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All shitposters to the penalty box
SJ:Joe Pavelski leads Sharks with G, A in win
SJ:Martin Jones stops 26, Sharks take 2-0 lead
DAL:Benn scores as Stars take 2-0 series lead
DAL:Roussel scores bizarre goal in Stars' win
WAS:Backstrom scores, assists twice in Caps' win
WAS:Holtby shines with 41 saves; Caps up 2-0
DAL:Tyler Seguin returns for Game 2 vs Wild
NYR:Derick Brassard has three pts in Game 2 win
PIT:Evgeni Malkin will play in Game 2 vs. NYR
PIT:Jeff Zatkoff will start Game 2 vs. NYR
LA:Marian Gaborik (knee) cleared to play
NYR:Henrik Lundqvist (eye) starts Game 2 vs. PIT
>kongs
reminder that flyers will sweep in 6
Stinky smellys on suicide watch
>actually thinking shit louis can win
bloos fans on suicide watch
Is Seguin a homosexual?
6th for why are sunbelt fans so dogshit
>still crying about a fight in a hockey game
>>66899028
>but they could still whoop your ass up and down the ice
lmao
>>66898739
That must've been a hell of a fight to stuff the sin bins that full.
>>66898899
>>66898911
>>66898955
noice streak tsekd
sharks in 5 t b h fám
>Finland
Why do they post here, they suck dick at hockey.
>>66899147
Just a bunch of shoving. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur6d1tv4kVk
>>66899315
Well shit, if you're gonna go that far, might as well just drop the gloves and get after 'em. That was kinda lame.
>>66899364
That's what you the Red Wings exist for.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRh91aId_L4
This is some awesome playoff hockey
Enjoy these teams this year, cap hit will destroy them all next year
>>66899288
just to piss you off :)))
>>66899376
Now that's a better fight. Nothing like whacking your opponent's stick out of his hands to get things started.
>Abdelkader wailing away at the guy he's pinned down
Unlike that pansy-ass jersey clenching, this is a better way to ensure your punches hit their mark.
>TB absolutely DOES NOT TOUCH the DET gear still on the ice
Somehow, I don't think there's any love lost between these two teams. When did the bad blood start, I wonder?
Is this some of the best playoffs in recent history? All the games have been pretty entertaining.
Who ya got for Bloos v Cawks?
I'm feeling pretty confident that the Hawks will win that series, if only because the Blues seem to be deathly afraid of playoff success
>>66899675
fuck off
>>66899692
Assblasted >kongs fan detected
>>66899692
>Kongs
>>66899743
you mean blues
detroit is gonna be the first team out this year
>mfw the Hawks win tonight
>>66898899
>Sweep in 6
I remember when sweeping meant something.
>>66899792
you gonna need help from your zebra daddies this time too?
>>66899792
only if teuvo scores hattrick
dubs prove
>>66899950
crawford dubs confirm shutout
>>66899792
Dubs and chiraq wins because of refpuck again
will both of the stinky smelly teams get BTFO in the first round?
Is there a more based manlet in the league?
>>66899692
>Spencer
>Kongs
>>66899977
lehterä will not let that happen
counter dubs
>>66900025
go away fuk_ponek
>>66900007
>Nashville or sjs will be in the wcf
HYPE
>>66900025
Nah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Byemrh6kJMI
>>66900072
Wongs fan desu, I just love the little norwegian fella.
>>66900025
FUCK OFF HORSEFUCKER
>>66900097
based thoresen. The true viking.
>>66900147
fuck off back to /mlp/
>>66899904
>refpuck
shut up faggot
>>66900232
nice filename quick and to the point
>>66900232
Draisaitl + Laine = Bettman btfo
DYNASTY
Y
N
A
S
T
Y
Can't wait for these Chicago """""""""""""""fans"""""""""""" to go back to cuckhoop or boreswing when they get btfo
>>66900295
aryan gods coming to save the dedmonton
Rate home town of Yakupov.
>Tatarstan republic
>46% tatars, 46% Russkies, 1% hohols.
>105k men
>119k women
>biggest baptised tatar community in Tatarstan.
>>66900323
i hope they lose just so I dont have to print their stupid 8 color logo at work
>>66900358
They won't make a full run, but it's not the bloos that will end it
>>66900358
>>66900477
Who can stop us? The Shorks? Dullass?
You certainly aren't suggesting that a Leastern team could beat the hawks, are you?
>>66900477
Depends on the refpuck
>>66899609
Lighting felt Abdelkader continuing to pound Blunden's face even has his arm were pinned in the scum was dirty and said it's possible there would be retaliation in the next game.
