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>rags
>kongs
>blackcucks
>>66923024
first for
>clots
>tfw not finnish
I may not be white but at least I'm no mongol shithead
>>66923024
based
After sleeping on it, I still hate Rozsival with a burning passion.
how long until Finland becomes Sweden 2.0 with the cuckery and shitskins?
>>66923162
Delete this now. This is a blue board. I literally cannot stop throwing up right now.
Barkov is Russian.
>>66923162
>cherry picking
Where is Armenia? I thought the kings were a lock for the cup?
>>66923188
>becomes
M8, Finland is way worse than Sweden or Germany. It's amazing how they have the whole world convinced they're decent people.
>>66923200
eipä ollu
>Joel Armenia
Which series go to 3-0 tonight?
I'm feeling a Wild win tonight......the boys are gonna give the stars hell tonight.
>>66923289
The mild are getting swept
>>66923302
>Canada talking shit
>can't even make the playoffs
REMINDER only weak and rattled teams resort to goonery and fighting. Using agressive tactics is a sign of fear and is literally ruining the sport of hockey. Wayne Gretzky never fought and he is the great on a true gentleman.More players need to take a page from him book and steer cleer of becoming a Bollig or Carcillo.
>>66923200
this board cannot literally handle the fact that the best center is finnish elite center
>>66923323
>state of hockey
>no cups
>clots
>>66923336
>poor man's bergeron
>best center
he's not even the best center below the US legal drinking age
>>66923347
>canada
>country of hockey
>several times larger than minnesota
>80% of NHL players are cacucks
How many cups in the last two decades?
>>66923327
>true gentleman
>>66923289
wild will probably take a 2-0 lead into the 3rd and lose in OT 5-3
shorks or kongs though
>>66923275
mild/sallad
caps/philthy
>>66923371
>state of h0ckey
>0 (ZERO) cups
>>66923385
I think you're giving them too much credit
>>66923408
Like a give a fuck about Minnesota, I'm not from there. Just pointing out how fucking pathetic Cafuck teams are
>state of hockey
>>66923222
kek
>>66923428
>not caring about Minnesota
>still salty as fuck
I don't believe you
Just saw on Reddit that Gretzky retired on this day in 1999. Ironically, 99 was the number he wore. Cool tidbit of info I thought I could share.
RIP Wayne.
Right here m8
Kings are sweeping in 6
are the hawks gonna tie the series tuesday lads
>>66923452
>this projecting
I've never even been there. I wasn't even the original anon you quoted.
I've seen my team win a cup, nothing to be salty about at all really.
>>66923456
Nice blog
Where can i upvote?
>>66923456
How was he wearing 99 if its a retired number leaguewide?
>>66923477
If the refs help them out
>>66923327
>who is mcsorley
>what's a messier
You're what's wrong with hockey mam
I can smell their stink through my computer.
>>66923486
Oh so you're a whiney faggot.
>>66923470
lelmao the kongs are getting swept
>>66923539
Nah. They will be dialed in tonight. The Sharks meme won't last
>>66923531
At least I didn't vote in Trudeau. That speaks more than words ever could.
>i.e. you are a PC cunterino
>>66923552
Reminder that the /int/posting americaitlyn is a rags fan
>rags
>tsn to potentially hire John all star Scott
Canada needs to stop trying so hard to be a meme country
>>66923371
Well if you're counting by players, then all of them.
ETERNAL REMINDER THAT
>it was 3-0
>>66923562
>saw my team win a cup
>rags fan
Does not compute, too young in 94
>>66923552
>when you lost the argument and have to resort to int/pol posting
>rags
>>66923587
Nice try cuck
>rags
>>66923590
>it was an argument
Did I miss something Mr Allahu?
>rags
>cup more recent than all of Canada
Holy shit lmao
>>66923585
It probably will be 3-0 again
>clots
Post hockey videos that make you cry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MBfGjQeRVA
>>66923602
I'd rather be a >rag than a Laffs or whatever other teams are in your frozen wastelands.
>zer0 cups in two decades
>>66923611
Doesn't matter
>rags
>>66923609
>he doesn't even know when to stop
>>66923612
It will be 2-0 this time. Won't even let them get that third win. Kek
>>66923630
>rags
>>66923630
>rags
>>66923641
Neither does based Zlatan
Do you not admire the greatest Swede?
>>66923636
No it does matter. Rags are the worst 06 team and they're still better than Canada
Leeeelmao
>being worse than the shittiest franchise since the nhl started
>>66923611
>rags have 5 cups in 90 years
>>66923612
post latvian women
>>66923630
Laffs fans are delusional sadomasochists. Rags fans are obnoxious and delusional. I still like the laffs fans better. Thankfully we have one word to shut the other fuckers up.
>rags
>>66923658
And by 5 i mean 4.
TOP KEK
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>>66923673
IS that Portuguese orange picker still around?
>>66923693
If the game is on NBC, it's too poor to have cable.
