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we /Jaideep/ now
1st for GABI
>>66891712
here
>>66891712
Lithken is going to the boy
GABI SMASH
The fighting pride of England Jaideep "Heart" Singh
>>66891712
>>66891727
*kill the boy
jaideep looks like a pig before slaughter
he knows he's about to get viciously heem'd
his kind know better than to fuck with russians, learned his lesson last time
Fun Fact: Jaideep Singh is related to the Royal Family
>>66891784
that doesn't sound the least bit fun
why is this russian scared to stand and bang with jaideep?
>>66891803
>russian
He is Lithuanian just like Rose
>>66891803
everyone is m8
>hola cage fighting connoisseurs
>>66891838
kid nate here
don't post my photo again
>that stop
>>66891823
fedor was scared to stand with him too
Did I miss the Daron Cruicshank fight?
>>66891895
yeah
>>66891895
Yeah he viciously heem'd some nip with a soccer kick
easy win for jai
beat that ruski to a pulp
>>66891979
there are 3 rounds
>>66891917
>>66891918
no webms?
>>66891730
2-0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIDvX5Wxajg
your cool heem, don't go to the strip club tonight
>>66891995
nope :(
serious brawl
probably goes to Lithuanian Ken
>>66892039
umm if you look in the last thread there actually is a webm u goofball
>>66892079
link it faggot
fucking robbery, jai easily won that fight and i'm not even meme'ing
also here's the webm of the cruickshank finish from the last thread
http://i.4cdn.org/sp/1460883468700.webm
>>66892097
He gave up the entire first round being punched while under mount basically, hard deficit to come back from
>>66892114
rizin doesnt score rounds they score the whole fight and judge on damage like pride you goof
also
>swedish """""""fighters"""""""""""
>>66892166
Doesn't matter, it was about half the fight and he was completely helpless for most of it.
>>66892097
thank you
http://youtu.be/5NRMz4hA62s
Suplex on his neck dot damn
>>66892037
is normal
anyone else hoping sven has a dickslip?
Nemkov's wrestling/submissions are already so good for such a young goy, I love it
this is the worst fight i've ever seen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4ygSYo1PCQ&feature=youtu.be
jesus christ lads
lol these goofs fell out of the ring
what a shitshow
ring out ring out
mans overboard
>>66892557
they need to bring those middle two ropes together closer that's where all the spillages are happening
>the city of Rizin
the best thing about this card was Cruickshank
>>66892586
Aoki's waterbottle throw >>>
Nemkov's cardio is still an issue, but Albrektsson is a really good prospect.
Michael Chiesa vs Michael Johnson what do you reckon about that one?
>>66892655
I reckon you shut up
How's my boy albrektsson looking?
>>66892655
makes sense, Johnson dropped a dec to Dariush but I heard it was bogus.
>>66892669
looking really good
very impressive considering how new to MMA he is
any predictions for this one?
i think fujita will have a dada-esque performance
>>66892655
Chiesa vs Ferguson as a main event of a fight night would be amazing IMO, thats if Khabib gets the next shot
>>66892742
Fujita via scoop sla-kidding, Prochazka is going to murk him
https://youtu.be/d3SSJldxfO8
Lads, rumors are circulating about Fedor potentially fighting Fabio Maldonaldo in Russia this summer.
>>66892746
i think that Ferguson gets one of Chiesa or Johnson or maybe even steps up if 1 of RDA/Alvarez gets injured.Khabib gets the UFC 205 title shot.
>>66892781
It's been confirmed
Tecia Torres was never my girl. Neither was Rose. I've only had one 115 pound girl and her name is Randa Markos. Tecia didn't care about winning. She cared about eeking out a decision and acing her mid term.
heem sleepy amirite
>>66892774
>everyone taking the pictures is a jew
you can't make this stuff up
throws three or four front kicks, then fakes one and fires a jab cross hook, down the middle, nice
>>66892825
the kicks had nothing to do with it
fujita was wide open for punches the whole fight for some reason that goof wanted to dance for like 2 minutes before hittting him
>>66892855
the kicks clearly did as he used one to get Fujita to drop his hands before hitting him with the combination. Shut up.
>>66892855
Also, getting someone to drop their hands means they won't be in a position to effectively counter you, along with removing their first line of defense.
>>66892869
sorry didnt mean to offend you mr. slack
>>66892902
>being able to appreciate technique makes you pretentious
just bleed faggot
>>66892960
Unless you're sprinting right at them, of course. If Griffin was stationary the jab wouldn't have done anything to him, also, Fujita dropped his hands to defend against the kick, Anderson dropped them with the intent to punch when Griffin attacked. Not all situations are created equal.
Khabib vs Akren who wins?
i have literally zero idea what's going on in Rizin
>>66893005
2 QT 4 ME :3
>Cruickshanks entrance
Have we ever seen a groin shot timeout in UFC?
>>66892781
when will my boy filthy get a shot at le goat?
