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Mediocre Old Thread : >>>66925998
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First for KornerKing is a fraud
wall street is one of us
Not sure about Shanghai here desu
>>66941623
Took one look at the four legged atheletes page, and closed my browser.
Going for a walk.
>>66941636
neither
>>66941621
I think the bet was good, the penalty just ruined it. also ruined my 1-1 cs bet ; ;
Shanghai plz
cashout on Shanghai all day
Out of Shanghai not feeling it
>fucking GermanBro scudding us all by betting on Shanghai
>LARGE on Shanghai
5 minutes later
>cashout on Shanghai
Im sticking with Shanghai
Patience will reward me
>>66941695
me too, see no reason to cash out right now
Just to let you know, Melbourne Victory are very good at parking the bus, Shanghai would be lucky to snatch a 1-0 victory despite dominating all these stats desu
>>66941701
>Germany not cashing out
ok opinion changed, cashing out
>>66941709
yeah, sticking with unders
NOPE
Cashed the fuck out
>Putting Shanghai as a 5/10 on TT
Hope whoever did this is sweating
That crossbar was the sign to get out lids.
>>66941701
Can you just fuck off, seriously.
I'm not supsersicious, or believe in bad luck as such.
But you're just a one way ticket to debt.
>>66941742
>supsersicious
Gaylord international -0.5 @ 2.1
>>66941742
im not even in debt myself, come on man. its just a losing streak and honestly, ive just been really fucking unlucky. youre just doubting your decisions when im on the same team as you are, because you know ive been losing a lot, but heres also one thing to keep in mind: im way more vocal about the bets i lose than the ones i actually win and i wouldnt be around anymore if i always lost my bets.
>>66941778
Value has gone, buddy.
1111111111111111111111111
SHANGHAI!
111111111111111111111111
Goody aftertiming again.
>>66941666
>>66941680
>>66941726
>>66941775
111111111111111111111111
>>66941800
Loves an afta
2222222222222222222222
SHANGHAI !!!!!!!
PMSL at the cash out babbies
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2222222222
hope you cowards cashed out
>>66941785
You did fuck up the Leicester bet though...
SHANGHAIIIII
BASED GERMAN BRO
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CAN BARE TO BET WITH GERMANY
CAUSE GERMANY CAN BE OKAY
AND WHEN WE BET WITH GERMANY
THE BET MIGHT NOT WIN IN
999999999999999999999999
>>66941666
>>66941680
>>66941726
>>66941775
222222222222222222222222222222222222
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>>66941800
Only comments when there's a goal in his favour, he loves it.
>>66941546
Amy's Elite 4th and missed the place @7 by a nose
BL lids
>>66941819
>Doubting the Kraut curse
Victory 3 goals in the second half
>>66941785
this is me >>66941742
I apologise for my comments, please respect my views.
I have changed my mind, you are not a fraud.
But that opinion might change in the 90th minute.
>>66941828
>4th out of 7 runners
Amy is not elite.
Melb hit the crossbar since the trade, Shanghai 2 goals out of nothing then a huge double save from Shang keeper... Fine margins.
>>66941841
>b-but muh value
THOMAS FABBIANO YOU ARE A GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT CHOKER. CHOKING THIS BAD TO SOMEONE WHO HAS ONLY PLAYED 2 MATCHES.
AbsolutelyRektPmsl WORLD bet.
>>66941864
Some say he's shrewder than Euan. HUGE limits on this.
>>66941864
>probably ~+15% ROI after this
not bad lads
imagine if Auckland draw came through though :(
an in-form Manchester City will destroy the Spanish waiter
>>66941954
Depends on the team.
City might rest a few considering they played at the weekend, and for Madrid next week
Who /waitingformanuu21/ here?
NEED Geylang goal like A I R
>>66941985
>>66941954
In all honesty, Benetiz can't do a lot with that NUFC team, and I think NUFC fans would agree anout how poor they actually are.
One win playing through their skins against a safe and pointless, and almost equally as shit Swansea team does not make NUFC survive.
City should demolish them. St. James' park is not fit for Benitez football, but it is for Man City to thrive, they'll be carved open so easy.
1-3 at least.
PEN
ERA PENAL
3333333333333333333333333
SHANGHAI
PMSL AT YOU CASH OUT MUGS
333333333333
threethreethreethreethreethreethree
>called Melbourne Victory
>Victory
Going to lose
>cashing out
People still do this?
>>66940689
Might go and meet uni desu
Jonny Dixon is back
>>66942179
Thought Dackers killed him?
OH FUCK
LATE MELBOURNE COMEBACK
>>66942179
He the lad who beat up mackers in a charity boxing match?
>>66942157
The main reason i self excluded from bet365, (only live betting bookie here that offers cash out) and i'm always hovering over the Cash Out button twitching like the rball monkeys on the other side
>>66942280
>self exclusion on 365
do you hate money?
