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UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/16 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
(((PRELIMS START AT 1:30 PM EDT, 10:30 AM PDT, 6:30 PM BST, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 4 PM EDT, 1 PM PDT, 9 PM BST)))
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Teixeira vs Evans)
(((FIGHT PASS PRELIMS START AT 4 PM EDT, 1 PM PDT, 9 PM BST, PRELIMS START AT 6 PM EDT, 3PM PDT, 11 PM BST)))
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Souza)
(((STARTS AT 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST)))
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (OSP vs Jones)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
NEWS:
>UFC 200 is going to be shit
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/04/dana-white-says-robbie-lawler-targeted-for-ufc-201-or-ufc-202-likely-against-tyron-woodley
Dos Anjos-Alvarez set for July 7th Fight Pass card
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/15/11438832/rafael-dos-anjos-to-defend-title-against-eddie-alvarez-on-ufc-fight
>Khabib: "The lightweight division is full o bums yeh"
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/15/11437004/khabib-nurmagomedov-calls-mcgregor-diaz-ferguson-cerrone-bums-wants
INFORMATION OF NOTE:
Lawler will not be in the UFC 200 comain
The dream is dead
the REIGNING, DEFENDING, HEEM HEAVYMEME CHAMPION OF THE WOOOORLD
>>66854833
>not adding BRACE
https://www.ufc.tv/video/brace-39
on now
>>66854833
anyone riding the triple-header tommorrow?
reminder Horcher is going to pull out of the fight tomorrow, he looked like he was going to cry at the weigh ins
>>66854924
I think he was mostly concerned about not making weight, but he ended up making it
>>66854897
Who can stop him?
post yfw conor heems nate at ufc 200
>>66854978
>mfw Nate submits Conor...again
>>66855031
>Nate submits Conor
>roider dos anus is headlining fight pass now
post /ohmy/ moments pls
who BRACE now?
>mfw Nate is going to destroy Conor again
>>66855114
https://a.pomf.cat/baqpkl.webm
/asp/ie here. Literally never been to /sp/ before. What does /heem/ mean?
>islam memekachev
>>66854974
nice
>>66855243
>your children wont have Gabi's genes
why live?
>>66855274
thank god
When Aldo handily beats Edgar again all this USADA and le shot fighter deleted chin talk is going to evaporate really quick.
>>66855243
>>66855243
>>66855345
Have you got the finish from that fight?
It's so vicious and I really don't like Machida
>>66855274
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Gonna need to take an ice shower to cool off
>>66855365
no you weirdo
>>66855365
i have a couple of odd webms from Romero i am not sure if i have the finish ill post what i got from it
>>66855386
Cool thread dude thanks for sharing
>>66855398
your welcome
>>66855365
>>66855390
got that finish
>>66855386
they know thats photoshopped right? thats not what white people think black babies look like right? not even pol is this dumb right???
>the city of BRACE
god this show has such shit production. Fights are fun atleast.
Getting predictions for Rashad Vs Texiera. Main card only, if the fight gets cancelled, then i will just count your other predictions.
Glover Teixeira vs. Rashad Evans
Rose Namajunas vs. Tecia Torres
Khabib Nurmagomedov vs. Darrell Horcher
Cub Swanson vs. Hacran Dias
>>66855435
Hi, just saw your post. I've put it into the Quality Improver 2000, hope you like the result. God bless.
>>66855465
>cue 5 minute rant by Rogan explaining how soccer puts nitrous on your legs
Remember when this guy was rated the number 1 law in the world?
>>66855473
>showtime_gnp.webm
That's his brother
>>66855506
There's only one Pettis mate
>>66855497
>law
Light asianweight?
>>66855514
Funny cunt aren't ya
>>66855473
thank you
>>66855506
Its still an apt description considering they call pettis sr.'s kick the showtime kick
did they?
>>66855497
Natural
>>66855536
Is there something preventing straight on kicks in One? I only ever see these weird sweeping ones
anyone want to discuss jaw structure?
>>66855553
No stomps allowed, so none of those straight line angled stomps up the middle
>>66855553
he was trying to get around the guys guard. And I guess roundhouse kicks are stronger then straight kicks unless its a downward stomp.
>>66855541
>ywn see yoel and jones double penetrate holly
>>66855409
Turned his brain into a smoothie
how was rfa? i had to do some work and missed it....
>>66855553
From what I understand there is no rule explicitly stating preventing soccer punts or kicks, its just a lot of ONE F/C rooster prefer to do MT style low kicks for their down opponent kicks.
>>66855597
mainc ard was all finishes. Worth tracking down. Dana was there too so you might get to see some new signings from the card,
How do you go from this...
Why is it all the levels GOATS are Asian or at least part Asian?
1. Benson Henderson
2. Takanori Gomi
3. B.J. Penn
4. Aoki Shinya
5. Anthony Pettis
>>66855621
...to this?
>>66855640
by taking a dive
>>66855557
I've been saying this for awhile now. When you're a woman on the shit it shows physically.
>>66855679
A supreme /heem/
So is it some type of new meme to not post the previous thread?
