OFFICIAL BLUE JAYS HOME OPENER THREAD VS RED SOX
>JEWISH FRONT OFFICE EDITION
wew lad
>>66678222
is the jose bat flip the greatest moment in baseball history?
Is this the thread? Worst OP of all time
Do Red Sox fans even exist anymore or we have to wait until August when they might be in contention
>>66678236
greatest moment in all of history desu
>>66678245
I had a better one but forgot I was banned on my computer
>>66678269
>banned
S-Sean...?
>>66678222
Shit OP, but I gotta check those trips out
Saunders you autist, what are you doing
>>66678222
based shapoopro will let dolan, edwin, joey all walk and replace them with some shit players he drafted that wont amount to anything
Where are all the Boston fans? What the fuck the Yankee threads are full of fans.
>Saunders is so forgettable they didn't even mention him
poor guy ;_;
>>66678327
He's a bean counter. Say goodbye big contracts
A FUCKING LEAF
French Canada song!
>>66678343
he ran onto the field before his time to come out
REV UP THOSE JAYS IMAGES
>>66678358
IKR this french shit is so embarrassing, this isn't Ottawa or MTL ffs
>>66678365
Post rare Gibbies
Oh man there's going to be so much Canadian shitposting this year, it's going to be great.
>>66678338
Boston is the bandwagon capital of the world
>>66678347
He's going to run this club like a AAA and sell all the talent to his Jew buddies
>>66678398
>an entire country of potential shit posting
Its going to be great
>>66678397
based alcoholic manager man
>>66678365
should be a good season, boys
they put cheese in the crust guys
>>66678422
We will take Australia's crown this year.
Screencap this buds
>>66678222
I love shapiro
>Dan Schulman
My dick is ready.
>>66678436
>when that hangover is just killing you
>>66678452
fuck off mark
So many feels
>>66678452
Because he will destroy the Jays?
who else /putentirelifesavingsintojayswinningworldseriesthisyear/ here
ITS TIME
>>66678474
>that hint of feets
>>66678454
Shulman is the best if you ask me.
>>66678365
HERE WE GO
Is Shulman no longer with ESPN?
>>66678492
here's another one of her feets for you senpai
>>66678484
BUCK POSTING IS BACK
>little LOOP
Shulman better not be in the booth all year
>>66678474
Why would you do that? The Jays are a meme team.
>tfw stroman will be traded for picks his final year of arbitration
why cant i just fall into a coma and wake up after the shapiro destruction is over and the real rebuild begins
>>66678503
>her
>dome babbies
>delay
>EE at first
OH BOY
>>66678511
>picks
>this crowd losing their shit on each strike
Seriously though, the noise from the crowd is apeshit tonight
>>66678513
>Sanchez
schulman is based af 2bh deal with it
>a diminutive right handler
Don called him a manlet
>>66678541
gotta get value from those increased ticket prices
>>66678541
imagine an entire country edging for months
niggas is excited!
>>66678548
He's is a manlet though. It's not news.
>>66678436
>up 13-4
>still thinks "man i need a drink"
WHO /STROSHOW/ HERE?
>>66678554
>gotta get value from those increased ticket prices
Fuck are prices up this year?
le leadoff merchant :^)
>>66678587
They switched to the dynamic model, so games against hot ticket opponents are
>>66678599
Le lead off triple
TRIPS
R
I
P
S
>Triple
Speedy mf
>mfw espn will broadcast surf instead of the game
SHUT IT DOWN THE GOYIM KNOW
>>66678617
Raptors do that too
Shit I used to get behind home plate 100s for like $70
>>66678637
gotta compete with those "downtown lifestyle" ppl who know nothing about baseball
>oh shit theres a runner in scoring position, better swing on complete garbage so i can get le high fives
fuck off you cunts just play normally
Donaldson didn't look right desu. I doubt he plays the entire game.