BT wants a smed on Esbjerg Reserves DNB FH
>>66942311
>DNB FH
>>66942311
does he?
>>66942320
>0AH FH
Better?
Had a potential large starting soon but someone has smacked it. So selfish.
>>66942339
s-still value?
>>66942332
That's better
BASED SHANGHAI !!!
>>66942339
Dont talk shit, you are always blaming other people for shit you havnt even posted yet to maintain this aura around yourself
>>66942339
Slovakia slags? rball looks d e c e
>>66942364
No but yes it does.
>>66942360
You seem upset over nothing. At least your fiver on Shanghai won!
>>66942403
>what are you studying at uni
zzzzzzzzz making me yawn just thinking about that tbqh
>>66942403
Just ask her if she wants to smash
>>66942403
>Responding to the initial question is hard work.
if you have trouble responding to "hows it going" life is going to be difficult for you
>>66942403
being whacky and zany is worse, lid. keep swiping. maybe she's a dropout, kek.
>>66942403
>"Hey, hows it going?"
>"Not great tbqh lid, down utter sums on albanian slags pmsl, what are you studying at uni?"
>>66942403
That's boring as fuck.
Anyone who matches you is mostly leading you on, attension seeking, or wants a potential shag.
Cut through the bullshit and reply to any 1st question with.
"Are you only friendly, or are you a keep?"
>>66942439
PMSL
>>66942403
i hope you are really new to tinder
>>66942403
pmsl
>>66942403
Just showed this post to the girls in my hall, they were in tears. What a boring response. PMSL. Thanks for the LAUGH buddy.
>tfw forgot to back artifice sivola at kempton and it won
fuck.
>>66942439
I might try doing this actually, don't have tinder though.
Just in general at one of those annoying stores or somewhere you know, they always ask "Alright?"
>"Not great tbqh lid, down UTTER sums on albanian slags pmsl, got on an absolute worm of a tip from this lttl rat on a Malaysian cartoon image board, what are you studying at uni desu senpai?"
>tinder
The desperation in here stinks. Can't you get girls irl?
>>66942494
not everyone can be a 9/10 chad like you normie
IS /bet/ TT?
Any girls in here?
Alright then wise guys what should I say to my matches then, I clearly don't know how to be original and charismatic,
>>66942516
ya
on a different note, tt desperately needs some improvements, otherwise it has no future
>>66942512
i'm a 6/10 on a good day
>>66942529
pmsl desu lid
>>66942529
yeah that halfy bird that goff now follows. baba. bare fit.
>>66942532
you could start with answering the question the girl asks, if it happens again.
who /twigniteclub/ here
>>66942532
Hassan is good on tinder I think, sure he can take you under his wing.
>>66942532
just talk like you already know they are dtf
>>66942532
say you make $1000 a day gambling
>>66942403
Some people consider it rude to ask for someone's occupation without being close to that person.
>>66942550
bare peng ting
>>66942586
Can't imagine all the filthy liberal girls Swedens get matcher with.
>>66942595
What's wrong with your lips?
>Baba
>fit
Someone post her nudes quick, they're disgusting
Just open with something along the lines of, so when shall we book the wedding?
>>66942629
Cringe
KCCA dont lose.
>>66942636
you
>>66942629
one of my mates has great success with
>you and i, we would make beautiful babies
cringe-worthy but works. he uses it successfully irl too.
>>66942636
You on tinder?
>>66942647
Was from 0-1 lid. Would be a silly thing to post from 0-0.
>>66942649
Sounds like the line from a slimy character in a medium budget 90s film
>>66942597
I don't even bother desu. Swedish girls are so elitist and entitled. I'm just gonna do my best to emigrate before the Civil War.
You might as well just go for it on tinder, same in real life, a 10% success rate is fine
>>66942403
>ask her what she's studying at uni
zzzzzzzzzzzz
>>66942403
This just reminded me of the time I was on an awful date and ended up asking her what her favourite film was I was so desperate for conversation, so cringey.
>>66942695
What's cringey about that?
>>66942695
I don't get it
>>66942695
That's a pretty normal question desu.
>>66942671
Must be difficult living in Sweden right now.
My heart goes out to all of you.
At the very least, betting isn't banned there.
>>66942697
>>66942700
>>66942704
absolute virgins pmsl
>>66942695
>speaking to women
>not just raising your eyebrows suggestively
crinnnge
Reported all these posts. Thought half term had finished. Discuss betting on sports you dullards.
>>66942700
>>66942704
It's a nothing to talk about question, as in a conversation usually flows from something easily. But on a date, with someone you don't know, you need it to be smooth. Asking what their favourite movie is is not smooth, or flowing. And they'll likely say Marley & Me, or say "i dont know, dont have one"
betting.
