Chelsea vs City official match thread 1
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>Chelsea
Courtois; Azpilicueta, Cahill, Ivanovic (c), Baba Rahman; Mikel, Fabregas; Willian, Loftus-Cheek, Pedro; Diego Costa
Begovic, Miazga, Matic, Kenedy, Traore, Pato, Falcao
>City
Hart, Kolarov, Mangala, Otamendi, Zabaleta, Toure, Fernandinho, Nasri, de Bruyne, Navas, Aguero
Starts in 1 bong.
Caballero, Sagna, Demichelis, Fernando, Delph, Bony, Kelechi
>wasting precious subs on demi and bony instead of the youngsters
> Kolarov
not loving that to be honest
>>66864017
me neither but we can't keep playing clichy every game unfortunately
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>66864058
wat
>>66863901
I think if you got a trip and stopped actually supporting City, and began to be a bland and boring like moyes trip people would stop hating you
>>66864150
i want to keep triggering this shitty board tho
>>66863910
>>66863941
no one cares
>>66864261
but you just did
hiddink about to be btfo
hiddink about to be btfo
hoping lelsea have forgotten how to park the bus
also does anyone have a good picture of a lump of dirt? i want to have that ready when Pellegrini puts Bony on in front of based Kelechi
hoping lelsea have forgotten how to park the bus
also does anyone have a good picture of a lump of dirt? i want to have that ready when Pellegrini puts Bony on in front of based Kelechi
>>66864535
surely pelle won't try that shit
who am i kidding
>>66864535
surely pelle won't try that shit
who am i kidding
CRISS CROSS
hoping lelsea have forgotten how to park the bus
also does anyone have a good picture of a lump of dirt? i want to have that ready when Pellegrini puts Bony on in front of based Kelechi
Hopefully Traore will play and score another cheeky 5th goal.
>Oil money vs Oil money
wew, do the plastic bandwagoners feel emotions for these great match days?
How hard will he go in?
How hard will he go in?
Who /phonecall/ here?
why is richard dunne not in the line up
>united
>at home
>to aston villa
>only score 1 (one) goal
embarrassing
>>66864717
A boy falls in love with a team.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the team’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls them for a long period of time and is overjoyed to find out that Chelsea are winning 3-0.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s results to the team, they only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the team he called is not the same team he fell in love with. In fact, it doesn’t exist in this universe at all. It is the team's alternate universe counterpart, who can actually win the Champions League.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
>>66864611
Nigglet better be on the bench. It's time for Patonation.
>>66864760
Pretty lucky goal tbqwertyh
>>66864681
mods
again you go to far, Bong
>>66864760
>3 shots on target
>wasting time at the end of the match to try and secure the win
This is against villa, the team who have conceded 13 goals in the previous 5 games
You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. In what world could Chelsea possibly beat MC?
>>66864760
This. Holy shit United are bad.
I REMEMBER WHEN THIS USED TO BE A MEANINGFUL MATCHUP
>>66864581
Good gimmick
>>66864875
tfw the bastard tipped it
>>66864880
1 goal got us 3 points faggot
>>66864914
>us
>>66864914
>us
literally laughed out loud you clown
I'm just glad we have a replacement for the Flip now.
>>66863941
>youngsters
good implication
>>66864779
Finds a way.
>Loftus-Cheek vs De Bruyne
the great debate
tfw you dislike City but like the Dutch City Fan
Who /excited/ for Lestah tomorrow?
>>66864962
>>66864954
Why are weeaboos the worst posters?
Maybe it's because they relate to chinese little girl cartoons
>>66864991
they're not
>>66864988
Here.
>>66864991
See: >>66666666
>>66864988
Boring football
>>66865015
Freak
>>66864988
Im scared
Hammers are playing good football
report
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS142DD3uug
Goal scorers:
Pedro
De Bruyne
Costa
Costa
>your team
>would you sign hazard for 20m w/ 250k/week?
>>66864988
here lad
>>66865071
city
no
My girlfriend asked me to wake her up at 2:30 to watch this game with me
I love how cute it is that she wants to enjoy my interests and watch it with me but she will be tired as fuck tomorrow so I'm not going to wake her and she'll ask me why I didn't in the morning
what's my excuse lads
>>66865081
I forgot
>>66865071
I dont think we can afford him
my team plays 3rd division in finland
>>66865094
That's the worst idea ever, i could just leave this tab open on her laptop and let her see what I said and that would be better than forgetting about her
>>66865034
And they're also competing for a spot in Europe.
