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Disgraceful old thread: >>66920534
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>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
>Help for gambling addiction/suicide
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf
Based Kane sub-edition
>muh rag tag team of flawed talents
>tfw Flatanon funding your holiday
Does anyone know if unibwin is on holiday?
>>66926102
>tfw blew flatanons pretty profit on roaches failing to get 2 fucking corners in 40 fucking minutes.
BIRD SPECIAL
>Charleroi red
JUST
TWO BIRD TIPS
MY GODF
50% of roll on each
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD
Line fucked right off. Damnit BIRD.
>missed the bird line
zzzzzzz
Beating the shit out of Bird if both don't win
Bird lines never last more than a minute, completely pointless.
>Mushroom
FFS
going a bit mad on these virtual horses
TOOK -12.5 AND UNDER 61.5
inb4 they win by 12 and Hakuar score 62 pmsl
>>66926219
yeah, -11.5 was long gone, actually got on u 63.5 though
i wish tt would add a link to the tip that adds the selection to your bet slip so you dont waste time searching for the game etc.
>>66926295
on -12.5 special and u55.5 small (because missed line)
Not on bird's tips so will win zzzz
Fucking shit, bet365 picks this fucking time to take their goddamn time pay out my wins.
>>66926137
No he is on the run after beating his missus a bit too hard
>Bird 10/10
surreal
7/7 losses guy here, I'm on the bird tip. Sorry lads x
>>66926375
>Needing a payout to fund your next bets
Either learn to stake properly or >>66925998
>>Help for gambling addiction/suicide
>http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf
Bird has NEVER lost a 10/10 lids.
Will this be the first?
>tfw cashed out of mushroom to get more on Bird
surreal
ALL of Flatanon profits on bird
gonna be a SURREAL day
>>66926398
I'll buy your stake off you x
Bird looking shite pmsl
>>66926421
didnt see the stake, should have put more on it, especially because i actually got on u 63.5 which is gonna be smooth sailing. feels bad
>>66926454
>Basketball games are 6 minutes long
is this a new rule????
>>66926405
Allahu ackbar to you too.
Based snaefell giving everyone time to get on
Link Birds new profile?
would drill most of these birds like
Fuck this shit, birds lines are always gone within 30 fucking seconds
pointless
>>66926518
>new
what
>>66926536
Hasn't he gt a new one?
>>66926535
you could have taken -12.5 NUMEROUS times since the game started
>>66926492
You think I'm kidding but if you've already got your whole roll tied up with another bet and need a payout to get on another then you're either staking very incorrectly or you're a massive addict.
>this is the best womens basketball team in Iceland
Jesus Christ, the standard is HORRIFIC. Not sure what I was expecting though tbqh lel
Final time I bet in Ireland if Bohemians dont win
>14-12
erm?????
>>66926552
Not when you're staking on 10bet skins. Have all stakes pending, wait 1 minute, declined and line has moved by 3, try again and repeat, tearing my hair out.
pmsl
Is there a bigger worm than Mushroom?
Hes such a fraud
down INSANE
https://tipstertube.com/profile/bird
do I need to be signed in to see his tip?
>>66926613
You have to sign up and follow him.
Reminder that I have now lost 7 bets in a row, and I'm chasing like a cunt on this bird tip.
>>66926613
you need to paypal £25 to
[email protected]
then he will allow you to follow him
Down spastic today and don't have confidence to hop on Bird tip.
>>66926593
you must be limited, never had a single bet declined on skins
Going to break Bird's glasses tbqh
>>66926561
Or maybe I'm a penny punting slug, ya daft cunt.
hope freiburg crash their bus on their way home and it goes up in flames
>>66926670
Yeah I'm limited, how much are you staking? I try and do 100 quid at a time on a few of them but it takes so long and the lines move so quickly, it's so frustrating.
unders looks good, spread looks HORRIFIC
just noticed i got on 1st half u63.5 @ 1.83.... that's the easiest money ever
>>66926755
you're limited on all of them?
>>66926694
Even if you have a small roll you should still stake correctly to build it. Just lumping everything on one/two bet means you're doomed to lose it. Literally nobody wins all their bets.
>>66926682
How do you know he wears glasses? Genuine question.
>Disgraceful old thread
i feel sorry for you
keeping my head
head's gone
>>66926782
Yeah, netbet, 10bet, tlc, 138 and setanta
>>66926786
I haven't done that, now have I. I had 4 winning bets that 365 sat on for a good 10 minutes.
>>66926834
>look at me I know all the bookies XD
>>66926834
what about comeon? pretty sure there's about 5 more too
>bird
>underweight
>4 eyed
>smells like World of Warcraft
Pick all of the above, absolute mong
Spurs second inevitable
down 20 euro from virtual horses
>>66926865
Almost as if I spend every day betting!
They're smashing it because I'M NOT ON
>>66926922
Make it all back by doing that 120 10p e/w trebles trick
>>66926950
why the fuck arent you on
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>>66926960
dunno what this is
>didnt reback at -13.5
ffs
shit car
good advert
Is Kane a big guy?
>>66927003
You pick 7 horses then make a superheinz with a 10p e/w stake. Total stake £24.
Just banged one on myself to make back the bird losses
>>66927076
pmsl
>>66926854
Right but the point is you're still staking a huge percentage of your roll on each bet.
Even with a small roll you should not be staking more than 10% on something you are exceptionally confident on and much less if its just decent value or you're otherwise less confident in it coming in.
>>66927076
pmsl
cannot stop rebacking Bird
>>66927076
>Newfags don't remember this
Those were some good days
>>66927076
what the actual fuck is this
>>66927076
Just imagine if they all actually won
>>66927154
I have been here since early 2014 and have no idea what that is
>>66927076
what the fuck
are those horses all in the same race
>>66927188
No you dullard hes picked all horses in different races, same number horse
>>66927188
pmsl you can always count on Canada to make the dumbest comment
>>66926834
Fun88 I think. Check that article about them closing Cheltenham promo accounts.