>>66678627
This game is free on MLB.tv
>that off target throw
>>66678627
this is the free MLB tv game
What happened to JBJ's arm
TULO
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wait so they scheduled a raptors home game on the same day/same time as the blue jays home opener? isnt there an iggy concert tonight as well? holy shit the traffic
LET'S GO BOSTON!!!
>>66678735
shoo shoo slimey limey
>>66678731
more like MLB scheduled a jays home opener on the same day as a Raptors last home game (I think?). Raptors can't exactly plan 4-5 months ahead
>tfw have Joe Kelly as a sneaky pick on draftkings
>also have stroman
Here's hoping for a 1-0 end to this game t bh
>>66678731
Tim and Sid mentioned it earlier before the game, I don't know the area at all im from BC but that chunk of toronto is going to be a fucking gongshow, both games started at the same time everyones going to get out probably within 30mins of each other... hahahahahh
>>66678778
No Raptors play 3 more games
Saunders is shook by the whole lack of announcement thing
Dat fucking gold chain
>>66678659
The stadium is gonna full of fucking downtown yuppies this year. Rogers is charging everyone up the ass. Tickets are like the 4th most expensive in the league.
>kobr retirement tour
>papi retirement tour right after
Truely the end of an era
>>66678797
the secret is in the fact that it's always a complete shit show and we're all conditioned to the pain, this will be nothing
also
>unironically driving downtown
apex lel
>>66678828
only 13 highest payroll, even after all that tv money too
>>66678778
>tfw flipping between jays and raptors while drinking on a Friday
Feels good man
Stroman is literally turning into cueto
Its absolutely disgusting that we let canadians play our great past time frankly i rather see cubans playing this great game than dirty canucks
Hanley STILL thinks he's fast
Is there anything Pillar can't do at center field?
>>66678868
>yfw Havana gets a team before Montreal
Farell
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Ortiz' shirt gets more unbuttoned and his necklace bigger every season. Good thing he is going to retire this year or he might be naked wearing a cinder block next April.
what contract would you offer kevin pillar right now if this was his last year of arbitration? (assume same age)
omfg
>>66678893
Good. Montreal is full of faggots and douchebags.
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Brockstar
Brock star.
>>66678859
Yeah it's bretty gud senpai
also.....Stro?.....talk to me Stro..
desu brock holt is literally the goat utility man
well that's it boys, pack it up. we had a good run. fire gibbons, trade dickey, trade the bullpen while they still have value.
honestly it's been a great year with you lads, we'll get them next season!
RED SOX ROLL CALL
>walking the shitty backup catcher
>>66678913
hi draper
WELL THATS IT
FIRE SALE WHEN?
>>66678945
Hey pal
STROMAN PLS
Red Sox fan here.
Came back from drinking then beating my stupid wife. What did I miss?
>jackie bustlley jr
DFA
F
A
Firesale when?
apparnetly raptors official insurance sponsor is sun life. fcking disgusting. do the jays have an insurance company in their list of official sponsors
>>66678960
post her tits and ass
the wheels fell off bros :(
>>66678932
GOAT Mookie reporting in
If it notta been for the good lawd and the starbrock we would notta hadda nare notta single 1 game champs of the world champions championship win 2015.
Is Hazel Mae Filipino or Mexican?
>>66678932
baker sensei checking in
There are no more hi drapers the messiah returned during the night.
>>66678975
How come Goldstein, does that affect your portfolio?
>>66679001
Shes of the asian persuasion
>>66679009
post more weeb sox stuff
I'm watching this game with my buddies at Finnegan's bar right now. Giving hand jobs in the bathroom if any one is interested.
>>66679001
Is she with blue jays cause that would be some traderous scum
>>66679012
sry but there are
>>66678945
>>66679022
>tfw no weeb 6ix
>>66679033
THERE ARE NO MORE HI DRAPERS.
>>66679034
speaking of 6 when is drake dropping vft6? youre canadian so he lets you in on secrets right?
