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UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/15 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Horcher)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (OSP vs Jones)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
NEWS:
>UFC 199 headliners react to new commiefornia weight cutting rules
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/8/11390080/ufc-199-headliners-react-to-new-csac-weight-cutting-rules
>One of Goob's teammates signs with Bellator
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/7/11383464/sbg-prospect-james-gallagher-signs-with-bellator
>Mir pissed hot after getting heemed in the first by Hunt
http://www.ufc.ca/news/ufc-statement-on-frank-mir-april-8-2016
FREE FIGHTS:
Rothwell vs Mitrione: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE7D3vqyK8E
OSP vs Krylov: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0W8_1gsHAs
JDS vs Mir: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sp-ivre9GwY
INFORMATION OF NOTE:
Ben Rothwell's striking defense is deceptively good
Lawler will be in the UFC 200 comain
California is the most overrated state in the country and Florida has better beaches
GET THAT DICK ERECT TYRONE IM SUCKIN IT
why is he such a douchebag lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3P2TbUQdyw&nohtml5=False
>>66684530
>tfw live in the greatest state in the USA
Where my /Texas/ bros at?
>>66684585
>get actual prison sentences for possession of WEED
You're not supposed to go to prison for unhealthy lifestyle habits, Texas.
>>66684585
>boring reporting in
>vegas representing
>>66684571
Whose house did he break into to film this?
>>66684593
Have you looked at how glorious nippon handles cannabis legality?
>>66684585
fuck off lyin ted
>>66684585
Seattle and Washington are the best thing you have t bh phams
>>66684585
too many mexicans and niggers
montana is like texas but without mud races
>>66684636
>no mexicans in montana
kek, how incorrect you are sir.
i told u guys the co-main for 200 was aldo vs edgar, but no one believed me
you goofs ate up all of dana's wolftickets
>>66684758
give us your definition of wolf tickets, plox anon.
>>66684847
"the co-main is going to blow minds"
>>66684856
>aldo vs edgar
>tate vs nunes
>not mind-blowing
casual detected
>>66684856
>"wolf tickets" =/= "hyperbole"?
>>66684867
can you try speaking in english?
>>66684875
What? Did you misunderstand?
Are you implying that "Wolf tickets" are equated with "Hyperbole"?
>give us your definition of wolf tickets, plox anon.
>when the heem so supreme you let out a scream
>>66684893
Hnnng
>i'm dumb and scared so i don't reply to anyone cuz assblasted af
>>66684883
this fucking idiot doesnt know what wolf tickets are..
lol
if you dont know i cant help your goof ass
>>66684559
How realistic is this?
I think just the roids are more expensive
>>66684911
Are you serious?
>HAHA YOU DONT EVEN KNOW LOLOL
>>66684924
well then why are you fucking asking me you casual goof fuck?
>>66684928
Because you're dumb as shit and I'd like you to acknowledge it to be honest.
>>66684924
>ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
>>66684937
I don't care if you're fucking a white male, anon.
make /heem/ great again
>>66684571
literally who
>>66684935
says the guy that doesnt know what wolf tickets are
keep eating up dana's wolf tickets goof
is your mind blown?
>>66684866
> Tate vs. Nunes
> Mindblowing
What is this I don't even
>>66684959
Christ. It took you 5 minutes to come up with that, anon? I'm very disappoint and I expect very little from you.
>>66684969
HA
GOT 'EM
>>66684980
i bet his breath smells like beer and stale cigarette smoke
>>66684980
i'd let him eat my puss 2bh
>>66684980
>"gross.webm"
I unironically kek'd
>>66684866
>rematch for a bullshit interim title because the champ is not defending his belt
>Tate vs Amanda whones
Fuck off Dana, 200 is a shit card. That other card with tons of old brazilian fighters manages to be better.
>>66685054
It's not final yet, RDA and/or Robbie fight will make the card a lot better
>>66685078
>RDA will make the card better
haha, that's funny
>>66685054
How is it shit? Like, whatsoever
What are your standards?
>>66685054
it's as if ufc 198 was made for you, and not 200....
>>66685164
she will never be this weight again ever
>>66685191
she's still kinda fat
>>66685191
she looks pretty heavy there anon
>>66685195
>>66685200
exactly
what's the best questline in skyrim m8s?
guess the wmma fighter
>>66685213
When you have to go up the mountain to talk to the old cucks
>>66685200
Literally a man in a wig.
