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THE TIME IS NOW
The Ukranian Cain Velasquez
>>66863097
who is taking the photo's that's the real question?
>mum take a photo of me looking off into the distance like a male model
who's this russian twink?
he is cute. CUTE
>>66863076
>not Ukraine Velasquez
Just end your life now
>>66863076
slav pride worldwide
Arm me with harmony....
Lads watch this fight
https://youtu.be/PEpX2ZQLBVA?t=33m5s
https://youtu.be/PEpX2ZQLBVA?t=33m5s
https://youtu.be/PEpX2ZQLBVA?t=33m5s
Its Kimbo/Dada-esque in terms of technique (hopefully no one suffers a heart attack though). Also they are 18 and 19 respectively.
How many bongs, lads?
YOU DOWN WITH OSP?
>>66863152
jones will make him humble
>>66863152
Yeah you know me
UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/16 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
(((PRELIMS START AT 1:30 PM EDT, 10:30 AM PDT, 6:30 PM BST, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 4 PM EDT, 1 PM PDT, 9 PM BST)))
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Teixeira vs Evans)
(((FIGHT PASS PRELIMS START AT 4 PM EDT, 1 PM PDT, 9 PM BST, PRELIMS START AT 6 PM EDT, 3PM PDT, 11 PM BST)))
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Souza)
(((STARTS AT 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST)))
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (OSP vs Jones)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
NEWS:
>UFC 200 is going to be shit
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/04/dana-white-says-robbie-lawler-targeted-for-ufc-201-or-ufc-202-likely-against-tyron-woodley
Dos Anjos-Alvarez set for July 7th Fight Pass card
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/15/11438832/rafael-dos-anjos-to-defend-title-against-eddie-alvarez-on-ufc-fight
>Khabib: "The lightweight division is full o bums yeh"
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/15/11437004/khabib-nurmagomedov-calls-mcgregor-diaz-ferguson-cerrone-bums-wants
INFORMATION OF NOTE:
Lawler will not be in the UFC 200 comain
The dream is dead
>>66863136
fuck i want to fight him so bad i hope estonia beats the shit out of him fucking little cunt
fuck him
How is Woodley getting a title shot? He never defeated anyone in the top 5.
Do it for her
>>66863185
Finally Robbie will lose definitively.
>tfw no one in this thread would survive 1 minute in my closed guard
>Woodley getting a title shot
Woodley will gas after two rounds like always does and Robbie will heem him
>>66863197
He beat Conduit
>>66863216
fuck that little runt poof cunt
i'd smash the cunt
>>66863199
>tfw leites didn't win for his daughter
Rose NamaWHOnas
what did he mean by this?
we need to see a Bethe victory bunda dance tonight
who /nicolay Berdikhin/ here?
he's so dreamy
>>66863254
how did rogain maintain his composure
desu Wonderboy vs Rory is way more hype then Robbie vs Woodley
>>66863238
>being buttblasted this much over a lithuanian neet imageboard celebrity twink
jesus kek
>>66863289
because she's not a black male
>>66863259
rare Croatian Pepe with a battle cry, I like it
>>66863289
>>66863312
Samefag.
>>66863306
he always talks shit like he'd take on all comers and then backs down like a little girl
i'd be happy to take the ferry to lithuanalia and smash him for a couple of pints and some coke money
while mommy takes photos
where is the poof now probably eating some vegan diet or some shit no wonder he is so skinny lol
>>66863289
it wasnt ngannou
>>66863289
>>66863312
>>66863322
>>66863339
what's going on here?
>>66863339
this is me
>>66863289
it wasn't Cheick Kongo
>>66863334
calm down anon, he was just pretending bro kek
New Weezer album is legit 2bh
>>66863375
Do they have a Face the Pain cover or something?
UFC FIGHT NIGHT
>Main Card (FOX 8pm ET/ 5pm PT/ 1am BST)
Glover Teixeira vs. Rashad Evans
Rose Namajunas vs. Tecia Torres
Khabib Nurmagomedov vs. Darrell Horcher
Cub Swanson vs. Hacran Dias
>Prelims (FOX 6pm ET/ 3pm PT/ 11pm BST)
Beneil Dariush vs. Michael Chiesa
Bethe Correia vs. Raquel Pennington
Court McGee vs. Santiago Ponzinibbio
Randy Brown vs. Michael Graves
>Fight Pass Prelims (UFC Fight Pass 4:30pm ET/ 1:30pm PT/ 9:30pm BST)
John Dodson vs. Manvel Gamburyan
Oluwale Bamgbose vs. Cezar Ferreira
Elizeu Zaleski dos Santos vs. Omari Akhmedov
>>66863408
Thank you for for your service.
>>66863408
ok m8
kek hendo is bringin the bantz
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEKFNFNm7dk/
>>66863375
>muh random post that has nothing to do with current discussion or mma xdddd
fuck off to /brit/
>>66863408
If Florida is such a great state why did they end up with such a mangled card?
