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UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/15 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Horcher)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (OSP vs Jones)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
NEWS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlrKs4K0w7M
>DADA 5000 claims he died during Kimbo fight, had kidney failure and 2 heart attacks
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/6/11380108/dada-5000-claims-he-died-during-the-fight-against-kimbo-slice-at
>Tate-Nunes confirmed for UFC 200
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/6/11381976/miesha-tate-to-face-amanda-nunes-at-ufc-200
>Khabib fighting a who
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/7/11388246/khabib-nurmagomedov-gets-replacement-darrell-horcher-at-ufc-on-fox-19
FREE FIGHTS:
OSP vs Krylov: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0W8_1gsHAs
Rothwell vs Mitrione: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE7D3vqyK8E
JDS vs Mir: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sp-ivre9GwY
INFORMATION OF NOTE:
Ben Rothwell's striking defense is deceptively good
Cyborg is going to USADA'd
Lawler will be in the UFC 200 comain
Schaub
>>66664437
Nth for RingFu
filthy
Lawler aint doing shit, what you tink they're having four title fights on one card?
>>66664501
MINDS WILL BE BLOWN
>first for I love muh country cause I've never done anything in my life to feel good about myself
You now remember Benson getting boo'd while he proposed to his girl after defending his title against Melendez.
>>66664501
5. interm FW, LHW, WW, LW WBW
>>66664566
DC won't be ready.
>>66664488
>Just cause I'm not a delusional nationalistic faggot who pretends I played a part in my country's dominance doesn't mean I don't have respect for my fellow countrymen. Keep posting selfies from your mom's basement but if you do you'll never know what it is to be a complete and be happy with yourself and proud of the things YOU accomplished.
>Keep pretending you're superior to everyone else because of where you were born when in reality there are people better than you on every square inch of the planet because they actually accomplish things.
>USA USA USA
>Feels good at the baseball game or during the fireworks but you still have to live with being an obese POS and go home to jerk off in your parent's house
>>66664547
>carrying on drama from the old thread
Youre supposed to start fresh and leave that shit behind, lad.
>>66664561
>plz say yes bb i dont want to be a virgin anymore
>>66664592
Where u live m8
Come to Texas and say it to my face
You now remember Leonard Garcia reproposing to his already wife in the Legacy cage because he didnt have a ring the first time.
>>66664597
Yeah that was pretty petty of me
I'm just bored.
Spurs game almost over. Time for bed.
>>66664437
>Ben Rothwell's striking defense is deceptively good
Been saying this for a while.
>Dat mummy guard
JDS getting heemed
>>66664630
hmmmmm
>>66664631
>we
>spurs
>proud of team he does nothing to help
wew lad hypocrisy kek
>MUH PATCH OF DIRT!
>>66664630
>reproposing
jesus christ just glass our planet already, advanced alien species monitoring earth.
>>66664660
>literally didn't say we
>expressed no pride
>still arguing with me
>>66664437
I think he hit his head off the c-c-c-canvas.
>>66664591
yes he will, he said he would be.
mind you it would be better to save it for 204
ufc 204
EDgar/Mcgreeger
dc/jones
rose/joanna
alquinta/brown
barbossa/chesisa
>>66664663
they probably are lad
Will UFC 209 be a Diaz brothers co-main?
>>66664689
>alquinta/brown
who is this brown you speak of?
Feels good knowing I'll never be an attention whore making threads early because it makes me feel big when they use my one specifically
>>66664701
pretty sure thats just one of those thai steel cups rogaine has always talked about
>>66664701
What's the story on this pic? I forget.
>>66664689
Is Iaquinta going to WW or something?
Also I love Rose but don't want to see her fight Joanna yet
And idc what he said... He won't be ready
>>66664731
shit, meant the other generic black dude last name, johnson
>>66664748
kek
>>66664757
its called the dark knight satellite.
There is a whole conspiracy about who put it there since the us and russia claim its not theirs. plus, some astronauts claimed it was a ufo.
>>66664794
I like it, congrats you're now a better matchmaker than joe silva
>>66664769
rose is the next highest, and i think she will rematch esperanza and win
Michael Bisping is a great fighter and I'm proud my flag is represented by him in the UFC
>>66664810
I'd love to see her best Tecia and Esparza and THEN fight Joanna. But that is 2 big steps away.
Anyone watching the Spurs game? My TV is fucking up
>>66664843
fuggen why
Tecia vs Rose will establish a clear #1 contender anyways
>>66664821
you deserve it
>>66664843
I'm watching hockey as I'm white.
>>66664843
>ape hoop
>>66664899
nhl has always been competitive and it's playoffs are better then most other sports. partially the rules, partially the 7 game series and then the beard growing and upsets it's always worth it.
>the comfy 3 week break is almost over
>>66664899
From Detroit originally. No Red Wings. No hockey.
