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Everton v Southampton
Man Utd v Aston Villa
Newcastle v Swansea
West Brom v Watford
>>66862294
Who /football league/ here?
>>66862331
>Notts County
I'm already sick of this match
JDIMSA
>>66862345
really? sorry dude
>>66862294
is there any point of watching anything of this?
>>66862378
No, go read a book.
>>66862353
no i was just meme arroring them
>>66862331
/ipswich/ reporting in
Who /final score/ here?
>>66862392
>tfw already hit my reading targets and been for a run today
>>66862410
please fucking beat wednesday today
from a barnsley fan
>>66862422
varg!
>>66862411
here
>>66862392
My manga doesn't arrive until Tuesday.
I want United to lose so bad, but it's Villa.... It's just not possible.
>>66862331
I'm mad Oxford aren't going to win League 2 Title.
>>66862446
give villel your power lad \o/
mk dons™ btfo
>>66862462
You go to wembley for the JPT?
STOP PUTTING TADIC ON THE RIIIIIGHT
>>66862479
No, I planned to, but then Oxford regularly collapse at the end of the season. They've been in Promotion places so many times and just fuck it up. Including being 1st for 80% of the season and then fucking up.
So, I'm glad I didn't. Our best players were injured as well, I didn't expect a win and I glad I didn't go...
Some top batz from jeff
Jackie Oatley is pretty fit tbqh
>>66862527
As a reds fan who went I have to admit it was totally disproportionate the amount it actually did matter (it's a mickey mouse cup) and the amount barnsley fans cared about it (we went fucking wild)
We can do it lads
>>66862543
Yeah id plate her , id plate her real dirty like
>>66862556
I don't believe
If Sunderland doesn't get relegated I'll kill myself.
>>66862583
Everyone wins
one quick question about the Championship
in Italy we have the rule that if the 3rd finishes 10 points above the 4th they're directly promoted without playoffs
anything similar in England?
>>66862610
Nope
>>66862610
Nah, 3rd to 6th just go into a playoff.
My fingers are itching to start shitposting, but I don't want to risk a 3 day ban ahead of the game tomorrow.
>>66862610
That seems alot fairer.Not as far as i know , to much money in the games
>>66862610
no but that sounds quite good
semen slurping
>>66862644
End of the season nerves mate
>Barnsley appear the better team
not even mad
>everton have a stronger squad than liverpool
>>66862610
No M8.
That seems fair to teams that just miss out on second but are miles in front of 4th.
But I'd miss the excitement of the play offs.
Unless it was my team in 3rd place of course.
>>66862669
Fuck off back home la
>>66862636
>>66862639
>>66862632
>>66862620
damn, than let's hope Burnley loses
anyway yeah, it's a decent rule but it almost never happens
last time i can remember was 2007, when Juventus, Napoli and Genoa were all in Serie B and utterly dominated
JUST CHOKE MY SHIT UP
>>66862669
>reply
>save-RES
>>66862701
YOU FEEL IT NOW MR KRABS
>>66862694
No , i want burnley to win , fuck brighton
>>66862693
>>66862712
le reddit is bad meme
reddit is goat for football news and rumours
>>66862701
Christ, lad, you're going to bottle it and da blades gon get that last playoff spot.
>>66862734
I get my streams and highlights on Reddit. Upvote system works great for it.
>>66862726
Burnley is one of the most boring and cuntish teams on the planet
at least Brighton is a decent place
Fuck, I hope to God that Millwall don't go up.
>>66862751
this
the community is godawful, but the content itself is decent
>first goal is in the West Brom match
wew
>>66862734
>UPBOATED ;)
>>66862701
pls stay in league 1
I need interesting games next season
>united struggling to score against villa
>>66862722
>>66862746
I just knew they would fucking bottle it. It was almost to good to be true.
watson is the first non ighalo/deeney watford player to score 2 goals this season
>>66862820
Send that into the Sport Bible mate, you'll be famous
>>66862669
earlier in the season there was an echo article about how no liverpool players would get into the everton team kek
we're above them in the league and in european semi finals now. they did the same thing a few years ago when we beat them in the fa cup semis and raped them 3-0 when gerrard scored an hat trick.
everton have their best squad in years and they're still shit.
>>66862804
>(You)
>>66862804
jinxed it m8
BACON RASHA
Get in Burnley
fugg
Everton very nearly managed to string three passes together.
Phenomenal.
>>66862331
/blades/ here
>tfw start getting good results now that our season is over
>Fonte injured
congrats on the three points Everton
think ill put money on west brom getting relegated next season.
they're complete and utter dung
>>66862924
My greatest worry is that we will have a couple of good games and lose to you next saturday
>>66862931
pulis will do something that WBA won't like and fire him, then end up finishing 20th
>Kone attempts an overhead kick
can't half tell it's the end of the season
king rafa
>>66862948
he's the black Rooney la
>>66862948
Everyone laughing at him.
