Bolts vs. Wings Gamethread #1
More violence and whining to come? Let's see!
Stream here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlaCU4Z9ccM
>>66912378
That's soccer not hockey
>yfw the chicken tender sub is on sale this week
>Wings
>>66912418
Channel will change to CBC at 7pm
>detoilet
Leafs fan here. Hoping the Bolts sweep. Wings and their goon bullshit has no place in hockey in 2016
>>66912466
>laffs
>>66912466
>he calls what the laffs play "hockey"
How many games have you fools lost since you got Babcock? At least you "won" the draft lottery this time.
>>66912466
>laffs
epic dubs bro
>>66912466
>laffs
Leafs fan here, looks like another sweep of the red cucks
thanks for babcock and enjoy your cellar dwellar years to come!
>>66912466
>laffs
>>66912466
>Iaffs
>>66912548
>laffs
>>66912466
>>66912548
>laffs
>mfw I dont make the thread
>tfw the wongs logo is literally A FLYING FUCKING WHEEL
>>66912592
I somehow doubt that is your face
also remember to play
Go bolts! Nashville here, but gotta get that Publix matchup in the scf
please cheer for us tomorrow :3
>>66912548
>laffs
what channel
>>66912508
>At least you "won" the draft lottery this time.
Not yet
>>66912676
Fox Sports Detroit, Clot Sports Sun, CBC, CNBC
>>66912378
based gb stream
>>66912619
>tfw it's the coolest sports logo of all time
Not a sunbelt but this team name made me kek
i know the wings ain't winning so i hope for someone to get killed on the ice tonight
>>66912734
f u bees u fuckin twink
>that "moment of silence"
kek, nice silence
classy red wings screaming during the moment of silence
stay class losers
>tfw he will never come back and lead the wings back to greatness agian
;_;
>>66912466
>he thought bibcuck was going to save his sorry ass franchise
TOP KEK
WOAT anthem
>Detoilet
>>66912714
What about the Montgomery Biscuits?
>>66912630
that was fast
BELIEVE
Wew lads
>>66912808
I made it before game 1
>starting Blunden
lel, he gonna goon it up?
>Pavel Datsuyk
>Pavel
>>66912823
Didn't you post it in the middle of Game 1?
>crowd already louder than in Tampa
Who /peacebeuponhim/ here?
>hockey night in canada
why the fuck is this showing
>>66912845
I did but that wa sbecause I fell asleep
>>66912848
Inshallah
>>66912848
Inshallah
>>66912378
based stream, THANKS BRO!!!!!
>the Bolts have been behind for less than 7 minutes so far this series
GET OUT THAT'S PIERRE'S TINY BOX
that FUCKING HIT
>Smith back, laying the dank hits
Who'd they scratch?
HOW U LIKE THAT FAGETTE
Why are there empty seats? It's playoffs
>tfw no mickey Redmond
>Fagettte BTFO
>>66912885
rrrrreeeee
>>66912874
My balls
Got your top 5 players this game here. Honorary mention to Mrazek
>>66912839
Dr. Pavelski, I'm RNH
>>66912874
Quincey
>>66912885
I have him, Mickey and Ken on FSD, wouldn't watch this any other way
>Neither of these teams will make it past 2nd round
Thank fucking God. Goon hockey is worst hockey
Final score prediction?
5-1 lightning? 6-1 lightning?
can't wait for some detoilet tears with their shit franchise.
but muh playoff streak OF 1ST ROUND EXISTS
TOP KEKEKEKEK
this announcer is bretty gud, sounds like he came straight out of the 60s or something
>>66912938
>not the lightning
>>66912938
>this cucked
>>66912944
When's the last time your team won anything?
The fuck is that shit
>>66912868
>excuse me, heh, but that's my tiny box
>i mean, i could get in there with you
>i could stand too close to you and tell you about where this fourthliner played peewee
>>66912944
>shit franchise
>coming from a laffs fan
LOL
>but no Daesh
What did he mean by this
WHO 727 HERE?
Why do the red wings keep making the playoffs and shit up the first round?
>>66912944
t. no cups since O6
>>66912938
The Lightning can make it especially since stralman will be back
>>66912944
>1967
>2008
Better franchise, pick one.
>pisstons
>red wongs
lol fuck detroit
>>66912958
winning the lottery this year, enjoy your slow but surely drop to the bottom
>>66912963
13 cups baby
>>66912984
garbage franchise
>>66912990
t. 13 cups
>>66912944
the wongs have won 4 stanley cups since the last time a canadian team won one, stay mad
>>66913014
>implying this draft is good
Enjoy you quality 3rd line winger
>>66913014
>winning the lottery this year
You are not a Coyotes fan. Nice try though.
>>66913014
>13 cups
and you've seen exactly zero of them.
pic related.
>>66913049
The Coyotes still exist?
Memes
Digits is how many minutes until the prophet delivers His righteous justice, pbuh
>>66913014
>enjoy your slow but surely drop to the bo
Not really. If Dats leaves the Wongs become a lottery team and pick in the top 5, if not get the top pick because Uncle Gary thanks them for being competitive for so long.