>>66942710
I've got 5 birds on the go at this very moment
>trying to have a relationship with women rather than just spending winnings on high class escorts
pmsl
>>66942724
give us a bird lid, need to up my roll.
>>66942723
Clearly you're going out with incredibly low brow women.
Euan!
motherwell u20 -0.5 worth a cheeky tenner from now on
>>66942695
>ended up asking her what her favourite film
kek some girl asked me this and I literally couldn't think of what to say, I think I said Titanic pmsl
>>66942757
I'd definitely go on a date with you and Albania down the pub and talk about IN/OUT, Scottish Referendum, Albanian degeneracy, fixes.
>>66942757
dances with wolves f@m
>Euan!
I asked a girl what her favourite film was. We literally then watched it together that night and I shagged her
So
>>66942758
>His favourite movie isn't Josie & The Pussycats
Pleb
>>66942757
Deliverance
If I'm on a date though, I say Alvin & the Chipmunks 2: The Squeakuel
>>66942780
Did she say Dirty Dancing? Then you know she is dtf
Excellent, now I can reback KCCA
>>66942783
Was overthinking the question 2bh, I had a couple lined up but I thought she'd judge for each one so I went with Titanic cause it's the plebest movie out there
>>66942757
Two for the Money, you don't even have to ask.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_a6Y7EJDc80
>>66942595
Bare peng ting? Hva?
>>66942798
kmt nutty little skengman
>>66942757
had a chick suck me off while i was watching sylvester stallone mow down asians with a stationary mg, so my answer must be rambo (think it was the 2008 one)
>>66942798
It means she has a penis like a horse's
>>66942792
>tfw Dirty Dancing is my mum's favourite film and we used to watch it together when I was a kid
>>66942818
did you pump her?
>>66942818
Son, get off 4chan, get the washing in u lttl rat
>>66942818
I hope you hit it from the back
>>66942805
That made absolutely nothing clearer.
>>66942811
>she
>penis
Oh, right, I forgot where I was.
>>66942818
she has definitely fingered herself over patrick swayze
>>66942764
*slurp slurp notice me Euan!*
Pathetic.
>>66942757
The Godfather parts 1 & 2 and Incendies.
>>66942818
Christ.
The info for KCCA is that 4 or 5 Saints players are on loan from KCCA. The are the best players in the team and not allowed to play against their parent club. They shouldnt even be winning desu.
>>66942851
Wouldn't you? I think it would be fun.
>>66942849
Can't blame her desu
>>66942809
underrated post
/bet/ meet LITERALLY WHEN
>>66942832
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multicultural_London_English#Vocabulary
SURELY KCAA are gonna score 2 more in the 2nd half, RIGHT?
This place is so cringeworthy, just a bunch of addicted little students punting away their loan and trying hard to act like a bunch of 'lads'. So pathetic. It's a nice day so why don't you go outside and enjoy the sunshine with your friends, oh wait you clearly don't have any PMSL
>>66942887
zzzzzzz
>>66942757
Can never deceide between Mike Bassett: England Manager or Run For Your Wife
>>66942871
Christ ... Dem tings I did not need to know, bruv.
>>66942887
Excellent post.
>>66942798
You're such a beg
>>66942887
It's 5C and windy as the day after a night out with curries here.
>>66942900
pmsl
>>66942897
I thought I was the only person you could have possibly watched Run For Your Wife on /bet/, truly is the definition of a so bad it's good film. Danny Dyer, what a man.
>>66942871
London is a truly disgusting place.
>>66942917
in a way they're the same thing
Based Juventus U19's were @3.34 before kickoff
Some bookies are absolute spastics
just won a bet
Got rball for KCCA, Euan you Roadman?
>>66942974
This is the new England f@am, suggest you adapt.
What's "uck"? a blozza or something?
>>66942982
37-37
>>66942935
>Danny Dyer
The only thing I can stand him in is Human Traffic
Reminder not to post off topic content.
Nasaf Qarshi up 1-0 after 45secs
CANT STOP TOPPING UP
Love living in London and love ironically using London slang with my predominately white, middle class friends. Don't @ me
>>66943000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDpYD8DWG1c
This should change your opinion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIvTIdtQ_Sk
MLE in action
KCCA surely score soon r-right?
>>66943023
>blud
>senpai
>blud
>blud
>sideman
>blud
Is this satire?
>>66943017
>Denise Van Outen
Top slag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__Zoecej-Dc
Also, was that Rolf Harris?
wtf is going on in this thread? Where are the bets?
>>66943052
KCCA double chance/cheeky on DNB ya mongo
KCCA absolute roadmen
>tfw so many jew games going but no dedi22 bet
Why hasnt Euan TT'd KCAA?
