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CHI:Seabrook passes Wilson for most playoff goals
DET:Petr Mrazek will start in Game 3
SJ:Joe Pavelski leads Sharks with G, A in win
SJ:Martin Jones stops 26, Sharks take 2-0 lead
DAL:Benn scores as Stars take 2-0 series lead
DAL:Roussel scores bizarre goal in Stars' win
WAS:Backstrom scores, assists twice in Caps' win
WAS:Holtby shines with 41 saves; Caps up 2-0
DAL:Tyler Seguin returns for Game 2 vs Wild
NYR:Derick Brassard has three pts in Game 2 win
PIT:Evgeni Malkin will play in Game 2 vs. NYR
PIT:Jeff Zatkoff will start Game 2 vs. NYR
>Shitcago
>kongs
>>66912471
>rags
>wongs
>>66912483
>it was 3-0
>pongs
>>66912471
D'AWW, da cute puppeh!
What channel is the Lightning Red Wings game on?
>>66912535
CBC you dumb bong
>>66912506
>spencer
Name a more overrated goalie
>shitcago
>>66912483
>>66912506
you have to go back
>>66912535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlaCU4Z9ccM
Lightning @ Wings stream here
>>66912616
TOM
O
M
I hate rozsival so goddamn much
>>66912483
I'd like to eat her poop, if you know what I mean
>>66912667
>there is a literal shit-eater among you
Just GTFO. Just go. Do it now. Nobody wants you here, shit-eater.
How come the RefHawks couldn't beat the Bloos today ? Didn't get enough favorably calls from the refs like they do every series ?
T. ducks fan
>>66912683
id eat her poop too desu
>>66912728
kaner had one of the most poorly timed penalties I've seen in a while
also our bottom d pair is so bad it's painful
>>66912746
>>66912667
this 2bh
>"""""hockeytown""""
>in the playoffs
>empty seats
>>66912728
Because for maximum shekels this series needs to go 7 games, so they have to let the Blues win 3 games
>>66912728
>implying half the shit ducks do doesn't go unnoticed yet they still manage to nearly take the top in pim/g
Why are Finns so dumb? I always knew they were ugly and smelled bad, but Good God do they ruin /hoc/
>Chicumguzzlers
So quiet after the loss. It's hilarious.
>>66913208
ban the finns
>>66913293
ban chicago fan from living in missouri
and mormons
>>66913208
if it's stupid and its dumb
it's probably finnish scum
>kongs
so this is the power of a team built for the playoffs? awesome...
I still love you, Funland
why is the nhl incapable of printing umlauts on jerseys?
>There are people on this planet who UNIRONICALLY believe that WCF is going to be Hawks-Kings again.
lmao neither one is getting out of the first round
>>66913334
>yfw the best defenseman is and always was a wife beater
their failures fall in line with his departure. god i wish i was russian
Where my /barkov/ bros at?
>>66913501
blues sharks WCF could mean an east coast team actually stands a chance at winning the cup
>>66913538
>>66913538
Shorks aren't getting past the Ducks desu.
>>66913485
They probably would do it if a player bitched enough, I've seen the French accents before
>>66913526
BARKY
A
R
K
Y
>>66913576
>he thinks ducks are getting past preds
>>66913576
Yeah but the Ducks aren't getting past the Preds soooo
>>66913576
You may want to change that, I'm scared that the Ducks will be bounced out by the Preds.
>>66913526
I'm watching the local feed with Goldie & Potvin. Fuck NBCSN.
>>66913623
>>66913644
>>66913649
>Falling for the Perds meme again
It's like you forgot about last year
>>66913576
ducks past the preds
W E W L A D
E
W
L
A
D
>>66913692
Me too. NBCSN is playing EPL highlights instead anyways. Don't have to listen to Milbury's fat face.
>>66913709
Weber and Fisher got hurt last year and they didn't have Johansen
Time to own up to your favorite team's shortcomings, /hoc/
>first line production
>the hot mess of a third line
>bottom 3 D
This might be the last time Datsjuk plays in Detroit
Bros, I need help. Been going outwith this beautiful girl but I literally just found out shes finnish. She was carrying too, do I kill her? dont want to bring another hideous finn in this world
>>66913750
Kane is literally the only reason Chicago didn't miss the playoffs.
>>66913695
Panthers vs Islanders thread
>>66913807
The 1LW situation is so awful. If only breadman could speak english.
>>66913800
Kill yourself, she could be carrying the next Ville Peltonen
>>66913800
Is it your kid or are you being cucked by a Finn?