Had the same issue as you with them moving the line.
>>66927223
thought it might have been a slipup or something, i dont know horses you mug
>>66927217
so how the fuck is that in anyway profitable
>>66926962
dac and scared to bet
>>66927076
Like the nostalgia here lid, Just like when Oil thought he had a winning formula for 'starburst' pmsl
>>66927233
Yeah there's others but I've signed up to all of them and limited on all, think they link accounts. No point having any more. Just a struggle getting on compared to bet365 which accepts stake in 5 seconds unless a point is scored.
>>66927269
My 138 lasted ages after my 10bet but netbet has gone pretty quickly. I guess winning thousands on Icey bball isnt what they like
>>66927269
>but I've signed up to all of them and limited on all,
strange, I'm limited on 10bet but not clones. Were you limited on them all straight away?
>>66927182
not sure you have pal
Wtb lads?
>>66927308
how much you got on lid
hmm probably not cut out for this gambling stuff
what do i put the last 20 cents on 10 euro and 100% depost to the bookies
You are the decisions of the gimmicks..
Mug
Worm
Slug
Penny punter
>>66927324
Cork City sixth goal
>>66927182
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/51310427/#51314586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReOgZWQq96o
>>66927348
dread to think how many mugs sign up deposit and lose all their moneyeach day
>Benfica
ON
>>66927384
>Aland slags thread
T R I G G E R E D
>>66927339
Was out when he tipped and netbet only allowed me 150. They let me have more on loser than winners.
So zzz
did anyone else get on u3.5 in the keflavik womens game? already regret it
>>66927313
I think so, was only allowed 100 lays on football straight away. But it was very obscure football. I'm generally only allowed to win 100 per bet which is why I need to use multiple accounts
>>66927431
Fuck I hadn't even noticed that.
>Getting my PP limited for that heap of shit game
Sums on Cork
thank you based freiburg
>>66927459
pmsl
>>66927460
zzzz sounds tez, is that £100 rebackable or the total for each market?
>Benfica
down so much
anyway i can get my 100% depost again by making a new account with the same card
or should i try setting up another account with paddy power for free money
this spread bet is going to be so fucking sweaty
>>66927504
Total for each market. Limited life is stressful, basically only bet on asia/betfair now. Try to get on bird tips when possible or other obscure football bets but it's too much hassle. 10bet skins truly are awful, pull games, offer terrible prices and take an age to process bets.
>>66927558
sign up to another bookie
NEED to know how albo gets himself new accounts desu
77777777777777
>>66927567
It's not. I'm not on, will win.
>>66927558
you are going to lose it all anyway so it doesnt matter
>bird
BIRD NO
>>66927614
thought i could make money gambling
should i just get a job
>not on cork
>am on fucking bohemians
>>66927611
what the fuck is going on in this game??
>>66927568
tell me about it lido, been living off a 20% unibet account for a year and half now pmsl
>>66927568
Skins only pull games if they are tipped in PGA etc. I can get on my own games fine.
>>66927384
actually going to try one of these tomorrow, seems like a right laff
>>66927635
You can make money gambling, lots of us do. You need to learn how though not just bet on random stupid shit. If it was that easy then how would bookies be so rich? use your brain.
benfica smacking
>>66927635
Please stop baiting this thread.
Benfica SW is easy money.
If Cork stop scoring at 7 JUST because I got on I will actually smash my flat up.
>>66927639
Brazil level capitulation
>>66927677
>1.3
>>66927646
Yeah but I very rarely look into bubblegum games as I focus on asia, pretty much just get spoonfed tips for games only on bubblegums.
>>66927645
Think my unibet is less than 10%, got to learn to crack asia desu
>>66927658
Yeah its not too bad, you'd be naive if you thought you could actually profit long term like the guy in the vid but you usually win at least a little bit back and its kinda fun to sweat each race.
>>66927700
Oh well, I didn't checked the odds before, sorry.
need olybet back ffs
>>66927749
Pmsl
>>66927767
Most unreliable rball ever
>>66927683
don't put that voodoo on me
put my last 20 cent on stoke to win
>>66927661
Don't even know where to begin to learn.
anyone here used melbet before? looks like a 2ybet clone
>>66927645
20% what?
22222
222222222222222
>>66927820
Use your brain. Thats all you need to do.
>>66927837
How do you deposit to Russians? Skrill and Neteller wont let me deposit to bet8.eu or 1xbet and I aint putting that shit on my card
>>66927907
Should I put more money in bet 365 or use a different bookies?
ACTUALLY FUCK OFF CORK
VIBRATING
Thanks for the corners bet Cybu
WAS ON THE PHONE TO MA AND MISSED THE RT7 FFSSSSSS
rt9 worth a shot?
>>66927907
skrill and neteller have both let me deposit to 1xbet (probably 6 months ago last time I did it, withdrew some the other day), but I noticed when trying to create an account in a family member's name they seem to have stopped letting UK residents register. I have no problems with it though
3333333333333333
NEED another Benfica goal
or two
>>66927977
ROACHES fucked me up so hard so I had to take less stake on that bet ;(
he just knew
>>66920542
Can literally feel the bird sweat starting up. Shaking tbqh
CORK FUCK OFF
Bird PLEASE.
Didn't lay Russia enough at <3 zzz
>>66927996
Must be stopping UKs now then. I was allowed to sign up to both but neither will accept deposits which is weird.
Anyone know if Entropay would work?