>>66893112
he already fought and lost to Weidman though
>>66893112
When Vegas is in ashes
>>66892869
i get what you're saying about the technique, but you can't really make the argument that it was needed to put away fujita
gabi could've outstruck him
>>66893134
weidman isn't close to being the goat. still, he blitzed my boy. id argue he got his win back by destroying weidmans buttbuddy desu
>>66893161
so your saying there's a chance? filthy was supposed to fight fabio, say he lost and got cut, i mean maybe la
>>66893204
>id argue he got his win back by destroying weidmans buttbuddy desu
I would argue that you're an idiot.
>>66893092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVqOJmOyp9E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ds3koCd28Y
>tfw he wins the UFC belt and dedicates it to the 96
/heem sleepy --- wake the fuck up faggots and post new gabi webms
>>66893504
That house is so filthy. Americans disgust me.
TUF starts on Wednesday right?
>>66891838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2k-hGc1xs8
unbearable
Who is going to beat that Muslim piece of shit ''''fighter'''' Khabib? Or will he be injured until 2018?
Am I the only one who can watch women's strawweight all night but fall asleep if they switch it up to women's banthamweight? Most of the smaller chicks are qt3.14's and seem to beat the crap out of each other in a technical and action packed fashion whilst the banthamweights are literally awkward and frustrating to watch, the way the move, strike, grapple. It's like they do UFC as a side gig while they focus on being housewives and waitresses.
>>66894227
that is disgusting they are too poor to hire an irish indentured servant
>>66893582
>i dedicate tis belt to me mum and nan yeh, also the 96, nevah forget m8, i wasnt born but i didnt forget m8
how is it that this WOMAN can literally look like vitor belfort in his steroid juicing prime, dominate women that look like full-time moms and get away with it in 2016?
>>66895619
why do you want to tell consenting adults what they can and can't do?
>>66892489
Fugg, Rashad is MY BOY, ever since he coached Heavyweight Ultimate Fighter. At least he can fall back to do some announcing, this is some serious feelsbadman shit.
>>66895674
he's abysmal in front of a camera
>>66895669
i agree with you that if she consented to it, then theres nothing we can do.
i just can't watch fights like that, gabi is literally a man beating up a small ass chick, it was one thing with freaking cyborg but this just takes it to another level here famalam
>>66895381
Aye maybe the Irish servant could have told those children some manners and the idea of sharing. Instead they have a fat fuck of an American parent who sits there and records their children being little shits in the hope that they will get youtube views. This video is prime example of the fall of the once great American empire. It is only downhill from here. Get out while you can. The Niggers will rise first and painfully facefuck you as your mother is forced to nibble on your shriveled little ball sack, that has been drained countless times by your enjoyment of the black cock. You should probably start training now for the those very moments. Go to your local welfare office and find a fine strapping jigaboo who will stretch you out so you can have a head start on the rest of your cucked nation.
Main card is really solid
>>66895205
holy fuck, these guys get paid to do this?
a nasal loser and literal homo with a lisp
>>66895988
that guy started/runs bloodycuckold
>>66895981
I really like this card.
Excited to see Vick return to action, and heck, Esparza too.
>>66895205
>Kid Nate
>actually a middle aged man
Rate last night's card on Fox out of 10
>>66895619
That's a big bitch.
>>66896129
2/10
>>66896129
7/10, plenty of finishes and some good fights
>>66895239
GIMME DAT MUTHERFUCKA
>>66893005
Is she the kind of bitch to post this shit and then later on complain about men being pigs?
>>66895961
>this ass-blasted potato
Fap to your fightfu here and settle down.
>>66896298
yeah totally just take her to mcdonalds
>>66896129
solid 7/10 could be an 8
fun card
>>66896129
Solid 7.
Not joking.
Has there ever been a 10/10 card?
>>66895981
>people will pay for this
>>66896508
189 main card
Post dank MMA montages if you know any...
Who else Hyped to see WonderGoy sweep the Welterweight division?
https://youtu.be/O2Z5Nn4h4vI
>>66896414
Basic bitch #43200993
>>66896542
It was so satisfying watching Hendricks get destroyed.
>It says here you took Levar Johnson down multiple times but you didn't submit him?
>>66896670
he was roiding though
>>66896542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x46wcSpE-AU
>>66896670
>When i asked you how you would do in a wrestling match with Cain Velasquez who put down "i think you'd be surprised"
>>66892489
Lads.
>>66896129
FItePass Prelims: 9/10
Every fight was exciting and engaging
Prelims: 9/10
Rocky vs Bethe dragged, but the rest were great scraps
Main: 6/10
is sakara a legit contender at 205?
>>66896654
>tfw your '3STEAK MINIMUM" steakhouse gets shutdown, and you get memed on in the first round after one of the best camps of your life
TRULY BROKEN
>>66896717
This shit burns my britches. It's so fucking obvious and intentional the way he "rests" his hand for a split send on their head and rrakes his fingers down. Does he get called out for this?
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/17/11445374/fedor-emelianenko-vs-fabio-maldonado-set-for-fight-nights-in-russia
Who do you got heem?
>>66896542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diPRj1_ZP60
>>66897282
Fabio via rope-a-dope
>>66896354
> Potato joke
>Height of American humor
>ass-blasted
Interesting choice of words there americuck. The idea of big black cock must have you salivating and a Freudian slip took place. Also I must ask do you think we get offended by potato jokes?Trust me Amerinegro, I am far from "ass-blasted" by anything you can say.
