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>>66687852
>>66687852
>>66687852
real thread
This thread is better.
rory beats wonderboy
my boy beats rockhold
jones beats osp
diaz beats mcgregor
no cucks allowed edition
posting in the REAL thread
>>66687861
Good comentators are know to work practically until they die. Rogan is GOAT like it or not.
3rd for best martial art
Free Fights part 2
Nick Diaz vs Katsuya Inoue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzqeV6fOtec
BJ Penn vs Takanori Gomi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W99nvMkenLc
Urijah Faber vs Krazy Horse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKQj5fdvWY8
Cyborg vs Yamanaka Hiroko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BavkHCbwx4
Dada 5000 vs Timothy Papp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pszBTVzneq0
Alistair Overeem vs Sergei Kharitonov 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR-zGimZWJQ
Artom Lobov vs Alex Enlund
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp-6-5yz25g
Shogun Rua vs Evangelista Cyborg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1QrKuXWXVM
Gegard Mousasi vs Mark Hunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6PMNZx3QNo
TJ Dillashaw vs Michael Suarez
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yUtEktnjW0
Sakuraba vs a cheating piece of shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PF94xQx8MyI
Butterbean vs Genki Sudo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Its1mz5xG5I
Krazy Horse vs KJ Noons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGDDGZBwIyg
Randy Couture vs Enson Inoue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNAIvZWTWtQ
Fedor Emelianenko vs Ricardo Arona
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0pbz17fRvg
Lyoto Machida vs Rich Franklin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COzSiiBSAQ8
Carlos Condit vs Tatsunori Tanaka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJDWYzX6sqE
The great Dynamite USA fight card (ft. Brock Lesnar, Sakuraba, Royce Gracie, Jake Shields, Melvin Manhoef +more)
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=ELRwFQDrk29rc
any croatians want to throwdown, I even came over to your country so that you won't have any excuse when you end up on the wrong end of a controversial split decision
>>66687909
>jones beats osp
this is the only thing you're right about
>>66687900
>quitting weed is piss easy
>>66687914
>Rogan
>GOAT
I don't think he's made a single insightful comment about anything non-BJJ related ever
Mark "The Hammer" Coleman
>>66687920
Italy?
>>66687916
damn, i would like to sweep one of this mother fuckers and submit him with banana split.
>>66687938
FUUUUUCK
SO STUPID
>>66687942
britbong
All drugs should be legal so degens off themselves in greater numbers
>>66687920
britbro? how do you feel to post under our flag ^_^
>>66687947
>implying your face won't be shattered by their ferocious use of their limbs
>>66687955
>Alexa Glasso
>>66687955
do you think ngannou her?
Do steroids make you incontinent?
>>66687920
Dubrava 040 wut motherfucker, I'm the 5'3 albo with the gold chain
>>66687959
feels comfy desu, going to get lunch soon. Zagreb is nice.
>muh athleticism
>muh explosiveness
>>66687955
She has the body of a 12 year old boy
>>66687936
let's say there are guys who has better knowledge of MMA (Bas Rutten maybe) , i heard him commentating, but he's not a good comentator, he would be a good addition to Rogan like Goldberg.
>>66687975
You reckon she used this picture for her Tinder because she thought that Cyborg is prettier than her?
>>66687916
do any of these guys fight in any promotions?
>>66687984
Death to all niggers
>>66687955
>Alexa Grasso steps in the octagon
>Shakira - Hips Don't Lie starts playing
>>66687964
MY HOLY WAR BOY
>>66687955
very feminine face but twink body
>>66688002
yes, M1 global
>>66687993
Are you one of those sorts that likes Joe Rogan for 'memes' and hates commentators like Kenny Florian and Brian Stann for supposedly being boring
>>66687982
post pics :O Where have you been already?
>>66688018
kenny is pretty shit
stann is based
>>66688018
No, i like both guys, but Joe Rogan is better. More exciting, yeah, i sound like ameritard but whatever
do thread replies count as (You)'s? If so then i need to make some desu
>>66688022
just arrived into the hotel, going lunch in like 30 and will walk around the old town.
Would Dana let Schaub out of his contract with the UFC? He could dominate in bellator.
>>66688036
only if the OP is quoted
>>66688029
do you reckon they have more reach than artem?
>>66688029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqw1FI1hfJA
>>66688037
Have a nice time bro. Maybe we will see each other tomorrow!
>>66688036
sympathy
>>66688026
don't put moi flag in wid dat oim majah againss dat
>>66688054
maybe but they don't have hammers
hehe
>>66688061
jesus christ, this hurts just watching it. Post Vitor Belfort trying to submit Jon Jones.