>>66664919
>he got crossed by nignogs in school and is still salty
>>66664869
I like Rose and don't want Joanna to hurt her pretty face
>>66664891
And you deserve The Red King Canadabro
>>66665029
>comfy
>shitposting
fuck off lad
>>66665037
wings aren't out
speaking of hockey, I like bosse for spicy LHW bangers, he should fight latifi next
>>66665052
Don't tell him to fuck off
>>66665095
fuck off with him then bud
>>66665116
You clearly don't know who it is you're talking to here
>lmaoing at all your lives
Seriously I could heem each and every you
>>66664498
I don't understand how his eyebrows aren't cut to absolute shreds three punches into sparring
>>66665077
Technically they aren't out.
But they're out.
Complete agree on the other front and like that matchup tho
>>66664501
Lawler is still chained up in a basement crying over his roids, watching soap operas and lactating.
>>66664615
>come to Texas
Fuck that shit, you just send me a bowl of good chili and a Bible and we'll call it even
>>66665277
>that limp hand gesture
>"now wait a minute here tyrone!"
that webm will never not obliterate my sides
>>66664660
>it's a so salty I can't even read kind of autism
>>66665277
Delete this
>>66664821
I too like bisping. He's a douche but he went in on Silva looking full of hard work desu
>>66665291
yeah ok
>>66665277
>08 seconds
"Now see here nigger I'll have you kno-"
>>66665029
Bless Dana for making sure that the UFC is on most weekends.
Who's the blandest UFC champ ever?
No Dave Menne, 2easy
I'm a proud Irish American and I'm glad a fighter like Conor McGregor represents my heritage.
>>66665461
weidman
>>66664821
Big Bisping fan here too. Only time I disliked him was the Jorge Rivera fight.
>>66665461
Weidman
>>66665443
Jesus imagine being a fan around the turn of the century
>>66665487
Would have sucked so bad. WMMA didn't even really exist back then!
Denis Kang
>tfw no lithuanian fightfan bf to watch and banter about fights with before buttsex and cuddles
>>66665606
Oh u
Remember when women could only have three minute rounds?
>>66665658
Looks like something straight out of the Conrad McGillicutty video
>>66665461
Hughes.
Weidman is way more personable
>>66665461
Mighty Mouse, no contest
>>66665713
Hughes' autobiography is great though
anybody else hype about
>>66666666
?
>>66665741
Only for the great Lee Murray + British thugs vs Tito and Chuck story
Any disgusting newfags in this thread that don't know what I'm talking about need to google this now
>>55555555
>>66666666 belongs to /a/
>>66665792
mcfucking kys
say what you will about wmma --- this never gets tired
>Where's the fucboi that was telling us to fuck off when news broke out?
I guess this can be a warm up fight for Kabib right? I don't know much on this Darrell Horcher fella'.
>>66665925
newfag
leave 4chan
>>66666032
it was fucking awesome.
it feels good when cash cows get beat like that.
So, who /a/ here?
>tfw i claim the get for filthy tom
feels good
>There are """""people""""" on this thread that dislike steroid users
LMAOing at your shitty lives
>>66666169
>mental midgets
artem
What is the UFC equivalent of this. Open the entire link because it links to the time it happens.
https://youtu.be/hzenYbAtF8M?t=4m29s
So far, do you think 200 will be a good card?
>>66666225
I really dont like these posters they made, they are maximum cringe
>>66666225
not really desu
>>66666225
so many title fights
shit won't be done till 3 am
Conor will pull out cap this.
>>66666220
Always hated how refs try to keep fighters pressed against the cage.
I think Nunes will heem Tater tot
>>66666439
I hope he does desu
he should have to defend his FW belt before this meme shit
at least the whole "interim" thing will make sense instead of them literally fighting on the same card
>>66666466
Nunes is going to fuck her up
Tate is scrappy and has alright wrestling but she sucks
>>66666484
>yfw nunes beats miesha first and then ronda.
>>66664437
Everybody waiting for this get and I'm just waiting for mcgoober to get tapped by Diaz again
>>66666417
It's starting to give me UFC 33 (Arguably the best PPV of all time) vibes
>>66666417
won't be a problem for me, it'll be 2 pm sunday here.
>>66666225
yup, lawler and or rda fight makes it good enough
if both and jones fight it is best card ever
>>66666466
>5 round fight
Yeah nah Nunes is gonna gas and get finished
Filthy
TOM
REEEEEEEEEEE
bane?
>>66666614
What's the appeal anyways
>>66666571
what if osp wins and they put dc vs osp in 200?
>>66666674
>>66666674
>>66666699
>>66666666
>>66664437
Satan get for conors defeat and Irish BTFO permanently
>>66666750
he's a good underdog to cheer for, blus he says it how it is
>>66666756
could happen OSP is very blacksplosive
>>66666750
he's a funny guy.
>>66666920
Funny lookin'
>>66664503
starts trying to tap at 1:09...fight stopped just 15 brain-killing seconds later.
losing years from your life for a few thousand bucks
>>66665907
B T F O
T
F
O
>>66664527
>>66664527
stfu, GSP isn't coming back
deal with it
>>66664808
It's Canada's.
Nevermind what it's for, everything is OK.