>>66863370
sorry i'm drinking bourbon and for me its like fight juice makes me angry and makes me think i'm invincible
>tfw you actually want to fight people for fun but you cant because its socially not acceptable
i want to fight my boss i think it would be a fair fight as well he has an inch on me in size but he's older so i have youth on my side
but you cant just say to your boss "wanna fight?"
>we fight club now
>>66863408
>Beneil Dariush vs. Michael Chiesa
noice
>Bethe Correia vs. Raquel Pennington
pic related
>Court McGee vs. Santiago Ponzinibbio
noice
>Randy Brown vs. Michael Graves
who
>John Dodson vs. Manvel Gamburyan
noice
>Oluwale Bamgbose vs. Cezar Ferreira
noice
>Elizeu Zaleski dos Santos vs. Omari Akhmedov
who
2 bongs 20 bings until glory
>>66863431
In both threads 2bh
>>66863445
they don't have Rumblr in Norway?
>>66863436
It's not Tampa is a shit hole.
>>66863493
or Iceland
>>66863493
no but i like the direction the app is taking
>>66863527
nice proxy
Currently watching AXS fights I recorded.
Glory in 2 and a half hours.
UFC tonight.
It's a good day, lads.
>>66863545
Get a job
>>66863542
>not knowing that Gunnar Nelson posts here
>>66863510
does this qualify as avatar/signature or spam?
>>66863566
You just know she thought she was going to wrestlefug Joanna easily.
>>66863558
It's Saturday fuckboi
>>66863593
Saturday is a social construct
>>66863617
mma is a social construct
Is this fighter clean now?
smug ref
>>66863617
Work week is a social construct. I'm a hunter gatherer.
>>66863564
>implying real Gunnar isn't with Conor right now helping him to lose against Nate again
>>66863666
Did Rogan lose his hair because of roids or because of aging?
>>66863667
fuck you cunt gunnar is helping connor with his sick jitz and he will be triumphant against nate mark my icelandic words
>>66863686
he was already balding hard at 20
>>66863686
A little from column A, a little from column B.
lads im so drunk i dont think i'm going to make it to shitpost about glory
how many bings do we have til glory?
Worrying lack of fofao posting in this thread
>>66863644
as clean as her dick after she pulls out of you
>>66863756
>drunk in the afternoon
is life so dead in iceland
>>66863756
4.5 bongs or so?
>>66863790
day drinking is best drinking anon
>>66863790
>is life so dead in iceland
yes, aquafresh
i think even i would drink if i lived there
Is Rico transitioning to MMA if he heems Badr Hari?
friendly reminder that italy fag will be at bellashit so look out for /heem/ signs and shit i expect him to show some respect to us
>>66863889
is Ronaldo transitioning after he gets reemed by Badr Hari?
Based seats desu
>>66863934
So Glory, UFC, AND Bellator tonight?
As a day ever had the potential for so many heems?
>>66863947
where's the cage?
>>66863937
wat
>>66863947
do you have a /heem/ poster ? or will you shout random shit upons heems request?
>>66863889
hes already training mma hes just doing kickboxing right now for some paychecks
>>66863947
Tell Yankova to call me
I think Jose Aldo is a worse matchup for Frankie than Conor because he's got ridiculous takedown defense and Frankie's standup wasn't enough to decisively land on him in the first fight
I think Aldo's going to take Frankie to a decision again and he'll end up fighting Conor next, which is exactly what the UFC wants because Conor will undoubtably starch Aldo once more
>>66864032
lose my number
Why is Rose favored?
>>66864046
meme win over paige vanzant
Is tapping to strikes ever acceptable?
>>66864046
same reason /heem/ is picking her, casuals are infatuated by her loli looks and only know her from the rose fight
none of them have ever seen tecia fight either
>>66864046
because she has momentum from the beating she gave Paige while Tecia has none from her boring fight against a scrub replacement
>>66864036
I think Frankie's standup has developed even better over time
Mentally, it's hard to say for sure where Aldo is
And as cliche as it is, the USADA factor is always something to take into consideration
>>66864046
People thought she defeated a legitimate contender.
>>66864089
delete this
>>66864071
better than being heem/d unconscious i guess
but giving up always leaves a bitter taste in the mouth
>>66864071
i dunno but
>he watches WMMA
>>66864156
>he watches the heavyweight division
>she will never stomp your balls
>he does memes
Do you think you can heem Mighty Mouse in an street fight?
>>66864155
Horrifying stuff lads
>watching anything but WW / MW
>believing LHW has any talent whatsoever
>watching manlets with the punching power of a pair of socks go until decision
>watching WMMA go to a 5 round decision or win by RNC
>>66863947
Have fun senpai
He makes some really good points
>>66864231
>>66864376
>a jew shilling for the BLM
surprise
Mfw i just realised that u cant post mp4:s on 4chan.
>>66864376
Why not just have wonderboy fight woodley then? woodley's a bum version of hendricks, and after seeing hendricks vs wonderboy and rory vs woodley im pretty sure wonderboy would simulate woodley's death within the first round
Can Gabi defeat the Russian Bunda Babe?
