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Old thread: http://boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/66898282/bet#bottom
>Helpful links
http://pastebin.com/mDAydpyK
>/bet/ wiki
http://slashbetslash.wikia.com/wiki//bet/_Wikia
>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6
>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
>Help for gambling addiction/suicide
First for Flatanon
2nd for spurs 3-0
2nd for lumping on 1.15s
want to die liddos
>>66920534
>linking the web address of the old thread and not just posting a reply
u wot
>>66920553
wind yer neck in
Pls Burgos, get it together.
>>66920561
Make me.
if burgos loses i might crash my car tomorrow
>>66920553
this pmsl
fuck burgos, fuck s_l_a_g_s, lost 1/3 of my roll over the last 3 days
valencia's second goal last time cost me 220
How many bings until flatanon?
>>66920630
3 large ones and 24 small ones please Rachel
spurs drift to 1.66 at least before kickoff
>>66920641
fucking hell they're -EV right now
on stoke +1 HUUUUUUGE
I just heard about Boaty McBoatface
You are wonderful, britbongs
>>66920699
>Boaty McBoatface
Kek. /4chan/ mafia?
>>66920699
https://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/boaty-mcboatface-cultural-nightmare-britain-trolling-me
>NOT KNOCK DOWN THAT BUILT
what did he mean by this
>>66920699
That whole ordeal was so autistic and anyone that voted needs their hard drive to be seized and patio dug up.
>>66920718
Holy shit, that guy is fucking butthurt. VICE, qualitee journalism.
>>66920718
DO NOT WASTE UR TIME READING THIS
>chung
>thinking this guy is good
>>66920723
It's simply an aggression towards the politicians.
WHat did you vote?
>>66920718
One of the most accurate articles I have ever read.
>>66920749
>It's simply an aggression towards the politicians.
What?
It's literally just spastics thinking it would be a funny name for a research boat.
>>66920540
he tipped some horse to win later, didn't he? forgot the name.
>>66920760
Spring Offensive @ 14:40
>>66920760
not worth now, price dropped
>>66920759
The way the article I read was written, it was trying to depict the EU yes/no vote towards the Boaty McBoatface
Guess not
>>66920718
Good read, agree with most of it. It's beyond twee and lame.
>>66920793
>unironically agreeing with anything out of the limp-wristed commie cunt hive known as VICE
Mohammad, I ...
>>66920777
thanks lad.
>>66920782
oh. ;_;
Burgos simply wins from here
>>66920826
SURREAL
>>66920826
>got on at evens
>rebacked after set 1 at 3.00
>rebacking at 1.3
will be seething if he loses
beyond uac
only got on -1.5, so fucking ded
>only get on losing /bet/ tips, miss all the winners
Has Maple been tipping winners? not really been paying attention since >ice luck
S_L_A_G_S such a bird
Flatanon is in 2 bongs and 15 bings, right?
>>66920826
>>66920905
>>66920911
S_L_A_G_S!
Burgos, that cheeky bastard.
only on -1.5 zz
>>66920586
>>66920578
Please don't kill yourselves, /bet/. Sometimes bets lose. Estrella was only ~55% likely to win
>>66920718
Vice is just longform buzzfeed nowadays
feels bad man. freiburg will win tonight
>>66921035
He had a cheeky bet on Nashville to get through the first round against the odds. They're 2-0 up after last night
2 hours.
>>66921150
What's in 2 hours lid, I've gotta go out soon.
>>66921154
Horsies and flatanon, I believe.
Johanna Konta - 1.40 - 13:15
>>66921159
Fuck off if I'm staying for that lotto garbage, might as well stick it on the Netherlands song.
that's a tip btw
>>66921133
put my house on it. will burn it down and kill myself if it doesn't win
>Letting redditors make new threads
>>66921167
What's with the hostility? Not a nice way to thank me for answering our question.
>>66921167
You're begging for your chin to get shattered pal
>>66921171
freiburg to win that is
>>66921176
>>66921174
Alright, sorry pals.
>>66921182
Good lad. Have a nice day in World of Outside.
>>66921164
Why?
