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HOU - LA (7 ET - UniMas)
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Sunday 4/17
ORL - NE (3:30 ET - ESPN)
DAL - SKC (7 ET - FS1)
News
Sacramento will "probably" be in MLS at some point
Jermaine Jones (COL) will likely play Saturday
Nigel De Jong (LA) suspended 3 games
Atlanta Utd hires youth academy director
Standings
Dallas leading the Supporters' Shield and Western Conf rankings with 14 points from 7 games
Montreal leading Eastern Conf
>>soon
http://www.oregonlive.com/timbers/index.ssf/2016/04/portland_timbers_respond_to_da.html
>A bit surprised actually, he's recovered as quickly. I mean, he's got super-human blood or something,
>I expected that. I think if he would have been injured a little bit longer — I think that plays into these decisions a lot — then it probably would have been more
lol Porter
>>66846840
SOON
O
O
N
How's your fantasy team doing, /mls/?
>>66846883
>super-human blood
>>66846955
Stop that. You're Californian, show some self respect.
Anyone catch Pablo making 0 sense the other day?
>>66846980
just accept it la
we comin for that MLS seed
>>66846960
>fell from 1st to 4th
Guess that's what I get for bailing on Dallas.
>Tumblrs
>>66847061
>>NASL club Wilmington Hammerheads
JEJ
>>66847061
Is this a universe in which pro/rel exists in America?
>>66847147
>>66847097
Yes. Hilariously enough, the dev got the names mixed up and it's 1-MLS 2-USL 3-NASL
and the cosmos got relegated
who can stop us?
>>66847180
Houston?
>>66847180
The Sportings of Kansas City
>I'm a dynamo.
>>66847193
Yes, even on a bad day for Dallas, Houston was able to deliver a beat down which isn't something you can say they can do last season.
>>66847231
>I'm a galaxy
>>66847278
More relevance than your teams meme of a name.
>>66847278
Typical Amerilard
>>66847286
>Falling for the slippy G meme
>>66847295
>Let's adopt a word from a Russian/eastern euro sport team.
Durr
>>66847286
LAFC and Sacramento would like a word m8
>>66847303
>sell dat swag
Welcome to the Mls.
>>66847330
>fc
At least there's something to do in moo town.
>>66847319
>Houston announced the name "Dynamo", on March 7, 2006, which refers to Houston's energy-based industrial economy, as well as a previous Houston soccer team, Houston Dynamos who played in the Lone Star Soccer Alliance and United Soccer League.
Keep deluding yourselves
http://sbisoccer.com/2016/04/garber-sacramento-leads-field-for-mls-expansion-to-28
>Republic FC could be officially announced as the next expansion team within the next year, according to the Sacramento Bee. Garber also revealed cities in the running for the remaining three spots, including San Diego, Detroit, St. Louis, San Antonio and Austin.
>San Diego
>Detroit
u srs?
>>66847330
>lafc
>not the biggest meme name
>sac republic
>implying this name isn't crossing the line
>>66847362
Detroit fans are even whining about joining MLS.
US soccer hipsters just keep getting worse.
>>66847386
>whining
>implying any real fan would want to join mLELS single entity scam
>>66847406
Lower League shill butthurt always helps me get through the day
>>66847352
So they came up with naming a team that first. Or did some euro boo think it was a good idea because it was ironically relevant?
UNION
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Union-Rangers-Pumas broship is going strong
>>66847420
>lower league
not for long, NASL to division 1 when?
>>66847458
>When pro/rel
>>66847455
(You)nion
>>66847428
Considering Texas is backwater as fuck. Some dude probably said dynamite and Drunk Jeremiah thought it was a good name for a team
>All this LA/Dynamo banter
Kek
Doesn't change the fact that the team will get roasted today.
How do you like your LAG /mls/?
>>66847521
shut up and post ass
>>66847498
Ok Cletus,just don't delude yourself.
>>66847572
>Zardass up top
WE >lagING TODAY
>>66847601
No where else to play him.
>empty
Is there a lot of traffic in Houston?
>>66847572
JUST
>>66847601
>le tap in big fast blak guy
>>66847638
He's only one of those things.
Damn I wanted to see kubo go up against Gio.
>>66847652
>He's only black
>>66847677
>memexico classico
>Geiger
My sides.
GOOOOOAAAALLL
>>66847774
>LAG no longer Garber's favorite team
>lags
>just meme my game.
Oh yeah goal.