And they have Payet, who is currently scoring free kicks as if they're penalties.
There's a very likely chance that Lester could choke.
>>66865081
Cienci/a/no.
We'll spend too much money on Ronaldinho. Can't afford him.
Why do teams wear jackets walking onto the pitch? Retarded.
>>66865131
So cucks buy them
If we cant beat these southern shitters we're officially shit.
>>66865121
chat shit get banged
meme magic will prevail
>plastic derby
kdb revenge party wont be the same without mou desu
>>66865081
Have her son wake her up
>>66865107
tell her you got kidnapped
>>66865081
the truth
sleep is the best thing you can gift to someone, she'll love you for it
>kolarov
congradulations chelsea, game is already over
plastic man city not selling out their allocation again at the bridge
>>66865121
Spammers got beat off United
Lesta will get the 1-0
come the fuck on city
do these southern cunts
>Kolarov is bad meme
whenever he plays vs chelsea he has a great performance, it's zabaleta who shits the bed vs chelsea
>all those empty seats in the away end
top fucking kek. They can't even sell out a game in London on a weekend. What a shitty, small, irrelevant club, just like Cheshits lol
>>66865173
>Stepping foot in the caliphate of london
I dont blame them
>>66865189
Chelsea's away support is fantastic m8
>>66865173
awful club
My mate is in the UK at the moment and he got tickets to Man City vs PSG
I thought tickets like that would be impossible to get for someone who didn't go to games regularly
was city's fan base this small/apathetic about going to games before the money?
I seem to remember they had a decent reputation but I don't remember that well
>You are now aware that chelshit mongs genuinely believed that Hazard was the third best player in the world
>>66864793
Awful opinion senpai
>man city
>>66865203
no it isn't
>>66865189
we have bigger fish to fry m8, who gives a shit about a 10th placed shit team
>>66865233
lmao
That was a delicious ball to get De Bruyne in and Aguero thought he could just tap it in but Gary Cahill got a fantastic block on that, fantastic.
>>66865238
This desu. Chelsea away literally isnt worth the cost.
>>66865221
They also unironically believed that Costa was the best striker in the world for the 6 weeks of his peak.
>>66865233
They don't want to bother the police
Pato has a loose thread coming from his jacket
>>66865221
Mou ruined him desu senpai
>fa cup allocation
>>66865221
He was second, only behind Messi.
dubs and pato scores the winner
>pep wants to go to a club with no fans and no history
Why lads?
>All the United fans laughing at the Man City away support at Chelsea
It's a lot shorter of a trip when you're already in London :^)
>>66865233
did you get that from twitter?
>>66865015
What was the >>66666666 get?
>>66865296
>pep is a plastic coach and goes wherever pays more
surprising
>>66865280
He had his best season under him though
>>66865296
Because he knows he's a fraud and is simply trying to get as much money as he can before he's exposed.
hipstermendi
>>66865305
>Implying sp isnt a weebaoo board with an anime reaction image.
If you haven't bet on BTTS I feel bad for you son
>chelshit
>Costa
>>66865296
>pep
>not going to a club with unlimited funds and a £15m a year contract
I WONDER FUCKING WHY.
>fart
>>66865332
enjoy waiting for two goals
>le shoot straight at the keeper man
Weather the strom, lads. Chelsea are an average team and our quality should see us through this.
>>66865312
>chelsea fan from iran
most plastic poster on the internet
>>66865296
hes not going to chelsea tho?
>>66865233
>The city of city
Literally NO supporters
>>66865221
I remember that. What happened?
>>66865329
What was the get? I missed it. I want a screencap ;_;
>>66865233
More plastics that people in this picture, so I'd say it's business as usual.
>baba black shit
>>66865370
it was the peruvian scriptfag, so you really didn't miss anything
>>66865352
>that flag
needn't to say anymore
who else is leaving Chelsea this summer besides Courtois?
>check loftus-cheek's instagram
>it's all white british women putting hearts and "wet" emoticons
City looks like they're in for a good cucking this match.