Need 2 KCCA goals like A I R
>>66943047
Yep. Great cast.
>>66943078
you know why
>>66943097
you are shotting major stone buff ting
Paranoia wins again
>>66943097
Definitely a catfish
KCCA GOAL WHEN?????
>>66943097
Ask her what her favourite anime is.
>>66942595
hey that's an old tripfag from /arse/
>>66943112
What, ask if she's from Hollywood?
>>66943097
Do you ever think about how you're going to die?
>>66942935
More like Danny Dire.
>>66942595
she is a used up slut, enjoy your sloppy 8ths
>>66943072
What is any capital city in the world?
>>66943140
NO. Just watch the video mate, it will get you talking to her at the very least.
>>66943143
giggle
>>66943150
lmao
>>66943097
bang average f@m
>>66943097
Ask her what she studies at uni
>>66943097
ask "her" when "she" made her transition
>>66943097
Ask her what her favourite meme is
Anyone on SLAGS tip?
KCCA just a bunch of hungry niggers tbqh
>>66943112
>Getting tinder advice from some bloke on youtube
What's the low down? I don't have 20 minutes but I have 3 girls recently matched who I would shag.
>>66943205
game bs because he's not really happy with his masculinity.
>>66943210
pmsl looking forward to this, reminds me of obscure
>>66943210
shoulda went with "HAHAHAHA UP THOUSANDS"
>>66943200
Now is the perfect time to back them. Rball all them in the past few min.
>>66943210
should just tell her you are worth £xk. Hasnt failed 100% of the time with me
>>66943210
as if a girl like that is gonna settle for anyone sub-flatanon
>>66943134
Shut it and post her nudes, lad.
>>66943225
>implying i'm going in for a reback
Not a chance I'm placing any more money on men that live in mud huts.
>>66943212
Cringe.
Need a KCCA goal or I'm down hundreds lol
You could say I need a KCCA goal like A I R
>>66943170
works surprisingly well tbt (truth be told)
>>66943212
Shut up
>>66943112
Seems like bollocks. But I'm now going to download Tinder and give it a whirl.
Will set the location to somewhere in South America though, don't want anyone seeing me on it.
Need a KCCA goal like they need clean water
>>66943212
pmsl
>>66943258
>Will set the location to somewhere in South America though
>implying it wouldnt use current location
>>66943272
Fake location app pal
>>66943258
Just set it to a city you dont live in fucking idiot.
STILL no KCAA goal
baka down INSANE
>KCCA
Gonna be down again ffs, only won one bet in 3 days and that was birds 10/10. Never ever thought I could lose so many bets.
Euan u lttl rat, you said they won't lose.
>All these individuals
>>66943258
You have to pay for that privilege pay
>>66943315
>Naming you child Gaddafi
love this meme desu
It's like they don't want the 2222222
>>66943315
the biggest begs i know
this fucker ander68 on tt.. posts goal in first 20' 1 minute in and in 3' theres the goal already
>Follow "acclaimed" twitter tipster
>Down sums
>>66943338
>you
>>66943210
post of the day
>>66943342
does she want to edit her photo anymore
>>66943355
Lmao, saw that too
Tears that I didn't get on
Wouldn't want to be my flat in 2 minutes
OH WHEN DA SAINTS
lids im ready to smash things up if KCCA don't score.
>>66943342
Unmatch her you nonce
KCCA SMACKING. Need to put the biscuit in the basket
>>66942705
Cheers, man. It's honestly hell. Our country & culture has been damaged beyond repair at this point. Everyone I know (20-80 m/f) hate it, but there's nothing that we can do. Even my 80 year old female relatives complain about the feminists (and obviously immigrants). They all know we've become a laughing stock by other countries. It makes me sad.
8/9 bets lost over the last 3 days, actually on the verge of tears lads.
>>66943342
>Named Hassan
>Perving with blonde white girls under 18
Checks out.
222222222 minutes of injury time. Please score
>>66943234
never saved those, pics were disgusting imo
HAHAHA DOWN SUMS
Smashing up the flat.
>E U A N
>U
>A
>N
pmsl twitter mafia hup x see you again next week
So many virgin dullards droning on about tinder zzz
AND THERE WE GO, another bet lost. 8/9 losses over the last 3 days. Don't worry lads I'll let you know what I'm on next so you can swerve it.
>>66942595
Would ting the peng out of that semen slurping Gunner
>>66943405
same. so used to it by now, it doesnt even affect my mood anymore
Euan such a fraud
>>66943414
KEK
>2016
>putting money on literal niggers
Why.
>>66943421
Please fuck off over to >>/soc/
>>66943421
>Being over the age of 21 and NOT trying to press 18 year olds
go for it lid
Can't work out whether Alex Chapman is shrewd or not
>>66943422
I think part of the long term stability process is accepting it as soon as you've placed it.