>>66688059
thanks lad, i will be the one cheering for Ngannou
>>66688067
why does jones literally look the same except that his arm looks somewhat bigger
I remember everyone thinking he got jacked
>>66688067
>So much for the preacher daughter :D :D
What did he mean by this?
>>66688078
i don't think anyone ever made a webm of that
>>66688084
Ask that German guy
>>66688101
>implying he's wrong
only reason women are not going with bulls here is because of it being taboo, once it's not all males would have bulls, i call ngannou
>Just told work i have mumps because i can't be arsed going in
>They asked me to provide a sick note from my doctor next time i'm in
Fuck lads what do i do, i don't want work to perma heem me
>>66688136
if she treat her facial skin better, she would be a really qt
>>66688136
>all up jones' dick
>2 feet MINIMUM between her and her cuck husband
L E L
E
L
>>66688144
go in and tell them you didn't go to the doctor
>>66688144
have your mum write one for you
>>66688153
>uses male hormones
>treating facial skin better
lmao
>>66688153
>facials from jon
>treat her skin better
idk how better she could treat herself than being with the goat
>>66688181
come to zagreb you bitch, i want to fite you.
the normalcucks bullied Holly into deleting the Jones/Yoel pic off her instagram
>>66688144
Should have said you had diarrhoea. No questions asked, and you don't need a sick note
>>66688144
Print one out and get someone you know with nice handwriting to fill it out, they're not cross referencing that shit with the doctor's office
>>66688144
Be on good terms with your doc so she writes you sick notes for whatever the fuck you want.
>>66688211
>she
Jesus Christ you'd trust a female doctor with your health?
>>66688196
>check
>its real
>delete pic with bull
>put one with le family
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>66688181
Her fucked up skin is due to sun damage, not roiding.
>>66688196
maybe her husband did?
>>66688242
>Her fucked up skin is due to sun damage
goof
>>66688231
>going to a male doctor
>having a dude fondle your nutsack and play with your dick
>having a dude finger your asshole
Are you a fag or something?
>>66688242
(You) are a goof sir
>>66688254
>implying that cuck has any say
rory is my boy, not chris (sorry chris)
>>66688156
this is her husband you goof
dunno who the other cuck is
>>66688256
>>66688273
>roids give you freckles
HEARD IT HERE FIRST BOYS
>>66688278
good choice (sorry chris)
>>66688266
I'm not a virgin so I don't count going to the doctors as a sexual experience
>>66688280
i'd heem that chinless little goofball bitch
holly needs to get with a real man like Jon Jones
>>66688046
No he wouldn't.
>>66688286
>freckles=fucked up skin
>>66688280
>nu male beard
>snapback
>wife makes more than him
>lets his wife upload pics with black bulls
cuck
Forrest "The Hammer" Griffin
>>66688286
holy strawman
>>66688316
Have you ever SEEN the Sun?
>>66688288
Ye and fags don't count traps as dudes. It's still gay.
>>66687926
Nate is gonna make Conor look stupid
again
>>66688196
I'm here for the weigh ins
>>66688324
he looks like Dewey from Malcom in the middle
>>66688316
freckle
ˈfrɛk(ə)l/Submit
noun
plural noun: freckles
1.
a small patch of light brown colour on the skin, often becoming more pronounced through exposure to the sun.
>>66688242
>walk in
>see this
wat do
>""""people"""" here actually believe holly didn't get blacked by the goat
>her deleting the pic cause of being bullied isn't proof
top lel goofs
>>66688347
>Nate is gonna make Conor look stupid
stay delusional bud
>>66688363
feed him vegetables
>>66688256
>>66688273
The face of a truck driver. Left side exposed to sun all the time, right side in the shade of a cabin.
This is why you wear a hat or use a sunscreen.
>>66688009
Oluwale "The Holy War Hammer" Bamgbose
>>66688373
fuck you tom cruise guy, fuck you
>>66688363
put a blindfold on him, then jack him off with my mouth as a prank
>>66688370
Give it a rest
>>66688405
you think he can take ngannou?
>>66688414
conor WILL tko nate
mark my words
>>66688399
wow so that explains why truck drivers wear ball caps. the more you know.
>>66688450
But that doesn't protect the side of your face.
Big "Hammer" Nogueira
>>66688482
that qt on the right
>>66688482
this guy behind him must be british, only brits look like that
>>66688482
whos dat qt
>>66688482
When was this?
He looks younger and less retarded than I remember.
