Wednesday April 13:
Sporting KC @ Colorado (5:30pm EST)
San Jose @ NY Red Bulls (7:30pm EST)
Portland @ FC Dallas (7:30pm EST)
April 15:
Houston Dynamo @ LA Galaxy (4pm)
April 16:
Chicago Fire @ Montreal Impact (2pm)
DC United @ Toronto FC (2pm)
Columbus Crew @ NYCFC (4:30pm)
Colorado Rapids @ NY Red Bulls (6pm)
Seattle Sounders @ Philly Union (7pm)
Real Salt Lake @ Vancouver Whatcaps (7pm)
Portland Tumblrs @ San Jose Earthquacks (7:30pm)
April 17:
Orlando City FC @ New England Revolution (12:30pm)
FC Dallas @ Sporting KFC (4pm)
>two threads this morning
>both archived in the last four hours
I AM DISAPPOINT
>Sporting KC @ Colorado Rapids
The ball is round. The game is 90 minutes. Everything else is pure theory.
UNION
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I
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>>66793634
snakes are gay
>>66793708
"no"
is mauro diaz still ded?
RAPIDS
A (420)
P
I
D
S
>>66793840
Yes. If you haven't dumped all your Dallas players on fantasy yet, you have a few hours left.
>>66793905
>dumping Dallas in all sports
There are people alive right now who think the Cowboys are good.
How do we fix this shit?
>>66793938
You can't
time for relegation
>>66793938
OKC
>>66793938
Find a way to un-meme the entire pacific northwest.
>>66794057
>pnw (tumblers, flounders)
http://www.blackandredunited.com/stadium-news/2016/4/13/11407660/dc-united-buzzard-point-stadium
soon?
>>66793998
>un-meme
Literally the entire MLS is a meme-league, which is a stupid phrase anyway. "You weren't good in 1963 so you suck."
Fuck off, Gramps.
>>66794057
>>66794239
So mad.
what happened to the last thread?
>>66794354
Champions League happened.
>literally no KC or CO fans on right now
Can't say I'm surprised.
>>66794203
Gonna look real nice
>>66794831
I'm an American and what is this.
>>66794831
guess i should have figured.
thread kinda just got archived, and i was busy browsing another board.
>>66794906
Well. See that it doesn't happen again.
>>66794841
>not CO/KC
>>66794861
Another Liga mx tournament
>>66795042
>one tournament every other week
WHAT IS THIS, COLLEGE BASKETBALL?!
>Sporting KFC @ Colorado Redeyes
>>66795249
k e k
solid bants la
>Sporting KC @ Colorado (5:30pm EST)
>San Jose @ NY Red Bulls (7:30pm EST)
>Portland @ FC Dallas (7:30pm EST)
Turns out those times are PST. Wonderful.
ARE YEW READY FER SUM DIVEGRASS?
What the fuck happened to the other two threads?
>>66796067
You were too busy jerking it to /h/ to bump them.
>tfw you have gained $1.3M in only 5 rounds in fantasy this season
>>66796177
Those are Euro-dollars so it's not real money.
>>66796200
>Those are E̶u̶r̶o̶-̶d̶o̶l̶l̶a̶r̶s GAM & TAM so it's not real money.
fixed it
>KFC in 45 minutes
Well now i'm hungry.
>>66793402
>>66796067
probably a lack of soonposting to bump the thread for you guys.
>>66796475
also a flooding of eurofags, whatareyagonnado.
>>66796475
would rather lose a thousand threads to archiving due to eurofags than have one more soon post.
>>66796558
>SOON
>>66796558
Rude.
>portland at dallas
How the fuck do hipsters react when dropped into cowboy-central?
>>66796778
>any soccer team in America
>not hipster bait
I'd imagine they're perfectly comfortable in their MLS-sponsored hipster enclave.
>>66796778
>How the fuck do hipsters react when dropped into cowboy-central?
Surprised by the lack of cowboys in Toyota Stadium during game time.
>>66796841
>Frisco
>hipster enclave
Try again.
>>66796841
they don't
the game is in portland
>>66796841
>Utah
>Hipster enclave
>>66793708
you wot?
>>66796944
meant to reply to >>66796778
>>66796887
Austin SC when?
>>66796949
>implying Mormons aren't the most hipster Christian denomination
Did the season just start? Maybe I'll watch this year
>>66797030
They aren't. look up Mount Athos. It's a no-girls-allowed island filled entirely with monks.
Stream for the Sporting KC game?
>>66797068
Fuck off we're full
>i will probably never get to a union game
>>66797246
>>66797128
Well at least you'll never have to be in or near Filthadelphia
>>66797246
>abdul-salaam
where is this guy from?
>>66797128
DO IT
Brring stickers and a flag.
>>66797363
Here
>>66797389
Is there an Irish part of town? I'll spam these everywhere.
>that guy who didnt wait until the last second to make his fantasy moves
>that guy who waited too long to make his fantasy moves
>>66797472
Yes, but tbf a large part of the city pretends to be "Irish"
>>66797102
bump
>>66797323
>No Axel Sobjerg
>Had Bobby Burling but traded him away for Axel Sobjerg
4 POINTS WASTED
>>66797527
You've literally just described Glasgow.
>Colorado games
>>66797644
Yeah
I'm not sure why being Irish is such a point of pride
Anybody watching this by the way? I fell asleep after work and will be up for a few more hours yet.