>>66913812
the memiest
>>66913750
shit goaltending
>>66913750
the blues don't have an elite center
>>66913750
>a literal shitstain is the captain
>coached to hit instead of score
>quick goes on tilt whenever he lets in an easy goal leading him to make flashier plays where he slides all over and lets in more goals leading to more tilt
>>66913750
we are about to go on a 5 year cup winning spree and I don''t think I can afford all the stanley cup champions patches i will inevitably have to buy for myself, my wife, and my kid.
>>66914317
Don't you mean your wife's son?
>>66913750
We didn't get elite players from handouts (top draft picks)
>>66910463
I believe I told you so. also kitties are winning my bets are all good still
>both games at intermission
REEEEEEE
>there are cuckolds in this thread RIGHT NOW who unironically live in states without Publix
Why do they do this?
>>66914842
Don't want no bloodclot
>>66914842
Because I can just go to fucking subway like a normal human being
>>66914841
>not playing knee hockey during intermission
Plebs
>>66913750
We go full spaghetti mode every year. I could find something specific to complain about but I've just accepted it at this point.
>>66914842
its just boars head man theyre a nationwide brand
Finnish shitposters incoming
BARKOV IS ELITE
>>66915129
BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV BARKOV
Who /buiha/ here?
oh nice didnt realise its reddit here now
Reminder that Barkov is Russian.
>>66915240
I want him to leave. he has 3 plebbit images that he posts any time he's upset
>isles
>>66915265
You have to go back dude.
>doubting barkov
You fuckers should be hanging your head in shame
>barkov
>huberdeau
>ekblad
>eternal jagr
Florida confirmed dynasty
>>66915320
now you have the harrison ford one and the scooby doo one left
>call penalty on both Florida teams at the exact same time
Hmmmmmm
>>66915415
Right? Jump on the wagon now
>>66915540
I've been on the Florida bandwagon since the Luongo trade, I love Luongo and hate how Vancouver treated him
>>66915556
Cantcups are an awful organization and deserve eternal suffering
>Reilly Smith has 8 points in 3 games
>>66915603
They certainly do. I just wish the sedins got a cup because they are great guys, the organization has fucked them over pairing them with career grinders. I hope Luongo at least gets another shot at the finals this year
>trampa clots fans only cry refpuck when they're losing
>filthy casuals
>>66915655
youre just as bad as them
>>66915646
Sedins will NEVER win a cup because they're soft
barkov is Finnish he was born in Tampere Finland
>>66915693
>sedins
>soft
They are pretty tough m8. They don't bitch, they don't dive, they play their style of hockey and they play it well. Wish I had the gif where Daniel rips one of his teeth out in the middle of a game and then keeps playing. Pretty sure Henrik played with an injury for most of the season as well.
>>66915718
>they don't dive
>>66915727
They really don't though and neither of them play dirty. I don't get where this sedins are soft meme came from. I mean they look goofy as fuck but they put in work
>>66915757
>I don't get where this sedins are soft meme came from.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsPhhKiXC18
>>66913750
>Caps
>Orpik looks to be a pretty weak option in the top or second pairing but that's the ice time he gets
>may become head cases in the playoffs
Honestly all I can come up with right now. Their lineup is deep and balanced. Really no reason anyone should beat then over seven games this year unless they become headcases.
>>66912471
Cute lil pupper
>>66915803
What does that prove? Marchand is a cunt, Daniel never dives or does anything soft. He just grabs hold of Marchand while the little rat tries to punch him. Video only proves he doesn't fight.
first for Chi-town dynasty
why is there a car in the islanders arena?
So do the Flyers start Neuvirth next game? Hakstol is clearly undecided.
I've always believed Mason has potential, and he's stood on his head getting the Flyers even into the playoffs. But damn, man. He doesn't look the same.
>>66915892
Letting someone punch you in the face repeatedly is the definition of soft
>>66915622
>goals in = goals out
>>66915960
What should he do there? He knows Marchand is a cunt that tries to stir the pot, he gains nothing punching back, he may as well try and draw a penalty
>>66915936
nice try
all the real chicago fans are nursing the bitter realization that Q will never pull roz and that kane raped our chances at coming back
games have been very close though, I think it's going to 7
>refs trying to give the island guidos the fucking game
>>66916010
How about he tries to block the punches
>tranpa assblasted bay tranny fuckers
>Abby literally can't stop being a goon
Ty refs
>>66916069
can you stop being like that faggot canadian
>>66916068
He grabbed Marchands jersey and pushed him away, he doesn't have to do anything more. Maybe if Marchand could throw a fucking punch he'd do more but Marchand is a massive pussy
>>66916090
>mad at memes
>>66916118
>meme
im not sure you know what that means
>>66916135
I'm not sure I care
Uncle Gary phone in some help for Detoilet tonight. A sweep would look bad.