>>66921172
>no edition
>retarded linking to old thread
>unrelated picture
>No gambling addiction link
It''s no coincidence that all these addicts are threatening to kill themselves now
>>66920534
Worst OP in a long time
>Help for gambling addiction/suicide
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf
>>66921209
>It''s no coincidence that all these addicts are threatening to kill themselves now
KEK
Heidelberg surreal
>Heidelberg going from 1 down to covering -1 between the 85th and 89th mins
wew lads
111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
>>66921305
Excuse me?
Cybu4 so solid
got fuck all in the house for lunch ffs
Gonna get back into gym lyfe today lids
>>66921352
>tfw just want to fill the sleeves
>>66921335
There are these things called shops where you can buy things you need.
>>66921352
Post routine
Dodgy car hanging around outside my bungalow, think it might be bet365 keeping tabs on me being up thousands. Started doing the chicken at the window but they didn't take much notice
>>66921352
Nice one bro! Going to be #winning! Protein haha, love eating loads of chicken and having sex all the time, epic!
Fuck off.
>>66921164
chasing with this if flatanon's horse loses
>>66921387
Good post.
>>66921387
Have you been out much today?
>>66921395
Walked the dog at 7 and gave my housemate a lift to the station at 8.
One hour.
>>66921398
good lad, you just sounded starved of dat dere vitamin D
>>66921389
Only if you have the ability to rewind time since that match will be over by the time flatanon's horse runs
Stoke worth a stinky tenner?
>>66921436
yes
>>66921436
yeah, it's an important match for >spuds
>>66921472
pmsl
>>66921335
>tfw wife's son keeps demanding food but i'm too DAC on Filipino Basketball to feed him
>>66921472
dece patter from the lad
>>66921472
>earlier than expected
People seriously believed he wouldn't flop hard?
>>66921389
Why would you get on? No trip, no slip, no info
>>66921515
i have a gut feeling that she'll win
>>66921522
Take Carina Witthoeft instead. More likely to win and better odds
Thinking of putting some money on Nadal to win the French open @4.5 what do you lads think
DAC so much i can no longer afford cigarettes but the withdrawal symptoms make me wanna punch someones face in. might have to lock myself in my room else mom wont by safe today.
Absolutely surreal day so far, wow
>>66921379
How the fuck did this not get any Yous? Half the bus thinks I just had a seizure from keeping my lels under control.
Daily reminder that Man City will win the league.
>17 minutes
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66921611
just keep your mouth occupied with gummi bears or something other cheap and unhealthy shit
getting off cigs is starting with finding a new thing for the oral fixation
>>66921586
Small tbqh. He looked very good this week. Should be in contention for all the clay titles he plays for. At this stage, the only thing stopping him from winning the FO will be Djokovic, so it will come down to the draw which is ages away. I haven't looked at what points Nadal is defending, but one would hope his ranking improves from here until the FO.
Euan such a fraud
>>66921629
Where in London are you from?
Konta looking good 1.28
csgo uprise champions cup
SK gaming easy win over efrag
efrag-3tier bulgarian team, while SK gaming had some good results recently
Any reason why Gangzasar won't turn this around?
>>66921664
They are shit.
>>66921672
True, there will be another goal though.
10 minutes
The drift is in
>>66921698
Why?
Having said they are shit, the -0.25 @ 2.2+ looks value with this 10min rball
>>66921700
>this drift
scared
How much are ya'll going to put on birds next tip compared to earlier stakes?
cant stop farting, 5 minutes
>>66921715
Hasn't even drifted to the original price so clearly value even if it loses
>>66921716
Depends if it is lotto shit O/U or info based +/-
His run made him forget what a good bet is.
>>66921710
Because the minimum wage in Armenia is 135€
>>66921716
yeah what >>66921729 said, his tips have always been pretty lotto lately but he does sometimes find genuinely shrewd bets. I think his next one will be one of those, he's realised that he's not a god now
>>66921730
You have got to stake money to make money with fixes. I doubt Armenian bookies offer their own reserve league if it is fixed.
>>66921729
>lotto shit O/U
kind of like pre staking USL :^)
so SO green
>>66921760
Pretty much, yes :)
this is down
Wish I was a horse lids
GO ON
>only have audio
it's that much more sweaty
>>66921760
>kind of like pre staking USL
>tfw followed the bet
Down tears.