Don't care i'm down sums on Ugandan farmers desu, on to the next.
LEGOOO
what's a good bet on Newcastle City tonight lads
>>66943419
>due
>>66943457
BTTS
>>66943457
Man City SW
>>66943463
yeah I was thinking that too. Only 1.75 though, was thinking of a second slip with Aguero to score first to boost the numbers
>>66943454
yeah, but to me it has also taken away a bit of the excitement of betting and the interest in the actual games, which is probably a good thing if all you want is to make profit and correct decisions but generally turns betting more into work than a fun activitiy. i guess big wins make up for that though.
>>66942856
>Incendies
good post
>>66943467
im kinda excited for todays serie b games, any tips?
>>66943508
I'm terrible for tips and I don't follow SB, sorry
>>66943517
fair enough
>>66943522
>1 new message
>not in your 4 most recent chats
ffs lid
KDB to score anytime and over 2.5 goals
Easy money blads
>>66943522
chinky looks d e c e
I refuse to believe you've got that many matches desu
I've got the most out my mates and I haven't even hit 200 yet, after having it since September.
There is no way you are that much better looking
>>66943522
>That Korean
You should be trying to hit that asap
>>66943522
>new matches 100
Surely that means you have 100+ in the top right corner of the app on the menu
>>66943550
I have 643 and I'm nothing special
>>66943567
How long have you had it for?
>>66943550
Not him, but I've had it since January and have 700+ matches, you're obviously not a looker pal pmsl
>>66943550
Depends on where you live and how long you've had it too
>>66943574
Ages, two and a half years maybe
>>66943550
All depends where you're from lid
If you're in a big city with like 10k people your age in the radius and you swipe right the whole time you'll rack them up.
Need a jani in here like air
>>66943457
>Newcastle City
It's United m8
>>66943593
I reckon he looked at the thread and passed out with rage and thats why he cant delete posts.
>>66943553
147 in the top corner here pmsl
>>66943577
Fuck off m8, I'm green eyes, tall, dark, and handsome
Well not so much tall
At least my bankroll is bigger than my matches.
You pricks.
>>66943590
That's probably true
Going to start a tinder profile with Euan's pics
>>66943612
pmsl listen to this guy. Post your profile to we get a laugh at you
>>66943606
must be bare annoying
Shouldn't lose this one surely...
Other than muh
>typical city
I don't see why a bang in form Citteh can't steamroll an injury riddled Newcastle. I can only imagine the relatively high price is down to their win against a Swansea who were woeful on Saturday.
I'd have had City down as somewhere between 1.35 and 1.4 so 1.57 is a huge price.
>>66943633
P R E D A T O R
>>66943630
Liking this idea
>>66943633
Post pics lad
>>66943630
I cant get matches myself so dont see how it will go any better for you
>>66943390
Into brunettes desu, need a Kendall Jenner type in my life
Although Kylie does look like she was built for sex
>>66943653
Never saw the point of taking teams like City at SW when they're playing relegation fodder. If you're that confident to bet on a win, surely -1 is worth a punt.
>tfw was about to back overs in the JJK game but forgot to submit slip and now there have been 2 goals since
>>66943677
Get better pics friendo
>>66943680
You're punching for sure, well done lad
/bet/ PLEASE have sex.
Whats the fucking bet?
>>66943680
delete this
>>66943680
7/10 2bh
qt
>>66943693
I need a better face for better pics mate
This is the WORST bet thread in a long time.
To top this off, that f r a u d Albania is going to come along soon with a shit basketball tip.
Tinder NEEDS to bring moments back ffs used to get loads of naked pics without having to do any graft.
>>66943677
Yeah but i've got decent patter
>>66943421
Are you serious? Stop being controlled by normie social constructs and fuck her.
Girls are in their prime between age 16-18. After they attend uni they become used up.
>>66943715
Don't be too harsh on yourself, bet plenty of better looking blokes haven't slept with 9 birds
Is it normal to not be able to get a boner after doing eccies?
>>66943740
Cringe.
>>66943758
yes
>>66943633
>your
Triggered.
>>66943762
Cring @ you for not getting dat sweet young pussy and fucking some slut taking her 100th dick with no emotions left in her whatsoever so you can be "normal" pmsl. Take a good look at yourself. Alpha's dont give a fuck what others think.
>>66943765
Good, thanks lid
>>66943786
Dont you dare fucking reply to me Hassan.
>>66943694
city city city
>>66943633
>Shagged 200 birds
Christ, your kit and tackle are gonna fucking rot and fall off. When was your last STD/AIDS/HIV checkup? If you get HPV, keep it and bang these future BPDs sterile.