If the Wongs get two top 5 picks (#1 C + #1D) they will be real competitive again within 3-4 seasons.
Good game so far, wings really needs this one.
D boss when?
>>66913117
>skärmklipp
god swedish is such an ugly language sometimes
Goose loosening when?
Also CAN'T ZAZZ
>>66913117
does skaermklipp mean screenshot
>>66913111
>66913111 minutes until it happens :(
>1115218 hours
>46467 days
>127 years
:(
jesus fucking christ Sustr how do you let him get behind you like that
>>66913129
Yep
>>66913140
Yeah.
Or rather "Screen cutout"
Thanks Bishop
>that spin
>my dick
Damn AA :(
>chiraq niggers are literally triggered by this
I wish I lived in Florida. How can one state be so based?
>Double AA
Hot damn..
this game does not feel like the first two feel like >we're getting shit on right now
>Nickleback
God damn Detroit is so fuckin cucked
I think he legitimately broke that defenders ankles.
Greece lightning indeed
>pay denbts
>AA imitating a tilt-a-whirl
When the fuck did we get creative?
>>66913177
take out the veggies and it looks like a vag
>>66913187
AA put the dang in dangled.
>>66913177
>Publix Arnold Palmer
Shit was good while it lasted
Now I've got to get half gallon of tea and lemonade and put it in a gallon jug to make it
That was a Datysukian Deke of all time.
Too bad no goal.
oy vey
Why hasn't Publix expanded outside of the south?
>all these red wings gets
KEK BE WITH US
who the fuck is this commentator is he autistic
>>66913251
No idea, they haven't gone publix with the reasons why
>Bain Wellness Center
god damn it /tv/, I can never hear "Bane" again without chuckling.
>>66913251
because the south is based and they want to only let us benefit from their delicious sandwiches
>>66913267
You cheeky fucker
Nothing intelligent to say. Came for meme magic.
THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW YOU FUCKED UP
>>66913267
Sweden pls
Have the Nigwings started Chimping out yet ?
>>66913264
>not employing an actually hockey interested autist that sits besides the announcers and recites weird and old stats every now and then
Hey guys Publix employee here.
Ben Jerrys 1 pint is buy one get one free BUT there is also a coupon that we're not suppose to tell you about. Tell your cashier the coupon code is 13988. It's $1.50 off the already BOGO ben and Jerrys, you can apply it twice.
TL;RD pay 2 dollars for 10 dollars worth of Ben and Jerrys this week at Publix.
alright this is officially refpuck
HAHA TIME FOR REFPUCK
>>66913315
>supporting a company that supports Bernie Sanders
Good defense tranny fuckers
ALL THIS SPAGHETTI
Jesus wongs are dogshit
Holy shit the Red Wings can't play power play for shit
MY HEART
that was the worst 5v3 ive seen in awhile
>y'all mothafuckas trippin
nice """"""""""""""""""""""""power"""""""""""""""""""""""" you've got there Detoilet
>>66913289
>>66913299
You are welcome :)
>>66913369
If someone can shoop this into a Bolts jersey I would be happy
Why did the Rangers trade away their best players?
>divetoilet
>2 man ""advantage""
Whelp, there goes the stream
>>66913389
play*
YOUTUBE DOWN
I REPEAT
YOUTUBE DOWN
>wongs
>silent arena
MY SIDES ARE ON THE ORBIT
stream down!
>>66913403
Someone save us?
Fix stream now!
Stream going down because someone posted it on reddit. Will make a new one
>>66913412
>>66913417
>>66913422
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMPgBpvO7QE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMPgBpvO7QE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMPgBpvO7QE
>all the US posters who can't afford basic cable
jesus
>>66913428
wow what a fag who would do that
>>66913391
give me 5-10 minutes
Begging everyone in this thread to stop living paycheck to paycheck
>>66913428
Of course there's always that one turd in the punch bowl
>>66913438
I don't have a TV m8
>>66913428
>viewers jumped from 31 to 650
>>66913438
i have direct tv you fucking ching chong but i'm trying to shitpost in sync with my /sp/bros
>>66913428
we should have an email list or something so reddit fags cant come here
>Wongs gooning
>>66913428
at least give reddit the boku no pico
Breddy good period t b h
>how we gonna win wings
>just slash the fuck out of them senpai
No more dead bolts
so the two hand slash on the knee isn't a penalty then
fuckin refpuck
>>66913442
>>66913438
>Not being a real nigga
Kys privileged crackerbitch
>>66913438
ITS NOT BROADCAST HERE FAGGOT
cats vs isles in on, but im a WONGS FAN
That was fucked up.
>>66912938
>goon hockey is worst
>>66913442
tell people to pay their fucking taxes
>class war now
>>66913435
>stream is about 30 seconds behind
>but it's Mickey
What to do?
>no penalty on that slash
this is some serious fucking refpuck
>>66913473
isn't the cats game on NBCS and this one on CNBC?
