OFFICIAL BLUE JAYS HOME OPENER THREAD VS RED SOX
>JEWISH FRONT OFFICE EDITION
wew lad
>>66678222
is the jose bat flip the greatest moment in baseball history?
Is this the thread? Worst OP of all time
Do Red Sox fans even exist anymore or we have to wait until August when they might be in contention
>>66678236
greatest moment in all of history desu
>>66678245
I had a better one but forgot I was banned on my computer
>>66678269
>banned
S-Sean...?
>>66678222
Shit OP, but I gotta check those trips out
Saunders you autist, what are you doing
>>66678222
based shapoopro will let dolan, edwin, joey all walk and replace them with some shit players he drafted that wont amount to anything
Where are all the Boston fans? What the fuck the Yankee threads are full of fans.
>Saunders is so forgettable they didn't even mention him
poor guy ;_;
>>66678327
He's a bean counter. Say goodbye big contracts
A FUCKING LEAF
French Canada song!
>>66678343
he ran onto the field before his time to come out
REV UP THOSE JAYS IMAGES
>>66678358
IKR this french shit is so embarrassing, this isn't Ottawa or MTL ffs
>>66678365
Post rare Gibbies
Oh man there's going to be so much Canadian shitposting this year, it's going to be great.
>>66678338
Boston is the bandwagon capital of the world
>>66678347
He's going to run this club like a AAA and sell all the talent to his Jew buddies
>>66678398
>an entire country of potential shit posting
Its going to be great
>>66678397
based alcoholic manager man
>>66678365
should be a good season, boys
they put cheese in the crust guys
>>66678422
We will take Australia's crown this year.
Screencap this buds
>>66678222
I love shapiro
>Dan Schulman
My dick is ready.
>>66678397
>>66678436
>when that hangover is just killing you
>>66678452
fuck off mark
So many feels
>>66678452
Because he will destroy the Jays?
who else /putentirelifesavingsintojayswinningworldseriesthisyear/ here
ITS TIME
>>66678474
>that hint of feets
>>66678454
Shulman is the best if you ask me.
>>66678365
HERE WE GO
Is Shulman no longer with ESPN?
>>66678492
here's another one of her feets for you senpai
>>66678484
BUCK POSTING IS BACK
>little LOOP
Shulman better not be in the booth all year
>>66678474
Why would you do that? The Jays are a meme team.
>tfw stroman will be traded for picks his final year of arbitration
why cant i just fall into a coma and wake up after the shapiro destruction is over and the real rebuild begins
>>66678365
>>66678503
>her
>>66678511
>dome babbies
>delay
>EE at first
OH BOY
>>66678511
>picks
>this crowd losing their shit on each strike
Seriously though, the noise from the crowd is apeshit tonight
>>66678513
>Sanchez
schulman is based af 2bh deal with it
>a diminutive right handler
Don called him a manlet
>>66678541
gotta get value from those increased ticket prices
>>66678541
imagine an entire country edging for months
niggas is excited!
>>66678548
He's is a manlet though. It's not news.
>>66678436
>up 13-4
>still thinks "man i need a drink"
WHO /STROSHOW/ HERE?
>>66678554
>gotta get value from those increased ticket prices
Fuck are prices up this year?
le leadoff merchant :^)
>>66678397
>>66678587
They switched to the dynamic model, so games against hot ticket opponents are
>>66678599
Le lead off triple
TRIPS
R
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>Triple
Speedy mf
>mfw espn will broadcast surf instead of the game
SHUT IT DOWN THE GOYIM KNOW
>>66678617
Raptors do that too
Shit I used to get behind home plate 100s for like $70
>>66678637
gotta compete with those "downtown lifestyle" ppl who know nothing about baseball
>oh shit theres a runner in scoring position, better swing on complete garbage so i can get le high fives
fuck off you cunts just play normally
Donaldson didn't look right desu. I doubt he plays the entire game.
>>66678627
This game is free on MLB.tv
>that off target throw
>>66678627
this is the free MLB tv game
What happened to JBJ's arm
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wait so they scheduled a raptors home game on the same day/same time as the blue jays home opener? isnt there an iggy concert tonight as well? holy shit the traffic
LET'S GO BOSTON!!!
>>66678735
shoo shoo slimey limey
>>66678731
more like MLB scheduled a jays home opener on the same day as a Raptors last home game (I think?). Raptors can't exactly plan 4-5 months ahead
>tfw have Joe Kelly as a sneaky pick on draftkings
>also have stroman
Here's hoping for a 1-0 end to this game t bh
>>66678731
Tim and Sid mentioned it earlier before the game, I don't know the area at all im from BC but that chunk of toronto is going to be a fucking gongshow, both games started at the same time everyones going to get out probably within 30mins of each other... hahahahahh
>>66678778
No Raptors play 3 more games
Saunders is shook by the whole lack of announcement thing
Dat fucking gold chain
>>66678659
The stadium is gonna full of fucking downtown yuppies this year. Rogers is charging everyone up the ass. Tickets are like the 4th most expensive in the league.