>>66796944
>the game is in Portland
Not according to OP, and not according to a Google search, unless US Soccer is the only sport that lists the home team first.
>>66797818
>Colorado
>tfw i have I.E. Brah as my fantasy H2H this week
>>66797837
nigga i capped valeri cause he has 2 home games get fucked
>>66797888
Well this game sucks.
>>66797948
>home team actually listed first
WHAT KINDA FUCKED UP EURO BULLSHIT IS THIS
>>66798086
>captain portland attacker when their offense is dead even with Nagbe
But I have Dom Dwyer and Sjoberg on my team, so what do I know.
>>66798197
:^)
>>66798065
Is it me or is it IE Brah is gay
>>66798101
Every game involving Colorado sucks.
>>66798182
I was actually going to mention that, seemed like a stupid question.
>>66798086
Capped wondo because against the 9th place teams in both conferences, and he's 4 goals in 5 games.
>>66798325
>capped wondo because I'm a super quakesfag
FTFY
>>66798372
I normally cap defenders on DGW though
>>66798267
IE United
>>66798423
>Capping defenders
it's like you don't want to win
>>66798423
This is why you're not even in the top 10.
Semen slurping sport tbqh
Los Dos vs San Antonio in 80 bings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aGoYkFDM0A
>dejong suspended for three games.
>>66798727
>de jong only suspended for 3 games
>>66798579
tbf, he's 11th
t. increasingly nervous 10th place team
>>66798727
>only 3
>>66798727
Is that official?
Red card +2 seems pretty fair, and much more reasonable than the "ban him as long as Nagbe is injured" clap trap.
>>66798727
>>only getting a 3-game suspension
>>66798727
>This nigger will still play against Union
Fuck
>>66798727
couldve been worst with all those ledditors claiming length of nagbe's injury or some stupid shit
>>66798727
>>66798969
It wasn't just plebbit. Even Doyle over at MLSsoccer was calling for it. Everyone fucking lost their shit man.
The best part is that banning him for the length of Nagbe's injury would end up on the lower end of what other people where calling for.
>none of the starters are playing
>MLS is reduce back to 1.0
wew
>>66796632
>>66796881
build faster
UNION
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>tfw no jillian gf
>>66799624
But muh Stu Holden
>>66799690
Is he still a thing? There was a time where I would have taken him on out NT
>>66798727
imokwiththis.jpg
>>66799690
>>66799777
>Pro Counter Strike player
>>66799777
He retired because he''s made of glass, and now MLS is going to suspend De Jong because of it.
>>66799121
>arena
>wrong
Pic 1
>>66798959
toss some batteries at him you phillycuck
>Reynish, McCarty, Kljestan, BWP, Carroll, Grella, Duvall
17 year-old Tyler Adams gets the start
>>66799624
this nigga can't be serious
>>66800087
He makes a good point that Holden himself has broken other player's leg, and its pretty ridiculous for everyone to call De Jong dirty for a miss timed tackle.
>>66793319
This will never happen once we have Minnesota to shit on.
>>66800203
And know ones talking about all the reckless fouls borchers was pulling. Yeah fuck this shit.
>>66800203
>mis-timed
Literally everyone predicted this sort of thing was going to happen, and it did, with record speed
He either did this deliberately, or doesn't care that he's fucking up other players' health with his play, and neither of those things is okay
>>66800430
>defensive mid injured american in MLS
Woah there Nostradamus.
>>66800424
>borchers
>reckless
What do you mean anon, Portland doesn't hire reckless players.
>>66800203
Except De Jong has a distinct history of dirty injury dealing tackles that makes him a high profile for this kind of negative backlash.
>>66800623
But he only deliberately kicked a guy in the chest that one time! Sheesh
>>66800653
And yet someone at LA, knowing all this, decided it was a good idea to sign this asshole.
>>66800706
>mls hiring murderers
Perish the thought.
>>66800575
>>66800623
>>66800653
>>66800706
stay mad portcucks
>>66800706
Because rarely anyone will challenge him
>>66800706
I don't think sport are for you.
TYBDD
>>66800706
This is what happens when Liberals start watching sports
>have one bad year in 2010
>6 years later people are still butthurt
"""""""SPORTING"""""
>Louisville
>a city with a higher population than Milwaukee, Kansas City, Mo, Atlanta, Miami, Oakland, Minneapolis, Cleveland, Tampa, Anaheim, St Louis, Pittsburgh, Cincinnati and Buffalo
>no major pro sports team
>>66800048
we're gonna have to upgrade to D batteries for this fuck
>>66800961
sports is about television, and television is about metro areas, not just cities, and most of those cities have you beat there
also, Kentucky is such a shit state that Fondy gave up the chance to score 20 goals a season for the rest of his life to go to FLORIDA; just consider that fact for a moment
>>66800910
>imblying the sport isn't the liberal choice in this country
fucking IE Brah. why do you think we don't have a neo nazi mls club yet?
>>66800961
>no pro sports team
This is Wildcat country.
Oh, and also your state senator is an insane fuckhead.
>>66801132
>why no neo nazi clubs
I'm guessing these don't exist in any US sports because neo nazis tend to frown upon Mexicans, Cubans, Argentinians, Dominicans, Brazilians and black people?