>>66897182
>Does he get called out for this?
Because Dana needs his cash cow
>>66897292
Noice montage f a m, have another spicy Nick Diaz video
https://youtu.be/5AmsO2sdJaQ
the flo rida song is a little bit obnoxious, but its still damn catchy
>when he taunts crying cyborg through the cage
Forever solidified as MY BOY
>>66897475
>Big black cock joke
>Amerinegro
Interesting choice of words there leprechaun. The idea of your weekly potato stipend must have you salivating and a Freudian slip took place. Also I must ask do you think we get offended by BBC jokes? Trust me potatonigger, I am far from "ass-blasted" by anything you can say
>>66896542
http://youtu.be/cB8FHlhfiKA
whats your favorite fight of all time /heem/?
mine is nick diaz vs bj penn
>>66897475
>only one bringin up BBC
Keep enjoying those dicks on your brain, buddy.
>>66896542
http://youtu.be/ZKCA25VtY9c
>>66897835
Rampage vs. Wandy where he gets sent through the ropes.
>>66897902
>little brown crying in the back seat
kek
>>66897162
bellatorrent where?
>>66897835
I'm gonna go ahead and say Korean Zombie vs Leonard Garcia
>>66897835
Hendo/Bisping
>Traveling through Dagestan
> Locals warn me about a rabid beast living in the mountains
> I don't listen
> Get attacked by a rabid Nurmagomedov
> Lose both my legs in the process, but it gets distracted by my ripped up sleeping bag, which it wears as a hat before it trots off
Why is this allowed
>>66897817
> Leprechaun jokes
Again you show the originality of a sponge. Repeating me is a testament to your immigrant nation and the complete lack of identity causing you faggots to cling onto "muh heritage". Your country is like the retarded mule child of the world. You have mongo strength but the rest of the world laughs and your idiocy. Yourself and >>66897927 even have pet names for a black mans penis. How cute that your people do that for something you love so much.
>>66898077
pretty sure they have the fights up on their website
Who is the one fighter who would destroy your faith in MMA if they popped for PEDs?
Wonderboy for me.
>>66897835
Cro Cop vs Wand
When the cameras filming in between rounds and Crocop had kicked him so hard he left a footprint on his ribs, and then the camera cuts to Mirko's corner and he blows him a kiss. Shit was ice cold
If Any Webm friends could cut that clip they will be blessed with a thousand heems and restful dreams for all eternity...
>>66898217
Trust me potatonigger, I am far from "ass-blasted" by anything you can say
>>66898231
Mighty Mouse
k guys i have updated my picks pic, what do you think?
also picks bro start the picks so i can use it pls
>>66898231
Gabi Garcia
>>66898248
bringing up being blasted in the ass once again. I can smell your anus gaping wider from across the ocean. It is a beautiful aroma. It arouses me.
>>66898238
here's a real shit version, someone needs to make a proper one
>>66898372
god bless yah friendo, this is good enough quality for me
heems and dreams be upon you.
Would you judge a fighter who quit on the stool?
>>66892489
HOW LEWD!!!!!!
>fighting himself
Can't even give Glover "Shad Mower" Texeira the credit.
>mah fault
>came short
>Mah problems
Texeira ain't better than me
Truth be told lads, I'd be extremely happy if Shad came back and HEEMED Jones.
>>66898529
n-no, at least they didnt quit during the fight
>>66896414
Maybe she likes spending her money on herself and isn't particularly excited/impressed by someone else spending their money?
>>66898529
IM WILLING TO DIE IN THERE GEORGE
gnite heem
>>66898610
man i hate when that happens
Womens Mixed Martial Arts
>>66898611
I've never spent money on a girl unless we were already sleeping together.
Y'all need to work on your game
>>66898580
*bruises foot*
>>66895324
i see it as the exact opposite. strawweight girls have no strength so all they can do is roll around and try to submit the other. PVZs hiptoss vs felice was a joke. ronda vs alexis is how shit is done. cats last 2 wins were fucking brutal. holm vs knudsen/werner/hayes/rousey... fuckman. bantamweight is the way to go for wmma. cant wait for ufc to open up featherweight
does anyone want to watch george st. pierre vs carlos condit from ufc 154 with me?
>>66898580
Technically his corner stopped but yeah...he was p much dead.
>>66897835
hunt vs bigfoot
>>66898883
>>66898894
https://youtu.be/Hoo5jwlT7xE
Why not just watch the ultimate GSP montage
https://youtu.be/Hoo5jwlT7xE
skip to around 12:00mins to see some classic BJ "i will literally kill you in the octagon " Penn
>>66898834
Why not womens 155 or 145?
125 women still have no power
georges st pierre vs carlos condit is streaming now in beautiful hd here
https://www.watch2gether.com/rooms/tv62nndo7y2ppxt2
get in here senpaitachi
>>66899108
welcome to 3 years ago
>3 years ago people were actually giving a shit about GSP
holy shit lads i'm so glad to be living in the current year
GSPP is really an underrated striker
>>66898974
Audrey is pure and should not be sexualized in this manner
Kindly delete
>tfw i could take down any in here
>>66899108
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Unfortunately Rose Namajunas will commit suicide this year.