>>66847866
>dynolels
That feel when you are going to miss your team's home opener because of 13 hours of work training in one day.
H-how many goals are we going to see exactly
>>66846960
>Muh LOBINA
>>66846840
Why the fuck doesn't America have promotion/relegation? What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
Oh yeah now I remember, you're all fat, dumb, and you fuck your sisters and cousins
So much whistle blowing. It's another Geiger episode.
>>66847926
>He probably thinks Lester is bad for football
https://streamup.com/zrowny
>>66847926
basically
>>66847926
>its a britbong salty about his ugly sister episode
>>66847886
Feels, i work all day every saturday,can only watch late games
DONT HURT MAIDANA
t. Philly
>>66847926
>live on an island smaller than kansas for thousands of years
>talk about inbreeding
>>66847926
>Fat,dumb and inbreeding.
Calling the kettle black.
>>66847926
>youre only a real fudboll league if you have promotion and relegation XDDDD le fug
When will Old worlders die from their old ass building crumbling down upon them?
>>66848051
>wanting yurop to die
>t. Tyrone Muhammed
>>66848029
>yfw england is literally the Arkansas of yurope
>tfw watching Red Sox on my other monitor
>it's Jackie Robinson day so everyone is wearing #42 and I can't tell any players from each other because the stream is shit quality
>tfw NASL gets it rightly deserved division 1 status in my lifetime
We'll do what mLELS couldn't do for 20 years, make US soccer great.
>>66848185
It's funny because Trump is the reason the NASL died in the first place. Points for the Irony
>>66848201
Get fucked Cletus.
>>66848201
Are you there by yourself?
Are you white?
>it's not a 0-0 episode
How do I celebrate, lads?
>>66848274
beer
ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT
>>66848324
I'll probably do that at the half desu
>>66848274
fap?
I've been watching this game for less than half an hour and I can't believe MLS is actually this bad.
Damn that was nice.
>houston so bad they make Gio and Gerard look decent
>HOUSTON
>thinking the LAGs aren't back
K E K
Wew lads, someone make them stop
>Dynokek fag on suicide watch.
I've seen less memeier matches in NASL then this shitty one.
Geigers on fire.
>tfw not mentioned in the newest expansion report
>when fucking San Diego and Austin are mentioned
just kill me
>AYY Puto
Dynashore fans butthurt.
>>66848620
You guys will get in once MLS finally absorbs NASL and they go 40 teams with internal pro-rel
Its almost like the old Bekham long pass to Landon days.
Is it possible this our year LA bros?
>>66848787
You would think that would logically possible. But I don't think Gio or Gerrard have it in them now. I could be wrong,especially after that assist and goal. I guess we'll see.
>>66848226
With my dad and neighbor.
>>66848651
>Implying they dont always do this
Giger show gonna giger.
This T-Mobile reception is ass
>>66848972
You need one of those high powered camera lens.
We damage control now in the 1st half.
>>66849036
I'm gonna need something small enough to fit in my pocket.
>>66849101
>road win
Feels good senpai.
7-1 incoming
>zardes finished
How is this game happening?
>>66849234
It was actually a first touch senpai
>Dynapoo
arena's revenge
>>66849276
>lose key defensive mid
>4-1 road win
The Don giveth, and the Don taketh away.
Cubo is about to come on. Lets see how fat he is.
It's a contest to see who's useless mexican is less useless now
>3 subs
>houston in full damage control
>>66849418
>Fat Cubo
>EVER being damage control
They're crashing this plane with no survivors senpai
>Torres/Gio
>>66849415
One of them has 2 goals, so he's already won.
>>66848214
I'm still unclear on Trump's involvement with NASL 1.0.
Are you sure you're not confusing it with USFL?
Just switched this on, are Galaxy good or do Houston suck?
also
UNION
N
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OH SHIT UNIVISION WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
>>66849600
Galaxy seem to be more cohesive. Houston can't even make any real set pieces. It's Mls,so unpredictable.
>Unimas forcing me to watch some Liga 3rd World match that is 2 small for me to actually know what's going on
wew
>tfw it's a rebuilding year for the Sounders
I KNOW, I KNOW
>>66849600
Union-Sounders is going to be a memefest.
>>66849720
>I'M A SOUNDER
Dare I say it, lads?
Damn Gerrard,that was close.
Textbook from Van Damme there.
>Houston doesn't know a good tackle.