>>66900402
looks like sim city
>>66900402
I didn't know there were pictures of Russia without snow covering everything
>>66900505
Most likely a beaner team.
We'll still meme all over dallas but our production is garbage and the third line isn't the amazing one they had last year.
All these BASEDhawks haters. Eat shit and go back to soccer and reddit, you queers.
Why is /hoc/ so fanny flustered over the hawks. Mad you don't have a dynasty like we do? Its OK you can go back to your pathetic memes once Toews is done lifting the cup, again.
>>66900500
lel this butthurt jew is back
>last name King
>plays for the L.A. Kings
>isn't actually a king
Kek, why is L.A. So gay?
Finland is the greatest hockey country in modern era
Retweet to agree, fav to disagree
>>66900402
Grass is shit.
No swimming pools.
No recreation outside areas.
No parking lots.
No picnic tables.
>Gorbachev's paradise. Bejaltz.
>>66900598
Anon retweeted this
>>66900383
Saving the Oilers one dead Mongolian at a time.
>>66900402
Yakupov has a great work ethic and attitude despite a shitty situation. I'd imagine the people of this town have the same character traits.
I hate the kings, but I really want to see the shorks shork another 3-0 series lead
>>66900611
Carpathian Forest kicks ass.
>>66898739
Is that a Thrashers jersey lel
>>66900598
retwee
>>66900635
oy vey
>>66900568
Yeah Analheim might be able to, if they can even beat Trashville lmao
>Tim Peel reffing the hawks/bloos
>>66900709
Really? Fuckkkingvshit here comes the refpuck
>>66900706
is a nudda holocaust!
>>66900709
haha blues should just forfeit the game already.
>>66900571
You're only a dynasty if you win this year
>>66900749
>mad his team isnt a DYNASTY
>>66899880
Welcome new friend
>yfw the kongs win this year, stomping out the shithawks """""""""""""dynasty"""""""""""""
>>66900709
>Tim Peel
Who is this man and if he is so awful how is he allowed to ref a playoff game?
>>66900802
gotta get past the shorks first m8
>kongs
>winning
Pick 1
>>66900771
The wings are the closest thing to a dynasty from 1990-2010
>>66900815
Oh I know they won't but if they did it'd be hilarious to see the shitcongo butthurt
>>66900824
JIDF shill pls
>sharks
THEY DO IT 4-3
>>66900861
>spencer
>this buttmad jew
>>66900834
>hawks making WCF
I'd be satisfied with that tbqfwy
I wonder how tight San Jose will play in game 4 if they go up 3-0
>>66900824
Fuck off Gary
>IT WAS 3-0
>flyers
literally the only team to get swept
Who can stop us?
>>66901026
>rags
how will /hoc/ react when shorks sweep everyone on their way to the stan Lee?
>>66901035
anyone not named the mild
>>66900845
>>66900922
No but seriously if The Fuhrer ever graced us with his presence and saw your unfunny meme he'd tell you to take your shit to 9gag.
>>66901059
I'd rather you just go there instead
>>66901039
meh
You're going to a playoff game this year, right /hoc/?
>>66901039
/hoc/ would never recover
spencer would take pride in being a stinky smelly
Shittysoda would have to give their title as the """""state of hockey"""" to CA
Kippers would admit to being a chink jani
>>66901059
Sure thing Herschel
>>66901132
n-no... ;_;
>thrashers
I still miss the lads
>>66901132
I'm sure you'll know if a tripfag is going since they'll cheer against their own team to use their tickets.
which one?
Where is Mark Savard, comrades?
>>66901277
left>center>right
Also, dubs checked.
>>66901282
Hanging out with Carmen Sandiego?
>>66901073
Why? Your undank memes would be a hit there. Lots of other 16 year olds for you to get upboats from.
>>66901162
>Oy vey, this goy doesn't like my memes! Anudda shoah!
>>66901026
>Mild
>Detoilet
>>66901438
>they figured it out
>better p-pretend I'm not Jewish
Nice try Goldstein
Next time try not to be so mad at memes
>>66901026
>kongs
>cucks
>bloos
>>66901277
To flat for my taste
Chances the electric company fixes the transformer that just blew outside my house before the cawks bluse game starts?
I'm thinking 25% and that might be a little high.
>mason
>canadian goaltending
>>66901683
Not that anon, but this one's too plastic for my taste. Got anyone that's in between?
>>66901277
Was gonna say right for those hips but the nigger bellybutton turned me off. I'm going left.
>>66900025
What is Frodo doing in the NHL?
>>66901719
Not anything I can post without getting banned.