>>66864376
>split decisioned a sick Gastelum
>>66863254
fuck Bethe has the best bunda in the UFC. Her face is just unfortunate
>>66864376
>Woodley beat Condit head-to-head
First fight was a pretty spicy savate bout
Second was a fight between two women that were pretty shit desu
>>66863965
Now is not the time for mma
That comes later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZIZ44Ikf2c
>>66864587
is this gonna be shown on italian tv? is there anyway to stream it?
why even live if you wont impregnate Gabi?
>>66864626
zunox is streaming it live, the absolute madman
>>66864655
that's a big bitch
>>66864655
as a high test man I see only one real woman pictured there
>>66864655
because anytime she coughed or sneezed it would probably abort the fetus
Who could you rather bang Rose or Torres?
>>66864735
Would Pat be watching me?
>>66864735
I have a fetish for uncommonly short women soo.. Tecia is literally my fetish
>>66864755
CHICANO
>>66864671
mine is just showing football, gimme a link lad
KOKSAL VS MIGHTY MOUSE WHEN?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIXPGPK7blk
>>66864771
its not on yet u goof, bellator dont start for 2 more bongs
i think theyre doing the bellator kickboxing stuff or somethign
>>66864822
ah ok lad, thought the prelims were the kickboxing matches
Reminder that Ronda got BLACKED by Aljamain Sterling
>Wearing his fake chain
>>66864839
Travis would snap that little twerp in half
>>66864839
literal housenigger
>>66864839
when did carlton start fighting?
i hope miesha gets beat by amanda nunes
Reminder that blacks were literally enslaved by whites. Blacks are the most beta race
>>66864953
>wants to see a woman get beat
Weirdo
>>66864911
what does your webm prove? he would beat the fuck out of Aljo
>>66864979
I'm at the McD's on Wyandotte bitch. Be there within the next hour or forever be known by /heem/ as the little bitch you are.
>>66864960
Blacks were enslaved by other blacks, making them the most beta AND most alpha
actually they were probably enslaved by everyone
>>66864953
4 champions in 4 months would be nice. would really show how shitty MMA is in general
>>66865003
>posing as Sage Fagcutt
>>66865036
The game waits for NO ONE.
AKA will have 5 champs by the end of the year
Cain
DC
Luke
Khabib
Bethe
prove me wrong
protip: you can't
>>66864711
10/10, have a (You)
>>66865064
>Cuck Browne will beat him
>Jon Jones will rape him
>The Chris will have his revenge
>Khabib will never fight again after this weekened
>literally who
>>66865036
It's wmma you basically got 2 weight classes and no past investment from any sport and now the ufc is making it big finally giving women the chance to chose the fighting path something they could never really earn money with.
>>66865064
Cain is at a stage of his career where Dana would strip him off the title if he gets injured.
DC is too emotional to beat Jones.
Luke is definitely gonna remain champ.
No one cares about Khabib anymore, he's entered CM Punk lands of irrelevance.
Cyborg will wipe out the entire WMMA division
>triggering Iceland just by being pretty
Anyways, will Rashad rather than engaging start dancing again?
>>66864911
>fake an overhand
>come with an uppercut and catch them ducking down
Why is Mark Hunt the only one who knows how to do this?
>>66865247
when is Dana going to give Cain the Brown Pride belt to defend in his "home"land and then lose
and then let him keep the Brown Pride belt whether he wins or loses
>>66865307
>brown pride
>born in the USA
>can't articulate a single sentence in Spanish
>gassed out and loses like a bitch in his ''home'' country
>UFC marketing team
>>66863216
He has an extremely punchable face
>>66865401
>has all his demands met, gets blown the fuck out, and then immediately rewarded with a rematch because he didnt win
>still retarded enough to injure yourself when the UFC is doing everything in its power to have a chicano champion
typical smelly dumb beaner scum
acb 33 still going
http://a-russia.ru/match-fighter-online/
>>66865503
His broken nose tells me you aren't the first to think that.
>>66863185
which is what the britfag should have posted when he started the new thread. good job burgerbro.
Joe Rogan podcast,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqhkAZPU5CQ
Check it out.
>>66865861
>bryan have you been watching any good cuck porn yet? check out this guys dick with me and tell me what you think....
>bryan, i gave you that onnit starter kit right?
>yes joe i drink a lot of kale shakes now too
>HAHA fuck man the future of 3D sex is here!!
>>66865861
>brian redban
>joe rogan
no thx
http://youtu.be/bApaEcJur2Y
>>66865861
>you will never have a hot bossy older girlfriend
>>66865861
>it's a dick episode
its nate diaz's birthay lads
lets all wish him a happy day
>>66866097
or any
>>66865861
>it's not live
>>66866107
happy birthday Nate, not too long until McGregor ends your meme
>>66866107
>missed it by 4 days
>>66866097
Had one, she was 26 and had her own business, I was just an autist student. That dynamic just doesnt work long term
>>66866349
You don goofed
>>66866349
>26 is old and people are given their own businesses by then
who /26 and JUST/ here
>>66866421
OLDER goof, I was 20
Im 28 now
>>66866421
I'm about to be 27 and well on my way to wizardry status, lad.....
i'm 45, pretty sure i'm the oldest guy on /heem/
i also still live with my mom
>>66866483
Good lad
>>66866483
Does she watch the fights with you?