>>66855656
the last autist has left but i reckon rousey looks so much beefier these days
i reckon she's on some designer shit
What's your best sub /heem/?
>>66855746
Mr Wonderful
Would you trade elbows for grounded kicks and knees in the unified rules, /heem/?
>>66855772
No.
>>66855772
I'd take präuide rülz
>>66855772
Yes
>>66855797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf7NZ2wMs6Q
>>66855746
I like hitting the standing kimura. Nobody really ever expects standing joint locks.
>>66855746
jujigatame armbar
kata gatame/arm triangle
are my bread and butter/tokui waza
>>66855804
The fact that you got it means that this sport has taken way too big a part of your life, but then again it also has for me so I'm not one to judge.
>Lawler-Woodley for 201 or 202
*yawns*
>>66855634
i know this is bait bullshit but atleast put lawler in there, pettis? really nigga xD
>>66855839
Barao is such a monkey faggot, I hope he gets heemed by Stephens
>>66855986
Amerindians come from east asia.
well lads do you think you could heem me?
>>66855953
make america goofs again
>>66855460
Evans
Rose
Kebab
Dias
>>66856127
>everyone else sends their B-grade fighters to represent them in the 220 tournament
>Bellator sends King fucking Mo
It's no surprise he won so handily
is tecia "tiny tits" torres a meme fighter?
lads its not yet 7am and i am awake, this means i will be shit tired by about 12am and the main card starts at 1am
what do
>>66856171
>wmma
>meme
Yes.
>>66856200
she is on the gas
>>66856171
Don't be lewd in /heem/ and no
I also str8 up h8 her striking game. She cuts an angle then throws fifteen arm punches and lands none of them over and over again. She has an athletic advantage over her opponent I'm like pick a shot and land for fucks sake tbhar senpai
>>66856198
move to a better timezone
>>66856221
I'd like to taste some of that gas
>>66855460
Texeira via 2nd round T/KO
Namajunas via decision
Khabib via 2nd round T/KO
Cub via decision
Filename
>>66856200
I want her to squeeze my testicles with her ass until they burst like grapes
>>66856200
Why is this allowed
This is the world we chose
>>66856244
Schaub is also a fatty mcfatty, he needs to lose a few couple of many pounds.
>>66856244
friendly reminder ronda will never make bantamweight ever again
>>66856254
He's still way hotter than Ronda tbt
>>66856251
Speaking of which I recently saw a scene where dude pulls out of girl's ass and then sticks his testicles in. It took him a while to get them in her ass.
Looked kinda painful tbhfam.
>>66856264
I'd rather fuck ronda since I'm not a fag
>>66856272
that webm is
>mfw I wake up and realise there is no UFC event
>>66856282
Dont be silly hotness isnt how much you wanna fuck someone
>>66856290
Like, woah man
>>66856264
Nah get lost homo
Is Rose and Ngannou the cutest couple in MMA?
>>66855557
do you not know what angles are or are you meme posting?
also do you think steroids change bone structure?
>>66856307
There's literally nothing wrong with finding other men hot.
>>66856290
>wake up
>every fight is cancelled due to USADA violations
>except for Bethe vs Raquel
>Bethe spreads he massive butt cheeks
>she reveals her red hot o-ring
>add Bethe on Tinder
>she bites off your dick and it sprays dark red blood
>squeezes your nutsack til it makes iced tea
>>66856316
HGH literally makes everything grow bones organs muscles etc... thats why ronda looks like such a chunky bitch these days
>>66856316
All those trannys on /b/ didn't have face surgery, they're just on HRT
>>66856326
Jesus.
Is this your fantasy or the lyrics to a Cannibal Corpse song?
It's only gay if your dicks actually touch and you both like it
>>66856316
Steroids do change bone structure, that's why most female bodybuilder look the way they do.
>>66856331
No, it doesn't. You either induce acromegaly (which you won't) or you don't. It's not proportional.
>>66856352
so its not gay if your dicks touch and only one of you like it?
phew i thought i was gay for a second crossing swords with my cousin
>Honda's bone structure is clearly different from the Strikeforce days
>my evidence? well here's a pic of her looking stern recently and here's a pic of her laughing from back then
Jog on, retards. Jog on.
When did Ronda stop being QT? Is it when she got all the media attention?
>>66856375
When she opened her fucking mouth.
>>66856331
>it literally makes everything grow
>thats why shes chunky
this is your logic
if you think ronda is on HGH you've got to have no idea what HGH is
>>66856343
hormone replacement therapy changes face shape because men and women's faces fill distribute fat differently so when a man starts the mones their face starts to fill out like a womans and the face shape changes. fuller cheeks, softer chin, less underneck fat....etc
>>66856316
>also do you think steroids change bone structure?
Didn't Callen say something about Asa Akira getting fucked up skin from absorbing shitload of testosterone through cum? Maybe's that's how Ronda got her different bone structure.
It's not steroids, it's just anal creampies.