MFW we're Canada, ffs, you can trust us.
when was the last time you had a good swim /heem/
>implying you wouldn't
you're gay senpaitchi, very much so
>>66667016
damn it slumgod, your faster then me
also romero is really short
>>66667016
TOP KEK
>>66667016
>that flag
>38 years old
Also I train Masvidal. He told me that American Top Keks were asked by Greg to send Yoel to ABQ. Apparently they want him to be a good influence to Jones.
>>66667079
>good influence to Jones
clearly that's not going accordingly.
>>66667016
Jones and Yoel are the dirtiest fighters in the UFC
>>66667079
I heard Yoel was the driver he hired
>>66667128
jbj said his nutritionist is his driver
>>66667128
Nah. Yoel is the father of his wife's son.
>>66667146
If anyone is going to drive you around it should be Mike Dolce.
Why is heem so obsessed with JJ's dick?
>>66667146
it wass a joke you fucking goofball
>>66667174
because it's probably feminine and cute, unlike her goblin face
>>66667207
he was talking about jon jones
>PIZZA PASTA PIZZA PASTA FUCK YOU YA FUCKIN GOOFBAWL
Which fighter am I?
>>66666502
Will Almeida be the future champion?
>>66667263
Matt Serra?
>>66667266
Future two time title challenger prolly
Don't see him getting past Cruz or Silly Dilly
>>66666710
nice post
What will Khabib do to the freshman?
>>66665647
Not funny.
>>66667301
win a boring, wrestlefuck decision
>>66667301
Win handily
>>66667274
p obvious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8G1ZvvrY1Q
what could have been
>>66667016
>Those legs
>>66667420
any bigger and he'd never be able to make weight
>>66667016
how the fuck does her rich franklin-looking husband feel about this shit? is he the one taking the picture here? holy fuck i'd be on Holly's ass all day errryday.
>tfw you'll never be play fighting with her in bed and have her put you in a triangle hold naked until you pass out.
>>66667413
Not as bad as Hunto/Butterbean
lads link to the nu male getting bullied at the park by the homeless lad
>Black
>Angry
>Lesbian
>Heem Queen
>Horse meat
Miesha is finished
>>66667484
she's clearly white lad
>>66667420
>>66667016
>not just kicking his legs a bunch of times
Why are fighters so stupid.
>>66667504
>THERE'S THAT OBLIQUE KICK AGAIN!
>>66667484
Can't see how she's going to beat Miesha, especially with that leaky gastank
>>66667504
how are you meant to reach them
>>66667504
Name one other previous opponent not named Shogun who has that in his gameplan and can execute it successfully. Shogun was our last hope and we saw how that turned out. Plus, he'll catch you and take you down, which for me, is a scarier place to be against Jon.
>>66667545
>Plus, he'll catch you and take you down, which for me, is a scarier place to be against Jon
Speaking of which has anyone survived Jo's' elbow ground n pound?
>>66664437
https://www.instagram.com/p/BD7cYKoruHa/
uriah hall, forever the dork, but forever the memeiest striker on earth
>>66667557
>Vera upkicks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AttkvJfohk&nohtml5=False
>none of these men is able to take out Jones
This isn't fucking fair. He can't keep getting away with this
>>66667597
Cormier WILL beat Jones. Jones will get TKO'd by Rumble in his follow up fight.
Cap this.
>>66667597
>the city of the UFC light heavyweight division
>>66667597
Watch OSP get it done because Jon misunderestimated him like he did Gus. It wouldn't be that far out of the ordinary seeing as he's done it in the past already. Yes he's said he's not underestimating him, but I wouldn't put it past him to do it again.
>>66667606
lol
have cunts forgotten how dominant he is or you just praying or what?
>>66667597
I think Johnson can put him away within round 1. Maybe Gus. Everyone else is cannon fodder
>>66667627
His fight against Cormier was fairly close. Besides, every champ is super dominant until they're not anymore.
>>66667627
>long layoff
>constant distractions
>fucked with the formula (packed on muscle)
Not making any predictions but I wouldn't be surprised if he's not the same anymore
Also everyone's time comes, he's one loss away from being not being spoken about as some sort of unbeatable final boss (See: Fedor)
The only man who can stop him is pic related. Don't worry. My boy said they will meet eventually
>>66667682
>I adopt Weidman
>>66667658
>long layoff
given a warm up fight
>constant distractions
I doubt they're anything new just more public
>fucked with the formula
if makes the same weight, the only thing different would be gassing which he hasn't had a problem with
and fedor was like 35 when he lost jon is 28
Do you guys all realize that your love and interest in this ''''sport''' is due to your latent homosexuality? Only closeted gays enjoy oiled up men humping each other for half an hour?
Do you guys jack off during fights? Or just afterwards?
>>66667703
>oiled up men
That's cheating bro
Only dry men should hump each other for half an hour
>>66667703
>Do you guys jack off during fights? Or just afterwards?
Sometimes both but usually just during.