>>66865382
Fucking lame. He must have got banned for it. Not that it matters, he avoids.
Still like to see it.
>>66865399
Hes quite ugly tbf ive seen better looking blacks than him.
>that absolute munter behind the linseman
both these clubs are plastic pieces of shit
>>66865384
Won't you be flogged if you're found watching this game?
Serious question.
>>66865384
Based Iran putting Amerishits in their place
>chelshit fans too plastic to see the flag up
>>66865360
Chelsea have more history than you tsuu
What is your favourite chelsea chant?
>>66865296
>P-Pep only does it for his love of big clubs with big history!!
He ended his fucking career in Qatar.
Tfw kloppo buys courtois
>>66865420
Thanks lad. Fucking scriptfag cunt. All best gets are unintentional.
>>66865420
fucking leafless Canada
>>66865397
azar
>>66865384
من به روز رسانی
توقف در حال چنین شرمساری به ایران مدیر فروش
Do us a favour Chelsea.
>>66865399
He's a handsome young lad.
You wouldn't want to date the type of slag that unironically posts that shit on famous people's instagrams anyway.
>>66865397
Remy
book the spic cunt. jesus Christ ref
>>66865438
CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA
>>66865399
Slags are slags mate
>>66865444
SPINNIN A FUCKIN MENORAH ON HIS DESK
>>66865444
how do you know he was scripting?
>>66865444
Good unintentional get.
>>66865432
>Peruvian Chelsea fan
I stand corrected
>>66865430
I probably would, they force us to watch shitty Buyern matches here
>>66865452
>Can't even use google translate correctly
Why are burgers sp dumb?
>near complete silence
i feel sorry for older fans of these two soulless corporations
>>66865419
he's got himself an adidas deal because of his looks
Fabregas is actually dogshit. Thank fuck he went to chelsea.
do Chelsea even have fans or is it a meme? they could be like those 2 dimensional cutouts you see in the crowd in Fifa 2004
>>66865484
>Peruvian Chelsea fan
You wish. I'm a Lifelong Lesterl/a/d, buddy.
>>66865488
there is something particularly whoreish about her idk what it is
muh dick though
>This ref
DUDE
LONDON TEAMS
LMAO
>>66865488
RWB
Daily reminder Kevin de Bruyne is a literal and actual real life non-meme cuck
>>66865478
Because Peru has done this many times before, I didn't know Peru got it.
>>66865507
they hire actors to sit in the crowd
>>66865486
gheyrat nadori. boro zamineh bokon baba, chelsea rid.
>>66865488
my dick
>>66865397
azzar
oscar
slav
flacco
>>66865507
Curse of being a club with mostly wealthy, respectable fans
Don't have the scum of livershit, for example to scream scouse chants for 90 minutes
They just want to watch the game
>>66865525
>lifelong
>when they're doing well
Plastic as fuck.
ref is a joke
>>66865488
ss-sauce?
Falcao when?
>>66865494
Who cares mate
>>>/r9k/
wow there's literally nobody in the emptyhad today
>not starting Falcao
Willian having a great game defensively but dog shit going forward
Atleast Pedro will score
>>66865562
no anon its haram
>>66865556
By that I mean the type of fans that would go to home games. Mostly the older crowd. Away fans are both louder and scummier
>>66865535
Hope he twats Courtois in this game
>>66865566
you're getting cucked tonight
>>66865557
>the joke
>your head
Dumb shit
>>66865572
you are literally correct
>>66865591
Delete this
>>66865584
PLEASE TELL ME YOUR SOURCE ANON
>>66865584
She looks familiar, its bugging me.
is de bruyne /fa/?
>>66865594
That won't unfuck his girl desu
>City using their away kit
What a relief, baby against navy blue fucking sucks.
Fabregas is balding again
>>66865584
FYROM PLZ
>>66865597
Easiest (You) I ever got.
>>66865626
/fa/ here.
He isn't.
His dad on the other hand...
>>66865595
I don't have a girlfriend mate
>>66865626
Not as /fa/ as me(thats me on the left)
>>66865584
I lost interest once she started taking dicks on camera.
>>66865656
>/fa/ here.
