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>The Padres will never be good
Why are San Diego sports teams so shit?
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M's
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You guys all have a hitter who will have 162 Homers right?

R-right?

Who else /1.0000000/
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>>66645789
>San Diego
>sports teams
>plural
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>>66645797
fuck you Seattle. you got one. It's pretty much all about Cleveland and San Diego right now
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>>66645811
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What's the best minor league park?
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>>66645822
petco
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>>66645821
Nice ring
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>>66645827
That's not fair...
To the minor leaguers.
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Mariners
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>>66645822
Cheney
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>>66645827
SAVAGE
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>>66645839
Fug better picture
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>>66645839
>>66645846
Seems lovely.
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>>66645789
their minor league hockey team just made the playoffs
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How do the Dodgers stay with this record.
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>>66645822
Huntington Park in Columbus or the new Charlotte park.
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>>66645855
not play any more games
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>>66645822
http://www.baseballamerica.com/majors/best-ballparks-minors/#tfaDDczpGAckatXu.97
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>>66645822
Everett Memorial Stadium is bretty /comfy/ desu
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>>66645851
>their star player is named reeeeeee

holy fucking shit you can't even make it up
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>>66645839
>>66645846
>mfw drinking Rainier while at a Rainiers game
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on a scale from 1 to 10, how many runs will the padres score this month?
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>>66645855
keep playing the Padres?
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>>66645855
play the padres for 159 more games
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Reply to this post with a name. It can either be a fake name or the name of a Padre from the last 10 years. Anons will try to guess which it is.
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Guys, I need some help. I was reading about this former Dodgers catching prospect and something about his career just doesn't make sense. I know he broke into the majors for a bit in the mid-90s with the Dodgers and Reds, but then his stats page just has an unrecognizable team name next to all his seasons after that. Does someone know if he went and played in Japan or something?
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>>66645819
>>66645819
got one what?
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>>66645903
Jesus Padre
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This smug cunt gets the AL MVP.

You cannot refute this without resorting to memes.
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>>66645903
Paul McAnulty
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>>66645914
Padre?
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Reply to this post with a name. It can either be a fake name or the name of a Blue Jay that is no longer on the current roster. Jays """"fans"""" will try to guess which it is.
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>>66645907
Benny Rodriguez senpai?
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>>66645903
Thad Weber
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>>66645907
who?
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>>66645903
Khalil Greene
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>>66645919
Padre.
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>>66645918
padre
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>>66645914
>>66645918
>>66645927
all fake
>>66645931
padre
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Ms and nats are only 2 teams never to see a WS. who will be first mlb?
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>>66645928
>Paulie
>goes to win a eries while we havent won one since 1988
fml
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>>66645812
>this senseless post
What did he mean by this?
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You can ONLY reply to this post if your team HASN'T given up a RUN all SEASON.
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>>66645937
pls
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>>66645937
M's fan here but I think this is the Nats year to win it all desu.
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>>66645903
Callix Crabbe
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>>66645948
>I think this is the Nats year to win it all desu.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>66645949
Padre?
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Is Donaldson dead?
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>>66645903
http://www.behindthename.com/random/

to make it easier
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>>66645903
Phil Nevin
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>>66645963
Yes.
Utility on the 2008 63 win team
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>>66645975
Seriously? I thought it looked like a fantasy novel character.

>>66645974
Padre
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>>66645827
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>>66645968
day to day
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>>66645903
Octavio Stuber
>>66645920
Roy Hollyday
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>still no wins

At least the rags got dumpstered
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>>66645996
>Octavio Stuber
fake?

>Roy Hollyday
misspelled Blue Jay
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>>66645920
Juan McBatflip
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>>66645903
Carmelo Martinez