Am I the only one in here who actually wants to make it in fighting and has a realistic chance since I'm not a grown baby with no athletic skills?
What the fuck do you guys do with your lifes, why are you even here and not somewhere where losers can be?
>>66866528
And just where do you think you are
>>66866512
sometimes if i'm not watching them on heemspeak
>>66866528
I have a better chance than you
>>66866528
This is the thread for talking about the sport of MMA. You can talk about practicing MMA over in /asp/
>>66866549
kek /pol/bro
>>66866421
>Tfw 23 now
Where are the years going? Just the other day I was 18 and graduating high school, now I gotta pay taxes.
>>66866461
Are you me?
>>66866528
If you aren't such a baby, why not give a chance at fighting me?
>>66866618
Obviously I want to talk about the sport and not talk about practice you goon, there are professionals for that kind of shit.
But you'd figure that you guys are at least doing something with your lifes and most people here at least do martial arts as a hobby.
>>66866564
Are you black or why?
>I, myself, being me, rate Pancrase
>>66866733
why are you so eager to engage in frivolous violence? you are a smart guy
>>66864655
she's got a good v-shape on her
>>66866751
he's young dumb and full of cum
he's also on the gas and has the roid rage
>>66866733
Are you sure you want to do it? Some guy already called me out but I will only do it for money I won't risk getting kicked for illegal fights unless we bet some money. Every man bets on himself obviously.
>>66866735
Im black
>>66866813
Its an american thing
>>66866838
That's just statistics, as an individual statistics do nothing for you.
>>66866799
50 eurobuxs
Bethe Correia
>>66866874
That's not even a days worth of work, are you trolling me?
>>66866879
holy fuck i want to bang her so hard
>>66866813
your people are better at filtering out bullshit than ours
>>66866896
you sound like a pussy
>>66866896
200eurobux
That's almost half a month of working as an europoor
27 bings until bellator lads
>>66866926
How would you know what a pussy sounds like you virgin.
>>66866936
Get a fucking real job you idiot.
>>66866813
by preferring to be alone and having depression kill your caring and self-confidence
>>66866902
i've never considered ronda to be pretty but i suppose it's all relative
>>66866957
are there going to be any spicy wmma fights on bellameme?
>>66866963
i'm not the virgin bro
and i'm not scared to fight like u
lithcuck i will fight you for $200
http://www.ufc.tv/video/glory-29-superfight-series
http://www.ufc.tv/video/glory-29-superfight-series
http://www.ufc.tv/video/glory-29-superfight-series
http://www.ufc.tv/video/glory-29-superfight-series
http://www.ufc.tv/video/glory-29-superfight-series
How do I become a MUNSTER?
>>66867004
yes u goof anastasia is fighting
also some italian literal WHOres
/heem/'s very /blog/ currently
Which fight are you most looking forward to tonight you fuitbowls?
>>66867029
let rogan hype you up
>>66866995
Bet I could smash some murrikan pussy right off the plane.
Who's watching Glory bois
>>66864046
Because tecia sucks
>>66866896
>I am not a grown baby
You understand people who fight professionally in minor organizations are getting less than 50 or even do it for free?
You are not a fighter, you are just another german cuck.
>>66863046
good thread 2bh
>>66866870
As an individual i am 6'4 walking around at 220 and can cut to 205. With Greco and folkstyle experience
>>66866995
Are you a manlet or something? American chicks were super fucking easy in my experience.
>>66866978
Stop being so sad man, you're a man aren't work fucking through it and get where you need to be in life already.
>>66866995
>I am a virgin and it is out of my control
Dear god just kill yourself
>>66867109
And fighters work jobs to get money, you're a kid who doesn't understand how the world works you need to work hard to get to a place normal people aren't because if it was easy everyone would be there but just because you're training shouldn't mean you should not work a job because you always need a plan B.
>>66867116
That's great thanks for telling me
Glory rules are good, I see why its always so spicy now. ere we go lads
>>66867145
american men are cucks
anyone have a stream for super fight series?
>>66866528
I'm athletic and skilled enough to do regional mma
It's really a toss up cause you don't know if your gonna draw some fat tweeker, or wind up getting blasted by some 40 year old PE teacher on the gas
I work as a commercial fisherman
Fight me irl
>>66867229
UFC.tv
>>66866528
This IS where losers can be.
HEEEEEEM
Maximo is about to get heemd
HEEM
>>>/co/81878752
>>>/co/81878993
Would Prime UFC 100 Brock Lesnar beat Batman lads?