NOT LIKE THIS, BIRD
Shaking for a greasy 3 pointer
gonna put my life savings on arsenal sarandi -0.25 @ 2.0 tonight. belgrano are too bad to beat them playing away
aren't Bird's tips looking pretty ok?
how 2 make money with bet
thanks
>>66928311
locate your head
OVER 11.5 Corners in Kettering Game
@1.8
Small
>>66928341
have located it
what is next step
o4.5 goals in Spurs game
@2.75
CYBU SO BASED
dele alli hype ting
>>66928389
Lose your head pal
shaking hard now
>>66928510
I'm trying
>>66927109
Yeah, you're right. I've got a bad, bad case of loss chase. Everything was dandy until I put a large on those roaches. I'll make a note to stop that shit before I'm selling my holes to muzzies for pennies.
Thanks for looking out for me, sorry about giving you shit.
BIRD NOOO
3 losses from 3 bets tonight
signing out
BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD
down so much im crying
BT have you watched Frans performance in London? ffs
>>66928616
How was it?
>>66928582
What happend?
I've done it lads, I finally won a bet. After 7 losses. Based bird.
BIRD BTFO
>bohemians played 100 mins and still cant score
DOWN INSANE
>>66928361
use this system >>66926960
>bird bet wins when I'm not on
ffs
>>66928626
Pretty poor imo, hence the drift.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghZxXdTSp6s&list=PLUj9YGQtlfgH00Fsy6EV8tHdIcWDFJhj9&index=40
why is everyone down insane when bird won?
>>66928697
this, boring, predictable, bollocks.
MuhammadAli
Just bought my self a new car and new number plate for my man @bird hit follow for this guy if you want to be UAFC, unreal in Icelandic Basketball. Check in comments below.
>>66928632
appreciate million new followers on the tube m8
I'm down fucking shit loads today like. I genuinely cannot win a bet. This last week I've down so much, comfortably my worst run ever.
Would happily give away a few hundred quid to be able to test Danny Robinson's chin
>>66928616
Yeah and I'm backing the drift, it's just the market being shortsighted again and I put more faith in the Melodifestivalen performance which is far more like Eurovision than a performance in a tiny club like the one in London. There's been so many overreactions in the market this year.
>>66928632
pre-selected 8 games to bet on for today, decided to only place 1 bet and make it a large. that bet lost, the other 7 games would have won. 2nd large in a row that lost. also got on birds last two bets that lost and didnt get on the bird bets that won. its fucking stupid how i can find 10 good spots to bet on that end up winning but only put money on that one team that ends up losing.
also lost the fucking ron burgundy slags bet just now because i got on u3.5. also lost a grand when my bookie didnt let me place a single bet on the magenta game. so i picked a DC @ 1.07 to add to the parlay and that one lost.
>>66928697
>bird bet wins when it's a good bet and not lotto shite
>>66928783
I'll chip in.
>>66928843
>my bookie didnt let me place a single bet on the magenta game
Well get a decent bookie then, retard. There are hundreds.
>>66928842
Ok, topped up, thanks. Reading 6 figure man's write up and he shares a similar view about not reading too much into the performance.
>>66928751
go HUGE on golden state 1st half money line 1.17
just fuck off
>>66928890
well, there aren't too many decent bookies that germans can sign up to and i only signed up to that particular bookie just before the game and had no idea they wouldnt let me place it as a single bet. at that time they still had magenta -2EH @ 1.7 or something which was a good enough price for me to go with it.
how do you all get clean accounts?
>>66929075
an accy a week :^)
Fiver on Dundalk and Bohemians penalties win acca
@7
>>66929086
St. Patricks just scored
>>66929086
how the fuck are dundalk losing lol
>>66929113
Bohemians still @2.75
Not bad odds
>>66928990
tipico?
>>66929174
bet3000
SK GAMING
K
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M
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admin non-existent again ffs
>>66929261
Put fiver on it, and only saw them lose round 1 at like 10-15 and win round 2
Can't watch the stream on my phone but from your post, I'm guessing they just won the third?
http://strawpoll.me/7411288
http://strawpoll.me/7411288
http://strawpoll.me/7411288
just a quick poll
x
>>66929280
u wot
>>66929336
>Gamble fulltime and have a job
This doesnt make sense.
>4 greasy refugee welcoming schoolkids
zzz
>>66929336
>School and gamble fulltime
>School and gamble
What's the difference? Did you think this through?
post ur biggest win this year or ur a cunt
>>66929377
>>66929395
samefag
I can't really profit enough to go fulltime desu
On Williams in the snooker
>>66929450
on my last set of bubblegums, don't have the time to be profitable in asia. Been doing this for two years now so I'm an addict, lost as to what to do when they get chinned
v. strange posting lull
will be on /x/ to investig8
>>66929450
>>66929477
>>66929571
What a strange little man you are
>>66929325
yes lid, was just following their twitter they won the 3rd round 16-14
>>66929594
wtf
>tfw all my hockey bets have came in this season
>tfw they are few and far between
>tfw no balls to place a big bet
Help me /bet/
>tfw
>>66929594
>>66929614
I think the out price is about to take a hit pmsl
>>66929633
anything look good tonight?
reminder that somebody on /bet/ predicted rashford would be shit hot before he'd played
Caps / Stars / Sharks triple in the NHL playoffs lids
>>66929658
It will be far more than 3m.
>>66929696
on ever so small
>>66929613
Thanks la
Will start following them on Twitter as well
>>66929684
>reminder that everyone on 4chan has talked shit at one stage and something is bound to be right some of the times
>>66929658
I cannot wait to move to south America
Having a good work life balance is essential especially in this job with the constant stresses it can bring, can find yourself caught up in it too much at times. Getting a good side hobby is key imo, gym for example a great outlet, not only for general health but mental too. At our level now the mental side is the major factor that needs to be controlled rather than the basic cognitive side of gambling.