>textbook hipcheck
>PENULTY
>>66916143
Now you're memeing like a pro
>10 PPs
>0 PPGs
how
>>66916190
Did you even bother to check the name of the team that had those power plays?
>clots
>>66916093
>ask for proof of sedins being soft
>"nah man, getting punched the face is alpha. Only pussies fight back"
There's a reason why Hongcouver has no cups
>>66916210
>clots
>stolc
>soltc
>saltc
>salts
>salt
>>66916224
Did they vote for cuckdeau?
Sharks are real comfortable right now lmao
>>66916224
That video literally doesnt prove he is soft though, it just shows he doesnt fight
If he was soft he'd dive and take a penalty
>>66915948
>a fucking car
Its where the postgame soup kitchen happens
>>66916271
Letting the opponent push you around is soft.
>>66916224
It really takes more discipline to not let someone like Marchand get in your head. Most players would swing back and get a retaliation penalty. The Sedins are smart hockey machines.
>>66916302
Literally every player gets pushed and shoved in a scrum like that. Zetterberg just got pushed into the bench by a Tampa player and he skated away, is Zetterberg soft too?
Again Marchand is a massive faggot and anyone who retaliates to him is an idiot
>>66916302
non retaliation is strategy. literally every player does this
Who /AnyoneButChicago/ here?
>>66916339
/anyonebutchicagoorLA/ here
>>66916353
>against the only team that can stop chicago
I have no doubt in my mind I'd be a fighter if I was in the show. Even if I only won like 20% of the fights I'd drop the gloves
>>66916337
Exactly. Not everybody is as good as Justin Abdelkader at beating the shit out of people.
>>66916373
you are derek dorsett
>>66916339
All I want is one fucking upset. That's it. Hawks/Cali WCF is stale, I want a fresh matchup.
>>66916373
Goons are dying out, bareknuckle fighting will be banned by 2025
>>66916366
Chicago sucks dickhole what the fuck are you talking about. And LA might be worse. 2013 called.
>>66916329
Zetterberg skated away. Sedin is such a pussy that he just stood there and took it
>>66916314
>>66916337
>retaliation
That's only relevant for stuff like crosschecking. No ref in the world would give Boston a powerplay if Sedin defended himself there. He should have been reading the refs during that series and realized that ticky tack penalites weren't going to be handed to the Canucks
>>66916397
I didn't say I'd be a goon but I'd rumble when aggravated
>>66916375
>not everyone is a goon
Good statement
>>66916398
>no more sharp or saad
>>66916399
>Zetterberg skated away. Sedin is such a pussy that he just stood there and took it
Have you even played hockey before? The pussy thing to do is skate away, in scrums like that you tag a man so your teammate doesn't get jumped by two dudes. Sedin tagged Marchand and then Marchand tried to be a rat cunt and Sedin didn't fight back because he's not an idiot.
>>66916399
>No ref in the world would give Boston a powerplay if Sedin defended himself there
it literally happens almost every game, you're letting your bias get in the way of facts.
>>66916421
>Goon
>consecutive 40+ pt seasons
>1 goal shy of 2 20+ goal seasons
Anon, that would be a player that teams would be lining up for.
>the shanty town of Tampa Bay
>>66916339
Who is this slag
>>66916431
Yeah, offsetting minors not a powerplay.
>>66916424
Getting punched in the face is pretty dumb. Just tie up his arms if you don't want to fight.
>>66916530
My gf, no stealie wheelies
>blots
>>66916543
a lot of refs actually take one player to discourage scrums after the whistle.
>a fucking car
>>66916543
You've never played hockey m8, you can't just grab someones arms. You grab them by their jersey collar and that's what sedin did
>>66916396
Kongs are about to get swept and Chraq isn't getting past the Blues senpai. It's all good.
>>66916561
>lots
It's pretty rare. Let's count how many times it happens in the Ducks-Preds game tonight.
>>66916570
He had a free arm, just protect your fucking face instead of sitting there like a pussy. Letting yourself be punched in the face is beta as fuck and demoralizing to the rest of your team when you are a supposed "leader"
>>66916615
>beta as fuck
Not responding to a pussy like Marchand and acting like his weak punches are like a gust of wind is pretty alpha though. It's like Sedin is telling him he's a weak bitch that can't throw a punch
>clots
>blots
>frog posters
>>66916615
It happens enough to cause players to not retaliate. Your logic is terrible and you've lost the argument.
>>66916595
Kongs have SJ right where they want them
>>66916634
>>66916646
Put your trip on trol and kippers.
Marchand was dominating the Canucks that series. That was a major point of discussion that year, along with the finger biting and Luongo getting blown up in Boston
>It happens enough to cause players to not retaliate.
How many times has it happened today? We've had 150 minutes of hockey, surely it has happened.