>LOSING TO THE CRAPIDS AT HOME
>THE DILAPIDATED HOVEL OF KANSAS CITY
>kansas shitty
>Sporting
>>66801361
>Louisville
>Wildcats country
>>66801067
Literally nothing wrong with murderball
>go to sell weed to one of the teklife djs
>smoke with him and talk about music
>look at red bulls line up
>immediately leave
jesse bls
>>66801132
True.>>66801426
Latinos are racist by nature if our league wasn't so family friendly we'd get puto chants at every game
Fug
>inb4 portlandfags insist Barrios is suspended for 10 games
>>66801862
I'm glad puto chants arent frequent in this league. We're not liga mx 2.0
Los Dos should play somewhere else. Literally anywhere else would be a better home stadium.
>>66802235
They need a new name more than they need a new stadium.
>soon
>>66802235
At least they have a better stadium than we do. Hello, its the one and only Blues fan from yesterday.
>i can't believe a player with a reputation for bad challenges like this is allowed to play in MLS. Its disgraceful, and Portland should be ashamed of themselves. The man has a history of ruining player's entire careers, and is lucky he hasn't done so again to a young US national team player.
>>66802612
Did the DISCO did anything about that tackle?
>>66802612
would have had two niggas with broken legs that game.
>>66802612
its literally studs down on the foot
Early season timbers matches are painful to watch.
>>66802612
Sjw btfo!
>>66803123
>Second foul of the game and no red card.
Nice try portscum.
>>66803230
de jong didnt get a red card either/stop projecting
>>66803305
>Hard challenges in the first and and early in the second.
Typical Portlel fan. Don't know shot about the game. Btw nice three down in the first.
wow >we're gonna lose this game because the quakes got gerrard grass
>>66803432
are you a soccer dad?
>>66803465
>Portlel getting btfo
Karma
>>66803527
Still kick your ass.
>>66803527
Don't reply to the shitposter.
>>66803558
>throw entire game
>everyone feels bad for you because you lost your star player
>increased pressure of discipline committee to exact revenge on your behalf
All according to plan.
>>66803638
>stating reality is shitposting
borcher shouldve gotten two yellows
Los Dos too stronk
Red bulls are imploding on themselves
Based Alashe
>>66803793
Feels good desu senpai
>tfw pissing at RBA last season after the columbus playoff loss with the knowledge that we will never be this close for a long time
>>66803867
I didn't know San Jose was in Australia
>>66803867
>VAVAV stadium
>>66803867
>Tripfag is a closet ultra scumbag.
>>66803942
Kek
>>66803867
How's tommy thompson? kid seems pretty decent, might even make a move in europe
>>66803942
>home to world's smallest indoor bar
>>66797128
One day when WE are a BIG team there will be vacation packages don't worry lad
WONDOOOO!!!!!!!! 2-0 faggots!
going to the bar cant wait for a loss this weekend!!!
>>66798325
Fuck yes
>>66804866
The out of nowhere over enthusiastic scoring goal man
>>66804866
>he's a red bull supporter
damn how do you deal not killing yourself every game?
>>66801862
>Latinos are racist
>They chant homophobic things
Which is it?
>>66804935
That's my secret. I'm already dead on the inside.
>>66804909
Will I see you at the game on the 24th, mystical shitposting genius?
>>66804968
Whatever makes him seem more edgy.
>>66804024
he's fun to watch at halftime doing his juggling thing. Definitely has some talent but needs to work on his finishing quite a bit - maybe it's just been nerves so far but he's blown a couple good chances. Nice to see him getting some playing time though.
>>66804845
that looks awful
>>66805028
He needs consistent playing time. It's a catch-22. He's not getting consistent playing time, so he can't work on his composure. He can't work on his composure when his team need someone to contribute right away, so he's not going to get any gametime.
>>66805097
Just a prank bro
Bingham needs to grab those btw. Flubbed at a chest high ball wtf....
>>66804845
>Tommy Bahamas fuck my shit up.
>>66804024
>move to Europe
Fuck off Euroboo
>tfw bought into the portlel meme
>tfw captained Diego "three points" Valeri
>tfw bought Adi instead of Wondo
Just fuck my fantasy team up fampai
>crapavoy with both studs up.
>Portland getting booty blasted at home
>>66805321
>Axel Sobjerg
>Diego Valeri
>Quincy Amarikwa
At least I didnt captain Villa
>its another tommy didnt score episode
>it's another Western Conference is a bloodbath episode
At least Seattle won't make the playoffs this season
why was grella being a lil bitch?
>Los Dos choking in the waning minutes
Get fucked Portlel.
>All this lags butthurt because Grabavoy isn't hated like de Jong
>"When did Grabavoy end Holden's career"
>"I-it's different. De Jong isn't a dirty player...."
>>66806683
Grabavoy, to my knowledge, doesn't have a history of making shitty tackles
>>66806732
thats his point
>Tumblers what is sarcasm.
>>66806732
Missing the point. It should have been a red.
>>66807014
with complaints that the refs showed too many reds in the first few weeks, are we seeing an over-correction now?
>>66807433
I appreciate the refs causing 45% more butthurt in both directions.
>>66807014
Then leave that to the DISCO to decide, which they probably won't, so you can go ahead and blame them
What are the odds this thread is still around tomorrow?
>Euroleague
>>66807760
/mls/ doesn't die anymore, bro
>>66807805
There were two threads this morning and they both got archived by mid-day.
>Soon
There was MLS today?
were nycfcfags as obnoxious as a certain melanin-enhanced anon?
wasn't here enough then to know either way.
>>66808489
argentina?