>tfw your team has 0 cups
>still less embarrassing than the rags
Reminder that Detroit cucked Chicago out of a great american defenseman that played with them for 9 years, who chose to stay in the shanty town of Detroit rather than Chicago, opened a business there, and helps coach the red wings team
how bad is chicago (or even montreal) when people would rather live in detroit?
>>66923622
>caps fan
fuck those fucking playoffs and fuck halak
KINGS WIN WHEN?
I'm new to hockey and maybe you guys can help me clear one thing up.
Why did red wings get the spot and not the bruins?
>>66923712
Some suburban parts of Detroit are fine, I doubt he even came into contact with any ghettos.
To a rich guy it probably seemed just like another city.
>>66923612
It'll be 4-0
I've never been to Jew York nor met a rags fan in the flesh.
Why do people despise them on here?
>>66923734
kinda hard not to notice if you drive through it
not to mention how bad the area around The Joe actually is, or even the area just across the highway near comerica and ford field where the new arena is actually being built
>>66923724
October maybe
>>66923736
>he thingks they won't shork their way out of the playoffs
It's mostly just a vocal group of autists on here who love to spam the >rags meme. Just hide and ignore. Probably fans of rival teams.
>>66923732
ROW
Regular or Overtime Wins, thats the first tie breaker. Every regular win or over time win is worth 1 ROW. Every shootout win is worth 0 row.
>>66923759
Yeah fair enough. I suppose he wanted to win a cup and once he settled there it was too much effort to move back to Chicago or anywhere else.
I swear he opened one store somewhere in Chicagoland
>>66923754
There was a retarded guy that came into my work all the time wearing a rags coat. he only talked about NASCAR though
>>66923785
maybe he did. His big franchise is Chelis Chili. I mean, hes a millionaire, gotta do something with that cash
>>66923784
Oh I see, thanks.
I assumed that the goal differential would matter more.
>>66923778
>still salty about >rags after 2 years
>>66923800
that's the 2nd tiebreaker I think
basically, we need shootouts to be less desirable than over time wins, since we don't want to develop a strategy of teams stalling the game for a SO to win, because SOs are not hockey and are only used to get the games over with quicker, but also avoiding a tie game
>>66923706
Unless you're a wild fan, then it's way more embarrassing
>>66923778
Oh right, one can also filter the word rags, and set 4chan to auto-hide them. Makes it easy to ignore all that spam.
>>66923456
That shit is not ironic, it's coincidental
>>66923874
>hiding half of hoc
>rags
>>66923895
you're better than this
>>66923778
>rags
>>66923874
> so massively anal annihilated at a dumb meme no one really means that he has to automatically hide it so he doesn't get triggered by a greentext word on a Somalian pirate picture sharing web-boat
>rags
>>66923921
No I'm not
GS Warriors game and Sharks game start at the same time. Which do I watch live and which do I record /sp/?
State of hockey contenders
Michigan
New York
Massachusetts
California
Pretenders
Minnesota
Ah, it's so nice to not see posts that I've filtered. Who was posting that spam? I don't care, I've filtered them out! It's like they don't even exist! A life without spam is a happy existence.
>>66923942
Watch shorks, record Dubs.
>>66923964
>rags
remember, every >ragspost deserves a >rags
>>66923964
>r@gs
>>66923964
>rags
Go Isles
>>66923964
>r
>a
>g
>s
>>66923986
Yeah, I think I'll do that
How many of you guy have licked a girls arsehole?
I have.
>>66924007
She can clutter my buck anytime tbf
>>66923385
>lose in OT 5-3
>5-3
>>66924065
this is not hockey related.
Hey, did you guys know >binland teams compete for the Canada Cup in their own league?
Get cucked
>>66924105
It is if you are watching hockey whilst doing it.
>he does lick ass while watching the playoffs
>>66924125
thanks for the trophy mate
>>66924125
Yet another canadian trophy canadians cant win
>>66924152
There are Canadians in Liiga, my inbred friend.
>>66923531
Why are you here? Your team didn't make the playoffs
>>66924152
why would we want?
>>66924147
np binland bro
I hope that Laine fellow wins it
>>66924152
BTFO
CANARABIA ON SUICIDE WATCH
Good news guys! Benn working it out with GookMoot and Finland will be IP banned starting next Monday!
Just have to make it until then
>>66924260
Good
Always root against the big bad IFK
>>66924314
would prefer sweden to be banned tbqh
Do Canadians have no personality? Toews, Keith, Price, and Crosby are all as interesting as a piece of cardboard.
>>66924314
Great news! Finland is the problem here no doubt
>>66924345
No Sweden is a good poster its the finns that ruin /hoc/ threads
>>66924362
>>66924314
You're a fag
>>66924350
PK nigga
>>66924350
Why would Toews have personality?
Artificial intelligence hasn't reached that level yet.
>>66924362
>implying it isn't the bandwagon americans, autistic canadians, and that one armenian faggot that are responsible for every bad /hoc/ thread
>>66924377
take off the proxy pekka
>>66924350
Back to apehoop Tyrone, this is a white mans sport
>>66924350
Price is just a super nice, pleasant guy. He may not be that interesting but he seems like a likable dude.