>>66916701
don't be mad
>>66916701
You cant even argue against this, its literally a fact that refs often take one player to discourage scrums. Happens all the time.
Bolts in 5
>>66916723
It does happen but not as often as you like to make it sound. And really, would the refs give it to rookie piece of shit Marchand or 10+ year vet Sedin? Just act like a man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF6cb-Mtohg
Even here he's not nearly as soft. Defend yourself on national TV or be called soft
Have we seen the last hawks cup for a while, or is the current core still good for another?
>>66916733
wongs in 6
>>66916769
yeah, every player should chimp out like simmonds and cost his team the game. got anymore brilliant hockey insight?
>>66916792
Yes.
Preds/Ducks thread >>66916805
>>66916796
>this mad
Just stop him from punching you. I'm not saying he needs to drop the gloves, just don't get bent over on national TV
>>66916375
>bloodied by headbutting fagette while both try to go for abdelkader
>clots fans cry for a suspension
Lol tranpa
>>66916845
its strategy though my new friend. A lot of penalties are drawn by this type of stuff.
>>66916778
Core isn't the problem. The last five years the loose bits were really good, and became the core on other teams.
They gonna have to get better parts to win a cup again.
Look at the way their third line matches up against the Blues. Hard to win another ring with such a matchup disparity
fucking lol
>>66916889
why are clots fans so asspained? They are the new >rags fans
>>66916889
>so outrageously ass-hurt
Something something hot tempers
>>66916878
You need to play to what the refs are calling. The refs weren't going to hand out shit in that series. Remember when Boychuk broke Raymond's back? That's completely emblematic of the series
>>66916889
why do you go there
>>66916907
Nothing will ever top the >rags
>rags
>>66916889
Abby's face as downvote marker. That's >rags level of butthurt.
>>66916920
actually the rome hit really was the turning point IMO
and the burrows faggotry
>>66916806
If it's Wongs in 6 then my favorite team doesn't move on to the next round
So who else gonna play Eastside Hockey Manager in a fit of rage when their team gets eliminated?
>>66916955
Turning point yes but not emblematic. The refs had put away their whistles for Boston in game 7 of the ECF and that carried into the finals. There were still calls but there was a lot of shit that went uncalled, including Boychuck's interference that broke Raymond's back
Drouin is actually really fucking good
I wish Detroit would have traded for him, Mantha + a first would have been a good deal imo
>>66917114
>The 'Mantha is already a failure trade him now' meme
>>66917145
he is good but drouin has looked elite so far
>>66917114
Nah, fuck that. Drouin is a manlet, >we don't need any more of those.
>NBC has Nashville at Anaheim listed
>Instead they're showing Panthers v Islanders
I ain't even mad.
>>66917211
>what is overtime
>>66917250
How long until we get a PP?
been following hockey for several years, is tampa bay a good team to make my own? from new orleans
>>66917293
>we
I'm not even a fan of either teams.
It's the meme cup
>>66917331
Isn't Dallas the closer team?
>>66917331
All three teams nearest you (Tampa, Dallas, Nashville) are good and well run so you shouldn't be afraid of choosing any of them. You're in the Stars' media market but I doubt you get their local channel (Fox Sports Southwest).
>>66917362
me either
More of the collective 'we'
Guys the kings are going to win this series
what does /hoc/ think?
Hey guys what rhymes with Duckboy?
>>66917539
give back sharp and oduya please
>>66917546
Cuckgoy
>>66917539
Might not even get by the first round
>needing refpuck
>to beat the mild
Oh wow another Jew York team refpucked to victory. Nice fucking sport.
>the city of Florida
>>66917546
Suggoi
Bustkov status: ABSOLUTELY KEKED
>rags
>>66917713
>refpucked to victory
ROBERTO LUONCHOKE
Tavares>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bu-2tk0v
>>66917750
You'd know all about that wouldn't you
PUBLIX BTFO
Jagr is literally dying
he might have to retire mid series
That was my first playoff game
Shit was intense
t. Tom
Anyone in the nashville area want a 20$ ticket to game 3 of ducks vs preds? I'll even give you a ride if your close enough.
>>66917713
They reviewed a goal that should have been waived off, and went back to fix their mistake. Cry about.
>kitties
SOG leaders after 3 games
1. Barkov (19)
2. Tavares (16)
3-5. Kane, Panarin and Smith (13)
>>66917852
Post danky memeys to give Jagr strength
>>66917865
Did your butthole clench? Did you have irregular heartbeats and HNGGGGGGHHHHHH moments?