>>66929684
That was literally me. Still has work to do and is getting overhyped though.
Luxton such a little toerag. Would love to test his chin but it looks like someone beat me to it!
>>66929696
looks good m8
im on dallas stars to score first myself
>>66929801
Will Lux ever change his fb profile picture?
>>66929696
For anyone wanting to minimise risk take Caps +1.5 since this game is in Philly tonight
>>66929825
>he takes gambling tips from a man that plucks his eyebrows
>>66929853
Is Lux on the right?
Fucking hell
/BET IS GUANGZHOU DNB THE OFFICIAL BEAT TOMORROW PLEASE?
>>66929869
>/wcbet/
fuck off
>>66929895
>not being obsessed with PGA means you're new
>>66929853
fucking hoped id never have to see this picture again lad
>>66929915
yes it does, guarantee you haven't been here more than 6 months and have a roll <10k
Lads, realistically how much can I expect to make in the Euros starting with £1500 and only betting on >0.5 goals 1H in every game?
>>66929874
>IS GUANGZHOU DNB THE OFFICIAL BEAT TOMORROW PLEASE?
no thanks, fuckin chink ballers alwyas ruining my midday chills with their ineptitude
>>66929938
pmsl, please have sex you strange little worm
>>66929946
Negative figures
>>66929853
Would happily lose while testing his chin but I wouldnt be able to live with myself if I didnt at least try.
>>66929946
Probs -5% if your turnover.
>>66929996
>>66929974
That's why I'm moving to New Zealand lids
Arsenal v Belgrano
Kicking off in 5 mins lids
+0.5goals 1H @ 1.50
Easy money
>>66930024
Go to some Auckland City home games
>>66929658
>hippy crack
p m s l
Could do with some nos the way today has gone desu
What's on?
>>66929672
>that flag
>that lack of opinion
A F L
What are you guys watching? News or sommin?
>>66930034
you might also want to bet on belgrano, i put money on arsenal
>>66930085
twitch
>>66930034
>Arsenal v Belgrano
>Kicking off in 5 mins lids
>+0.5goals 1H @ 1.50
>Easy money
wait till the price goes above evens, the surface seems in terrible shape lid
>>66930024
>>66930024
Would move there in a heartbeat if it wasn't so windy. Would move to Aus in a heartbeat if it wasn't full of so many deadly critters (inb4 that autistic anon who pretends it's a reddit meme)
>>66930083
im the guy who said dallas score score first
>>66930110
Talking to the lids who were on about politics
>>66930085
newsnight
>living in England is shite, can't wait to mov, blah blah blah
Don't consider myself patriotic in the slightest but love living here, wouldn't move for love nor money.
>>66930149
You will be a minority in your own country in your lifetime
>>66930149
>wouldn't move for love nor money.
at least not in a place where an average spider is sized like your head
And just enjoy it as well, we really are blessed to have this skill/opportunity as such. Yes we will all have bad days but think of the benefits it brings. You work for yourself, free when you want, spend more time with friends/family, can afford things / treat others without a worry.
There's good bets every day and world ones every few days, can't win all of them of course but if you stick to your strategy over a long period of time you win, simple as that. Stay patient, keep the powder dry, continuously learn. At the level of "full time" you know the good bets you should be taking. Having the mindset to continuously apply your strategy (win or lose) is 99% of the battle.
>>66930149
Fair enough. I'd rather have huge spending power elsewhere, perhaps buy myself a shit hot house for 20 grand.
>>66930149
Don't know why you always have to qualify that with asserting that you're not patriotic
>>66930184
Yeah I like travelling, spent a month in South America last summer and lived really nicely, but ultimately I was happy to come home. Maybe I'm a bit autistic but I appreciate home comforts a lot. The grass is always greener so I can see the logic behind wanting out.
>>66930169
Student/Self Stacker punting £25 on Mackers Admin tips and you come out with this bollocks. Pathetic.
>>66930210
>spent a month in South America last summer
where lid? Always wanted to move to one of those towns the nazis escaped to
>>66930210
I find when I visit hotter countries the grass is usually drier and hard/spiky.
>>66930210
Where did you go pal?
Yeah, if you are looking to get on NHL hockey tonight. Somebody earlier in the thread tipped the Sharks as part of an accy, which is fucking retarded.
LA Kings ML @ 2.00 is THE hockey bet. Kings were the favorite going into the series. Yes they blew two games at home. But they were both 1 goal losses. This is a very tight series in all honesty. But. The Kings have won 2 championships in the last 3 years. This is a battle tested, veteran group that has experience winning it all. It's ridiculous to think this group would go down 3-0 in a series. Nevermind the fact the Sharks are notorious chokers.
Trust my opinion, I'm Canadian. Nevermind that Irish fuck making an amateur accy.
Get on the Kings before they drop below evens.
>>66930210
Definitely autistic bro, bet your mum still breastfeeds you.
>>66930231
>>66930240
Spent two weeks in Colombia and two weeks in Venezuela. Birds were world.
>>66930235
That's good, for you, Euan.
>>66930243
She died when I was 8. I like spending time with my dad and siblings but rarely see them when I'm in the country so not like I miss them too much when abroad.
>>66930241
>It's ridiculous to think this group would go down 3-0 in a series
what happened the last time they made the playoffs lid?
>attention whoring blogging
zzz
>>66930270
Thanks lid.
How was Venezuela? Was it cheap as fuck? I think it was the UK gov travel advice website that said the whole place was basically no-go or essential travel only. Any trouble?
Would anyone in this thread consider themselves a "success" compared to their peers. If so please state age and job title- thanks.
>>66930241
>thinking they'll try to win today
>not expecting reverse sweep part 2: electric boogaloo
>>66930293
Feel free to discuss all the games in play
>>66930316
22, shrewdie.