Everton have given up.
>Swans
>>66862942
only have 69 goals in the last two seasons combined.
pretty dreadful. their lucky pulis knows how to set up a defence.
Swansea will win anyway.
>>66862693
Reddit loves trump though
I would want newcastle to stay up if they hadn't fucked over gutierrez
cunts
this is so bad by everton, absolutely awful
>>66862962
Everton gave up months ago when it became clear they were stuck on Martinez's wild ride. The defence still looks about as solid as a tissue. Even when Jagielka came back and seemed to shore it up slightly he promptly dropped Funes Mori after severa games for no apparent reason for the out of form Stones
>I'm going to digg you out for that jakkie
Wew
Rashford is going to be better than Suarez desu
>>66862712
what does this mean?
>>66863065
A sizeable chunk of players want him gone. Baines and Barry both publicly criticising the club/form in recent weeks.
Jagielka led the players off the training pitch not too long ago in protest of how things are going.
>>66863081
>Rashford is going to be almost as good as Wellbeck desu
ftfy
If Liverpool win the Europe league will the fourth place team in the premier league lose their CL spot?
>mfw Rashford has already scored as many goals as Welbeck in his entire Arselel career
wew lad
>>66863154
>If Liverpool win the Europe league
That's not going to be an issue.
>>66863155
Yet Welbeck will start at euros over vardy
>>66863133
>Jason Scotland shitting on Rashford
Disgraceful.
>>66863154
No, PL will have 5 CL teams.
However if City also win the CL and finish outside the top 4, then 4th will lose their CL spot.
>>66863167
>vardy will never start and will only be subbed in at 80' when the match is already decided either way
>>66863154
*Europa
fugging autocorrect
>>66863166
who can stop >us?
>>66863201
Kane and Rooney will start
kane will get subbed off for welbeck
meanwhile sturridge and vardy remain unused
fuck off martinez
>>66863240
stop whining, Everton will inevitably win
Southampton can't finish for shit and they keep playing suicidal backpasses
>>66863237
>our 2 best strikers sacrificed for an ugly manlet and meme lanklet
>>66863237
The old prick will play Rooney on the left and welbeck on the right and Alli and KAne in the middle
The old cunt
>>66863282
How much of the starting XI could be Neville's influence though?
>>66863280
>Everton
>Winning at home
good one anon, I needed a laugh
>>66863280
i doubt it very much
only aston villa have been worse at home
>>66863300
>>66863307
you'll see in a minute
>>66863297
What a stupid question. Manager picks the side
>>66863328
>Manager picks the side
Unless you manager Madrid or Brazil.
meme league
BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL
>>66863237
>sturridge
Good, he's fucking useless.
tadic hit the bar via a deflection
everton looking as bad as they have been all season
>It's a everyone scores but Ronaldo epsiode
Come on reds, just fucking score
>>66863458
[buttmad intensifies]
What's gone wrong with Everton?
Almost got into the CL two years ago.
>>66863482
Lack of defensive tactics taught from David Moyes
>>66863482
they fell for the martinez meme
>>66863482
Leicester were "almost' relegated last year. It all depends on the transfers you make, the quality of your players, morale, and tacticools. Prime example of that is how badly Villa got exposed this year.
>>66862940
Whatever happens it doesn't matter for us.
Left it too late.
>>66863502
this. martinez is actually a very bad manager
>>66863482
stubborn manager who plays his faveourites, refuses to train players in defending corners and crosses, refuses to train players in attacking corners and free kicks
TIM HOWARD
Kone
Bill Kenwright holding the club back for years and years with no investment
>>66863502
>>66863533
>you now remember people touting Martinez as a possible future Barcelona manager
>>66863533
Definitely at top flight level.
Good lower down the league though.
>Everton stewards confiscating banners
Kek
>>66863524
I think you could still make it, and I can't imagine that you will lose to us
>>66863549
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/barcelona-eyeing-roberto-martinez-long-term-2952227
>this was actually written
>Wigan
ayy
Reminder that moyes literally done nothing wrong
>>66863550
He took Wigan from 11th to relegation, they conceded like 72 goals or something mad when they went down
>>66863576
>losing to donny "2 points in 14 games" rovers
>>66863581
Didn't know what to do with the transfer money.
>>66863439
68 starts for liverpool
48 goals
>WAKE UP YOU USELESS PRAT
What did he mean by this?
DAGGERS DOING IT
wew what a thrilling day of football. can't wait for 5 more days of this
>Have man wide open in the middle just outside of the box
>Try to dribble past a defender instead
Really tired of people telling me Mirallas is good
>>66863607
He's shit for England and you know it.