>>66685214
it's honda i tink?
how does this go to
>>66685236
>>66685214
yeah this is her correct weight imho
>>66685213
companions, thieve's guild, and college of winterhold
>>66685164
mmmmm thipp
There is no good reason for you to think UFC 198 is better than UFC 200 as I see some idiots posting. There's nothing there.
>Werdum vs Stipe
If you've been watching UFC long enough you know all white guys or other set ethnicities sent to Brazil are there to get killed. Once in a while you get a Fitch or Arlovski who refuses to go with the plan. But Stipe will lose.
>Anderson, Shogun, Vitor, Lil Nog
All broken old men who should be retired.
>Cyroid
Not even worth the watch.
Only good fight is Maia vs Brown. Turn it off after that fight. And if you disagree you don't know shit about MMA
>>66685241
>rare-ronda.jpg
whew m8
How well will he do this summer?
>>66685257
cool, do you have a blog or something that i can follow to get your insight?
>>66685261
>>66685261
mmm dayum she's ready for breeding.
>not liking thick chubby ronda.
>>66685286
Your test levels must be through the roof.
>>66685261
chicken wings
>>66685261
Oh man
>>66685213
>I seriously hope your character is specializing in unarmed.
>I seriously hope you have fucking built a JUST BLEED orc character and called him "Robbie Lawler" who loves to stand and bang with trolls, mammoths and filthy twink high elves and lives only for the pursuit of the glorious heem
if you haven't heem yourself my man
>>66685265
He's not going to show up to fight, he saw what a real fighter does to someone of similar skill but half as young
>>66685309
you can't handle my memes
no video game discussion pls
>>66685309
you just KNOW
>>66685347
OMG she shouldn't post this picture online... a white girl between some black guys... somebody might say something on the internet!
my goodness, he front kicked him in the face
oh geez
oh wow
>>66685364
he taste de feet, is normal
>>66685356
Might legit be the best heem of all time
>tfw Olaf Alfonso came to the ring with literal cult followers
He deserves way more memefighter credit
who is chiesa fighting next? isnt it on the fox show or something?
>>66685391
Jesus Christ
>>66685356
>>66685368
>>66685378
he's definitely one of, if not the, funnest fighters to watch get heem'd
who are some other fighters that are fun to see heem'd?
>>66685391
That motherfucker ain't tapping you have to kill him for real.
>stupid desu
>>66685391
>black out before i tap out, biatch
>>66685265
He lost 15 of 16 test fights
I'm 99% sure he won't show up to fight and if he does he's gonna get completely worked
>>66685444
now the question is, who did he beat?
is he our boy?
pretty sure reddit's already claimed him tho desu
>>66685462
oh noes
>>66685457
He was paying a visit to Roofus Sport that day
hi there, does anyone have the webm of shawn jordan hook kicking the black beast?
>>66685483
Pat would absolutely maul Punk. Maybe he sparred Rose and she let him win out of pity.
>>66685356
>>66685368
>>66685391
poor guy
>>66685054
I mean, it's mindblowing in how fucking stupid it is to have an interim title fight when the champion of that division is fighting on the same card in a different weight class...
>yfw you see the ufc 200 card
>>66685535
I've already proven you wrong multiple times. It's not fucking stupid at all you little bitch. Post shit like that again and see what happens
>>66685535
It really is completely insane
Did they just want to have a five round #1 contender's match
>>66685213
bard's college
lel
>>66685575
jeez that's the weakest shot i've ever seen ko anyone
pats chin is gone
>>66685462
damn skeeter looks busted
>>66684530
rare sub from legacy
https://youtu.be/3k1jHL_uikc?t=116
>>66685575
Gust of wind knocked his ass out.
>>66685573
They just want Aldo to knock off Edgar so they can protect Conor at 145. That and the Nate Conor fight will do big numbers again regardless of how completely fucking asinine it is.
Personally, I'm hoping it all blows up in their face and Edgar beats Aldo and Nate beats Conor again, then Edgar takes Conor's belt. What does Dana do when Conor is 0-3 and isn't a champion anymore?
>>66685598
where's the link to m1 u goof?
>>66685617
Instant rematch obviously
>>66685575
yeah but punk couldn't land that shit come on now
>>66685556
Dude, shut the fuck up. You knocked out three midgets and you're pumped up.
>>66685618
oh man I completely forgot that happened. love it!