I like fake tits, but you got to treat them like works of art, great for looking at, but not for touching.
>>66901650
>mad at memes
You're mistaken. I just want you guys to apply yourselves. Call it constructive criticism. The Fuhrer would be disappointed with your nigger tier 9gag memes.
>>66901819
Fair enough. I prefer real tits, but I've seen some fake ones that look good. Most ice girls tend to be real, though maybe some do have fake tits.
>>66901859
shut the fuck up you annoying faggot you get upset at everything and think youre captain of the internet
Fingers crossed
>>66901890
He's cute
>>66901910
Lmao
>>66901910
Rude
Ducks will beat the Goonville Predators tonight
3-0 coming tonight
>>66901785
>this is a 10 in st. lewis
>>66901941
>mad at penises
>>66901890
>sweden
>detoilet
she's been blacked, m8
>>66901890
>Nathalie
>>66901886
>the amount of rectal ragnarok in this post
>>66901277
middle
checked
>>66902018
Not that anon, but I expect neo-Nazi fuhrer-lovers such as you would know just what rectal Ragnarok is like.
>>66902018
after all this I bet youre an anglo anyway
>>66901860
The make or break for me is how much sag a woman has since my preference is towards perky. Although you have some really competent surgeons out there who can do a breast augmentation and make them still look and feel natural.
Pic keeping this /hoc/ related.
>>66901859
>he is still this butthurt
bettman pls go
Predict tonight's games /hoc/:
Blues @ Blackhawks
Lightning @ Red Wings
Panther @ Islanders
Predators @ Ducks
Speaking of tits. Is this the only thing Canucks fans are good for other than burning down their own city after every playoff run?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmDtEgqDd-Y
>>66902585
>Cucks
>Wongs
>Kitties
>Cucks
>>66902585
Blackcocks via intense refpuck
Wongs get their only win of the series
Panthers crush the Isles and drive away in the car
Perds meme all over the cucks
>>66902625
>The Ducks win twice
Less being stupid and more BUILD WALL Mexico.
>>66902585
Bloose
Islels
Blots
Cucks
why are finns so uggo?
>>66902653
>Being THIS new
>>66902653
You do know nashville won game 1 right.
Stupid nigger
is Kippers white?
>>66902720
Kippers is a 14 yr old Asian twink
>>66902692
>>66902682
>Cucks
>Wongs
>Kitties
>Cucks
I see the Ducks there twice
Mexico BTFO again.
>>66902625
>cucks twice
try again paco
>>66902585
Bloos
Bolts
Cats
Cats
>>66902585
Cocks
Clots
Cats
Cuacks
>>66902585
Bloos 2-1
Bolts 3-1
Cats 5-3
Perds 2-0
>>66902995
bretty gud but I do think the wongs will get their only win today
Is kippers actually a girl or am i being memed?
>>66903061
>smuk_butt.png 25kb
>>66903061
just assume everyone is a guy till proven otherwise
>>66903061
>DegenerateRedditImage1231.jpeg
>>66903077
its 98kb you illiterate finn
>>66902585
0 - 3 Hawks
6 - 3 Lightning
2 - 1 Panthers
5 - 1 Preds
>>66903112
I hope the jackets win the cup while torts is coach
>>66903097
>>66903077
Sorry guys your not welcome here
>>66903137
>Reddit shitposter gets called out
>N-n-n-no you are the redditard!
Hue
>>66900529
They shouldn't start it if they don't want it finished
>>66903137
kill yourself
>>66903156
Enough. You HAVE to go back.
>>66903350
Putting your stick in a guy's face probably would count as starting it
>>66903407
If they can do it to Datsyuk, take out his teeth, and collect a free refpuck for it what's the big deal if >we do it?
who /panthers / here
>>66903464
Here senpai
>>66903443
That was definitely a bad call sure, but that doesn't mean Richards didn't start it
r/hockey is a legit sub
>2pm start
for what reason?
>>66903550
word, it's lacking in ERP tho
>>66903580
It's Sunday
If more people are busy they won't be able to see the refpuck
>>66903580
Memes
>>66903580
yuro friendly time
>>66903580
because muh least coast markets
>>66903580
finland is a big market and bettman knows it.
>>66903464
im /barkov/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSKs72AtAo4
Hawks vs Blues stream here in 15 minutes
>>66900814
he blames his badness on him getting paired up with inexperienced refs a lot and I guess they believe him
>>66903629
Why would we want a game at 2-3pm? I'm still waking up at that time
>>66903591
elite
l
i
t
e
>>66903724
Worse when games start at 12pm. At least it means I get to watch hockey and shitpost all day and don't have to look for something else to do.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
because 789
>>66903780
truly elite finnish humor
>>66903724
Don't ask me, least coast teams are the ones that are always scheduling shitty afternoon games.