>Gets the ball
>Attempts to show off
>Runs into the defender and falls over
>Rinse and repeat for the entire game
Keep forgetting West Brom exist desu. Must be one of the most boring teams to support in the prem atm.
C'mon Birmingham
post your season with one image
>everton
>>66863679
They have based Rondon though.
>>66863679
>have pulis as manager
literally no excitement at all from that
>>66863051
That's a lot of what he does for Liverpool to be fair, he just has better service.
>>66863682
Got a £13million striker on the bench, not had a proper shot on target and bring on a midfielder.
Sound - also Barkley will get injured now he's come on.
Niasse was part of a money laundering thing wasn't he?
>>66863682
>everton
>>66863651
that doesn't mean he'll remain shit for england
12 starts 5 goals for england
>>66863626
>the city of you
>Chelsea's youth started the season as Champions of England (FA Youth Cup) and Champions of Europe (UEFA Youth League). Having made it to the FA Youth Cup Final last week, yesterday they won beat Anderlecht 3-0 to confirm their place in the finals of both competitions for this season.
I wonder how many are going to get first team minutes next season
>>66863727
>from Chelsea on loan
Is there any team in this godless world that doesn't have any Chelsea literally who player on loan in the squad?
>>66863747
They'll all go on loan and end up at Norwich and West Bromwich
>EVERYONE ITT SAYING EVERTON ARE SHIT AND DON'T SCORE FROM CORNERS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>66863747
I actually wonder how significant those trophies are? I had kind of written off the fa youth cup because most premier league teams buy the majority of their players, but surely if your youth team are the best in europe that's promising for the future?
Or am I missing something? Does something happen in development between youth team and first team where players suddenly get really good/shit?
>>66863786
Calm down mate
>>66863786
>roberto martinez shitposting
>you now remember Patrick Bamford exists
>>66863786
Fuck off Bobby
>all these 1-0 semen slurpers
GIRLS DON'T LIKE BOYS GIRLS LIKE FUNES MORI
>>66863786
20 minutes for them to fuck it up though
>>66863824
Please no
>>66863824
Please no
>>66863824
>woy currently jacking off to a climax
>>66863682
>Gillingham
>watching United game
>Rooney in No.10 role
>SURPRISE FUCKING SURPRISE HE'S DOING WELL THERE
>Old Man Woy puts him as a fucking striker and thinks the occasional blooter or jammy goal (see; Brazil game) means he's good as a striker
If Rooney was No.10 behind Kane and Vardy, with two of Walcott/Welbeck/Sturridge/Sterling on the midfield pushing up to the wings when attacking and a CM of Barkley, or Wilshere (who had 5 MoM performances in a row for England) with the usual suspects are the back. It could really fuck with people.
But, no, we'll do 4-2-2-2.
>>66863797
Players are still developing in the youth tournaments, so the team with the physically imposing players who hit puberty at 6 years old will obviously dominate. That doesn't mean they'll have a good future though, as they'll need to develop their technical ability.
>>66863831
Fucking cunt chatting shit about palace
Usless little tosser
>>66863786
wat
you're still shit
and based on your track record this season you still wont get 3 points
>>66863841
>>66863844
wew lad
>>66863841
>>66863844
Holy shit hivemind
>>66863841
>>66863844
>pls no mind
>>66863850
>Walcott/Welbeck/Sturridge/Sterling
Please no, I can only handle so much mediocrity in midfield
>>66863851
Makes sense, though chelsea do have a lot of technical ability in the youth team if you watch them, most are very fast/skilful, forwards anyway
>>66863850
>Rooney was No.10 behind Kane and Vardy
Fuck off. That's Alli's place
>>66863869
>>66863870
>>66863873
plsnomindmind
>>66863824
>judging a players performance against championship teir villa
>>66863913
>league 1 tier villa
fix'd
Everton doing it lads
das it mane
DAS IT MANE
DAS IT MANE
DAS IT MANE
DAS IT MANE
DAS IT MANE
Ah there's that trademark Everton traffic cone impression. Fucks sake
>>66863949
>you
fuck the irrelevant 3 pm games
>>66863901
>>66863901
>>66863883
In the World Cup, the lack of anybody with any amount of pace on the wing totally fucked England. It was said time and time again that non-fast wingers would suck yet Roy still did it.
>>66863891
Yes but this is Roy, so Rooney is playing whether you like it or not, so put him in No.10 if he has to be there.
>>66863974
Go answer your phone you non white
what did i miss then
commentator talking about an everton fan?
>>66863972
I think he meant "doing it" as in "collapsing"
hello where are the tottenham hotspurs
>>66863998
calm down achmed
das it
>>66863797
Sheffield United got to the youth cup final and probably only 3 of those players have really seen the light of day since.