FLATANON
FLATANON
>flatanon
I am pmsl
SURREAL
FLATANON
SO SO GREEN
F L A T A N O N
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Unreal.
Absolutely unreal.
>>66921795
>>66921799
>>66921801
>>66921804
WHAT HAPPEN
He even ran twice as far as the other horsies because of the fucking skewed running
FLATTY BOY
WHY DID I TRADE OUT
Sucks so fucking much that many bookies don't offer horse racing to Germans anymore..
UP SILLY
P
S
I
L
L
Y
Absolutely B A S E D. Flatanon truly is the king of /bet/
>>66921808
>"bankroll" up 30%
Tripleniggers, flatanon came through?! Best anon.
>>66921813
iktf lad
Hup. Such a based man
Flatanon GOAT as ever
>>66921829
Stood to win a grand originally lel
Shaking to be honest. Thank you based flatanon
>you will never be as shrewd as flatanon
lmao my muggy bets always catapult me to the top of tt. even after my first and only LARGE bet actually lost
Well, tears at me and my paranoia
Is a horse an athlete lads?
I think we can sefely assume a horse is an athelte.
How much is everyone up? 900 here
>>66921851
unequivocally
Up so many 10NOKs
Would love to see flatanon's spreadsheet after this. He is surely the greatest tipster of all time? In terms of his roi and tipping fairly regularly, nobody else comes close.
>>66921855
4000
I've put 500 to win and each way yesterday after he posted
>>66921855
Only tiny stake horses
400 Dollarydoos
>>66921855
Many many NOKs pal
>>66921855
£21
flatanon, i love you. i should have backed it last night, but still uac.
>>66921855
£23.50
>>66921869
He's most just the greatest tipster of all time he's the greatest man who ever lived.
>>66921855
£7.25
>>66921869
Not in asia, bubblegum babby, mediocre tipster at best.
>>66921855
1.2k
>>66921855
$140
>>66921855
230 10NOKs
>>66921855
£160.
>>66921896
this desu senpai, fucking tears at u slug mugs 11111111 el xif worm bird nibs CAPS >nuggets u lttl rat
>>66921855
400
>>66921896
>not having an Asian horse betting account
Wew lad, do you like being a pleb?
>>66921855
Just over 200 quid, told a few of the lids in my hall to jump on too, we were off our barnet watching.
>>66921909
>>66921883
Jesus christ.
>>66921883
what a athlete
>>66921855
200
>>66921875
slips
who is a better an athlete.
a flatanon backed horse.
or
an Auckland City player.
>>66921948
A horse can't pass backwards but an Auckland player can't run forwards so its a tough call
Albania? Peasant.
Euan? King.
Flatanon? God.
>>66921586
Yes
>>66921522
I warned you about Konta bro
>>66921957
Good post this pal
Neet BT or J West to step up to the plate, flatanon just taking the piss out of footy tipsters these days
>>66921961
Albania - Peasant
Euan - Squire
BT & J West - Knights
Flatanon - King
>>66921167
>THIS GUY
PMSL
>>66921984
BT and J West are deceased former kings.
Flatanon is like a mythical force, he doesn't appear often enough to be King and desu kind does do him justice as he has supernatural ability.
>>66921984
J West - Tea Boy*
>>66921996
King doesn't do*
>>66921944
Reminder that problem child 2 has just started on sky family and it's a surreal film
Going so fucking large on the next bird tip. He can't possibly lose 3 in a row.
>>66921986
Its just the usual flatanon hater. Can't understand how he can't grasp the fact that whilst only about 30-40% of flatanon tips win that is still pretty insane since he tips at 5/1 or better.
>>66922006
>LITERALLY inspect element
Max stake was well below that
>>66922013
He's memeing you little autist slug
>>66922006
No chance they would have layed that last night
>>66922025
>He
You mean "I"
And tears at you not being on
>arrive late
>see all these winning anons
>refer to a flatanon donkey tip
Just lynch me up.
>>66922023
>Max stake was well below that
>>66922013
nibs
>>66921851
If Spring Offensive is an athlete then he's not a very professional one, knew exactly where his stable was and had his head through the door a furlong out. Shipped his jockey off after the line too.