>>66930316
Yes.
Pilot for a national airline.
Starting salary was £75,000 4 years ago and it has went up every year quite considerably.
Will probably take up a job for Emirates next year on a 5yr contract
>£200,000 a yr salary
>accomodation and expenses paid for
Will be returning with probably £800,000 after tax in 5yrs
Its a big ask, and i feel im at the age where I should be settling and getting my own place rather than living in a penthouse with mates.
>>66930316
Yes.
20, shrewd student.
>>66930316
21
Shrewd shagger
>>66930305
I've spoken to a few Venezuelans who claim though there have been some problems, life has been pretty normal.
>>66930350
giggling
>>66930316
>>66930350
>>66930354
>>66930364
For anyone stating student please clarify Degree subject, year of study and if you are in/out of the Russel Group.
>>66930316
22 i gamble fulltime, and im a student
>>66930288
>>66930320
>expecting another meme series
literally free money liddos. brits always complain north americans don't contribute shit. well here is literally free money that no one will get on because they don't know shit about how hockey works.
>>66930316
>implying anyone in here has a job
I wouldn't consider myself a "success", a lot of people I went to school with have kids/wives/mortgages already and have no real way to build capital because they have so much expenditure.
It's not worth trying to compare yourself to other people, too many external factors to oonsider (plus a ton of variance)
Just try to be happy in whatever you pursue
>>66930316
19, professional FlatAnon follower
29 well known in the entertainment business.
Have own radio programme .. Love it
>>66930305
It was great. I spent the first weekend on a hostel and the rest of the trip in an apartment on airbnb, the apartment was really nice but not particularly cheap. There was no trouble, was generally in groups in the evening and if I wasn't I got a taxi from a to b. There's a few dodgy areas you wouldn't like to be on in your own especially when it's clear you're a tourist but that's the same for most cities around the world. Why did the Gov site say it was a no-go?
30 I work retail but at least I'm a university graduate and I hold this over my friends heads all the time when we drink.
Hi, when does San Jose Sharks annual choke begin ?
>>66926137
Just let me shitpost with fancy flags ffs
>>66930316
26, spoonfed baby
>>66930388
trusting you this time and upping the fiver to a tenner this time
and then
>kongs
>>66930420
I have 500 bux on the kings
>>66930435
Currently getting 2.75 on unibet, what gives?
>>66930316
26
Operations Manager
>>66930435
post slip and I reback for the third to extra fiddy
>>66930316
turning 29 soon, engineer, work in the quality management. really not that much of a success but id say im a success compared to my peers. i spend more time traveling and working abroad than in my office, work flexitime and can do home office at least 1 day per week. came home from my yearly asia trip not long ago and since then most of my workdays basically consisted of like 6h teleconferences and thats about it.
>>66930316
23, software engineer, professional penny punter
>>66930393
>kids/wives/mortgage
Why on earth would anyone do it?
>>66930316
No. 28, work part time, live at home.
I'm paying Kurt for tips and he isn't even a full time gambler? He's got a full time job ffs, no wonder he rarely tips and when he does it's 4am on a saturday night when I'm out shagging
>>66930405
Dont remember. It's changed since I looked. Now it is only the border with Colombia that's a no-go. Saw an article a few months ago about how you can go over and live like a king for a few dollars because the currency is fucked
>>66930455
I don't know. Make sure you are looking at Moneyline (regulation+overtime) and not the 3way (regulation only). Still bubblegum 365 has the Kings @ 2 and the Sharks @ 1.83. If it's 2.45 ML then take it.
>>66930457
been jocking this bet all day senpai. thought for sure Kings were going to drop below 2 so I jumped on this morning. They haven't yet, but they probably will once it hits inplay. don't go overboard.
Innate Canadian hocey knowledge exists.
Any lizards about?
Also, just moved to Spain and now Betfair has locked my account. What do?
>>66930473
you do get up to lots of shagging in asia?
>>66930551
Move back to england
>>66930529
Have you made more than £25,000 profit since you started gambling?
>>66930544
idk m8 i havnt followed hockey as closly as i have in previous years but it seems to me that you are a bit over confident on this bet
>>66930544
The Kings are fucked
San Jose always shit the bed in the Playoffs and yet the kings still lost......TWICE......AT HOME
There is no way Sharks mess up in Rd1.
>>66930563
Can't I'd get arrested at the airport.
>>66930585
>>66930587
no worries
>>66930573
Yes.
>>66930590
We're in blogging hour so post the story
Thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5h0qHwNrHk
>>66930587
Yeah but also you're implying a sweep. Which no.
0000000
>>66930587
what happened the last time sharks made the playoffs?
>>66930619
im extremely worried
>>66930455
Literally what he posted here >>66930388 r u retarded
I'm not betting on the Kings though as I'm rooting for them to get swept, and Sharks have enough quality to make this bet too risky
>>66930662
the don't do it you coward.
>>66930623
Can't post too much information, Inshallah brother :^)
>>66930560
nah, i usually dont really get to spend much time alone on business trips. the hotels my company books are just full of their employees and other people who are doing business there and im almost always accompanied by one or two of my colleagues. when i do have some spare time the asian colleagues are always eager to invite me to a bar - to talk about work..
>>66930673
I literally hate the Kings and hope the Sharks win the series. Yet I'm betting against the Sharks.
>>66930627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwnEiNobRLY
zzzz
Occasional reminder that a uni degree in something non-STEM is worthless and you're wasting time and money
>>66930699
You coming to the next /bet/ meetup in chingford/deptford? Think we need to have a sort out.
>>66930683
btw lots of shagging when i get to book my own trips. i pretty much have a fuck buddy in romania now.