AXS card was spicy lads
What are you guys watching and how do I watch?
heem taking a nap
Good morning fellas
I'm bout to be on the gras
>>66867374
I only saw the first two HEEMS then I watched The Big Short with my gf. Really great movie, highly recommend.
>>66867381
Glory prelims
ufc.tv
>>66867381
ufc.tv
>>66867420
>>66867422
Thanks.
>>66867381
ufc.tv
>he pays for goypass
how long until bellator stream starts?
where are the predictions?
>>66867407
Watch a real documentary instead like a grown up
>>66867473
>he isnt a fight fan
>>66867488
9 bings
get in here for bellator pals
http://zunox.hk/zxtv21.html
>>66867069
source jesus christ
>>66867493
Predictioncuck didn't come back after the card got changed.
>>66867493
Is anyone actually taking predictions for this card?
>>66867473
>He can't afford $7.99 a month
>>66867552
Glory is on right now goof
>>66867552
I feel bad for laughing. Did he make it?
anyone acestream for bellator?
>>66866528
Are you implying that only those who want to be fighters should be in this thread?
>>66867627
it looks like the wooden post broke his fall so he should be good
>>66867627
Don't think ITV would display it if he was dedded
>>66867189
>And fighters work jobs to get money, you're a kid who doesn't understand how the world works you need to work hard to get to a place normal people aren't because if it was easy everyone would be there but just because you're training shouldn't mean you should not work a job because you always need a plan B.
I wasn't asking you to start trivial life philosophy fit for YA books.
I asked you to fight and you refused. Even following your logic there, it doesn't add up since all those fighters try to make ends meet, and with such a low chance to make lots of money out of fighting, they fight because they love it. Now you don't have a fighting spirit, or have very skewed emasculated idea of what a fighter should be doing.
It's alright if you afraid, hans, but you could be more candid about it next time.
>>66866879
that bunda is ridiculous. shes like 90% bunda
>>66867497
That's what you said last night.
>those flying 1-2 punches
>>66867697
Alright mate
>>66867189
>>66867697
Lithcuck has pretty much BTFO Germany
>>66863958
DELETE THIS
Any of you want to do me a favor and call my dispatch tapeline and tell me how many jobs there are tonight and what letter and number it's starting on? (three one oh) 5499446. I have no phone service where I'm at and I'm trying to figure out if I'm gonna work tonight or be able to watch the fights.
who /basedlithcuck/ here?
>>66864655
>Gabi is 6'1"
Those designer PEDs they're putting into the Brazilian food supply
>>66867994
>designer PEDs
heem can't standy uppy
bellator when? still footie on the zunox stream for me
>>66867841
>asking /heem/ autists to call your work
what could possibly go wrong?
>>66868156
will you be making webms of all the heems tonight lad? are you based enough?
>>66868219
Do it for me, bud. Tell the dispatcher you'll delete his chin if he doesnt beak me off a key clerk.
>>66868156
BROKEN
>>66868156
weak chin 2bh, wasnt a hard shot at all and it deleted his consciousness
>>66868221
I'll get lazy and leave it to Aus when he wakes up
>>66867841
Could barely understand it but it sounded like 464 jobs "we'll be on P 47 81, P as in Peeto(?) 47 81"
Hope that helps.
>>66868335
>wasnt a hard shot at all
t.armchair casual
BELLATOR WHEN?
>bellator when?
Rose Namajunas has the best ass in MMA.
NEW
I'm in my mid 40s so it may be an age thing but what is this obsession with big asses these
days. I know that most black guys have always been into them but it seems like all young guys
want a chick with a big fat ass.
GIve me a body nice fit tight body like Rose any day over someone hippo ass Bethe.
>>66868469
BELLATOR WHERE
>>66868513
>State of this post
>>66868517
some guy keeps saying zunox, they have it up in listing but nothing playing yet
>>66868469
38 bings until prelims
>>66867552
did he died?
>>66868403
Thanks dude, I appreciate it.
Probably gonna have to wagecuck it up tonight :/
>>66868513
>he is gay
>>66868513
I like both 2bh, there are asses big and small that are nice and ones that are not nice.
>Tate and Edgar earn title shots and get fucked over
>Woddley gets one because Hendricks is a fat fuck.
>Meanwhile they're wasting wondermeme vs rory
Are Dana and joe silva genuinely fucking retarded or something
Werdum vs Monson who wins on the ground?
Now that's Jeff's won his 60ths fight via North-South Choke and is retiriring (hopefully) let's re-visit with the former UFC Champion contender and how he'd fare.
Let's say they had an MMA fight but decided not to keep it standing (which is what Jeff and Werdum do a lot anyways).
Bear in mind Monson did decision Roy Nelson w no grappling involved.
Given Werdums desire to take it to the ground...who would win with Monson in his prime:
if it to went the ground ?
in a pure grappling tournament ?
Hi guys
Why is Jon so based and Cormier such a fat pudgy piece of shit?
>>66868661
>wasting wondermeme vs rory
I hate this the most
>>66868685
More than Isis?