Anastasia Yankova
>>66688553
When he first came over from Pride
>>66688528
thought the same kek
>>66688528
ENGERLUND!
>>66688553
At the UFC Silva vs Bisping event
>>66688561
>damn nigga
Anastasia Woulddova
/ngannou/ is my b... BULL
conor is still my boy
he WILL be a three division champ by the end of 2017. cap this.
guys i'm hyped as fuck for tomorrow, not been until today. AAAAA NGANNOU FUCK YES!!!! JDS YEAAAH!!!!! ROWTHWELL FUCKIN DANCER GOAT FUCK YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MErDNv1Qroo
>5 ft 9, same height as Conor
>HW
Is Mark Hunt the most alpha fighter of all time?
>>66688658
Rothwell would heem Derrick Lewis and Ngannou on the same night.
>>66688761
>Hunt never fought Igor
:(
would you a midget?
>>66688741
based ngannou
based ben
can't wait
>>66688761
nah he's kind of a slob like dc
>>66688761
google says he's 1.78
>>66688761
Guys like Wand and Hendo are most alpha, they fought all divisions
>>66688722
>Conor ever beating Wonderboy/Rory/Lawler
>>66687942
I'm not there man
Other Italy is
>>66688781
fuck yes
>>66688781
you have pictures of her feet?
>>66688800
Nate is unironically more of a threat to Conor than Lawler
Lawler doesn't have the jitz or gas tank of a Diaz
>>66688800
>Conor ever beating Poirier/Holloway/Brimage/Siver/Mendes/Aldo/Brandao
>>66688761
>178 cm
wait, i'm taller than mark hunt. top lel
>>66688838
>Lawler doesn't have the jitz or gas tank of a Diaz
stop shitposting m8
>>66688860
i would like to see holloway vs conor 2
>>66688890
He doesn't
>>66688899
same actually
>>66688838
Lawler without gas is most dangerous gassed fighter right now, i mean, he'll always find energry for last couple of combinations
>>66688838
>Lawler
>beast mode in 5th after taking a shitload of beating
>no gas tank
lel
Lawler would murder him.
>>66688838
After the Diaz fight it was readily apparent that Lawler would kill McGoober though
>Lawler paces himself excellently
>incredibly hard to stop
>has that retard level heart
>McGoobs chin is no longer god tier at 170
Though Diaz is still the worse matchup for him
>>66688906
What makes you think Lawler has poor cardio? His cardio is actually god-tier.
>>66688196
LOL fuck is this real?
>>66688928
beating from condit?
not really
>>66688949
>Poor cardio
I never said that, i said he doesn't have Diaz cardio
>>66688928
That's more down to Lawler being a master of five round fights than an exceptional gas tank like Diaz though, he doesn't do much early and will take rounds off
Not to say that his cardio is bad or anything though, just not freak level like a Diaz
>>66688961
It still wouldn't be a problem in any fight like you implied it would be.
>>66688838
While everyone disagreed with you the statement you made is correct. However they are also right about saying that Lawler never truly gets gassed, he will always be ready to throw bombs.
Nate is literally the perfect counter for Conor, Conor does not have the skillset to beat Nate unless he gets a lucky knockout.
>>66688955
>Condit
>Hendricks
>Mcdonalds
>>66688949
>His cardio is actually god-tier.
hey look at me im a retard
>>66688975
Yeah, he's better martial artist than Conor. Only god-tier fighters do what Lawler did to Rory, or Jones to Gustafsson. Jones gave last atom of his strenght last round to be more dominant and he won that fight.
Hey guys, why don't you watch a real sport like boxing :^)
>>66688998
He's gone the distance with Condit, Hendricks twice, and basically Rory. He actually picks up as the fight drags on into later rounds. You are a retard.
>>66688992
win over hendricks was a fraud 4bh. he won that fight by heart not by points or domination or anything else
JON JONES!
NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO BOY I'M COMING!
>>66689037
I didn't know hugging was a sport
>>66689091
this
>povetkin vs vladimir
>>66689113
>>66689091
I sure hope you fags don't watch kickboxing either
>>66689161
i watch kickbox :^)
>>66689205
It's the same shit with kicks
anyone watching the football?
that was a TOP NOTCH first half T B H
>implying nick won't come back and meme on these usada destroyed fighters like robbie and rory
>implying nick vs wonderboy won't be the goat match
plebs
>>66689245
>same shit
>with kicks
kick box is more entertaining these days, even Verhoeven .
so is ufc 200 only missing the co-main for the complete card?
>>66689252
whos playing?