>>66930623
Do you have any advice as to how to avoid chasing losses? Even with the knowledge I have a sustainable edge and WILL profit long term if I just keep (somewhat) level stakes I can still feel my head go whenever I hit three or four losses in a row and I start to chase- Betting more on games in which I have less of an edge. I could wipe up a months profit in an hour.
>>66930691
Nice odds, I guess
GL
>>66930383
21, studying Political Science. Spent the last couple of years supplementing my student loan quite extensively with matched betting but I've been betting on football for the last few months. Only recently have I started actually profiting though, and am up 3k since the start of this month.
>tfw older than Euan
>>66930737
>Do you have any advice as to how to avoid chasing losses?
Literally just dont chase loses. Last month I lost every bet I placed in a day (and it was a Saturday so lots of bets) and the next day I bet on the same amount of games with the same stakes I would have if I had won every bet.
I assume you must have a spreadsheet. Just look at your profit graph and see what an insignificant loss a few losing bets is overall.
Pic is the day I lost everything. Got to remember the good days will come later.
Would to love to test the chin of the lad who goes by the name "losername"non TT
>>66930823
>>66930737
Remember Bob's words of wisdom
>>66930737
There's no technique to it, just learn to calm yourself down. Comes with experience more than anything. Take a long walk or do something else for a while to refocus.
>>66930728
Will be down for one on the 10th of May Eurovision, can have pre drinks at mine my sister is in town so can get her to bring mates round. Once Russia loses I'll be getting the bottles in
>>66930850
>Bob
>not God
>>66930737
Have you tried not doing that
>>66930823
Out of curiosity, I doubt you ever bet your stake 100%
Whats the best strategy for betting.
I never feel comfortable betting more than 20% of my stake per go
>>66930891
Sounds quality
>>66930927
flat stakes
and limit your bets between 2 and 5 units per bet (one unit should be 1/100 of your whole roll)
5 is for the sure thing, 2-2.5 units is for everything else, 10 units are for flatanon tips ;)
>>66930927
What do you mean "I doubt you ever bet your stake 100%" and "20% of my stake"?
If by "stake" you mean roll, I bet about 0.5% on most things, less on just shite, then doubles up the better the bet gets.
>>66930997
>>66930927
And what the fuck are you doing betting 20% of your roll?
Is OFC tonight or tomorrow night?
>>66930958
In all honestly that guide is kind of useless. Everyone knows that you have to look at obscure to profit. The difficult thing is getting yourself in a position where you know enough about obscure leagues to ascertain an edge.
If you're not a Kurt or Bird and are prominent in one of these countries and you are sitting at your computer in Chingford it is fucking difficult. That's why this thread is essentially one or two knowledgeable trips and the rest liars and people with their mouths wide open for the spoonfeed.
Being shrewd as a pasty English whiteboy basically comes down to how many informative social media accounts you can follow. The shrewd are never going to reveal all the people they get their info from because even the most selfless who give tips don't want to see their own edge completely destroyed.
There is literally no skill in betting it is just getting as close to the top of the trickling down of information as possible.
>>66931151
>There is literally no skill in betting it is just getting as close to the top of the trickling down of information as possible.
This.
We have the greatest tipster in the entire world though (Flatanon).
>trusting american teenagers in tennis with my money
>trusting TWO american teenagers to not outchoke each other
should never get on game spreads desu
>>66931016
20% of pennies isn't that much, lid
>estonian messaging me wanting me to update my membership
>didnt pay him the first time
I would say it's been a fun time but it is nearly impossible to get on his tips
>>66931140
Semis tomorrow night/morning, 1am first game, 4:30am 2nd game. Final on Friday night/Saturday morning
>>66931175
>>66931151
Totally disagree about the skill part.
arsenal PLS
>>66931261
Screencapped and PMd to Estonian and Big_Al, enjoy your ban from TT.
Wonder if the Frosties kid really did kill himself through using the tried and tested pencil through the nose
>>66931483
good post
>>66931483
i thought it was the milkybar kid?
>>66931377
Where is the skill in entering in a stake after Bird tells you what to bet?
Or reading on the TaiwanNT twitter that there team bus has broken down?
Or looking at the U21 Belgian FA website and seeing that some team is playing with first teamers.
There is no skill in betting, and that is why all threads and chat pertaining to betting are weird and full of trolling. The worms are desperate for an edge and the birds are desperate to show off their edge but still get by hiding it.
>>66931526
Nah the ginger kid, think he was Australian
>>66931526
Think there was a pact
>>66931588
Try doing all that with one hand on your balls, step to me fagit
>>66931588
>Where is the skill in kicking a ball in to a net
>Or driving a car really fast
>Or designing a bridge
>>66931588
>gathering information isnt a skill
>critical thinking isnt a skill
>>66931595
figures.
>>66931661
kek.
>>66931588
First of all there's a difference between following tipsters and being profitable from your own bets, obviously.
Following tipsters can be profitable but it's boring being spoonfed,you have to stop what you're doing to ensure you get on in time and you're often taking worse prices than advised, it's also not sustainable in terms of accounts.
Ultimately betting comes down to opinions and interpreting information (which is largely generally available) there is a certain element of being the first to react to news but there also a bigger element of judging what is value and what is not. Simply seeing that an u21 team is strong and staking no matter what the price is won't be profitable long term. The fact that only 1% of gamblers are profitable (not sure if this is true) should be enough to show you that there is clearly scope for being a good or skilful gambler compared to others.
Lads, i've quadrupled my original bankroll from a week ago, how likely is it that i can make 3 grand in the next month to fund my holiday?
FOR FUCKS SAKE ARSENAL
literally can not win a fucking bet
>>66931888
>not betting overs
pmsl to the bank
>>66931859
>I've turned my 25 quid deposit into £100
Congrats
>how likely is it that i can make 3 grand in the next month
Near impossible
>fund my holiday
off somewhere nice, lid?