>>66913457
Too late
r/Tampabaybolts fag reporting in
>>66913428
post pro-Trump shit all over it to keep reddit at bay
>>66913468
Whatever, fuck you. Knock dats tooth out and nothing either
>>66913488
Yes
>>66913494
that place is the worst when we start losing
>>66913439
>>66913443
>>66913445
>>66913451
>>66913457
>>66913460
thanks for the karma fags
>>66913494
nice falseflag faggot the lightning reddit is r/tampabaylightning
>>66913494
nigger we will kill you
>>66913496
Trump is a clossal faggot
T. Bernie donater and voter
We need a better stream. The bluevision guy stream is full of lag and faggotry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-Up2E38mKE
New stream
>>66913504
People actually go on both?
I've only been on Reddit looking for streams to the fight between that Flip and the Nog
>>66913520
Bernie is a cuck
>>66913521
Yeah he needs to get a computer that isn't a piece of shit so he can play nhl.tv 60fps and encode for his stream at the same time without frame drops
>>66913527
Thanks, mate!
>>66913520
DUDE FREE SHIT
>>66913520
you're a commie, a pussy, and a faggot
Trump will be president.
>>66913540
I check it when I miss games to see what happened.
When we're winning its okay, when we are losing everyone just cries
>>66913527
based
who >rags here?
>>66913520
>implying bernie is not a faggot either
Dare me not to
>>66913556
>>66913555
Fuck off corporate bootlicking conservashits
>politics in a gamethread
Please get the fuck out and discuss it somewhere else
>>66913578
>understanding economics means you are a corporate bootlicker
College-aged children are funny
Wow, thank you Hrudey.
Mrazek, in his first start in awhile now in the playoffs down 2-0 with almost no experience, is looking nervous, where as Bishop, who was in the SCF last year, isn't.
Thank you for this masterful insight, please do fucking continue.
>>66913577
Do it. Fuck both of these whiny fanbases and fuck poorfags.
>>66913577
This is why I have gone this long without saying "Don't post it to reddit." It's just reverse psychology. I streamed to be nice and fill the void left by NHL killing streams from reddit, I'm cool with doing it for a 30 person audience. If people want to be faggots it can't be helped though, do what you will.
Canada I realize you dollar isn't worth shit anymore but can you please give the CBC enough money to buy this George faggot a suit that fits.
>>66913598
> conservative = understanding economics
I remember growing up out of this meme too
>>66913577
What am I looking at?
>>66913627
He goes to reddit
Someone posted it publicly, I'll leave it streaming until it gets killed. Enjoy while it lasts.
Epic troll bro XD
>>66913673
You're a glorious fucker
Thank you so much
>>66913664
fuggggggg
>>66913698
I'll stream some porn until the break
>>66913710
Scare away the normies with tranny porn
I'm watching on my local channel so it matter not to me
>>66913710
>stream porn
Is it live?
>>66913728
Just not having the stream on seems to keep them away
I literally have not seen a single white couple in a Canadian commercial this entire playoffs.
Stream is back
Whatever happened to Engouled and his cool skate rat streams?
>>66913769
NHL is killing streams off left and right, so people are either going private or just not streaming
>>66913786
I get needing a stream most times but this series is literally free over the air in most of the northern US. Are there seriously people who don't have tvs and an antenna?
Floridafags I get it but if you don't live in Florida then you shouldn't need a stream.
>>66912466
>laffs fan
How many times a week do you have to see your cognitive behavioral therapist?
>your mom is going to be raped by muzzies
the commentator says Detroit as a 3 syllable word
De-Troy-It
>>66913823
This game is on CNBC on Cable. Only if you live in Detroit or somewhere near the border you can get it over the air.
why are there so many empty seats, you'd think """hockeytown""" in the playoffs would have the place packed
embarrassing tbqh
some hot looking girls sitting rinkside at the Joe tonight
>>66913835
Presumably the vast majority of Wings fans live near the border.
BISH
I
S
H
>>66913827
>not pronouncing it day-twah
>>66913857
i just noticed how empty the lower bowl is. pretty embarrassing
Why isn't that delay of game?
>>66913876
People from all over the state post here.
Bob Cole is a GOAT commentator
Reminder
>Lightning can't even breathe on a player without getting a penalty
>Detoilet commit the most obvious slash ever
>nothing is called
these refs are fucking trash
What a weak penalty.
>>66913906
he sucks ass, the old fuck never gets names right
>>66913909
please don't remind me
detoilet shouldnt even be in the playoffs, fuck they're an awful team
>>66913910
Jesus Christ another Detroit PP. they're going to have more PPs than empty seats at this rate.
>refs bending over for Detroit
THE FIX IS IN
Refs trying to hand this game to detroit
>>66913909
Bolts fan, this will always make me laugh
Why does Bettman hate the Lightning
the fuck are these calls, refs are really trying to give detroit a goal
>>66913986
>>66913985
Breaks another players stick with a slash
NOT PENULTY
>>66913986
>implying wombs can score on the pp
>>66913857
>>66913887
There in the bathroom, retards. They said the game was SOLD OUT like three times.
>>66913964
that is rather harsh coming from a Canadian fan... I forget, how many Canadian teams are in the playoffs?
Bettman activated it.