>>66685636
They seem like a great couple
>>66685688
I feel they could kill me unarmed 2v1 and there is little I could do.
>>66685688
Yankova with the mafia tattos.
Shady ass bitch
>>66685618
https://play.m1global.tv/videoview/3128/m_1_challenge_60pass1
7 bongs
>>66685707
isn't that the Shevchenko chick
>>66685728
Nah, that's Yankova
conor before ruining his body with tattoos
>>66685739
Not enough YOLOSWAG420
>>66685712
lel
>>66685739
his pecs are funny pecs
>>66685786
it's because he isn't a real boy.
>>66684571
Even his own dogs dislike him
what are the best overem fights?
>>66685871
Liddell, Shogun, Bigface, Browne, Rothwell
>>66685871
Overeem vs Werdum
>>66685871
Liddell
both Sergei fights
Bork
First Werdum fight
>>66685871
Young Overeem's early kickboxing fights where he just clinches dudes and and knees them into another galaxy
>>66685897
Second Werdum fight was way better
>yfw you were alive to watch this moment live
>>66685918
You mean the one where Werdum buttflopped constantly and Reem did fuck all?
>>66685925
Without hyperbole, the single greatest moment in American history.
>>66685951
mcgregger loss was better, coming from a guy who never joined his team
>inb4 unironic shitposting
Thoughts?
>>66685936
I think he's trying to UFC 33 some people breh
>>66685925
I came tbph
>>66685963
The shade difference isn't that much, people go fucking crazy over such stupid silly shit.
>>66685961
Nah, McGregor won the first and you were worried for Nate
Ronda was getting the shit beaten out of her from the first blow landed
>>66685925
>tfw you fell asleep right before the Bigfoot/Hunt fight
>>66685925
>when Honda had her back
fuggen chewed through my nails ay
post yfw Jon Jones gets submitted by OSP
>>66685925
Only bad thing about this is that Hogda lived after the fight and somehow didn't off herself like her daddy, then again that would only be a sweet release.
>>66685936
Werdum outstruck Overeem on the feet in between the buttflops
>>66686016
There's 1 (one) way Saint Poo can beat Jones and that's with a well placed left heem.
>>66685925
>>66685925
i remember jumping out of my seat howling like a baboon it was so fucking amazing
>DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD
>>66686054
>well placed left heem
kek, he's got one shot.
>>66685986
This. Plus, the Ronda loss was way for visceral. Conor tapped. Ronda got knocked the fuck out. She couldn't eat apples for months because her teeth almost got knocked out of her skull.
Plus, McGregor just hypes fights and is respectful after. Ronda legitimately seemed to think she was above everyone else and acted like a massive, crazy cunt all the time.
>>66685739
He was a better fighter then, too.
>>66686054
>OSP finally lands clean
>Jones backs off quickly
>sudden eyepoke
You can call me Mystic Mac, I predict dese tings
is there a funnier meme than CM punk? he's humiliating himself for no reason infront of everybody
who else was on heemspeak for 193?
it was magical
>>66686072
>Ronda legitimately seemed to think she was above everyone else and acted like a massive, crazy cunt all the time.
It's called being a woman
>>66686077
hot onion
>>66686090
wew
>>66686088
Artem calling out Mike Jackson
>>66686092
who /connor/ here?
>REDEMPTION SONG
>>66686108
That seriously happened? Jesus.
>>66686072
>and is respectful after.
Yeah, until you actually look at what he says instead of taking him saying "I'm respectful" as your opinion.
/edgy/
>>66685871
Nevada Athletic Commission
Has Schaub released a comment on this yet?
>>66686121
why hasn't he killed himself yet?
>>66686115
I googled it and it was Mike Jackson calling out Artem, which is much funnier
>>66686121
>callen landed himself a cowboy
good for him
Did you hear? Tito Ortiz endorsed Donald Trump
>>66686121
>that flamewar in the comments
lmao
how will /heem/ react when artem 'long hand' lobov heems his next opponent
>>66686170
Tito doesn't like his relatives.
>>66686170
I wish people would stop bullying Tito, he's an emotional guy
post fights that you think will have /heem/ surprised
jds vs rothwell
jds will send big ben back to the prelims
>>66686189
jds will send big ben back to special ed
>>66686189
>>66686199
>JDS fans
It's time to let go
JON
>>66686188
Yeah, well, he shouldn't have preemptively buried Evan Tanner either..