>>66903780
At least you tried. Stop trying.
>>66903845
Ah the Canadian playoff tactic. Truly a staple of their hockey culture
>Detoilet
My body is ready for the Ducks to handle Goonville Preds today
>>66903875
>Clots
>>66903780
Top fucking lel
>>66903922
this
>>66903906
Plz win so Disney owl
>>66903914
> down 0-2
> bout to get swept
> Nigwings
>>66903914
Soon to be 3-0 friendo.
>>66903906
Forsberg is going to kill Fowler next
>>66904007
you'll get a Publix owl and you'll like it
>>66904013
I don't really care as long as I see some more violence. More whining from Tampa players to the media for casuals like you to parrot would make this a fucking great series.
>>66904067
Pretty sure Blunden didn't even care. He said something along the lines of "shit happens" although it sounds like some of the other players are planning on getting even.
>>66903780
lmao
>>66904067
Blunden said he thought it was great playoff hockey. Only people that keep complaining are Detoilet fans.
>>66904096
>"That's not smart from their guy," Paquette told reporters afterward. "When there's a guy laying on the ice like that, you respect the opponent."
Daily reminder that any team without a two-syllable name is subhuman and the "Let's go X" chant is cringeworthy.
>>66904131
pierre u freak
>>66904166
All american chants are "LETS GO X"
Except the legendary WILD football hooligans of Seattle
>>66904122
Paquette is also the one who said he plans on getting even
>>66904166
but two-syllable teams cant do the airhorn
>mashinter
how do you justify this
>>66904221
He might want to consider some boxing lessons first.
http://www.mlive.com/redwings/index.ssf/2010/07/red_wings_justin_abdelkader_ta.html
>>66900529
T b h abdelkader (pbuh) will fuck up anyone on the blots team. I just hope he does it in a timely manner.
>post yfw the shithawks win with bettpuck
>>66898739
>all shitposters to the penalty box
>no dank memes photoshopped in
You disappoint me /hoc/
>>66904131
is he smelling toew's stick?
>>66904166
>and the "Let's go X" chant is cringeworthy.
That's why you use "GO X GO". The real bad teams are the ones that aren't plural like Avalanche, Lightning and Wild. Those are WNBA tier
>>66904209
>>66904222
"Let's Go X X, clap-clap-clapclapclap"" is superior, which is why you need two syllables. Air horn is shit tier.
>>66904330
This guy gets it.
>>66904298
>Putting memes in your OP
>ISHYGDDT
>>66904245
>getting even means fighting
>>66904363
If he wants to get even by outplaying the wings it goes without saying so far.
> tfw Detoliet fans going to cry when they get swept so they cheer on their team to chimp out like nigs
fucking nerds everyone
>>66904330
>>66904349
>ameridumbs have two chants to choose from
Jesus Elliotte Friedman got fat
I remember him crying about getting anti semetic comments on the Steve Autism podcast
>wongs
>rags
>Canada
>>66904393
>mfw Tampa cucks think they're gonna make it to the finals, let alone beat the West, when they can't even take some physical banter from the least physical team in the league
BASED EMRICK AND PIERRE. HATERS CAN FUCK OFF.
>>66904421
Cry? Nah, we're used to disappointment anon. You really don't get it. It's always when it seems like it's going to be easy that it comes too. I watched the Sens shut out the fucking laffs on Hockey Night In Canada for their entire country to see, then I went to see Detroit do the same to them and instead was met with serious disappointment. One single goal that was pushed over the line by the fucking player's skate.
So no, don't think that I'm going to cry if >we get swept. Injured Tampa team should have rang as many alarm bells as bees posting "too easy" with 2 minutes left in a one goal game that we're leading.
>>66904301
>smells like hand lotion
>>66904510
>west
There's like 2 good western teams. All the good teams are in the east this year
>>66904451
We've got the best chant in the world t b h
https://youtu.be/4Dt4iJgezqU
>chinigs have no respect for the anthem
>>66904670
I agree, but most western teams bring the hits all game, as does Washington, so how Tampa gays think they'll make it past that is beyond me.
>>66904670
West:
San Jose
LA
Chicago
St Louis
Nashville
East:
Florida
...
Flyers are ELITE
>>66903906
you niggers are the ones with the goons.