>>66913985
>>66913983
>>66913986
>Florida hockey "knowledge"
You could see his stick snap in half, you Mongoloids, or are you're eyes swollen shut due to sandwich-induced obesity?
Refs really are trying to give this game to the menstrual munchers
>break players stick with slash
>le refpuck
guess it was okay when abdel did it to you guys last game though :p
>>66913985
>>66913986
>>66914003
Detroit is still one of the largest TV draws... more viewers, more $$$
>>66914030
>Michigan bringing up obesity
lmao
I can see detoilet getting frustrated. Fight when?
>>66914037
>slash a guy in the back of the knee
>nothing called
>>66914012
>in the "bathroom" during the middle of a period
>>66914008
>>66914030
that wasn't a slash you tranny-fucking retard
>>66914012
You think a third of the fans are in the bathroom? Probably just suits who don't care enough to show up.
>>66914072
oh yeah i agree that should have been called
>>66914086
yeah that's the fucking point Detoilet is committing penalties too they're just not getting called and it's bullshit.
That's why it's refpuck.
>>66914092
>commit one penalty that isnt called
>suddenly muh refpuck
stop committing penalties
or is that too much to grasp
>>66914082
maybe they're getting beer because god knows you need it to deal with this team
>>66914118
>commit penalties
>refs ignore it
that's the very definition of refpuck you stupid Detoilet nigger fucking kill yourself
>>66914075
So how did the stick break then, you autist?
>>66913527
you da man, gary
>>66914118
Don't worry bro, they're finally getting what we had the first 2 games
Did you tranpa bay cucks not watch last game? Refpuck that was.
>>66914136
>one penalty that a ref didn't see
Muh refpuck. Happens all the time retard
>order papa John's
>pizza is 13.25
>give the guy 20.25
>asks me if i want change
>>66914118
Kronwall just slashed Johnson on the hand and no call.
SCARRRRRRRRRRR
>>66914174
And the blatant high stick that just happened?
>>66914179
Well did you? Finish the fucking story.
>>66913527
Thanks. big upp
SCARRRRRRR DETROIT
DOUBLE FUCKING A
SUCK MY COCK CLOTS
>>66914169
Too busy bar hopping and listening to everyone cheer when Tampa scored/won
AA
Ha HA
GET FUCKED TRANPA BAY
DENBTS
E
N
B
T
S
PAID
A
I
D
REV UP THOSE MEMES
SMELL MY FUCKING NUTS TAMPON BAY
get fucked tampon gay
Fuggggggggg
GGOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!!
DOUBLEAAAAAAA
>>66914179
>Papa Johns
Bishop should have had that one.
TRANNIES GETTING MEMED ON
>>66914198
I was going to finish the story but I finished on your mom instead
GOON SQUAD CAN'T DEAL WITH A GOAL
>>66914198
of course i said yes
then he asked me how much i wanted
i said 3 dollars
what a asshole
Flames/Rags fan here
Whom should I cheer for?
>>66914179
Your first mistake was ordering papa johns
GET FUKT CLOTS. AA
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARR
that line that scored had great energy
ty based gary
>>66914179
>paying more than 5 dollars for a pizza
>>66914179
I just got Buddy's and it was delicious
>>66914248
Tampa gay stole your rightful players, so not them
>>66914265
Not hard when you spend half the game on the PP.
>>66914169
No, that was just terrible. Both teams were getting shafted
>>66914248
Red Wings. No reason. They have cooler fans who don't bitch and moan all game.
>>66914291
Isn't it past your bedtime, Mr. I? Or are they letting you stay up because the Wings are on
>>66914302
meanwhile your wife spends the entire game on my pp ;)
>>66914294
Wish I could get that here, or Jets even, I ordered Amiccis
>>66914318
B A N T Z
A
N
T
Z
i have to agree with earlier anon, good looking women in the crowd. Good job Detroit.
>>66914179
>Order pizza knowing delivery drivers get paid mostly from tips
>Expect delivery drivers to not care about being tipped
>>66914318
>>66914291
>not making your own pizza
>tipping
>>66914294
Had some Buddy's in Novi awhile ago. Probably the best pizza ive ever had.
>>66914340
i was going to give him a tip once he gave me my change. the asshole expected a 7 dollar tip
>tranpa bay clots in charge of not being featherweights
>>66914394
buddy's is the worst, it's only a step above chicago style for the worst ever
>>66914413
Thank you for your opinion
Bolts are looking sloppy tonight
>>66914413
>pub sub eater detected
how did that not go in!?!?!
jesus bishop
Wongs: What. The hell. Is going on?
>Bolts: Our plan is proceeding as expected.
Wongs: Oh really? Do *I* look like I'm losing the game right now? Your hit, on Marchenko, it didn't work, my friend! And now you have my Power Play crews going around the ice at 24 hours a day! How exactly is that supposed to help my team?
>Bolts: [to Refs] Leave us!
Wongs: No! You stay here, I'm in charge!
>Bane: [puts his hand on Datsyuk's shoulder] Do you *feel* in charge?
[Ref leaves]
Wongs: I scored the first goal.
>Bane: And this gives you *power* over me?
Wongs: What is this?