>>66667597
funny thing is, if you take out jones, the lhw is probably the most competitive division. i still think rumble has a chance to ko him, gustaffson has a small chance to beat him too i guess.
>>66667682
>le post usada weidcuck
haha good one
>>66667703
definitely, ngannou is our official bull
Who /PVZ/ here
who /Money Mendes/ here?
>>66667780
>all that loss
>still fat arms
not into chimps anon
>>66667787
>that bunda
>>66667780
shes got 0 bunda
>>66667796
Is that seriously a wrestler?
Looks like a janny
>>66667703
youve got us confused with /asp.
faggot
>>66667820
apparently so. that's why i saved it kek
>>66667806
rip dancing russian girl ._.
>>66667806
that was brutal - what is the winners name?
>>66667806
late stoppage desu
>>66667851
that's cyborg m8
>>66667867
>late stoppage desu
yet they let RR bash alexis in the face 9 times after she was KOd, kneed, tossed, and landed on
>that's cyborg m8
i know --- just expecting a bunch of "fuckoffs" and "filthy casuals" instead of a straight answer.
>>66667016
YOU JUST KNOW
>>66666051
>I don't know much on this Darrell Horcher fella'.
He's a natural wrestler with power in both hands. That's all you need to know. Oh, also world class something something. Get hyped goof
>>66667897
Haha oh man you were only pretending, that is cheeky
>>66667909
This is a very important fight for the lightweight division
c-can we discuss the man, the myth, the legend, filthy tom lawlor now pls?
>>66667780
how are her organs even supposed to fit in there
>>66667806
That was really satisfying.
>>66667917
kek
why the fuck is uncle dana throwing away money by booking that chimp vs tate? is he that butthurt that holly said no to the roidborg fight?
>>66667682
At this point, no man is going to defeat Jones unless he is outweighed by like 25-40 pounds. Technique wise Jones will every time. I think the only thing that can beat him is power, but no one has really gotten close enough to land a 100% clean shot. Maybe Luke Rockhold can get something going with those leg kicks, but I don't think so.
>>66667949
I think Nunes beats her
>>66667928
I like him on WoR I guess
I feel his opinions are more grounded while the other hosts seem to only think about MMA from a pro wrestling standpoint (Not that you can blame them)
>>66667806
Did she just get a Rich Franklin nose?
>>66667964
How?
Literally puncher's chance and a woman's one at that
>>66667703
Tbf, there is a lot of filler time on the FS1 cards. Nothing wrong with a cheeky wank in between fights.
>>66667964
Nunes can give hell for a round, but it's a 5 round fight...
should i bother watching TUF blackzilians vs att? watched first episode doesnt look too great
>>66667943
I can't believe the number one tae bo fighter in the world got KOed like that.
>>66667980
Dariaface should be the next ebin meme
>>66667991
No, awful season
>>66667970
he should go to bellator or cut to mw desu
>>66667988
Miesha is going to gameplan her so hard
Women's heavyweight when?
The UFC needs more body-positive role models to reach out to the kids of today
>>66667988
that's a very good point
>>66667986
she's technically very well-rounded (for being a women's bw), she probably has better standup than Tate and should be able hold her own on the ground. Keep in mind she was getting the better of Cat in the first round and probably has the most finishes in WBW except for Ronda (didn't check that, just a thought).
Also ATT > Carraway
>>66668009
who the fuck would be in that division? amy schumer?
>>66668009
weight classes were created by men to oppress women.
>>66668009
>Two Division Champion
>Randy Couture
>BJ Penn
>Ronda Rousey
No thanks.
your wife takes this picture, what do you do?
>>66668023
Ronda Rousey
>>66668009
oh so that's why honda is going beefcake?
ronda vs gabi when?
>>66668030
ask them if they'll let me watch
>>66667991
I only watched the first episode and then I dropped it
Coaches are boring and so are the fighters
the conor tuf is fun for the conor & urijah batnz but the rest can be hard to sit through
>>66668009
this would be pretty funny desu
>>66668021
>that's a very good point
Thanks. I like your points too :3
>>66668049
next season should be fun though, women and men in the house is always fun. We might get the first TUF house hookup
>>66668048
For some reason the weight actually looks natural on her imo
She has a thick build
>>66668030
divorce her, i wouldn't accept her fucking such frail bulls, ngannou or bust
>>66667991
Watched like the first one a couple at the end, nothing great. Kamaru Usman (the winner) is a good prospect though.
>>66668061
>We might get the first TUF house hookup
goddamn it really is a shame that won't actually happen
imagine if it did
that would be some mindblowing tv
>>66668065
>somebody unironically wrote this
You're pathetic.
>>66668069
Are you a woman?
>>66668069
Maybe we'll get a TUF equivalent of the Big Brother Australia "turkey slap" incident
>>66668064
>t. nu male
>>66668069
>mind blowing tv
we could have had the first mind BLOWING ppv but dc had to go and get injured baka
>>66668072
>you're pathetic
ayy lmao
Is the UFC being sexist when it asks the women fighters to weigh in? We all know that it is impolite to ask a woman about her weight then why is the UFC allowed to force the women to strip to their underwear and weigh in in front of millions of people? They then publicly announce their weight and even fine them if they are '''too heavy''', this is absolutely disgusting behaviour and yet another evidence of the male patriarchy.