>>66645908
Seattle just got a SuperBowl. There isn't an old man alive in Cleveland or San Diego that remembers any winning championship team in any sport
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The dbacks pitching looked like shit this week, I hope its just a phase. Hold me SENPAI if it gets worse. And should I buy MLB at bat? Is it any good?
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tfw is the difference between short season A ball and normal full season A ball? Why have 2 teams of guys playing at the same level?
tits so you fags respond
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>>66646024
>not holding natty boh
disgusting desu
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>>66646016
april rockies are a meme like always, but the dbags haven't looked good
way too early to say though
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I have a team I support, but I really like players from other team a. Is it weird to root and watch other teams games cuz I like their players
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>>66646011
>Carmelo Martinez
padre? wait. fake? I have no idea. September call up that never got into a game?
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>>66646011
I dont care about the Seahawks
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>>66646001
Right on both
>>66645903
Woody Williams
>>66645920
Walt Herrema
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>>66645903
Big Game James
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>>66646060
lol same desu

im happy with one ring and could care less if we win another

sucks being only baseball first guy in my circle of friends
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>>66646046
use coupon code TRUEBLUE at www.FANDUELS.COM to get FREE entry into 1 day fantasy leagues so you can root for other players you retarded cuck
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>>66646069
Padre and fake?

>>66646070
Padre?
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>>66645903
andrew cashmer
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>>66646099
fake but one letter away
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>>66645903
Johannes Daubney
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Dubs decide what AL team I root for this year/shit post in their threads. You have my aligance all year
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>>66645903
Burt Reynolds
>mfw he is in the M's farm system
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>>66646108
Feels like the sort of name that the padres would assign to a reliever in their system but I'll say fake.
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>>66646109
A's
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>>66646070
Lionel "little train" James? Chargers edition..

the city of San Diego has zero championships editions
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>>66646109
royals'royce
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>>66646110
answered your own question there
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>>66645903
Last one for tonight. Cla Meredith
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>>66646124
That's a padre name if I've ever seen one.
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>>66646024
>>66646093
Ugly girls

>>66646098
Generic bimbo

Get some taste guys
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>>66646134
agreed
>3d
2d forever
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>>66646109
San Pedro Big Boys
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>>66646093
L-London?
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>>66646109
Royals
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>>66646113
>>66646132
both right
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>>66646109
Indians
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>>66646109
A's desu
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>>66646109
los reales
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>>66646121
>>66646152
>>66646180
>telling a lifelong warriors fan to be an even bigger bandwagonner
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>>66646180
Who's this cum chum?
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>>66646109
Mariners

come to the meme side
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Should I buy mlb premium its $109, but I get all the games hmmm.
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>>66646191
You asked for a team and you where suggested one. Ingrate.
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>>66646215
kotori minami from love live desu
worst girl in that show too
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>>66645903
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2012/10/17/3520092/padre-names-the-definitive-resource
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>>66646109
White Sox
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>>66646277
only MLB teams are allowed
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>>66646277
KEK
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>>66646277
BODIED
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>tfw lifelong dads fan

Will the team ever stop sucking?
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>>66646256
>I'd love to say that I know what my standards are for this - and since I said "scientific" above I must know them! But I won't share them for hazy undefined reasons
Is this the infamous article Pissboi rambles on about?
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>>66646277

DO IT FAGGOT
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jints
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>>66646330
I don't consider this cunt to be an actual human being.
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>>66646330
Those fake "tits" are gross
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>>66646339
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>>66646296
Not with Mort Camp on the team's payroll.
At least you have GOAT beaches?
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>>66645780
More like Dumpster Friar, amirite?
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>>66646345
Do you enjoy being an orbiter that much?
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>>66646330
holy shit that's ugly
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>>66645789
The Gulls just secured a spot in the playoffs
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>>66646416
>minor league hockey is shit diego's last hope

LOL
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>>66645804
You rang?
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Post Postseason Predictions here

AL East: Boston
AL Central: Cleveland
AL West: Houston
AL Wild Cards: Texas and Tampa Bay

NL East: New York
NL Central: Pittsburgh
NL West: Los Angeles
Wild Cards: Chicago and St. Louis

Rays over Rangers
Cubs over Cardinals

Red Sox over Rays, Astros over Indians
Dodgers over Cubs, Pirates over Mets

Astros over Red Sox
Dodgers over Pirates

Dodgers over Astros
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>>66645881
Rockies have garbage pitching and their going to Coors Field. I'd say 10-20
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>>66645822

Raley Field
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post yfw the doyers win da worlds eries
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>>66646436
They're*
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>padres had to open at home against a team designed around curbstomping bad teams
just mean really
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>>66646464
Sad, but that's what Dodgers fans want to see. They get rrrreally excited when their team busts up on the gutter trash.
Unfortunately, they're not nearly as good during games that matter.
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Royals over Astros in 7
Dodgers over Cubs in 4
Royals over Dodgers in 5 or 6
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>>66646474
Kershaw choking is mostly meme imo but it seems like basically the entire rest of the team shuts down in the postseason
They can't win if no one can hit
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>>66646474
The difference is that not only did we sweep the Padres, we didn't allow ONE FUCKING RUN.