>>66689330
ufc 200 lacks non-meme main event. rest is bretty good
>>66689330
about 3 of them i feel
>>66689260
>rory
>usada destroyed
I love the Diaz brothers but Rory would destroy Nick just like he did to Nate. He is just far too complete of a fighter to lose to either of them.
>>66689330
nah beetlejuice vs koksal baba hasn't been finalised yet
>>66689348
arsenal v west ham 2-2 @ HT
>>66689375
Slaven Bilić goat
>>66689364
this desu
http://youtu.be/sbUvQ7nGhcU
>>66689330
>Edgar/Aldo is being billed higher than the real title fight
What le shit, are they trying to fool people into thinking this interim title means anything?
Requesting the Bamgbose hand thingy headkick knockout
>>66689409
rapist
>>66689410
i trust dana, if he thinks casuals will fall for that, they probably will. but's like spit in the face for real fans
>>66689392
bilic seems cool
definitely sings croatian folk songs when he's drunk
What are some god tier chins that went to complete shit in a few fights
I'll start
>Chuck Liddell
>>66689412
i request you scroll up bud
>>66687964
>>66689486
Chad Mendes
>>66689486
Conor McGregor
>>66689486
not to complete shit, but Juniors chin would survive Overeems punch few years back
>>66689486
JDS
>>66689521
we'll see this sunday, i still tihnk that was a monster shot by alistair
>>66689486
aldo
>>66689330
we need a blood orc fight. give him woodley
>>66689486
HENDO
>>66689573
>woodley
fuck off
>>66689575
>went to shit within a few fights
>>66689486
Anderson
>>66689245
Kickboxing is way more entertaining.
>>66689486
schaub
>>66689583
>not wanting to see robbie destroy someone
robbie needs to take an easy fight lad, having another war isn't good
>>66689602
Woodley would be a war, not a long one but they would both be trying to knock each others head off.
With Condit MIA and Rory vs Thompson so far down the line none of the options really look good.
>>66689585
he's only been KO'd in his last few fights
what are you implying
>>66689628
then it's alright too, i wanna see a good heem.
>>66689601
Why? Due to only being standup?
I personally find the completeness of the action and lack of pauses when someone's knocked down more entertaining, and there's also the fact that the majority of high level kickboxers would be probably defeated by mid level MMA guys too
Legit questions man, I will respect your opinions
You now remember Chuck vs Wandy
3-2 west ham spicy match
https://youtu.be/mIhuOEjhRvI
le excuses man
https://www.facebook
.com/therealmarkhunt/videos/1122575357787493/
Describes /heem/ perfectly
>>66689810
wait, it was 2:0 for arsenal? top lel
>>66689770
>Chuck wrestlefucks him for the last round
Fuck you Chuck how dare you fight intelligently
>>66689636
I was pretending bro
>>66689252
no how do you watch that shit
>i enjoy fighting for points and wrestlefucking
>i enjoy smart fighters
>>66689091
I didn't know gay porn was a sport either but the UFC is around ;^D
>>66689859
>0:13
/HEEM/ WOOOO
>>66689884
yeah, andy carroll hattrick for top memes
post your boys
>>66690043
where did he get that scar?
>>66689409
is bj just gay or is he a pedo
>>66688561
Hottest chick in mma, truth be told.
>>66690081
what should i tell her next week
>>66690081
>who is Fallon Fox
>>66690134
tell her to come to ufc rotterdam, I have something to tell her
>>66689409
>this old geezer wanted to step in and fight Khabib
this is just sad to see, MMA bigger than ever so all these old fucks just refuse to go out.
>>66690075
Junie Browning
>>66690145
nigga are you for real?
Fighters whose personalities you hate? I'll start.
>>66690243
transphobe
>>66690235
he's a tormented soul
it's not his fault
Why is Jon ducking the hammer?
>>66690235
Which one of your boys got heem'd by Hunt?
>>66688435
No he won't
3-3
3-3
3-3
3-3
>>66690235
He's a lad?
god i hate soccer
>>66690278
enjoy getting cucked by the BWIC (Big White Irish Cock) yet again on July 9th lad
>>66690264
>tfw I read that in his voice
>>66690323
football*
>>66690235
'Faggy' Tom Lawlor
>>66690379
*cuckball
>>66690361
Conor got embarrassed by no camp Nate Diaz, there's no cucking to be done unless it's at Ireland's expense. two losses in a row to the same guy in a weight division he doesn't even belong in? career suicide
>>66690427
>no camp Nate Diaz
nice meme. you'll see how little "m-muh full camp" means in the rematch bud
>two losses in a row to the same guy in a weight division he doesn't even belong in? career suicide
yea, what kind of featherweight loses to welterweights? what a loser. lmao
you guys think that performance awards should be increased for bigger shows? 50 for fp shows, 75 for fn and 100 for ppv?