>>66943693
>Never saw the point of taking teams like City at SW when they're playing relegation fodder. If you're that confident to bet on a win, surely -1 is worth a punt.
Thanks for response.
-1 Opens up too much of a margin for error for my liking. Were the -1 something along the lines of 2.9 and above then fair enough, there's value. Nevertheless, I can see City taking a lead and sitting on it for the last twenty minutes or so with the CL in the background.
There's a greater than 65% chance of City winning tonight but not so keen on saying there's a much greater 40% chance of them doing it by more than one.
>>66943680
COPY THAT!
Would cum on her chin/10.
>>66943758
Yeah takes me ages to piss too
>>66943814
Just saw that you put £700 down on City.
CHRIST lad
You don't even know who they're gonna be playing yet, what if Bony starts ffs
>>66943806
Never fucking reply to my post again without contriubuting
>>66943813
>If you get HPV, keep it and bang these future BPDs sterile.
HPV is cervical cancer, not infertitily. Although I guess if you're rekt by cancer then you'd be infertile by extension.
Still, most teens are vaccinated against HPV these days so your premise is moot.
>>66943865
talking big sense pal
>>66943865
So much cringe in a single post
>French
>DAC
>Watches Italian football
>Works in McD's
>Cant pay rent
>likes traps
>Saves pics of fake tinder profiles
>>66943856
Not him but you literally cannot stop me
>>66943852
>>66943786
>>66943765
Very re-assuring, thanks boiz
>>66943865
Sometimes when things aren't going well I remind myself I'm not you and I feel a lot better.
Anybody on S_L_A_G_S tennis tip?
>>66943892
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread
>>66943903
Yes, only small though
Hassan actually thinks he is shrewd now because he got spoonfed off Euan, pmsl.
>>66943884
>French
NO
>DAC
kinda
>Watches Italian football
and UAC int it
>Cant pay rent
ok
>likes traps
superior to the vaginal devil
>Saves pics of fake tinder profiles
that's not fake brah.
>>66943900
whatever helps you sleep at night when your mommy ain't around anon.
>>66943856
>Just saw that you put £700 down on City.
Thought that was fairly standard for /bet/...
Can't see Boner starting with Kun chasing the Golden Boot. Especially now Vardy chatted and Kane memed his way to the top...
Hassan, what is your ethnic background? Algeria? Iran?
Reminder that laying the favourite in weekday evening games (especially when there is only one of them) is almost always value due to books having to cover their liability becuase all the muggy accas will contain them.
>>66943773
I always thought Britain being taken over by Muslims was a meme, but it really isn't with posts like these eh?
>>66943925
kek you sound upset friend. I mostly get spoonfed
>>66943938
>basing your bets on memes
fair enough.
>>66943957
But plus lid, can check out birds around the world
>Goff just tweeting about snooker all day
zzzzzzzz
>>66943758
>eccies
What? Exercise?
>>66943928
>Not French
>in France
Gets worse and worse
>>66943981
>>basing your bets on memes
Out of interest, price Man City based on
a) Aguero starting
b) Bony starting
>>66943985
I'm already swiping birds in Medellin senpai
>>66944007
i understand.
>>66943981
*by £10 to £1000 challenges on twitter
>>66943940
Neither I'm a paki, well half anyway my mum is white
Albania basketball tip when?
This thread is FULL of normies holy shit.
And I do NOT mean that in a flattering way, I dont mean like a normie chad.
I mean like a sub-class of normie. Pathetic. You should all kill yourselves except for Euan.
>>66944020
England really is shite
>>66944013
1.45
3.6
>>66944037
trip on
Got a LARGE for 6pm lads, can't wait
>>66944050
What did he mean by this?
>>66944037
Euan please stay
>>66944050
English women are the dogs of the world, everyone knows that.
NEED Piast goal
>>66944050
>that
>attractive
pick one
>>66944078
NEED a goal in the Al Ain game
You guys are funny.
You could get the two exact same girls and call one Emily Jones and then the other Emilia Jonas and you'd rate the second at least 2 points higher purely because she's foreign. PMSL.
You all need to go back to posting about betting you clearly dont know women.
>>66944097
I'm not sure if you realised, but we dont seem to know about betting either
>>66944055
>1.45
>3.6
Given that Aguero is 1.05 to start then by your reckoning, that puts my bet at 1.5225.
Value still there.
>>66944113
You do mate, and a few others do. This girl talk is cringe. It's alright for a bit but it's getting embarrassing now.
inb4 please have sex etc.
I wonder if there is a Bird for the Estonian, Finnish and other obscure basketball leagues out there.
Imagine how insanely UAC you could be if you found them.
>>66944083
She's decent mate
>>66944126
When there's no bets to talk about what's wrong with you brown nosed mug
Do you really get triggered that bad
Has Matt Howard been... found out?