>>66856366
look all the evidence was posted in the previous thread go read through that before deciding to bring out the same arguments from the previous thread
ronda is unequivocally on the gas and her body has changed as a result of it
thats fact my friend
your grill is on the juice
Tfw on the gras right now
>>66856388
There was zero evidence, you idiot.
>>66856403
>tfw drank 4 beers
>>66856368
Did you dicks touch and both of you like it?
>>66856407
thats a poor example she is smiling and her hair is shrouding her jaw
>brazilian """women"""
>>66856430
it wasn't sexual it was just bonding in the shower
just a bit of horse play
>>66856449
did your parents emigrate from sweden or something
>>66856449
Any rhythmic slapping involved?
>>66856457
>>66856458
don't worry we were young at the time both 18
>>66856449
Then it's not gay
>>66856448
mm yes they'll do nicely hehe *licks lips*
>>66856468
Im worried
>>66856448
Nice proxy, Ireland.
>>66856481
no no i was only half engorged but he was full mast
Fight will be at 6 am here. No more staying awake till 3 am. It's time to wake up and start the week with fights. have a good day heem.
>>66856448
Can some Brazilians post the average girl looks like there?
bings and bongs to the next event?
>>66856504
Big country, lots of different races
>>66856493
>fighting with a wobbly sword
You goof
>>66856518
i-is her butt real?
>>66856512
Glory 29 SupaFiteSeries in about 11 bongs
>>66856518
>>66856520
Just the next time yous are out take a picture of a random chick, or would that get you killed?
>>66856533
how many bongs to the ufc?
>>66856536
>implying im ever out
>>66856532
yeah 100% real implants
>no more comfy evening UFC
>have to stay up until morning
>>66856545
14 bongs until the FitePass Preliminaries
There's also a Bellator event, I think in about 6 yours? I'm not sure exactly.
>>66856555
comfy morning UFC for me, lad. Also her nude shoot was based.
>>66856555
What's the comfiest time of day to watch cagefighting?
>>66856561
6 hours? Makes sense if its in taly
>>66856576
care to link her shoot?
>>66856589
Eva Andressa. search on google.
>>66856600
wew
Additionally, there is a Road FC event in about 5 bongs. Perhaps a Chinese pirate stream of it will pop up.
>>66855557
steroids don't change your face
>>66856693
oh shit is there?
so much MMA to choose from
>You now remember Tito Ortiz submitting Ryan Bader after going winless for 6 years straight
>>66856717
What does? HGH maybe?
>>66856781
maybe? hgh leads to everything getting bigger.
>>66856759
and burying Ryan Bader under the Bud Light Lime graphic with his classic gravedigger victory routine. What a moment. A great card.
>>66856759
Behead those who disrespect based Tito
>>66856717
>steroids don't change your face
Yes they do, in fact testosterone is used on female to male hrt
did i just get banned
>>66856807
what card was this i want to see tito's last horaah
>>66856864
UFC 132
>>66856855
phew
why did the janny delete my pic and the other blonde posted by the other br but not that ugly ass roid chimp posted by croatia
>>66856864
UFC 132
>>66856733
there were 55 events between friday and saturday this weekend
>>66856885
Jannies work in mysterious ways.
>>66856885
the janny has his preferences anon who are you to judge him?
how wide do you think her vjayjay is?
>>66856964
like sleeve of wizard
why is heem so slow?
>>66857064
/heem/ sleepy
>>66856893
fuuuuuuuuck
So whats closer Bellator or Road?
>>66857064
>>66856964
>>66856903
proxy pls go
>>66857142
just go to tapology, and try to figure out how to watch every event on line
or wait for glory kickboxing
>>66856964
More importantly, how thick do you think her clit is?
For some reason girls who are that ripped always have monster clits.
>>66857187
>wait for glory kickboxing
I would have to stay up all night and its not worth it.
Does Tapology keep track of all events?
>>66857286
yup. they do better then sherdog, more fighters and events
but their rankings are total shit
>>66857328
the UI is a bit hard to navigate though. Sherdog I find a bit easier.
>>66857399
yeah, and both are covered in annoying videos adds these days. but it tracks cancelled fights and the records of fighter's opponents
>>66857536
As for tonights fights I will probably wait untill someone here posts a stream or announces its starting
>>66855460
Teixeira
Torres
Nurmagomedov
Swanson
will gunnar ever be welterweight champ?
>>66855578
Just watch Ryan Conner get DP'd by Prince and Moe Johnson in the Brother Load
Business idea:
fighters should use strikes to the knee and quads when ground and pounding
imagine you're in half guard and you just start whacking someones kneecap or elbowing their quads, you could do Aldo vs. Faber-esque-tier damage like that
>>66858296
I sort of feel like Jones is gonna get beat in a similar way. Destroying his legs and working your way up over the course of 5 rounds is probably the key to beating him, and leg kicks are too predictable to use. I'm thinking jabs to the lead leg and kneeing the quads and midsection while in the clinch.
>>66855485
This pic of hers surely got popular In here. That ass nnnnnnnng
Thoughts on this?