CAP THIS
>>66899460
Sure, you could take me down but then you enter my world. Prepare to get one of your limbs snapped.
>>66899460
You wrassle in HS/college or something?
I do Muay Thai and BJJ so you probably would win a takedown contest.
No way you with a fight tho bud.
Anyone got a WebM of Khabib's first TD from yesterday?
Anyone catch Glory 29? I'm definitely going to watch the Nieky Holzken fight, but was the rest of the event good?
>>66899561
No one cares about Cuckbib
>>66899045
>Why not womens 155 or 145?
last sentence of my post
>125 women still have no power
which i pointed out in the rest of my post.
>>66897835
Maynard vs Edgar II
Women's 135 is the worst
>>66899630
How do you mean?
>>66899787
He's a virgin
>>66899840
go away ronda
>>66899630
>>66899787
>>66899840
>>66899862
>being this desperate for (you)s
why was gsp such a takedown babby?
>>66899630
ya - watching cat zingano kneeing miesha tate in the face really sucked
>>66899926
having a glass chin and meme stand up will do that to you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4ygSYo1PCQ
>these feels
>>66899960
can someone post a webm of all the knees just before end of fight?
>>66899926
You mean why did he dominate all of his world class opponents instead of fizzle out like most retards?
High fight IQ
>she will never stomp your balls
>I rate GSP
>>66900044
>I rate Jon Jones
>>66900029
>it's a slav crushing cans episode
>yfw nick diaz vs gsp II @ Madison Square Garden in November
>>66900031
nothing makes me feel bad for someone other than seeing them sad and broken
>>66899975
Who else after watching Rashad lose today felt the inevitable truth deep inside that one day you will not be as good as you are today?
did yall know chris weidman is also a semi well known youtuber? what the hell
>>66900135
another boring performance by gsp wrestlefucking diaz into frustration
>>66900135
Nick is going to quit again like last time.
Fights that you want to see be made in the near future:
Gus vs Bader
Chiesa vs Ferguson
Glover vs Rumble
lads, just watched the main card
Khabib looked alright, took his time, didn't rush it and did well.
Torres got robbed. I thought Rose was going to win it after watching their first fight (Rose got robbed in that one) but I felt like Torres won rs 1 and 3. I blame Namajunas' dumb coach. Rose is best when she lets loose and fights instinctually. Constantly telling her "back to fundamentals" and tell her to go against instinct was making her fight like shit. She's lucky she didn't lose on the scorecards.
>>66900364
>Khabib looked alright, took his time, didn't rush it and did well.
you could tell that he didnt want to risk anything
>>66900364
I scored it for Torres too but it was a very close fight. Rose didn't look as good as I thought she would.
>watching the highlights of Rizin
>those two fighters rolling out of the ring and falling down the steps onto the floor
Daily reminder to train in a cage 3x minimum
>>66900379
he's smart, and fighting a guy he knows little about
it would be very unwise to underestimate him risking getting caught something and further jeopardising his career
>>66900419
that's cause she wasn't fighting pvz
>>66900337
mark hunt vs travis browne
Is Rose Te Huna a meme fighter?
bjm knows what's up
>>66900555
the poor bastard
couple of webms from condit vs gsp
>>66900609
>bjm' wife' tits
someone post'em
>>66900609
did you take a picture with Gina or Yankova?
>>66900650
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CagUhmhUMAYHFcx.jpg:large
>This sport needs drug testing
>>66900682
could post a better one desu
>>66900681
didn't even see Gina
no idea where she was
Yankova didn't pass by my end
I actually didn't get any pictures with anyone, which kinda sucks, but I was standing on the side of the floor, there was a barrier separating and it was elevated, it would've been kinda hard
>>66900687
*tips fedora*
>>66900687
between this and conor saying he would knock out the jesus, I'm pretty sure that camp is full of satanists
>>66900705
both on the gas
>>66900619
there's something satisfying about that
>>66900694
>USADA will clean up the sport.
>>66900687
When did jesus ever make a statement about mma and knockouts.
so will rose fight for the title when joanna breaks her hand again or claudia pulls out to avoid/fails a drug test?
>>66900955
when claudia pulls out to avoid/fails a drug test
>Fedor will be the 2016 UFC hw champ afterwinning against maldonado getting a grudge rematch vs werdum
>>66901084
Lay off the drugs
how is michael chiesa such a shit boxer?
>>66901231
how is it that he gets paid to use his shit boxing and you dont?
>>66901207
nice commie block poverty den
>>66901207
(You)'re a fag
>>66901268
>yfw you realize even the lowest ranked UFC """"can""""" will most likely destroy you in a fight
>>66901382
>there are people on this board RIGHT NOW who think they stand a chance because they have a blue belt in jiu jitsu
>>66901207
bro have you SEEN that Lithuanian guy?