>>66668030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZh6WGbZUvA
>>66668086
Can you post this on reddit im curioud to see the replies
>>66668086 take this you
>>66668086
one-hundred percent
>>66668105
pls do this
>>66668075
wat
thinking of going to france or sweden to get my wife a bull like this desu
>>66668098
kek
exactly what i was thinking of
>>66668127
>TUF house hookup would be mindblowing tv
>>66668064
she looks like the principal from matilda
>>66668147
>I don't want to see the sexual tension between Joanna and Claudia escalate to the point they have steamy angry sex in the locker room
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>tfw there will never be a TUF season with all women and Ngannou
>>66668098
this bitch is fucking retarded, throwing a free ride with a billionaire for 15 minutes of fame top kek
Lets create perfect MMA couples, I will go first:
Rose and Ngannou
>>66668179
jon jones and holly
>>66668179
Rose and me
>>66668179
Sage and Paige
this is going to be the greatest show ever, right?
http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/ufc-georges-st-pierre-goes-digging-for-dinosaurs-in-new-tv-series-040716
>>66668191
are you black? if yes then i agree
>>66668193
not good desu, I'd go more sage and rumble with sage being the bottom.
another good couple would be rampage and lithcuck
>>66668179
Luke Rockhold and Gina Carano
>>66668196
>
Uh oh
>>66668203
>Italians
>white
>>66668211
rashad and gina
bob sapp and rockhold
>>66668214
ok then i agree
>>66668196
>>66668214
Forgot pic
>>66668179
Fallon Fox and Sam Alvey
>>66668227
>yfw lobov dies then gsp studies his skeleton on the show
>>66668236
Lmao so hard
Lads would you though
>>66667703
>when gsp comes back
>>66668261
id let her peg me
>>66668261
im /hightest/ so of course, by /hightest/ I mean desperate af
>>66668261
You bet your sweet ass I would.
>>66667987
>not using fightpass during commercials and wank to ngannou and rashad fights
fuck off casual
>>66668271
>>66668226
>>66668203
stop infecting the thread with your degeneracy
mma is responsible for the lack of my social life, i don't go out on saturdays if there is a card on.
>>66668271
>>66668286
>>66668292
Are you sure lads
>>66668300
What a comical manbag
>>66668325
dashti69 knows whats up
>>66668317
is this (You)?
>>66668325
>>66668335
yes still, beautiful pegging will be had
submitting a change.org petition to have /HEEM/ renamed to /Ngannou/ lads
>>66668397
Natalya has such a bunda though
>>66668409
do it lad, I'll sign it
>black heavyweights
>Nate Diaz had better cardio on less than 2 weeks notice than McGregor did with a full training camp
the fuck is up with posting these ugly roasties? post ngannou
>>66668440
He was literally training for a triathlon.
you now remember this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG4tfdYytEk
>>66668452
he was literally doing shots on a yacht
>>66668452
>Dana says something in 2016
>goofs like you actually believe it
Disappointed, really
https://www.instagram.com/p/BCq8PupOPjy/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lc-lRs_HbvI
>>66668484
>scared of the real man
>>66668300
That seems like a good investment for a with a 10-year career.
At 40 this guy is going to be bankrupt and wandering up and down the Strip in Vegas, offering to get punched in the face by strangers for $20 a pop.
>>66668492
>this jealousy
>>66666666
just checking who got the evil number
Is Ngannou the best HW prospect since Cain?
>>66668502
Please be quiet
>>66668322
Um, nobody watches fights alone...
>>66668520
true, i watch it with heemspeak
>>66668518
who is then?
>>66668196
>http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/ufc-georges-st-pierre-goes-digging-for-dinosaurs-in-new-tv-series-040716
"Most of my friends are nerds like me. That's why I have a hard time finding a girlfriend. I need someone to talk science with."
Science girls are the best. But they're rare.
Fury vs Klitschko in Manchester lads
>>66668452
good goof
>>66668540
He's totally gay
Not a knock or joke, I legit think he's dl gay
>>66668498
I'm 6'2", so it's literally impossible for me to be jealous of Conor.
>>66668564
desu i wouldn't mind being gay with GSP, seems like a lovely bloke
>>66668564
Could be.
I don't know.
>>66668579
yeah, you could do a lot worse than gsp
since gsp is so good with dinosaurs, you think he can make lobov elite?
Aldo never beat Cub Swanson. There was no fight. He landed a lucky knee and there was no fight. I think a rematch is an order.
>>66668659
Chad won the first round against Conor. He would have won the fight if he managed his energy better. I think a rematch is in order.
>>66668440
conor packed on weight. you have no idea what gaining mass your body isn't used to has on you do you?
he had to bank on the KO early and it failed miserably.
Will Conor ever submit anyone in the UFC?