>>66917865
Too bad the lightning decided not to play offense tonight
>>66917993
oy fucking vey
>>66917713
>forgetting about the shitty calls in the first period that the Florida Panthers could not capitalize on
>giving up two separate two goal leads
Post players who's names sound like food, I'll start
>salomaki
>>66918159
>clots
>>66918159
panarin
>>66918159
Cogliano sounds like a type of pasta
>>66918200
THE BREADMAN AS THEY CALL HIM
>>66918208
>tfw no fresh cogliano with salomaki bolognese
>>66918200
>kongs
>>66918210
Fuck you doc, go have a stroke
>>66918208
>cawks
>>66918210
>clots
>>66918224
>publix
>>66918233
HE WEDGES IT OUT
BUT IT'S PICKED OFF AT THE BLUE LINE
HE SHOVELS IT AHEAD
AND HE FLEXES IT ON THROUGH
>well doc we're really seeing a show down here tonight
>the bench is just electric
>back up to you
THANKS PIERRE, WHAT'S THIS?
THIS COULD BE AN ODD MAN RUSH
IT IS
HE WINDS IT UP!
AND LETS OF AN ABSOLUTE BOMB OF A SHOT!
...
IT HITS THE PIPE!!!!
IT HIT THE PIPE!!!
OHHH A RISING SHOT BUT
IT
WOULD
NOT
GO
>>66918247
Gets me every time lmao
Which would you rather have
>activated defense
or
>activated almonds
BASED PERDS
>>66918266
>clots
>>66918247
>the word meme isn't in this
Scrap it and try again
>>66918260
HE WEDGES IT OUT
HE KNIFES IT OUT
HE SAUCERS IT OVER
HE SHOVES IT OVER
HE WIRES IT IN
NOW OVER TO YOU PIERRE
>well doc we've got a meme game down here
>there's some meme talk going on between the benches
>i'll be back later with some meme commentary at the least opportune time
THANKS FOR THAT PIERRE NOW OVER TO THE CLASH OF CLANS GOAL CAM TO CHECK ON THAT ABSOLUTE BOMB OF A SHOT
AND AFTER THAT IT'S THE HOME DEPOT INTERMISSION REPORT
FOLLOWED BY THE BOOM BEACH INTERMISSION REPORT
ALL THIS BROUGHT TO YOU BY NBC AND MY IMPENDING ALZHHEIMER'S
>>66918247
>IT
>WOULD
>NOT
>GO
pure doc
>>66918275
fuck off sandwich fag you lost
>>66917951
Yes
>>66917968
Good thing I'm a wings fan
>>66918278
>meme game
literally
every
time
>Kesler's stick is sawed in half
>no call
>Neal swipes Gibson in the helmet unprovoked with his stick after the whistle
>no call
>same crew gave Nashville a power play earlier this game after a typical post-whistle scrum
>it's a "Call everything Anaheim does but swallow the whistle for everything the other team does" episode
Getting real fucking tired of this shit
HE KNIVES IT AWAY
BUT IT'S PICKED OFF
OHHHHH WHAT A SAVE
AND THEN IT'S SENT ON PAST THE LINE
IT'S WAFFLEBOARDED IN TO THE ZONE
AND IT'S FLOATED ON THROUGH
OOOOHHH WHAAT A SAVEEE
IT'S POPPED UP ANDDDDD
OHHHHHHH ANOTHER SAVE
WOW ACTION AT BOTH ENDS OF THE ICE!
>well doc, let me tell ya, we've been seeing meme saves all over the place
>if the talk between the benches is anything to go by we've got a meme game here
>back up to you, but not before i tell you about where this meme forward played peewee
THANKS PIERRE
WHAT'S THIS?
IT'S ROLLED BACK IN
A SHOT
ANNNNDDD
A SAVE BY THE KNEELING GOALIE
WOW I CAN'T BELIVE IT
MORE AFTER THIS, ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT RIVALRY
THE NIGHT YOU LOVE TO HATE
>>66918353
i think they just have something against disney teams
>>66918278
I hate pierre so much, whoever made this originally was spot on
>>66918353
>implying it matters
>>66918353
have you considered rooting for a nongoon team?
>>66918369
I wrote them all during the ploffs last year when I was pretty much blackout drunk, actually
>>66918359
>meme saves
>>66918373
Manson is out of this game because Forsberg injured him on a headshot in game one, so you can fuck off
>>66918390
needs way more
LIGHTEM UP UP UP LIGHTEM UP UP UP
>>66913750
Ericsson. Thus literally it. Everyone else just isn't as skilled as other lines, but Ericsson us the only active harm on the team and we pay him 4 million a year until the rapture
>>66918411
So they're both goon teams.
