
pillar is shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>66955384
>this bitch ass optimist
you can tell the new bandwaongers so easily its hilarious
The condor is taking off
>>66955435
i literally cant stop laughing
>This meme defense
donaldson is shit
SHIT
That guy on first base had his hand on Saunder's shoulder. Do you think they have "a thing" going on, you know what i mean?
>>66955401
all the /v/fags that just started watching baseball and are stuck in their negative and critical mentality about every aspect of life they don't control (usually just devs not making perfect games for spoiled manchildren)
>>66955460
>just remember to spend all your money before the big collapse
Which player could drink the most milk?
I wanna say Edwin but I'm probably wrong
>>66955460
>he forgot when the Toronto Rock won the NLL 6 times in a row
>he forgets our recent Grey Cup win
lel
>>66955511
I think you have a thing going on if you know what i mean
the thing is autism
>solo dinger man up
>men on base
Oh boy here comes the ground out to first
DOLAN DINGER TIME PLEASE
>>66955520
Kawasaki
Question for Jays bros:
Where you think the team is going this year? Division looks like a real crapshoot right now, teams going to be getting hot or imploding at any stretch. But given what you've seen so far, you think you can repeat?
>>66955520
Edwin looks like he drinks the most milk
>Chanting Jose Jose in Baltimore
Shiggy diggy
JOSSSEEE JOSE JOSE JOSSEEEEE
>>66955543
>Kawasaki
Asians are lactose intolerant senpai
>>66955557
12 games back by the trade deadline, try to blow up the team for prospects and avoid paying dolan
not even kidding
tulo and martin are done with baseball and are just here for a paycheck and sanchize will be exposed soon
>>66955520
Probably someone random like Pompey
>>66955557
yeah, rotation is looking good early and can make the difference
offense will heatup mid may
>>66955520
Smoak by a mile and a half
Maybe Pillar though
>>66955604
I hope lil Pomps gets recalled soon
>>66955598
impressive
very nice
>>66955567
>JOSSSEEE JOSE JOSE JOSSEEEEE
>>66955603
>sanchize will be exposed soon
Sanchez is a legit up and comer. He has nasty stuff. One of the few blossoming flowers in a sea of shit.
>>66955557
too early to tell desu
though I do think this opening stretch has been far below potential
yeeee solo double man
>>66955598
I stopped watching mma around the time I started watching baseball.
I stopped watching mma just before ufc 90, when Brock Lesnar came onto the scene, and Pride went under.
So that should tell you guys how long a jays fan I've been.
i would give jose his money or close to it
dont even care, hes literally the only guy that draws walks and his defense can be hidden by DHing him
something like 30, 30, 25, 25, he gets one last payday and gets to be "le elite 30 million a year player" like he wants
>>66955652
Daddy Longlegs!
Come on Medium Sized Papi
>>66955672
rogers can't afford to slash all their profits all pay literally anyone more than 25mil a year
>>66955672
No good player would ever accept a front-loaded contract. And that's still an absurd amount for a 36 year old DH.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
I'M ACTUALLY GETTING PISSED
THE UMP KNOWS THEY'RE PITCHING AROUND HIM, AND HE STILL CALLED THAT SHIT A STRIKE
>>66955672
>Paying a position player over 35 $30billion a year
No
>>66955711
don't call him that or he'll go to the red sox next year you fuccboi
>>66955744
pat and buck jinxed it yesterday
oh come the fuck on
The black fiber bar man must have the rauchiest farts
>>66955728
>he doesn't listen to effectively wild the daily podcast by baseball prospectus
they prefer front-loaded (and so do their agents who do the bargaining)
npv son
>>66955729
The ump doesn't know anything. He is a big baboon.
>>66955718
>le 35 billion dollar man cant afford to slash profits
he makes double or triple the payroll from the ad revenue off games on sportsnet not even getting into concessions, merch or ticket sales
>we will never have financially irresponsible owners that care about winning more than money
hold me Os bros
>>66955744
>implying edwin will even be able to make contact next year
>>66955769
>Black fiber man
That's Russel Westbrook
>>66955672
Not a fucking chance. Don't spend money on a 36 year old player. The jays need to get younger not older. Give Pompey time next year in the OF. I would rather them resign EE to a 3 or 4 year deal because he's 33.