>roleplaying as a board on the internet
jesus christ
>>66865626
he genuinely looks like some mongy disabled 14 year old kid
CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA
AND THEN WE'LL SING THIS SONG AGAIN
CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA
>>66865614
done
He's not gonna make it
Loftus-Cheek is a handsome lad desu
>>66865675
Easiest (You) I ever got.
>>66865488
Inverted winger.
english referereing
>not a corner
HAHA HOW
Based Loftus Cheek.
Yeah I guess that's a goal kick, well spotted ref
>eplel """"""refreeeing""""""""
do any of you guys rate loftus cheek?
CHELSEA IS THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORRLLLD
ALL THE OTHER TEAMS ARE NOT AS GOOD AS WE ARE
CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEAAAA
I LIKE CHELSEAAAA
LA DI DA DI DA
CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA
Jesus the officials are worthless. When can we get robot officals?
>>66865682
Youre talking shit on chelsea, but I dont think man shitty have done a single chant all game
>>66865488
Black cock position
ENGLAND'S BRAVE JOE HART SAVED A CORNER
>>66865584
WHO IS THIS
>>66865562
www.mollahnanatokard.ir
>>66865672
Whats her name senpai?
>>66865703
This is it
She can be le cum inside gril
>>66865724
Yeah guess the chelsea fans are the ones chanting for de bruyne
>>66865733
Alison Angel.
>>66865716
>Iranian refereeing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHcxzCqM9NY
I'm going to laugh so hard when United appoint Mourinho as their next manager. Mourinho is literally John Carver tier now
>>66865738
troy deeney
dumb question
does that count as a shot on target or not?
do we have to pretend it was off target since the ref got it wrong?
>it's an indistinguishable teams episode
>that diego Costa feeling
ref is an abmc
>>66865726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpnSn17nuug
His passion will surely take the three lions all the way
>>66865769
good question
REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO - REF IS A PEADO
who are the bad guys in this fixture?
KEKED TWICE BY THE SAME MAN
LMFAÖ
>>66865767
Will be fun when he reinstates Rooney as striker and alienates Rashford
>>66865750
I didnt know cheering counted as atmosphere. I though you britbings only rated limmericks and sing songs
KDB KEKED AGAIN
tbow 2 - KDB 0
>de bruyne
>lelsea defense
Toure's exce;;ent at corners
>City
City are genuinely awful
>cucked out of scoring by Courtois again
mfw comfy thread
>>66865792
Chelsea
WOULD OF PUT ME HOUSE OF THE ALBINO SCORING THAT
how can someone elses haircut make me angry
>>66865792
City
that awful cross great job
>want Chelsea to lose because I don't want them close to Europa
>want City to win cause of the TSSSUwagoner
>this shitty team are actually in the champions league semi final
>>66865779
Do you enjoy being a joke?
>>66865827
>narrow angle due to keeper coming up
>being squeezed by two defenders
nah more likely to be saved than score
Why does Otamendi look like such a faggot
To think I wanted him or Garay
>>66865827
>would of
get in the fucking bin
>>66865832
you probably have autism anon
>>66865820
>this should have a been a title deciding game
What an odd season it's been
Who /Yeezys/ here?
>>66865832
You're autistic.
>>66865845
Watch yo mouf
>>66865845
Now you understand why winning EPL is better than CL. Barca lost in CL this season.
Performing well all season is harder than in KO comps. City just get lucky.
>>66865860
implying city aren't still gonna win the title
Both of these clubs are shit desu
>>66865866
Fake ass shoes
CITY GOT THIS LADS
>>66865626
no
>>66865656
>>66865670
troll responses, his dad is dadcore, good fit tho
>>66865868
>>66865859
says the two autsits who got banned for shitposting
cheeky
>>66865866
You and those yeezys both look shit mate
>Nasri
>>66865832
brain borken
only a matter of time before we score
>le underrated by everyone man
ty based courtois
>>66865827
>would of
Would have. You meant to type Would've.
Na$ri is such a cringy player. I bet he's an absolute cunt off the pitch too
Courtois with one of those "get me out of this shit team anyone" performances today
>actually getting beat by Navas
>twice in a minute
>Cheek playing CAM when it should be Kevin
>>66865866
Pretty dope famalam. Are they easier to get in potatoland or did you shell out the big bucks?