>>66690323
this soccer game is truly swell
you'd like it
>>66690459
>nate diaz
>a welterweight
tip top kek
boy i sure do hope it doesn't go beyond the first round, otherwise muh efficient energy might become a factor again. wouldn't want the pride and joy of Ireland to get wobbled by a 1 2 Diaz special again
>>66690460
What's the point of changing it?
>>66690323
why are americans such stupid cunts?
I thought this Zagreb card was a Fightpass exclusive but I can't view the prelims in my area.
What the fuck Dana?
>>66688080
Because he did get jacked, now he's smaller, how hard is that to understand?
>>66690525
They're literally poisoning our drinking water.
What went wrong?
>>66690570
Luke deleted Weedmans career
what is /heem/ listening right now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMWhm1F4s-c
>>66690570
putting the picture on his fridge
>>66690550
why is he smaller
>>66690550
Still looks noticeably more defined imo
>>66690607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEnUYtBTm2k
>>66690607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUbpGmR1-QM
>>66689486
Gomi, the guy could take fucking high kicks in the jaw before, nowaday he can't take a jab
>>66688482
So qt chick, so beautiful teeth
Anybody know her name?
>>66690607
>Čmarduk
>>66690637
he needs to retire for sure
>>66690570
Weidman is not humble in defeat.
>>66690684
insert french joke
>>66690607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNqnZd967PM
>>66690704
shut up
>>66690607
https://youtu.be/Sz-sQfTTCmw
>>66690716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M11SvDtPBhA
>>66690710
beautiful album
>>66690710
vaporwave. i listen to that shit from time to time
>>66690791
it's not vaporwave senpai, it actually came out in the 80's via Japan
>>66690833
so proto-vaporwave then
Just bought into the coconut oil coffee meme
i wanna watch a roided beast go ham what fight can give me that?
>>66690869
i guess so, but much more well put together
>>66690900
any Yoel Romero fight, guy is one chromosome away from being a literal ape. not natty at a ripe 39 years old
>>66690710
'nije govno nego se pas posro' as we croats would say
>>66690900
Put "Melvin Manhoef vs" into Youtube or Dailymotion
>>66690607
Proper black metal from the United States
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcYRJLi_lZA
>>66690966
Ohoho, Negative Plane is awesome. surf feel on that album is awesome
>>66690895
Is this some Joe Rogan shit again? Explain the meme, please.
post yfw conor tko's nate in the 2nd round at ufc 200
Hey /heem/
What's your MMA casting for a Justice League apaptation?
Heres mine:
>Superman - My Boy
>Batman - Stipe Miocic
>Green Lantern (Hal Jordan) - Luke Rockhold
>Wonder Woman - Jessica Eye
>Aquaman - Gustafson
>Cyborg - Rumble
>Green Arrow - McGregor
>J'onn J'onzz - Jon Jones
Don't know about the flash or Hawkwoman
>>66691032
Gayest post in a long time
>>66691058
almost as bad as the wrestlemania ones
>>66691020
>mfw Conor gets tapped in the second after shooting again
>>66691080
>ive never used drugs guys
yeah sure m8
>>66690900
the TRTtor era
>>66691020
>mfw
On a more serious note, I'm re-watching Josh Thomson vs Nate right now. I know Nate got BTFO but I don't remember what Josh did, other than kick him in the head.
Need to see what he did and whether or not Goober can do it too before I make up my mind on who's getting heem'd.
>>66690895
Is it just a meme or are there benefits?
>>66691101
Nah, he said that he's never tested positive
>>66691032
kick rocks nerd
So what's the deal with this Franco Niggerman guy? Is he actually good or just a meme?
>>66691185
het is een miem niet luisteren naar de negerliefhebbers
>>66691080
>>66690459
>10 days of a yacht
>nate is a welterweight
>conair is not a natural lightweight
lmaoing @ your lyfe haha man
>>66691080
I believe him, because no one who took steroids could looks as fat and gross as Murr did his last fight.
>>66691253
>Josh Barnett
>Tim Sylvia
>Giblert Melendez
>>66691185
It's literally two guys that keep spamming him, I think they legit like him but are trying to force him as a meme for some reason
>>66690570
weidman can't stand getting btfo by a superior man, my boy, rockhold
>>66691210
I am actually not Dutch, but got the message.