Smugfrogmanface.png
Just saw DaMarcus Beasley. Is he still a meme player?
>you can't do that
>*clap clap clapclapclap*
>you can't do that
>>66849935
Only De Jong would
>>66849977
>americlaps
>>66849977
Rare flag.
LA would have 6 MLS Cups if they went with Rowe instead of trying to get MLS's biggest meme keeper last year
>>66850060
>muh veterans
>muh don't give our keeper a better contract
didn't deserve it, maybe this year
>>66850138
Typical Arena.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dynashit btfo.
Holy shit the salt was real.
So this is what happens when you go in all meme.
>>66850060
This high key
>>66850355
Dont delude yourself anon.
>>66850404
You're right it would have been full meme if De Jong player.
I wasn't expecting a come back after that God awful 1st half.
>>66850355
that guy nearest to the broad doesn't look too fast, think he would get to you before you finish inside?
>>66846840
side note to the OP: i love this image, i'd created a thread with it the other day but it got swept to the archive by the Premiere league matches that day, I guess. Now if only I could figure out which teams were the home teams in your post.
>>66846858
What? Where?
>>66847926
It's not the inbreeders who are the problem. It's the owners of the top teams getting together and saying, "If any of us get relegated, that's less money for that one team, so let's not do that."
It promotes competition, of course, but our billionaire class has been too obsessed with raping poor people since the end of WWII. This is currently on the downslide, because it's not sustainable (i.e. there are only so many poor people).
>>66851301
It's just a rendering some design firm did to get people talking about MLS in St Louis and advertise themselves
>>66851256
Looks like left is home
>>66851256
it was champions league i'm sure.
>>66851359
Bullshit, we can definitely always breed more poor people
>>66851453
Barca losing, we lost two threads that day
>>66849563
He is not confusing it. Trump is to business what Ben Affleck is to acting.
NOW WE'VE GOT PROBLEMS
AND I DON'T THINK WE CAN SOLVE 'EM
>>66851603
But what is his involvement in it?
>>66851739
there isn't any
they really are confusing NASL and USFL
>>66851630
>NOW
>>66851630
Y'all gonna get memed on tomorrow
>do it for him
>>66851630
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
early friday games suck.
have nothing to do after they are done.
>>66852427
>>66852731
>NFL Eagles
Literally what the fuck.
>>66855116
>triggered
>>66855794
It's Philly, isn't everyone?
>>66855888
nice trips
>>66847362
What's wrong with San Diego?
>>66848620
Austin will never happen and San Diego needs to get a USL team at the very least to test the waters before they should even think about moving towards MLS.
Based Ray
>>66858489
It has all the same problems people bitch about when someone brings up an MLS team in Vegas or Phoenix.
http://www.canadasoccer.com/canada-mnt-adds-uzbekistan-match-in-june-p159361
They couldn't get anybody else?
>Bradlel
They're one point from the last promotion place but with 5 teams vying for it he didn't do himself any favors
>>66865386
>One of the best academies in the world
>bottling promotion in a joke league
>There are""""""""""people"""""""""" that want him in charge of our youth development
>>66865524
Did better than Klinsmann
>>66865559
Klinnsman coaches the Bundesliga. Bradley coaches in 2 leagues arguably weaker than MLS and failed in both.
>>66865602
And Bundesliga is a joke league.
>>66865638
>Ligue 2
>Allahu Akbar Ligue
>Buyernliga
One of them doesn't belong.
I'M BEGINNING TO FEEL LIKE A RAP GOD
RAP GOD
>>66865638
lol now that's grand delusions
>>66865787
>No California teams
Wew
>>66865787
>its a women's team named "pride" or "spirit" episode
>>66865893
I expect they'll buy one of the mapped teams and move it to LA, like, any second now.
>>66865943
>"Pride"
>No gay or otherkin players
Triggered. Should've called those bitches the Prudes
>>66863116
Still got that clear purple Gameboy Color myself. Wonder what clear cartridge he's got in.
>>66863424
>most beautiful year-round weather in the world
>compared to scorching deserts
wut?
>He rates MLS
>>66866156
>He's never been to a Chorgers game
>>66865787
>those god-tier PNW logos
>>66866156
If that's true, why do the Padres play all of their home games in the evening?
>>66866168
>The MLS All-Stars have trounced such teams as Bayern, Chelsea, and Tottenham in their last outings.
>>66866168
Nah, still fun though
>>66866384
>preseason
>>66866168
>He
>>66866168
I only rate NASL.