>>66808166
>again
Why aren't you watching LAG's first game /sp/?
http://www.lagalaxy.com/post/2016/04/13/la-galaxy-played-their-first-ever-match-twenty-years-ago-today-watch-complete?autoplay=true
>>66806906
>tumblers
>er
>ref from LA-POR game removed from his next match
Why? This is literally the maddest MLSfags have ever been.
MAMBA OUT
>>66808913
MLS is a joke and this whole situation is proof.
>all these Portdumb tears over based De Jong
kek
KEK
>>66808913
Hey, if you criticize the MLS refs, do you get fined less money than the NBA or NFL, because the league is so poor?
Asking for a friend.
>>66809033
>the entire sport is invalid because a ref is incompetent
Time to shut down every major sports league in the US, then.
>>66808913
>This is literally the maddest MLSfags have ever been.
And I doubt much will get accomplished in terms of ref quality if all it takes for refs to "pay" is to throw a hissy fit.
>>66809047
I haven't ever seen the fine for criticizing MLS refs disclosed.
>>66809047
>criticize the MLS refs
PRO will personally offer to suck your dick for forgiveness.
>>66809087
More like
>the entire league is invalid because fans are incompetent
>>66809047
>asking for a friend.
>>66807760
No more manchild wrestling so it'll be fine.
>>66808694
at one time Atlanta sports were great. Here is an artifact on display in the Atlanta History Museum that depicts the Atlanta "Braves" winning some sort of tribal war. I was only 5 years old at this time and all I remember is my dad celebrating so much that I thought our hut was going to implode. wew. Anyway, that was a long time ago... but that happened and things were arbitrarily great for a hot while fampai. >Soon things will be better, >Soon.
>Soon.
>>66809143
it's a meme you dip
>>66809244
How original.
>>66809221
This is not even true. The Braves won their division every year then regularly got bounced from the playoffs early. They are the Astros of Georgia.
>>66809324
>How original.
https://twitter.com/GrantWahl/status/720420350878752768
Can this league do anything fucking right?
>>66809379
Mls is a joke.
>>66809359
>Astros
they arent on the same level of fail per hype so I don't get the reference.
also,
>Soon
Next MLS cities:
Atlanta
Miami
San Antonio
LA
Sacramento
St Louis
What other cities do we need to join?
>>66809379
Gotta keep De Jong happy man
Just like how Frank Lampard has yet to play and Didier Drogba playing Montreal like a fiddle
>>66809623
>implying the problem isn't using injury as a factor for suspension length
>>66809606
That's a tough one. I'd like to say the biggest NASL cities will get poached, but if that's not in their power then just look into which USL teams are making the most money.
>>66809695
You gotta point there, the suspension length should have been decided on in the first place, but you can't say that these big players don't have some power in this league as the money makers for these teams.
>>66809606
ANCHORAGE AFC
>>66809606
Charlotte, once the Independence get their fucking shit together
Louisville or Cincy, but probably not both
Detroit and San Diego are good markets, but Detroit is only NPSL right now, and SD doesn't have any team at all as far as I'm aware; they need to jump into USL sometime soon
Phoenix maybe? How does the Arizona Cardinals' stadium handle soccer?
>>66810263
>how does the az cardinals stadium handle soccer
They better figure it out. because there's no otehr place to play in AZ except outdoors.
>>66810595
>>Arizona
>>outdoors
>>mid-summer
>>66809606
3rd New York team
Another Florida team
One more California team.
>>66810660
Cali yes, but the MLS tried Florida before and it did not go well. No fucking way will Orlando / JAX / Tampa be able to support that shit. No fucking way.
>3rd team in a city
Literally fuck off.
>>66810660
>>third NY team
You have 10 seconds to name a more deserving city than a 3rd New York team
>>66811084
Charlotte
>>66811084
Any of the above mentioned expansion targets, plus any other city with a population of more than 20 people
NY doesn't need a third expansion team
>>66811346
>NY doesn't need a third expansion team
More or less support a 3rd team.
>>66809606
Chicago 2
>>66811084
Give team in Baltimore pls
>>66809606
>Next MLS cities:
>Implying it won't be LA3 and NY State SC
This league is retarded.
>>66814419
I'd be down for a Chiraq 2 or a NYC 3 but I think its probably more important to spread the leagues footprint first.
Bumping for muh haters.
San Francisco needs a team. San Jose is far enough a Sacramento is far enough. 3 So Cal vs 3 Nor Cal tell me that wouldn't be GOAT
T-there was a game yesterday?
;_;
>>66817280
They lost
>>66817280
>Fairweather fans
There was actually 3 games yesterday
>>66817308
>>66817324
I know now.
Fuck me, I should really just put their games in my calendar with a reminder.
>>66817390
I cropped out some past weeks, but any place you see a green square there's likely a mid week game.
>>66814531
a second Bay Area team would do better than both of those even with Sacramento coming
>>66817475
Monterey Mutiny when?
>>66817475
You'll get Sac and maybe SF in San Diego gets a team.
>>66817143
>San Fran needs a team
Nah. They don't even deserve an NFL team, really, but they keep it out of tradition. They're too small.
>>66817390
Or you could check the fucking thread.
>>66817642
>San Fran
Opinion discarded.
>>home opener in 2 days
>>66817712
Wut?
