grand salami edition
Hi Drapper
BASED BROCK
first for gary
Two salamis in one game, only in Toronto
Draper pls
canada was a mistake sell it all firesale now
THERE ARE MORE HI DRAPERS THE BROCKSTAR RETURNED DURING THE NIGHT.
>THE LEGEND OF BROCK HOLT
>>66680439
Gaysian
THIS UMP
WHAT THE SHIT WAS THAT
NOT A SINGLE ONE OF THOSE WERE STRIKES
CAN WE FUCKING THROW A STRIKE
MEME GAME
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Could you imagine boston starters with toronto's bullpen? They would get swept by AAA teams or even worse, the Phillies.
>>66680464
That was hillarious
The games between these 2 teams are gonna be fucking memey and so entertaining
Can some gif that tongue flick
Lmao let's put in the flyball fag trash player when we have our sinker balling ace on the mound lmbo thanks Atkins great aquisition
>>66680474
Red Sox had the worst bullpen in the AL last year bruh
Once koji went down, it was literally worse than the starters
we know the feeling
based ump saving us from this absolute shitter
>>66680475
genius
>>66680474
Ya it kinda sucks for sanchez, but not having him there leaves a pretty big hole
KILL SHAPIRO
KILL SHAPIRO
KILL SHAPIRO
KILL SHAPIRO
KILL SHAPIRO
KILL SHAPIRO
These teams can't pitch for shit. The rays dynasty begins now
>>66680475
Hi drapper
>>66680439
Who's that Ronaldo looking faggot?
Good home opener
One for the books no matter how it ends now
Red meat is disgusting. I only eat Tuna, Salmon and Turkey
>>66680507
The greatest sideline commentator ever
X DROPPING MANY SUCKAS
BASED X
BASED FUCKING X
>>66680478
definitely two of the most athletic/exciting teams in the league for sure, if not the top 2.
HAHA
TIME FOR FLYOUTS
damn haha this crowd must really love fly balls
Joey just can't catch a break
MATT BARNES
GOAT
Brock holt stopped that homerun
>is there anything this guy cant do
>>66680487
Good luck having one worse than ours this year m8. Will probably be 2-3 after tonight despite leading after 7 for 5 straight games.
>>66680543
very VERY good post
>96
since when did matt "the bust" barnes have that heat?
>>66680548
Now that we have Kimbrel, it can't be the worst. Unless both he and Koji get hurt.
Smith being hurt right now REALLY fucks us though.
>>66680534
Lots of plastic fans, who know nothing about baseball.
A part of me actually wants the Jays to tank this season, just so we can weed them out.
Daniel Nava sucks lol.
Wtf is a shneiders hot dog
Query lads
Do canadians play baseball?
>>66680534
Unlike you amerifats we love our balls to be flying free and easy instead of rolling in the dirt like pig dog
>>66680572
die
>>66680572
Delete this post please.
Also, I have no idea who you're talking about.
>>66680492
>I want to go home
>my knees hurt
>why is Jose yelling at me
>>66680572
tell me something I dont know
>>66680572
delete this please
>>66680561
and then the tickets will remain inflated, and real fans still won't go
>>66680577
not very goodly
>>66680577
No, just Martin and Saunders
>Gary Striewski @garystriewski 8m8 minutes ago
>ROME WASNT BUILT IN A DAY BUT IF BROCK HOLT WAS ALIVE BACK THEN IT WOULDVE BEEN BUILT IN TWO HOURS
>>66680611
thanks gary
>>66680561
Plastic faggot wanting to be a real fan detected.
A real fan always wants his team to win.
>>66680611
Based twitter post gary
>>66680577
yes, its fairly popular (at least it was when I was a kid like 15 years ago, dont pay attention to children's sports now). It's more popular in rural areas though, like my grandparents and great aunts and uncles are all huge baseball people. I think Im in the minority where I was basically raised on it, but I knew a lot of kids (including myself), who played baseball in the summer and hockey in the winter. It was almost unfathomable to me to not being either playing hockey, baseball or both at some point during the year.
>>66680611
I bet gary would brock his holt if you catch my meaning
>>66680641
I'm actually having a tough time understanding you.
>>66680641
no you're supposed to say 'holt his brock' because that sounds a little like 'h*ld his c*ck'
The Blue Jays need to get some outs if they want to end this game with a win.
>>66680622
"A real fan always wants his team to win"
Hahahahahaha! Who fed you that Disney shit?
I want the Leafs to tank! First draft pick, baby!
Welp I think I know where this is going
See, this is why the Red Sox will always be better than the Blue Jays. Boston is a city of rebels. People who will fight for their rights and have the greatest education in the fucking world. Boston also has little to no poverty. Toronto is a shit-hole that once had a crackhead mayor. Canada in general is a shit-hole that DECIDED to be an English colony and did not rebel like we did.