>>66866168
Have fun supporting your American-owned megaclub you plastic fuck
>>66865787
Seattle Reign is GOAT women's name and logo desu
>>66866826
I like Red Stars. Decent name.
>>66866576
>preseason
>>66867562
>poop
When do the games start lads?
>>66867507
best girl in that team doesn't hurt
>SOON: OFFICIAL 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY EDITION
What great time we've had together. Let's look back at Day 1 shall we?
OFFICIAL MLS ATLANTA 2017 RELASE PARTY (4/16/14)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Sud6WpRn8A
>SOON
>>66867993
I hope your new stadium collapse on your first match
>>66868113
If so, let's hope it collapses on the away section ontop of you the one time you left your house. DYEL 1 million pounds bro?
>>66868113
stop encouraging him
>Soon: 2 year edition
>>66865787
>>tfw no top-level womens' team in STL anymore
>there are people on /sp/ that unironically care about Major Lel Soccer.
So why do you ameribro's support the league that holds the national team back again?
>>66869308
*watches the world cup once*
>>66869308
>lifelong soccer fan since June 2014
>>66869308
>nycfc key demographic
>>66869308
Don't worry, NASL will get it's god given rightful division 1 status soon.
>>66869209
Damn that's a better crest than the men's team
>>66869209
Nice. I find it hilarious and kinda sad that fans on the Internet of teams like ATL,LA2,STL, and MIA make better Crests and kit concepts than the actual teams
>>66869903
ikr desu
>Soon: special 2 year day, 2016 edition
>>66867507
Those clubs in Paris and Belgrade think so too
>>66869209
>I'm an Athletica
>>66870271
outdated kit desu since ATL will most likely have both home and away kits with adidas side striping instead of sleeve striping.
>>66871876
Oops
>#TFCLive Bench: Roberts, Perquis, Morgan, Bloom, Lovitz, Chapman, Babouli #DCvTOR
>>66871672
>Donadel not starting
Montreal pls
>Available Subs: Hall, Mishu, Opare, Jeffrey, Vincent, Acosta, Saborío
>>66872448
>the city of Sean Johnson
coming soon to an NASL team near you
>>66872491
He's got a wrist injury
>>66872448
>accam still ded
goalless draw incoming
>>66872491
i believe he's injured otherwise he'd be on the bench
>>66872540
>>66872534
and if he doesn't come back soon, there won't be a spot left for him
>>66872999
>Sean Johnson will be loaned to Saint Louis FC in your lifetime
paging Magic-8, how do you feel about this
>>66873206
Our starting keeper played in the Gold Cup final, we're good for the moment, thanks
>>66873295
Our Jamaican is better than yours
so remind me again why LA needs THREE teams?
Will Dallas ever call Hernandez, lads?
>>66873338
>LA needs THREE teams
It has one and will get a second. What you on about bruv
>>66873552
>Galaxy
>LA FC
>Galaxy II
>>66873568
also Orange County Blues
>>66873639
Also wild rumors about a rebooted California Surf/LA Aztecs
>>66873668
why
>>66873668
I'd be down with that.
How many goals will Giovinco score today?
>Oduro's fucking hair
>>66873747
NASL wants a piece of that LA area TV market and apparently has investors interested in a team in Orange County or East LA.
>not even drogba can pull the attendance up for the fire
wew
>>66874256
>Orange County or East LA.
Get fucked IE brah.
>Not Captaining Gio vs DC untied
>>66874256
>>NASL wants a piece of that LA area TV market
fucking took them long enough, now they'll have to fight against TWO MLS teams
>>66874294
Mean desu
>>66874384
They're fucked out of Cali tbqh. Even norcal is gonna have 2 teams.
Where are these NASL LA tumors coming from? Or is it just someone memeing?
>>66874458
>nasl shils
>not memeing
>>66874570
>West Coast
>Vegas counts as West Coast
Its like they're not even trying.
Well they never were to begin with.
>>66874570
SF needs a team. Why not Mls?
>>66874570
>>Oh shit, MLS says they're going to 28 teams, quick, pretend like we're getting more teams too!
>>66874645
They'd get triggered by the don't cross the line campaign
Why is mlels cucks so insecure with us NASL, bros?
