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FIGHTNIGHT TARD ROTHWELL HYPE THREAD
Reminder that it's gonna be a sunday card
other uncle dana cards: http://m.ufc.ca/schedule
news:
>cuckbib fighting a who
>weidshit family thread cuck btfo
>holly got blacked. ikr no surprise lmao
>ngannou is goat. ikr...
old leaf bread>>66670395
NGANNOU
All these mugs scrambling to make a new thread. Pathetic.
B I G
U
L
L
Rose + Ngannou = <3
ngannou plus rose equals happy man me
You all jumping the Ngannou train...
I remember when you all laughed because he's speciality was crossfit.
>>66675800
I train cross fit 3 times a day MINIMUM now, when will I look like Ngannou?
What do you mean Holly got blacked
>>66675800
i didn't laugh, i was on the team since day one lad, i do crossfit 3 times per week MINIMUM
>>66675944
I guess memes really are becoming reality
>>66675997
it's the current year of memes, we literally will get wojak vs pepe elections lad
literally who
>>66675944
>66675944
Holly getting railed by Jones doesnt surprise me at all, I bet its been happening for awhile.
Yoel definitely isnt getting any play though, unless you count shouting from the doorway.
>HEY JON
>WHAT HAPPEN YOU
>NO DRIVE DE CAR
>*sits on stool and breathes heavily*
jones has weird wide hips/waist for a black guy. at least he compensates and almost forms a v-taper with the huge upper body
>>66676072
kek
plus look at jon claiming holly holding her shoulder, her body is aimed towards him. yoel got curbed kek
>>66676072
LMAO
>>66675944
Holly looks pretty good in that pic
miesha is a true butterface. fake tits and possibly augmented ass too. shame. she could have been like a bootleg dani daniels if she did porn
Just put a $20 parlay on Ngannou and Rothwell
I hope the big boys come through for me, then I basically get Dark Souls 3 for free
>>66676174
>for jon
>>66676179
Her butt is real but nothing special, evidence is basicly video footage over the years
The tits are 100% fake and shouldve been bigger since theyre fake anyway desu
>>66676234
good lad, putting a cheeky 50 on the same parlay
spain btfo?
404
0
4
>>66676234
I put $20 on Junior.
Daily reminder that Ngannou hits like hes trying to rend his opponents soul from his body.
Blaydes better bring his S rank wrestlefucking game
>>66676234
Don't put muney on Ngannou, Blaydes is going to run through him. Believe me.
>>66676603
Blaydes only chance is 15 minutes of dryhump
Which is very possible, but its not like hes a threat to finish
>>66676587
eat shit cunt
>le op news
we /ngannou/ now
>>66676608
All wins (no losses) via TKO. He's gonna take him down, make him work, make him gass and get a stoppage.
It won't be pretty. But it will be simple and effective.
>>66676626
If he gets the TKO finish I will post a pic of my dick with a donut on it with timestamp
>>66676597
Giga nigger is gonna get rekt as soon as he fights someone good
>>66676644
Thats ok, no need.
>>66676651
>heavyweights
>good
What an idiotic Janitor
You guys are idiots too for making so many threads ffs
Who's looking forward to Sundays card?
>>66676668
you answered yourself
it's still frday
asking about sunday
on friday
asking heem
about sunday
on friday
(You)
>>66676614
>>66676614
are you my arianny nemesis?
>>66676651
>le blaydes will win
>le blaydes wasn't even "good"
fuck off m8
>>66676668
idk what you're talking about, I made a /ngannou/ thread, it's the evolution of heem, the dank meme thread. stay in the backwards /heem/ for your shit discussions lad
>>66676668
The closer the card gets the slower time goes.
>>66676709
What are you even trying to say lad
Speak English pedro
>>66676738
WE
/NGANNOU/
NOW
>4 heavyweight fights on the main card
This will either be a card of brutal KOs or a bunch of shitty gassed decisions. No middle ground
jon jones
NOMATTERWHEREYOUCUMBOYIMSUCKINGGETYOURSHITTOGETHER*dropsmic*
Who kickin /CrAsian/ here?
We /asianstreetmeat/ tomorrow!
>All you wanna do is sit in a comfy /heem/ thread and post the night away
>Autist thread wars ruined it
>>66676668
Went to youtube to get the weight ins in another tab, remember that the card is sunday and not tommorrow
>You know remember bret rodgers was beating the shit outta the "goat"
>>66677038
Arlovski was also beating the shit out of the GOAT.
They both got heemed tho.
>you now remember Fedor's only legit loss was to Werdum
>>66677038
And then he practically got decapitated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdvnCJrvSzQ
Luke is literally perfect
>>66677097
>Got heem'd by a middleweight
>>66677097
>you now remember Fedor's only legit loss was to Werdum
KEK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gDswWi4iLg
/heem/ is so fucking shitty these days its unbelievable
fuck all of you autistic FAGGOTS
>>66677133
hendo is a beast though
>>66677172
At least we have posts like yours to help with overall thread quality
>>66677268
no tomorrow, the event is on sunday
>>66677268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX1mpfmgQF0
>>66677276
realised it was a dumb question after
thanks
>>66677115
>>66677133
Hendo and Silva were both on PEDs that happened to be legal at the time cause the commissions are stupid
>tfw no lithuanian bf to banter and watch fights with then cuddles and sex
Are we watching Legacy tonight lads?
anyone wanna watch fights and heemspeak
>>66677360
i can be your boyfriend
>>66677392
i can do a bit in like 20 mins, need shower first.