>Adam Jones left the game due to a stomach virus
He pooped his pants lmao
>>66955785
Shhh Anjewlos will be ded soon
Just gotta hold on to the little things like the Cruzs and Trumbos
Adam Jones had to leave cause of the poops
>>66955729
It's because Edwin stepped back. This ump is a faggy old timer who thinks players have to go 100% all the time regardless of situation and by God he'll show them swift justice.
>>66955801
you are seriously underestimating joeys impact on the team, nobody in the minors has close to his ceiling and besides shapiro is an idiot and shit at trades even if we did have a decent replacement we would lose him
you're supposed to hold onto the ball smoak lol
It's a ground rule double
What the fuck do you want John
And we were just talking about how bad he's been at the plate lol
>>66955862
Who cares. Don't fall into the trap of paying a guy for what he did previously. He will be 36 next year fuck that. Spend the money elsewhere. I would rather them take a run at Strasburg.
> Jose Bautista once hit a HR against the Jays
Here's proof: http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/PIT/PIT200806210.shtml
it didnt go over :))))
>1st base ump calling it a HR
Now I understand how they have the Orioles have all those HRs
Nice utter bullshit call there umps
that either went off the fence or was interfered with, how the jews in NY could call that a HR is totally beyond me
They didn't even go to new york for that.
>>66955915
you're actually a fucking moron
>joe gibbons asking for a review of that
>>66955942
you're actually a fucking moron
>>66955942
>le_amish_smug_royals_kid.jpg
Uh Jays how's your pen this year, 1-10?
1 being Detoilet/Dodgers and 10 being KC
Jesus Stroman is fucking grinding right now
>>66955989
why the fuck are you stealing my comment man
>>66955989
did you see the replay or are you too busy shitposting?
>>66955997
a solid 4 maybe
FIRE SALE
FIRE JOE GIBSON
TRADE JOHN RONALDSON
BLOW
IT
UP
>>66955997
Approximately 0
>>66955997
Like 6
>>66955997
It's filled with shit, just like Adam Jones' pants
>>66955997
5
Flashes of brilliance tempered by crushing failure
Cucknadians realizing they gonna get hit with the magicc
>>66955997
Some nights they look good some nights they look like utter dog shit that's been roasting in the sun for 6 hours.
>>66955785
>rogers is a company that only runs the Jays
>>66955995
>>66956029
Jesus christ. This faggot made me understand the cubs fans. Why is it always massive autists that interfere?
>>66956036
HOW ABOUT BASEBALL MOTHERFUCKER
who /actuallywatchinghockeyandjustshitposting/ here?
>>66956081
Wouldn't be caught dead watching hockey
this ump though
>>66956081
>watching nigger stick
>>66956081
>no Canadian teams
>watch hockey
Fuck that!
>>66956102
t. mohammed suzuki chang
>>66956108
>whitest sport in the world
>nigger stick
Hello retard
>>66956114
I like Patrick Kane
>stroman exposed
optimist faggots BTFO get rekt
watch them take the lead off osuna in the 9th
>>66956041
>>66956030
>>66956026
>>66956016
So a little better than last seasons start. Thanks lads
>>66956027
So poop like Loup? :^)
>Walking Smoak
I didn't catch like the first half of the game, why is Smoak the player of the day?
>>66956165
Measles, mumps and rubella?
>>66956192
Its just such gratuitous mlb the show simulation they do each game
Stro doesn't come out in the 8th
>>66956130
>prefers "Neanderthal Puck"
>>66956192
he was the player of the day for the mlb 16 the show simulation
they simulate the game on the game
Givens you the game soon, Toronto
>>66956165
anyone saying above 5 is an idiot
bullpen is a fucking mess, and even osuna is fucking up with muh chipped nail or some shit
not a single person would i trust right now with 2 outs in the bottom of the 9th and a runner on 3rd.