>>66931859
What was your original roll?
What have you been betting on?
Have you used bankroll management?
>>66931922
n no lid, £100 to £400
>>66931938
1. see above
2. Flatanon tips, OFC, some rugby, some football
3. not at the beginning, since my bankroll was so small, generally 5-20% depending on how certain I felt about the result
>>66932007
Last few weeks have been absolutely insane.
Best month since like last August/September.
Guess it depends on how many more good bets there is.
As long as you remember to stake properly and dont go crazy and lose it all on something, then bet on similar stuff to others here you can easily make more.
Dunno about the amount you want in that amount of time, depends how many WORLD bets there are.
>>66931460
Kek
>>66932007
Wont hit 3 grand without a whole load of luck, a few word bets or a surreal fix. OFC larges are gone now for a start. OFC Cup of Nations or whatever they call it will be good but think it is too far away for you and might not even be carried since it's in PNG
>>66932048
>Last few weeks have been absolutely insane.
This, this weekend alone was WORLD were it not for Bird's tips.
>>66932071
>>66932048
and if i were to top my bankroll up to 900 this weekend?
>>66932246
You need a 5 figure bankroll if you want to reliably have a 3k profit month.
@the chasing loses lad
I removed the daily, weekly, monthly, yearly profit thing from the main view of my spreadsheet. Now I only check if Im up or down for the day at the end of it. You do this on the aus spreadsheet by clicking on one of the frozen top cells and going to View > unfreeze cells. Will probably do you wonders.
>>66932246
Still depends on the bets. Impossible with a real staking plan (1-5%/bet)
Is this man J West's idol?
DALLAS STARS 26 SECONDS
What is this god awful "freerolling" meme?
>>66933195
what?
>>66933240
InPlay2g
13.05%
an hour ago
Odd of 3.8+ freerolling!
Seen it a few times
>>66933260
no idea desu
>raptors have 11 point lead with 2 free throws incoming with 9:20 left
>odds are now 1.045
>STILL can't help but feel very nervous they're going to mess this up
>The Warriors announce that Steph Curry will sit for Game 2.
for anyone that cares, I still don't think houston will cover a +13 though
under is a good bet if you got on it before the news though
>>66934509
How about +9?
>>66934554
risky bet either way
I would never EVER bet on the cockshits anymore
Sometimes they put up like 15 points a quarter and 40 points another time, my only bet this game is warriors ml at first half/ft depending on how they come out
>KONGS
>$500 on kongs, 1 minute in goal for SJS
>okc blunder 4th quarter collapse
JUST
Need a Stars comeback tbqh liddos
>Kings +1 even odds
smack my bitch up
>>66936087
>the city of Dallas Stars
>>66934554
>plus bets in NBA
>>66931588
The skill comes in knowing when to stop. Lots of people dont know when to stop, or to set limits for themselves, it's "I gotta get rich now" or "I MADE $5000 in 3 HOURS"...that feeling of euphoria you get is like a drug for a lot of people (myself included) but if you can control it then you will be profitable. It's just like how people become addicted to alcohol.
Fuck my timezone, I always miss bird tips!!!
>>66937213
What do you even get? Night /bet/ is dead unless OFC is on, and even then there doesn't seem to be any Aus flags
>>66937088
What helps me sometimes is looking at the skedge for the next day, and just helps me think of the potential WORLD value I can get on
>>66937230
Not much... I'm gonna set up notifications on my phone so Bird can wake me up with his tips next time
Flatanon tipped a winner today and I missed it?
;_;
>>66937404
Me too, what are the odds? Got any NBA tips fella
>>66937472
Go to sleep you sad little man
>>66937324
Tomorrow looks shit
Need S_L_A_G_S
Just came home from casino with £700 off blackjack, walked in with £50.
6 hours sure flew-by lids x
Remember, if a Basketball match is close at 3qtr time, always back overs because of the foul game
>>66926102
I have literally never seen this flag in my life
didn't even know saint martin had one
LA Kings never in doubt.
HUP
>>66930241
>>66930435
KINGS KINGS KINGS KINGS KINGS KINGS KINGS KINGS KINGS KINGS KINGS KINGS
>>66939007
eh that's not necessarily true
sometimes the meme fouls (where a team is up by like 1-3 points doesn't equate for periods of no scoring) UNLESS it's fouling back and worth from 1 point lead > team behind fouls > team ahead fouls
>take -1.5 games for $100
>take okc 4th quarter ml for $50
>start the day exactly where I started
>stars lose by 1 too many goals
fitting desu
>>66930316
18, sixth form slug shrewdie
Okc will cover the handi and white sox will win they said, that's the last time I listen to leddit, I should know better
>>66939755
>taking tips from reddit
pmsl
>>66939755
>betting on American sports
zzz
>>66939755
Pmsl, you'd have a higher yield by following Felix's tips than Reddits
Anyone else suffer at the hands of arsenal letting in a last min equaliser? That's some bullshit
>>66940000
No I made profit off betting overs, like you should have been
>>66930847
W..what did I do now?
>>66940000
Noice quads. I lost SC Schaffhousen to a 94 or 95 minute equaliser, kicking myself for not just cashing it in.
>>66940000
yeah man.. it was really fucking painful, especially because i have had a bad day anyway and arsenal was my last bet
Hey guys
>>66940018
>aftertiming
>>66940358
URUGUAY
how's it going man?
been a while since we seen you round here
>>66940370
I was posting with different flags, in the last two months I was in Paraguay, Argentina, Brazil, and just came back from Chile some hours ago
Wasn't able to give tips because I don't know anything about beach volley and handball. Gave 5/6 winners for the futsal tournament tho
Next month I'll be going to Puerto Rico and then a month to Argentina. It's so complicated to get to the US, luckily I have yuro citizenship
Haven't watched much local sports due to travelling so couldn't give many tips. Basketball were playoffs so value is not good anyways
Hope you guys were doing fine and not abusing the addict bets
Gamba vs Suwon
What is the bet?