>>66677409
solid
>>66677392
aight
>>66677347
>Fedora wasn't on roids
>I rate Fedor
>>66677392
no I'm going outside for a bit
>>66675944
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>66676703
why is this picture still up?
>>66676703
she has nice tits but absolutely no hips, very unfortunate
>>66677392
server?
Now that Holly is a known coalburner who Team Paige now?
>>66677547
>nice
>implants
select one
>>66677633
nice for implants
whats the heemspeak deets
>chin prime for deletion
>traumatized by what Cain did to him and is going Gray Maynard and will never be good again
>can never fight for the title again because was given two shots and was destroyed
>lost all gains
>move to American Top Cucks
>is going to get destroyed by Big Ben
Who /BellatorBound/ here?
>>66677656
Who /GYNO/ here?
>>66677611
she dated these two, a polynesian and a native american
>parlay of nigganou and big ben triples your money
shaking
>>66677640
>being so insecure about your body you pay tens of thousands of dollars to have silicone bags put into your chest
>>66677595
>>66677665
ts41.gameservers.com:9185
>>66677665
>>66677595
ts41.gameservers.com:9185
don't think anyone is there atm, mostly done for events and intimate fightfan stuff
>>66677696
i'm on now
>>66677671
There's this fighter called Zach Light. He was in the UFC and fought Pete Spratt. If you find the fight the guy had titties. Like flap jack titties. Felt bad man.
tfw both boxing cards this weekend are infinitely better than the trash the UFC is putting out on Sunday
>>66677806
>boxing
>ever not shit
>>66677806
>5 HW fights
>trash
DON'T YOU WANT SOME SPICY HEEMS ?
>>66677836
found the 15 year old
>>66677611
> took a pic with her training partners
> blacked, coal burner
> I find it funny to act like this
>>66677806
>watching chink and spic manlets over ngannou and big ben
top cuck
>>66677846
guaranteed i'm older than you
>>66677855
>"training partner"
get a load of this oblivious nu male cuck
>>66677846
on TV boxing is still better than poker, golf, bowling, NFL, hockey, and fucking soccer
>>66677702
4 chimps
>>66677855
>hello, i am from australia and i am new to /sp/
>>66675944
why are they swimming in undies? This picture makes no sense
This thread is for cucks. That is all.
>>66677917
why does she look so much like one?
>>66677926
didn't even realise that lmao, holly wew kek
>muh god
B L A C K E D
>>66677927
glad you could join us
>>66677946
I'm only posting twice in this cuck thread. This post and the previous one. I'll wait till the next thread before posting again.
>>66677960
if you're scared get a dog
>>66677960
oh no pls don't go we will miss your quality posts :O
why are you all voting for trump, you skinhead homo-sport lovers?
https://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mma-cagewriter/bob-arum---fans-of-the-ufc-are-donald-trump-supporters-230855435-boxing.html
>>66677677
Everyone is doing it.
If either loses /heem/ will be BTFO
>>66678038
I just want to troll the world.
>>66678038
>a jew afraid of Trump's America
sounds like a good start to things
>>66678038
He's a former mma promotor so he's gonna make mma great again
>>66678038
Im voting for Trump for no other reason than how unbelievably butthurt it makes liberal faggots
>>66678038
>“The fans of boxing support Hillary [Clinton], Bernie [Sanders], and maybe John Kasich, so there's a difference,” Arum said.
So cucks? I mean they aren't even good quality blacks. Mayweather, Boner, Maidana? All manlets and poor quality mandingos. Rumble, Reem, Jones, Nigganou,Chael Sonne all prime mandingos who could give my wife ground and pound in bed. She wouldn't give Mayweather a second look.
>>66678098
There's been a handful of grisly cartel murders here in Arizona but the cops are working harder than they have in the history of the department to cover it up.
Nothing like some savage executions to make people realize how fucking useless and not needed the police have become.
>>66678168
the people in control, whoever the fuck they are, truly won't be happy until everything good about western civilization is dead
>>66678212
Things will collapse into tribalism long before then.
But yes, I have trouble fathoming why we let the absolute worst scum of humanity, 'people' that can barely be called human, call the shots.
It's not even a conspiracy theory anymore that there is an agenda pushing hard to make everything twisted, disgusting, and the literal opposite of what it should be.
Look at our society now and look at it even 15 years ago. It doesnt even feel like the same planet.
>>66678212
why? if youre in charge dont you want to rule over the best empire possible? who the fuck wants to be boss of some shitty ruins
>>66678272
You're mentally ill.
I'm so fucking hungry lads this is unreal
>>66678302
Without a doubt. I'm also going to thrive in the coming chaos.
You're not.
>>66678318
Eat then
>>66678328
Ok brb
>>66677665
>>66677696
>>66677707
I would be on but hanging out with friends.
>>66678340
we're the only friends you need lad
>>66678371
playing a pen and paper game
for nerds. I will be on after. Should just be a couple hours.
>>66678383
What's this pen and paper game?
>my roommate unironically put $50 on Junior
>>66678418
JDS is ruined goods
Cain literally ended his career
>>66678403
Ops and Tactics. Pretty /k/
>>66678418
i bet that chick is such a stuck up bitch
Randa Markos is pretty fitefu in redhead desu
>>66678383
have fun m8, goin to sleep here
>Hues post-USADA
>>66678318
grill yourself a spider
>>66678468
Ok. Cant wait to see you on the Croatia Card
>>66678477
nova uniao is what like 0-20 since USADA
>>66675944
>damn that oreo
top jej
>>66676072
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cucking_stool
>>66675944
What do you boys reckon then? Was there p in v action or just memes?