>>66874570
>start teams in SF and Sandy Eggo
>Garber promotes them 2 years later
>>66874458
Also this:
http://midfieldpress.com/2016/04/04/nasl-expansion-news-rumors-tracker-april-2016-edition/
>>66865787
>KC
>in Kansas
this is wrong
UNION
>>66874570
NASL is really shooting themselves in the foot. Instead of trying to get small markets they're going for big markets with teams already.
If I was NASL I'd focus on cities like Detroit,Orange County,inland empire,Fresno,Phoenix,Albuquerque,Austin,New Orleans, Memphis,Chattanooga,Raleigh,Cincinnati,Cleveland,Newport,Rochester,buffalo,
There's plenty of cities there that will never be in MLS but can support a soccer team. Especially with NASL attendance only being like 5000 people.
>>66874796
Sporting Park is on the Kansas side of the border, yo
>>66874689
No you're just annoying t b h. Nasl had their chance.so just step aside, let's not make this ugly.
>>66874823
>montralel
>>66874804
WE OUT HERE
>>66874870
>win some games
>become most annoying fanbase in league
>>66874928
Nah senpai
>>66874823
I think they're mostly limited by the supply of interested millionaires, who tend to be in big markets. In addition, they seem to be focusing on TV deals at the moment, so having a presence in major TV markets makes the league as a whole more attractive when they do get around to the smaller cities.
It'd be nice if they'd stop pussyfooting around and open the door to successful USL/NPSL teams, but at the same time those teams are probably going to hold out until they lose all hope of an MLS entry.
Since Villa got relegated, will Guzan have to leave to keep his place?
It seems as though Klinsmeme doesn't rate the Championship
but do the women play there? wiki says they play in MO
>>66874928
let me guess, your team is at the bottom of the conference
>>66875011
meant to reply to
>>66874839
>>66875002
>only league klansmann rates fired him for being shit
>>66874707
NASL really ought to start adding terms to the expansion fees, like minimum five years league play or something. But then that would cut into their appeal as the league that doesn't restrict their clubs.
>>66875011
They played in Kansas until 2015, front office is still on that side of the river.
>>66874986
>open the door to successful USL teams
Why would they drop down a league?
>>66875076
NASL would also have to concede that there will never be this magic MLS-NASL merger.
Wait, our leagues have no system of promotion and relegation? That's one of the few redeeming qualities of soccer. I assumed that FC Cincinnati would have a shot at the big leagues if they won the current little league. Why even bother?
>>66875142
Petersen hasn't said anything about a merger. Closest to that he's gotten have been comments about competing for D1 status and implementing pro/rel.
>>66875249
Honestly I only care because there is a team near me and I can see games live. I'd probably stick to Euroleagues if that wasn't the case.
>>66875249
The soccer community isn't stable enough for pro/rel yet.
>>66875249
*tips fedora*
>>66875305
>implying he doesn't bring up AL and NL baseball every chance he gets
>>66866376
you mean how most games in the mlb are played at night?
>>66875249
If Gulati stopped being such a cuck to MLS they'll give NASL division 1 so it can actually happen.
>>66875914
How is NASL ready for D1 in anyway?
>>66875914
>NASLel
>Doesn't have relegation to the USL or NPSL if you're shit
Dropped harder than MLS tbqh
>>66875997
>implying USL isn't the two D2
>>66875249
>MLS
>big leagues
I've got some news for you..
Drogba coming on.
>>66875002
>will he have to leave
Villa will make sure that not only will he leave, but that he will deservedly get a kick in the ass on his way out.
>>66876267
>All of this was Guzan's fault
He's shit, but Villa also has more losses this year than goals scored
They literally have more of a chance to lose than to score 1 goal.
>>66876210
>Major League Soccer
It's right there in the name.
Just like the North American Soccer League has all those Mexican and Caribbean teams.
>tfw dc united fan
>ShitCongo
>>66875992
Neither is MLELS
>>66875997
We can't until Gulati stops sucking garber off.
>>66877414
>"WHERES OUR FUCKING PRO/REL"
>Why aren't you guys doing Pro/Rel?
>"W-we w-won't do it u-until MLS does"
D1 when?
>>66877459
>reading comprehension
>MLELS
No one's going to wait for the single entity scam to do it.
>falling for the bait
he's making it look so easy
>>66877518
>We want Pro/Rel because it's the right way, but if we get D1, we won't do it until the league who's fans don't want Pro/Rel and don't care for Pro/Rel does it first. Because we're pussies and it would kill our league......again....