>>66691299
>I am actually not Dutch
>>66691253
I wanna see Mir on roids tho.
UFC needs a roid division. Get Mir, Minotauro, Cro Cop, Vitor, Wandy, Hendo etc, put them all on roids and let them heem each other.
>>66691278
Point taken.
>>66691185
hes a god, i mean come on
>>66691299
t. moor city bandwagoners cousin
>>66691009
>>66691142
The meme is that coconut oil is a healthy medium chain fat source (MCT) and has a lot of lauric acid, added to coffee its ment to help kickstart your metabolism and help with digestion. Its probably not anything special but I got a pot of oil today to try it, had my first cup just now. Tasted good at least
>>66691312
He's Canadian. Probably the reason Canadian and Netherlands are my top 2 least favorite flags on /heem/. They were both Canada the whole time.
>>66691317
UFC: Unplugged
>>66691317
>I wanna see Mir on roids tho.
mir vs sylvia
>>66691354
good post
>>66691376
mir v brock II
>>66691354
I'm one of the good Canadians, though. I'm a chill dude who hates that Somali fuck who gives my country a bad name, and I just like to come over here on vacation to politely smoke weed and fuck bitches.
>>66691418
>vacation to politely smoke weed
I really really dislike Canadian-Americans
>>66691457
Nah, you'd like me. Everybody likes me. You would let me come over and fuck your sister.
>>66691418
>and I just like to come over here on vacation to politely smoke weed
>>66691457
>I would never smoke marijuana
>Drugs are for losers
dude weed
>>66691457
>im straightedge
>>66691498
smoking weed regularly is for losers 2bh
>>66691530
>>66691498
>weed
>folder full of fedoras
What else do I need to be a winner like you?
>>66691494
AND fuck bitches.
Respectfully.
>>66691566
make sure to bandwagon big black bulls
>>66691530
>>66691498
>bruh you wanna drive 18 hours to Colorado to spend 2 days smoking some bud hehehehehe
>best holiday ever
>>66691582
>traveling oceans to fuck prostitutes
lmao, go to thailand atleast their cheaper and you could get prime pucc
>>66691608
People that go to amsterdam should be shot down on thier return flight
>>66691622
>thailand
How do you tell which ones have the dick and which ones don't?
>>66691608
>not just smoking at your apartment
>traveling to smoke weed
good one cuck
>>66691608
You know people who smoke weed do things right? They don't sit on the couch thinking "I sure am stoned right now"
>>66691654
>not wanting to fuck a cute trap
are you gay or something?
>tfw people are unironically anti-marijuana in 2016
four hundred and twenty keks
>>66691622
I actually really like it here. The Dutch are top lads. My Boy of countries. I always have a great time here.
Just doing a little relaxed comfyposting. I mean, I've already had sex today, had some fantastic Thai food, got a little chill buzz going, what more can a man ask for in life?
>>66691654
>2016
>caring about specific genitalia
get a load of this fag kek
>>66691687
i listen to music and go on long ass walks 2bh the couch and food meme needs to die
>>66690659
I've just read the background and content. Sorry for the pun but... this band should've been called Feels.
>>66691831
Did you find the documentary Parallel Worlds, Parallel Lives?
>>66691704
why is it banned for athletes tho, does it actually enhance performance?
>>66691907
It's considered a painkiller
>>66691897
Are you asking because you can't actualy find it or just recommending it to me for future lonely purposes?
>>66691907
according to rogan, it is a performance enhancer and lots of jiu jitsu practitioners take it for BJJ competitions
>>66691971
Rogan also thinks weed opens you up to other dimensions of creativity where you tap into the infinite wisdom of the universe.
>>66691971
>according to rogan
same man who takes viagra as a PED
someone post the webm TKO of Diaz from Thompson! please?@?@
>>66690607
Actually, I'm watching Bloodsport right now, and god it's ridiculous.
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
just had some croatian food, pretty good desu
>>66692041
In the best way possible.
>>66692041
Delet
>>66692058
get some cheeky burek for dinner
who /Fan Zant/
>>66692041
If you're half watching it and absent mindedly on the internet at the same time it's really not the same
>>66692091
>5-2 record
>>66692089
bureks in zagreb are shit. they were not 5-6 years back.
>>66692058
what did you eat?
if you want ''junk'' food from Croatia, try Ćevapi.