>>66678693
>Was there p in v action or just memes
Why does every MMA fighter have shit Guillotine defense?
>Don't protect the neck
>Doesn't try to posture up.
>Doesn't put pressure on the hips.
I NEED SOME FRESH HEEEEEEEEEEEEMS
Sweet
>McGreggor vs Diaz 2 odds are dead even
Holy shit JUST!
>>66678328
>>66678479
Made a green smoothie and some toast
Thanks for following my blog
>>66678776
that's actually a nice belt desu. looks way better than the ufc belt.
>>66678787
>green smoothie
t. nu male
>>66678807
>he's not a vegan
Lmao @ ur "life"
>>66678787
Awesome m8
As for myself, I'm going to bed because I'm travelling halfway through France tomorrow for football
Don't forget to like and share
STOCKON MOTHERFUCKER
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K
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>>66678853
you fucked up retard
>>66678882
I tried my best. Please just delete my post while I delete my life now.
>>66678904
at least you're not a soccer fan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBmv-mpwdx0&feature=youtu.be
11 minuted in
Faber says TJ looks like a bitch because of USADA
ROIDS COMFIRMED
>>66678977
Faber is such a faggot
>>66678977
Oh god this faggy fucking interviewer needs to shut the fuck up.
>>66677916
only 2 of them are correct
>>66677668
JDS is my absolute favorite fighter and it sucks what happened to him. I gave him the benefit of the doubt after the Stipe fight, but the Overeem fight was just sad. It's not so much his chin, or skill. He's just lost all the aggression he used to have when he was climbing the ranks.
Hard to pick this fight because on paper, he should be able to beat Ben, but Ben is surprising and I like him a lot too, plus I almost always side with the up and comer vs the guy on the slide.
>>66678460
Yeah she is.
>tfw you will live to see the UFC fold in your lifetime
>>66679249
When Honda, McGob, and Jones get btfo.
Then we will have peace
>>66679102
Ben is just too damn tough for scared-Junior. JDS wont
He will eventually crack the Brazilian and send him down
>>66679265
all those people got BTFO except jones who is a legit MONSSTERRR, we won't have peace until pride rules
>>66673820
>hard punching memegregor is not our boy
>hard punching memedarkie is our boy
Stay cucked, cucks
>Youtube recommending me a Cockhold video
No thanks. What a disgrace.
>>66679292
memegregor is an official heem fighter, most people in here who were talking shit about him were just trying to annoy the irish flags or like nate better
The Rock vs John Cena confirmed for 200 co-main event. Are you goofs happy?
>>66679343
never liked him, fuck off faggot
>>66679265
>Jones was the only ufc fighter to get sponsored by Nike for millions
>Now has to wear Reebok for pennies
Jones was already btfo
>>66678977
>cowhurd
how is this guy still on tv?
>>66677115
>hendo was at light-heavyweight for fedor fight
>fedor got heemed by a middleweight
>nate at 170 despite most of his fights at 155
>n-no, Conor lost to a welterweight
>>66679366
talk some shit after you eat my left hook, you won't be able to talk at all nigga ill fuck you up
>>66678977
>faber trying to sell the fight
kek
>>66679398
Hendo had only just returned to LHW, he only lost to Jake fucking Sheild the MW champs two fights before he perma deleted Fedoras chin
He was fucking 207lbs for that fight
>>66678977
Faber just let slip that Dillashaw was on roids at TAM...
>>66679285
Only pride rules I want are the scoring system, soccer kicks, and 12-6 elbows
>>66679523
>Pride Rules
>Elbows
guess again.
>>66679373
by who? himself?
>>66678977
DILLASHAWS GUNA FREAK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfYi9RhlfiY
FRANK MURR POPPED FOR ROIDING
http://www.ufc.ca/news/ufc-statement-on-frank-mir-april-8-2016
>The UFC organization was notified today that the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency (USADA) has informed Frank Mir of a potential Anti-Doping Policy violation stemming from an in-competition sample collected the day of his fight on March 20, 2016 in Brisbane, Australi
>>66679964
muh tainted suplements
>>66679964
I'M KINDA SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
>>66679964
Imagine how shitty he'd look without roids.
>>66679964
he still lost
>>66679964
>roiding for this
>2016
>still not realizing everyone is using PEDs
>still not realizing mcmeme is the #1 offender
>>66679964
Oh shit
>>66679964
Hoping for his sake it was EPO or something
>>66679964
Damn.
>>66680016
I'm not really. Now if it were Hunt I'd be surprised.
>>66679964
NOOOOO FRONK
you were the chosen one
>>66680216
Back when he was trying to compete with the size of carwin and the other big guys of course I wouldn't be surprised. Actually I'm fairly confident he was roided to the gills. But seeing the shape he's in now I'm surprised
Post your natty boy. One of your boys who is for sure natty.
>>66679964
>roiding to get get heemed
Fake sage where you at
>>66679964
Damn
>>66680554
this is genuinely scary to look at
>>66680554
Anyone who can look at this and defend weight cutting needs to step into mark hunt's office
Your allowed to go back in time and change the outcome of one match, which one do you choose?