>NASLel
>watching a sport for semen slurping yuropoors
No thanks
>I'm currently at a birthday party for a cat
>tribs of truth
>USL true D2
>>66877586
I guess you guys really can't read. NASL will do it weather you like it or not. It's a matter of time when NASL gets it's division 1 status. Also mlels fan are gullible idiots who don't know what they want.
>>66877784
>Charlotte starting XI: Mizell, Duckett, Slogic, Johnson, Kalungi, Davidson, Ekra, E. Martinez, Calvert, Brown, Estrada. #CLTvCHS
>Charlotte subs: Renfro, Metcalf, Herrera, Hilton, Bartlett, Appiah, Ochoa. #CLTvCHS
>>66877751
Why don't you do it now? You can pro/rel with NPSL but your owners are too pussy to do it. Why do you think a quarter of them take the MLS invite immediately?
>#FCCincy XI v @loucityfc (4-3-3):
>Hildebrandt; McMahon, Berry, Delbridge, Polak;Walker, Bone, Tomaselli;Wiedeman, Okoli, McLaughlin
>>66877833
stop responding to him
>>66877870
Is that Chandler Hoffman at striker?
Orlando City B
>Your starting XI for tonight's match: Ridgers, Turner, Garcia, McFadden, Nitti, Laryea, Neal (c), Mendoza, Rocha, Róchez, Cox.
>it's a no game on tv day
maybe i should get mls live
>tfw piatti fantasy goal
>>66878343
>#FCEd XI: VanOekel; Edward, Diakite, Watson (c), Smith; Fordyce, Shome, Raudales, Ledgerwood, Corea; Keegan
>#FCEd Subs: Ingham, Roberts, Cruz, Nyassi, Ameobi
>>66878343
>freddy adu still not in the lineup
I think they only have 3 players I'd keep
>all these literally what leagues
lets keep mlels, mlels yes?
GOAL Who else /hopingforthefirstwin/ here?
>>66878589
Nah senpai, lower leagues are qt
>>66878670
>implying win
>>66847180
April 23rd, fucker.
Is there any city in US that has only professional soccer team?
a city of USA where only have professional soccer teams.
>>66878780
i'm just saying what everyone else is thinking. don't need lineups no one gives a fuck about clogging the thread up.
>>66878776
is that what you call it? those two letters have lost all meaning then
>Soon: 2 year anniversary edition
Crew with 15 chances for a goal
>1 goes in
NYCFC with 1 chance for a goal
>1 goes in
This season is so frustrating
>>66879574
Bennyball muhfucka
>>66879073
>clogging the thread up
/mls/ is a fairly slow general anyway, it's completely fine to have comfy lower leagues here
>>66879310
>ever since I was a little boy, I wanted to join Atlanta United FC
>i'm a united fc
>>66879033
Portland, Oregon?
>>66879986
>On all levels except physical, I am a United
>>66880032
They have an NBA team
P R E S S
>>66879033
Even if you look at USL and NASL, every small shithole at least has a minor league baseball team
>>66879033
anchorage when we start afc anchorage
>>66880259
RIP in peace Turkbro
>>66880283
we'll have a moment of silence for those fallen.
>>66880300
He said he was a NEET, so I doubt he was blown up, but you never know with Ankara right now.
>tfw Harrisburg has no idea how to market their team
>tfw your qtballfu scored already
>>66880487
Still don't know wtf a city islander is
>>66880543
The stadium is on City Island, which is in the Susquehanna
Holy shit, FC Cincinnati vs Louisville City had over 20k attendance today. That's probably more than a lot of MLS teams had this weekend!
https://mobile.twitter.com/fccincinnati/status/721501199644680192
>>66880720
USL is the new d2
Put NASL in the amateur tiers where it belongs
>>66880720
Holy shit
>>66880830
Get your shit together flyovers.
>Colorado is being freezed over
>>66880979
Is Cincy not a flyover?
Can Cincy move up to MLS now? They have more fans than Columbus and Chicago already
Also look at how /comfy/ their stadium is
>>66881020
One would think. But I guess they must doing something with those numbers.
>ted unkel sending off the wrong guy
>>66880720
And yet here I am, getting ready to go the smallest stadium in the USL to cheer on the team with the lowest attendance.
>>66881387
Fucking retarded.
>>66881213
>"their" stadium
>>66881387
Jesus tap dancing Christ, MLS referees are bad
>Minnesota United cucking FL
Just give us our yearly playoff spot already.