For every one of those, you also have a Subban, Burns, Marc-Andre Fleury, and Luongo.
>>66923754
Memes
>>66923024
>Jere Lehtinen
I approve tbqh.
>>66923964
YOUR SHITTY FALSE FLAG IS ONLY MAKING RAGSPOSTING WORSE REEEEEEEEEE
Notice how the filthycucks stopped posting? It's weird because I was informed they are "ELITE"
>Seguin out
how fucked is Dallas?
>>66924488
flyers in 6
Going to the store, guys. You want something?
>>66924469
>tfw Selane-Koivu-Lehtinen will never play again in the same line in the Olimpics.
>>66924528
Hook it up with some Ikea chocolate.
>>66924488
Is Geruoux or whatever frogs call him the successor of Clark as he's the face of filthy cocks?
>>66924528
Take mёmmi for me and your shit rotten herings. Wanna try it.
>>66924521
>against the mild
sweep in 4
>>66923024
>getting sick of /hoc/ and slow 4chan gamethreads
>go on r/hockey
>"haha 4chan probably exaggerates how bad reddit is"
>immediately see people calling themselves "the keeper of dank memes"
>every thread is dominated by shitty jokes with 5,000 upvotes with 500 descending comments of people needlessly expanding on the joke like children for upvotes
>"edit: HAHA I CHANGED SOME WORDS GUYS THANKS FOR THE GOLD"
>blackcucks/br00ns/craps/etc internet defense forces systematically downvoting everyone who doesn't have nice things to say about their shitty fanbases, then accusing everyone of persecuting them
>full of autistic normies who don't understand sarcasm and can't handle the banter
>can't engage in any banter that isn't gay and full of disclaimers anyway
>can't say anything disparaging about any team or fanbase
>basically can't make any post that isn't "haha good game ____bros, we'll get you next time! I agree with every call on the ice, and even if I didn't that's just how it is. You guys were the better team and you deserved to win :) JOHN SCOTT FOR PRESIDENT"
Reddit really is fucking disgusting. I love you /hoc/
>>66924590
r*ddit is only useful as a hockey news aggregator and for streams, the comment section is to be avoided at all cost and the UI will give you cancer quicker than the posts themselves
>>66924590
I once called Phil Kessle a fat piece of shit on r/hoc. I was downvoted into oblivion because I shouldn't fat shame him or somehting like that.
First and last time.
>rags
>>66924553
Not going to IKEA m8, but I can get you chocolate that's better than that.
>>66924566
Don't think they'll have mämmi, but I can get you a can of surströmming
>>66924528
24pack
>>66924644
oh look a finn with a drinking problem shocker
>ctrl+f isl
>only one mention of the future stanley cup winners
what a great "hockey" thread 4chan produces
I'm going back to REDDlT
>>66924590
Someone should remind them how John Scott called some player a princess once, they would be triggered and have to flip on him saying how problematic he is. At least fixes one problem.
>>66924651
I dont have a drinking problem
>>66924651
>he doesn't have a drinking problem
>>66924651
>problem
>>66924528
Framed picture of Bud Holloway.
if LehtInen has won a cup in stars, why wouldn't LehtOnen win one?
>yfw stars win the cup
>>66924644
They only have 3,5% beer there though
>>66924638
Is it very different from our herrings? We just have it salted. Ate it yesterday. We eattons of different fisk. We even have salted herrings with mayonese, potato and beet.
>>66924590
The only time I use Reddit is to find a stream
There is LITERALLY no reason to go there for anything else, let alone read comments.
>>66924651
>problem
>>66924651
>24pack
>alcohol problem
you wouldn't even get started with that in finland, but well, what muricans know about anything
>>66924673
I'll do my best.
>>66924683
Yeah, it's fermented. So it's very different. Quite alright really if you eat it the way it should be eaten. Pickled herring is really good too.
>>66924669
WHY HAVENT AMERICANS DECLARED WAR ON ALCOHOL YET? :DDDDDDDDD
>>66923024
>pongs
>>66924651
>oroblem
If Vegas contract is approved in a few weeks, when will the expansion draft likely be?
>Seguin hurt again related to his surgery
Why did they rush him when this series is a guaranteed sweep?
Is it true that americans consider drinking a six pack 'heavy drinking'?
>>66924742
>oroblem
>>66924755
They could probably do it summer 2017 but Vegas would have to hire a GM and scouts and shit too. If that takes too long maybe they push it back.
Why was he such a bust? All the Finns said he'd be an elite center
>>66924765
Depends on the person, lightweight freshmen? Maybe
>>66924765
American beer is water.
>>66924765
Maybe six 40s
>>66924223
>my team
>his team
>her team
How much stake do you own bro?
>alcoholic finns shitting up the thread again
Don't worry guys, Monday is only 7 days away then we're clear
>>66924808
>not xis team
fucking shitlord
Post >yfw both Laine and Puljujarvi bust like Yakupov.
>>66924638
Plz open surströmming can in Pittsburgh penguins locker room
>>66924875
only the one that goes to the oilers will bust
What happened to the Canadian teams this year?