>>66858404
>posture up
>feint a right hand to the face
>instead dig a 12 to 6 elbow straight to the opponents femur
>go back up top as he struggles to protect the leg he now realizes is completely vulnerable
>get another good elbow on the quad that insures your opponent has a Charley horse
>stand the fight up and pick apart your now limping opponent
we're givin em a seminar and we're not even gonna charge them
>>66858488
That's weird he's an obese midget so probaly like an average thin person in weight
>>66858527
weigh in Ronda is very QT, pre media attention Ronda was also QT
/Heem/ what cut of steak do you recommend for bulking on a somewhat limited budget?
shite sport
>>66858633
eat fish
>>66858644
If you are dumb enough to troll with your real name and info you probably deserve to have your life shat on
>>66858564
When Henderson fought Diaz, Henderson utilized some jabs to the lead leg. He got Nate in the leg three times in a row, and then later feinted another before hitting him in the face with a cross. Supposedly, those jabs to the leg hurt like hell.
>>66858660
this 2bh
>>66858644
She's doing god's work. we don't need cyber bullies making money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5jB_R5jp6A
>>66858675
But she's a cyberbully and would be fired from some random 9-5 if she worked at one.
>>66855345
why did they stop ?
>>66858698
Had too much fun, had to have a cooldown
>>66858644
>#trymepeasant
I'm using this
>>66858733
Kaz Fujita is a big guy
>>66858644
> an example
> "shoot yourself in the fucking face"
> THAT'S A SERIOUS INTERNET THREAT ON ME AS A WOMAN
Okay.
>>66856440
did honda fuck your BF? show some hespesct, fagit.
>>66858644
>calls other people peasants
unironically has a 10/10 contract
>>66858752
>>66858644
Magana's tinder
>>66858752
He was off to a good start before he turned into a massive faggot and told her to kill herself
>>66858691
I see nothing wrong with this.
>>66858820
Bula! Enjoying some kava I hope ;)
>>66858691
Didn't even know Shrek was fighting on this Ricin.
This is the only pic of her opponent I can find.
>>66858527
Would desu.
>>66858633
the cheap and meaty kind, motherfucker
>>66855460
Glover
Torres
Khabib
Dias
>>66858800
He was a massive faggot from the start for giving the attention whore attention. But nearly all men are insufferable faggots on that regard.
Watching the weigh ins.
Lots of guys juiced to the tits on this card.
>>66858800
Welcome to 4chan, newfriend.
>>66858879
I'm sorry you never grew past your 15 year old who just discovered /b/ mentality
>>66858891
I'm sorry you're over 30 and still here.
>>66858861
Men are just the worst
>>66858784
I have a couple Tinder pics saved before my phone got heemed
>>66858866
Florida seems to have a bit of reputation in that regard. ATT & Blackzillians have always had a bit of a PED stigma.
>>66858903
>over 30
way way over if its the bald shitposting never leaving aussie, he's confirmed over 40
>social mediafag Gabi spammer is a woman
Well that makes sense
>>66858923
Can confirm, I am indeed bald, 41 and unemployed. Virgin too.
It's time for the truth to be spread.
>>66858936
naw you're too up front and honest
>>66858923
Kill me if I'm on this site a day past 25
good lord
I've been under the assumption that tomorrow's card was Overeem vs Arlovski and I'm very surprised to find out it isn't
Post your walkout song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWoAVXFqwNg
>>66858936
>41
>virgin
This is how I know you're lying. It's impossible to get out of high school without getting laid. Even if you're not trying that last year your dick will eventually end up in some pussy.
>>66858928
We've known one of the Aussie posters is a girl for a while.
>>66858973
I think you'd be surprised
>>66858978
>bald shitposting never leaving virgin neet aussie
Is that better?
>>66858986
You've been talking to like three different Aussies lmao
>>66858975
pics or old?
>>66858973
>6 years of high school
>5 years of university
>went out pretty regularly to parties and on nights out drinking to clubs etc. with classmates
never had sex, had 1 drunken kiss but she was absolutely smashed out of her head and ended up having to go home about 10pm
also i was /fit/ and not terrible looking, at least a 7/10 and often got compliments about my hair, eyes etc.
so yeah, it's very possible
>>66858998
>like
>lmao
>>66858973
>not staying a pure virgin all your life
Disgusting.
>>66859003
its a shame he turned out to be such a cocky wanker when he got the belt
i cant wait for vitor to re-meme kick into oblivion
>>66859000
nice i used to be in shape too and good looking
now i have a beer belly and girls make fun of my double chin
>>66859003
rockhold's mom is a millionare, he spent his youth as a rich skateboard kid
>the more you know
>>66858973
Aussie schools are usually not co-ed. Plenty of people have barely talked to a girl by the time they finish high school.
>>66859022
what
>>66859022
The Vitor kick changed him. He was a fun loving guy before that, and now he's got a really mean sreak.
>>66859029
>Aussie schools are usually not co-ed.
They certainly were in Victoria, where are you from?
>>66859022
> its a shame he turned out to be such a cocky wanker when he got the belt
Oh, look, Chris Weidman posting on /heem/.
He's basically done nothing. Haven't heard anything from him. It's in your head.