>>66943112
The trouble with guys like this is they're attractive, have friends, travel and have a lot of great photos to put on their profile.
It's not easy to be successful on tinder when you're in your room every single day with a few bathroom selfies to put on.
>>66944149
zzzzz I dont mind off topic posting at all but I mean right now, the last few posts are cringe. Not triggered just stating opinion mate.
100 EU on ManCity and PSG double @1.98
/easymoney/
>>66944161
just don't understand why he keeps tipping these shit overs bets
>>66944175
They really are pretty cringey tbf
>>66944178
>Trusting PSG after they lost to monaco
>>66944167
Good point however.
You can very easily fake a more active life with something like tinder.
Just go for a walk outside and take a few pics. Ask someone to take a pic of you. Take a "natural" shot just sat on your sofa, make it look like it is from a party.
It is all about creating an image it doesnt have to be real.
And about the attractiveness thing. Almost nay guy can be a 6/10 at least if they are hygenic, in decent shape and dress well. It isnt really genetic unless you are deformed.
Plus the opener in that vid is very good and will get girls to reply and make you think you are fun.
>It's been 147 days
>>66944252
my favourite gimmick
Are there any good Swedish tipsters? Especially youth games?
There always seems to be big scores on small handicaps.
>>66944271
Meant to be good
https://tipstertube.com/profile/ttt
>>66944271
Nitram on WF is pretty great
>>66944285
Anyone here follow him? Lines easy to get on or not?
>>66944285
>9 Swedish tips
OFC semis tonight lads. What are your bets? Im thinking Tefana/Magenta handis so far
anyone elses eyes constantly drawn to this? pmsl
EUANS THE ONE I WANT, EUANS THE ONE I WANT OOH OOH OOH
>>66944317
You have to pay to see stats don't you?
>>66944350
Dont think so. Thats pretty retarded
>>66944329
>that hairline
tears
>>66944323
Tefana + probably because I think they're better than bookies think but Auckland should still beat them as long as they don't play their boring defensive football. Of course if they don't play their boring defensive football then chance they blow Tefana the fuck out so no good reason not to wait for inplay on that one.
Magenta + definitely because Wellington haven't been particularly impressive the whole tourney but will probably do enough to grind out a win.
Crazy how quiet this thread has gone
>>66944543
Only just finished crying from KCCA
>>66944543
Did everyone get banned or something?
>>66944567
Hopefully
>>66944193
This isn't their baby league we're they sometimes try and sometimes don't now that they've won the title with ease once again, they're playing in some final against Full Time Crossaint Bakers, so they might as well try for another trophy to get over their CL exit
>>66944582
No excuses for being a virgin in 2016 pal
>>66944252
>tfw visited by police regarding this
There's a lot of Turks in Wilhemsburg :^)
Would love to test Hassan's chin tbqh
>Running a paid tipping service when your win % is less than 60
Why do people do this?
>>66944632
>caring about win % and not yield
LITERALLY go back to r/soccerbetting
>>66944632
Yeah, no one would pay flatanon for tips would they.
>>66944649
>>66944657
blatant nibs
>>66944657
FlatAnon's win % is 85% tho
>>66944688
Not even close lid
>>66944649
This means you have to get on EVERY pick to make a profit, and it gives you no option on how to stake
>>66944657
Flatanon's win ratio is not low anon, which is something that makes him stand out from other horse tippers.
S_L_A_G_S time
>>66944706
It's lower than 60%. Hoping he posts spreadsheet soon.
>tfw I will probably stay up till 5/6am on Saturday to watch the OFC final in its entirety
>tfw it will probably be between Wellington and Auckland, two of the most boring teams to have ever existed
>>66944808
unders.
RT5+7 Corners nobody.
Thanks piast
Tsurenko getting BTFO
>>66944850
>1-1
Pls have sex.
>>66944825
Yeah but both being from NZ bookies will have a ton of mutuals to look at and know both sides well so I reckon they'll price it up correctly for the snorefest it will be.
Enjoying Kurt and Joe's conversation in PGA, wish he came back and posted on here
>>66944902
HAHAHAHAHAHA 2222222222222222222222222
TEARS BUDDY
Feeling extra fancy today
>>66944926
post screenies
>>66944936
Nice.
>>66944936
What's your itinerary?
Hammarby +0.5 is a STEAL
Smacking.
Any insight on PSV - Vitesse match?
>>66944986
>he didnt get on it pre-goal
baka lad
on the reback bigger though, looking world desu
having a nap until OFC now, night lids
>>66944986
SW - 1.72
+0.5 at 1.75
is this a palp?
>>66945034
Was it tipped here?