JONES
>Daniel
>What are you doing in Denmark, pussy?
jon..
JON JONES
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, I'M DUCKING
haha
Australia's biggest UFC star
>>66686280
my antigirl
>>66686268
where is he at?
also, sage seems like a genuinely good person. i wish him nothing but good things
>>66686121
callen looks good for his age
>>66686280
i'd let her suck my d desu
How much have you donated?
what are your fav fights where somebody just gets dominated for 3 rounds? like diaz vs cowboy
>>66686311
what's with the random little girl
>>66686311
im fucking sick of famous people asking for crowdfunding, if she wants a documentary she can pay for it.
>>66686313
Rory vs Nate
>>66686280
>anti girl beats your girl via decision
why live any more.
>>66686313
Maia vs Nelson
Nick vs BJ
Royce vs faggot cunt Yoshida 2
>>66686318
Shes gonna kill her if we dont pay the amount asked
>>66686318
She inspires young girls
>>66686313
Conor vs. Holloway
>>66686345
to punch other young girls in the face
>what a time to be alive
>>66686329
it was a straw weight vs an atom weight bec considerably outsized her
it was a bullshit match up not the only one on the card
>>66686358
you try to recover from that and lawlor loses via decision.
>30-27
>>66686313
Khabib vs *
RDA vs Pettis
Most of Dominick Cruz's fights
Mike Pyle vs John Hathaway
post yfw conor tko's nate in the 2nd
>>66686369
That card had the best pageantry of any EFN card so far
>>66686313
cowboy vs myles jury
fuck i hate the rule about a downed fighter just because he has his knee or hand on the ground
so he cant be kicked in the head
fuck that shit its stupid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeNF2ETbjMk&feature=youtu.be
oc
>>66686389
cucked by the UFC lad
>>66686389
>1 view
>blocked
good work
>>66686389
They already blocked it but this is kinda cool I guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI1h62Vy7GE
>>66686402
https://youtu.be/V72KMZX5FT4
this one is underrated desu
>>66686313
Great picks, I was gonna post the Rory Nate and Khabib RDA. >>66686326 >>66686371
Something about someone just getting ragdolled is so beautiful. Rory gave an even worse beating to BJ but that was just kinda sad to see.
>>66686413
dillashaw barao 1 also
>>66686395
dat bunda
>>66686421
>>66686413
You forgot to quote the post with Conor vs. Holloway. That's one of the best picks there is.
>>66686427
moar bunda pls
What's your favourite Bendo fight?
>>66686446
vs. RDA
>>66686446
Tie between Thatch and Diaz
>>66686446
Pettis I
Diaz
Thatch
>>66686326
>>66686330
>>66686371
>>66686352
cheers guys gonna have heaps of fights to watch
This lass is an MMA fighter making her debut next month. How will she do lads?
>>66686389
well fuck, keep2share link is soon poste
>>66686493
the weight of her tits could be potential muscle
>>66686473
golly gee i'd love to give her bottom a slap
>>66686298
>where is he at?
looks like Vancouver
Alright, fuck this. Thread's making me too horny now. I'm off to go bang a hooker. Later gents.
>>66686376
you mean nate tko's mcmeme
any good pornstars i should check out?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeNF2ETbjMk
>>66686378
fucking hilarious. gives off that cheap east euro/rusky vibe.
>>66686538
Dakota Cochrane
Daron Cruickshank
>>66686538
Macy Lane vs. Justin Slayer
This lass is an MMA fighter making her debut next month. How will she do lads?
>>66686493
probably be the champ by next year
>>66686387
soccer kicks were fun in Pride
>>66686550
Imagine UFC with this level of artistry...
>>66686549
they're masters of detection bro, you gotta frame the video, flip it, distort it somehow add an overlay layer, then tweak the audio.
>>66686280
>all those meaningless shit tattoos
Apparently she gets a new one every time she wins
Do you think the Diaz bros would let me train with them in Stockton?
I want to learn to fight and I think I share their attitude towards life plus I smoke a lot of ganga. Would be so awesome
>>66686572
More reasons to want her to lose.
>>66686580
you sound like a faggot so probably not
>>66686580
yeah sure just don't be a bitch
....
>>66686557
She will play the role of watermelon
>>66686564
What org is this? Do they do this often?
>>66685207
>anderson silva that low
jesus STACKED
>>66686586
you in Sydney, faggot?