>>66859029
Sounds like someone went to private schooool
Rich boys shouldn't watch UFC
>>66858950
Gross.
>>66859042
>teamfags
Terrible people honestly
>>66859041
Sydney.
>>66859034
you should here rockhold these days he's full of himself since he got the belt and thinks his shit don't stink
>>66859039
lol mean streak he's a cunt now we have a cunt champion
>>66859042
lol ile meme kick that fag into oblivion just you wait and then ile defend the title at MSG
book it cunt
>>66859050
> Sydney Boys High
> Sydney Girls High
The public schools generally are split, too.
>>66859054
quit responding to yourself
>>66859059
I think you're a bored man with a proxy
>>66859076
what does that make you then?
>>66859059
Take your ban like a man, faggot.
>>66859066
Strange. I did primary and two years of secondary in Sydney, only gender segregated schools I heard of were posh private schools.
>>66859086
rÃða þér
FUCK LUKE KEKHOLD
gunnar will one day claim the ufc welterweight title with the help of straight blast gym
I have a black belt in shukokai karate so regard me as the supreme authority on karate in /heem/.
That is all.
hahaha that would be awesome!
>>66859158
What's the difference between a Shukokai black belt and Shotokan black belt?
>>66859177
None, they both get heemed by Kenpo black belts.
>>66859177
They're spelled differently
>>66859024
it has to be more difficult making it to the top being as good-looking as he is though. lots of distractions.
australians should be banned from /heem/ there are no good australian fighters
>inb4 australians try and claim new zealanders as their fighters
>>66859214
If you search this filename it turns out the 'Russian' shitposter proxyfag and this guy are one and the same.
>>66859238
lol buttmad as fuck how dare i use a widely used pic of anthony 'no talent' perosh
>>66859250
>goof got caught
>>66859053
nigga u gay
did you guys know that you have to buy a 4chan pass to use a proxy?
so this goofball literally pays hiroshimoot to shitpost, literal cuck
prime chuck vs prime jbj
who wins?
>>66859327
the world wins when you kill yourself, fagit
>>66859327
Prime Tito
>>66859177
We punch from the hips so we have are one of the harder hitting styles of karate and adopt a very high stance which gives us how mobility (try to go for a takedown and see what comes about).
All our katas emphasis speed and power. Here is a helpful link:
http://www.blackbeltwiki.com/shukokai-combinations
how many bongs until the bellator card?
>>66859366
700000
here's some live mma folks
http://malaysianinvasion.com/event/laddermatch/
>>66859385
delet this
>>66859350
You thought the cobra-Kai kids were hardcore.
Wait til you take my left straight to the solar plexus.
>>66859341
has there ever been one of yours in mma? i know there are limited effective karate styles for real world application. karate started as basically mma of the 1800s sifting through bullshit wushu and the like and finding what works, but history gentrifies combat arts into dance, pseudoscience and cults, and thus alot of karate is garbage as well.
>>66859385
>mma in a shopping mall
yes please
>>66859385
>a fighting tournament in the center of a mall at daytime
how embarrassing
>>66859341
I like the way that right front kick from orthodox sets into a southpaw stance for the follow up right hand strike
I remember Kikuno used to have good success with a powerful left front kick from southpaw stance then setting into orthodox to blast in a left hook or a right cross after that.
That last combination - right front kick then left roundhouse - seems interesting, don't think I've seen that much in the UFC
>>66859385
i-is their video provider crap.tv?
>>66859426
I'm not sure if there is a known shukokai practitioner in mma
>>66859385
>this wannabe joe rogan OHHHHHHHHHH'ing at every chance he gets
i feel like there are memes here
>post yfw Edgar heems Aldo
>>66859516
>high level stuff right here
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/13/11425824/lyoto-machida-vs-dan-henderson-canceled-after-machida-admits-taking
>>66859540
wtf, noooo
>>66859540
>>66859547
did you fags just log onto the internet?
>>66859540
holy shit is this real
>ufc on fox tampa is stacked you guys, STACKED
>>66859540
Next you're going to tell me DC is injured.
>>66859569
it's pretty fun
>>66859385
this is some high level shit lads
>>66859632
Can I bet on the immortal ageless fighter?
>>66859632
whats with the no head kicks?
>>66859584
i wanna knock you out with a roundhouse kick right now
>>66859648
You know I'd literally heem you if ever did something stupid like that right?
loving the Malaysian MMA discussion in the chat
>>66859672
these guys are real fight fans
I bet I could heem every here (including your moms)
>>66859703
dude GTFO im heavyweight champion on my xbox
i'm backing the guy with the oriental mullet anyone wanna take that bet?
Post your face when RDA fights at 200 but not Conard.
>>66859739
sure thing, he'll be heemed 2nd rd
>>66859728
I'm a thai belt in black kwon do, game over son
>>66859739
early stoppage 2bh
>>66856313
hundred percent. /ngannou/ general when?