>>66679022
unfortunately there's not all that much
Im here boys, who scored and who is gonna win?
How is my boy Kelly doin?
>>66679038
pls use your indoor voice
>bustgaerts
>bustgaerts
DFA
F
A
I hope Stroman suffers a life ending injury
>>66679047
>Unironically listening to drake
>>66679038
Hi dropper
>>66679024
>red Sox fans
>>66679083
>not unironically listening to drake
>>66679001
flipachino
>>66679024
>hand jobs
Never
Captcha 416
Joe Kelly takes fucking forever to pitch Jesus Christ
Blue Jays bros why do the Orielols and Gays suck so much?
why arent there more black muricans in baseball
hey guys sorry i just got back from work and picked up some bbq but im watching the game right now 2015 cy young winner joe kelly doesnt look much like an ace tonight but we will see
Nice at bat Pillar you k*ke
>>66679108
he's just being an asshole trying to fuck with hitters timing
>Pillar, who is Jewish, was born in the Los Angeles district of West Hills to Mike and Wendy Pillar.[1][2][3][4] His mother is Jewish and his father is Christian; Pillar had a Bar Mitzvah.[2][5]
Neat.
SHAQ
>>66679083
>I don't listen to Drake
>>66679127
He's a filthy kike
Pablo would have just shit himself.
Ferrari would've done it better
>>66679111
Because they're in Baltimore and Tampa Bay
>>66679139
Pablo wouldnt have even made an attempt at it
I must say im pretty happy with how Hanley has been developing but Sandoval needs to fucking die
>50 pitches through 2 innings
You're never gonna make it Kelly
>>66679127
Shit I thought the Hebrew Hammer was just a meme
I miss our mascot ;-;
A reminder: Pillar is Jewish
Let that sink in
>>66679166
I kind of lost some respect desu
Look at all those fans, wonder where they were back in 2012
When will Roger Centre go back to Pre July 2015 levels?
I'm guessing mid June
>>66679166
>"jewish" is a race
>jewish people have to constantly remind us they're not white
Funny how that works
>>66679180
yeah but they had a killer offseason
Wow that really sucks for the Cubs
Anyone else notice that flickering wall in center field? Seizures incoming
>>66679207
Yet we won the whole thing that year
XANDER
HE"S BACK
2016 ALL STAR GAME< PREPARE YOURSELF
>>66679216
I hope what happens to Schwarber happens to the Yankees and Blue Jays
>this is an ace in toronto
You are reading this poast in Don's voice. ^__^
Also omfg
>>66679228
>2016
>not owning a 120 hz television
Ew
anyone see that hit
>>66679241
I want nothing more than to see the Yankees have a losing season in my life time. I would shit post till I fucking died.
The Blue Jays are fucking awful. Won't even win 80 games.
>>66679257
I would be so happy if Stroman dies
>>66679200
>caring about what race someone is
Must be nice living 60 years ago
>>66679162
Me too bruh.
>>66679263
Sandoval might die of a heart attack this game with his 300 lb 20 million dollar a year frame.
>>66679180
>implying every home opener isn't a sellout
The Red Sox are fucking awful. Won't even win 80 games.
>>66679280
Canada is so irrelevant
>>66679280
this please, if he dies his money comes off the books.
that's why the yankees staged cory lidle's death
>>66679280
how do you get that fat with an army of trainers and fitness coaches?
>doesn't even hustle
What faggot
Donaldson has prolly the worst hair iv ever seen on an athlete
>>66679284
>w-we can show up o-once a y-year!
>>66679297
He lunches with Howie Carr.
>>66679310
You clearly haven't seen John Jaso yet this season
>>66679314
That you mom?
>>66679288
>having to choose between Trump and Bernie
Christ! What a deluded shithole America has become!
>>66679280
>>66679280
>literally implying anyone ITT would be upset if that happened when we have Shaw
>>66679324
eh buddy?