Does that even say something? Please reevaluate yourself for saying the Dodgers aren't good enough. Pitching (Kershaw, Kazmir, Maeda, Ryu, and Anderson/Wood at full health is a deadly rotation) will carry this team to an NL West title again. And the offense is finally kicking in under Dave Roberts. I feel like he's going to make the clubhouse calmer and less tense like it was under Mattingly.
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>>66646489
I will hold you(you) to this
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>>66646504

That's because their whole offense is built around the long ball. That can work over a full season, but the small sample size of a postseason series means they can easily go a few games where the HR/FB% fucks them, which destroys their ability to score runs.
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>>66646511

>we
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>>66646563
What else should I say then?
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>>66646511
>I feel like he's going to make the clubhouse calmer and less tense

people say that every time a team hires a new manager
you might as well say the sky is blue
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>>66646602
Also getting rid of Zack Greinke might have been the best thing to happen to us in the end.
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>>66646511
>you'll flat-out envy >our participation medal

It was the fucking Padres guy, clean up your nut.
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>>66646629
The rest of the country literally thinks either the D-Backs will win the NL West solely based on their roster or the Giants because of "muh even year xd"

The Dodgers are left out, I'm glad that they are though. I can't wait that this is the year we prove EVERYONE wrong and win it all this year.
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>>66646654
Giants are 100% a more complete team than the Dodgers.
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>>66646654
>The rest of the country literally thinks either the D-Backs will win the NL West

Haha

You must not read the national media much then.
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>>66646664
With a rotation that contains overpaid pitchers that routinely crash and burn in the playoffs?
Our rotation is better, it's not even a contest, and we have a better farm system. The Dodgers clicking on all cylinders and you haters just don't see it.
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>>66646676
The national media rides the D-Backs dick nonstop. They think Zack Greinke and Shelby Miller are a better 1-2 punch than any Dodgers duo right now. Better yet, they're convinced that because of their Spring Training record, they'll be unstoppable and that Paul Goldschmidt will win NL MVP because it's a "trendy pick."
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Dear Giants,

Please sweep the Doyers so that /sp/ can finally be free of delusion.

-Anon
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>>66646678
>We'll win in 2016 because of >our farm system
Solid logic there Spock
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>>66646691
>The national media rides the D-Backs dick nonstop.
Fuckin' what.
>They think Zack Greinke and Shelby Miller are a better 1-2 punch than any Dodgers duo right now.
I mean, an argument can certainly be made, considering the Dodgers gimped ass rotation becuase of all the injuries.
>Better yet, they're convinced that because of their Spring Training record, they'll be unstoppable
Again, fuckin' what.
>and that Paul Goldschmidt will win NL MVP because it's a "trendy pick."
Considering he's placed second in MVP voting twice now, I don't think it's a "trendy pick" to have him win the NL MVP. Even so, I still see more of the National Media picking Harper to repeat than Goldy to finally win it.
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>>66646691
The Dodgers don't have a 1-2 punch. They barely have a 1-4 punch
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Are we being memed right now? Even DG isn't quite this delusional.
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>>66646432
I disagree with a few things but the Astros Dodgers was my prediction, along with Pirates over mest
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>>66646729
>tfw peavy blows it tomorrow and it gets even worse.
Got a lot riding on tomorrow family.
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>trash players who you've been tricked by MLBN to be good (but are actually shite)
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>>66647045
how are you dg
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>>66647045
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>First Doyer-Jints game tomorrow

Who else hyped for the shitposting?
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>>66646729
I wanna fuck Saya-shi
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>>66646617
You still have Poog, retard
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>If these Bullpen implosions are the price it takes to get Vincent Velasquez, Consider it a worthwhile investment
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Heh
>RTTS
>Opponent calls for an IBB
>Get a lead off second for giggles
>They throw over, then approach like a normal AB