>>66918424
I encourage you to write some, I was hoping other people would make more and the ones I made would serve as a template because doc is so god damn ridiculous, I wrote the don cherry one for the same reason
BASED PERDS
>pacific division
lmao not even atlantic is this meme
>>66918517
>yfw pacific divisions teams win a combined 4 games all playoffs
>>66918424
is there a song like that this year? I can't even think of an nhl playoffs commercial I've seen
>>66918411
Who?
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boNRVXR7bqg&index=7&list=RDD7VAIN4NcFU
Is Rinne a Fennoswede? Seems a little too good
>>66917379
sure except fuck Texas
Just a reminder that this is the off year for the Blackhawk's Dynasty so it's perfectly fine if they don't win the Stan Lee Cup this year.
The real title defense is next year.
why are the Ducks getting BTFO?
>>66918853
>The real title defense is next year.
>title defense
>next year
>>66918853
0/10
enjoy the (You)
>>66918814
>swedish goaltending
>>66918877
shit team
>>66918814
He was like, bottom 5 in the league during the season.
>>66918906
Oh I know, which is why I'm quite surprised by his play. I was under the impression he was dealing with some kind of injury but he's been performing admirably in this series
Why did the flyers fire Laviolette?
I didn't watch a single hockey game today and I gotta say I feel better
>it's a ducks choke in the playoffs mini series
Why the fuck do they keep airing this shitshow?
>>66918979
Funny, I thought I was watching the walking dead
>>66918979
Because it's great
>>66918939
Rinne is ELITE
Everyone forgetting nashville's playoff pattern. Win the first 2, lose the next 4
>>66919031
perds in six teebeeh
Cucks are a fucking disgrace
>getting BTFO by a bunch of sister fucking hicks
>>66919070
>rags
> average finn poster on /hoc/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gJYDZUOiD0#t=146
>>66919070
>rags
>>66919025
disregard this
what is wrong with finnish people?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaXKcOr-f3E
So we all are in agreement that Duncan Keith is the most overrated player in the NHL, right?
>>66919157
no, that would ovechkin, quick, or toews
I really hope we get some late night OT ploff hockey
We are overdue for a multi-OT game
>>66913750
>finnish goaltending
Quick is a system babby.
Its definitely him.
>>66919162
the only player who consistently scores 50 goals a season in this low scoring league is overrated? nah hes known as a pure goal scorer and thats what he is
Cucked
>>66919166
I hope not. I hate OT, would much rather these games end in a shoot out
>fowler
>>66919187
so im sure that his great play has translated to playoff success right?
PERDS
PERDS
PERDS
STINKY SMELLYS BTFO BY HILL FOLK
>home ice advantage
Preds up 2-0 on the ducks. Take both at ducks house. Oh baby sweep maybe?
>>66913750
our two captains ( Kronwall and Zetterberg ) literally would not even start on our AHL team right now if not for who they were
>Anaheim losing both their home games to Smashville
Face it Cuck fags. You're team is roast.
>experts
will they ever learn?
>Trashville is losing in 4, guaranteed
>Please, it's over, Preds are out in 5
OLD BABY ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>66919204
He carried them to the playoffs for years, he usually gets stopped by an elite goalie. This is the first year he's had a well-rounded team.
>>66918359
Holy shit, you nailed Doc's mannerisms. My sides...
>>66919232
Honestly I don't think it's really his fault. His players are just huge dirty faggots who chimp out at the slightest struggle. It was like this before he coached the team too.
>>66919218
>>66919214
> They said they'll sweep the Preds
> They said Gibson wasn't fucking shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsLWH8Eozqw
>Bolts can't even sweep the worst team and defense in the playoffs
>Think they can win the stanleyb owl
Top lel
Reposting anagrams desu
>tampon gay
>cucks
>blackcocks
>team that has no fans
>>66919289
are they not playing andersen? wtf are they thinking
LMAO REMEMBER THE DUCKS FANS IN HERE THAT SAID THEY HAD A FIRST ROUND BYE 4 DAYS AGO
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>DUCKS
>the city of socal
>Ducks fans were the only ones who didn't take their oppoents seriously, literally every ducks fan called a sweep of the Preds
>Ducks will LITERALLY be the only team to get sweeped first round
literal tears lads
>>66912604
John Gibson
are the isles going all the way this year?
>>66919454
you forgot the mild
Lots of buttmad Chinkcouver fans right now
>>66913750
>goalie of the future John Gibson is a tilty piece of shit
>useless fucks Bieska paid 4m over Francois Beauchemin
>keep useless fuck Stoner all year long because "he's good in playoffs"
>don't play him in playoffs
>cam fowler sucks cock in the playoffs
>perry and getzlaf hit their peak 2 seasons ago
>losing vatanen this summer
>could have gotten a decent pick/prospect for him when he was at peak value
>Getzlaf: "You can't fault the refs. We did take some penalties. We were trying to do some things out there, and it is frustrating."