>Bane: Your calls and shots have been important... 'til now!
Wongs: What are you?
>Bolts: I'm Detroit's reckoning. Here to end the borrowed time you've all been living on!
Wongs: You're pure evil!
>Bolts: I'm *necessary* evil!
[breaks Zetterberg's neck; Howard flinches]
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>66914395
>not realizing he just misspoke
>"do you want change" instead of "how much change do you want"
>being a total douchebag about it
>>66914394
years ago, went to the original Buddys in Detroit, then later to the Farmington Hills location on Northwestern Hwy. Both times awesome dining experience
FUCK YOU TRANPA BAY CLOTS FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK (You)
WELCOME TO OUR HOUSE
>Bishop Meme Goaltending
SCOOOOOOOOORRREE!!!!!!!!
No way that's a good goal.
>>66914432
Never. Hungry Howies is the only good pizza here.
but pizza isn't even that good :^)
SMELL MY NUTS AGAIN TAMPON GAY
GET FUCKED TAMPON BAY
bishop just did a mini-howard adventure there
god bless
>>66914479
Hungry Howies fucking sucks
HONK
>HONK
HONK
>HONK
HONK
>HONK
HONK
>HONK
Obvious interference
>>66914472
Clear good goal
definitely good
>>66914395
Nigger that's literally not how things work.
I do deliveries and you're the type of asshole that everyone hates. If you're giving someone over the amount, fucking tell them how much change you want. The more time they waste with your ass fumbling your spaghetti pocket-money the longer other people are waiting on THEIR deliveries.
>he gets pizza from a chain
ZETTERBERG
>>66914488
Get raped
>>66914454
no he literally stood there and asked if i wanted change and wouldn't pull his wad out til i told him how much
>>66914447
>autism
>>66914491
Puck in before nyquist got there
>>66914498
desu several national chains all started in Detroit, so does that really still make them chains around here?
Possibly
>going to officials
Uh-oh
>let it be playing
Top bantz at the Joe
>>66914497
poor detected
but you're right
>>66914528
>implying they wouldn't give it to them
>>66914532
Music guy is pretty based
>>66914522
Chains aren't that bad, but i feel for anyone without a top tier local place
GOOD GOAL
PUB SUBS A
SHIT
H
I
T
>>66914532
i think they got that from St louis the other night
>>66914394
Buddy's is garbage. Faull Inn in Rose City has the best pizza in Michigan.
>>66914555
No. They've played it for years.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GET FUCKED TRANPA BAY
>>66914532
>>66914543
The DJ at The Joe's always been pretty based. Good comedic timing.
>challenge it
the absolute mad man
>>66914521
Not that. Bishop was pushed out of the net before
>>66914555
They have been doing that for a while. Our DJ always has top bantz
Puck clearly goes in off his left skate. Kicking motion is kind of a gray area.
Cooper is a retard
Hockey or soccer, red wings?
>the fix is so strong
Waste your time out too why don't you
>>66914552
There are two local places in my neighborhood and they both suck :(
That's obvious goalie interference but Bettman wants Detoilet to win so I'm sure the goal will stand.
video reviews are killing hockey
also blocked shots
I don't understand how he can challenge it again?
Don't they look at ALL aspects to determine the goal in a review the first time?
This double challenge shit is so stupid
>WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GO AND MAKE THINGS SO COMPLICATED
preach it, avril...........
>challenging a goal after a review
The absolute madman
>>66914543
>>66914532
Joe's dj is always based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5u0khFnHUg
Tampa's grasping at straws, here
>>66914585
Yeah, it is arguable. But, whatever., I hope they keep it.
>>66914593
I'm so sorry
Larkin pushed Bishop out of the net
Obvious interference
>>66914601
They just looked to see if it was kicked in. I believe Cooper is challenging the goalie interference.
>>66914604
lmao. Tampa looking like fools.
Challenge BTFO
>challenging a play that has already been reviewed
Is this nigga retarded?
now i think Tampa is getting frustrated.. so watch for the Lightening to take it out on Abdelkader.. just sayin'
>>66914596
THE CALL ON THE ICE STANDS. FUCK YOU TRANNY LOVER, KILL YOURSELF
>>66914621
This, a shit call. Refs have been bending over for the wings for the last 2 games
>>66914606
Is that...
Is that "I Believe I Can Fly"?
How did I never notice that playing.
>not getting pizza from the first pizzeria in your state
JUST
>>66914623
But why don't they look for interference the first fucking time? We just wasted 15 minutes on a legit review, and a waste of time challenge
as if any more proof was needed to show the refpuck going on in this game
whatever enjoy your """""""""""win""""""""""" Detoilet niggers
Spun Bishop around but that apparently isn't interference. What a joke. Chicago and Detoilet both being gifted games by the refs.
i bet that asian chick eats the octopus
Z
>you can't tell, but I'm vertical posting.
>>66914606
kek
dubs and bolts win
>>66914621
This. It's not skill if the puck deflected into the net on accident.
>>66914606
greatest goaltending play in history
>this ref puck
fucking wew
>>66914601
not how it works:
Toronto rules goal line, kicks, or high sticks only.