>>66679314
Post more high test pls
ACE
Joe KKKKelly
>>66679317
>implying they only sell out once a year
Americans can't into banter
There's nothing wrong with Boston.
> Greatest sports teams in the world
> Greatest public education system in the world
> Greatest universities in the world
> Barely any poverty
> Great public transportation
>>66679339
Are you digging through you family albums then putting an American flag over it because you wish you could be us?
>yfw jays hitting blows this year, but has a shut down bullpen
>>66679358
That was cringeworthy banter to be honest my friend
Just visiting from the Royals bread
>>66679371
>you will never be american
I will send you some american cum friend
The blue jays haven't had a big inning yet this season
>>66679380
Get out queer
>>66679357
>getting cucked by terrorists
>>66679392
And they never will :)
What memes have I missed senpaitachi?
How exactly do you guys pronounce the "wew" in wew lad?
>>66679380
Did you guys remember to give that ginger beard, faggot his ring?
>tfw my internet shits the bed during the evenings
>>66679414
WOO
I'm walking down to 7-eleven for beer, does anyone want anything?
>>66679414
Queermo fag
The Blue Jays need to score more runs if they want to win the game
>>66679427
Some crack from the guy loitering out back pls
>>66679414
wew, lad
>>66679414
like this
https://youtu.be/eSOSJ68xOBA?t=52s
Blue Jays fans whatever happened to Joe Carter, Im not a fan of your team by any means but his walk off in '93 is one of the coolest televised moments in baseball
>>66679421
Move to a better country fag
>>66679427
Yeah grab a bottle of water for me too bud
>>66679427
50 mcnuggets text me when you get back also fris
Where did all of these mericans come from? This is a maple leaf thread
>>66679466
Deal with irrelevant country queer
>>66679466
uh they're not even in the playoffs lol
SURRENDER PRONTO OR WE'LL LEVEL TORONTO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEMBTynPzTI
>>66679421
I take it you are a Rogers customer?
man, they're really trying to set up stroman to be an epic flop as ace eh
Stroman is a nigger
>>66679471
But no one's got the time to deal with you, you irrelevant country queer,
Guerin what kind of fing name is that
Parent proabbly said karen with boston accent
>>66679448
stars in commercials, probably fucks bitches
>Guerin Austin
>>66679488
You replied faggo
>>66679491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WCFbdOOmOY
>>66679498
>Jewner is never going to allow Gary to be a sideline reporter again because he called them out last year for being dicks to Don
>>66679357
Except it's dirty as fuck and full of Irish ""people"""
>>66679512
Canadians aren't people
>>66679448
I've seen him in shitty joint supplement commercials alongside a borderline milf
>>66679512
Severely Inbred Irish people to be exact
>>66679528
You're shitty joiny
>>66679484
when will they learn?
>>66679512
You ever been here? Pretty damn clean, especially for a city.
The irish problem is something you get used to I guess
>>66679537
You're inbred
>>66679512
>full of irish
hey we've got polaks too
>>66679528
>Jody Vance
>borderline milf
wew lad
>>66679557
Besides the point
>>66679511
I miss Gary but I don't really enjoy NESN sports desk all that much
>>66679570
Have sex with your dad faggo
>Blue Gays announcers talking about how casual the fanbase is
>>66679579
I already did you little bitch took it like a champ too
>yfw ya get blown the fuck out by casuals
>>66679578
NESN in general is treated like shit by it's executives because they don't give a fuck about it outside of the baseball and hockey games.
Could be 100000000x better than it is.
>>66679598
uhh Charlie Moore Outdoors is the best show on television you idiot
>>66679593
Your dad blows you
Joe you fucking tard
Time for a grand slam
>>66679620
Is that the god awful fishing show that looks like its shot on home video?
inb4 triple play
>>66679626
classic inbred sux fan insult
>>66679620
There has never been a show more undeservedly given so much air time as that one. God fuck it is intolerable.