>Long
Now our number 1 keeper but that's not saying a lot
>Slew
Played 6 games, went to Blackburn for £1m, played about 10 minutes in 2 years and now benchwarming at Chesterfield
>Maguire
Became our best player, moved to Hull before they got relegated, only played a handful of games in 2 years since and continues to rot away.
>>66863850
Fuck off
>>66864008
I just know someone's going to call him harry kane don't be nasty lads
Give your power to Villa
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/
>>66864009
>he says when there is more Muslims in Holland than UK
oh i am laffin.
>everton are 8.50 to win
cringe
>>66864039
This, I knew it woul happen the moment I watched that video
>>66864047
No I want them to get relegated today
>>66863935
>>66863935
>>66863935
Official goodbye Villa thread
Jacqui lookin' bang tidy today lads
>>66864037
Mate. Did you even read by fucking post? This is ROY. HE'S NOT GOING TO DO WHAT YOU JUST POSTED. Rooney is going to be in the team NO MATTER WHAT. So put him in No.10 if you HAVE to put him in.
MO MO MO HE'S MAGIC! YOU KNOWWWW YOU'LL NEVER GET PAST SISSOKO!
>>66864049
we don't have any indipoos tho
>>66864056
10.00 to score with 10 minutes remaining
>Everton
>/swans/
>>66864070
They can get relegated next week
Manc shite needs to be BTFO first
>Newcastle winning
Rafa is GOD
>>66864008
You're going too far there Hans, I bet somebody else forced that kid to be a Jewttenham fan
>>66864084
Read it as
>Fuck off Roy
Everton makes me angry
>>66864037
>Drinkwater
No thanks.
>>66864106
41212 is REALLY difficult to play for everyone except the CBs and DM.
>>66864119
They were very lucky desu, 2 players shouldnt be on the pitch and their goals were pure luck.
Never took advantage of Swansea sleeping.
>>66864115
Sorry mate I want the humiliation to be complete
>Mathematically relegated with 4 games to go
Hahahaha
>>66864161
it's good for you
>WATFORD
KEK
>>66864091
You're surprised a country that controlled India for 300 years has Indians in it? What next, you'll be surprised the country which controlled Jamaica for 300 years has Jamaicans in it?
>berahino has missed 2 pens this match
top fucking kek
THE CITY OF WEST BROM
berahino trolling
>berahino
>have west brom to draw with watford
>west brom miss 2 pens
life is suffering
how shit must it be to be an everton fan
even when they do slightly well liverpool end up beating them
i bet everton win the fa cup then liverpool win the europa
>>66864136
I'd prefer if he wasn't in it at all. I liked the formation you used, but I don't think Vardy will be great where you put him. In England, anyway. Have Walcott come off the bench in 70th minute for one of the wingers and that'll be perfect. Can't Alli play on the Wing?
>>66864216
if they'd scored them both they'd be winning tbf
>>66864191
> Y O U
>SWANSHIT
>>66864192
just enjoy them mahmoud
>>66864290
You now remember the people tipping Swansea for europe
>>66864222
My meme arrows were used to specify that that tictac would change naturally into a 4222 as Vardy comes upfront and Sterling takes his place on the wing.
Alli plays wherever the fuck he wants to play, he's the most complete midfielder I've seen in a while.
>Pompey
>narrich and swanshit both losing 3-0 to prime relegation candidates
>A striker just saved a penalty in the championship
Reminder that Everton fans considered 0-0 with palace a good result
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ripip villel
you will not be remembered
Villa are dead
so long my beautiful steed
Bye bye Villa, fuck off and don't come back soon.
RIP Villa
You weren't Prepared
Goodbye Villa, no one cared about you anyways.
>only 6 teams left
>Villa, and maybe Newcastle and Sunderland (who knows about the last two) are going down
>getting relegated to league one so it doesn't even matter, going to miss those away games
Martinez out when?
pmsl mackers suril
Starting to get a crush on Jacqui Oatley
RIP Villa
Pour one out UTV lads
Bolton
Charlton
MK
All going down ,and nothing of value was lost
should i watch bayern-schalke or chelsea-city
i get both on TV here at the same time, miraculously
>>66864594
neither
>>66864568
>hatin on charlton
>>66864594
chelsea - city is gonna be a borefest
>>66864613
Enjoying leauge one clown
>>66864632
why? won't city be banging in the goals?
>>66864613
>not hating on a shitty team owned by a retard
we needed relegating desu
>>66864448
>not naming it Sisyfeels.jpg
>>66864651
Chelsea are MUCH better these days than City m8
Just on the bus home from the Everton game
Wew lads that was shit, even the pitch invader was half arsed