>>66945034
Night pal x
>>66945045
Kek never mind
>>66945045
Nah, was going to tip myself but scored as Capcha'ing. Just being an asshole
+0.5 is still good looking st stream
>>66945052
goodnight man, see you later if you're still on xx
>>66945045
>Slight odds difference for the same outcome but 1X2 markets vs Asian line
>Is this a palp?
m8 how new are you? It happens literally all the time.
>inb4 nibs
>>66945045
>SW - 1.72
>+0.5 at 1.75
Have to do it, tears at you mug.
Dread to think how much Jahn Regensburg are up from this fix
>>66945087
not even nibs
head's gone
Down unreal today
>>66944953
>>66944956
Lying desu. Still in Saint Martin, but apparently Caribbean ISPs just lump everything together
>>66945015
PSV wins
>S_L_A_G_S
Exposed
what a fucking fraud
DOWN
>TSUUUUUU
Fuck sake Slags
this is getting out of control
>Tsurenko
what a fucking joke
>>66945211
>>66945219
excellent, now I can reback
>>66945182
What you been on lid
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Fuck off Slags
Joke of a tipster
It's fucking women's tennis, she'll break back immediately
>>66945288
>(you)
Just got off skype with mum. Promised her a new gardening set when we go to the mall tomorrow, will pay for it with tonight' winning have two absolute value bets coming in.
big reback if she goes down on her serve for me
>>66945288
this
AbsolutelyRektPmsl SURREAL
>>66945354
this desu
Going to be top of TT in no time
can you stupid shits just think about what you're doing when posting on here. ANYONE can read this shit. If you know what you're doing please just stfu about it.
Also, fuck off bet365 moles.
>>66945437
Where you been lid?
>>66945437
Been missing you mate. Was worried da Jooz got to you and silenced you
>>66945467
Not taking his medication I can tell you that
>1st set is 7-6
>2nd set is 6-0
I love it
BT wants a smed on St Johnstone U20 +0.25
Need Tipperleaks back like AIR
>Slags
altona 93 0.0 @1.75
who /KornerKingLarge/ here
>>66945678
surreal
getting comfy for ManCity
That's the Tsurenko bet out the window
Thanks slags
AFC WIMBLEDON
L
A
R
G
E
>>66945777
Looks good as fuck
>>66945865
How comes lad?
Up spastic on KornerKing
FH Pro Vercelli 0.0 @2.4
KornerKing BOOOOOOOOOOM BIG FUCK UP FROM BET365 HERE. COLLECT THE MONEY LADS!!
>>66946161
>styrmir85 world tip mate stake 9/10 for a return of 3.25 unbelievable talent you have for picking these bets :)
tfw life would be so easy with a unlimtable 365.
>>66946205
I have one of those.
I will sell it you for 10k.
>>66946229
>lying on the internet
no way buyern beats the spread
>>66946248
Not lying.
Dunno how I can prove it to you, what should I do?
>>66945923
dag s don in l2
>>66946262
Explain how you got it and how you know it will never be limited. Then post proof of whatever nonsense you come up with
>>66946297
>Taking this most obvious of bait
Euan pls, you know there is literally no such thing.
>>66946297
Used to finger Denise Coates back in school mate.
>Not on every winning bet
need 2 more desu
City City City City City City City City City City City City City
>Reminder that there are no yellow cards in life
http://www.oceaniafootball.com/ofc/News/ViewArticle/tabid/125/Article/361d22fa-7fb5-4209-a5d8-6f7064d10747/language/en-US/Default.aspx
>he's not on city
Betting too easy
Thanks you based KornerKing, that's all losses covered for
NEED one more from Limerick
>Kobe
NEWCASTLE SURREAL
>>66943653
sweating lid?
>>66943653
TEARS LID
>tfw on man city & btts
ty based newcastle, but 1 goal is enough now.
Dread to think how much inplay2g has on Manchester City handis
my 50 on city -1.5 is still good to go, r-right guys?
>>66947038
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TEARS BUDDY
>>66947038
>>66946492
>>66946473
It's Man City lids. There's more than one team with City on the end of their name.
>>66947058
bristol haven't scored tonight
>>66947082
Yes they have.
>>66947082
Birmingham City have
NEED legia to win
>Wycombe/Yeovil at the top of the soccer inplay list
>>66947121
>>66947082
So have Hull
Comon you bedwetting cunts, get it in the net.
Has anyone heard from J west since the weekend?
Lids, my bird's been nagging me about going to see the fucking jungle book at the movies, is it as bad as I think it is?
/blog
NEED city win tonight
>>66947052
Re-evaluate your life led.
>>66947255
Go with her and then when you get home throatfuck her until tears run down her face.
>>66947255
>actually having a berd
>not just winching sloots at clubs and banging them afterwards
>>66947246
Chin fails test.jpg
>>66947246
pmsl
>>66945777
PMSL