>>66924914
memed the fuck out
>Blackhawks win
>Massive fights break out in two games
>Blackhawks lose
>People shy away from fights
The answer is simple, if you want fun, the blackhawks must win.
>>66924901
>implying those stinky smelly flightless fish loving birds wouldn't love it
>>66924904
That is one gigantic mouth.
>>66924936
>The answer is simple, if you want fun, watch Tampa - Detroit
>>66924590
>tfw said the reporter between the bench is a faggot
>4 sjw's got there panties in a twist
>>66924963
the game last night was boring as fuck tho 2bh
>>66924996
>MUH CASUAL AMERICAN NEW FAN THAT NEEDS 10 GOAALS A GAME JUST STARTED WATCHING LAST YEAR MAN
>>66924963
>One good fight in the 2nd game
>One of the main provocateurs of that fight pussied out when challenged to a fight in game 3
Oh Sweden, aren't you due to be overrun with more Africans?
>>66924959
Finns are genetically closer to frogs than humans.
>>66923327
t. ass-blasted Tranpa Gay fan
>>66924996
>clots
>>66924996
--> >>66925014
tbf
>>66925029
>pussied out
When will this meme end? His hand was taped, why should he risk a suspension?
Will The Perds sweep the Cucks???
Pegga has been playing great lately hopefully he can keep that up
also post team slags
>>66925014
1 sided games arent interesting
>>66925029
>has a broken hand
>scared of one of the worst fighters in the league
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDWE8wwbSbE
tampa fans are quickly becoming the worst fans .I hope the wings win in 6 desu
>>66925121
>quickly becoming
They already were
>publix sandwiches are actually pretty good but the shitposting about them is insufferable
>>66925121
>we're bad for being mad at a goon team beating up on the lightning
dont pretend you wouldnt be pissed
>>66925081
This is relevant to my interests.
>getting mad at sandwiches
baka desu fampais
>>66925164
It's one thing to be mad, another to pull shit out of your ass
>>66925164
Quit whining tranny fucker
>@MsJenNeale_PD
>Boudreau calling out vets on penalties (i.e. Getzlaf, Perry, Perron, Garbutt)
what a shitshow
>>66925164
>Thinks the softest team in the league are a goon team
Is this your first week watching hockey?
>>66925164
>watches his first year of hockey
>cant handle playoff hockey
reddit might like a guy like you
>>66925193
>an old baby
>crying
What a shocker
>>66925188
>pull shit out of your ass
wat? im just saying that i dont like them instigating when they lose and then running away when they win. also that was my first post about this, so idk if you think im the other guy itt
>>66925218
>clots
Reddit casuals please go
>>66925200
>softest team in the league
soft =/ not gooning it up. i would say the wongs are soft as fuck, but theyre still trying to play as dirty as they can get away with. the lightning just decided to play like pussies last night and not retaliate and they got walked over for it
>>66925218
>Running away
>Hedman pretends to be not a bodypillow
>Runs away when Smith drops
post yfw the only reason a california team is making it to the second round is because two california teams are playing against eachother in the first round
>>66925218
>and then running away when they win
But who was running away? Abdelkader for having a broken hand and tape, making it against the rules for him to drop the gloves?
Because in that case then yes, it is bullshit.
>>66924808
>Being an autistic Canadian
>>66925218
Smith tried to fight the whole goddamn bench, what game were you watching?
>>66925248
And I bet you think Tranpa are clean as a whistle...
>>66925067
>>66925121
>a hairline fracture
>mum broken hand
>Needing tape
It was just an excuse so he could weasel out of the retaliation fight.
>>66925193
>perry gonna goon
>uses up his superstar no penalty shield after committing 4 penalties in first 3 minutes and gets 2 straight goon calls
wew bettman has ended his love for southern california. literally nothing can stop us now
>>66925312
Haha. Holy shit you're full of it
>Tranpa Bay
Is this the dank new meme? Anybody have the screencap that started this off?
>>66924808
>he doesn't place bets on his team for every game so he can unironically refer to the team as his/her/theirs/otherpronouns
thought you canucks were supposed to be real fans
>>66925284
he got held into the bench, not tried to fight the whole bench
>>66925295
last game they were until the end and they paid for it. maybe they should start gooning it up from the beginning just like detoilet
>>66925312
>Thinks Abby is 2scared to fight Brian "never won a fight in his life" Boyle
can we post puppers pls?
>>66925335
you think thats a dank new meme?
bet you laugh at the make donald drumpf again too
I see the Goonville Preds needed massive refpuck to beat the ducks last night
>>66925335
>Literally trying to be that /int/ posting Canadian
Yea fuck off.
>the butt blasted sphincter stressed booty bothered city of tranpa bay
Friendly reminder that exactly 1 year ago today, McDavids' promising hockey career was destroyed when he learned that none other than the Oilers received the first overall draft pick.
press F to pay respects
>>66925349
He clearly was, otherwise he would have taped his hand to create the excuse then go cry to the ref.
>>66925362
>>66925380
You aren't gonna ruse me, you filthy tranny.