Someone tell Kun he can't into crosses. It's embarrassing.
Wasn't Navas an elite crosser once? What happened?
>>66865866
go back to /r/streetwear Danny boy
>I triple captained Aguero on fantasy
pls...
COURTOIS THE GOAT
Goddamn Chelsea defense really garbage
>>66865866
Not you lol
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>>66865903
Only in loungewear lid not going out til later
is otamendi the worst player ever?
>the city of nasri's hair
>>66865866
>those trackies
>>66865745
pls
what's her name
>>66865906
He's a faggot, right? Only a fag would tip his hair blond like it's 2000 in 2016
>navas
City better hope for De Brown and Aguero to score lots of goals against Real Madrid, because this defense is going to get embarrassed.
dubs for Kevin de Goat scoring the winning goal
Back to the Cuck shed Gus
navas actually playing great
>its a city get cucked by the goalkeeper episode
Aguero is doing that thing strikers who have turned shit do where he keeps coming deep and going out wide instead of getting in the box
He might as well go back to argentina already
>>66865866
I don't really get Yeezys desu. Is this one of those things where you have to be a hypebeast fuccboi to appreciate it, like Y-3?
REMINDER NASRI ISN'T IN MAN CITYS CHAMPIONS LEAGUE SQUAD
That's why mangala makes so many mistakes
>toure loses the ball and falls over
>kolarov not even in the half
City always leave their cb's on their own with no cover or shield
>>66865939
He'll get four against Newcastle again don't worry
>>66865081
>she just woke up
>went to the bathroom
>came out and said goodnight and went back to bed
looks like I'm in the clear lads
also loftus cheek will not make it
>>66865956
he's pretty fucking bad yeah
how can a club have the most expensive and the shittest defenders ever wtf
>>66865866
Why do Irish people only wear trackies?
>>66865973
Nah kompany will be back
>>66865939
Why the fuck would you do this unless the player in question is playing against relegation fodder?
>>66865946
KEK
Is this meme from the future?
>>66865866
Should've gotten Crocs, lad.
>>66865934
Literally home sick
>>66865962
thanks for the (you) leafless me
>>66865952
Still a shit choice of Yeezys. You probably settled for them because you wanted some really bad but couldn't get the better ones baka
>>66865876
>Now you understand why winning EPL is better than CL.
Is it really, though? The Champions League has a lot more prestige.
>>66865866
>yeezys
>sketchers with a diff name
embarrassing mate
>>66865959
>>66865967
>being this behind the times
You'll never make it lads
Why the fuck does a money bags team like City have such a shit cunt like Navas as a starter, or even in the team at all? He's so fucking bad
>>66866008
u too
>>66865999
he has a double game week, chelsea/newcastle
>>66865996
If you want to play county you have to dress for the job, dirty brit
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>>66866035
RARE
>>66866028
for (you)
>implying being gay isn't effay
>>66865984
they look good with the right outfit (i.e. the opposite of what he's wearing) and supposedly theyre super comfy
>>66866016
It does, but for the clubs you face, not the constant performance you need.
>>66866024
Pellegrini is a nonce and fancies Navas
>>66865984
The y-3s that dont have that gap in the sole are oretty dope imo
>Navas is a top player he just gets homesick
City fans for like 3 years now lol
>>66866024
Navas is city's secondbest player so far
>>66866035
But triple captain only lasts for just one game no?
>>66866048
We had this discussion already and we both agree that it's a state of mind.
navas is ridiculously quick but shit at pretty much everything else
I actually like Nasri's haircut
AGUERO
KKKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
AGUEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
God, Aguero is so good.
>>66866068
I've literally never seen a city fan praise or defend Navas
die bräune
AGUEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>THE CITY OF CHELSEA
>>66866077
nope, two
AGUEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
wew
>KURTWA
CITEH CITEH
AGUERRROOOOOOOOO
>>66865959
He's cosplaying.
>>66866049
God tier comfy
And I have a good fit for them but I'm not wearing it in the house watching the game
AGUEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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GET FUCKED ABMC
It was deflected. Terrible.
>YOU JUST KNOW
Buh
Deflected goals don't count anyway
>T BO
Still shit I seey
Surprised core twah didnt get that one
>people rate Mikel
>people will now rate Aguero because of a deflected goal
fuck me you guys are clueless
Holyshit KDB so fast
Oh kek, it was a deflection.