>>66904820
Elite chokers
>>66904813
>LA
LMAOING AT YOUR LIFE
>>66904930
LA is setting up the reverse sweep, just you wait
>refpuck already
Shocking
huutista bluusseille
>>66904771
>muh tradition
>>66904771
It's a city full of welfare niggers and leftists, of course they'd have no respect for their country
Why are the finnish posters here so shit?
>>66905650
I appreciate them. They're a lot less obnoxious than Canadians.
>>66905650
stop posting
>>66905692
And certainly less obnoxious than the anti-Finn spammer(s).
>>66904421
> I've never cheered during fights my team started
How's that high horse of yours
>>66905790
i wish i could gold this comment but im kinda poor xdddd
>yfw pengiuins are nearly unbeatable without lolkin but lose badly the first game he comes back
>>66905650
>are you mad a finland?
>Upshall is still in the NHL
What the f
>>66905650
U mad faggot?
>>66906060
He's honestly played p well this season
>>66901903
what
Why do people give Lundquist so much shit? He literally carries that team.
>>66905650
fuck them to be honest lad
hey bros here's me and my wife's son at last night's game
GKG!
Go blues go
>>66906349
>rags
>shitcago """""""""""""fans""""""""""""" will defend this
>they had the lowest attendance until 2009
>>66906498
Chicago fans didnt realize they had a team before then.
>inb4 muh tv blackouts
>muh bad ownership
Bullshit you bandwagoning faggots you didnt show because your team was shit and youre going to stop showing next year when your team is trash again
>>66906498
Jesus that's embarrassing
>>66906553
>>66906498
You wouldn't believe the amount of bandwagon hawks fans from wisconsin, ever since their first cup a few years back there's a ton of girls who now claim they've been lifelong "John Toes" fans. It's embarassing
>>66906498
>>66906553
>When teams are shit people don't pay to watch them.
Is this some sort of revelation or am I being memed on?
>>66901890
Her surname means sword. Make a penis joke out of it. Girls love penis jokes :)
>>66906669
Toronto has consistent attendance despite being complete shit
>>66906669
Buffalo
Toronto
Edmonton
Winterpeg
ETC ETC
>>66906665
I live in Illinois and I've met maybe one blackhawks "fan" who knows who tony amonte and eddie belfour are
It's sad that as a Blues fan I know more about their team than they do
>>66906669
Having attendance lower than Florida and Phoenix is never acceptable
>>66904925
you have to be expected to win to choke.If the caps were to lose that'd be choking.
>>66906669
If the city loves the sport, they do.
It's one of the reasons those teams can stay bottomfeeders, because owners are still making money. They don't need to worry about it or throw money at it that much because they keep making money. Won't fix what isn't broken to them.
>>66906669
People still went to reds***s/nationals/orioles/wizards games when they weren't good. The Redskins actually had a waiting list for season tickets in 06 - 07. My Dad didn't get a chance to buy them until the 2010 - 2011 season
>>66903780
Ha!
May I try to joke?
A roman walks into a bar, puts up two fingers and says "five beers please"
>>66906498
I told my mom about the meme and she was laughing, telling me about the years when they wouldn't even show their games on TV (Detroit Lions style) to encourage people to buy tickets.
>>66906944
What is this, Scandinavian comedy hour? Hockey pls, not lame stand-up.
>>66906944
Hahahahah good one sven!
>>66906944
i dont get it
>>66907227
>finnish education
>>66907227
twi fingers --> v-sign --> five in roman
>>66907064
>>66907147
>>66907193
Thank you :)
>>66907003
I'm sitting down ;)
>>66907227
V is the roman numeral for five
>>66907328
>>66907292
haha!
>>66907328
I like you anon
Serious question, comrades. I know here are gays among you itt. Why are you gay?
>>66907523
I like you too
>>66907729
I fell in love with some russian twink named Aлeкcaндp.
>autistic ruskies show up
>>66907729
good. there was some stupid russian here before that liked gays. I like you better
>>66908219
post pic of your commieblock pls
Why are Russians so based while Finns so shit? I don't get it, they're practically the same people, but the Finnish shit up /hoc/ while the few Russians make it great.
TbH more Russians should post. I hate Finns.
>>66908363
It's just because there are fewer of them so the charm hasn't worn off yet
>>66908363
nobody likes your blind hatred here
>>66908363
i like fins 2bh
http://strawpoll.me/7401924
>>66908393
>implying
Moot got it wrong about Australia. The greatest coup the Finns won was convincing the entire world that they aren't the worst posters. I work at 4chan and all those Australia flags you see shitting up this website? Well over half are Finns in a proxy
>>66908518
i voted no
>>66908363
no bully finlan
>>66908509
10/10 commieblock thx
>>66908586
The old part of the city is much better though.