>>66956214
Cecil will
>>66956163
you would literally rather have the team be shit than good so you can feel smug and smart, kys
>>66956230
>muh chipped nail
this better not be edwin's knuckle all over again
>dickey will pitch tomorrow
Enjoy your win O's
>great hands
>>66956211
>>66956225
oh I thought they took the actual player of the day and compared him to what he did in the game, not the other way around
>dont swing on a fastball down the center
>foul off a pitch 6 inches outside
hahahaha martin doesnt give a single fuck anymore holy shit
>>66956258
Yeah we don't need this series anyway
>>66956278
dude that was a serious catch, give the man some credit that was a base hit 9 out of 10 times
>>66956258
>game will be over in the 1st inning and cant even try to enjoy the game
MAGIC DEFENSE
>>66956206
Sure
All meme illnesses here
>I know Chen's gone now, shush ;_;
This crowd is so fucking ghetto
jays are going to be shit for another 20 years aren't they
John, they will never ever ever overturn this, so sit your old fat ass down
based gibby riling up the crowd just cause
>>66956324
im talking about martins retarded decision making at the plate
>>66956288
Is Jian Ghomeshi gonna have to choke a bitch??
>jewbaldo vs diddle
HR derby confirmed
They used their challenge anyway
>>66955785
This is something yankee fans overlook. How blessed no matter how bad their free agent policy is. Their owners want to win
>>66956355
>toronto sports team
>not complete and utter dog shit
senpai please, just enjoy the shitposting
>>66956348
>Baltimore
Cheapest tickets cost a tallboy
>>66956385
He would've asked the umps to look at it
>le lion meme man
>>66956258
Umm, UBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBaldo Jiminez is starting too. It can go either way desu senpai
Our streak ended with his last start
smoak needs to bat 9th so he can walk on base for the hr hitters
Why is Camden always so fucking empty?
>>66956371
He dindu nuffin
>>66956414
>made it to the ALCS
>complete and utter dogshit
I'm sorry ameribros I don't know why our fans are complete fucking retards, these game threads have been absolutely embarassing
>>66956448
Gotta dodge bullets to get to the park.
Cecil is the greatest race in the universe
>>66956436
you know god damn well ubaldo always fucks us
>>66956469
Fuck off reddit!
>>66956157
SIKHS
Prepare for trouble and make it a double
>>66956469
>meming your way through a game 7
>suddenly a good team
lol
remember when cecil wasnt complete shit
>>66956448
It's a weekday night in April. Crowds fill out end of May and June.
Tourist shit in the harbor picks up then too
Muh Manny
>Cecil
Manny <3 Doubles
>>66956515
>someone blew out my retarded opinion
>waaaaaaaaah reddit
>Just get home
>Jays about to lose
Welp
I hate Cecil
>>66956582
Hard to imagine that alternate universe
>>66956581
>game 7
Y'know .... I really fucking hate Machado, because hes a douche troll, but what makes it worse is that hes a really fucking good ball player
wrong position but hes like if Jeter was a tremendous asshole instead of a total bro
>>66956581
>win the pennant
>we're a shit team though
toronto """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""fans"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" everyone
>""""""""""ball""""""""""
>>66956623
WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU STAY WHERE YOU WERE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
How are those not fucking strikes? Jesus Chris
Those last two were strikes only shit I'm so fucking mad
It's not too soona to bring in Osuna
>>66956500
Bullshit
The infamous Jones-Bats yelling game last year was a Baldy start and you lit his shit up
If not that game, than the one before it that gave up a high run count
This home plate ump
>>66956643
shouldn't you pretend to be liking the raptors right now?
>Cecil
Just....
Hello, Ump? Are you awake?
THAT
WAS A FUCKING BALL
A BALL
ACTUALLY A FUCKING BALL
I DONT EVEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH THAT CALL!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?
I'm salty as fuck right now. Total bullshit. If the blue jays lose, it's because of the umps. This game is literally rigged. Fuck this shit
>>66956688
>>66956705
Hello bandwagon :^)
>>66956673
>muh 1 game sample size
go look up his stats against us last season
Osuna Matata
Gonna give up 18 runs
Serious question - who is the home plate ump and what does he have against the jays?
>>66956637
He looks up to ARod m8. Save for the needles in the ass that's a more apt comparison.