TALK ABOUT A 1-2 CUTIE PIE
and a couple of guys i used to train with say that he has a fucking IGUANA DICK
Made a few McGregor reactions, b/c tom cruise is an annoying, rich, talentless nobody who was gifted the lead roles of his movies. Plus he has an ego.
>>66900687
Comes across as a massive faggot desu, thinks he's all great because he has one good fighter who struck gold.
Probably my most hated coach, he's always chatting shit on Twitter
>>66900609
His hairline isn't that amazing.
>>66901463
don't talk about tom like that
he's the greatest living human being
a deity some say
>>66901491
>>66901521
he was so happy back then poor guy, now his smile and optimism are gone, punished conor some would say
>>66900942
Every time Mark Hunt fights.
Before you get out of this thread you must read this: OK, I need everyone to go on my friend SERIALK1LL3R's YouTube page and call him gay beacause I was Airsofting with my friends on a beach and someone said, "Dude. Everything's hard here," and SERIALK1LL3R aka Kyle Sisolak said "Except my dick, because I'm not looking at men" and he gets seriously pissed when anyone rreminds him, so for a really funny reaction, please call him gay and include his quote. ^_^
>>66901624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B34DmsMxUlA
>>66901612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8GchWm_xDE
>>66901624
not finding a channel by SERIALK1LL3R. post link faggot
Askren vs Khabib would make a pretty interesting fight desu senpaitachi
>>66901867
was just thinking that yesterday lad, I reckon Khabib could take it by having better stand up if their grappling cancels each other.
>>66901867
would end up in a striking match
>Khabib is back
Will Cody East get heemed in his debut?
>>66902023
I don't think so
He seems like an actual prospect and the UFC is giving him a who
did jay borg or whatever become a champ yet
I remember this anon hyping him up
>>66902140
no he's fighting lineker at 198 i think
should be spicy
>>66895981
really hoping OSP can get a lucky punch KO on Jones. doubt it'll happen, but a man can dream.
>>66902167
wasnt garbagendt fighting lineker
>>66902167
>>66902198
Rob Font is fighting Lineker at UFC 198. Garbrandt was supposed to fight Lineker on the Cowboy/Cowboy card but Lineker dropped out due to dengue fever.
>>66902198
garbrandt is fighting almeida on may 28th
>>66902273
was the goofs name jay borg or ray borge
>>66902198
Garbrandt is going to fight Thomas Almeida next as the main event of Fight Night 88
FOTY potential right there
>>66902279
his name is ray george
>>66902302
garbrandt is just gonna get heem'd on
i want to like him, i just cant
>>66902314
I googled ray george didnt fight anything
>>66902346
Ray Borg, you goof
I maintain he's an excellent prospect despite losing to Scoggins, he looked good regardless
does anyone else think rose is severely depressed?
fuck you pat, you're not doing your job
>>66902467
>people wanna rush her into a fight with Joanna
top kek
>>66902498
Joanna would meme all over her so hard, her TDD is far too good and judging by Rose's striking against Torres she's far from ready to match up with the best striker in the divison
I'm a big Rose fan but you can't rush these things
>>66902370
I was pretending bro
>>66902568
Oh shit
I thought I was the memer but I have been memed upon
Werdum approves of your ruse cruise
>>66902610
how new are you m8 ive been pretending a lot for the last months
>>66902467
She has an emotional support dog
>>66902406
Cringed
>>66902467
Absolutely. The problem is she is doing everything her doctors are telling her to do (connecting with animals and nature, a healthy relationship, career, fans, a positive attitude) yet she still feels like shit psychologically.
>>66902406
The country of wmma
>be undefeated champ at the toughest weightclass at the time
>get heemed by the dragon
>still remain a top 3 LHW
>help some niglet in your gym who fights at your own weightclass
>become bffs
>earn a title shot agaisnt someone that you would have easily beat (Shogun)
>get injured
>said niglet steals your title shot, tells everyone he would fight you
>your camp for the past decade betrays you in favor of the niglet
>forced to join a meme camp (Blackzillians)
>niglet wins the title
>insults you, becomes your enemy
>becomes the most dominant p4p fighter
>beats your ass, probably didn't heem you because deep down he's grateful for your help
>lose a gimme fight to diet nog
>get outstriked by ryan fucking bader
>going to fight a gimme fight against shogun
>pulls out, glover steps in (a significantly more difficult fight
>still take the fight
>get heemed in >2 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4ygSYo1PCQ
may's upcoming events list looks like this so far lads
UPCOMING EVENTS (MAY):
5/6: ONE FC 41 (Bigdash vs Butorin)
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 155 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
>>66902786
Delete that now.
>>66902898
Was that DC or Rumble?
>>66902786
>mfw after watching that video as a rashad fan
I shed a tear desu
>>66902942
HE'S STILL OUR BOY
>>66902541
and to think she btfo of pvz. fucking wmma strawweight division is shit
>>66902933
I think after DC.
http://www.expressen.se/sport/mma/the-mauler-jag-ar-pa-vag-att-forlora-elden/
>>66902786
Anyone watched road to the octagon where they show that little kid playing basketball with terminal illness whom Rashad would've dedicated the victory to? All these feels.