>>66859778
post proof or never happen
>tfw no fightfan gf to console me after fight cancellations
>>66859703
You think so? I think you’d be surprised, I really do. I think she’d fuck you up. I say that as a friend and a guy who loves you. I just think there’s a bridge between you and the best mums in the world and I don’t know if you can cross that bridge.
>>66858296
Fedor used to elbow guys in the thigh while grappling
Would hurt desu
lol wing chun hahahhahaha better watch out he will palm strike you lads
>>66859849
>I am in two minds
>>66858564
>posture up
>feint a right hand to the face
>now quickly align your head to eat a massive life ending knee
fixed that for you
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEQjEPHP9Of/
Dober enjoying some early morning fishing now that his fight with Islam Sharapova is off...
Bellator fans might recognise the bearded man on the right.
>>66859910
Idiot
@RowdyBec and #yourmajesty hitting the town tonight for my last night...warning #brisbane it will be legendary #makeup #nofilter #ROWDJESTY #rowdybec
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEQkpQRiPIF/
well that was fun while it lasted i guess
>>66859943
Dober is married to Nick Hein's sister lel
Rickels is a cool guy too
Is there anything better than watching Dan "MUH CHIN" Henderson getting heem'd?
what happaned to malaysian fights?
>>66860005
its cancelled boi
>>66860005
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/13/11425824/lyoto-machida-vs-dan-henderson-canceled-after-machida-admits-taking
>>66860005
>I enjoy seeing an outmatched old man suffering more brain damage
That being said I would enjoy seeing Bisping take his revenge
>>66860047
>>66860066
I never said otherwise Adolf
>>66855739
Ronda's just bulking up so she can take shots from Travis better.
>>66860066
holy shit is this real??
>>66860079
ARR
fights are back on
http://malaysianinvasion.com/event/laddermatch/
TIME TO END THIS MEMER RING
Will Khabib go for a finish to solidify a title shot or will he make the most of his 15 minutes in the ring to get reacclimatised after 2 years out?
>>66860285
It's going to be like Cruz vs Mizugaki
>>66860378
> blurs as she makes the cute expression
>>66855274
>tfw 6'8"
>tfw 6'1" gf
>tfw we will probably spawn the ubermensch that conquer the world
fuck that armbar was nasty, either broke or dislocated
any webm?
>>66855460
Teixeira
Torres
Nurma
Swanson
twink about to get smashed
http://i.4cdn.org/sp/1460807451424.gif
>>66860378
this is new levels of bodylanguage
>>66860538
>>66860482
Wait what fights are on?
Wait they wear shin guards?
>>66860628
http://malaysianinvasion.com/event/laddermatch/
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/16/11442482/report-koscheck-daley-2-kimbo-thompson-2-to-headline-bellator-london
oh fuck illegal kick
They photoshopped his head on someone elses body?
how many hours until the fights?
>>66860958
like 10
>>66860698
Oddly curious to go to this and laugh at kimbo in person
>>66860978
he will probably heem James Thompson
>>66860837
they're playing on bighead mode
>that flying meme punch
>>66855460
Rashad
Torres
Nurma (gonna be murder)
Swanson
>>66855460
christ didnt you show up 100 times before?
>>66855460
Teixeira
Torres
Horcher
Dias
>>66855460
>Rashad Evans
>Rose Namajunas
>Khabib Nurmagomedov
>Cub Swanson
>>66861080
It's a lonely anon b8ing for attention
Who /gettinghypeforlellator/ here?
>>66861159
Italian """Cuisine"""
>>66855460
>Glover
>Rose
>Khabib
>Cub
>>66861159
takes some pics with people you meet at the event, preferably Gina.
>>66861159
what in the sam hill is that?
it looks like vomit on his sweater already
mom's sphaggeti
>>66861017
Won't make him any less pathetic desu
>>66861163
Radish + castelmagno risotto
>>66861185
I'll try
>>66861187
Stay pleb friendo
>>66861159
"Yes waiter ill have one whole cabbage and cat puke please"
>>66861159
That literally looks like dog vomit.
>>66861159
More hyped for NBA playoffs
lol all the complaining about GETTING sponsors on the jerseys
is there anyway to watch bellator live?
i dont want italybro spoiling it for us when we're watching ufc 2nite
>>66861304
I'll add a spoiler alert if I mention it at any point
>>66861304
http://zunox.hk/zxtv21.html
>>66854833
>>66854833
>>66854833
ALL RIGHT BOYS!!!!!!!!
HOW ARE YOU GOING TO DEFEND YOUR RAD LAD QUITTY HAPPY TAPPY GIVING UP MAN IN MCGREGOR???
Post your perfect excuse when Nate wrecks him again.
I'll start
>Conor fought at a higher weight class and is willing to risk everything but Holly is a bum for taking on Meisha.
>>66861382
who really gives a shit anymore
>>66861332
oh fuck yeah bro
i love it
>>66861382
Conor had to go up to 170 to fight nate because nate is scared to fight 155 conor
The fair fight will be at 155 these ones were bullshit
>>66861382
give it up bro, the mcmeme is over
>>66861332
I literally need to lick that tummy
>>66861432
Dude it was Connor who demanded the rematch be at 170
>>66861461
*Conor
>>66861304
Literally who cares
Are there any two fighter that have fought eachother more than 3 times in the UFC?