>>66668670
i unironically think this desu, chad is an idiot for coming back too soon to fight fronk
>>66668691
cm punk, but he probably has better jits lmao
>>66668677
Conor fought at his natural weight and didn't go through a cut.
I just don't think Conor swims in the deep waters nawmean?
>Travis Browne trains with Cody East
not my boy
>>66668733
That's the dealbreaker, not literally cheating to win his last fight?
>>66668733
>Having Browne as your boy
>>66668750
He beat Mitrione fair and square, if Mitrione was actually hurt because of the eyepokes then he should have told the ref. Browne will beat Cain and fight for the title.
>>66668770
>Browne will beat Cain
kek
>>66668750
>>66668757
He was never my boy but now he is now irredeemably my Anti Boy.
Also if the rumors of beating his wife were true that would have done it too.
>>66668796
>Anti boy
Nice
Who is everyones Anti Boy?
>>66668813
Rockhold
>>66668770
No he poked him in the eye which completely halted Matt's momentum, which left him the choice of an unsatisfying NC in his last fight and no pptential win or performance bonuses or continuing to fight whilst impaired
Mittrione might be an idiot, but Browne is filth
>>66668813
Machida
Joe Warren
Ricardo Almeida
Any Disgracie
Faber
>>66668426
I like musclebarbie too m87
>>66668813
weidman
cain
travis
silva
gsp
>>66668723
he pasted holloway for 3 rounds.
the rematch with nate should be interesting since he won't have been keeping low weight aiming for 155 beforehand
>>66668790
>broke-back cain
>post-usada cain
>>66668881
>Machida
>Almeida
>Faber
why?
>>66668897
what a slut
>>66668591
Thanks for making this post.
Where's fatigue?
>>66668932
Two boring decision artists and Faber's Cali-dude personality, the way he treated the Dillashaw sitch like a breakup and always tryna get the big money fights no matter how ridiculous gets on my nerves
>>66668925
ok, nate will have a full camp this time and conair gassed before him.
>inb4 le triathalon
goof
conors big punches wont do shit going up weight classes plus nate has an iron chin
conair can't handle nates volume punches
nate has better cardio
nate has excellent jits
i see no way conor wins this, he's doing this for the money and because even if he loses he always has the belt(for now). aldo or fronk will be a nightmare for him, plus the cut will kill him.
>>66668967
>Two boring decision artists
Pic related
>>66668968
>aldo or fronk will be a nightmare for him
This is bullshit, Conor has already raped Aldo
>>66668978
True, but Almeida has more decisions than finishes and RYOTO is dead even
>>66669005
aldo was extremely shook, idk if conor can take him if he calms his tits and doesn't run in chin first.
Explain the -inho thing that keeps popping up in BR nicknames somebody plz
>>66669028
i think it means little/young. so r9 is the bug guy ronaldo and ronaldinho is the young one
>>66667780
I want to hold and kiss her.
>>66669024
After that 13second KO Conor forever reserved a room in Aldo's head.
He can't do shit
>>66669007
I enjoy watching Machida work and I dont remember much of Almeidas fights but I remember being a fan of his.
Anti Boy to me means you hat them. And I dont usually hate someone simply because I dont enjoy their style.
>>66669038
hello José
what gives you guys motivation to train? mine is to be stronger than schaub to beat him up
>>66669061
I figured it was just fighters you didn't particularly like and enjoyed watching lose
>>66669068
>tfw watch a lot of ufc drunk and cant remember which shows you've already seen
sigh its a tough life being a fight fan
>>66668174
At that point, sometimes people feeling like getting off of the ride.
Why not go out on a hilariously vindicating note? I'm not not-racist, but I actually agree with everything the girl said and stood for.
>>66669068
im unironically rasheed tho
>>66665717
just an observation, but it is interesting how black fighters are much more likely to land ground and pound after their opponent has been ko'd cold than white fighters.
>>66669196
HOL UP
>>66669196
Walk off KOs are pretty gay though, especially when the ref has to tell them its not over and they're not cool
>>66669094
Posts like yours remind me how GREAT it feels to be #drugfree #boozefree #nogf
>>66669213
Fuck off Russia
>>66669196
>much more likely to land ground and pound after their opponent has been ko'd cold than white fighters.
proofs?
>>66669080
mine is fucking ur mum
>>66669297
Owned lmoa
>>66669296
just using magical powers of observation
>>66669329
yeah, it looks like you do because it's a BS
>>66669296
with blacks
dont relax
>>66669344
>being a cuck
>>66669355
>>66669358
So glad I share a general with these people
>>66669355
he should have shot for the double
>>66669358
>muh ian stuart is my hero
>>66669368
>muh feelings
You've been here 5 minutes havn't you
>>66669375
>Ian Stuart
Who?
>>66669383
where i come from, you know, people like you get slapped.
>>66669378
>I don't like it when people point out I'm acting like an idiot
Hopefully you're not the gay NEET who describes themselves as 'loving memes', then there's just no hope
quick, post WMMA to calm the triggered australian
>>66669434
I'm gay
i finally watched the kimbo/dada fight
>>66665029
Does anybody have the april fite calendar? Did calendar bro ever make one?