>>66925371
this isn't even good bait at this point
>>66925389
>H-he's a pussy
>won't even fight boyle
Floridians know so little about hockey they don't even know how suspensions work.
Mad as fuck blunden got beat the fuck out of after him and paquette jumped on abby.
>clots
Literally a free shutout for Mrazek every game he plays.
>>66925338
Yeah we are but I'm not some pretentious cocksucker because of a team I chose to cheer for.
>hur dur kiss my ring bitch
>implying you contributed in any way
>>66925432
Because it's not bait
>>66925437
>implying he didnt intentionally tape it up so he had a free pass to puss out since he knew he had a target on his head
>>66923327
>wayne gretzky never fought
>>66925462
>Boudreau outright says his dirty players are being themselves
>you: "t-the refs are out to get us"
POOL PARTY
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>>66925335
>tranpa bay
>clots
>>66925483
>he will never be the face of the NHL because he has a face even pacifist monks want to punch
>>66925483
fuck off reddit
>>66925466
This is such a fucking reach, the delusion oozes out of this post.
>>66925482
They refs weren't making any calls for the Ducks when the Goonville Preds where gooning up
>>66925393
>>66925466
>Tranpa fans literally this delusional
>Anything to make their precious Smurfs look anything but assblasted
>mcdonagh back
>pongs
>>66925508
The Preds literally did nothing wrong
>>66925514
>McDonagh
>not overrated
Pick one
Someone pls post webm of Abby bloodying Blunden
>Tranpa Gay
Dank af desu
>>66925529
>implying he doesnt carry the >rags defense
>>66925531
He didn't bloody him though, that happened when Blunden headbutted Fagette when they were both trying to go for him. I'll make a webm anyway.
>>66925514
>mcdoughnut
Rags only hope is Lundpads going full meme mode or the pens full spaghetti. The rest of the >rags roster is irrelevant l.
>>66925507
paquette literally said he expected retaliation on abby after game 2, so its a safe assumption abby knew he would have something coming
lads
>>66925559
Is that supposed to be impressive? The only competent defender is yandle. The rest are over the hill retards. In no way shape or form is McDonagh a #1 defenseman.
>>66925607
switch Montreal for Edmonton and it's plausible
>>66925616
best I can do
>>66925607
RIGGED
Preds are a dirty goon team
>>66925672
>cucks
Post you're are face when the Chicago Blackhawks defeat the St. Louis Blues in six(6) games.
>>66925531
Here ya go
>>66925529
considering he has to play for two players, he's decent
>>66925685
>yfw not even refpuck can save the blackhawks
>>66925708
>mfw some canacuck keeps shitposting about "refpuck" but cant point to a single(1)(one) unfair call in the Hawks' favor
>>66925687
Tranpa are so cunty they actually managed to annoy resident chill guy Broadway Brad.
Abdellkader is a uncivilized chimp nigger
>las vegas expansion confirmed?
http://sinbin.vegas/source-las-vegas-nhl-expansion-franchise-confirmed-announcement-in-may/
>>66925761
>more tranpa gay whining
>>66925751
he slashed sustr which started all that.
Anaheim Ducks Fans are cuckholds and also smelly stinky beaners
>>66925795
jesus shes a monster
>tranpa gay
Glad people are finally realizing they are the worst posters and turning on them
>>66925810
She's got that Kay Panabaker smile
>>66925810
>>66925795
Nashville Inbredators.
>>66925748
>mfw blackhawks fans only surface when the playoffs start
>tfw big games tonight but class at 9 AM tomorrow and too much work to do
can never watch west coast playoff games
>>66925848
You think up that all by yourself, Redddit?
>>66925878
>that flag
good, go watch povertyball
>>66925874
In /hoc/ yeah, otherwise they stay in their game threads spamming anime pictures and talking about how 3d women are disgusting.
>>66925874
>mfw you dont even have the ability to bandwagon a canadian playoff team
>>66925890
>r-r-r-red-d-dit-t-t
>>66925848
>UK saying anything about looks
At least she has all of her teeth
>>66925890
Yes.
>>66925778
Well done, Captain Obvious.
I miss Canada
Nashville Inbredators is fucking hilarious ! Thanks based finnbro
Lmao kek
>>66925938
>yfw I know more about any team than you do your own
>>66926073
How can one frog be so bombed?
>>66926073
>Boston
Why did you fail me? Why did you have to choke out of the playoffs?
>>66926134
So the retards in charge of the ice red sox can fire the coach and expedite the downward spiral.
>>66926127
>>66926134
reilly smith is leading the playoff scoring race atm.
Allahu Akbar
Abdul'qadir
>>66925848
>island full of incest calling others inbreds.
Do you even know where you live.... oh that's right, you must be moohamed.
>>66926170
looks like a couple monkeys trying to hump a football to me
>>66926198
>hockey is trying to steal the handegg demographic by having men pile up on the ice
it makes sense now
>>66926163
stars fan here. we should have thrown in someone else with that seguin-eriksson trade
I DON'T WANT MY TEAM TO LOSE IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR I FUCKING HATE HOCKEY STOP FUCKING BEING MEAN TO ME
>>66926208
>handegg is black men in spandex piling on the lanklet white guy who throws the egg
>The Homosex Federation of the United States
>>66926109
Wow, im so impressed. Your vast wealth of knowledge must keep you busy during the long off-season.