For me it would be Sonnen vs Silva, the relentless Shittalking by the Shael and the relentless shitposting on Heem at the time nearly combined to create the ultimate storm of meme magic. He was completely dominating the fight and with 2 minutes to go in the 5th gets caught in a fucking triangle. That outcome hurt my fucking soul, it would of been nice for him to get a belt.
>>66673842
someone should edit this and add bbcs instead of cakes
Lads I watched that rampage vs wanderlei fight today where rampage got heemed and lay on the ropes motionless.
Weird to see much a tough guy get heemed like that
>>66680751
ronda vs holm
>>66680367
Super Sagu
>>66680827
I was watching this video someone linked in here where Luke Thomas was talking about how strong mentally you have to be to come back from getting heemed. He mentioned how Bisping got heemed brutally at UFC 100,most watched UFC ever, and all those people around the world saw him get murdered. And what happened? He came back,didn't change his style and didn't stop talking shit. Rampage got fucked up,badly by Wanderlei. And he never quit talking shit or standing and banging.Except for the Rashad fight where both guy didn't want to get embarrassed for all the shit they talked. A lot of people never come back. Think what you want about them but from them to come back being killed is admirable. Some guys never come back right. JDS,Rashad, and Gray come to mind.
u guys watching legacy 53?
http://zunox.hk/zunox1.html
>>66681039
is dat HD or sd?
>>66681039
>http://zunox.hk/zunox1.html
I am now. Thank you.
>>66680718
Hunt cuts 20-25 pounds to even make 265, wtf are you on about m80?
Dominick Cruz interview.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEbzue_TUwo
Big Ben interview.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xx72-8iZ24
Tim Kennedy chokes out Steve-O.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1DPKHKA2os&nohtml5=False
Griffin/Evans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lx-28yB8vP0
Basketball jiujitsu fight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27FH-nXP1xU&nohtml5=False
>>66679964
Wait, he gets caught for roiding now that his physique is horrible? He looks like he doesn't even train anymore, let alone roid. And this was a test on fight day, so he's passed this test when he was 255lbs shredded.
>>66681150
He probably thinks Hunto should cut to LHW or middleweight not thinking about Hunto's samoan genetic disposition making that scenario retarded
>roid
>still get heem'd in the first
>>66681254
did he test positive?
>>66681164
>Pulling your yoha pants over your fat belly
Do Amerifats really do this?
>>66681277
Canada"-fats." She's Canadian.
>>66681267
not yet but he's probably going to retire anyway if he does
>>66681254
not like it hasn't happened before. he got mauled by Shane "Plebbitor" Carwin when he was roiding to the gills, and again by Josh Barnett when he had a TRT prescription
>>66679964
Not even surprised, former TRT user popped for roids, who cares?
>>66681303
Whats the difference?
>>66680696
A 168lb guy cutting to 145 is really nothing. End this meme.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/8/11390080/ufc-199-headliners-react-to-new-csac-weight-cutting-rules
"Faber said his MMA Inc. management team is looking into it. He is concerned, because he cuts from 163 pounds to reach the 135-pound bantamweight limit."
Faber cuts more than McGregor.
>>66679233
I really want a Randa nipslip. Very curious as to what color those nips are.
>>66681323
Canadians are far more similar to Europeans than they are to Americans.
>>66681254
They said the EPO would help my stamina.
Not my chin's stamina I guess.
>>66681330
>End this meme.
Is it really a meme tho?
why do flyweights exist?
this better be a good fight...
but instead it will be a goof fight
>>66681390
Yes. Your 'eye test' is irrelevant. He is 168lbs in the bottom picture, 145lbs in the top. That's an actual measured weight, so we don't need your opinion on how he looks. Based on the numbers, it's not really an outrageous cut.
who Heemspeak here?
>>66681510
but he cut to 168
>>66681510
Based on the picture, you're fucking retarded m8.
Why do people give Fedor shit for being heem'd by a middleweight when that middlewight is Dan fucking Henderson at 205-ish
Casuals who don't know anything about Hendo?
>>66681525
No he didn't.
>>66681525
No, he didn't, he actually ate more than usual
>>66681532
> the actual measured weights don't matter, the pictures, bro.
>>66681510
23 pounds of water weight is absolutely an outrageous cut, it just isn't that uncommon in the UFC.
>>66681522
i might, feeling pretty lonely tonight tbqphwy family
>>66681556
get in and watch some Legacy. You know the server?
>>66681550
>not calculating height into the equation
you got it all figured out bud
>>66681544
>>66681550
how do u know he didnt cut to 168?
>>66681585
because he didn't, holy shit.
>>66681525
Are you retarded? Makes no sense he'd cut three extra pounds if he only needed to make 171
>>66681603
i forget which one, but Andersen Silva cut to 182.5 once for a 185 title fight. migt have been leites give me a second to look
Frank Mir was never my boy.
>>66681556
ts41.gameservers.com:9185
address
>>66681664
what happened to her neck?
>>66681653
He is a cringemaster and I like seeing him lose
>>66681333
>>66681688
Looks normal to me, Anon.
>>66681708
>My daughter's being raised in a 3rd world country
Yeah you can say that again amirite people
is the cage in legacy always this small?
>>66681765
DELETE THIS!
>>66681831
>>66681765
?
She's being raised in Thailand.
dude just walked out with a hammer lol
what does this signify?
>>66681931
When you carry a hammer you have to put it down somewhere.