Referees can review only offsides and goalie intererence - but not any of the above.
>>66914656
>leave the crease by 4 feet
>raise arm to bump larkin out of the way
>wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
:p
>>66914647
Tampa fans are saltier than their Bay. Faggots
>>66914655
You're a fool if you think that wasn't a good hockey goal.
>>66914655
>tampa cucks
>>66914647
How many minutes of penalties did the Lightning get in the last game? How many minutes of penalties did the Wings get?
It's only refpuck when it's your team!
>>66914669
Excuse you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_c_7l1vjtM
>>66914565
>Anything outside of Wayne, Oakland, Macomb, Kent, Ingham and Washtenaw counties
>relevant or good for anything
>Tampa gay this ass-blasted their being out-played and can't do it clean
YES YOU ARE SUSTAINING ME
Well at least we know who Bettman is cheering for
>that qt
Shame she took the black tho
>>66914565
Romanos in Farmington also very good.
>>66914675
He made the save in the crease and then stood up which is when Larkin hit him.
>>66914690
Can't win when you have to beat the refs as well as the opposing team.
>>66914687
Just stop at "anything outside of Oakland", senpai.
>>66914676
However you justify literally getting refed into the league
>>66914678
You may be blind if you don't see that goaltender interference by larkin
omfg refpuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>66914705
Stop whining like a bitch. Florida fans know nothing about hockey
>get haircut
>15 dollars please
basically forcing you to give a 5 dollar tip
>Wahhhh, we aren't being given a free trip to the second round, fucking refpuck
>>66914705
Just like last game
;^)
>>66914716
They have to try to cover it up so it isn't completely obvious
>red wings score a single goal while losing the series
>big dicks
Kek
>>66914687
>wayne
>going to any county that allows niggers
>current year
>>66914725
Stingy Jew
>>66914714
goaltender moved out of his own crease, guess what that means water-head?
>>66914674
Thanks for the clarification!
While I understand "segregation of duties" wouldn't it be easier to just review it all whenever a goal is challenged in any fashion? Not to just waste huge chunks of time?
>>66914712
Eh looking back I would just drop Macomb and add Kalamazoo
>>66914714
>getting refed when you're one of the original teams
>Florida hockey knowledge
How's your first hockey game going senpai
>>66914725
>jew
>problem with tipping
>all this refpuck
Typical Yankee cucks
>>66914690
>outplayed
>garbage goal
Goal or not you're pretty retarded lad
>>66914748
It would take more time every time a goal is reviewed, as opposed to the few times something gets double-reviewed.
>>66914761
>Five to one PPs
>Goalie interference ignored
How's your first game?
>>66914725
SHUT IT DOWN.
>>66914723
Delete this
I don't see the Bolts winning this one
Hopefully they bounce back in the next period, but they just look drained
>>66914768
No goal in which the call on the ice stands is a garbage goal. Sorry tranny fucker.
>>66914684
p based desu
Hasek got me into hockey. Made me want to be a goalie but family didn't want to pay for gear...
NO WAY that's interference
bishop way out of his net trying to dive baka
>>66914781
There was no interference. Learn the rules first.
>>66914788
>he doesn't know what garbage goal means
Wew
>>66914784
They look like they're either exhausted it just mentally checked out. Not sure which it is.
>>66914658
underrated post... kek
>>66914768
Wings are dominating this game, and all the calls on Tampa are a byproduct of this. Blots can't keep it clean and are taking sloppy penalties.
>>66914761
Yea that's right, take a look at Chicago too
>>66914723
>>66914725
>NBA 2K16
>not shaving your head yourself
>>66914804
Been watching hockey since before you were a failed abortion friendo.
>>66914806
Probably exhausted from all the power plays
They also have less players to work with
>>66914781
The league needs to finally make a fucking in depth rule on this shit. We were given the turnover last year against the canadicucks and this year the redfucks refpuck it and don't turn it over.
The rules need to be defined, tired of scores being determined by the refs the play should be determining outcomes ffs
i bet Tom is so pissed off right now
>>66914806
Yeah, they've hardly managed to put any pressure on Mraz
>>66914814
>no call on the most blatant penalty all game
It's fine if your a red wings fan but feigning objectivity is silly
>>66914725
o no not your shekels
>>66914723
>butthurt yankeecuck whining about us raping the league regularly
Cry more bitch nigger
>>66914723
>>66914725
that could not have worked out any better
>>66914852
They've spent a lot of time on the PK so I'm sure it's draining.
>>66914802
>ignoring the broken stick
>ignoring the fact the same thing happened last year to us and it was overturned
>>66914340
this.
always get carryout. so no tips involved.
>>66914789
>Wanted to get into roller hockey as a kid
>Wanted to be a goalie like my man Ozzie
>Maybe get into ice hockey later
>"All that gear's expensive, how about you try giving baseball a shot? You like baseball right?"
>Try baseball for a month and hated playing the sport
>Never play try getting into sports again because my parents wouldn't pay for it even though I found out when I got older they had plenty of cash to spare in the early days
Now I work a wagecuck job, have chronic joint problems that run in the family, and yell at the athletes on TV.