>kobr retirement tour
>papi retirement tour right after
Truely the end of an era
>>66678828
>>66678797
the secret is in the fact that it's always a complete shit show and we're all conditioned to the pain, this will be nothing
also
>unironically driving downtown
apex lel
>>66678828
only 13 highest payroll, even after all that tv money too
>>66678778
>tfw flipping between jays and raptors while drinking on a Friday
Feels good man
Stroman is literally turning into cueto
Its absolutely disgusting that we let canadians play our great past time frankly i rather see cubans playing this great game than dirty canucks
Hanley STILL thinks he's fast
Is there anything Pillar can't do at center field?
>>66678868
>yfw Havana gets a team before Montreal
Farell
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Ortiz' shirt gets more unbuttoned and his necklace bigger every season. Good thing he is going to retire this year or he might be naked wearing a cinder block next April.
what contract would you offer kevin pillar right now if this was his last year of arbitration? (assume same age)
omfg
>>66678893
Good. Montreal is full of faggots and douchebags.
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Brockstar
Brock star.
>>66678859
Yeah it's bretty gud senpai
also.....Stro?.....talk to me Stro..
desu brock holt is literally the goat utility man
well that's it boys, pack it up. we had a good run. fire gibbons, trade dickey, trade the bullpen while they still have value.
honestly it's been a great year with you lads, we'll get them next season!
RED SOX ROLL CALL
>walking the shitty backup catcher
>>66678913
hi draper
WELL THATS IT
FIRE SALE WHEN?
>>66678945
Hey pal
STROMAN PLS
Red Sox fan here.
Came back from drinking then beating my stupid wife. What did I miss?
>jackie bustlley jr
DFA
F
A
Firesale when?
apparnetly raptors official insurance sponsor is sun life. fcking disgusting. do the jays have an insurance company in their list of official sponsors
>>66678960
post her tits and ass
the wheels fell off bros :(
>>66678932
GOAT Mookie reporting in
If it notta been for the good lawd and the starbrock we would notta hadda nare notta single 1 game champs of the world champions championship win 2015.
Is Hazel Mae Filipino or Mexican?
>>66678932
baker sensei checking in
There are no more hi drapers the messiah returned during the night.
>>66678975
How come Goldstein, does that affect your portfolio?
>>66679001
Shes of the asian persuasion
>>66679009
post more weeb sox stuff
I'm watching this game with my buddies at Finnegan's bar right now. Giving hand jobs in the bathroom if any one is interested.
>>66679001
Is she with blue jays cause that would be some traderous scum
>>66679012
sry but there are
>>66678945
>>66679022
>tfw no weeb 6ix
>>66679033
THERE ARE NO MORE HI DRAPERS.
>>66679034
speaking of 6 when is drake dropping vft6? youre canadian so he lets you in on secrets right?
>>66679022
unfortunately there's not all that much
Im here boys, who scored and who is gonna win?
How is my boy Kelly doin?
>>66679038
pls use your indoor voice
>bustgaerts
>bustgaerts
DFA
F
A
I hope Stroman suffers a life ending injury
>>66679047
>Unironically listening to drake
>>66679038
Hi dropper
>>66679024
>red Sox fans
>>66679083
>not unironically listening to drake
>>66679001
flipachino
>>66679024
>hand jobs
Never
Captcha 416
Joe Kelly takes fucking forever to pitch Jesus Christ
Blue Jays bros why do the Orielols and Gays suck so much?
why arent there more black muricans in baseball
hey guys sorry i just got back from work and picked up some bbq but im watching the game right now 2015 cy young winner joe kelly doesnt look much like an ace tonight but we will see
Nice at bat Pillar you k*ke
>>66679108
he's just being an asshole trying to fuck with hitters timing
>Pillar, who is Jewish, was born in the Los Angeles district of West Hills to Mike and Wendy Pillar.[1][2][3][4] His mother is Jewish and his father is Christian; Pillar had a Bar Mitzvah.[2][5]
Neat.
SHAQ
>>66679083
>I don't listen to Drake
>>66679127
He's a filthy kike
Pablo would have just shit himself.
Ferrari would've done it better
>>66679111
Because they're in Baltimore and Tampa Bay
>>66679139
Pablo wouldnt have even made an attempt at it
I must say im pretty happy with how Hanley has been developing but Sandoval needs to fucking die
>50 pitches through 2 innings
You're never gonna make it Kelly
>>66679127
Shit I thought the Hebrew Hammer was just a meme
I miss our mascot ;-;
A reminder: Pillar is Jewish
Let that sink in
>>66679166
I kind of lost some respect desu
Look at all those fans, wonder where they were back in 2012
When will Roger Centre go back to Pre July 2015 levels?