>>66908577
same
Why aren't there more Russian posters? I'm glad that other guy brought it up, way too many Finns. I think most would agree that Russians should replace the Finns here.
>>66908677
>>66908720
Looks so comfy, where is it?
DOUBLE POST!
Also Swedes are good too. Why aren't there more of them? They should post more, but I guess they can't compete with the unemployed finns here
>>66908700
Because russkies actually discuss hockey. And it happens on 2ch
I'm here to prove them that murricunts can into hockey talks.
My pod'ezd.
>>66908872
I was with you on the Russians, but Swedes are fucking awful.
>>66908872
Swedes are literally the worst /hoc/ posters
>>66908884
>the_site_of_numerous_muggings.jpg
>>66908884
Hockey discussion happens more often in gamethreads. This is where the autists who had their teams eliminated from the playoffs come to post unfunny memes.
>>66908923
>>66908911
Swedes on 4chan are based as fuck. Downvoted.
>>66908911
The one in here is good. Those on /int are omega gays. I one war in there general on /int. They were talking about whose anus tastes better. I thought it was an accidental thing and dropped it. When I visited another svenska general I saw the same.
Over at 2ch hoc, they are obsessed with
>>66908947
Close. Hawks shot at mid-level height, hits the left post, behind the Blues' goalie's back, hits the right post, and out.
>>66908988
This tbf
>>66908872
Swedes in general aren't that into NHL
>>66908986
>Hockey discussion happens more often in gamethreads
>>66908986
>gamethreads
>discussion
'no'
all that happens there is SCAAAR posting and refpuck
>>66908923
>fennoburgers
>>66909024
too old
t. shittysoda fan
>>66909017
once was
selfix.
>>66908947
This this was a single shot, it hit one post. skirted the entire length of the goal line and the hit other post to fly out.
>>66908872
no one but some dedicated few care about the nhl
everyone cares about international tournaments though
>>66909067
If you're talking about these Blackhawks vs Blues threads you're right. Also people call each other niggers and argue about which city has the least nigger related deaths.
where is all the discussion about finlan
>>66909131
Do you want more conclusive proof that finland is shit at hockey?
Enough int posting, this is getting dumb. Post sandwiches. Where do you go for a good sandwich? Wawa cuckolds need not apply.
>>66909131
In Finland
if the kongs win will their dynasty officially negate the rapist dynasty?
>it's a "finland gets btfo by sweden" episode
this should happen more often
>>66909228
>Winning a cup than missing the playoffs
>dynasty
'nope'
>>66909188
I buy the ingredients and make it myself
A good combination is:
Baguette
Turkey
Sallad
Tomatoes
Cucumber
Mozzarella
for sauce if im lazy ill use sweet sour sauce, otherwise i make my own aioli or tzatziki
Will the Blues make it out of the first round this century?
>>66909297
That's retarded. Veggies go bad in like 2 days. Although you cucks are okay with that, I guesss.
>>66909339
If you wanted (You)s you could've just asked.
>>66909198
>>66909174
no bully finland
>>66909325
Probably not ;_;
>>66909335
no they dont
>>66909335
>Veggies go bad in like 2 days
No, it takes a 3-4 days before it goes bad. But that's why you eat what you buy.
>>66909373
pls gib
>66909465
no
>>66909335
I don't know what you're buying. But things like tomatoes and lettuce can keep for 10 days in the right enviroment, no doubt. Cucumber even longer.
>>66909465
pekka :DDDDDDDDD
>>66909488
You're supposed to use @ like on twitter
>>66909529
That guy's team is losing 6-0, yet he looks happy. I'm guessing he's drunk to some extent.
captcha: drinks
>>66909335
does mommy still buy your groceries
You know what, none actually bullies autists irl, everone bullies betas, gays and poorfags.
Don't bully finland.
>>66909615
>not freezing your eggs
>>66909630
this 2bh
Daily reminder that the devils shitposter doesn't live in New Jersey
>>66909734
daily reminder that the flyer autist doesn't live in philly
>>66909615
>not knowing that eggs don't even need to be refrigerated
>>66909754
daily reminder that the Devils aren't in the playoffs
>>66909836
I'm not a devlels fanI'm just pointing out your hypocrisy
>Pierre McGuire
Is he frog or scot?
>>66909897
he is a cartoon character
>>66908219
You may be my favorite rare poster Russian friend. Do you have any more good dance music?
>>66909897
He is the greatest American hockey mind behind mike milbury
>>66909927
Sounds like Mehmet Axelsson or Diego Wolsky.