>>66868661
>>Tate and Edgar earn title shots and get fucked over
Dana did Tate a favour desu, she was going to lose to Ronda for the third time and probably retire
>>66868661
>>66868685
Why? It's the easily the most exciting fight at 170 right now, who gives a fuck if it's not for a title? If wonderboy loses than he's still going to meme his way through lawler, woodley and anyone else they put in front of him eventually.
>>66868513
I think Bethe's ass is big but also tight so it's good
thinking about those lard-ass hood rats make me vomit
>>66868679
How does it feel that a "fat pudgy piece of shit" is more successful than you'll ever be?
>>66869138
At least I dont have a dead daughter to haunt me at night.
>>66869208
It sounds like you're happy
>>66869208
>>66869208
savage
>>66868764
It's an exciting fight but it's between two of >MY BOYS and both could have had good fights with other people
innit lad
>>66869307
why are you meme arrowing MY BOYS
Are they not you real BOYS?
>>66869320
fackin mental bruv
>>66869339
MY BOY is a meme, but I am memeing a meme so it cancels out and they are really my boys
>>66869208
>a lot of mma fighters have dead baby kids
This is a fact.
Where is prediction bro?
>>66869396
It's not a meme to me, I take it seriously
>>66869208
Thats because youre too much of an ugly fuck to have anyone even consider to have the sex with you that makes a daughter
I fucked your mother btw
ONE MORE ROUND
>>66869426
nice proxy heres your you
>>66869426
Seriously, is he not doing picks this time round?
Should I do it lads? I have no image editing skills whatsoever but cutting and pasting some posts together can't be too hard. Anyone else stepping up?
>>66869447
>>66869138
Please fuck off back to /r/mma with the other DC nuthuggers.
>>66869486
No one gives a shit about what you have to say
Shut up
>>66869516
If youre this rustled now I cant wait to see you the night DC has to give the belt back to its rightful owner.
I'm going to be sad when Rashad gets heemd. He's one of the people that really got me into MMA.
>>66869540
Nigga there's been a guy rusing it for the past couple of threads
Until I see an image actually compiled I think he's just baiting you all for (You)'s
>>66855460
Evans
Torres
Horcher
Swanson
>>66869208
delete this
>>66869138
DC has an asterisk by his title win and hes fat
>>66869208
/b/ is in the house
>>66869481
do it
i got
rashad
tiny tornado
khabib
cub
I GOT HEEMS IN MY HEAD AND THEY WONT GO
SLEEPIES IN MY HEAD AND THEY WONT GO
I GOT HEEMS IN MY HEAD AND THEY WONT GO
SLEEPIES IN MY HEAD AND THEY WON'T GO
AND THE HEEMS STILL RATTLE
THE HEEMS STILL RATTLE OHH OHHHH
Just made a few Lesnar webms, gonna dump
>>66869617
I don't want to do it if Predictionbro already has this shit done
Does anyone know if this guy is pissing around or not?
>>66869658
>Evans
>>66869546
You'll still be an ugly worthless fuck whose ass Id fucking demolish
>I got the genetics of—not to get into racism or anything — but I’m built like a black man.
http://www.mmamania.com/2009/06/18/ufc-quick-quote-brock-lesnar-is-built-like-a-black-man
What did he mean by this?
>>66869692
>ass Id fucking demolish
pause
>>66869640
[joe rogan ejaculates]
>>66869640
Based
>Schaub thinking he could heem Brock
>>66869691
ja wollah
>>66869720
ILL FUCK YOU TILL YOU LOVE ME FAGGIT
>>66869717
whats going on there?
>>66866306
>bait
>>66869678
Predictioncuck never came back after the card change.
>>66869718
He was a slave on his parent's farm until 17
>>66869743
The more I listen to Schaub the more I realize how much I actually fucking hate him besides meme purposes
How about you worthless fagoots just put a cheeky fiver down on a parlay and post a screencap like this? Are you really unable to scrounge $5 for a parlay?
>>66869743
>>66869817
[Translation]
I'm so jealous of Schaub I wish I was as handsome and successful as him.
>Marry, heem, fuck
>>66866997
SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE
>HURR
HARDER
>HURRR
HARDER!
>ARGHURRDURRRRRRRAWR
Anybody else watch this /heem/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAmJb_8Ey9I
>>66869817
For sure lose my number
>>66869841
Not everyone is dumb as you la'
>>66869841
Wow what a risk youre taking with those picks
>>66869743
What the fuck that that delusional fuck say now?
HAVE I BEEN WRON...nope doesn't feel the same.