I'm guessing mid June
>>66679166
>"jewish" is a race
>jewish people have to constantly remind us they're not white
Funny how that works
>>66679180
yeah but they had a killer offseason
Wow that really sucks for the Cubs
Anyone else notice that flickering wall in center field? Seizures incoming
>>66679207
Yet we won the whole thing that year
XANDER
HE"S BACK
2016 ALL STAR GAME< PREPARE YOURSELF
>>66679216
I hope what happens to Schwarber happens to the Yankees and Blue Jays
>this is an ace in toronto
You are reading this poast in Don's voice. ^__^
Also omfg
>>66679228
>2016
>not owning a 120 hz television
Ew
anyone see that hit
>>66679241
I want nothing more than to see the Yankees have a losing season in my life time. I would shit post till I fucking died.
The Blue Jays are fucking awful. Won't even win 80 games.
>>66679257
I would be so happy if Stroman dies
>>66679200
>caring about what race someone is
Must be nice living 60 years ago
>>66679162
Me too bruh.
>>66679263
Sandoval might die of a heart attack this game with his 300 lb 20 million dollar a year frame.
>>66679180
>implying every home opener isn't a sellout
The Red Sox are fucking awful. Won't even win 80 games.
>>66679280
Canada is so irrelevant
>>66679280
this please, if he dies his money comes off the books.
that's why the yankees staged cory lidle's death
>>66679280
how do you get that fat with an army of trainers and fitness coaches?
>doesn't even hustle
What faggot
Donaldson has prolly the worst hair iv ever seen on an athlete
>>66679288
>>66679284
>w-we can show up o-once a y-year!
>>66679297
He lunches with Howie Carr.
>>66679310
You clearly haven't seen John Jaso yet this season
>>66679314
That you mom?
>>66679288
>having to choose between Trump and Bernie
Christ! What a deluded shithole America has become!
>>66679280
>>66679280
>literally implying anyone ITT would be upset if that happened when we have Shaw
>>66679324
eh buddy?
>>66679314
Post more high test pls
ACE
Joe KKKKelly
>>66679317
>implying they only sell out once a year
Americans can't into banter
There's nothing wrong with Boston.
> Greatest sports teams in the world
> Greatest public education system in the world
> Greatest universities in the world
> Barely any poverty
> Great public transportation
>>66679339
Are you digging through you family albums then putting an American flag over it because you wish you could be us?
>yfw jays hitting blows this year, but has a shut down bullpen
>>66679358
>>66679358
That was cringeworthy banter to be honest my friend
Just visiting from the Royals bread
>>66679371
>you will never be american
I will send you some american cum friend
The blue jays haven't had a big inning yet this season
>>66679380
Get out queer
>>66679357
>getting cucked by terrorists
>>66679392
And they never will :)
What memes have I missed senpaitachi?
How exactly do you guys pronounce the "wew" in wew lad?
>>66679380
Did you guys remember to give that ginger beard, faggot his ring?
>>66679397
>tfw my internet shits the bed during the evenings
>>66679414
WOO
I'm walking down to 7-eleven for beer, does anyone want anything?
>>66679414
Queermo fag
The Blue Jays need to score more runs if they want to win the game
>>66679427
Some crack from the guy loitering out back pls
>>66679414
wew, lad
>>66679414
like this
https://youtu.be/eSOSJ68xOBA?t=52s
Blue Jays fans whatever happened to Joe Carter, Im not a fan of your team by any means but his walk off in '93 is one of the coolest televised moments in baseball
>>66679421
Move to a better country fag
>>66679427
Yeah grab a bottle of water for me too bud
>>66679427
50 mcnuggets text me when you get back also fris
>>66679034
Where did all of these mericans come from? This is a maple leaf thread
>>66679466
Deal with irrelevant country queer
>>66679393
>>66679416
>>66679466
uh they're not even in the playoffs lol
SURRENDER PRONTO OR WE'LL LEVEL TORONTO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEMBTynPzTI
>>66679421
I take it you are a Rogers customer?
man, they're really trying to set up stroman to be an epic flop as ace eh
Stroman is a nigger
>>66679471
But no one's got the time to deal with you, you irrelevant country queer,
Guerin what kind of fing name is that
Parent proabbly said karen with boston accent
>>66679448
stars in commercials, probably fucks bitches
>Guerin Austin
>>66679488
You replied faggo
>>66679491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WCFbdOOmOY
>>66679498
>Jewner is never going to allow Gary to be a sideline reporter again because he called them out last year for being dicks to Don
>>66679357
Except it's dirty as fuck and full of Irish ""people"""
>>66679512
Canadians aren't people
>>66679448
I've seen him in shitty joint supplement commercials alongside a borderline milf