>>66909978
he's just a special little guy
>>66909958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa6PPm-RS1U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ejJhr8UjMU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIictPv-5MI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SofcXNgKpQs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vDzxZV6EwU
>Crawford
>>66910075
Thank you comrade
>>66909630
so betas=americans
gays=swedes
poorfags=that one greece
so canada,finland and russia are safe. im okay with that.
>>66910075
Your country is capable of so much better though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6uIvnR9O-0
Lads, need some help. Doing a bet
Bolts, Isles, Predators treble.
Sound good ?
>>66910238
Nyet. I prefer autechre.
>>66910280
isles arent gonna beat the pantters
>>66910280
literally change all of them but definitely change the isles
>>66910280
Tampon Gay, Kitty Kats, Trashville 2bh fämäläm
>>66910409
>literally change all of them when he's betting on the Lightning
???
>>66910463
wongs get their only win of the series tonight 2bh fåm
I think Backes and Steen are overrated.
>>66910529
I don't think steen gets talked about very much it's pretty hard to overrate him
kane don fucked up now
>>66910590
He once led the blues in points. Or goals.
>patty "rape the women assault the cabbie" kane
>>66910386
Isles are at home, yes they will
>shitcago
Pretty cool tifo from the first SHL final match
https://youtu.be/cqUaO6wOaR0
>bettmans face when the kongs or chirape will not win the cup this year
>>66910879
>brooklyn
>home of the isles
So /hoc/ are you prepared for my tyrannical shit posting when the Stars win the Stanley Cup?
>>66910942
would like to see NHL 'fans' do something like this
>>66911001
nigger
>>66911033
fag
>>66911001
Sharks*
>>66911001
>implying the Stars will beat Florida in the finals
>>66911001
FUCK off dumb frogposters i hope your team relocates to fucking quebec, thats what you get for frogposting, your team moves to frogland
>43 saves for elliot so far
>>66911001
>stars
>cup
>needing refpuck to beat the fucking mild
Lmao "no"
>>66911100
>a perennial playoff choking team with no Stanley Cup wins
heh
RAPEHAWKS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>cawks
WAY TO FUCK IT UP PANARIN HAHA
>Shitcongo
>blackcucks
HAWKS BTFO
>shitraq would be down 0-3 without refpuck
Lmao relocate this shit team
>crawford
>Kings will sweep in 7 just like last time.
>lehterä too based
aawwwwwwwwwww yeah
>going dump-and-chase when you're trying to get an extra attacker on
>not keeping possession long enough to do it
>the team from the shitty of Chicongo, everyone
>>66910942
Neat
>>66909188
Publix tendies sub 2bh
>cawks
such a rare game when kane is a goat, instead of the GOAT
post rares
I just saw the Chimera center ice goal
How is Mason an NHL goalie?
>That's the Blackhawks’ first regulation loss when leading after two periods since the Western Conference final in 2014.
shitcago is finished
>>66911444
>Philly
>>66911444
When you're a Cryers fan you set your standards low
>it's a rapist costs his team the game episode
>>66911495
>what have I done
Hi where are all the chicago tripfags?
>>66911605
Crying into their cheese casseroles
When the Thrashers moved to Winnipeg, do you think their players missed Publix subs?
>>66911605
Eating a disgusting chicago deep dish pizza to wash away the tears knowing the blackhawks will never win another cup for at least 30 years
>>66911495
I think I've seen this face before
>>66911634
nah boars head meats and cheese are available everywhere
>>66911634
They probably welcomed the lack of life threatening blood clots
>>66911634
I'm sure the team doctors didn't have to work so hard to prevent diseases from that shit food
>clots
>>66911669
What this guy said. I'm in Texas and got some fresh-sliced Boar's Head ham from Kroger's deli dept. Tasty stuff, too.
>>66911605
Funny how they always disappear after a loss.
>>66911660
I think i saw pick of that 'food', the fuck is it? Tomatosauce pie?
I'm glad all the obnoxious chiraq special snowflake trips are gone, we can be friends now.
>>66911723
As much as I hate them at least they shut up, unlike Penguins fans that come in the thread and try to do damage control.
>>66911605
Crying into their Old Style
>>66911662
That face sure tells a lot considering they didn't care about the bronze
>>66911733
It's like a bread bowl filled with some cheese on the bottom and then a shitload of disgusting tomato sauce. One of the most disgusting foods ever and a disgrace to pizza
>>66911747
>damage control
just because I'm confident the pens will win the series doesn't mean you have to get so booty blasted
>mfw filthycuck damage control for impending sweep
>mfw filthycucks unironically buy wawa subs
Truly the worst fanbase, even worse than the >rags
>>66911755
Sounds like something people would do high as fuck when the only thing to overcome munchies is bowl of bread, cheese and tomatosauce. Disgusting
>>66911792
>zatkoff in goal
You guys are fucked
>>66911826
games not even til tuesday fleury could be back
>>66911723
Chicago on suicide watch. Two goals, one period.