>Tfw the meme is truly over
>>66869860
left to right duh
>>66869802
Alright whatever I'll take shit quality picks
I might not even be able to update it throughout the card desu but at least it'll be gathered and we can see who won at the end
Main Card
Glover Teixeira vs. Rashad Evans
Rose Namajunas vs. Tecia Torres
Khabib Nurmagomedov vs. Darrell Horcher
Cub Swanson vs. Hacran Dias
>>66869754
geen slimme keus vrind
>>66869924
GLOVER
ROSE
KHABIB
HACRAN
>>66869841
Tecia Torres is free money
>>66869924
glover
rose
khabib
cub
>>66869924
(You)ing myself with my picks
Rashad
Rose
Khabib
Cub
>>66869960
I fucking hate you, you fucking pussy. I wish I could fucking beat the shit out of you
>>66869865
If I'm dumber than you, how come I earn more money than you? Checkmate, poorfag.
>>66869853
>tfw the only two huge grudge matches I remember are lesnar/mir and jones/DC
>>66869924
Glover
Tecia
Khabib
Cubs
>>66869802
Yeah he did, the fuck you talking about lad?
>>66868764
>Why?
Because wondermeme should be fighting for the title and Rory should be fighting Woodley. Wasting two top contenders against each other for no reason is spastic
>>66869924
Texshera
Tecia
Habeebee
Swanson
>>66869924
>rashad via wrestle decision
>tecia via decision
>khabib via tko
>cub via tko
REAL PREDICTION BRO WHERE ARE YOU
>>66870038
That was just a lonely anon looking for attention, he wasn't actually taking picks.
>>66870021
How much do you earn that $5 is your disposable income? I want to get on that baller lifestyle.
>>66869924
Texeria
Torres
Nurmagomedov
Swanson
>>66869924
Glover
Tecia
Darrell
Hacran
>>66869778
that gorilla fucking face when lesnar stands up
>>66869924
Teixeira
Torres
Nurma
Dias
>>66870029
>aaron riley
poor guy got his jaw shattered more times than rose has gotten blacked
>>66870102
I wish he came back desu, but there's a bong and a few bings to the card and nothing in sight.
Predictions will lock in exactly one bong, not taking more after that
This is what I have so far, tell me if I've missed your post
>>66870123
>How much do you earn that $5 is your disposable income?
A lot more than you, the guy who can't put $5 down on fights without overdrafting his checking account.
>>66870134
>>66870136
>>66870160
added you 3 too btw
>>66870168
Rashid
Rose
Khabib
Hack-ran Die-as
you're at the club and 5th round robbie lawler slaps your gf on the ass
what do?
>>66870203
thanks bb
have some lesnar in his big boi eating pants
>>66870170
I bet you're that guy who put down $30 to win $3 on Ronda, that was you wasn't it? Time to own up
>>66870168
Teixeira
Namajunas
Nurmagomedov
Swanson
>>66870203
You're a real /heem/ hero
>>66870225
I'm the guy that put $20 on Nate to win $70
>>66869924
Teixeira
Tecia
Khabib
Cub
>>66870054
did norm macdonald and adam corrola have a kid?????
>tfw when you hear the tamale guy outside
Do you guys have a tamale guy in your neighborhood?
>>66870372
Rory will never be champ
>>66870138
That webm to me sums up why Robbie deserved that W
>>66870430
>tamale
?
>>66870430
no, i'm don't live in a
>poor
culturally enriched neighborhood. buy me a couple
is amanda nunes at +215 vs miesha literally free money?
anyone have a good site that streams 4 an poor fag
>>66870138
Round 5 Robbie truly is a scary thing
who /glory/ here
>>66870409
da loightweights heet loik heavy weights
>>66870512
UFC.tv
Very affordable service
>>66870441
Shut up
>>66870464
It's one of the few things I'll miss when I move out of the shithole known as the city of los angeles.
https://soundcloud.com/siriusxmrush/why-does-michael-venom-page-get-out-of-movement-training-all-the-little-things
>>66870516
literally like a man possessed
How does he tap into that? He's so nice outside the Octagon but here he's literally stalking his prey down like a predator
mandrama like shit
>>66870472
nope
>>66870438
Name other top contenders who will get/have gotten multiple title shots but will never be champ.
>Gustafsson
>Chad Mendes
On banana #25 lads
>>66870600
Or getting beaten she shit out of by nick diaz and not knowing when to relax and take a breather to take control of the fight.
>>66870628
Faber
>>66870512
what card are you talking about?
Just use serbiaplus if you want american channels.
>>66870638
how long ago was that again
>>66870628
Donald Cerrone
Urijah Faber
>>66870138
Condit has the best chin at WW without a doubt.
>>66870168
Rashad
Rose
Khabib
Cub
>>66870690
it's like she lost two large bananas while masturbating
>>66870679
Not nicks fault everyone else strikes like a kid
>>66870677
>serbiaplus
danke brudi evans vs. teixeira
is rogan commentating tonight?
>>66870168
Rashad
Rose
Khebib
Cub
>>66870168
Glover
Rose
Khabib
Cub
>>66870638
well yeah but that was before lawlers hair mysteriously dissappeared and his physique got somehow blockier and heavier but he developed large reserves of stamina as well. its a miracle all these things happened
>>66869924
Teixeira
Torres
Khabib
Swanson
>>66870813
he is scheduled to, but he'll never pass the USADA tests
Good morning /heem/!