>Davis
Literally me playing RTTS
>>66956705
>G O O D
>O
>Y
>I
>M
Le Jesus Mexican
>>66956656
Yes, those are objectively strikes. He's been calling them strikes all night. He was even calling those for stroman. Apparently he changed his mind. Don't you love it?
>Osuna
Ah yissssss
It means no worries folks
Anyone who has been around the whole game knows the ump has been shit both ways.
>>66956675
I dont watch basketball but I thinlk you'll have to wait til tomorrow to go shit up the thread about how the second seed is actually a completely shit team in a sport you don't even understand
START THE REBUILD
FINGERNAIL DINGER TIME OSUNA EXPOSED
jays win, dubs confirm
im gonna go catch the second tuesday draft at my lgs
deus vult
>>66956767
>He looks up to ARod m8. Save for the needles in the ass that's a more apt comparison.
I did not know that. makes me hate him even more, kek.
>Pillar
>>66956729
Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
Even if this guy is a band wagoner (I doubt it) stop watching sports all together if you get this fucking assmad over fair-weather fans.
Shut. The. Fuck. Up. No one cares.
Pillar is such a greedy man.
I said it in the first the ump has ruined this game. He's fucked both teams with shit calls. This is not a recording.
in all seriousness though you know osuna is going to give up the lead in the 9th dont you goys?
our best pitchers are going to get exposed today
CF Kevin "Lemme run into foul territory to get that flyball" Pillar
>>66956801
REKT
its even better because youre right, been watching the raptors all season and they just dont have the fight in them or the shooting, DeRosan is a fucking fraud
Jays are literally the most active mlb fanbase on /sp/
WE GOAT NAO
>>66956851
It almost seems like it runs in the blood
>>66956870
AL east fans save for tampon gay are all active on /sp/ we outchea
>>66956847
Back to you-know-where, bandwagoner :)
>>66956861
why don't you just spam the thread about how the jays are gonna go 7-155 and save us all the time reading useless posts
>>66956870
Looks like the bandwagon fans stayed on from last year
>>66956847
why you so angry?
>>66956870
It was pretty active before the big trade too when we had Reyes and Lawrie and donuts too. I miss those days.
>>66956922
For a .500 team. Guess they aren't bandwagon anymore.
>>66956867
beautiful
>>66956941
DONUTS!
>>66956921
Are you new to game threads? Seriously!
Better yet, are you new to 4chan?
>Not Pompey?
dolan a shit
A SHIT
>>66956941
just watch a white sox game bort melky and navarro are all there
>Intentionally walking Saunders
Why?
>>66956732
Mm. guess he's taking Gonzo's spot for Jasy specialist.
i WANT TO PHYSICALLY KILL THIS UMP
>>66956968
Mexican chief wiggum
DINGERS
>booing bautista
HE'S GOAT
booooooooo ump boooooooooooo
>>66956970
He's in AAA you idiot. Please be bait.
Hey, haven't really been on this site before my friend told me about it, i hope Wells hits a homer here...
Jesus Bats is riding the plate like fucking Victorino
That pick off move is wicked
Based carrera
Fuck yeah Careera, but honestly would have preferred lil Pomps
WHAT A FUCKING STEALLLLL
guys remember when aaron hill hit 36 homeruns
>Oreos
LUL
Black man stealing, nothing new here.
Didn't buck just say carerra isn't a base stealing threat?
>>66956969
haha yeah totally man! I got redirected here from r/funny and I'm loving all these dank maymays XDDDDDDDDD just thought I'd pop in for some nice baseball discussion after work ya know :D
>>66957047
>mfw wells contract traumatized the jays staff so bad that they vowed never to signed big name contracts again
>>66957073
Remember when he got the cuntcushion and was never the same
>inb4 pitcher tries to walk bauts with a high ball 3 feet off the plate and it gets called a strike
is carrera the new gotta go fast man?