>>66911849
nah, enjoy zatkoff, enjoy one round of playoff action
Tom here
Wings sweep in 7
>>66911755
Detroit deep dish pizza is legit though
>>66911325
Lehtera made an absolutely retarded play when he could've scored a goal. Open net to shoot at and tries to pass it to tarasenko who's almost past the goal at this point
>>66911905
Hey Tom
>>66911897
>mad
>rags
>>66911815
It is disgusting but retards from chicago never shut up about it.
>>66911927
>long-standing Italian population of Detroit
Literally what
>>66911905
>25 years at center ice
wow I hope the Lightning kick their teeth in these two games
>>66911927
I agree with that, it's more like real pizza
>>66911792
>healthy padqvist
>fleury ded
>sid MIA
>malkin hurt
the rags might get by.
>>66911927
The fucking grocery store closed before I got there because I forgot it's sunday. I have 0 food. And now I have to look at this.
>fug
What's wrong with the Hawks? They would be down 3 - 0 right now if it was for some fortunate reffing. Not talking about the offsides. I mean the "icing" before game 2's first goal and shaw getting a free slash on the blues goalie before slotting a goal home.
>>66911960
>implying there is any major metropolitan area of this country that doesn't have a sizable italian population
Give me 1,000,000 dollars or I shut it all down
>>66912057
reported to Mike Ilitch
your dead pal
>>66912057
pls post butt
>>66912050
They are legitimately not good this season. A one line meme team with no defense and Crawford playing above his head. The only people picking them are those who weren't paying attention or those who thought they could turn it on when the playoffs started just because "they're Chicago"
>>66912100
Only if kippers will go out with me
>>66912050
They're spending $21M on two players
>>66912130
im not kippers but ill suck your penis. pls post butt qt
>>66912116
The big thing right now is history. The Blues haven't won more than 2 games in a series, and last time against the Hawks, they were up 2-0. Same with the Kings, last time they were down 2-0 to the Sharks and still won.
Once the Blues and Sharks win their 3rd games, people are going to probably start pushing for worry. Even though both teams aren't as good as they were last time.
>>66912164
How the fuck did the NHL get to the point where players are making 10.5 million a year, no player in the world is worth fucking 10-14% of the salary cap. I seriously believe no player in the NHL deserves to make more than 6-7 million and even then that's really high.
>>66912223
I think it's market value, but what I don't understand is why Chicago didn't put more pressure on them to take a discount. Should have been able to talk them down to $8-9.
>>66912223
You are retarded. Pronger was making $6.25M during a $39M cap. The backdiving contracts that became popular after Luongo created an artifically low cap hit for top players. Once the NHL outlawed those contracts cap hits started to go up again.
>>66901890
Hello fellow Grand Rapids Bro
Clots @ Wings stream here in 15 minutes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlaCU4Z9ccM
>>66898739
>Malkin finally back
PREPARE
>>>66912378
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>>>66912378
Tampa @ Detroit gamethread
>>66912219
Uh the Sharks blew a 3-0 last time against the Kongs buddy, so I don't really think anyone is going to worry.
i can handle LA losing to the sharks, but please by all the will in my body dont let the anaheim fuckheads beat nashville
>>66912391
Yeah man, the Kings gonna reverse sweep again, bro! If they did it last time, they're totally gonna do it again! Easy!
GKG!
>>66912453
I didn't say they would do it, I just said the Kongs wouldn't be worried about it. Its not like the Shorks aren't SPECIALISTS in FAILURE or anything.
>>66912503
It's not about teams getting worried, it's about fans or analysts who picked these teams based off history first, rather than what they're seeing.
>>66912530
Not the anon you were talking to, but
>fans or analysts who picked these teams based off history first,
FUCKING THIS. SO many fucking people choose which teams to like based on how much storied history they have, or how long a team has been around. This is a BULLSHIT way to pick a team, whether for personal preference or as a prediction of who will win.
>>66912530
I've seen two good games decided by a single goal. Do I personally think the Sharks are gonna Shork against the Kings again? No. But I can't deny the Sharks have done this almost EVERY year in the playoffs, before a disappoint collapse to lose the series.
They are the Arsenal of the NHL.
>>66902676
HAHAHAHAH. Look at this fukken munki