>>66914862
>if we aren't winning it's refpuck
This is what Tampa Bay fans actually believe. At least Detroit fans will admit that we aren't doing well if we're losing.
>>66914814
>redcunts
>talking about playing clean
The irony is palpable
>>66914883
Even with even strength they just couldn't keep the puck on offense
Every time the puck is deflected to the point no one is there to keep it in play
jon taffer on bar rescue also taught me that bars charge x.25 for a drink so you give a 75 cent tip
>>66914901
Maybe you should stop blaming your parents and lose some weight then.
>>66914901
what's up with all the condoms on the picture
>>66914814
First time watching the playoffs?
>>66914908
You got the benefit of refpuck last game too but they were too shit to do anything with it
>>66914901
>joint problems
Lose some weight lmao
>>66914908
Detroit is getting away with a ton of penalties while Tampa get called on soft shit. That's just reality.
>>66914901
dude, beer leagues are the greatest thing since peewee hockey
>>66914925
Arby's logo. Free small curly fries when someone on the wings gets a hat trick
>>66914908
We aren't saying we aren't winning because of ref puck cuck
The problem with ref puck is 5hat it presents a counterfactual
If there was no refpuck, the game might be going differently. It might be going the same
>>66914901
Baseball is dank af to play
Had I been better at juggling school I would have made it to the MLB as right field. Hockey is dank af to play too but I've always had issues with skates and loved playing no skate streetball when I was younger
How tall are you. That might have had a lot to do with your parents decision
>>66914941
>>66914923
I envy the manlets that don't have to deal with height-related joint pains.
>>66914908
You faggots are losing currently. One goal does not mean you're winning the series gracefully.
Best the wings have played in months... See how they finish this third. Bolts are due to get a few calls
>>66914857
Most blatant penalty? You mean the stick breaking in half, because that was the most blatant so far this game.
A blatant penalty would be Datyuk losing a fucking tooth and bleeding out if the mouth with no call for, only against him.
Do tampon fans not realize the refs aren't required to call an even number of penalties? If one team keeps fucking up, they're obliged to keep calling penalties. It it that difficult?
>>66914930
Good argument m8
>>66914969
>tfw sports are dank af
>>66914976
>the assblasted city of Tranpa Bluuuuuuuudclaaaaaat Bay
/hoc/ story time boys
>be me, little kid
>learning how to skate
>laced up the skates, about ready to step on the ice
>look over to all the other kids
>one of them falls, cracks his head open
>blood everywhere
>a pool of his own blood has accumulated on the ice and he's just laying there
>he's sobbing, screaming unintelligible english
>turn around and nope the fuck out of the arena, tell my mom ice skating isn't for me
>>66914995
Jesus how fucking retarded are you? Detroit is committing a ton of obvious calls and just getting away with it. Johnson got slashed so hard that Tampa's manlet coach saw it from 100 feet away and started yelling at the ref. That's pretty god damn obvious.
go wings go!
predict: 4-1 final with EN
I'm all jazzed up lads, who wants to fight irl?
>>66914995
>an even number
No I'm more than aware
>most blatant penalty
As if breaking a stick off the back of a players leg isn't worth ejection
>>66915001
Tfw he's not even lying while you cucks such each other's dicks over one goal
>>66915021
lol look at that tranny fucker whining
>>66914986
>Best the wings have played in months
mmm, not so sure... they were standing around, not moving at all for about 3 minutes just before the goal, then energy picked back up
>Tampa Gay right now
the cnbc announcers don't even know who all the players are
>>66915003
>le winning team posting salt
You have to go back, reddit
>>66914969
Six foot five now, but I was a smaller kid before middle school.
I liked watching Baseball, but it just wasn't the sport for me.
>>66912466
>laffs
It's been too long /sp/.
I love you.
>>66914908
>At least Detroit fans will admit that we aren't doing well if we're losing.
That delusion kek
Northercucks are literally the worst at taking losses and everything is cheating or buying games when they don't trounse their opponents.
Florida and Tampa specifically gets raped by refs being against them regardless of the sport(personally I think it's because every league is full of muh heritage faggots who can't comprehend that players determine success and history has literally nothing to do with it)
When we call refball/puck 9/10 it's because it's true
>>66915055
Choke on a pubsub and die, whiner
>>66915061
Look at you completely ducking the point.
>>66915069
S W E D I S H
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>muh refpuck
>>66915086
>thinks the refs have a personal agenda against florida of all fucking states
kill yourself
New thread when
>>66915093
Look at you still whining. If you don't want to get exposed to shitposting and pure unadulterated autism stay back at reddit. Sorry I made you angry. Keep ranting so I can be amused.
>>66915086
>mfw watching the Patriots play the dolphins
I fucking hate the dolphins and I can't stand watching their games because they get fucked so hard by penalties
>>66915021
>started watching hockey in 2008
dont worry bro, you'll never understand the reffing and we still dont either
>>66915089
>gracefully losing
>>66912548
>Laffs
>>66915061
What if you're the tranny poster?