>>66681931
He's about to get heem'd by Chuck Liddell
(Skinnyreem reference)
>>66681603
fighters cut below the limit all the time, hell why would nate cut to 169 u fucking goofball
conor prolly cut to 168 so he looks small to retard goofs like u
>>66681931
was it dada5000??
>>66681963
McGregor was underweight going into the weigh in, you would know this if you weren't casual scum posting like you know something about the topic.
>>66681831
kek
>To all my fans and supporters,
>I recently been notified by USADA that the test I took on the night of the fight came back for a substance that I did not take. I don't know how that is possible as I did not take any performance enhancing drugs (PED) to compete. I have never tested positive for a banned substance since joining the UFC and becoming a 2x champion. I ask all of you to hold judgement [sic] against me until all the facts have been revealed.
>>66682003
ok anderson oh i mean murr
>>66682003
I beleib him
>>66682084
>you will never have blind loyalty for your BOY like James Tennant does
feels bad man
>>66682003
he did look like shit for someone on PEDs, at least what I would consider a PED anyway
>>66682123
Mir doesn't even say he's never used them, just that he's never tested positive. Brock used to dance around the question like that too.
>>66682123
Name of short haired gril?
anybody train today?
>>66682084
don't know how to link to specific posts but the comments are great,
https://www.fb.com/OfficialFrankMir/
>>66682153
>He believes physique means anything
lmaoing at your life
>>66682123
fedor never took peds
>The city of Moscow in charge of not using peds
hmmm
>you now remember conrad mcgregger
>>66682189
>implying it means nothing
>argentina
makes sense
>>66680216
He was a week before 42 during that fight, I wouldn't have been surprised
>>66682225
It literally doesn't mean anything. Yes you can have a better body doing roids, but we have SO many examples of roid users who look like death that is fucking stupid trying to pin point who is using and who is not.
>The burger states of america in charge of understanding logic
>>66682212
Can you shut up about Conor until 200 please?
It's nice to get some peace and quiet now that he's lost
>>66682193
probably why he got memed on by TRT middleweight Hendo
>>66682260
People can discuss whatever they want. If you don't like it, hide their posts or filter his name.
>>66682252
>It literally doesn't mean anything.
>argentina in charge of logic
Updated
Main Card:
Ben Rothwell vs. Junior dos Santos
Gabriel Gonzaga vs. Derrick Lewis
Francis Ngannou vs. Curtis Blaydes
Timothy Johnson vs. Marcin Tybura
Igor Pokrajac vs. Jan Błachowicz
Maryna Moroz vs. Cristina Stanciu
Done in one.
>>66682271
Oh great now we have Irish-American shitposters too
What young fighters will be dominant champs once the current top fighters of each class retire?
>>66682276
It doesn't mean anything for two facts
1- there are natural people who have amazing physiques
2-there are roids users who look like death, they happen to be at least half of all the people who gets caught.
>>66682296
my fitefu will be champion
>>66682261
>memed on
Fedor was getting the better of him
Watch the fight, it's great
>>66682296
She is gonna sheem Miesha in the first
>>66682312
this post is correct
>>66682296
>>66682316
Munster 2bh
who /warriors and gangsters/ here?
>>66682296
I can't believe people think she's going to beat Miesha, it's like they haven't seen either of them fight
>>66682316
What do you like about your fightfu?
Whats she like?
>>66682312
So we just forget memories, previous photos, critical thinking in general and we just go straight to a required blood test?
>>66682331
She better or she's DONE
>>66682358
i like it when she lays her head on my chest when we are in bed
any man who weighs over 230lbs is a roider
>>66681987
then why would he gain weigh to get to 168?
its much more likely he cut to 168 then he bulked up to 168
>>66682399
How do you figure?
>>66682288
Santos
Lewis
The Bull
Johnson
Blachowics
Moroz
>>66682405
Fedor was 230 and never failed a test :^)
>>66682404
...the fight was at 170. he agreed to a fight at 170 before he weighed 170.
>>66682288
dos Santos by r2 TKO
Gonzaga by r3 TKO
Ngannou by cucking
Tybura by unanimous decision
Pokrajac by croatian rigging
Moroa by split decision
>>66682428
If i gain 20 pounds id be on roids then?
>>66682405
239 is the natty limit
>>66682252
This, obviously if a guy looks massive and crazy vascular at 6% bodyfat he's roiding, but the reverse doesn't work. You can't point at someone who has a shit physique and say that their physique proves they aren't roiding.
Virtually every ranked UFC fighter uses PEDs anyway so it's kind of pointless to try to figure out which ones are on the gas. 95% of the time the answer is yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBmv-mpwdx0
>>66682432
you dont have to weigh 170 to fight at 170 u fucking 189 casual
Does anyone here want to defend your picks? Tell me why you think those people would win?
>>66682404
It's actually much more likely that he weighs 168 normally and he just didn't cut weight or bulk up at all
>>66682296
Nunes, Cyborg, Holm, Zigzagoon, Joanna, and Claudia
Out for the 60+ female fighters in the ufc, these are the only ones that can strike. Now prove me wrong.
>>66682329
>because he was doing good for a bit, it means he didn't get memed
so, Mcgoober was dominating the first round and looking really good against Diaz before he got embarrassed
I have seen it,It's a good fight but he got memed on regardless, the apparent GOAT heavyweight losing to some one 2 weightclasses below him. Its a memeing of the highest order
>>66682481
no, but it'd be preferable. wouldn't you think, literal dimwit?