>>66902786
That interview is JUST tier
Up there with the brendan fraiser one where hes mumbling
>>66901900
>implying khabib wouldn't ragdoll him and gnp him as well
when has askren ever fought someone who wasn't a literal who?
>>66902898
LHW has such a huge power gap between fighters in the top 5
Did Italy really take a guy to Bellator?
>>66903135
no m8, I was just pretending
but I did go to bellator
>>66903093
>>66903124
when will sakara lay off the pasta hes been looking pudgy for a long time
>>66903165
>cutting weight and laying off the pasta
>being italian
pick one
this fight was actually at 205 because he felt like the cut to 185 was too much
so not soon, probably
>>66903195
how fat are you
>>66903165
As a Roman and a nationalist, alessio eats only risotto, like the duce would have wanted
>>66903216
not at all
>>66903227
alessio is a chill guy, he's not a fascio
also
>roman
>risotto
sì, e magari contorno di polenta
>>66903227
>>66903262
what is a roman meal then, mario and luigi
>>66903280
Jewish fried artichokes and pasta with shitload of egg yolk and some pig cheek, goat bulking meal desu
>>66903280
spaghetti alla carbonara
>>66902786
Fucking hell man
Who's the richest UFC fighter? BJ Penn?
>>66903437
duke rockhog
>Cruz
>dilly
>McDonald
>Almeida
>garbrant
>Dodson
>lineker
Is there a spicier division than 135?
>>66903437
http://mma-manifesto.com/ufc-fighter-salary-database/salary-main/ufc-career-fighter-earnings.html
they don't call him the count for no reason
>>66903437
Conor
>>66903437
>>66903527
including sponsorships and all that? probably GSP. Under Armor paid him a fuckload of money.
>>66903487
welterweight
>>66903611
What a goof, if he stuck around for that reebok money he could have definitely made a lot more
>>66903611
Doesn't he also have a tv show now?
GSP is making bank
>>66903645
>>66903689
GSP probably worth $20m+ at this point. McGoober will go broke within 2 years of retirement.
If it wasn't for Reebok, I'm pretty sure McGregor would have a big sponsor like Nike or something backing him.
>>66903760
>Canada in charge of understanding sarcasm
>tfw you witnessed Rashad Evans last fight yesterday
>>66903778
I knew you were being sarcastic you dumb fuck. I was just saying Conor would be worth way more if it wasn't for Reebok.
>>66903809
unfortunately, he'll be back and some young buck will ruin him
>>66903809
I wonder how Jon feels like rn
>>66903955
probably coked the fuck up
>>66903955
nothing at all
like a true sociopath
>>66903955
He probably came 3 times to the webbums
>>66903955
probably feelsbadman
rashad was his mentor and he expressed some regret in the past that they're no longer friends
yo
>>66903809
Why is it so hearbreaking to see this man's career fall apart? I've never expressed compassion for fighters going through adversity before.
Anyone else see shades of JDS in Bethe, especially in her last fight? Sharp boxing, good movement and elite TDD. The only thing that was really missing was obviously the power.
>>66898454
ugly piece of garbage
>>66902786
I don't know why, but I find Rashad extremely unlikable. It has nothing to do with color, I'm indifferent about Phil Davis, and even nearly murderous Jon Jones doesn't make me want to see him lose like Rashad does.
Maybe it has some weird cockiness to him or so
>>66905364
>It has nothing to do with color
>That flag
>>66902723
>with a dude 20 years older than you
>healthy relationship
Pick one. Pat is a bum holding her back in life.
>>66905009
We know she's your waifu pal, no need to reinforce that with your delusional compliments on her.
>>66905364
he fits that division too well.
most LHWs bring nothing new to the evolving sport of MMA
they just lift weights, get on the gas, and dont train any cardio or technique. masters of nothing spectacular. they learn an overhand and a basic takedown. thats it.
plus he looks like one of those failed NFL players that they stuff into a suit to do some kind of morning sport show.
>>66906186
still hoping for a webm of cat kneeing the fuck out of mieshas face
is jon jones the only meme left alive?
>>66906186
Wow, she held on to that for fucking ages.
>>66906419
I'll make that for you in a sec
If anyone wants webms, here's my library.
>>66906633
Autism
>>66906633
jelly tbqhwyf
>>66906633
reported
>>66895624
Anyone got the webm of pat berry kissing that thing?
UFC 200 is going to be mind blowing, guys
>>66906633
anderson's finish of nate marquardt from ufc 73
>>66906688
Autism for contributing?
Kek
>>66906633
When Machida knocked out Rashad?
>>66906633
thank you double dubs. alphacat my fightfu
>>66906751
more like mind blowingly SHIT
am I right ahaaha?
>>66906633
can you get a webm of nick diaz making this face
http://i.4cdn.org/sp/1460903751777.png
from ufc 62 i think?
lads...
Ariel Helwani
@arielhelwani
Tomorrow on #themmahour: @GeorgesStPierre @bjpenndotcom @BensonHenderson in studio @Ealvarezfight @thebeast_ufc @ChuckMindenhall & you!
>>66906633
whats the name of the torrent collection/bundle for the pride and ufc shows?