>>66869924
Texeira by heem
Namajunas by decision
Khabib by submission
Dias by decision
>>66870168
Glover
Rose
Khabib
Cub
>>66870916
Good afternoon!
>>66870881
Puberty really does set in later with boys than with girls.
>>66870813
A rare Rogan FS1 card?
>>66869924
Teixeira
Torres
Eagle
Swanson
Is Tecia vs. Rose 3 rounds or 5 rounds?
Sup /heem/. Just getting ready for the fights.
Found out my buddy Joe was permaheemed last night. Apparently broke into a construction site while he was drunk and a beam fell on him and heemed him.
RIP Joe. You were heemed doing what you loved: being drunk and committing petty crime.
>>66871031
>being this casual
only main fights are 5 rounds
>>66871054
>being this sexist
its 2016, time to show women some respect UFC
Lads do we have a stream for fite nite
>>66871042
Sounds like fiction to me. If it's true there'd be something in the news or social media.
>>66871092
Actually it's Mother Earth who's being sexist and not giving women more testosterone
>>66871094
dana.com
>>66871094
getshilled.dana
>>66871166
you're mom
>>66869924
glover
rose
khabib
swanson
>>66871180
wow your so gay
choke on a dick
>>66871094
http://serbiaplus.club/ufctv.html
http://ufc-stream.com/live/ufc-live-stream/channel-3/
enjoy and trigger those gaylords who pay for it
how many bongs til the fight pass prelims lads
>>66871157
People get permaheemed by shit like that all the time, m8. People get in car accidents, people die in the workplace, people do dumb shit and wind up heemed. Most of it you never hear about.
Knowing Joe, he was probably trying to steal some tools or something. He does retarded shit when he's drunk. He stole a phone booth once, back when those were a thing. No real reason, he just thought it sounded like a good idea.
Anyway, yeah. Dude's permaheem.
>>66871258
Not even a bong lad, 39 bings
>>66871274
thanks, have a (you)
Weapons training for #xxxthereturnofxandercage @violentgentlemen
https://www.instagram.com/p/BERTkjtyten/
>>66871246
Those aren't live, those are old fights this card is on foxsports 1 and they are currently doing a weird panel show.
/foxsports1usa.html
whats the worst fight of all time?
>>66871325
BASED COUNT
>>66871266
Oh lmaobud. I will always be here to call you out on your lies. Just tell true stories, bud. Real life is better than fiction.
>>66871325
>Bisping sees a roider
Lads is the card tonight a paperview or what?
>>66863185
thanks breh
How long have you been clean, /heem/?
>>66871384
I'm drinking right now.
>having to get up off the couch and deal with connecting the laptop to the tv.
I fucking hate this part. If JewFC would get fight pass on PS4 I'd pay for it instead of pirating it.
>>66871384
less than 3 minutes
>>66871346
>every Canadian is that Somali cuck
Well, you believe what you want to believe, I guess, friend.
>>66870690
Matt brown got a good good one.
>>66871384
30secs
>>66869924
Rashad
Tecia
Khabib
Cub
>>66871384
about 2 hours
>>66871384
Less than an hour. People that don't have the discipline to use chemicals responsibly are pussies.
hi Adam
>>66871325
Is that a /k/-approved stance?
Fedor vs Maldonado
http://sportv.globo.com/site/combate/noticia/2016/04/fedor-emelianenko-volta-lutar-em-junho-e-enfrenta-fabio-maldonado.html
>>66871384
Hi, my name is David and I am addicted to the internet
>>66871467
Alpha male right here
>>66871384
5 seconds or so.
>>66871384
>being clean
Straight edge is for people who made it.
>>66871506
fuck off netherlands you druggy cunt
>>66871384
>cuck mcgee
>>66871384
Like 3 years
>>66871325
>lowering the rifle with the finger still on the trigger
he really is british
>>66871496
Fabio loves brain damage
New thread when?
>>66871496
Good to see Fabio gets a nice payday
he looks like hendricks' uglier brother
>>66871384
cograts on staying sober but I hope he loses and gets cut from the ufc soon, hes so boring to watch
NEW: >>66871641
>>66871246
these streams with their ads (yes I have adblocker) are so fucking shit I'm actually considering just paying 7euro and have sweet quality
>>66869924
Glover
Rose
Khabib
Cub
>>66871325
I didn't know brits could shoot guns without crying.
>>66871384
27 years
>>66870430
> I weesh
>tfw can't find decent chorizo and eggs
>>66871042
I've had close people die due to weird occurances and dumb situations and I'm sorry for you bro.
That being said you Canadians need to lay off that corn liquor dude nationalism lmao
>>66871384
I smoked weed this morning lmao
Nor cal represent yay yayee
>>66871325
that trigger discipline disappeared pretty fast
>>66863375
Cuck-core.
>>66863408
>Oluwale Bamgbose
>on Fight Pass
A goddamn disgrace. That nigger is rad.
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