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TIME FOR THE LARGE FATHER
sox win 30-7
PAPI TIME
>>66680675
Heres your (you)
>>66680674
>jays propaganda telling me the jays have a really good bullpen
>mfw
>RED GLOVE
storen is a fuckin spy boys
>>66680675
And we have beans boston baked beans
>>66680669
>laffs fan
No wonder you want failure. You are used to every aspect of your life being shit.
Love jays-sox games. Never boring
Don't worry guys Cecil doesn't have an mlb record to break today, he'll pitch out the game
>>66680675
If boston's education is so good then why can't they speak English?
Checkmate
oops poasted in the ded tred
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufSQMXLO95w&nohtml5=False
>>66680704
What was the record he broke?
>>66680700
The classic Buttholez 9th inning collapse.
What a horrendous memory
>RJ Hunter is still relevant
LEt this meme die
>it's a papi gets walked episode
Is papi wearing an olympic medal?
>>66680700
lol koji looks weird in blue
omfg
blue jays? More like blue gays
hey what does it mean 'tied the game'???
BASED LARGE FATHER
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The Jays can't keep giving up runs if they want the W
Sigh
TIE GAME
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>it's a jays bullpen is garbage season
just burn it all down
>blow
>gays
DIS IS OUR FOOKIN CITY
>MEMEBALL
>>66680700
nice to see someone using my oc
remember not to eat a whole pepperoni pizza on your cut
Stick all relievers in the bullpen. Close it off and gas them all.
Fuck off
HOLY FUCK
omfg
HANRAM
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WATCH
Jesus Cecil has had a fucking awful start to the season.
>>66680793
50 reps of mcnuggets is good for a cut
LEAD CHANGE
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Sanchez shouldn't be in the bullpen they said...
>>66680675
>you can fight and kill for your freedom or you can just ask for it nicely
Do americans just not get it?
>>66680796
I think that's illegal
>it's a "guess who's having the meltdown" episode
how are they doing this with the ferrari still in the garage???
reminder that it was 7-2 at one point
>>66680728
he was about to break the record for consecutive appearances without giving up a run
>>66680815
Hi Drapper
>>66680811
Being stuck with this shitshow would turn him into shit too
>>66680787
Hey I remember that game too senpai
ALRIGHT ITS TIME TO LET THE FERRARI OUT OF THE GARAGE
>jays
>>66680815
It's not in the rulebook
>>66680838
Surprised he didnt pinch hit for holt
This is what pissed me off about Shitpiro's actions the most. Not letting Price or Revere go, but the fact that just about none of the pitchers signed to the bullpen looked worthwhile.
Early in the season blah blah blah, but honestly.
>>66680838
desu im surprised john hasn't taken shaw out in favor of the ferrari for defensive purposes yet
someone text the dugout ipad
>FACK
>YOUNG
literally y is this guy still here
TIME
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>blowing a 7-2 lead
fire sale etc
>>66680858
why did Beeston leave? they wouldn't let him so anything worthwhile?
>>66680858
Revere is a nobody and they were never re-signing Price
>>66680871
idk hes not even that young
>groins
FUCK OFF GOINS
>>66680858
but honestly, its early in the season lol
Why was tulo not on second?
>Jays fielding
>>66680858
Got a bunch of cheapies
Holt made him bobble it
Is there anything he can't do?
can't wait for Brock to win the triple crown
KEK
POO GAYS
LITERALLY
IMPLODING
DRAPER
SAY IT FOR ME BABE
>>66680860
TOP BANTZ
LE DIRT INFIELD
>GOINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>66680860
it's a good post i hope you get some replies from this
>>66680858
it is early in the season though
Gibby should've let drew get into it instead of panic swapping, would be better
Chavez is legit garbage though I'm pretty sure
Is it time for a grand slam?
Only time can tell
>dirt infield
I dont like this meme
Goins is a gold glove second baseman they said
Travis isn't good enough to take his starter spot back they said
>12-7
If the jays keep blowing leads with their bullpen like this they won't do shit this year.
Jesus fucking Christ call for the ball
>>66680911
you were too late
this is literally all your fault
>hanigan
>>66680911
>9 11
what does it all mean
>>66680918
100-7
>>66680911
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>66680920
Thanks for the insight Buck
>>66680887
>>66680907
I know, I'm slightly drunk and ranting. I'll be at the game tomorrow so all will be forgotten in a few hours and I'll be celebrating with the rest of them.
>>66680911
never forget those digits
is vazquez ever coming back? kelly doesn't deserve a personal catcher but he is an ace so i might be wrong about that
Is this good?
Season over, best to have no expectations this year
>>66680952
its a meme brah
>>66680941
Its the same shit as last year. They were terrible in 1 run games. I'm honestly skeptical. This bullpen has been absolutely shit since game 3.