>Aguero isnt the best striker in the world
loving this meme lads
Poor tbo, beaten by a deflection after all that
Kun :3
De Bruyne still has a record of a goal or assist every 90 minutes
LITERALLY GOT ABOUT 3 DEFLECTIONS IN THAT SEQUENCE FUCK OFF HOW LUCKY CAN YOU GET
>>66866131
WE DID IT
stop we want european football at least
>MY STREAM IS A MINUTE LATE
REEEEEE
>>66866035
I'm sorry I doubted you senpai.
Webm of goal please
>>66866126
>wearing shoes in the house
>even contemplating owning trackies like those
>>66866076
Top kek m8 good joke
what do they mean when they chant "sitteh"
>Chelshit
Playing toure just to head out the corners to start counters is surprisingly effective
>>66866140
>>people will now rate Aguero
lowest tier bait
did he just call mikel baba hahahahhaa
AGUEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>66866155
Stopping United from getting CL is funnier. City are such a nothing team that it's completely irrelevant how they do, whether they win the league or get relegated.
le 5'4 header man
life is shite lads,
why live?
>>66866173
Future champions of europe
>you now remember that De Bruyne asked for a transfer when Courtois was about to return from loan because Thibaut fucked his girl
>>66866169
I only put them on for the yous m8
>>66866171
He was until the goal, only De Bruyne was creating more and offering more runs
>>66866205
because RLC & willian will spark the comeback
If blacks where banned from the league what team would win?
>>66866157
>>MY STREAM IS A MINUTE LATE
entire culture is 500 years late la
>>66866229
Leicester?
>>66866205
what's wrong la
>>66866229
Spuds
this midfield looking good desu
>>66866216
Shouldn't have cucked De Bruyne, made him both leave Chelsea and become great
>>66866216
>shit that never happened: the meme
>>66866216
Iirc the chick was phat and plain and Kevin has a nice bird now.
>>66866229
Stoke
>>66866229
Lester
>>66866229
Lester.
We'll miss Kanty though.
>>66866229
City would have literally no strikers or central defenders
City fans chanting now, apparently Leicester have just lost £5,000 in cancelled kit purchases
time for a cheeky 2nd just before half time
>>66866149
selling KdB was Chelseas worst mistake
>>66866234
It hurts to admit you're right
but at least we're a real cuntree
>>66866255
Otamendi and Demichelis the white argentinians in defence
>>66866205
To overcome your own shittiness.
>>66866265
hiring jose back was chelsea's great mistake
>>66866239
general weekend depression
>>66866255
long way to go to make argentina jokes. i appreciate this.
>City went 15/15 points with 0 goals conceded at the start of the season
lol, nice choke shitlords
>>66866245
Why would I make that up?
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2271465-kevin-de-bruynes-ex-explains-why-she-had-an-affair-with-thibaut-courtois
>>66866229
Tottenham, they would only lose 2 key players.
>Move Eriksen to the 10 spot (his natural position anyway)
>Son or Chadli on the left
>Lamela on the right
>Mason alongside Dier
>Davies and Trippier are about as good as Rose and Walker anyway
>>66866265
I think the mistake was buying him when he was young and not when he had developed.
He was never going to improve at the bridge.
where did the chelshitters suddenly go
>>66866277
not spending in the summer was chelsea's great mistake
>>66866229
Everyone
Did Ballack play for Chelsea or something? Second time I've heard him mentioned this match
>>66866309
Banning that racist fan was the start of their downfall
>>66866237
>lester
>winning without Kante and Morgan
>>66866216
She was ugly as fuck man
>>66866311
trinibro on point
>>66866269
t. Kordistan, Loristan, Azarbaijan Junibee, Iranistan, Khuzistan, va Balochistan
CHELSEA FANS THIS SEASON
>>66866313
Yeah, he was a key player for a few years
>>66866311
> that flag
surprising opinion
>>66866313
>this flag
>this thread
Out.
>>66866279
It doesn't matter if life is great or shit. Either way, it's always more than not existing at all.
>>66866229
Arsenal or Spurs.
>>66866313
>I'll bite
>>66866229
That would be a win for everyone.