>BB: "We don't deserve a break if we're going to yell [at the refs] and be stupid all night long. Controlled emotion was one of our keys."
>@HampeLindholm: "You can't sit in the box the way we did. The hooks, slashes...you're not going to win in playing like that."
And Ducks fans will still blame the refs
>>66919464
Mild win tomorrow desu
>>66913750
>staal, girardi, and glass
>AV's over-reliance on the above and not giving others much of a chance
>scoring becomes anemic in the playoffs
>salary cap will probably force gorton to make bad moves soon
>>66919541
also thanks for taking staal from us. hes your problem now
>>66919465
Plz do Flyers / Caps
>>66919589
I didn't make them desu.
>>66912616
>beaners calling other beaners beaners
>>66919591
Rats
Well thanks for posting what ya had
>Kongs
>Ducks
Both are going to get swept by fucking MEME teams HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
>The smoggy shanty town of Los Angeles
>>66919070
is there even a single player on that team from that state
>>66919653
cucks yes but kongs will win atleast 1
>>66919653
preds are good and not meme at all outside of
>finnish goaltending
>California
>"""""""""""""""""State of Hockey"""""""""""""""""
>>66919712
>canada
>state of disrepair
>>66919712
>Cubans
>Getting shutout
>>66919742
>Americailtyns
>>66919785
>canachmeds
>>66919742
blayuff specal
12 days left until this
OUR YEAR
>>66919785
>over a hundred players in the ploffs were born in canada
>""""country"""" of hockey moving goal posts like king henry
>>66919785
>No playoff teams
>>66919800
dubs confirm
we /matthews/ now.
>>66919829
>no playoffs
>>66919541
wtf, is this Lundquists' daughter? Has his eyes and smile, could not fuck that ever with that resemblance
>>66919829
next year
>matthews
>h.sedin
>sutter
>horvat
cup is ours family
>>66919850
This delusion
Canucks are the sharks of canada. They will never win a cup no matter how destined they are.
>>66919858
it was an ironic optimism post friend no need to get triggered :^)
Don't forget that Tampon Gay's entire roster are pussies.
>Refuse to fight unless its 2-on-1
>Back out of fights after starting shit
>Lose fights when they actually DO fight
most beta team in the entire league desu
>>66919867
t. delusional detoilet fan
Doge: /hoc/
Man: Ducks/Blackhawks fans
Gril: Preds/Blues fans
babby: ??
>>66919876
>Hedman goes after Zetterberg
>Too beta to actually fight Smith until Nesterov comes in
>Boyle is too much of a knuckle dragging neanderthal to realize Abdelkader isn't going to take a suspension just to fight a retard who can barely skate
Tip top beta lel. Shouldn't expect much from a >Rags cast off desu.
>>66919884
detoilet fans
>>66919876
stop taking the bait
Rank the playoffs in order from best to worst. I haven't seen any of the Debtoilet/Tampa or Panthers/Isles games so I can't
>>66919935
1. shorks/kongs and perds/cucks simply for the beaner sweeps
2. blose/black cocks
the rest are irrelevant meme series
>>66919945
swap stars and kongs with tampa detroit
>>66919953
>stars
maybe i should stop posting at 3:30 in the morning
>>66919961
you should also get some taste while you're at it
>>66919969
i cant really taste anything after i licked your moms nasty cooch
>>66919975
trust me, it shows
>still sleeping on the Wild
We got em right were we want them
Bruce needs to play Getz and Perry on the same line already damnit
Ducks are capable of turning around the series
>>66920046
no they aren't, Peksi is starting to be good again
>wongs won
>pisstons did not get destroyed
Today was a good day
>385 posts, 13 posters
Why is irrelevantpuck so pathetic?
>>66919388
Pretty based day desu
Smuk come home. We miss you.
>>66912471
cute pupper
>>66920127
Don't be sad finnbro, one of your people will be the hero in the stan lee cup finals this year
what the fuck is it with reddit and john scott?
12 DAYS!
>smuk_anok will literally never post again
I hate myself for calling attention to him liking MLP. Nobody even noticed until I said anything. I'm sorry smuk I love you and I wish you'd come back
go kings go
>>66920146
they did it
>>66920159
what 12 days delet this you are not getting laine nor pulju
>>66920204
did what, got him into the allstar game?
but why?
>>66920226
For le epic memes
>>66920215
>>66920220
Trader Jim's gonna pull some serious shit and pull a Sedins on Poopjew and Lion
>>66920228
RRRÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
>tfw the laffs will NEVER win a cup in your lifetime
>mfw when the isles break so many brackets
Canada sucks lmao
>>66920242
>putting the memecats past the second round
They deserve it tßh
That kitties isles game was one of the biggest refpucks i have seen and i have seen many Liiga games
>>66920075
There's 113 IPs in this thread m8.