Wonder if fixed after '13, but lol

>captcha is French fries
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Why are the Padres pretending to be so bad this year?
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>>66645822
I have only been to Southwest University Park but I like it, I have been to about 8 games. Just stay out of the sun.
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>>66647045
Lol ok

Shitty b8. You're better than that DG
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>>66645804
Robinson Cano is on pace to hit 216 dingers this season :^)
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>tfw no Jane Lee gf
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Are these the 5 best rotations in baseball:

Mets
Rays
Indians
Pirates
Giants
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So I told Clint to sign a real pirate and he actually did it, the absolute madman!
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Holy shit Jaymee Sire on Sportscenter right now is full on naughty school girl. My dick is diamonds.
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>>66648385
Wrong its

Mets
Indians
Cubs
Giants
Rays
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>>66648436
Pics plz
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>>66648513
>cubs
Really? You'd pick them over Pirates or Nationals?
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>>66648545
I'm not sure if Pirates' is that great desu. Liriano and Cole are both great assets and a luxury even, but it takes a big step back after them. Nicaso was beasting yesterday though.

What's your top five OF?
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>>66648633
Marlins
Pirates
Royals
Astros
Angels

No particular order
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Is there anything more cucked than wearing a uniform of a player that's not the same race as you?

it's already pretty cuckish to be wearing a shirt with another man's name on it desu...
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>>66645822
>TFW McCoy gonna get torn down because of Lucancer
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>>66648545
pirates are a bunch of garbage after cole and liriano
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>>66648779
>>>/pol/
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>ITT people think the doyers are legit because they btfo the shittiest franchise in baseball

Lol
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>>66648520
Shitty pic but yeah
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>>66645822
US Cellular
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>>66648950
Which pixel is Jaymee?
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>>66648994
DAYUM SON ICE COLD
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>>66645822
regions park . maximum comf
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>>66649043
from inside
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>>66645822
Fenway Park.
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>>66648545
For sure man. Look at last years stats. Cubs had the best rotation in baseball. Even with Arrieta's regression to a mid 2s era they still have a top 5 rotation and made it better when they added Lackey.
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>david price and roll the dice
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>>66645822
Rogers Centre
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is trevor story in the hall of fame yet
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i-im not gonna m-make it lads..... i was so happy for b-b-basedball to start and i already have to go two whole days without a g-game.............
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>>66645822
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>>66649078
Interested to see how lester bounces back this year to be honest
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>"""""people"""""" still unironically think the Astros are capable of winning the Division over the Rangers
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>"""""people"""""" still unironically think the Giants are capable of winning the Division over the Dodgers
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>>66648779
That's fucking retarded tbhfam. If you like sports, you should love those who play the best. Yeah, I've got a Sosa, bonds, canseco, and McGwire jersey. So fucking what?
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What the fuck happened with the Astros yesterday? I was too busy to watch any games and then I find out this morning they got blown out 16-6 by the Yankees.
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>>66649596
Colin McPoo is what happened. He didn't even last an inning.
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>>66645915
literally who?
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lmaotbqhwy
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>>66649738
>could be the last time I see the Sox in 2nd this year

Savor every last fleeting second... Like your grandpa on his deathbed

;_;
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>100% chance of rain in the Bronx at 4pm
So we're getting another PPD game, huh?
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>>66649782
It was just nice being in first for a few hours.
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>>66645822
theres a really cool one on New York, and you can get there easily if you take the Subway from Yankee Stadium.
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>>66645903
Anthony Rizzo
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>Stanton
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Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS for Giants fans
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>Kansass has literally only 2 (two) rings
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>>66650068
See >>66649550
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>>66650052
Jeez almost looked like me on The Show
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>>66650052
come on all marlins fans know that stanton is a strikeout machine. he is going to strike out 150+ times if he actually finally plays the whole year
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>his team doesn't have the best young pitcher in the game
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>>66649800
Are you shitting me? Just fucking make all stadiums with retractable domes.
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>>66646134
>chestlet
>bimbo
pick one
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>>66650233
Who's better Syndergaard or Fernandez?
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>>66650258
I'd take Syndergaard because health, and I dont fully trust latino discipline until their fifth year or so in the league.
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>>66650052
Stanton is a Three True Outcome hitter m8, he's gonna strike out a lot
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That Lauren girl on MLB Central is always flashing some crazy leg with her short skirts. It's incredibly distracting.