>>66817680
>San Fran
I'm not the one who brought it up
>>66817764
Fan of the USL's St. Louis FC
What up, Portland
>>66810690
>>66810731
>>66814531
Wouldn't be an NYC team. Would probably be Rochester or Buffalo
>>66817826
Lad banter from Dallas I love it
>>66818408
>shade from Dallas soccer
This is like shade from Houston football. It seems unnatural.
Bamp for Friday gaems
>>66818924
Its Thursday senpai.
>Tfw there's not a game everday.
>Soon
>>66819511
For the better desu, I got other sports to watch and things to do.
>>66819393
And there are no games today.
Can Connecticut get a USL or NASL team please?
Look at how good our soccer games are here! Our beautiful stadium!!!
http://youtu.be/ymN0I06P4gc
>tfw can't see pullisic play because dortmund shit the bed
>>66823389
idk why I turned that game off.
>>66822707
Over 9000 hours in Google Search:
http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/troubleshooters/Professional-Soccer-Coming-to-Hartford-309549991.html
>>66823549
Out of date.
IIRC the Hartford City FC main investor embezzled public funds for the stadium or some such, so pro soccer in Connecticut is on cooldown for a while.
FFS DORTMUND
>>66822707
Literally overshadowed by Boston, NY, Philly, DC and Baltimore. This is what you get for having a US state smaller than the city I was born in.
At least you have the American equivalent of whatever Premier-League Division Four is:
http://www.ctsoccerleague.com/
>>66823821
Tbh I think they would do alright with USL and NASL.
>>66823777
>i want to bring soccer to this city
>no i don't i want to get rich everyone else can get fucked
This is what sank the original NASL, I'm glad the MLS has managed to actually do their fucking jobs, for the time being.
>>66823478
That's pretty stupid anon.
>>66824072
He's a n00b.
If your team starts to tank, just drink more alcohol. These are facts.
>>66823777
>Whalers FC
Dafuq
>>66824072
I usually drink anyways. But that come back. Ok enough of this bandwagon.
>>66824072
Sorry senpai I got drunk and started watching baseball with my friends.
I guess I can watch it later
The bigger question is, once ATL and MN are playing, what the fuck else will /sp/ socceranons have to bitch about?
>>66824588
losing to Atlanta
>Soon
>>Dortmund
>>66824940
>the city preferring to continue focussing on watching the Barves lose instead of watching ATLUTD lose.
>Soon
>soccer day
>tax day
Looks like I picked the right week to die of alcohol poisoning
>Day off
DON'T YOU DIE ON ME
>>66829161
Nagbe's fine bro, relax.
>>66829194
I meant the thread. You bitches get lazy af on rest days.
>>66829408
You need some quality bait anon like:
3 THINGS TO MAKE US SOCCER GREAT AGAIN
>balanced schedule, with a single table, and no more play offs bullshit
>Stop overpaying for old and busted big name players
>finally integrate the US soccer pyramid with pro/rel between MLS, NASL, and USL
>>66829552
I agree with all your greentext.
>>66829552
>be a billionaire
>spend hella-cash to get your shitty 2nd-tier NY team into MLS
>get relegated, spend a season playing OKC and Utah
You do know this is America, right?
>>66830045
>people building soccer in this country have to be americlap billionaires
No
>>66830099
Except, yes.
Otherwise, why don't you start up an MLS team in Fargo rightfucking now? I'll contribute to your kickstarter.
>>66830178
>kickstarter team
>implying this is a bad idea
>>66830227
>implying this would work
You get yourself named CEO of the Green Bay FC, i'll deliver my season ticket money in person.
Ordered my Union shirt tonight, my official status has gone from casual to officially on the bandwagon.
Feels good lads.
>>66830337
top lad
>>66829552
>TWO BALANCED TABLES FOR EAST AND WEST
>NO PLAYOFFS, JUST A SOCCER BOWL
I want this, but it will never happen
>>66830337
Y'all should grab a hat or a scarf
>>66830337
>Spending £70 on an MLS shirt
>>66830337
wew congrats. My Leicester jersey got here yesterday
>>66830608
>Not riding meme MLS magic
>>66830592
I may pick up a hat for the winter, good call anon.
>>66830608
I needed a new shirt for 5 a side and I refuse to buy any Rangers gear because the club gets shafted with the current sponsorship deal.
>>66830635
Noice, hope you got Drinky or Huthy on the back m8.
MLS commissioner visited today lads
SOON
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>>66830796
>yfw California and Texas will have all the teams
>>66830796
>Second team in a major sport in Sacramento
>Not San Fran
>Not Oakland
>Not San Diego
>Not Anaheim
That's cute.
>>66830854
>tfw pro/rel gets implemented and they all get relegated
can't wait
>>66830980
>implying gun-toting billionaires of TX would ever let this happen
There's a reason the playoff/draft system in every US sport is the way it is.
>>66831011
It's called promotion and relegation. Can't those babby billionaires handle one season in 2nd division?
>>66831216
No. They make more money in 1st division. So they'd never vote for it.
>>66830980
>pro/rel
>pacific northwest and rustbelt never heard from again
>>66831366
Portland is playing the shit out of that ball, it's the Sounders who are in a rebuilding year.
>>66831232
Why not? Oh right pro/rel would force them to actually care about the league. can't have that
>>66831453
Exactly.
Profit > Competition
>>66830635
Is that what your to the next game,when you take your girlfriends son?
>>66831755
R O A S T E D
Who /nothispanic/ here?
>>66832654
aye
WE make OUR own history.