>red cucks
>>66679638
Yeah it is basically watching Charlie eat at good restaurants smoking stoagies and fishing for like 2 minutes and yelling at people and then invading Johnny Damon's house.
>>66679641
Your dad touches you
ahhhh, the good ol' collapse
>>66679656
salt
darwin is gonna carry this team to the world's eries
BASES LOADED
SUSPICIOUSLY LOOKING ASIAN MAN
>>66679638
>>66679645
lmao are you serious I bet you dummies don't even own a Mighty Bite: the worlds only five sense fishing lure.
I hope Barney get's injured and dies
>>66679653
Why the fuck is that even on the air sometimes when I leave the tv on I end up seeing that show and I get physically upset
>bases loaded
>about to go through the top of the order
Get ready RedCucks
GRINDERS AND BANGERS
>>66679567
I remembered how she looks wrong. She is a solid milf, nothing special but not borderline
water you doin joe
>>66679686
Something has to fill the time between Sox in 2 and clubhouse.
>>66679675
got it with my rocket fishing rod bud, and those rubber fish lures that are like $45 per
JOE YOU FUCKING USELESS FUCKING UNFATHOMABLE SHITTER
IT'S ONLY THE 4TH FUCKING INNING
GOD I CANNOT HANDLE THIS FUCKING ROTATION AGAIN MOTHERFUCK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I AM EXCITED
about the house of God
Hit him in the nuts.
Hey what should I order for din guys?
Too bad it didn't hit him in the temple
>>66679705
well you guys have a win every 5 days up to the playoffs
God job Kelly if you cant strike them out snuff them out
>bombston
joe "the one man auschwitz" kelly
TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT
CHARGE THE MOUND
lol take that faggot dont mess with joe
I SAID THE NUTS NOT THE HEAD.
>>66679716
He missed
Wew lad I thought I just saw a guy die on television
Dear god
>RED KEKS
AAHAHHAHAHAHA
Holy shit that could have been bad!
>>66679696
>nothing special
WEW LAD
HAHAHAHAHAAHAAH
he should just kill himself now
Lol this guy is the worst, there no ours bases loaded and he's bitching about pace of play
FUCK YEA MOTHERFUCKERS EAT SHIT BOOSTON GET FUCKED
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DONALLLLLLL
Jesus Christ.
Listen to fucking rage Pepe next time John.
wew lad
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO
>yfw ya boy JD voted liberal
>BOMBSTON
>RED SUX
I don't know if I can handle another year of this rotation
>kelly
welp looks like we lose today.our front end of the bullpen is shit
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
I hope Donaldson dies
MVP
MVP
MVP
MVP
YEE BOY GET OUT
is he one of the aces?
Speeding baseballs can't hurt superman
Also get the fuck out pitcher
>>66679721
Swiss chalet
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
does anyone have justin masterson's number
joe why even take him out now you fucking retard
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>home opener grand slam
wew lad
2ez
WOOP THERE IT IS
>Its a Joe Kelly refuses to be good until late July episode
>>66679777
>toronto
lel
There's that crooked number
Based doland
Donaldson has sex with his dad
How do I have 4G and cell service but my radio can't even pick up the game clearly? I taped a hotdog cooking skewer to it and it's slightly clearer
Damn, Dolan's hair is greasy
>>66679834
rude and lewd
>>66679834
That's one more person than you
hol up
holll up
solo dinger man is gonna hit another solo dinger
>>66679834
wow me too
>there HAS NOT been an out recorded in this inning
JOHN
HEY
HEY JOHN
FARRELL
THE FUCKING MANAGER
HEY YOU, THE GUY THAT'S MANAGING THE TEAM
HEY JOHN
THE GUY THAT'S ASS IS ON THE FUCKING LINE
HEY YOU LITERAL FUCKING MORON
ARE YOU LISTENING?
WHY
IN
THE
FUCKING
WORLD
WOULD YOU LEAVE HIM IN WHEN HE'S LOADED THE BASES WITH NO FUCKING OUTS, BEAMED PILLAR IN THE HEAD, AND LEFT A TONE OF HANGING BBS?