We need more female sportscasters
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>>66650569
Tsn has some qts.
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>>66646432
>Texas

"no"
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>>66648829
nicasio is not garbage
the guy has figured it out
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>>66648684
Why do people still think Marcell Ozuna is good?
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>>66650479
See you tomorrow
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>>66650633
Well who would you swap out for the marlins?
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>>66650718
jasy/tiggers/red sux
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>>66649236
From what?
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>>66650233
Yordano Ventura?
You've been mistaken senpapi
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>>66650768
>he brought up ventura again

just stop while you're behind
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>>66649782
That's a cool looking cat.
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>>66645856
Huntington is the best in baseball
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>Rags
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Day time games are sad. The seats are always so empty. Except for the Rays, their seats are always empty and depressing.
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>>66650851
ANALLY ANNIHILATED GAYS FAN
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>>66650902
I'm not a Rays fan though
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>>66650743
>jays
Their infield defense is top 5 but I would never call their outfield top 5. Bautista isn't what he used to be and Saunders will be a little above average. I know Pillar is one of the better defensive center fielder's in the AL but he can't possibly compensate for the other 2. You need at least 2 really good OF.
>red sox
Yeah this is quite possible with betts/bradley jr
>tigers
Gose used to play for the jays and I'll admit he was a very solid center fielder, I don't know if I would place him in the same category as guys like trout, kiermaier, pillar, mccutchen, Adam Jones, Lorenzo Cain.
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>>66650936
Jays are literal definition of insanity. They keep trying to do the same thing day after day, and it always had the same result. They always start looking good or decent, but shit the bed before the 7th inning.

They barely managed to hold their own against the Rays. There's no hope for them this season.
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>>66646277
Is that some korean team?
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the seattle mariners are the only team in the al west to not be affiliated with analingus

>tex"ass" rangers "rags"
>houston "ass"tros
>oakland "ass"lethics (gays)
>"analslime" gaylos
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>>66651016
Would you rather be associated with memes or analplay?
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>>66651016
Seeasshole Mariners
>>
>melky batting second
>fraz's protection is avi

ROBIN THE MADMAN
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>>66651016
In the late 70s and early 80s Mariner was a term used in Gaybars that identified guys that loved giving and recieving fisting. This is no joke because I'm from Seattle and my step dad was big on the gay scene in Seattle at the time.
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>>66651048
Rekt
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>>66651099
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>>66650784
Why? Because he's better anyways?

Snyderguard is forever a #2 in the shadow of Matt Harvey
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>6 months now we will be waking up to a Dodgers vs Rangers Worlds eries
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>>66651161
uh huh

who else /doyerlusional/ here
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>>66650609
inb4 "muh bullpen"

Ever heard of the first 3 games? The Rangers bullpen is still elite, you seacucks just haven't seen our full potential which should be in a matter of months while we have an 8 game lead over the Stros
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>>66651175
That term is a meme, and the Doyers haven't allowed a run all season.

I'm more than confident we can hold the Giants to at least 4 or 5 total runs these next 4 games. Yeah Wood and this literally who are pitching on the next 2 days but let's be real, are they going to stop Based Kershaw and Kazmir? They've pitched like Cy Young contenders and it's only the first week.
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>>66651188
>The Rangers bullpen is still elite

It tickles me to know that this meme is only just beginning.
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>>66651235
if hunter pence quits shooting up before the game i think the giants lineup has what it takes to get some runs though
the heart of that order is really scary desu
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>>66651363
Because you're a deluded Seacucks fan.

Look at who the Rangers have and you'll be proven wronng

>Tolleson: 30 Saves Closer, almost perfect on the mound
>Kela: Stolen from the Memeners, next in line if Tolleson ever fails
>Diekman: Truly elite setup man, guaranteed the majority of holds
>Dyson: Acquired from the Fish and since then has been lights out
>Wilhelmsen: Another player stolen from the Memeners, one of the bright spots on their old bullpen
>Faulkner: With the talent around him, he'll only get better
>Barnette: Elite closer in Japan, will also get better with the talent around him

>Top 5 Defense as well
>Carried by offense

Are you done? It's clear your shitty team won't keep up with us much longer, you won the last 2 games by luck, our guys simply weren't up for it. Mind you, it's the BEGINNING of the season and you deluded Seacuck fans think your team is winning the AL West, LMFAO
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>>66651235
>beat the padres
>suddenly world series contenders
doyers fans everybody
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>>66651450
>tolleson - infinite era
>wilhelmson - infinite era
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>>66651509
Tolleson's ERA isn't infinite you dumbass.