Quick survey, lads:
Me and you, three rounds. Do you think I would heem you?
[ ] Yes
[ ] Yes
>>66682513
Hill
>>66681164
ty for the Tim Kennedy Steve-O clip. Seriously what the fuck. Even if Steve-O asked for a dramatic choke, he clearly did not want his head to bounce off the ground like that
>>66682525
Can you make it to superheavyweight?
>>66682288
>Junior dos Santos
>Derrick "The Black Beast" Lewis
>Francis "The Bull" Ngannou
>Marcin Tybura
>Jan Błachowicz
>Maryna Moroz
>>66682515
k then
>>66682546
235 right now boyo.
>>66682540
looks middle eastern
>>66682538
actually he did, when they practiced it the first time kennedy let him down softly but steve-o didn't think that was enough for the show
>result
>>66682551
i can't believe people are picking jds
>>66682523
not if you have to bulk up to make it u goofball
Who was in the wrong here?
>>66682591
conor made the 170 fight stipulation, you absolute dolt.
Haven't been on /heem/ in a bit, what happened to the Khabib fight?
>>66682607
there is no stipulation u goof, as long as your within 12 pounds u can fight at the weight
>>66682667
hes fighting a literal who
>>66682591
> not if you have to bulk up to make it u goofball
Yes, it still would be.
>>66682667
He's fighting a no name fuckboy, easy title shot
>>66682675
>u
>u
>guys I'm not retarded I'm just pretending to be
>I troll u
>>66682540
Arlovski is unironically my boy
Connor and JBJ both owe 90% of their success to the fact that they VASTLY outrange almost every single of of their opponents.
Imagine if a 6'5" guy could cut down to 145. He'd retire undefeated.
>>66682540
Love Arlovski
What are the odds this stays the same AND gets better? I'd like to go. It would be my first live event.
>>66682700
explain stefan struve then
>>66682700
You still need to be good enough to capitalise on your physical advantages though and imo if you constently make the weight you belong in that weightclass
>>66682212
he'll always be my meme
is 200 an underwhelming card?
>>66682749
..yeah, sad times hue bro.
>>66682540
this is hilarious desu
>>66682712
I think that's it bro i don't think 2 months is enough to put 2 people through a training camp
>>66682749
Only in the sense of muh big round numbers, it's actually pretty damn good for a PPV
>>66682749
UFC on Fox 19 is a better card honestly.
>>66682288
Big Ben
Gonzaga
Ngannou
Johnson
Igor
Stanciu
>>66682810
Dat ass
Watched Bloodsport the first time the other day, it's amazing holy shit
>>66682700
Eh, height and range isn't everything. Jones has an extremely strong wrestling base to work from.
>>66682003
>I ask all of you to hold judgement against me
Frank really needs a proofreader
>>66680554
With a different context this is a homeless man needing a sandwich desu
>>66681708
Post pics of daughter.
I need them for my article about the Hush Hush Cover Up Society and it's engendering of sexy crimes.
Holy shit I'm watching the AXS stream. BJ sounds fucking punch drunk. He's talking like he's in slow motion or some shit.
>>66683065
I'd never waste my energy doing anything for an Irish poster.
>>66682952
He's undeniably the master of using his reach though
Frank Mir popped for steroids???????
>>66683089
No doubt, it's probably his #1 attribute, but there's more to Jones than reach desu.
>>66683097
yeah but he dindu nuffin
>>66682288
JDS
Lewis
Ngannou
Johnson
Pokrajac
Moroz
>>66683130
Of course not, Frank has always been clean
>>66675944
What on earth was this woman thinking when she decided to upload this picture? Is it innocence, or depravity?
PROTIP: if you're a white woman, don't upload a photo like this. You can thank me later.
>>66683097
No he was flagged
Fuck knows they make this shit public before the B sample is done
>>66682827
Almeida-Garbrandt is better than Tampa
>>66683186
The fuck Germany? They are obviously training, they obviously took a moment for a picture. Chill out.
>>66681164
Tim Kennedy is a fucking retard, holy shit. Maybe he went into PTSD mode and imagined Steve-O to be an Afghany.
>>66682261
It wasn't a great stoppage desu
>>66683216
What, Fedor was ded
>>66679285
Jones is gonna get BTFO. You're a fool if you believe otherwise.
>>66683097
look at his weigh in pics
it's obvious he was brimming with peptides
>>66683244
By OSP? kek
>>66682513
>cyborg
>female
U wot m80
>>66683256
xDD
>>66679454
>perma deleted Fedoras chin
What?
Fedor is a middleweight himself. He isn't bigger than Romero.
>>66683082
I bet you have excuses for anytime someone asks you to shift your lard ass to do something.
>>66683279
Nah bro Fedor cut down from 300 lbs and Hendo totally never fought at 205 for the vast majority of his career
post heems where it looks like the guy is ded
>>66680897
My sides.
Bitch is cancer.
>>66682712
Why isn't henrique de Silva playable yet I thought he unlocked after you got three female champions in three fights
>>66683312
why are all irish men cowards at heart?
>>66682351
>hammerfists to the spine
should have been dq'd desu
>>66682810
How did she heem rousey into a dumpy cow so fucking fast
>>66678977
>Cruz calling out the cunt at the end
WEWEWEWEWEW
>>66683360
>nom nom why nom nom pass the cheese nom nom are all nom nom *heart stops*
>>66683408
SAVAGE
A
V
A
G
E
>>66683380
by literally training to beat her specifically before she even got in the UFC
>>66683360
it's in their blood. they flee or quit when times are tough. that's basically the entire history of ireland.