>>66881996
>I'm a Minnesota United
Dead bulls getting exposed again
>>66882272
>i'm a gay bird
>>66882324
>its another hes obsessed episode
>>66882272
>i'm a loon
just remembered what they're called
>>66882272
Take a >(you) already, my floridian friend.
>Yaro starting
RIP Union
>>66882373
EXPOSED
X
P
O
S
E
D
This NY vs Col snowbowl is pretty cray right now.
>post yfw Seattle loses
Who /fightandwin/ here!
This Seattle broadcast is annoying as fuck
>>66882875
>I will never play with homefield advantage in a snowstorm with my snow-like uniforms
For those who care, here's the lineup for the VAN-RSL match
>>66882944
>For those who care,
My fantasy team needs Plata to score all the goals.
>Philly killing Morris
>>66883159
stream?
>>66883179
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-now/sports/soccer/seattle-sounders-vs-philadelphia-union-live-stream-april-17
I totally forgot Jones was on the Crapids now
FC Cincinnati officially outsold Columbus Crew by almost 4,000 tickets.
https://mobile.twitter.com/columbuscrewsc/status/721504267421544448
finally found a stream for the colorado game.
that is some shit, wish i was there
>>66883252
Thats awesome, I didn't think soccer would draw a crowd there.
Hopefully they can keep it up
>>66883306
Thats what I love about the US soccer scene
Little hotbeds could be anywhere like
Orlando,Sacramento,Cincy...just gotta find those
soccer hotbeds and keep giving cities more and more teams
HOLY SHIT BLAKE!!
>>66883306
>>66883366
after ppl wear their lampard and messi jerseys once they aren't going back lmao
>>66883366
just glad you didn't add the shithole empire in that list.
should have called you out when you did that earlier in the thread
>>66883405
..what?
>tfw watching Playoff Shorks and Quakes at same time
>>66883452
Obviously it's wishful thinking. I'm hoping for a USL team one day at least.
>>66883366
Thats the cool thing about lower leagues, hopefully we find more of those hotbeds and grass roots shit like Detroit and Nashville can keep build steam.
>>66883461
>fairweather fans.
>>66883500
People have to start somewhere.
Who /NYCFC/ here
>>66883546
lmao
>>66883546
Nah.
Heading up there for the Union game though. Should be fun.
>>66883530
It's usually kids that do that. But yeah your right.
>>66883546
V-Vieira will fix it.
>>66883546
Your team did the job of getting Villa to score goals.
They just need to do that more and get Lampard off his ass.
Anyone got any screencaps of this snowbowl?
I swear it's even worse this second half.
As cringe as their fans are, Portland's stadium is super comfy
>>66883689
>As cringe as their fans are, San Jose's stadium is super comfy
Surely the timbers will win this game... right?
>>66883722
>having to walk from one end of the world longest outdoor bar to the other
>comfy
>FIGHT AND WIN
>>66883738
>Adi on the bench
for what purpose?
who /mls live/ here
>its a Seattle league babby doesnt get called for fouls game
>>66883722
>As cringe as their fans are, LA has trophies
>As comfy as their stadium is, New York Red Bulls have no fans
>As cringe as their fighting is, seattle can't win
BLAKE
L
A
K
E
>>66883686
what game is this?
>>66883758
He played like shit in the Dallas game, so it's probably from that and fatigue from the Wednesday game.
Post a stream for the scam jose portlel game
>>66883780
Red Bulls vs Colorado.
>no pity.
>>66883791
cricfree
>>66883774
Who you calling cringe Neckbeard.
Anyone watching the San Antonio- Orange County game?
>>66883686
>>66883762
here fampai
>>66883784
He'll probably get subbed on later, right?
>all these bullshit noncalls
>>66883774
>As perfect as their colors are,Columbus has shit kits
>>66883872
yeah i have it on another screen, its comfy
>>66883888
Likely in the 60th or so for mattocks I'd guess. Also, checked.
>it's a sounders and bulce score headers at the same time
literally the pottery
>>66883872
Where do the Blues play? Is it still at CSUF?
>>66883888
>tfw there will never be snowbowls in SJ
>tfw there will never be a blizzard in the Bay Area to kill off all the shit drivers
>>66883888
Nice trips.
Doesn't show how crazy it's still snowing there though.