>>66866255
underrated post
>>66866344
>>66866357
>>66866363
you fell for my ruse
yaya / dinho blooter attempts incoming
>tfw Sosa fucked off and died this season
feels good tbqh Dutch city fag is not as bad tbqh
>>66866234
Rude
How are Man Cucky winning?
>>66866361
>arsenal
BIG CAHILL
Hart fucking up a short pass again
>>66866361
>Arsenal with no Coquelin and Sanchez
>winning anything
wew
EBGC
I'm getting the impression that the Chelsea centre halves are getting even less protection than usual
>>66866379
I disagree
Maybe it's the flag
>>66866396
deflectball x3
>>66866405
>sanchez
>negro
>"YAYA! YAYA!"
Every time I watch City I hear this shit from Joe Hart
>>66866396
Because they have two world class players to counter attack with
YAYA YAYA
gj cahill
>>66866377
>merely pretending
Yeah, fuck off.
>>66866379
probably because no canadian team even made the NHL playoffs, canada is literally the most cucked sporting nation on earth
>>66866323
4 banned for 18 years.
>>66866396
Kevin
Baba Ramen sounds like something from Dagashi Kashi desu
>>66866430
It's because Toure refuses to head goalkicks
It's usually YAYA YAYA FUCKING MOVE
>>66866377
wow, epic
Hiroshima Nagasaki will certainly put a permanent golden plaque on 4chan server, saying 'Here, on April 16 2016, Aussie anon rused two random underage anons by pretending (?) to be retarded.'
>>66866448
And so it was cast chelshit will win nothing for 18 years
>>66866452
fuck off weeb
>>66866452
Nice taste
NICE FREE KICK
HAHAHAHA
>Willie Anne
>willian
Was Otamendi actually good before he joined City?
>>66866298
ya they should have lend him or atleast bring some "first to buy back" in contract ...
>WilliHAHAH
I hope that Conte will end the Willian set piece taker meme.
>>66866452
Saya>Hotaru
>will i am
chelshit kek
>Lellian
SLAG TIME
>Will.i.an
>>66866493
Can't agree with this one Trinibro
>>66866438
No need to get so mad, Asian France.
>>66866481
He scored that one time against Madrid
Then he went from a nothing player to a meme
>>66866481
He's just a meme player that people knew from fifa and say is good.
>william
>>66865584
lily ivy if anyone's still interested to look her up during the half time break
can't wait to drive my ford mustang around London at 5mph in traffic 2bh
POST SOFTCORE PORN
>>66866481
He tackled Messi once
which one /sp/
>>66866430
Because he's a lazy cunt so Hart has to shout at him to get him to do anything
was it really worth it tho?
Alright. It's half time and you should claim your waifu before anybody else does!
>>66866558
middle
>>66866558
The big one in the back
Based city beating two oil money cancer clubs in seven days
who else would be in a /hothead/ XI
------------------??----------------
??-Otamendi--Mangala--??
??-------??-------??----------??
--------Costa---Suarez--------
>>66866558
too much tits
![[Doki]_Akame_ga_Kill!_-_01_(1280x720_Hi10P_BD_AAC)_[381FABDB].mkv_snapshot_04.53_[2016.02.21_10.55.29].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5ZlAQSS.jpg "[Doki] Akame ga Kill! - 01 (1280x720 Hi10P BD AAC) [381FABDB].mkv snapshot 04.53 [2016.02.21 10.55.29]")
>>66866566
>>66866558
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>>66866309
>30m on pedro
>20m on baba
The mistake was spending bad.
Good hostel in London lads? Stayed in yha in marleybone before, was pretty nice but the area a bit quiet.
>>66866589
triggered me to be quite desu
>>66866566
Claimed.
>>66866558
Redhead
>>66866558
Bottom right got that smug mug would fug
>>66866666
Who gona get?
>>66866558
bottom right
how is this even a question
>>66866592
Joe Hart
Arda Turan
>>66866592
Cattermole and Joey Barton In central midfield.
>>66866538
thanks m8
>>66866430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGy6FuGdeYk
>>66866558
All
>>66866399
Coq is the only black on that team who's any good. Walcott can go without a problem. Ox is shit.
>>66866405
>Sanchez
>Black
Fuck off.
game ogre