>>66957073
I really did like that guy though....
also, BOOOOOOO BOOOOO BAUTISTAAAAAA
HAHAHAHA what a joke
JOEY BATTS RILING UP THESE BALTIMORE NIGGERS
>joey riling up the crowd
top kek
He fucking balked holy shit these umps are garbage
LOL ump didn't call time. How does this faggot even have a job
$150billion US dollars
Some cheeky mind games being played right now
>>66957047
My favourite Blue Jay
I luv you Vernon
"BASED" JOEY BATS SHITPOSTING IRL
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAH BASED SOLO DINGER MAN DOESNT EVEN NEED TO CALL TIME THE UMP JUST GIVES IT HAHAHAHAHHAHAH
He's gone full heel, hasn't he
jose bautista is in the city of baltimore's head
Nice job stopping your motion to home plate. Last time I checked that's a balk. But whatever why would I expect the ump to know what he's doing.
>We're only 1 run up
MUH 150 GORILLIAN
fuck i love that guy
cant we just give another shit contract one more time i want him to retire here
>>66957140
>>66957144
>expecting to win by umpball
That Roylels feel
>>66957170
This ump doesn't know what a balk is. Or a time out.
The ump looks like the pig from that booking.com commercial
>>66957170
He's so fucking wasted right now
>>66957162
it's great, we need a bad guy, that bat flip really tickled some bums
>>66957181
Burn it.
Burn it all.
>>66957181
>after osuna gives up a hit and dinger we will be only down 1 run
I mean, here's the thing though, this is the major leagues. You're a professional umpire. When the batter asks for time, you call time out, right? Like, that's something you're obligated to do? How do you just not do it?
>>66957235
Osuna was already in the game you non watching shitposting nigger
>>66957217
>that bat flip really tickled some bums
It was wrong though. You don't do that in baseball
>>66957237
I don't think joey asked desu my man
I understand why the crowd was riled though it looked like he was calling time without actually calling it and just assuming everyone would go with it
D I N G E R S
I
N
G
E
R
S
I fantasize about Evanka's fingernails running up my scrotum while Ken burns on a cross.
>>66957259
>no fun allowed league
Hey ump! If you had another eye you'd be a Cyclops!
>>66957259
lol
>>66957262
You could see his mouth move and him saying "time"
Ump may not have heard it though over the boos
>>66957259
Lol get over it why are you pushing that sensational jew tilt?? It was a critical fucking play, let people enjoy it, and it was hardly "disrespectful" you jewish dramaqueen
HE POPPED UP AGAIN THE MAD MAN
>hardy pop up
color me surprised
>>66957259
fuck off my holier-than-thou, true-baseball-fan, guys-look-i'm-totally-not-a-bandwagoner-toronto-is-always-shit-haha-I-know-more-than-the-casuals nigger
That's a strike you fucking faggot but whatever
DINGER BOYS
20 INNING GAME HERE WE COME
>>66957294
Oh Barry..... you're such a little dipshit
>What do you say to your girl when you're about
to bust?
HERE IT COMES
I have a feeling there will be extra baseball
>>66957318
>>66957328
Feels like "infield fly" Zaun is back in the league
>>66957286
>>66957306
>>66957315
You guys don't get it. Baseball is a gentleman's sport. You behave yourself no matter what. Also teams can retaliate with 95mph fastball to your noggin.
gjge
Fuck yeah nigga
can we please just go back to winning 9-6
fuck you baltimore.
gg, cya tommorow
>>66957383
Suck a fat cock Goose
GOINS GOINS GON- BYE
>>66957383
i'll put my foot 95mph up uour ass lmao
gg bird bros
>Alvarez
Gg tho Jays
Pretty nice thread desu
Tomorrow is going to be pretty ridiculous
>osuna giving up these hard contact hits and getting saved by babip
E X P O S E D
>been up for 36 hours
>can finally go to bed
>>66957383
lol
gg based logo bird bros, thanks for tightening up my butthole
>>66957409
15 combined runs? 20?
JAYS 1
UMP 0
Nice try you fat old fucking faggot but despite your best efforts, Jays still scored enough runs, bitch tits fucking faggot
M E M E B A L L
>>66957409
enjoy your glorified 2 hour long batting practice
>>66957409
Hoping for a rainout
Jays win tonight. 4-0 with the flag flying.
>>66957476
did you know she has a engineering degree?
>>66957438
20
All jays runs off the pen after Ubaldo pitches a scoreless 3 innings where he goes 3-2 on every AB and walks bases loaded thrice