ARE YOU LITERALLY FUCKING RETARDED
OH WAIT
YES YOU ARE
GOD FUCKING CHRIST
WHY IN THE EVERLASTING MOTHERFUCK WOULD YOU LEAVE HIM IN
GOD YOU DESERVE TO FUCKING GET FIRED
THAT WAS THE DUMBEST FUCKING DECISION
I LITERALLY WISH YOU HAD JUST DIED WITH THE CANCER
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BAWWWWWSTON
>>66679775
No this can't be true. Don't ruin it for me.
>>66679838
Radio components are failing.
Nice start to this homestand
>>66679853
This is nourishing in some way
>>66679793
Nothing else is Swiss.
Not even actual Swiss people, they are not Swiss at all.
>0 (Zero) Outs
RIDE NEVER ENDS
Bautista eats semen
>>66679838
Get a better god damn radio or gee, i dunno, listen to it online? you god damn retarded hoser
why is hanley on the pitching
>>66679838
Looks like a comfy house at least
>>66679885
haha same yolo
God I cant wait for Farrel to be fired, who do you think will come in as manager bros?
>>66679853
theres literally(literally) nobody better other than price and he cant pitch 500 innings this year
>>66679853
kek, chill out man
Saunders likes eat poop condoms
>Boston """""""""""fielding""""""""""""'
>>66679775
I'm surprised Weedman didn't show up at this game to look like he's "a man of the people."
>see I like sports and having a good time cuz I'm just a normal dude! :D
>it's a John Farrell pulls the pitcher way too late episode
>its a jays go up a few runs blow their load celebrating and go cold for the rest of the game while the other team slowly chips away at the lead episode
so, how bout that dirt infield eh
Just fucking forfeit
I don't want to deal with this shit for 5 more innings.
>tfw eating dominos pizza and watching blue jays slug the shit out of baseball on live television
>The city of Bombston
>>66679914
tf is wrong with you
>>66679900
bobby valentine
Nice dirt almost like it wasnt there before
>>66679918
I FEEL LIKE I HAVE SEEN THIS EPISODE IN A PREVIOUS SEASON OF THE SITCOM.
>>66679931
You suck your mom's clit
>>66679922
Looks nice fampai
>>66679925
American cuisine
>>66679920
Red Sox have some offensive power m8, you know this and all,
But you'll win because of our pitching. Don't worry, y'all got this.
Hey
Hey price
You see this shit you little bitch
This is your future now
>>66679941
run along now, your mothers cookin curry
>>66679946
run along now, your mothers cookin curry
>>66679949
not his fault, "barmitzfah" shapiro didnt make an offer
>>66679961
You dad is making poop condoms
>>66679949
Blame your Jew owners for not even offering him anything worth a damn. Especially when they have the money to spend.
Literally don't know how you could blame that on him.
>it's only the 4th inning
>>66679941
My mom has a dick not a clit you fag
>>66679968
classic
> you hangie, he bangie
>>66679981
gotta start up the classic bluejay memes senpai
>>66679949
he's just going to cash fat paychecks for the next 3 years then opt out to play for a contender
>>66679949
If we offered even close to the same money as Boston he would've stayed man
Are the Cuck sox finishing last again?
I really like the young core Boston has but the media really overrated Betts desu
>Clay Buttholez has an 11 ERA
>Joe Kelly has a 21 ERA
Literally better than they were last year
>>66679893
>>66679886
I'm up north now, near parry sound
I only have my phone for internet
>raptors shitting on the pacers without Lowry and derozan
wew lad
>>66679998
p smart tb h
>>66680014
No they haven't man. He's literally a tremendous player.
Sauce on that webm?