>>66686588
yeah ofc
I wouldn't even be a Diaz bros fan if I was a bitch
>>66686597
source?
This lass is an MMA fighter making her debut next month. How will she do lads?
>>66686556
>Macy Lane vs. Justin Slayer
this is nice anon
thx
>>66686556
>Macy Lane vs. Justin Slayer
too old desu
>>66686564
That's like olympics ceremony tier. UFC's production value is garbage
outside of the fights themselves it's literally the same annoying shit - same music, same Rogan hype, same order of show events, same everything over and over again
>>66685213
i don't remember much but the thieves guild was bretty based.
where the fuck is prediction cuck?
>>66686564
no sir I don't like it
>>66686572
>Apparently she gets a new one every time she wins
damn that's a lot of hobo skank fights
>>66686596
FREAK ATHLETE
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>>66686596
I bet he works out like 3 times a week to look that good.
>>66686563
They were beyond fun, they were important. They enabled failed TD and guard pulls to be punished much more efectively
Do you guys actually think you could beat up CM Punk?
He would fuck any of you up.
>>66686601
EFN. They usually have some local entertainment between fights and during walkouts, and a live band jamming. Here's a moment from their Dagestan event.
>>66686663
he's a big guy desu
>>66686663
He's been training with professionals, if I had been training with professionals he wouldn't.
>>66686663
There's no evidence he can win a fight that isn't fixed
>>66686567
10foor
>>66685694
shame she's getting railed by ngannou rn
>>66686660
that's a good point. now I feel even worse that they're illegal
>>66686596
I don't know anything about pro wrestling but how do you become famous in pro wrestling by looking this shit? I thought all wrestlers were jacked and/or big as fuck?
>>66686695
also knees making GnP from side control and north south actually feel effective the majority of the time
but instead we get these faggy fight ruining elbows (though a perfect system would have both like One FC)
>>66686670
no you would get destroyed no matter how much you trained.
You will never even have the balls to step into the cage, CM Punk is already more of a man than you will ever be
A real fighter would respect for Punk for having the balls to get into the octagon, not talk shit about him.
>>66686663
I'm 15 years younger than him with a height and reach advantage. I don't think he'd fuck me up honestly.
>>66686726
>kek
m8 you know nothing about me, yet you assume everything.
>>66686713
Basically pro wrestling is about connecting with the audience by whatever means necessary (your character/matches/interviews/lifestory whatevs) and hoping that the management believe in you enough to think you'll do big business for them
It's weird
>>66686726
hook me up with $1mil i'd have no problem facing hunt
>>66686730
You also haven't thrown yourself at the ground for a living for twenty years
>>66686367
LAWLOR WON REEEEEEEEEEEE HE SHOULD BE FIGHTING SHOGUN FUCK
>>66686754
How about five minutes, no ref and Hunt is hallucinating you're Death coming for him again for 1 mil?
>>66686755
>implying because he wrestled he's a good fighter.
i want /heem/ shitposting to stop
>>66686779
>hey do you want to die for a million dollars?
great question
>>66686781
I'm saying that'd probably make you a worse fighter
>>66686805
How so? Because he's better at flopping than me?
>>66686801
I'd do it, my mum is really sick
SICK OF MY SHIT THAT IS
>>66686812
because he's thrown himself at the ground for twenty years and probably has all sorts of nagging injuries
I think you've gotten confused somewhere
JON JONES! WE COMIN' FOR UR DICK, NIGGA!
>>66686827
Probably, I'm drinking.
>>66686795
Say that again and I'll drop bombs on you from a metre up, or more.
>>66686832
nice work
do you guys enjoy watching wrestlefucks?
>>66686848
ty bro
who /ngannou/ here?
>>66686855
Only if I like the wrestlefucker, like Kawajiri
Otherwise I hate watching them but you've got to appreciate them on a technique level
I despised them in Pride though, when the first round is ten minutes and there's no clock it's absolute torture
>>66686855
I enjoyed Hendricks wrestlefucking GSP.
B I G
U
L
L
>>66686855
Brenneman vs Story, very fun shitshow to watch live.
>1 day late notice
how many bongs till weigh-ins?
>>66686855
yes
>>66686739
I know you aren't a fighter because a fighter would realise their limitations and not talk shit about someone at a higher level than they are
You wouldn't even have the balls to look CM Punk in his eyes
>>66686923
Q&A in 4.5 bongaroos
Weigh ins in 5.5
post your favourite natty african
anyone here sage northcutt fans? most exciting fighter in the UFC and isnt a dirty roid user like robbie lawler
>>66686929
You haven't even seen Punk fight yet, /aspie/.