>>66906859
its kind of mind blowing that there is a world outside of my room
a world where people are in love like your webm
which was posted by Italy, like Italy is a place that actually exists too, full of people with their own crazy lives. i've never left my area in nearly 30 years. theres a whole world out there
>>66907047
>no rashad
>no jon jones
u slacking ariel
>>66906857
>>66906419
Sorry about the quality, my TUF stuff isn't really in the best quality.
>>66907090
They're seperate bundles, UFC I think was 1-134 and then I just added everything else myself as time went on.
Got everything from IPT, freeleech too.
>>66907032
sure
>tfw you're losing every rounds in your life
I need a Cheick tier comeback and heem my sadness. Hope I'll have the strenght
>>66907123
>somewhere out there is a damaged qt you can rescue so she falls in love with you and never ever leaves your side because you're her first love
there's still hope
>>66907251
bad stoppage if i'm being honest
could i get an invite to ipt, i'm having a shitty time finding mma torrents
>News surfaced late Saturday evening that UFC featherweight Diego Brandao had been arrested and charged with aggravated battery and 3 counts of aggravated assault according to ABQJournal.
>Brandao was involved in a verbal dispute with a DJ at a strip club called ‘Knockouts’. Brandao left the club, and was later denied re-entry due to the incident earlier. According to police, Brandao then “attempted to force his way in by throwing punches.”
>When Brandao tried to enter the club a third time, he was wielding a gun which he pointed at a bystander as well as an employee. Brandao then pistol whipped the employee and pointed the gun at a group of people before retreating to his vehicle.
hue
>>66907305
true pat was near his 30's when he picked up loli rose right?
>>66907649
also, what is it with Jackson's MMA fighters and breaking the law?
>>66907032
Just had a look, don't think that's from UFC 62
>>66907576
Got no invites left sorry
>>66907649
Roid rage im guessing
>>66907251
thank you --- you rock. can you make another one from rnd 3 @ 2:34 to 2:05 or so? (ive worn out my mouse button fapping to those 30 seconds)
>>66907909
that takedown must require a lot of strenght
>>66907260
Do what Cheick would do, cheat.
Who wins?
>>66908015
>gabigarcia.bmp
Which is what makes WMMA shit. They're either roided to the tits or genetically more male than female.
At least Rose and Holly actually look like women.
>>66908097
le meme kick man
>>66908097
pettis
>>66908097
Barboza I believe. He might tko Pettis.
I have that feeling that Pettis is done at the high level.
>>66908091
This. Poke life in the eyes. You'll only get a warning.
>>66908015
>carina damm on back
>cat literally kicks her ass up into the air
>then stomps on her pussy
i love you cat
>tfw I look like Baby Fedor
>>66908409
>that webm
what did you mean by this?
>you will never kiss rose like this on the mouth
>>66907741
hmm, must be ufc 65 then
sorry for that mistake
have a free nick diaz fight on me i came across looking up which fight it was
http://www.ufc.com/media/free-Fight-Friday-Diaz-vs-Fickett?id= not the fight with that face btw
here's a shit quality vid of that face
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SquJUpS1yWw
just would love to have a webm of it
also someone mentioned marquardt vs silva
>>66908588
end yourself
>>66908148
mmmmm - hollyyyyyyyyyy
>>66908752
I'm ok with this webm being posted every single thread
Which fighter's nearing retirement will you have trouble dealing with?
pic related
>>66908933
Probably DC because if he retires I'll have a problem containing my dick once rockhold moves up to lhw.
>>66909001
This guy gets it
>>66908097
I hope Barboza gets it done, he deserves a big win
Pardon me, I just came back from my vacation, but what was Dana's intention when he threw that UFC newcomer to Khabib? Does he want someone dying in the octagon?
>>66908933
Nick diaz when he does it for real
>>66908388
>then stomps on her pussy
thoughts on the holmes family?
>>66909210
That lil hoe probably pulled her shirt down before the pic was taken
>>66909210
aspen: "my aunt can beat up your aunt"
>>66909210
Need more samples before I can make an informed judgement.
So the huge co main they teased for 200 isn't happening ?
>>66909210
>holms
Why do people keep fucking up her name
It's Holm
Not Holmes or Holms
Granted it's a super common scandinavian name which means island
>>66908933
Shogun
>>66909331
Her name is Holly.
>>66908268
>lose to the champ and #1 contender
>suddenly you're done and washed up
I love this meme
>>66898167
Good post
>>66909331
>holmes
it's a meme (i think/i hope)
>>66909382
Well that's how I feel. I wasn't impressed by his last performances.
I don't like him too, he looks like a guy I knew who was succesful at everything in his life which made me envious since I'm betalord
>>66909312
there's not a lot of material to work with
>>66898167
coulda been worse - at least you didn't get caught up in moldova
>>66909329
its aldo vs frankie like i've been telling u goofs for months
>>66909470
Well he got beat by two guys who put together a good gameplan to counter his strengths
Pettis can't do shit when backing up so pressuring him is the only thing you can do because to just stand and kickbox with him will get you chewed the fuck up
I do think he needs to mix it up and work on his takedown defense and lateral movement but saying he's done after two guys with good gameplans and skillsets to execute that gameplan take him to a decision is premature
So is Rashad kill?