>>66920230
I'm going to lel hard if a team does some trade fuckery so they get put in the same place in Cucknadia
>>66920324
Love ya buddy. Just want you to know.
>>66920429
Fucking faggot
Hokkei!
>>66920735
Lätkää
fuck islels tbqh
>>66920810
karjalanpiirakka
>>66920845
köttbullar och potatismus
>>66920828
this
>canadian midget female hockey championship
everytime
>>66920854
>potatismus
>>66919317
>worst team
As a mild fan I can tell you that that statement is wrong
Filthy worn out pants
Skate blades with a burr
mornin yuros
>>66921135
morning
Upper lel
Remember when people thought Nashville wasn't going to beat Anaheim?
KEK
>>66921155
Hopefully Schmaltz and Pokka are ready next season.
Our third line and lower defense are abysmal.
Also someone fucking get Panarin rosetta stone so he can play with people not named Anisimov.
>>66921254
Pokka has had a great season with the Icehogs
>bob cole doing the red wings lightning game
Jesus christ, I can't even get through the highlights without falling asleep
>mfw the islels and kitty kats are ruining my bracket
>>66921357
I always watch the highlights on mute anyway
>>66921357
Bite your fucking tongue Bob Cole is a legend.
I got a 5/5 from my Thesis. Fuck Vancouver though
>>66921397
He's objectively a shit announcer
>>66921341
Delete this
Who will receive the righteous justice of the Prophet Muhammed ibn Abdul Qa'ider al-Muskegon (peace be upon Him) next game?
>>66921440
>40 years in broadcasting
>shit
>>66921457
He pussied out hard against Boyle in the last. Abdul had massive issues removing his gloves, the chicken dance Boyle did afterards hilarious
>>66921462
being old doesn't make you good. it just means he sucked a lot of dick to keep that job
>>66921473
I wouldn't expect you to understand good broadcasting when you have guys like fucking Mike Emrick
>>66921462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRoN0-dFetk
Only Bob Cole could make a Stanley Cup game 7 OT boring
>>66921357
i am amazed hes even alive and he's still doing commentary at that age
still wondering if he has alzheimer
>>66921466
He had that hand taped they say, couldn't fight without getting a suspension.
>>66921484
guys like fucking mike emrick? why do you think about gay sex so much
>>66921502
Thank you for such an insightful response
>>66921466
Good to know you stupid inbred yellow mongols have never opened the rulebook.
>flyers gonna get trounced at home
gonna be some salty fans
>rags
>>66921495
This. Florida confirmed for not knowing the rules
>>66921535
Easy there, might catch a stroke if you get that mad
>>66921574
Of course they don't know the rules, that thread last night was a madhouse. Non-stop cries of >muh refpuck.
Oh well, play undisciplined hockey and you get penalized for it t b h.
>>66921357
I will fucking kill you
>>66921680
Kek
>>66921655
>>66921680
FOCKING REKT
good morning /hoc/. I woke up today and I'm still not Finnish. Praise Jesus
If the Isles upset the kitties will it kill hockey in the south?
>>66912471
VALTION
JÄÄKIEKKO
>>66921717
>mad at Sweden
>>66921723
>killing something that doesn't exist
>>66921743
Goverments hockey?
>>66921706
>Yle
I realized that she's finnish, cute
Tavares can't even skate and he is better than Barkov
i miss the binnish ovi poster
>Raphael Diaz is Swiss????
>>66921983
But does he miss you?
>rags
I'm looking for a good Hockey Podcast. Anybody have any recommendations?
>>66922194
Marek v Wyshinski
>yfw the shorks go up 3-0 on LA, then lose games 4 and 5
>>66922132
>rags
>>66922543
Sharks going up 3-0 would mean a great ending either way, either the shorks get reverse swept or the kongs lose and armenia kills himself
>>66922657
>Armenia kills himself
I think we can all agree that's the objective here
>>66922657
that's what I call a win win
>>66922657
>armenia kills himself
BASED
>>66921568
LITERALLY
INCONSOLABLE
how can sweden be so goat when finland so shit?
>>66922726
Finnish goaltending will never be as bad as the king without a ring.
>>66922726
Finland is where dreams go to die
Reminder that
>our year
Is the year meme dreams come true. Shorks will win the cup, armenia and all beaners will an hero, and a finn (Dosnkoi) will be the hero of the stan leeb owl
>>66922792
Reminder that no
>>66922792
DONSKOI
O
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S
K
O
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new thread
>>66923024
>>66923024
>>66923024
>>66923024
>>66923032
>10 posts early
kys
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