>>66683443
>so assblasted he can't even answer a simple question
Why do almost all fighters say "Fedor" when you ask them who their favorite fighter of all time is?
>>66683450
I mean it looks like she kicked her so hard all her optimism and drive immediately turned into fat thighs and backfat wings
>>66682799
Shiiiiiiiit really? Fuck man I hope something else gets added, it doesn't look like a great card all around. Three top fights and a bunch of prelims.
>>66683455
>NOM NOM U NOM NOM MAD!!1
Why do all the middle aged pro wrestlers say they'd have gone into MMA instead if it were big at the time?
lmao nate diaz is my boy
>>66683498
>kek
are you upset? were you triggered? is your old man a pussy irl?
>>66683513
because it's a tough business
>>66683516
His reasoning was that you shouldn't be friendly with potential opponents
>>66682480
This really rumbles my jonathans
haha!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BD9G4cUJJaP/?taken-by=ufc
the madman!
>>66683588
my boy a qt
>>66683588
perfect east vs west rivalry, i like it
>>66681330
Faber is heavier than me? Damn.
I'm 5'7'' and weigh 150 lbs. I'm not ripped, but I'm not fat either. If I were to start training and get in excellent shape, what would be my division. 135? Or 145? (usually I weigh more than 160, but I lost weight.)
>>66683731
who cares?
>>66681510
>Based on the numbers
"The numbers" don't measure shit like water weight, fat etc. McGregor is absolutely fucked when he makes 145.
189er checking in
I'd just like to put it out there that I really think there should be a /heem/core list of about 50-100 greatest fights to watch. I'm slowly trying to work my way through suggestions I pick up here and there but it'd be a lot nicer to have a neat list I could just power through.
Given all the energy that's put into the OP, predictioncuckery, and desperate attempts at making memes that stick, I don't see why we can't channel enough autism towards getting this done.
Thank you for your time
my suggestions:
Jose Aldo vs. Chad Mendes 2
Gilbert Melendez vs. Diego Sanchez
Jon Jones vs. Alexander Gustafsson
TJ Dillashaw vs. Renan Barão 1
>>66683731
depends on whether you would gain or lose weight to get in "excellent shape." probably 135 though, 5'7" is really short.
>>66681550
>the actual measured weights don't matter, the pictures, bro.
>bro
KYS.
Of course looking at something is important. That's why doctors don't make diagnoses unless the patient is in front of them. That's why witness testimonies are more important than DNA evidence.
Nerd.
>>66673820
pretty sweet m1 global card on in a few bongs
2 title fights
>>66683803
link?
>>66682312
Your grasp on logic is hilariously bad. KEK.
>>66683831
no idea how to get a link, i guess match again?
not sure if i still got a site to stream match
>>66683803
I can't stand Russian commentary, what a disgusting , grating language
>>66683846
Elaborate.
>>66683203
>They are obviously training
So? Do you not understand the implications of a white woman having a photo made of her standing between two ripped black guys, while also being married?
I mean if it was Ronda Drowsy, fine, but she has a reputation of being a good girl. There are a large number of people who are making jokes at her expense and talking shit like "BLACKED" "Once you go black etc"
This shit is obvious for normal people, but you guys seem to be brainwashed into believing it isn't.
>>66677672
who's the not Cody?
>>66683911
found your walkout song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMQkV5cTuoY
>>66683831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-dXhjAXpok
still trying to find where it streams
>>66683911
Holy shit I thought you were joking earlier but you're actually fucking nuts
>>66683911
Do you understand that wasn't what was going on regardless of how you have decided to see it?
>This shit is obvious for normal people
No, you've literally brainwashed yourself, guy.
>>66683803
>>66683873
yeah not sure if m1 is on match
but it is on fightnetwork for sure. don;t think there is any knightfights on this card though
>>66683750
Me obviously.
>>66683766
I would build muscle and lose fat. I'd probably weigh the same, only leaner.
If JDS loses then Cain is the real winner.
>>66683984
I know what was going on you dolt. I'm saying that it isn't a good idea to have a photo like this to become public, because of the obvious snide insinuations that are gonna follow.
hey pussy are you still there?
>>66684180
>obvious snide insinuations from absolute troglodytes
this is unavoidable
>>66684180
>I'm saying that it isn't a good idea to have a photo like this to become public, because of the obvious snide insinuations that are gonna follow.
Maybe they don't give a fuck what peasants like you think.
>>66684180
Oh man this guy
>don't post photos because randoms online will make bad jokes
You are a nutter
>>66684059
actually think this is a free cad on m1's offical site
also found this. http://cache2-m1global.cdnvideo.ru/m1global/ch64/m1_ch64_full_maincard_1500k.mp4
full last card, if anyone is bored
>>66684229
>glasses
Chieck living the life over in Kekator. Je Suis Cuck
>>66684229
Europe.gif
>>66684216
Nah it isn't. Try doing that shit when there is no photo of you sandwiched between Yoel and Bones in your swim wear. A visual helps.
It's not just because the guys are black. Married women are generally careful to avoid this kind of shit because of that.
>>66684245
There is no reason to avoid pictures with black people. That's pretty racist to be honest.
>>66684225
>Maybe they don't give a fuck what peasants like you think.