>>66834227
that is literally worse than the current columbus crew kit
>>66834382
>that away kit
we Blackburn Rovers now
>>66834407
Looks better than that current all white jersey
>>66832654
just one non-hispanic here amigo.
Can we talk about how fucking expensive replica kits are?
Even NASL teams are charging $80 for jerseys.
>>66834653
Wouldn't know, I only buy hats.
>>66834653
try to only buy shit from ross/marshalls outside of the market. gotta go see if i can find any good shit now that i'm more into the league. only have found a scarf of >my mls franchise
>>66834382
Moar like Philadelphia ONION because your kits make me cry.
>>66834936
Bit rude desu
>>66834784
If you only buy hats, then how will your gf look all cute when she borrows your jers--- ohhh, sorry dude, my bad.
>>66834227
>can we have a rad 90's kit too gais?
>>66834979
Also rude
>>66834974
>>66835012
Didn't realize there was a ban on trash talk, are we at an actual MLS game and no one told me?
>>66835038
Don't let me stop you man. Do whatever.
>>66835137
They just haven a giggle mate, don't cry.
>mfw ABUs blown out
>>66835173
Philadeltoids have notoriously thin skin.
You know, like Onions.
>>66835173
I have nothing, too drunk.
>>66830337
D O O P
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>HOU
>LAX
>Literally the only game in town
HAS THE WORLD GONE TOPSY-TURVY
>>66835663
Is it called the AEG Derby?
>>66835785
Guess so considering Houston is the recently former AEG
>>66835663
>LAX
Oh look, it's the airports autist. Why'd you use HOU instead of IAH?
>Soon: late night vibes edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONIJXHvoynw
>>66835998
not him, but should have been LAG
but doesn't really matter, only to the actual autists would it matter to.
The way I think expansion will run is this
2017:
+Atl (E)
+Min (W)
2018:
+LA (W)
+Sac (W)
Min (W->E)
Through 2022:
+Sac, SA (W)
+Mia, Cin (E)
Not positive on Cincinnati. Could be Carolina or another Florida team out of NASL.
>>66836199
Dumping more maps
>>66836224
and another one
pdl map where?
>>66836249
>85 teams in NPSL
>67 teams in PDL
Even I'm not autistic enough to do that.
>>66835998
Because LAX is just fucking Los Angeles, you fucking weirdo.
>>66836199
>>66836224
>>66836237
>wild speculation on lower-tier leagues nobody gives a shit about.
... K
>>66836199
Miami will be a go in 2018
They just need some sort of agreement
Plus the whole Minnesota in the east despite being more western than St. Louis is just plain wrong
I again state my desire for conferences to be divided by the Mississippi
>>66836382
But St Louis doesn't have a team, so your argument is invalid.
Does Miami even have a stadium yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0aClZiwEwE
>>66836638
>tfw Hired Thierry Henry as a youth coach. And now he's showing some french winger the ropes
>>66836754
This isn't trb. I feel silly now.
>>66836413
I was looking at his map there >>66836199
It's complicated
>>66836380
>wild speculation about lower leagues
Except, you know, these are all either existing teams or confirmed expansion teams
Yes, the MLS expansion maps are pure conjecture, but we were discussing it in an older thread so I thought it would be relevant to post here.
>>66836374
Literally no one calls LA "LAX". I bet you're the autist that uses YVR instead of VAN, too.
>>66836382
I tried my best to preserve regional rivalries by lumping Minnesota in with the rest of the midwestern teams (mainly Chicago) in the East. Ideally STL would be Eastern too, but I suppose a STL-KC derby would be good enough for TV.
>>66836413
Ever since the Rasms left, Garber has been itching to put a team in STL. Not sure if they'll promote Saint Louis FC from USL or plop in an entirely new team.
Beckham confirmed a stadium site not long ago, but I don't believe it will be ready by 2018. I'm more convinced that Sac will get the nod, since all the infrastructure and fans are in place.
Airport names for cities breaks down when you have to figure out if NYC is LGA or JFK, it's retarded.
>>66836885
DEFINITIVE ACCEPTABLE TEAM ABBREVIATIONS:
CHI
COL
CLB
DC/DCU
DAL
HOU
LA/LAG
MTL
NE/NER
NYC
NY/NYR
ORL
PHI
POR
RSL
SJ
SEA
SKC/KC
TOR
VAN
It's not that hard
Too bad about that MLS bid, San Antonio.
It's a family-friendly league and has no place for homophobic shitlords.
>>66831755
>Meet on tinder
>bang single moms
>drive me to carson to watch the Galaxy
>???
>Profit
>>66837045
>Implying there aren't fans in MLS that don't shout puto
>>66836885
>kek airports are retarded
>here's one exampe in nyc
>there are literally no other examples
>>66837002
At least partially nah.
>RLS
No fucking way. SLC.
>Portlel
This is PDX, don't complicate things. X's are cooler. You wouldn't put "PHO" for Phoenix.
>NY/NYR
This isn't hockey. There's no abbreviation for the Red Bulls, this is what makes it such a majestically stupid fucking name.
>COL
Literally who
>VAN
This is AMERICA. In AMERICA vans are a car or a shoe.
It's not that hard.
>>66837211
>ORD or MDW
>EWR or ACY
>DCA or CGS
>YYZ or YTZ
there's more but I haven't been to them yet
>Flyovers in charge of having more than one int'l airport
>>66837211
Chicago MDW or ORD
DC IAD or DCA
Vancouver is fucking YVR
Houston HOU or IAH
Red Bull is EWR or either of the NYC airports
Montreal is YUL
Using IATA abbreviations for sports teams is retarded my man. Most people won't know what city it is unless they frequent /n/.