50 bongs till weigh ins lads
Q&A with Josh Barnett and Dan hardy is live,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsSRpPc0Xq8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsSRpPc0Xq8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsSRpPc0Xq8
>>66692143
>cevapi
inshallah brother
>>66692190
inshallah bro. god tier food :)))))
>>66692225
Barnett is so well spoken
>>66692099
But the acting is just so bad man, it's still a fun film but wen I hear them talk...
>>66692089
well too full now and probably will be shattered for dinner as I woke up at 5.30 today
>>66692143
went to Stari Fijaker, had gnocchi and some sausage for starter and then had Zagreb style veal schnitzel whilst my brother had the meat stew
>>66692143
>not enjoying your local micro burekary
onaj na Dolcu ima opasan burek sa sirom
Wait. The card isn't on until tomorrow afternoon?
That's fucking disgusting. I hate European time.
>>66692254
Does it have a dick?
nobody wants to ask questions at this Q&A
this is pretty awkward
>>66692003
that's why he's such a comedic master
>>66692181
>le shy croats afraid to ask questions
>>66692151
I love these pretzel-like positions
>>66692291
shes grill
Misha "The White Bull" Cirkunov
It's nice that they're promoting Cirkunov, shows they see something in him
>>66692296
>tune in to see what's about
>filthy Slavs all holding beers
>"Av you...ehhhh, av the UFC, ehhhhhh, considered tag-team uhhhhhh matches?"
Does Croatia even fucking watch MMA? How would that even work?
jone "literal "bones" bull" jones
>>66692360
Japan's done it
You now remember IFL
>>66692336
Fuckin hell
Gonna need some webms
>>66692360
we're a Pride country
Josh Barnett is so fuckin underrated and witty. This dumbass Slav host and audience has no idea what's going on. Josh is talking circles around them.
>Frank Mir getting busted for PEDs
Why so many americans use steroids?
>>66692360
CROATS GOAT MMA FANS BITCH
>>66691253
>he thinks taking steroids magically make you ripped
laughingroiders.jpg
>>66692336
>those skelly legs
>those unimpressive """birthing hips"""
would not produce offspring with, does not appear fertile/well fed enough to produce a healthy child
>>66692412
its a turkroach
she has her own daily threads on int
>>66692449
>using peds
>still looked like shit and got ko'ed by a 40 year old
state of murr
Warmaster is based
>>66692476
>i only have sex for procreation
>>66692499
>PEDs make you a shredded bodybuilder by themselves
When will you goofs figure this shit out?
>>66692448
This. Guy definitely has a bright future ahead once he retires. Would love to see him and mir do commentary
Who betting on the grand national today?
Josh is too based for this crowd
based josh with the bants
>Croatia
>the little kid talking about Conor McGregor
LIKE POTTERY
LIKE A BEAUTUIFUL VASE
>>66692610
IT CLAYS
>shitting on this crowd
I too love mouthbreathing Americans and drunk Irishmen
>croats albanians and serbs are chimping out in chat
lel
>le deep man
fuck off just name one guy you stuckup kaant
>Croats
>UFC in Croatia
>no Cro Cop
Vick BTFO
B R U C E L E E
R
U
C
E
L
E
E
wew lad
mirin hardys hair
Michael Vick would fuck Hardy up.
>Dan 'PETA' Hardy
Michael Vick vs Dan Hardy UFC 200
>>66692661
>your average british poster
and
jesus you guys have beaners there too?
>>66692691
Make it happen Dana
barnett is a hunter btw
>british rasheeds
JESUS CHRIST
>can hardy
WHAT HAPPENED WITH YOUR BUSINESS PARTNER MISHA
DON'T LEAVE US HANGING FUCK
I MUST KNOW MORE
>Slavs
>jre
>grappling
that guy has to be a /heem/-ster kek
>>66692709
how can this thing take pride in being "from" britain
Does anyone do Draftkings/Fanduel for UFC? I did one a few events ago with meme picks and somehow ended up winning money. 3/5 of my fighters lost too.
>>66692729
They're not all for him, his son's got to drink something other than melted ice for once
>>66692708
wow fucking dropped
g*d d*mn carnies
>>66692742
its serbia
>>66692729
Str8 out of Prečko
>this is vjeran from osijek
>standing alone upstairs like batman or some shit like that
hahahahaahahaha
jesus , this weigh-ins are cringe
dan hardy's hair looking great
Talk about low energy.
>>66692750
yeah lad i do it
Barnett more like Burntt
>minotaur
>Croatians
these guys are cringe senpai
>>66692799
KUUUUURRRWAAAAA
>tfw been around Brits for so long I can't even fake a Slavic accent
>>66692817
but was he surprised?