>>66924521
Just as fucked as they were in game 1.
>>66926158
>mfw don "the madman" sweeney becomes both coach and gm of the broons
>>66926194
>Teehee Bongland is full sand niggers
Yeah, alright, Pedro.
>>66925890
Predditors
>>66926194
TRIGGERED
>>66926267
It feels nice to actually know what I'm talking about. But if you enjoy a team that you can't even name 5 players from, more power to you.
Ask me anything rudimentart questions about the sport and I'll gladly help a rookie out :)
>tfw the Predators will win the Stan Lee Cup.
This is the official list of flags that should be allowed to post on /hoc/
>USA
>Canada
>Finland
>Sweden
>Norge
>Kiwi
>>66926374
Okay, within the next two minutes give me the names for the first lines for every central division team currently still in the playoffs. Keep in mind you're on the clock, so don't bother trying to Google it. If you're as good as you say (you aren't) it should be no problem to type that all out and post within the time given.
>>66925274
>implying a California team won't win it all
>>66926374
>being this pathetic
I suppose when your team cant beat anyone at hockey you resort to beating up strawmen instead.
>>66926436
>Shorks
>>66926420
Finland hasn't even won Olympic gold.
I'm new to hockey can someone explain the play offs to me
Also I think I support the blues is that a fag team
>>66926420
Fuck Sweden tbqh
>>66926299
that would bring me immeasurable happiness.
hey... goals in, goals out.
>clots
>>66926436
I'm not implying, I'm flat out telling you it'll never happen. The Pacific Division is where dreams go to die.
>>66926450
I usually like Sweden. There are some that are way too salty and retarded, but theres a couple bro-tier Swedes.
>>66926420
>Finland
>Norge
>Kiwi
'no'
>>66926449
They're not a 'fag' team but they're neither great nor terrible. Very middle of the road. Sometimes they play amazingly and are a treat to watch, others they get shutout 5-0 and just look like shit on the ice.
>tranpa
>>66926501
They are the wongs of the west, now that the wongs are in the east.
>>66926432
Wow you sure showed him.
>>66926450
this
>>66926524
>Binland
>>66926447
Yeah but they're the best shitposters
Also fuck sweden, every swede is fucking unbearable
>>66926483
There is literally just two of us
all white ppl do is listen to the killers and mow their lawns and watch hockey
>>66926544
which one are you
>>66924534
>tfw Modano-Hull-Lehtinen will never play for the Stars again
>>66926551
yeah so?
>>66926436
Donskoi has been getting btfo, he gets leveled every night. he won't even be alive next season
>>66926551
whats wrong with the killers
>>66926563
decent checking line
Who is the best Canadian goalie of all time?
>>66926521
Could have been worse. I could have asked him how many Canadian teams are in this year's playoffs.
>>66926544
Well you're both awful then
>>66926551
I prefer Action Bronson and I don't have a lawn to mow. But yeah I watch hockey and I shitpost all day.
>>66926555
not the other guy
>>66926544
Tampa and Detroit?
Official cup winning reaction ranking
>based tier
caps
stars
sharks
wings
blues
preds
panthers
islanders
>meh tier
flyers
wild
pens
rags
ducks
>fuck that tier
kongs
tampa
hawks
>>66926544
>imblying
There are at least two of you in most wongs gamethreads, and I know at least four or five other teams have a swedish cuck on hand at all times.
>>66926588
Wayne gretzky
>>66926449
>16 out of 30 teams qualify
>Four rounds
>Need four wins to move on to next round
>Have to win 16 games total for Stan Lee Cup
And I wouldn't call the Blues a fag team. Someone will, but whatever.
>>66926588
Patrick Roy
>>66926588
kevin weekes
>>66926599
>when americans eat finnish propaganda like it's burgers
>>66926608
That's about right
>tranpa gay """""fans""""" btfo
>>66926598
Man I really wish Canadian teams were in the playoffs this year. We've had nothing to cheer for lately.
>>66926601
>le fat "chef" rapper
>>66926609
>There are at least two of you in most wongs gamethreads
Are you sure?
>>66926607
no im not tampa
tampa or detroit used to be regular
im the other guy
>>66926603
you sound like the faggot one then
>>66926629
He's one of my all time favs, few things can bring me as much joy as the memory of this night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKeTho0bkvs
>>66926624
4 wins against different teams
So the blues need to win one more to go to round 2?
Thanks lad based af
>>66926649
you lost to a bunch of gooks this year
>>66926649
>Olympics
>relevant
Pick one, senpai.
>>66926665
I dont want to offend your expertise on faggots and faggotry, but you are mistaken again
>>66926662
I'm still pretty regular.
What's your team then?
>>66926665
Rude
>>66926669
No, they need to win two. The series is 2-1 in the Blues' favour.