Your bullpen is a bunch of literally whos who won't make the other 29 teams
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>>66651450
>a bunch of literally whos
>infinite eras
>rags
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>>66651487
>kershit and autistboy start 4 of 5 nlds games
>still lose the series

that stupid fucking team is hopeless. they've had enough opportunities to win over the last decade
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>22 years ago today, MJ singled, doubled & drove in 2 runs against the Cubs in an exhibition at Wrigley Field
>cusb
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>>66651161

>Rags
>WS
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>>66651487
Look at the Giants fan trying to be funny! It's clear your team can't even sweep the Memers while we haven't allowed ONE RUN against the Padres.

We probably won't shut you out on today or tomorrow, but expect us to hit the ball too, remember that our offense is only getting better and there's nothing you can do about it.
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>>66651531
Probably more hopeful than your team, which is probably the Cubs and are a disgrace for accepting losing for 108 years in a row.
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>>66651558
>still bragging about the padres
it writes itself lmao
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>>66651527
Only one pitcher has an infinite ERA you dumbass.

What don't you get? It's not surprising he came from your joke of an organization too.
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Post the Top 5 Delusional Fanbases on /sp/

1. Dodgers
2. Red Sox
3. Rangers
4. Cubs
5. Yankees
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>>66651607
REKT
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>>66651639
9001. Braves
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>>66651607
>guys only ONE of our pitchers has an infinite ERA!!
>this is something to brag about for >rags fans
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>>66651639
Mariners, Royals, Diamondbacks
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>>66651647
9002. Nationals
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Post some fun small sample size stats
Cano is slugging 1.231 with a babip of 0.00
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>>66651648
He'll be DFA'd if he allows another run, you cucks can have him back. We just will use our OVERPOWERED farm system that you cucks don't even have.

Come in with the weakest bait and get bodied by the fact that I have a winning team and you guys don't.
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>>66651673
Maeda has more hrs hit than runs allowed
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>>66651673
david wright is on pace to steal 162 bases
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>>66651686
>winning team
kek
i'm not even a memeners fan, i just think you're pretty delusional
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>>66651689
>mfw Maeda hits 15 HR and is in the Top 10 for ERA with Kershaw and Kazmir
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>>66651686
Just stop buddy. I know you are embarrased by the opening series but its way too early to get this upset
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>>66651715
>Kazmir
>Japanese pitcher completing his first mlb season with no injuries
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>>66651016
>SHITattle
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>tfw glad the reds just got a grand slam
>tfw sad a guy just came in and his first 2 career MLB batters faced got a walk and a grand slam
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Who /reds4surpriseteam2016/ here?
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>Philthy
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>>66651666
national fans literally don't exist on /sp/
it's weird
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>>66651781
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>>66651717
See
>>66651750
>>66651642
Now shoo.
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>>66651783
Because DC is either shit poor niggers who can't afford a computer or rich politicians and bureaucrats who don't give a shit about 4chan.
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>>66651783

WHERE'S
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>>66649114
DON'T YOU DIE ON ME! QUICK LADS! SHOW HIM YOUR FAVORITE KC MOMENTS TO KEEP HIM GOING!
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>>66651666
90000001. Whos

I actually feel kind of sorry for them. But then I remember they have Chris Sale.
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>>66651783
I think I would like the Nationals more if Bryce Harper wasn't such a crybaby.
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>tfw was so excited for baseball to start
>tfw now just want baseball to end

:(
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>>66651826
literally the only reason to dislike the nationals is that their players are a bunch of shitheads
which is a pretty big reason so yeah
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Let the Chorgers leave and someone buy the Poordres and move them somewhere else.