>>66861512
i care
>>66861512
>i dont watch bellator
>>66861236
enjoy the bouts friend
>>66858950
HNNNNG
i would love to have sex with bethe
>tfw no big booty fighter gf
how many bongs to ufc card?
>>66858957
Overeem vs Arlovski is happening on May 8th
>GSP beat johny hendricks
>carlos condit beat robbie lawler
>michael bisping beat anderson silva
>jon jones beat alexander gustafsson
>jon jones beat matt hamill
>>66861803
But all of those happened
>>66861851
condit didnt beat robbie (or nick for that matter)
and bisping didnt beat silva
>>66861803
Anyone who doesn't think Bisping beat Silva is a casual who doesn't understand 10 point scoring.
CET times of lellator and ufc?
>>66859039
Maybe he got an undiagnosed concussion and now he's suffering from CTE. That would explain it.
>>66855460
Teixeira Decision
Torres Decision
Nurmagomedov Submission Round 1
Dias Decision
>>66861894
Condit not beating robbie is the only one thats true
I don't understand why people insist on the hendricks won meme
jon jones ones prove its just b8
>>66861917
>Maybe he got a concussion
Lad, everytime your head gets jab by a professional fighter you have a concussion.
Even soccer players get concussions (without symptoms) for headbutting a light as fuck ball.
>>66861904
>muh 10 point system!
typical canadian gsp fan
>>66861913
bellator prelims in 4 bongs 27 bings
ufc prelims in 6 bongs 27 bings
>>66861929
Matt hamil beat jones
jones was desperate enough to cheat in that fight, so he got the DQ
>>66861955
>whoever looks more fucked up loses
says a brainless american
>>66861970
thanks
>>66861970
thanks
>>66862028
>lightly tapping my opponent's face as I lay ontop of him means just as much as a significant strike that deals significant damage
gspfags lol
you now remember brian redban
>>66862057
>>66862113
thanks
>>66862119
Please keep all posts mma related, thanks
Lads
I was this close to heeming a guy
>walking down street
>have to meet my Airbnb host so he can give me the keys to the place
>he told me he's wearing a grey jacket and that he's with his girlfriend
>as I'm walking down the street this manlet walks up to me
>I'm a bit confused because he doesn't look like I remembered him from the picture, he's alone and he's wearing a denim jacket
>I ask him "Emanuele?" (guy's name)
>the guy gives me a pen
>"I'm not Emanuele but here's a free pen. If you could kindly make a symbolic donation to support people who just got out of prison"
>realising he's one of those donation guys I'm like "no thanks man" and I try to give him his pen back
>since he's not letting me hand him his pen back I stick it into his coat pocket which is already full of pens
>at this point he asks me
>"did you just put your hands on me? "
>"did you just stick your hands in my pocket?"
>this guy wants to start shit
>i tell him he's insane
>starts following me as I walk away telling me to gtfo
Honestly lads, I've never wanted to heem someone so bad
He was a manlet as well I'm pretty confident I would've fucked him up
He trolled me pretty hard, ngl
If I wasn't just about to run into my host I probably would've let him experience my righ tand shoh
>>66862121
thanks
>>66862143
>if these guys werent holding me back i woulda heem'd him i swear
sure you would have luigi
>>66862143
doesnt matter if he s a manlet why did you not say sorry i was looking for guy and i tought it was you no i dont want make donations heres your pen
and fine
>>66862143
>Actually taking the pen
So what country are you from and how do you like your first month in Italy?
>>66862143
you sound pretty beta
you shouldve heemed him on the spot
>>66862143
>getting bullied by a manlet
top cuck
>>66862143
You're an awful person and deserve to get choked in someone else's guard.
God I hope you pick a fight with a random stranger and that stranger turns out to be WSOF world class champion and BJJ black belt champion, Rousimar Palhares, and he puts you into a leg lock and never lets go then he takes out his frustrations on you since his contract with WSOF is in limbo because he's too dumb to understand what contracts mean.
I hope that happens to you.
>>66862170
>doesnt matter if he s a manlet why did you not say sorry i was looking for guy and i tought it was you no i dont want make donations heres your pen and fine
>>66862143
shoulda donated a knuckle sandwich to his mouth
>>66862164
It would've been a bit weird my host met me for the first time while I was beating the shit out of some goof
They probably would've thought I was some violent psycho who watches a sick violent sport
I ran into them like 30 seconds later
i need heems or memes
isnt there a card on somewhere?
>>66862197
kek
imagine someone makes a submission on you in a public street
fuck
>>66862143
>prison charity
I think he'd have fucked you up 2bh.
we /blog/ now?
>>66862238
We've always been /blog/
>>66862183
Mi ha preso alla sprovvista
Ero partito convinto del fatto che fosse il proprietario
Ci ho messo un po ' a collegare
Bit slow that way
>>66858733
swede co-maining rizin event. pretty neat
How are you preparing for the card lads?