He literally hasn't even fought.
>fighter would realise their limitations and not talk shit about someone at a higher level than they are
>higher level
What is his level you think? Can you give me a rough estimate?
>>66686929
you know there are big guys ITT who train since child right?
>>66686956
he has a fight
something you will never have
>>66686876
my boy. hendricks vs brown was also entertaining, but people hate that fight :l
>>66686963
I also have a dick, something you wish you had.
>>66686960
no there isn't.
When I was training and fighting I would not have wasted posting here with you absolute morons
Keep pretending though
>>66686953
I'm genuinely excited to see Oluwale cuck some more cans.
Post guys wh could be a lot better than they are if they started to train MMA earlier and if they wasn't injured multiple times in their career. only thing he really suck at is his chin
>>66686972
I'd literally destroy you in under a minute. You'd be tapping realizing you had made the worst mistake of your life.
>>66686977
same, i honestly think he could beat some good guys though too
>>66687027
sure you would, fatty
Lads should I throw a banana into the cage when Ngannou - Blaydes fight?
I want to do it as a protest on weight cutting.
fuck one, marry one, heem one
>>66687044
which sector are you? i'm to far aways for throwing bananas lel
>>66687036
>superman punch
>>66687044
Yes. Yes, you should. Keep in mind that someone in the crowd will approve and support your shenanigans.
>>66687045
Fuck Cruz
Marry Weidman
Heem Rockhold
>>66687045
Fuck Rockhold
Marry Cruz
Kill Weidman
Adopt Faber
>>66687045
fuck faber, marry weidman, heem rockhold
>>66687045
rockhold - fuck
weidman - marry
faber - heem
patrician choice
>>66687060
>Adopt Faber
>>66687035
I know you're old. Probably slow.
Probably a big piece of shit who runs his mouth a lot.
>>66687076
sounds like fuhrer of third meme reich
>>66687045
fuck rockhold
marry cruz
heem weidman
>>66687091
ayyy took me a second
>>66687045
fuck cruz cos he looks like he has the smallest dick
heem weidman cos rockhold is my boy
marry faber cos he seems like a laidback dude and we could go surfing and shit
>>66687060
>Adopt Faber
>>66687017
brock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBmv-mpwdx0
some fresh cruz/faber banter
>>66687105
>instantly think he's the bottom
top kek at your gayness lmao
>>66687080
I know you're a fucking dumb cunt. I can actually be 100% sure of that
>>66687119
would be funny if faber won desu
>>66687131
kek
>>66687131
i was thinking about whether I would have to be the bottom and if i was fucking rockhold i dont think id have any choice in that but with cruz who knows
>>66687138
Kek. Really? All I've seen or heard from you is this sad projection and lust over CM Punk.
>>66687091
ayyy took me a second
>>66687158
yeah sure you did faggot
>>66687119
>this host guy wants to make peace between cruz and faber
what a fucking unprofessional cuck
>>66687181
if i was a faggot I would pick rockhold
>>66684613
Glorious nippon got nuked silly.
Seriously though, how can you derive pleasure from this? It's like imprisoning people for drinking beer. Actually it's worse, because you can actually die from drinking too much beer.
>>66687191
cowturd is the bottom the barrel, the very fucking bottom
>>66687191
fuck off you instigating mandrama nigger, i bey your liking the rockhold weidshit "real" """"rivalry""""
>>66687158
you should've just said you were a girl
>>66687207
Go to sleep
>>66687044
just imagine /heem/'s reaction if you actually fucking did it. I doubt you have the balls though
>>66684636
>mud races
You need to get punched.
>>66687204
Marijuana makes people complacent. It's not good for a functioning society.
>>66687044
throw a skateboard in bruh
>>66687207
where i come from, you know, guys like you get slapped
>>66687198
so sucking an uglier dudes dick isn't gay? stop it lad, just accept your bretty gay
>>66687204
WEED LMAO
>>66687232
>your
>>66687044
if you do it you can name the thread whatever you want
http://k2s.cc/file/71061b121d11f/1.mp4
>>66685535
Exactly. It's not like he is injured.