>>66680014
Betts is legit good tho what do you mean
>>66679999
checked
also i agree, i think theres no doubt he felt something special playing for toronto
>>66679999
Doubt it
Nice quads though
>>66680025
They got shit on by hawks with everybody plus Carroll
>>66680014
Nah that manlet is pretty good. If Boston really wanted to contend though they should trade him for a guy like Sonny Gray or Jose Fernandez.
>>66680014
betts is the only one worth a damn
>>66680052
hey man the hawks weren't playing around at the start
>>66680025
he never wins in the playoffs anyway so might as well play for a team that will never make them
This is the English textbook in Japanese junior high school .
>>66679999
yeah I wish too but it's just a simple fact that Rogers or anybody in their position cant afford to pay a single aging player +25mil a year for the foreseeable future
it would be a big gamble really and now we can just watch bombston take the hit instead
>>66680052
I bet it was because of Derozan. Fuck dat nigga
>>66680055
JBJ has big upside Pham
>>66680053
If we package Swihart, Betts, and Bradley, I still don't even think that would be enough for Gray.
Billy the Beane is literally gay for him.
>>66680073
Welcome to last Thursday, nerd.
>>66680073
Take a picture of the whole page based japan
>>66680073
that was on /a/ legit not even 4 days ago
>>66680073
Why doesn't she have a nose
>>66680068
I'm going to the game on Tuesday v 76ers
I hope everybody is healthy
>>66680082
It makes sense though. Sonny Gray is fucking legit.
>>66680073
We know ^_^
ベーカ先生はかわいい~
>>66680082
gray isn't even that good though. He'd a borderline #1. On a lot of teams he'd be a #2
Syrupfags what is pizza nova?
>>66680078
The low CAD only makes it worse
>>66680108
You're a fucking retard. He literally finished 3rd in Cy young votes last year.
>>66680082
He trades Donaldson for a 16 year old SS and scraps but won't trade gray for a super package?
Poor A's fans
>>66680073
>tfw no baseball loving gf
Hanley literally just almost fucked up his shoulder again
>>66680113
Shitty pizza fast-food place
>>66680127
This is a good feel
Why do the people behind home plate look like an Italian mobster family?
>>66680113
more authentic pizza, good
>>66680081
he strikes out way too much to ever be a good hitter
he had one hot month last year and that's the only time he's been anything other than terrible
>>66680073
fever pitch edit when?
>>66680142
They probably are famalia
>>66680142
the only people who can afford the seats behind the plate on opening day are the elite
>>66680121
he puts up good numbers because he pitches in an empty cavern
>MLB Pipeline @MLBPipeline
>He's 18! Anderson Espinoza's @GreenvilleDrive debut: 5 IP, 2 H, 0 R, 0 BB, 4 K. @RedSox #4: http://atmlb.com/20Vrzan
CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP CALL HIM UP
Barney is pretty based bros
>>66680165
>tfw the second best pitcher in your entire org is a tennager
>>66680150
Fuck off. He's doing well to start off this season. If he can maintain a .240~ avg, then he's worth keeping for his defense
>>66680162
Dumbest thing I've ever heard
Gray is a top 5 pitcher in the AL you pussy nigga
DONT TELL ME, YOU JUST FLEW IN
BANG every now and then
DON'T TELL ME
YOU JUST FLEW IN
>>66680121
Yeah but his numbers aren't impressive
BASED XMAN
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>>66680207
A K would be good
>tfw no gf to go to jays games
The gods are laughing at me
Buck confirmed to be a weaboo
>>66680140
it's better than Pizza Pizza
>>66680235
Agreed
>>66680113
Any pizza place that advertises with billboards is probably shit.
Small local pizza is best pizza.
>>66680228
start a nice bromance
>Franklin Morales warming up
Forgot about him
>>66680182
>he's doing well
>2/8
SHIT GUYS HE'S LIGHTING THE AL EAST ON FIRE
what's better, The keg, Milestones or moxies?
>117 Million Grapes and the Cuckleballer are the two remaining pitchers we have going against the Jays
kill me
Is there a starter in the American League worse than Joe "Joe Kelly" Kelly?