>>66926571
>I watched one sharks game: the post
That's literally the only hard hit he's taken all season, and he got right back up. His possession skills for a rookie, and someone of his size are severely underrated, especially his play on the boards and his passing through tight windows.
He already plays on the sharks 2nd line because he works well with couture and ward but leaguewide he'll be a solid 2nd line forward within 3-5 years.
>>66926669
Blues only have two wins so far.
https://www.nhl.com/stanley-cup-playoffs
>>66926668
Every goalie can have a shit night.
>>66926608
>wings
how many unique swede and Finn posters are there realistically?
t. Tom
>>66926658
Yes. One of you doesn't drink, and the other one (and all the other burgers) got mad at us.
>>66926655
Yeah he's got that thing going to draw in the hipster demographic. What drew me in though was Rare Chandeliers. Alchemist was on point and the whole thing was excellent. The Blue Chips stuff took some time to warm up to, but I learned to appreciate it.
I laughed at the Pitchfork review of RC when the beta male reviewing it said the Blue Chips stuff is fun but the RC stuff sounds gritty and it makes him feel like taking Bronson's offensive statements seriously. Reminds me of the reviews Paul's Boutique got in the 80s.
>>66926705
I like Swedish players
>>66926690
>it's irrelevant because we have no chance of winning
Americans, everyone.
>>66926754
Do you count just the swede posters or the bulls they're prepping as well?
>>66926754
7-8. Like 3 Swedes and the rest are bins
>>66926792
>clots
>tranpa
When the Kings win this series can you even call it a comeback?
>>66926765
Well, I drink and I don't remember getting mad and someone because they don't.
Oh well, I guess it doesn't really matter.
>>66926781
Fair enough
>>66926792
>tranpa bumbaclot bay
>>66926824
No, I'll just call it what it is; a dream.
>>66926754
There is Detroit Swede, Tampa Swede and me
>>66926864
Which one is the one who posts the unfunny Nylander edits?
>>66926864
Which one is the Nylander one
>>66926864
are you rags swede?
>>66926781
Who's your favorite?
>>66926792
you're the tranny bruins fan. go and stay go
>>66926864
>rags
>>66926884
>unfunny
>>66926884
that's not me
i post >kneelander
>>66926890
Forsberg, Lundqvist
>>66926888
Pro-lundqvist
>>66926884
sweden can't into memes
>>66926884
>>66926887
Not the Detroit one.
>>66926884
I'll bet my entire fortune of potatoes it's the rags one
>>66926953
>Forsberg
Peter or Fil?
>>66926887
i just post proofs on how much the finns are shit at hockey
filip forsberg is a scrub lol
>>66926801
lot more finns than 5 here
why is this thread going to fast? dont you all have jobs?
I'm sorry for being such a casual and sounding retarded, but I've watched hockey on and off for a few years, (usually just my team and the playoffs) how do you guys have a clear understanding of who's a good player? Hockey just moves so fast and it seems like such a clusterfuck where so much is based on luck. It's fun to watch and all that but I can't really talk knowledgeably about it. A player's value seems harder to quantify in hockey
http://www.eurolanche.com/article.php?id=3205
You have both Russian and Finish passport. Do you feel more Russian or Finish?
I feel more Finnish of course. I was born in Finland and grew up here. I have everything from Finland. In Russia I speak Russian of course but that’s all.
>>66927005
Not that regularly post
>>66926969
no i have never done that
>>66927032
like any sport, over time you can just tell based on positioning
but it's mostly memes on /hoc/
>>66926730
I've watched both of their playoff games, I grantee you tonight he'll get nailed
>>66927032
>how do you guys have a clear understanding of who's a good player
in most cases it depends on the player's nationality
Filip forseberg is a dirty piece of shit
>>66927032
Not really. Just watch where that player is on the ice relative to the puck, and not just when they have possession. Watch how they set up plays or disrupt their opponent's plays. How fast and how agile is their skating, how clean are their hits, etc.
why does /hoc/ seem way more shitpost-y this season. is it because smuk left and all the memes died?
>>66927098
>>66927002
here are your (You)'s
>>66927017
>jobs
>at 21:51
>>66926563
>>66926581
>tfw no Zubov.
>>66927098
his hits are clean m8, git gud
>>66927120
It's the playoffs so s4s tier content is not needed.
>>66926608
>wings
third most boring possible outcome behind kongs and hawks
>>66927098
You ain't playing dirty you ain't trying
If you're a cuck fan than you're a hypocrite because you employ Perry, Kesler, and Perron, three of the dirtiest faggots in the NHL
>>66927120
Shitty /nfl/ fags glory hounding their hockey teams. They brought their pleb-tier memes with them.
>>66927185
how come the americans at /nfl/ are tripfags and the americans here are not?
>>66927032
You just have to watch more games. You will start to see who has more of an impact when you understand player positioning better.
Is /hoc/ the only general on /sp/ not dominated by retarded reddit-tier tripfags?