>>66687252
Lad
I'm not clicking that
>>66687252
>this seems legit
>there are people who think this woman is full natty brah
I really wonder what kind of androgen ATT feeds their fighters, everyone there is literally jacked and doesnt get popped
>>66687258
its safe, short dl, word is life
>>66687276
she looks like a toy. actionman and shit
>>66687258
pussy
You now remember George Sotiropoulos
>>66685871
Bigfoot-Overeem
Chuck Liddell-Overeem
Browne-Overeem
Not joking, Overeem is best when he loses. His wins are boring.
>>66687299
No I don't
>>66687276
the traps are a dead giveaway
>>66687290
she looks like a dude
>>66687276
she gon lose
>>66687258
http://scontent-ord1-1.cdninstagram.com/t50.2886-16/10663798_1528790967432306_752461083_n.mp4
>>66687299
Good ol' George Sotriprolous! Who could forget him?
>>66685925
>tfw I skipped this one
One of the biggest regrets of my life.
Besides skipping Weidman/Anderson I.
>>66687313
u wot m8
cant even see her traps, but her whole body screams steroids
>>66687299
Geelong represent
>>66687119
>What's a guillotine?
>>66685963
Isn't this chick married?
>>66687299
His fight against Pellegrino was pretty decent.
Don't make me upload the edgiest Eddie on his corner. Fuck it, I'll do it again anyway.
>>66686090
Not really. Miesha and Holly drop deuces that are classier than Ronda.
>>66687335
...look at her neck on the right
that's not normal
but yeah i agree the whole thing is pretty roidy
>Uriah Faber
>>66687119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqYqcIAFI_E&nohtml5=False
So scripted, they literally says the exact same lines.
>>66687044
yes, please. if you do, i'll always respond positively to croatia flags.
You now remember Junie Browning
>>66687405
and the whole world besides you will call us balkniggers third world savages. which we are, but i don't like when others know that.
>>66687413
why all nordic fighters look like psyhopaths?
>>66685688
LITERALLY ONE WEEK
A
D
S
>>66687396
le talk his way into money fights no matter how ridiculous man
It's off chops that he's getting a title shot
>>66687428
at least i think he's native nordic
>>66687417
imagine the bants if you did it though
>>66685688
god damn my polish waifu getting THICC
>>66687413
his almost getting heemed into oblivion by ryan bader was great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi4pwA8Eme8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QorLzZg5enc
>>66685688
She reminds me of Iggy Azalea on this pic
>>66687460
>act like a legitimately racist fuckwit and get ejected from an event you paid to attend for 'bants'
fucking shitposters
>>66687466
Was that Filthy Tom he kicked to the ground in the first one? Based.
>>66687402
>faber using the same banter means that its scripted
fuck u goof
>>66687494
memes transcend logic and utility, haven't you learned?
>>66687402
>taking this shit seriously
fuck u goof
>>66687494
>Being a bitch
>>66687466
hes lucky ryan bader is white, otherwise would get buried under ground if it was DC or Jones or A.J...
Does literally anybody care that Mighty Mouse is fighting in a couple weeks?
write /HEEM/ on the banana with a sharpie
>>66686250
Honestly, I wonder where JJ groupies get the certainty that Bones isn't gonna get heemd.
>>66687494
>le racism
goof
>>66687525
i would care if he fight Cruz.
>>66686330
>Nick vs BJ
>this fucking retard
>>66687466
Bader checking his footing as soon as he squares up makes him look like a little kid
>>66687556
Was that not BJ getting the shit kicked out of him for fifteen minutes?
>>66687530
starting a petition for him to write /ngannou/ instead, after all, he is our new bull.
>>66687539
this is the one of the reasons
>>66687592
>Not even defending your belt atleast 10 times
Scrub
>>66687592
tfw you realise this is unironically matt hamill's greatest achievement
you're at the UFC afterparty and this guy comes up to you and grinds his ass on your dick
what do?
keep in mind he is corn to the core
>>66687615
yeah, and that fight is probably the most brutal beating jones delivered to somebody, top lel
>>66686726
>no you would get destroyed no matter how much you trained.
Based on what you faggot.
>>66687624
walk away
>>66687624
stick my corn in his core 2bh
>>66686929
>higher level than they are
CM Punk doesn't have a single professional fight you dumbfuck.
>>66687660
i would have never in a million years expected the white kid to win
>>66687660
Chin deleted
>>66686972
Don't reply to this cullfodder. His kind is better off exterminated. Enjoys making people on the net respond to him.