Is Orsillo just doing home games?
wow this game is incredible. good thing it is really important for the standings because each baseball game counts for so much
>>66680952
hopcity is iight but never had that beer
>>66680948
i think kelly deserves a personal catcher he is after all an ace
You know the bullpen is bad when they can be up 7-2 and you know they'll blow it
>>66680907
trading hendriks for chavez was retarded, still not sure what he was thinking on that one
>>66680964
STOP
the blue jays got fucked over on that gay ass rule
>Pitching Tazawa
>AGAINST THE BLUE JAYS
JOHN
Chavez looked sharp in game 1, but his last 2 outings has been aweful
what is the meme ass robot pitch delivery
>taz against the blue jays
honestly im happy they finally punished bautista for cheating and it's only a matter of time before they suspend him for steroids
>>66680957
>>66680970
It's okay
It's like a less hoppy barking squirrel
>tazawa pitching
JUST
they're putting tazawa in here? he gets shelled every time in this building
>>66681009
it's over dude the blue jays have won this game
>>66680962
Jays have been within 3 games .500 record 93 games into the season for the last 9 years.
They will always find a way to start painfully average.
/nesn/fags who is your favorite ace of all time?
>Taz in Toronto
well fuck
>>66680997
>Manny Ramirez
Enjoy your tainted WS ring
>>66681032
misterzaka
>>66681032
All 5 from last year
>>66681020
Well you can't always rely on playing catch up.
>throwiNg high curveballs
>AGAINST THE BLUE JAYS
JOHN
THIS IS ON YOU IF IT HAPPENS
>>66681032
alfredo aceves
even has "ace" in his name
>>66681040
I am thank you enjoy your no rings in your lifetime lol
Nice makeup call ump
>>66680957
Oh shit I just noticed this
>>66681054
It's a good strategy to make the playoffs every 20 years
>>66681005
never cared for the hoppy beers but i like black oak's offerings
>>66681089
Last summer I took a liking to IPAs but they give me a worse hangover than lagers
Hoppy beer are good senpai
>>66681054
>being under 23 on 4chan
>being on 4chan
ISHYGDDT
>Martin hitting 0.63
>jays still scoring 5 runs a game
please just give us average pitching
umm don't drink beer on your cut guys
>>66681055
dude...
>>66681105
well higher alc% usually so i hope your accounting for that
Tarawa has his splitter going
Ogre
>>66681055
>>66681130
that's koji
Ryan can't come to the phone right now because he's Goins Goins Gone!
>>66681117
lol hannigan looks like he would drink your beer because hes an alcoholic
goins goins GONE
>>66681134
Ducking new note 5 has spellchecker shot on it
>>66681130
Tazawa doesn't have a splitter you moron. It's a curve. And half of them were way too high.
>1-2-3 Taz inning
I CAME
Farrel's chick.
>>66681133
Is rem dong holding her hand
>slut
FREAKIN WIND
>>66681133
last warning before I report your posts
>>66681145
Guess buck Martinez is a moron then
>>66681133
that is highly inappropriate conduct
>>66681129
Most are 5 or 6%
>Morning radio host says Kelly is elite
Is John Dennis autistic or is he just a drunk?
>>66681145
>Tazawa doesn't have a splitter you moron
your wrong
>>66681172
it's a gyro ball you retard
>>66681149
he is grabbing thigh
>>66681145
tazawa definitely throws a splitter
it goes 88, the curve is around 80mph
>>66681171
yes
>>66681185
being a retard is good idiot
>Floyd can go 2 maybe 3 innings
Oh Buck you boundless optimist...
>>66666666
>>66681159
You just figure that out moron?
>>66681171
dont listen to D&C unless youre a cuckservative
lol all the boys were getting hits i forgot about jbj
>>66681214
lol
>>66681214
why doesn't mookie get a hit?
on average what percentage of the crowd at a baseball stadium have a good grasp of the rules
>>66681214
i was informed he's starting the season really well
surely i wasn't lied to
>>66681211
Took me a while but your mom helped
>>66681232
idk why dont you text the dugout ipad and ask him?
>>66681251
well the problem is that he's in the box right now so i'd have to leave a voicemail
>>66681248
She's a moron too. You're even more moronic for learning about morons from a moron.
in Boston pretty low games kind of go like this
anyone up not named David Oritiz
CLAM CHOWDAH
David Oritz up
BUG PAPI
>>66681260
quick text now hes back in the dugout
>>66681264
That's pretty meta
I wonder what Don is doing?
I bet he is at home calling the game by himself :(
>>66681264
What can I say? I'm a moron's moron.
>>66681282
I miss Don
>>66681272
ya that's pretty spot on
yo forgot the shitty irish rock music
>>66681272
>CLAM CHOWDAH
that's good
>BIG PAPI
that's good
>>66681252
>tfw I witnessed a balk off
>the majority of the fans leaving the stadium thought we lost
>>we
Time to score now because you won't get shit off kimbrel
>Taz did okay agains the gays
Confidence improved I assume lads
that guy practically ran up to the pitcher's mound lmao
>>66681315
lol
>>66681295
SHOPPING UP IN BASTEN WOOOOO SWEET CARRADINE DA DA DA
what do you guys do during commercials
me: i pick my nose
>>66681324
Get another beer