>>66927158
there wasnt much s4s content during the regular season either. 2bh im looking forward to the offseason. i hope smuk comes back, i know hes still here but hes too stubborn to put his name on
>>66927211
pretty much, the tripfags we do have rarely post. it's possible to go for three or so threads without seeing one
>>66927211
There were some before but they got BTFO by stalkers.
>>66927198
>>66927211
assuming someone is a fan of a particular team is funnier that needing to be correct
>>66927211
Nice try chubs
>>66927214
>wanting namefags
>>66927211
yes as they cannot handle >rags posting, clip art animals, and sandwiches
the power of memes will keep us safe
>>66927288
Im worried the memes are dying. What happens on the day when memes cease to exist?
Tell me /hoc/, how frigging cute is this young man?
>>66927098
Stay mad, Analslime Cuck.
>>66927306
So do finns
>>66927306
dont talk like that fampai
>>66927306
As long as there is a single Finn that breathes, the memes will live on.
>>66927312
he looks cute in orange and blue
>>66927345
You mongolcucks have not came up with a single meme.
All of them stolen from sweden
>>66927374
Another one bites the BUST
>>66927451
meme 4 u
>>66927451
The memes were spread to finland through the fennoswedes.
Memes are acutally fennoswede invention
>>66927510
In Finnish, the word for meme is actually
minääminää, but as the Fennoswedes are the overlords, the word meme spread to the general finngolian population
>>66927451
Kek
Stay jelly little Swede.
You will never EVER reach the same meme production levels as Finland.
Even if we are burned to the ground with nuclear fire we will still out meme you.
Go make your ABBAs and Ikeas. It's what you're good at.
>>66923024
>Stanle Ycup
Official cup winning reaction ranking
>based tier
caps
sharks
blues
preds
panthers
>meh tier
stars
islanders
wild
>fuck that tier
flyers
pens
wings
ducks
>rags
kongs
hawks
>>66927510
Just like anything "finnish"
There is always a swede behind everything.
>>66926787
>Winter Olympics
>relevant
The real Olympics are this year, should be interesting
>>66927537
As the finnish heritage disease started to kill of a lot of finns, many moved to Sweden such as Puljujärvi's father and mother.
As you can see on his face, he has defects.
Finnish heritage diseases have severly affected the finnish populations ability to perform, especially in their adopted and favourite national sport: Hockey.
Of the finnish heritage diseases are Suffoco In Finales. A well documented example of this particular strand of the finnish heritage disease can be found here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdYIHjYPq2w
here's the summary (abstract) for those short on time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAF_jwuyR4s
>>66927610
nice meme
How will the FINNISH the season?
I'll see myself out.
Niggers
>>66927659
Based donskoi will score all 4 gwgs in the based sharks 4-0 sweep over the least
>>66927679
Which Swede are you?
>>66927659
delete
>>66927582
obvious caps fan detected
>>66927701
King of /hoc/
>>66927736
>obvious caps fan
>not a caps fan
Lel
>>66927747
That explains your lack of rings
It's raining, wind is bashing against the windows
Living alone, putting on another episode of another tv show
Watching it while keeping an eye on /hoc/ and its bad memes
No hockey tonight, have to be up early tomorrow
No beers either, saving them for the weekend
A game tomorrow though, always something
Then do it all over again
Such is life
>>66927747
2bh youre my favorite swede
>>66927763
>>NOT BEING A FAN OF CAPS
>>66927782
That's still not me faggot
>>66927782
good banter
>>66927803
I wouldn't mine the caps winning desu. They're fun to watch
>tfw tampa - detroit will go to 7 and they both kill eachother
>>66927966
>kitties get a bye to the ecf
>>66926381
>culturally appropriating wongs irl memes
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>66925570
>Tranpa is so ass blasted that their guy got bloodied they dont realise their own player caused it
>>66927808
We are one
You are me
I am you
>>66928144
Live togehter in perfect harmony
God damn Swedes are fags. Can't wait til your country is in burned down
ANDRA SIDAN ÄR NI KLARA
>>66928123
They're all Canadian sympathizers.
>>66928063
>"That's not smart from (Abdelkader)," Paquette added. "When there's a guy laying on the ice like that, you respect your opponent."
>tranpa
>clots
>>66928262
>disrespectful amerifats
>>66928262
>Tyrone just came out of jail and the first thing he does is shitpost on 4chan
Get lost
>>66927798
>literally uses tfw
One of us?
>>66928340
CAN'T ZAZZ
>>66928340
Abdelkader is a pussy. Keep making excuses for him.
>>66923024
Great thread, canuckfam.
>>66928431
Whatever you say tranny lover
>this thread is melting
>time for Zamboni
>>66928479
4-5 posts left, wait for it...
>>66923024
>two goalies
>one cup
sweeds in charge of int-posting again
>>66928545
>swedes and finns
can we get some danes and norwegians in here for a change? i feel you're underrepresented.
>>66928597
>>66928597
>>66928597
newlander
>>66928456
Okay, octopussy
>>66928766
>Mad that 2 guys jumped abby and he got out and fucked the guy up
>mad at smart decisions
Tranpa bay everybody.
>>66926649