A good winner, pleasing when it pans out how you thought, thanks for the kind words all.
>>66922048
I wish I was a girl so I could be your gf. KING.
>>66922048
Thanks again m8
>>66922043
pmsl pmsl
>>66922048
I wanna suck your dick mate. You've made me so much money x
>>66922048
thank you based flatanon
>>66922048
so based
>>66922048
did you back katie too last thursday at cheltenham? i put £20 on a whim, and with your tip, i'm two-up on the horses.
>>66922048
What do you make of the Newcastle predicament lid? Reckon Rafa's got it in him?
>>66922048
>If Spring Offensive is an athlete then he's not a very professional one, knew exactly where his stable was and had his head through the door a furlong out. Shipped his jockey off after the line too.
W...what?
Thanks flatanon, u da flattest.
>>66922059
Ah, the thumb of death.
>>66922181
>tfw I was the one that tipped Al Hilal Riyadh that day
Think J West and BT were already on so couldn't do anything about them but I do feel guilty about the bankrolls lost that sad day.
>>66922181
>pixel punters
anyone want to summarize whatever's left of todays top tips?
>>66922181
Nothing will ever top Sarajevo
whats
the
fucking
bet
I NEED to get my haircut.
>>66922213
If you want some top tips go see Samir Nasri's hair stylist
>>66922213
Check out the daily picks on Reddit mate
>>66922230
stop with the £50 cuts, lid.
>>66922230
>Hassan wasn't on
Pmsl
tuscan gold in the next at ponte btw
>>66922245
>>66922254
I'm not Hassan lads.
>>66922092
I didn't, I backed the Henderson horse - dreadful.
>>66922146
It's possible, if he does keep Newcastle up because I'd love to see him implement his own ideas, although if he isn't allowed to then he'll go. It all starts at the top; Ashley is a parasite, nothing will be good until he's gone. I yo-yo between wanting relegation because it's what Ashley and the club deserve, and wanting to stay up because Rafa.
>>66922178
Horse drifted from one side of the track to the other because he wanted to go home.
Can't decide whether to get the Samsung A5 2016 or the Nexus 5X with my flatanon-winnings.
>>66922290
>not sticking it all on
>Mister can you hear me cause it seems ive been led astay,
>I keep searching for an answer, for a way.
>>66922290
do not get the samsung. they both have 2gb ram, but all samsungs have AWFUL memory management. open too many apps, and the screen will go black for several seconds, and the launcher will re-load itself. fucking nightmare.
>>66922257
5th place lid
>>66922290
A5, is that a tablet? The budget tablets suck ass. Slower than my Tab 2.
>>66921652
pure lotto m8
>>66922290
get an iphone you nerd
>>66922333
>>66922257
hhahahaha
>>66922257
>AnonAnon
Albania taking on extra shifts at the call centre to make up for his last few tips pmsl
pmsl Chelsea u19 lovely price
>>66922329
True, I'm also considering the honor 7 because of 3GB ram and muh huawei-boner. Not sure if the LG-produced nexus is any better in the memory-department to be hon
>>66922339
Nah it's a phone
>>66922360
(you)
>already lost flatanon winnings on a muggy rball bet
Nice
Anyone got a Chelsea U19 stream, decent odds.
They looked WORLD last few times i've seen them. Been resting players from the U21s for these games too.
>>66922452
nm just found it.
>>66922443
nexus is much better than the samsung, as there is no touchwizz to cripple the memory management. honor 7 has a card slot - always handy 2bqh
>>66922452
>>66922467
Okay Harrison
>>66922467
Link mate?
>>66922290
nexus
>>66922353
sk gaming are in better form, and efrags best player dream3r played awfully his last match
>>66922452
they had sort of a cakewalk till the title game
>>66922478
u lttl rat, its not hard to find just look on >reddit
>>66922181
meh, my rball game is point, just gotta use additional info to make sure the stats aren't misleading you
>fucking up a open goal
Not sure I want to get on Chelsea now
>>66922490
Laying this with a medium
>>66922518
Glad I changed my mind
11111111111
>>66922518
PMSL if you didn't get on
>>66922518
lel