Where do I find a baseball loving gf, bros
My freshman year of college I talked to this yankees fan girl once and never saw her again. She was cute and knew her shit too. Should've proposed to her tbqh.
>>66680258
This
In the Path there are tons of little Italian places
Best pizza and lasagna for lunch
YOU CAN DO IT SHAW
>>66680269
we might still have a chance
>>66680258
Yes. I figured it was like a Syrupfag Papa John's or Dominoes? Dominoes has somehow gotten even worse over the years. I am not sure how that is possible.
>>66680270
First off, that's a .250 average moron.
Second off, Xander was 0/10 coming into tonight. Think he's a bust at batting?
Nice fucking sample size, and fuck off already.
guys
what if
Barney is actually muni poorly disguised as a white man
>>66680281
Your autism reminds me of /int/
anyon here
Time for a grand slam
>>66680022
>dat filename
Saved
>>66680307
Thanks canadafam, now tell me how to find a gf
HOLT SLAM INCOMING
>>66680294
you're the one that was saying he was doing well to start the season you retard
>watch Bluejays game all by yourself up in the 500 seats
>ponder life
holt pls
>>66680322
draper no y r u doin this
we are losing this game
Bullpen will choke and bats are ice cold
Dubs for grand slam
I need to get out and see a Jays game this year.
When is the Cards series again?
is the new pitcher any good?
>>66680333
.250 average (w/ a sac fly rbi) is well for him.
Fuck.off.
>>66680329
Show her your dank memes instant wet
Any oldfags remember that time I said "hit him in the nuts" and then he hit him in the head instead?
>>66680337
Worked last time
>>66679636
CANT BLOCK THE BROCK
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Grand slam? that's it boys we're done. Seasons over. Fire Gibbons, fire sale the pitchers while they still have some value. It' okay boys there's always next year we'll get 'em then.
>>66680369
HI DRAPPER
T-thanks bullpen
w e l p
YES
BROCK STAR
HOLT UP
MEMEBALL AT IT AGAIN
>>66680338
What did I say
HOLY FUCK
HOLY FUCK
DRAPER FUCKING MATHEMAGICIAN
OMFG
OMFG
OMFG
OMFG
HOOOOOOLT
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
oh man
stroshows a bust sell it all firesale now
BROCK
HOLT
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Fuck my ass raw and call me a bitch
BROCKSTARRRRRR
>Jays relievers
This is what will kill us this year
.HOLT 45
>It's an early season Jay's bullpen exploding episode
CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM THE DANK
I'm watching the Raptors game as well and the obvious demographic difference between the two games is staggering lol
CANT BLOCK THE BROCK
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BROCK HOLT
WORLDS GREATEST HITTER
80 DINGER SEASON INCOMING
Drapper is kek
did that two armed guy end up making the 25 roster
>>66680418
wait till they both let out and mingle in the streets
HAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED BLUE GAYS FAGS
>>66680450
maybe another inning, old friend
heh
Ayy lmao it's a ballgame
>>66680450
don't worry were good for another 3 runs
and once we get to the 8th inning storen and osuna will take over and end it
>>66680271
Never been to Milestones. The Keg is pretty damn good and expensive, but not too pricey for that kind of food.
Maxie's is overrated and overpriced.
Keg > Moxies
Can you imagine if Joe Kelly didn't let in a grand slam
Do you guys think Dan should come back as the full time commentator with Buck being the colour again? Dan's not actually afraid to shit on players
>>66680450
GET FUUUUCKED
this bullpen makes me want to die
>>66680022
AYYYYYYYyyyy
BROCK HOLT.
HERO OF BOSTON
>>66680450
>fags
Not a good word :(
>>66680523
The bullpen is a big hole in this team that no one wants to bring up amid the hype.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufSQMXLO95w&nohtml5=False
>Japs in baseball
Should be against the law desu
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