>>66669513
damn brock looking rough these days, still would have loved to see him try to gnp cain or werdum kek
>>66669523
Yes. I saw it, but don't think I saved it. I will look.
>>66669523
yeah go on 4plebs u goofball
>>66669513
It's such shit, and it's even worse in the context of being a grudge match between two WORLSTAH niggers
>>66669350
That was more of a headbutt into jaw KO
>>66669479
Marloes is cool as fuck irl
>>66669684
Quick reminder that she's fighting for the Bellator title on the prelims lol
>>66669706
>Title
>On the prelims
kek
>>66669684
tate got her ufc belt the same shitty way she got her strikeforce belt
He's still my grave digger
>>66669684
why are you tripfagging?
>>66669734
Durability and tenacity?
Name a worse LHW champ than Tito Ortiz
>>66669749
Forrest Griffin
>>66669749
Forrest
>>66669762
>>66669766
He beat Tito twice
Ergo he's better
>>66669776
you said champ, not fighter
>>66669749
Forrest Gimp
>>66669460
Daily remeinder that Watanabe had a comeback fight with WSOF and heemed a 16 year old.
Hopefully she can stop beating up kids and fight at Invicta or something.
>>66669749
Vitor
>won it off a cut
>>66669749
Dan Henderson blew up his opportunity to become the undisputed goat after the PrideFC merger.
Forrest wasn't that bad at all, he did beat Tito twice, ergo he's better.
Quinton Jackson got rekt by Rashad, who got rekt by Machida.
I'd say Couture, though.
That weight class was indeed a joke for a while.
Now we have a paperchamp.
I'm waiting for them to put a 162.5 lbs, a 177.5 lbs and a 195 lbs class.
>>66669734
By being tough as fuck? I respect tate a lot. She has heart out the ass.
>>66669797
>162.5 lbs, a 177.5 lbs
best lhw champs
jon jones
daniel cormier
chuck liddell
rest are meme
>>66669809
>tfw Cormier is one of the best fighters ever but Jones just happens to be even better
and now we get shitters calling him a homo
Who's your favorite fighter and why is it ngannou?
>>66669832
I picked Francis because of The Hype but Curtis is no joke. Its pretty close.
>>66669803
How about that Aspen Ladd?
I've got my eye on her, been impressive thus far
>>66669809
>No Frank Shamrock
>Being a casual
>>66669784
alphacat my fight waifu. suplexed nunes 2x. can't wait to watch her fuck up pena
>>66669832
next undisputed heavyweight chimp of the world 3bh
>>66669832
No way he's natty, right guys?
>>66669849
more like frank cockrock HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>66669849
Frank was damn good for his time but fell off against the modern guys just like Tito, so it makes no sense to shit on Tito but love Frank
So what do you guys think about webm related vs Angela Hill?
I honestly think its a toss up. Hill is way taller then Souza and has been KOing girls on short notice. Souza is undefeated with more experience and an excellent grappler. Her Stand up is good as you can see from webm related but Hill is more then capable of KOing her standing.
It depends how good Hills defensive grappling is and how far she has improved. Souza has not got great wrestling but she likes to pull guard and is very good off of her back.
>>66669846
She was on the last Invicta Card right? I remember that fight being a pretty ugly back and forth.
>>66669855
Best knees in WMMA and some of the best in MMA as a whole. Surprised shes fighting Penne but I guess she needs a win to be considered a top contender.
>>66669746
>>66669803
you have a bit more positive outlook about choking someone out from behind than i do ausfags. good on you. and yeah, i woulda rather see nate let conor up and finish beating the fuck out of him than choking him out. tate does have heart and is a scrapper but at the end of the day holm didnt do a knudsen on her and tried to coast on points and it cost her the belt. holm vs tate 2 will end in HHs favor
Rank 5th degree black belt in Kyokushin Karate[2]
2nd degree black belt in Shintai Karate[2]
2nd degree black belt in taekwondo[2]
guess the fighter?
>>66669856
kek good post
>>66669913
pic related?
>>66669928
not correct sir!
Bitch got fucking wrekted
>>66669903
>more positive outlook about choking someone out from behind than i do ausfags.
Why wouldnt finding a way to win and executing a martial arts technique not be positive?
>>66669913
Wonderboy
>we live in a world where fighters who have just lost the title will wait for inevitable rematches instead of taking another fight to re-establish themselves
Semen slurping sport tbt
>>66669860
he carbed the fuck up you goof
>>66669941
Sir, that is not correct.
>>66669941
Submissions aren't real victories bro, hey pass us another Bud Lite
>>66669855
>suplexed nunes 2x
oh hey i have webms of those
>>66669963
Damn. I double checked and Wonderboy has a fuck ton of black belts. Who else has that much training?
>>66669975
Was that the first or second suplex? I need to number them correctly
connor macgregor is the best
>>66669913
Vladimir Putin.