This nigga look like joey essex
>>66692782
I win pretty consistently with basketball, is winning with UFC usually that easy? I picked two tiny Asian girls last time for shits and giggles.
>asking dan about advice over based josh
mirin that guy tho desu, pretty qt
>eastern Europeans
so fucking stupid questions
>who do you want to fight next
they really expect the answer that isn't 'i would fight everybody next, it doesn't matter to me, i'm here to fight.... 'bullshit
>>66692878
me on the left
>>66692895
You look like a jolly doughy Slovenian James Cameron
>>66692929
>mfw these shite questions
>Croatian beer
more expensive than Czech and still somehow worse
>Dan the straight edge animal lover
Fuuuuuck this dude
>>66692895
I can only wish I have such a solid head of hair at your age
>beer
>pivo
>ANIME MANGA MOVE
aaaaaaaa
DEGENERATES BTFO
>this slav weeb
all those cucks are on heem haha
>Ehhhhhhhhhh 'ow does anime or ehhhhhhhhhhh manga influence your ehhhhhhhhhh fight style?
>>66692945
>Overeem
>black
>>66692855
i think that if you watch it regularly then you should have a significant advantage over the casual players
weeebs get ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuut
>liger bomb
based josh
>>66692998
>Overeem isn't black
shiggy diggy
Josh is getting into My Boy stable
>this crowd
This is why I'm here shitposting and not there.
we /a/ now
>>66692449
>ped= steroid
i expected you to know better
>>66693066
not seeing the big deal desu
>>66693066
I want to cram a shitpost up her dirtpipe
>>66692855
You won money because the fighters who won were underdogs, the money you got from them was enough to offset the money you lost from the other guys losing
>>66693053
>barnett wasn't his boy
>>66693105
this
it's just some canadian shitposting, there's nothing wrong with the crowd
what are you guys watching
>>66693066
you should have showed up with your banana lad
>>66693162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsSRpPc0Xq8
Croatian Q&A
>>66693165
>>66693165
>>66693165
when this thread is done
>>66693162
UFC FN 86 Q/A
>>66693136
it's called second-hand shame if i'm right. when its about you and about your people, you become more sensitive to retardness
Weigh ins when?
>>66693190
>USE MY THREAD USE MY THREAD USE MY FUCKING THREAD PLEASE PLEASE I FUCKING BEG YOU USE MY THREEAAAADDDD
lmao these autists who make it early
>>66687925
delet this
>>66693206
6bings
>>66693215
you seem mad, are you mad?
>>66693215
This
>>66693237
Nah I just find it amusing that you care so much
>>66693162
cowboy bebop
>>66693215
plus 1 tbqh senpai
>>66693245
better than a shit op though
>>66693216
>>66693216
DELETE THIS!!!
>>66693162
only fools and horses on other screen
500
>>66693245
it's not really about people using my thread to me, it's more about the thread having the list of upcoming events in the OP
it's the only thing I really care about desu
t. the guy who always makes threads 10 posts early
http://en.glaz.tv/online-tv/boec-tv
Akhmat Fight Show
>picking any striker, even cisse above doumbia
i thought rafa had more sense. Its like hes never played fifa
>>66693314
Lol y u lying?
>>66688017
>r2 dindu
>>66693314
Yeah but you could just put your painstakingly collated news and upcoming events in a post in the new thread anyways, and everyone would call you "based eventsbro" or something so I don't believe you
>>66693376
im not thou mi frind
>>66693401
>I don't care about making the op
>I only care about the op having what I want in it
Lol
>>66693435
it's just one tiny thing though
AJMO VELIČKOVIĆU BRE, LOMI KOSTI ZAPADNJACIMA!!!
>>66693398
only people within 20 posts or so see that sort of thing though, the OP has maximum visibility
DANA WHITE BEST MEXICAN <3
>>66692998
>person that actually looks black as coal
>not black
>>66689037
Bait.
If it isn't, we don't even like mma fights going to decision. Fights should have a clear winner. Boxing is judged hugging with pillowhands taps mixed in.
>>66691723
>>66691687
>pretending people don't know any stoners because they don't like stoners
...
>>66692190
That's an awful looking sausage appetizer you got at the soup kitchen there buddy
>>66694196
just admit you like watching closet homos rolling on the mat for 25 mins
>>66692449
>this Flag
>tha..
Fuck it it's too exhausting g
>>66692605
>never talk to me or my captive goblin ever again
>>66694423
Yes, watching them roll around and sex is better than watching them stand up and foreplay
>boxing now officially judgehug