Maybe you found some picture of a tranny and posted it saying you're a Bolts fan in an attempt to create banter?
Post a pic with Bolts gear otherwise
>>66915109
lol is that dog barking at her ass?
>>66915086
>accuses delusion
>then demonstrates it
o i am laffin m9
>>66915126
I didn't rant, just pointed out your delusional if you sit think Detroit is benefitting from some serious refpuck
>>66915079
>Six foot five now, but I was a smaller kid before middle school.
thanks captain obvious
HOUSTON—Shedding light on the suspected league-wide officiating trend, a new study published Wednesday by researchers at Baylor University has suggested that NFL referees may in fact display a clear bias toward disciplined football teams. “According to our analysis of officiating decisions over the past several seasons, referees do appear to distinctly favor teams that exhibit poise and play in accordance with NFL rules and regulations,” said lead researcher Randall Levitz, explaining that on-field rulings disproportionately punish teams that frequently jump offsides, engage in excessive celebrations, or shove opponents after a play is blown dead. “In any given game, for example, the team that repeatedly delivers cheap-shot late hits on the opposing quarterback is targeted for roughing the passer penalties far more often than the team that does not do that. And accordingly, maintaining focus and professionalism throughout all four quarters yields a distinct and, frankly, totally unfair competitive advantage.” The study went on to confirm that the blatant officiating bias has directly affected the outcome of virtually every game involving the Detroit Lions over the past five seasons.
>>66915144
>mad at memes
>>66915133
Been watching since '89 there friendo.
>>66914997
I miss playing divegrass, ruined my ankle and can't play anymore, literally the only thing that was keeping me in shape
>tfw lost my dank quads
>>66915079
Being smaller your parents probably didn't want you getting fucked up by kids twice your size and I can't blame them. As awesome as hockey is its terrible on your body
>>66914651
>Eating Fricanos when you have Scribs around
I just threw up in my mouth a little at the thought tbqh
>>66915185
>forcing memes
>forcing fabricated memes
Tranpa Bay "power" play
btw serious sports research suggests that home field advantage is a real thing mainly because the home team gets refpucked/refballed more
>>66915200
To be fair, Martin St. Luis.
make new thread Tom
>>66915031
>Love the god Emperor
>Wongs fan
The emperor doesn't need shitfans at his side
>>66915208
I didn't pretend to be a Gainesville tranny, sorry. I was too busy shitposting.
New >>66915224
grabbed Kuch's stick right out of his hands and nothing is called yet Detoilet fans think this isn't refpuck
>>66915196
then why don't you understand the inconsistency? I know you won't believe this but I sigh sometimes when the wongs get a pp on a cheap call, have you not seen the decline of the reffing post lockout?
Hey Redwing fags
Is grabbing a stick and throwing it good enough?
No?
We gonna review every single little incident before you faggots realize the problem. Nobody wants to watch hockey like this
>>66915243
This
>>66915170
Detroit pp has been pretty stagnate tonight.
Just think of it as a 2 min segment where no one scores.
HEEM SLEEEEEPY!!!
>>66915271
It's the constant PK that drains Tampa though.
Why do Canadians pronounce every vowel in "Detroit?"
It's unbearable
>cross check
>no penalty
>>66915236
>allegedly knows where the tranny is from
>picks a city far as fuck away from Tampa
Tampa better fucking score here.
>>66915296
The shots are an indication of that, I guess. If it's any consolation, Tampa's had the better specialty teams this series.
>>66915314
The original post was asking if anyone is from said area code, then some weirdo replied and asked for boypucci pix and got banned
>>66915112
>>66915147
>faggots who don't regularly watch Tampa/Florida teams
If neither of you had your heads up your ass and watched once in a while you would see it. Ffs we get called on literally anything and half the calls get ignored for the other times(if they're a new England area team more than half are ignored)
Everyone hates our state because you faggots revert to Eurocuck elitist whining about muh reitage and muh history, just because of the younger age of our teams you hate the idea of us besting any of you and it's fucking sad and outright unamerican.
Talk shit all you want it's true and no amount of memes are laughing can change it
REFPUCK FOR EVERYONE
>>66915297
Not all Canadians, just leastern cucks
>>66915223
Naw I'm not knocking size or whatever but generally speaking being smaller than everyone else hands you your ass
one thing i miss about the Canadian teams not being in the playoffs... was Vancouver girls flashing titties after Canucks games
They should let you pull one of your wingers and get a 2nd goalie on the ice
This is just disgusting
I wish cronyism would really be locked down on professional sports leagues, but if FIFA is any indication shit will never happen
>all this refpuck
fucking wew lad
>>66915425
I understand their reasoning now, but I'm just a bit bitter that I never got the chance to get into Hockey as a kid. By the time my parents would have allowed me I'd lost out on so many years of skill building that I'd never make it on the Junior/High School teams.
>>66915499
A 6'6'' mammoth of a man isn't enough surface area for you?
All these Lightning fans crying refpuck because they're losing. LMFAO foh
>12 minutes into the period
>combined 7 shots
All the clots left. And the board is silent
That was a straight up ass raping.
>>66916075
They're crying into their shitty pub subs