>>66837305
Some cities identify with their airport codes more than others. I've seen PDX and LAX used to refer to either city as a whole a few times, probably because the letter X is cool and people from these places are insufferable.
>>66837250
These are secondary and less famous airports. Literally no one outside of the given city will recognize MDW/ACY/CGS or whatever small-time Canuck airports you're selling. It's changing the facts to bitch about your point.
NYC is NYC, no one is disputing that. Just because the lazy-ass sports graphic guy on ESPN tosses up "POR" for a Timbers/Trailblazers game doesn't make it canon. Since when did /sp/ give a fuck about sports media.
>>66837237
Yeah but you know what? I listed the abbreviations used on TV, and used in the standings tables, and used in the MLS website.
What the fuck else would you use for Vancouver if not VAN?
>inb4 YVR
>>66837352
Except the average viewer hasn't got a clue where ORD, IAH, IAD, YVR, YUL, or EWR are. And these are the major airports in their respective metro areas too.
But you can look at CHI, HOU, POR, MTL, or VAN, and easily figure out what city it is.
>>66837415
Canada is its own beast.
>Average viewer
This isn't /tv/, this is god-damn /sp/.
>>66836199
Remove Cincy, add team in Wisconsin.
How do you guys rate Garber in comparison to other sport commissioners?
>>66839276
>charging people 100 mil to start a team
>lets the team play in Yankee stadium
I guess he does about as well as you'd expect the head of an American soccer league to do.
3 games for De Jong
http://www.lagalaxy.com/post/2016/04/15/la-galaxy-midfielder-nigel-de-jong-suspended-three-games
Portlels on suicide watch.
>>66829552
>>66829655
>mfw all that greentext is correct
>>66830178
>>66830227
>>66830310
>tfw my team was successfully crowdfunded and is climbing up the amateur ladder
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/kick-off-afc-ann-arbor
>>66841811
Very cool senpai
>>66841447
>de Jong only gets 3 games
>he plays 20 more games and becomes a DP
>he pulls this shit again as a DP and they throw the book at him
>LA now can't do anything except watch their investment watch the team on tv
Kek
>>66842000
>throwing book at DP
My sides.
>>66842015
>who is Jermaine Jones
>>66842119
Assaulting the ref not withstanding.
>Haji Wright announces that he has signed for Schalke
>Schalke
>>66842249
>Bundes-American broship strengthens
>>66842339
FIRE KLANSMANN
>>66837429
>this is god-damn /sp/
So? Why does liking sports necessarily imply a knowledge of North American airports? This isn't fucking /n/.
>>66838983
Wisconsin doesn't even have a USL team yet.
>>66838983
fuck Wisconsin
>>66842557
Exactly, which is why I think they should get a team. Transfer the NFC North rivalries into MLS.
>>66842626
*vomits*
>>66842689
Whats wrong with that?
>>66837065
>single moms
disgusting
>>66843124
frying pan = MLS
hot dog = nigel de jong
tennis ball = darlington nagbe's ankle
Where the fuck is >soon guy. ATL got some academy people and he isn't shit posting about it.
http://www.newyorkredbulls.com/post/2016/04/15/kick-reggae-boyz-rise-featuring-kemar-lawrence
>Muh loss to Jamaica
>>66843347
DELETE THIS
>>soon
>>66842249
>Schalke
>>66793319
>using PST for game times
smhtbh
>>66843973
But those are in PDT
>leastern conference
>>66844003
Use both timezones next time you fucking idiot
I havent visited this general in a while. So how are the typical Mlels powerhouses (Lag, RBNJ etc) doing so far? Is Shittle shitting the bed? And are there any must watch players? You guys were hyping Morris but apparently he hasnt done shit so was /mls/ wrong and he was always shit? What about Giovinco, is he still good? The last game I watched was LAG Por and I thought De Jongs tackle was hilarious
>>66843646
>those plain ass uniforms
>that plain ass USL badge
literally Sunday League-tier
>>66844073
>You guys were hyping Morris but apparently he hasnt done shit so was /mls/ wrong and he was always shit?
/mls/ never hyped memeis. College twitter and reddit apparently did and now the faggots who are on those sites along with /mls/ come here and shitpost about it
>>66793938
we have to FIGHT
>>66844029
>>66793319
>April 15:
>Houston Dynamo @ LA Galaxy (4pm/ 3pm PST)
Better?
>>66844073
Ded Bulls Suck, Xheattle Sucks, >lags gonna lag, all in all it's parity
Giovinco gets a goal a game but gets hacked into oblivion,
Memeis was always shit, nobody but Seattlefags thought he was anything but after he turned down Bremen
4/10 shitpost tbqh
>>66844073
No one here hyped Morris, and Seattle is doing terrible right now.
Also all the "good teams" are in a slump right now.
>>66844093
>/mls/ never hyped memeis
Were you even here during the usmnt games last year?
>>66843347
I actually know tony, top lad desu. he knows GA soccer.
>Soon
>>66844215
I think that was just US-Mexico shitposting. Anyone who did rate him wanted him to go to Germany if I remember correctly.