MLS HATES US
L
S(eattle babbys)
When will we make this league great and win the first ever american treble?
yo >we mls cup now
who in nyc going to goldie tn after this #redbullcorporatesynergy win
I'm sure based Pappa will lead the rapeids to another Goal and shut out the pinkcows
>>66883948
There can be blizzards in SJ, you just need the change the climate enough.
>it's another morris fails to finish any chances episode
>>66883970
I'm hoping so. Got him on my fantasy team.
>slowoloski
>>66883888
Who /Comfy/ here?
>failadelphia
>leastern conference
>>66883252
Honearly I'd be embarrassed to be part of the MLS. NASL and USL are much better leagues.
>>66884079
Hey Ted.
>Quincy almost chipping Portlel again
>>66884061
>not watching it on TV
>not watching it on MLS live
>shit quality streams
>who /comfy/ here
Literally everyone but you
>>66884061
same set up, except colorado game on the left.
>>66884068
will the delusion end now?
>>66884068
>Jestern Conference
>League favoritism
Choose all
>>66884061
>not having based MLS Live multiview
>>66884135
>>66884135
Fuck no nigga.
>>66884147
tinfoilfedoratip.png
>>66884159
>>>66884117
Paying Garjew your hard earned cash
wew lad
>>66884159
>paying money
>>66884147
>w-were only shit because jewber wants us to be shit
lel
>>66884202
>being poor
>>66884198
>>66884202
>being poor
lmaoing at your life
>>66884219
>crossing the line
>>66884219
>>66884240
can't spend my neetbux on shit like that.
Just got back from smashing down some food truck food then smashing this fit bird I took to the game. Such a good NASL feel.
>>66884061
Pretty comfy desu
Why do we feel like the away team at our own stadium?
>>66884219
>>66884240
>being too retarded to stream
>>66884247
>getting away with it
>>66884263
>that nashil propaganda.
>>66884302
>>66884291
Naybe you cry babies suck?
Robles on fucking FIRE
>>66884339
Doesn't matter, still won the cup :^)
>>66883947
Naw they moved to UC Irvine back in 2014(that's actually how I found out about them in the first place). Of course it's a tiny 2,500 seat stadium with no seats but the 15 minute walk from my dorm makes it so worth it.
>>66884367
Maybe I jinxed him.
>>66884370
>Colorado has one too.
No seriously I could give you 100 reasons and examples of league favoritism towards """""WESTERN"""""" conference teams, MLS exclusively markets to >muh """""skilled""""" western conference fedorapockets. face it, the western conference is enjoying their """"""dominate"""""" years before all relevance shifts to the Eastern Conference where it rightfully belongs, once the meme western fans find their next flavor of the month attendance and interest will go down, literally nobody cares about Western Conference or its teams, literally the SJ Quakes are the lesser of the Western Evils because they don't care about muh big names and muh XD RADICAL ATTACKING PLAY
tl:dr western fags and euroboos need to GTFO my MLS before I MAKE THEM
>SJ Quakes are the lesser of the Western Evils
This is too much of a stretch.
>Alberg gets sent off for getting ball
>De Jong gets a yellow for laying someone out
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK THIS LEAGUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66884523
that was a clear definite yellow my man
>>66884466
>Least Coast Logic
>Philly gets a red card episode
These niggas need to be more disciplined
>yfw the mormons win the cup
wew
>Hongcouver getting scored on by Burrito
>>66884523
>Scissors another players leg
>Not a yellow
Yeah, ok
>>66884545
I'd have to see it again, at first glance they both looked to be jostling and making the same amount of effort in getting the ball, looked soft to me
>>66884584
It was awkward but def a second yellow
t. Philly fan
>>nil-nil vs Tulsa
>>66851419
>rendering
It's fucking Sketchup. It's a 5 minute design job.
They got business from this shit?
Wow.jpg
somebody uploaded this to reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/MLS/comments/4f50z8/nycfc_fan_brings_nazi_flag_to_game/
>Colorado is the American Leicester
>seattle offense in charge of finishing
figures that their leading scorer this season is a defender
>>66884664
>tfw there is a neo-nazi MLS team
What did Philly do to draw a red?
So is BWP finally having that big dropnwe all thought would happen last year?
>MORRIS
Of course this fucking meme would score on >us
"Jordan Morris is a meme"
-Haters
LGTSS
>Letting Memeis score on you
>Doop'd
MORRIS MORRIS MORRIS MORRIS MORRIS MORRIS
>>66884849 new
:^)
Blues get their first win of the year! 1-0!