I'M not making jokes like a faggot, others are.
>>66684233
More like
>don't post photos like this if you do not want to have people talk shit about you
>>66684245
>>66684250
reporting you to the ministry of equality tbqhwy. hope you rot in jail, bigot.
![135857892-ovince-st-preux-attends-the-strikeforce-gettyimages[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vMDfqI8.jpg "135857892-ovince-st-preux-attends-the-strikeforce-gettyimages[1]")
>>66684249
Too hot to be Holly bro. Jon doesn't wear glasses. That's OSP
>>66684260
>troglodytes*
people don't concern themselves with such things in the real world, only on twitter and 4chin.
>>66683312
I hope to GOD Stipe buries this fucking asshole.
>>66684250
Lol, so?
Besides, it's not about avoiding pics with black people, it's about avoiding pictures with black dudes, especially when your're half naked.
Tbh, it would be weird even if the guys were Weidman and Rockhold.
>>66684276
Heem yourself, my man.
>>66684278
I think you're weird honestly.
Are you a virgin Germany? I'm getting this virginity vibe from you.
>>66677668
Why does this nigga look like a bad guy from Spiderman 64
>>66684210
You ready for today bitch
>>66684290
Nah.
I'm just not brainwashed by the media. Or maybe I'm old fashioned.
More people on this planet that think like me than those that think like you, brah.
>>66684296
That's cold haha
>>66684320
Not really, only on 4chan and YouTube comments, if you go outside your living quarters right now and talk to the nearest person the same way you have with us you'd probably get slugged not patted on the back. Just being completely honest.
Goodnight /heem/
>>66684314
you better believe it. im gonna slap your shit beyond recognition tyrone.
>>66684332
>you'd probably get slugged
I don't live in Baltimore, nigger.
>>66684350
>nigger
Not even black, just not a racist and not foolish like you.
You just know.
>>66684363
I know you're not a darkie you tool, I call white people niggers as well.
Actually, probably more so.
>>66684385
Lose my number.
>>66684363
>he thinks all niggers are black people
fucking racist
>tfw Germany ruining his good reputation on /HEEM/
someone save him
>>66684341
sleep tight Mohammed
so /heem/ excited for 200?
>>66684438
depends who they add, not at the moment
its decent but not mind blowing
>>66684438
injuries will slay half the card
>>66684408
>implying
Is this plebbit?
Btw, I forgot that JBJ and Holm train at the same camp.
>>66682480
uriahs such a goof
>>66684470
if they don't add an RDA and/or Robbie fight, this card is weak desu
>>66684489
>Btw, I forgot that JBJ and Holm train at the same camp.
Yeah, we kind of told you they were training, tard kid.
>>66684495
*urijah
it has a j
NEW: >>66684530
>>66684511
I also knew that they were training, moron. Just forgot that this happens all the time.
Nice pedostache there, lol.
>>66684438
>there's a parallel universe out there somewhere that has Conor vs Lawler (after he dusted Rafeal) and Ronda vs Cyborg in UFC 200.
Where didit all go wrong lads?
>>66679292
>>66679343
But I was only p-p-pretending to be cucked...
>>66684514
Stfu fjaggot
>>66684540
do you really need to see cyborg vs ronda?
>>66684540
Dana, is that you?
Hey so for when I heem you do you want me to take it easy and just break a few bones or should I go full hog and put you on disability for the rest of your bum life?
>>66684647
just fuck my shit up, pham
>>66684647
>thinking he's gonna break my bones let alone heem me when i have him locked in a twister begging for his life
*teleports behind you*pssshh nothin personal kid your jitz needs work...
>>66684438
told u guys the co-main was aldo vs edgar, but no one believed me
you goofs ate up all of dana's wolftickets
>>66684438
Who /FULLCAMPNATE/ here? What do you think is going to be different this time? I think that Nate will submit him in the 3rd this time, and land much more than him. Trying to be ""efficient"" against Nate is just asking to get punched in the face imo.
>>66684713
wew lad
lawler condit 2 comain
>>66684711
Whats the context la
>>66684735
Conor won't underestimate him this time, that's for sure.
>>66684713
that's not the final card, lad. RDA or Lawler fight will most likely be the co-main.
>>66684768
I don't think he necessarily underestimated Nate the first time, he overestimated his own abilities in reality. He gassed when Nate was still fresh.
>>66684752
Edgy just watched Mcgoober's jiu jitsu m8
>>66684711
bro if you're even trying to insinuate my jitz is anything but world class i invite you to spend 30 seconds in my guard, just don't say i didn't warn you, i would tap your brain and sub your soul.
>>66684739
>>66684781
keep eating those wolf tickets goofs
i cant wait to have my mind blown
>>66684792
who needs jitz, when you have a gun?
>>66684803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4venFPPzfs
can someone make a new thread?
at least there's no black people in the photo this time.
can canadabro please make the real thread
>>66683347
I fucking love watching wrestlecucks go for take downs and get hit by a cheeky knee, was rewatching Stephens/Bermudez the other day and man it makes me happy to see it happen.
>>66684340
This woman is married too, i wouldn't want to be husband to be honest, shit's fucked up.
>>66678483
that's the other italian guy
i'm only going to lellator
>>66679964
someone post frank murr belly webm
>>66684470
>>66684505
casuals
![CfjtjuWVIAEmD7J[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VuTZHp7.jpg "CfjtjuWVIAEmD7J[1]")