Not that it would've done him any good since he plays like shit. He really needs to be getting minutes at S2
>>66844077
Hate all you want, but shit's /comfyasfuck/
>>66844215
That was only because A) he scored on Memexico and B) because back then he was doing it for zero monetary compensation
How much MLS do you watch /mls/?
Last year I watched all the teams and I'm pretty sure I only missed like 5 games total. was great desu would do again.
>>66844710
I'm a good boy and only watch national broadcasts so as to do my part for the TV ratings. Reminder that all illegal streaming is theft and is hurting the league by preventing more ratings, which in turn would create more TV money to grow MLS.
>>66844710
I have MLS live
>>66839276
>I rate Garber
>Nagbe returns to training.
>>66844117
>4pm EST =/= 3pm PST
Learn to fucking time zone.
MLS is weird, they dont' list the home team last, and apparently EST is not the default, which is also fucked up because EST is the closest American time zone to Europoors.
>>66844710
mostly only >my team's games.
will pick up a few of the national games, but otherwise i won't seek them out.
>>66844773
His day could consist entirely of "lightly jogging up and down the sideline" and "staring longingly at the soccer ball" and it could still count as returning to training
>>66844773
CONCACAFed
>>66844882
I though his leg got ripped off he's body. Portlel sure made it sound like that.
>>66844900
>He was in a wheelchair from that tackle on
Would seem like it.
>>66844900
Got his ankle stomped on HARD, couldn't walk off the field
I'm amazed he's already up and about
>no additional sanction for Grabavoy
LA getting BTFO
>>66845004
Ned isn't a dirty player.
>>66845015
Nobody would have even thought twice about Grabavoy if it hadn't happened immediately after De Jong/Nagbe
>>66845015
That borchers is no scumbag either.
>>66845040
He should be suspended for that fucking beard tho
>>66844993
Well that's good thing he's fine. But I wonder when Portlandia fans will be ok!
Who thinks New York Red Bulls need a name change? Tired of seeing that shitty name for a team that plays in New Jersey.
New Jersey SC. Now that's better.
>>66845166
Waiting for the Hockey team to buy them and rebrand to the New Jersey Soccer Devils
>>66835893
>>66843134
16 year old detected good lucky finding women with kids in 2016
>>66845183
>how original
So De Jong gets a three day suspension for a hard tackle,I get that. But Crapavoy gets nothing for both studs up on a tackle! Is this what happens when a sjw cry hard enough or the incompetence of the DISco?
DONT TREAD ON ME
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>>66845311
kys tripfag
>>66845393
>But Crapavoy gets nothing for both studs up on a tackle!
Did he tackle a USMNT player?
>>66845393
The red cards and after-the-match reds are out of control and the MLS needs to fuck off with this shit.
>>66845342
The Brand Narrative writes itself.
>>66845393
>Grabavoy
>A player that actually matters
>Tackling a player that actually matters
2/10
>>66845429
But portland fans wouldnt stand for that racist bias.
>>66845453
Come on anon dont you know mls is about parity.
>>66845040
>borchers
>not a dirty player
Newfag detected.
Not that any talk of reputation maters. De Jong's tackle was a pretty standard mis timed challenge. Nagbe draws them all the time because of his agility, and this one just happened to look really bad. If De Jong karate kicked him, the we could talk about history.
>>66845571
>what is sarcasm
Kiddo
>>66798727
Fucking sjws
>>66845393
Cry more, Dynamo end up with 2 players suffering a concussion this season and the refs and DISCO do nothing about it, yet you see them punishing a lot of flopping and dishing out after game red cards.
MLS only cares about shit that happens between high profile players and USMNT players or anything that sparks enough controversy to justify ruling on.
The whole thing is as random and predicable as the whole MLS season
>nagbe back
As a Galaxyfag, I agree with all those calling for De Jong's suspension to be as long Nagbe's injury.
If MLS DisCo had any balls they would punish this reckless behavior!
>>66845672
>>66845393
The league is pretty much run by twitter outrage
>>66845652
Im rather humoured by it all.
This thread was weak AF desu senpai make sure you use a good meme next time
>>66845758
Have this expensive paper weight meme.
>>66845810
>Dittin Du Nuffin
>implying this whole nagbe fiasco isn't just Porter trolling Bruce Arena
>>66845905
Porter the kinda guy that got picked on in school and would have become a cop instead a school shooter.
>>66844722
Reminder that if you don't have a Neilsen box on your TV, you're not doing anything for ratings.
>>66845810
>Was a hero for Chivas at the time when he was there after Chivas USA folded
>Sold to Houston for a return to MLS
>Rape allegations after a party with a few other Chivas players delaying his arrival for several months making him FAT
>Finally arrives to Houston to only show how FAT he got
>2016
>Only plays when he gets called to the U23s
>Univision Deportes claims he's MIA
Such a sad fate.
https://twitter.com/victoraraiza/status/721004623331328001
Make a less shitty thread this time
>>66845950
That's a big projection
>>66845950
dat Arena face
https://twitter.com/JeffreyCarlisle/status/721069555225796608
If the point isn't consistency then why the fuck do we even have a Discipline Committee?
Isn't their job to fix the inconsistency of MLS refs?
>>66846606
I think this whole thing is just a giant bet over whether or not they can make Bruce show emotion and/or have a stroke
working on the new thread
plz stand by
>>66846840
>>66846840
>>66846840
new thread
>>66846224
Shit who didn't get picked on. At least I'm not a douche.
>>66845672
>Tumblrs put Nagbe on the DL
kek