>>66670005
>>66669928
let's say you were close cause the guy is bald
>>66669993 ^
>>66669998
cono meguaga is the beeeeesss, but not bester than meeeee
Dynamite! USA is proof that commentary is not necessary for MMA and may even detract from fights if you're knowledgeable about the sport
>>66670054
Anderson always said BJ Penn and GSP were better than him.
>>66670065
he just want to be loved, he don't belive that shit.
>>66670062
Jake Shields defeated some Jew named Ido on that card.
Gracie Breakdown of BJJ in street fights,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHivvXN6K-g
>>66669993
>>66669982
MMA needs more Toe Holds
>>66669993
holy shit blood everywhere
>>66670100
>>66670107
>not big nog vs. nig bob
>>66670100
Haha yes, that guy got two feet in the groin and still managed that dk smash, reminds me of when me and my brother used to fight
>>66670112
GOAT filename
amanda nunes is a lesbian i think
>>66670121
To be fair all the horsemeat has probably rendered his testicles practically non-existent
>>66669993
Rogan said it well, if one fighter had skills of both rose and paige , that fighter would MAYBE be a threat to Joanna. Overrated.
>>66670112
kek
>>66669993
>Was that the first or second suplex? I need to number them correctly
1st suplex was r1 @ 0:31
2nd suplex was r3 @ 4:33
>>66670110
Rose really beat the breaks off her
>>66670153
But what webm shows what throw?
>>66670146
What's Paige got skills-wise that Rose hasn't?
Her clinchwork maybe? I don't get it
>>66670153
*4:43 --- duh
>>66670174
Paige has a lot of heart.
>>66670166
kek, wtf is he doing
>>66670174
>Not confusing your opponent with a dance and landing a pirouette kick
>>66670174
i think he meant that rose lacks confidence and tuffness that page has, not skills.
Lads my ex gf is dropping her son off at my place for the weekend. He told me that MMA is for "fags like you". What are some fights I can show him to change his mind?
>>66670213
Robbie vs Rory
>>66670193
He's halfway through saying "wew lad"
>>66670193
Don't know.
>>66670165
>>66669975
is the last throw
>>66669997
is the highlight version of the 1st throw
>>66670213
Newton vs Sakuraba :^)
>>66670213
UFC 33
>>66670213
Diego Sanchez vs Gilbert Melendez
RDA vs Pettis
RDA vs Khabib
>>66670230
req webm of hh/rr elbow followed by backfist
>>66670230
cut it short for some reason
>>66670233
Cheers!
I am a bit autistic and like to name things correctly
Is SWS the most diverse division ?
I mean, the title is a year and a half old, and so far we've had a mexican-american defeating a lithuanian-american before losing to a polish girl who herself defended against an italian-american, a french-canadian and will defend against a brazilian this summer
https://www.instagram.com/p/BD7ZlGXp0Hs/
how big of a cuck is Holly's husband?
David Branch: $130,000 ($65,000 bonus)
def. Clifford Starks: $15,000
Zach Bunnell: $1,000 ($500 bonus)
def. Jeff Roman: $500
WSOF fee for the fights.
>500 dollars
hahahahahahahahaah
>>66670281
Counting x-americans is a bit of a stretch
>>66670303
new thread
>>66670309
jesus christ 20 posts earlier and chris weidman's family in the op
no way
>>66670309
You sir are not my boy
>>66670292
WSoF like to pretend they're legit but in practise they're basically a regional org who like to throw money around
I think they pay to be on TV too iirc
>>66670213
hunt vs bigfoot
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/8/11388562/bellator-rizin-mma-news-interview-wanderlei-silva-kimbo-slice-fight
Jesus Christ just Retire Silva
>>66670330
how is WSOF making money than? They had their first PPV in 2015, i'm wondering how many PPVs they sold. I'm still laughing at this 500 dollars, for christ sake they could've give him few thousand dollars, top guys would still earn tons of money.
>>66670354
That sounds great, I'd love to see that
>>66670354
why would he? he's free to go back on the gummy bears and he loves fighting.
>>66669890
>Best knees in WMMA
>obligatory catvsronda.webm
>>66670369
I don't think they are.
>>66670354
>he doesn't enjoy memes
REAL new thread bos
>>66670395
>>66670395
>>66670395
>>66670382
who is that?
>>66670407
Jessica
>>66670407
alexandra albu
>>66670381
ronda slopped out on that one. RR vs CZ as rondas next fight wouldnt surprise me
>>66670413
>aleksandra albu
>go on google images
wew
>>66670417
>I want to do it again
honestly wouldn't mind, it couldn't possibly go worse than her first fight
someone make a decent thread
jesus christ
>>66670445
If you want something done right you have to do it yourself.
>>66670434
kind of a sloot desu
>>66670445
Get over it you big baby
Subscribe to mmadigest if you need news that badly
>>66670445
right here dude I just made one >>66670402
>>66665471
>it's an american thinks he's irish episode
>>66666093
I'm just giving you a (You) to let you know that no one gave you a (You).
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