>There are San Diegans that would want to build a new stadium for an unproven NFL team in Downtown over any efforts to keep Comic Con in town.
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>>66651818
The Whos fans on 4chan happen to be the most depressed fucks because of that. You almost have to feel bad for them. Now their hopes lie in chance
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>>66651639
>Giants not in top 5

San Fagsician detected
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>>66651842

at least giants fans will admit their pitching roster is shit
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>>66651806
The magic of dead parents propelling them to the WS
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>>66651838
Maybe they should share Dodger Stadium since they can't afford anything and they can build the Chargers stadium where Petco currently lies.
I mean, they're never going to have any fans. If anything, they're the worst MLB franchise at the moment.
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>>66651842
I'm an O's fan fampai.
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>>66651818
>>66651840

Well we are pretty depressing, fitting for a depressing team but uh, what's wrong with Sale?
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When will meme teams finally be defeated in baseball? I am sick of them. I wonder how people in can root for meme teams in good conscience.
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>>66651904
what is a meme team to you? a team you don't like?
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>>66651904
Have you ever considered that you might be a meme?
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>>66651904
>assmad Yankee fan who wants only his team to do well
>>Reddit
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I"m not gonna make it to the end of the year. Not even to when the NFL starts.
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>>66651974
E
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>>66651783
They existed until that year where the Barves absolutely smashed the Nats and the Nats kept going "YEAH BUT WE STILL BETTA DOE". The Braves fans straight bullied them off the site shit was hilarious.
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>>66651992
A
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>>66651655
Mariners fan here
Idk why the fuck we're optimistic right now
I'm fully expecting to crash in burn against a good team. However the rags aren't a good team :^)
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>>66652002
How I wish I could have been here for that.
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>>66652006
G
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Can't wait to see the 86 throwbacks unis this season
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>>66652023
L
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>Howard hitting a homerun

Holy shit did I accidentally get zapped back to 2008?
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>>66652042
E
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>>66652063
S
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Reply to this with your season predictions.
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>>66652063
S
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>>66652067
EAGLES
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>>66652073

Red Sox begin another building year. Gain momentum in 2017. Win the Series in 2018. Go another century before winning it again.
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>>66652073
AL East: Red Sox (Home Field)
AL Central: Indians
AL West: Astros
AL Wild Cards: Rangers and Rays

NL East: Mets
NL Central: Pirates
NL West: Dodgers (Home Field)
NL Wild Cards: Cubs and Cardinals

Rays over Rangers
Cubs over Cardinals

Red Sox over Rays, Astros over Indians
Dodgers over Cubs, Pirates over Mets

Astros over Red Sox
Dodgers over Pirates

Dodgers over Astros
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Should all Yankees """""""""""""""" fans""""""""""""" kill themselves?

>>66652034
>>
who /undefeated/ here?
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>>66652126
At least they want a franchise that wins while you cucks probably root for the Cubs and other teams that accept cuckoldry as a part of the fandom.

Pathetic degeneracy. He made the right choice. "Bandwagoning" is OK and you faggots don't like winning, everyone knows that supporting a winner makes a winner on the outside.
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>>66652144
here famaloony
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>>66652171
>Bandwagoning" is OK

Literally "There is nothing wrong with being Jewish"
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>>66652171
So when the yankees didn't make the playoffs for two years straight did you suddenly become not a yankees fan until they made it back?
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>>66651518
Our bullpen of literally whos hasn't given up a run yet. Yours fucking imploded twice already. kek
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>>66652144
here and soon to be 7-0
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>>66652171
Inb4 people fall for this bad b8
>>
These Cincinnati commentators making fun of people spending more time on their phone than watching the game at the ballpark's "connect zone" has been the best part of watching this game.

Why the fuck would you go to a ballpark just to sit at a TV and watch the game on it while texting away?
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>>66651963
Literally how do you infer that he's a yankee fan
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>>66652041
darryl and doc are so based
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>>66646357
Shut up dad!!
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>>66652218
>implying the rags bullpen will be like that all year
Memes aside, Texas has an underrated bullpen.
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>>66652236
the correct etiquette is to rip urinals off walls
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>>66652236
Have to word this. There's nothing in the world more comfy than afternoon baseball on a spring day. And these fucking retards show up to this one of life's comforts and spend it tweeting about their life instead. fucking despicable. gas them all.
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>>66652408
Keep talking about how "elite", how "underrated", how "deadly" the rag bullpen is
It only gets funnier and funnier every time they blow a game
This is like the Red Sox 5 aces of 2015
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>>66652457
Other than the Yankees and Royals, who has a better bullpen in the AL?
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I hope boston does well through the entire season only to have a 2011 style implosion.
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>>66652457
the five aces was a joke because everyone knew that rotation was dogshit