Check this out /heem/. For some reason, I'm on a list to get invitations to screen movies. This week I got an email to screen a movie called Security. So I pull up the imdb, and who do I see listed but Cung Le.
But I wonder: does posting on /heem/ count as blogging about media?
damn that dress ain't very christian, young lady
>>66909684
He needs to retire, fucking fighter spirit.
>>66909686
this is why no one likes people that live in california
>>66909686
go away ronda
>>66906633
>he uses a mac
>>66909719
I bet she fucks herself with her hairbrush
>>66909937
Before after or during nightly prayers?
>>66892781
when is funky coming to fight gsp in ufc?
>>66893005
literally the fucking perfect woman
>>66910048
If you actually believe that she's being honest...
>>66909976
Is that Dana in the back?
>>66910048
>she shares a photo that she didn't even make
>"she's literally the fucking perfect woman"
>>66909210
How can she live in New Mexico with that skin?
>>66910018
Never, Dana hates him and I don't think the Fertittas care about him either
>>66906633
Ron Jeremy announcing UFC 5
>>66910138
He's bringing Conor drinks
>>66910193
>TheOmegaManBrotherhood.jpeg
Is there anything to do?
I got nothing to do till the end of the month.
>>66908588
lady's face in the back sums up that picture quite nicely
>>66910382
come watch the nba playoffs senpai
charlotte hornets vs miami heat about to start
http://zunox.hk/zxtv30.html
Thanks to whoever posted about the TUF 17 finale with Miesha vs Cat. One of the more awkward stare down deals the UFC have produced
>>66910630
#rarewebm
>>66910047
>>66909937
rondas sister is superior in every possible way
>>66910382
Masturbating is always a good thing to do.
>>66910630
>say 3 complimentary things about miesha appearance
>1 cool hair
>2 nice ass
>3 cool hair and nice ass
>>66910852
beeg american tiddies cousannn
>>66910630
lmao
>>66910382
you could always systematically exterminate the Jewry of Europe
>>66910966
Yes do this please
Are these two the worst WMMA fighters? Jesus, why the fuck did i watch two of my least favorite fighters fight?
haha
>>66911180
lol haha
>>66911180
that boy aint right damnit
he better be making bank off sponsors
>>66911180
lol
>>66911178
It was more of a sparring session than a fight
UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (OSP vs Jones)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
NEWS:
>Fedor vs Maldonaldo confirmed
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/17/11445374/fedor-emelianenko-vs-fabio-maldonado-set-for-fight-nights-in-russia
>Michael Chiesa was worried he was going to soil himself at UFC on FOX 19
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/17/11446188/michael-chiesa-was-worried-he-was-going-to-soil-himself-at-ufc-on-fox
>Lawler will not be in the UFC 200 comain
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/04/dana-white-says-robbie-lawler-targeted-for-ufc-201-or-ufc-202-likely-against-tyron-woodley
>Diego Brandao arrested
http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/ufc-diego-brandao-arrested-after-allegedly-hitting-strip-club-employee-with-gun-041616
>>66911308
imagine if Maldonado heems Fedor
>>66910915
fake tits don't count and is shows her fucking stupidity by adding 3 pounds to her weight that cannot be cut.
>>66911308
Fedor should be fighting Werdum, not Maldonado.
>>66896508
189
>>66911178
pvz is shit tier too
Anyone else watching Countdown on FS1? Jones talking about how he took to weightlifting.
Who /40BananasADayMINIMAL/ here?
>>66911180
rofl
>>66902707
DELETE THIS
sage had to be homeschooled right?
>>66911499
ITS 30 AND MINIMUM DON'T CHANGE THE MEME REEEEEEEEEE
>>66911180
lol haha
>>66911616
>doesn't consume 40 bananas a day MINIMAL
>>66911469
I'd pick her over """Rocky""" or """Pitbull""" any day.
>>66911293
I honestly do not see the appeal of Pennington. She should drop weight when the UFC gets the women's 125lb. division going, because she's too small for this division I think. It was such shit.
>>66911180
how does this kid fucking do it
>>66911180
he's like, no kitty, you can't have my high protein meal and zippy water, colby, kitty's being a D-I-L-D-O
how about some mma YOU JUST KNOW's
postem
Man heem is dead tonight
>>66911957
heem died last year, you fags are still using its name
>>66912076
I've forgotten more about mma posting on /sp/ than you will ever know
>>66911180
>not eating during
What's wrong with this guy
>>66912105
you spend a lot of time here I guess? something to be proud of, really.
>>66909976
>that webm
kek
>>66911604
Possibly at some point, but he graduated from a normal high school and was elected homecoming king senior year.
>>66912172
there is a mean joke in there, I'm above telling the joke but not about mentioning it exists.
new bread where
>>66912172
you just know
>>66912265
>>66912265
>>66912265
new and fresh
>>66903809
>"what happened"
![1460907770154[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/y9r6JzW.png "1460907770154[1]")