>>66687660
Did he died?
>>66687669
fucking cuck you are eh bud
>>66687667
>>66687646
he's memeing you , Goebbels you fucking goof.
>>66687660
glass chin
>>66687276
mmm *licks lips* mm mm mmm
>>66687660
dying like a true fight fan in his official UFC™ gloves
>>66687592
>Loss: Mat Hamill
>>66687689
Yeah actually
>>66687669
fucking racist
>>66687694
kek
>>66687592
if he beats dc next will it count as a title defence?
>>66687525
Mighty Mouse is so technical, and
If Chinese buy the UFC, will there be any changes at all?
>>66687525
yes
>>66687712
ofc
>>66687720
Sheeeit that kick
>>66687720
reminds me of Johnson vs Bader
>>66687720
dq desu, other guy was majorly shook
>>66687720
if i was there i would have murdered that nigger for doing that
>>66687731
he will only have the interim title though?
>>66687720
lmao at that half naked black bitch
>tfw you'll never have blacks too heem in your hood, and black 'qts' to cheer for you
>>66687699
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>66687228
>dat fucking meme
I don't care if it makes people "complacent". If you don't like it, don't smoke it.
Point is, alcohol does and will always cause more harm than weed ever will. Low inhibitions <<<<<<"complacency". The harm that befalls an individual from smoking weed is negligible compared to the harm that befalls individuals who get prosecuted for smoking weed.
>tfw I will prep Francis Ngannou tonight
>>66687556
>>66687570
Where's my answer bitch?
Don't be scared homie
@66687768
>being this desperate for (You)s
>>66687762
Lucky~
>>66687570
No it wasn't. BJ lit up Diaz with ease in the first round. He also fired back in the 3rd round.
>>66687753
Marijuana OD is the leading cause of suicide in the world
>>66687716
Low quality Rebook gear made in China.
Low quailty Yang Yeng commentators.
Reborn of flyweight division.
New official rivalry with Pancrase and OneFC.
Dana btfo.
Fertitas btfo.
>>66687762
>tfw no qt rose gf to prep ngannou for
i've made my own playlist for entrance songs to listen while niggers enters the octogon in Zagreb. Top Gun soundtrack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK0P1Bk8Cx4
is there a better heem than silva on forest?
>>66687592
How many of these guys were DC?
>>66687800
I'm coming for you, you better watch out.
>>66687796
I might need to rewatch it again, but I remember that fight as BJ having his back to the fence and fists in his face for any moment I remember. It's been a while.
>>66687812
ngannou lad
>>66687801
Why would they change commentators? And i doubt whey would brfo Dana White, he's a good businessman.
>>66687753
alcohol is more deadly and exactly why its less harmful to society
go drink every day like a degenerate and you'll literally die, which leads to one less degenerate in the world
go smoke weed every day like a degenerate and you'll still be alive and leeching on society
>>66687812
Bisping/Hendo is the golden standard
>>66687815
Daniel Cormier was DC :)
>>66687796
i just watched it around an hour ago, bj got fucking destroyed in the 3rd round
>>66687044
Please don't
That's just incredibly offensive and racist, not to mention disrespectful to these people who are putting their health on the line for your entertainment
>>66687812
Evans on Liddell.
Obviously.
Saw Leon Roberts in the airport lads
>>66687833
Well congratulations, you've tricked me. What's the next step in your master plan?
>>66687852
>>66687852
>>66687852
here
>>66687825
Are you aware that we will see Goldie and Rogan fall in out lifetime? It will happen.
I think once McMeme loses again and there is no marketability in memes anymore, Dana will do an hero. Pretty sure.
>>66687812
Gonzaga on CroCop is a neat one.
>>66687851
wtf did you do on the airport?
New /mma/ general
>>66687867
>>66687867
why cant you fucking idiots just make a normal thread instead of being cucks
>>66687828
Medicine is advanced anon, alcoholics don't die that young.
It's also more addictive, quitting weed is piss easy.
You're just grasping. Imprisoning ANYBODY for drug usage is just stupid anyway. At best, they should be involuntarily committed, or turned into legal children who need to respond to a legal guardian. Prison is for actual criminals. putting drug users there is like sentencing cutters and suicide attempters to prison.
>>66687839
He actually smashed Diaz as well, just got beaten harder. It was round 2 that was a one sided beatdown. Round 3 was rockem sockem.
When you coming down fake sage?
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