I'm giving myself a facial and listening to ASMR.
>speaking to beggars/charity people
>not pretending your headphones are too loud that you cant hear them and walking past
>not pretending you cant speak thier language
you poor fool
Hype for Khabib tonight, hopefully I don't start feeling tired and shit
>>66862290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKtuOfM65Vw
Watching unrelated free fights
>>66862290
What is ASMR?
>>66862260
>>66862183
i was taking a train in italy and i'm a seasoned traveler and this bitch was walking down the isle asking idiots for money because supposedly her daughter had glaucoma or some shit
and she came to me and by that time i was sick of gypsy bums so i gave her this look like i was dead inside and she didn't even bother uttering a word to me
i felt great fuck bums and gypsy scams i'm sick of their shit
>>66862323
aroused short men roleplaying
>>66862316
I hope you fall asleep before he fights and the fight gets spoiled for you before you can watch it.
>>66862322
I wish fighters could pick their own fight kit colors. OSP looks so good in yellow.
>>66862333
>glaucoma
Should've heem them both and put em in a Coma.
>>66855473
Someone should zoom in on goldie's reaction at the end
Jessica Penne is a munster
>>66862346
what an absolute cunt.
cunt.
>>66862362
I got a monster for her right here
>>66862333
If an african ever grabs your wrist to tie on a wristband make sure to harai goshi him or else you'll get swarmed by them
>>66862362
post moar weigh in bunda
lads, when does the main card for hashad vs glover start today pls. i cant watch the memelims...
>>66862290
playing ufc2
>>66862352
That would improve things immensely.
>>66862214
Nah, I'm 90% sure I would've heemd him with a nice right hook to the chin
Only risk would've been if he had some prison buddy close by
>>66862290
i'm hungover eating breakfast
having some nice biscuits n gravy, country ham, eggs and milk
yum
>>66862393
>i cant watch the memelims...
Can't, or won't?
>>66862333
Once a guy came to ask for money from me and as I was taking it out he just kept increasing the amount
>Oh I need 50p
>Yeah just £1
>Only need £2
>Sees my £5 and says that's all he needs
Told him no and walked off and the nigga walks straight into Poundland after that. Keep in mind his reason was some bullshit like he needed to pay for parking
Then there's the one who all have the same story of MUH KEEDS BABEH MUH KEEDS
>>66862290
studying for an exam on Monday.
>>66862449
good luck Bangbro
>>66862464
Thanks.
>>66862449
Good luck flag-with-off-centre-circle-why-ladesh!
>>66862490
Thanks, lad.
>>66862444
Literally all beggars are scammers that do that shit for a living, fuck em. They always beeline for me because I dress like I have money, wish I could legally heem them
Where can I watch Road FC tonight lads?
>>66862490
Can't unsee
I wonder how that'd happen.
>>66862417
How good is your seat at bellator?
It's a good to know I could literally heem anyone in this thread.
>>66862516
It's over mang. Finished about 45 minutes ago, I think.
Epicentre.tv was showing it for 10bux but I wasn't sure how secure that site was on credit card payment... so I skipped it.
>>66862428
cant, i have to write some shite paper... do you know when it starts?
>>66862572
fugg, time to trawl the torrent sites for a bit
>>66862540
You couldnt heem me 80 year old gran
>>66862616
i think you'd be surprised
i think i'd fuck her up
>>66862654
I think YOUD be surprised
>>66862615
How patient are you feeling? Road FC often upload the fight footage to their YouTube channel a couple of days after the event.
http://a-russia.ru/match-fighter-online/
>>66862706
Neat! What am I watching?
>>66862654
>>66862676
For real though I think Schaub could beat Cain, 100%
>>66862706
>http://a-russia.ru/match-fighter-online/
THX
>>66862538
Cheapest
Tribuna with non numbered seats
Was hoping I could get in there early but those fuckers at ticket one haven't even opened their booth yet, so I cant even get in line
Decided to go back home, take shit, shower and then go back and check if they've opened the booths
Hopefully it's alright
>>66862756
I don't know about that one
>he doesnt train for Grimes
https://youtu.be/c2EJMd7ZN7w
>>66862685
They'll probably hit youtube before theres a decent quality torrent 2bh
>>66862866
she's a fightfan you know
>>66862866
Clearly aiming for a less niche audience these days and her music sounds a lot better for it.
>>66862893
Who are her favourite fighters?
where is the new thread
>>66862950
wh-who does she like ironically
Amazing HW fight going on
http://a-russia.ru/match-fighter-online/
http://a-russia.ru/match-fighter-online/
http://a-russia.ru/match-fighter-online/
>>66862934
conor and ronda unironically
>>66862972
>http://a-russia.ru/match-fighter-online/
the malaysian fights were better desu
>>66862977
Deleting your initial post on account of finding a higher resolution image? I admire your dedication to high quality media attachments to posts.
>>66862971
>>66859703
what does heem actually mean?
>>66855460
Glover
Namajunas
Khabib Nurmagomemedov
Cub
![anna-668x485[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PfU8VLU.jpg "anna-668x485[1]")