>>66940408
will be unders for me
>>66940408
can't see one, looks correctly priced for me.
maybe a tiny on unders
Is Rudisha the shrewdest shrewdie that ever shrewd?
is /bet/ shrewder than it's ever been? even anon tips have been havinga solid win rate lately
>>66940514
Thats what happens when people do a bit of research for themselves
Euan has lost a few and people lose confidence in him. Its really not that hard to use the internet to make a prediction.
FFA Cup and AFC Champions League on at 10am and 11am lads.
Who you got ?
Dodgy car hanging around outside, might do the chicken
>>66940625
Richmond +0.25 doesn't lose
>>66940625
All in on Shanghai today, if they win I'm taking the rest of the month off and going on holiday, insane price
>it's a half researched rball bet wins episode
my favourite
>>66940625
The Aussie FFA Cup games don't appear on my live feed. And I'm literally driving distance to these games
>>66940682
>They're down 0-2 after 25 min
Nice one /bet/ mafia.
>>66940916
Chewed up and SPAT out.
>>66940916
>>66940932
They're winning 2-0 pmsl
>>66940949
rball guy CLUELESS
>>66940916
Reminder to always bet the opposite of what /bet says
>>66940960
Sacked in the morning, you're getting sacked in the morning
>>66940932
>he's not on
Me neither.
>>66940949
What the actual fuck, bet365 JUST had the score 0-2? Now it's 2-0? Head's gone.
>>66940973
The correct score was displayed on other books and twitter. TEARS if you didn't lump on Richmond from 2-0 down :^)
Not sure on Mackers bet desu
>>66940985
what is it? admin? p-pls post, Im too scared to fb message him to ask to join
>>66940978
>Vale just scored
Ok.
Betsafe has the teams the other way around, maybe there was some oddball shit there.
Reporting Finnie to the home office tbqh
>>66940993
James Mckeown
14 mins ·
Tipster
FC Viitorul U19 -0.25 asian from 1-0 down away to Pandurii U19 - Bet365 and more bookmakers (In-play) - Medium @ 1.8
It's lost, shit bet
>>66940916
>>66940932
>>66940961
>just got back from the shops to these posts
Richmond lead 2-1 you mongs
>>66941012
Do you follow NPL Vic much? Or not bother if you can't bet on it
>>66941010
>it lost therefore it was a shit bet
>>66941027
Look at the rball mate, they were never going to get anything from this game
>>66941012
Get anything good?
>>66941027
unless it's due to certain circumstances like red cards, stupidly disallowed goals, obvious penalty not picked up on by a ref, star player getting injured etc it's a shit bet
>>66941025
only bet on the very few games covered by bookies for Aussie bettors. 365 not carrying any of the FFA games for Aussies. SBO covering the Richmond game so I'm on it.
>>66941041
slab of beers and a pack of cigs
>>66941010
>>66941027
Pandurii was on a +2 at k/o
UAC desu
>>66941047
what was his reasoning?
>>66941033
rball means nothing, especially in Romania u19 pmsl
Is $25 a month worth it just to lay mackers (no homo)?
>>66941012
Yes, I know that, there was some fuckery about.
>>66941088
His admin bets are generally very good.
Just straight up wins tbqh
>>66941206
agree with man city and colchester, dont really see why youre favoring coventry over bradford though
Is Newcastle +1 the mug bet of the day?
>>66941253
dunno, man city could use those 3 points
>>66941253
yep, they NEED to get at least a point
>>66941253
no, newcastle lose by at least 3
signed, newcastle fan
in what world is Dynamo Kiev U19 -0.75 anything less than a half win
>>66941206
I'm trusting you anon, but , why are you sure about Colchester and Coventry?
>>66941362
2222222222
>>66941206
>Colchester
>conceded 91goals
No thanks mate
Even if Crewe are on a shocking run of losses
>>66941206
Coventry are awful atm
>not backing Colchester
Just look at Crewes form
>>66941391
Crewe are due m8
>>66941379
pic related is turning >our defence around liddo
Suwon Bluewings play so beautifully.
Would BTFO Villa.
That's the RT9 bet for Suwon fucked
ffs
>>66940682
hope you followed
x
>>66941501
i only follow losing bets
LARGE on Shangai
>>66941504
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Germans OUT of /bet/
>>66941506
im on shanghai, prepare to lose
>>66941506
w-why?
>>66941514
Top is playing 2nd
They have won 3/4 games
2nd has won 1 of 4
>>66941506
Yep, me too LARGE to cover losses on Aussie football
>>66941511
Dont be like that mate, were in this together.
Were gonna win big. Just you wait and see.
in b4 >dogs
R9 Townsville - tiny E/W on Amy's Elite @ 21.00
buddy of mine who's up overall on dogs says it's value
KornerKing in absolute SHAMBLES
Bet365
Man city
Southend
Scunthorpe
Doncaster
All to win 2.50 stake, 52.90 return.
Also, Harry Kane player of the year is 17 to 1
>>66941546
how the fuck do you bet on this
>>66941571
dunno if Aussie greyhounds are carried on Brit bookies.
>>66941586
its there but no e/w unless im blind
>>66941586
its just got tote win, tote place, fixed win and fixed place
>wall-street stealing /bet/ tips
beyond pmsl
>KornerKing
E X P O S E D
>>66941623
>>66941623
>>66941623
NEW THREAD
i put some on tote place for laughs, dont even know what it means
>>66926102
rare
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