these people actually believe their bullpen is good
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>>66652476
The Rangers
If not THE best.
>>66651450
>>
>>66652476
The Rangers
If not THE best bullpen in the AL. Thanks for the love, that's going to carry us all year. It is indeed early and we're still that unstoppable when you look at our roster.
>>
>>66652476
athletics
astros
red sox
orioles

pretty much every team desu senpai
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>>66652548
Stop meming anon.
>>
>>66652548
Red Sox (they are a whole new league of Based) and Athletics yes but come on the Lastros and the Orilels?
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Post Top 5 Bullpens in Baseball
1. Red Sox
2. Rangers
3. Royals
4. Cardinals
5. A's
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>>66652682
>rangers
>2

IT JUST CONTINUES
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And they never won again.
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>>66652123
>Doyers
top kek
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>>66652644
britton and o'day alone are way better than anyone in the rags pen and mychal givens could end up pretty based
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>>66652708
Didn't they literally outperform the Royals last 2nd half though?
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>>66648302
>not hitting HR's in 100% of your at-bats
kek my sides
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>>66652682
>red sox
>1
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>>66652644
>britton
>o'day
>brach
>givens

>there are people who don't think this is an elite bullpen

kys tbqh
>>
>>66652821
He's the same guy who thinks they'll win 110+ games this year and the Giants will win less than 75 games. Ignore him.
>>
>>66652073
White sox win the world series
>>
>>66652877
As well as the A's and Angles winning more than 90 games
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>>66653148
You are a cuckold.
>>
White Sox As
>>66653238
>>
>>66652682
>Cardinals in the top 10
>Cardinals in the top 5
>Cardinals having a good bullpen
>>
why do the reds play such fucking awful music over the PA?
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>Blanco

how fucking worthless. good series Reds. time to go drink myself to sleep
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>>66653843

Peavy going to go five innings with 3 runs today, giantsbros?
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>>66653635
>implying the Bengals don't have a worse selection
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>>66653947
More like 5 ER and 3 innings.
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>>66654023
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>>66653996
>Implying hand-egg matters
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YOU MAED BRO
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>>66653162
Can't wait for all of boston's aces to win over 110 games
>>
Can some of you lovely anons explain me all these baseball stats? And which are more important to which position
>>
>>66654238
What do you think the collective era of the starting rotation will be if you take out price? 5? 6?
>>
Why the fuck is the dodgers/giants series opener done on a Thursday at 1:00?

By the time we get to the big >shaw/buttguarder match up the giants will have a losing a record and the banter will be completely one sided.
>>
Coco Crisp is the dumbest fucking name in professional baseball.
>>
>>66654295
WHIP is the most important for center fielders and shortstops since they need to have strong throwing arms, aka whips
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>>66654716
>hating on Opening Day baseball
SoCasual indeed
>>
>>66654295

RBI's are the most important stat for hitters since they measure the ability to drive in runs in clutch situations.

OBP is a meme stat that measures the ability to clog up the bases. Ignore autists who think it's important.

Wins are the most important pitcher stat since the whole point of the game is to win and this measures the ability of the pitcher to do so.
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>>66651850
Lol
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>>66654891
Its not Opening Day, retardo
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>Jints-Doyers first game of the season

Are your bodies ready for the shitposting?
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>>66654236
>hear maeda hit a hr
>check the video
Jesus fucking christ they gave him one of the worst pitches I've seen in my life
>padres
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>>66654906
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>>66651780
Bro they beat the Phillies.... The fucking Phillies bro
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>>66654906
>>
Dodgers @ GIANTS
>>66655333
Dodgers @ GIANTS
>>66655333
Dodgers @ GIANTS
>>66655333
Dodgers @ GIANTS
>>66655333
>>
>>66654944
both fanbases are insufferable desu
it's just that one doesn't have to fear for their life in the jints parking lot
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>>66655404
>this disgustingly casual gamethread
couldn't expect anything less from a doyerfag
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>lillies 0-3
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>>66655656
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>>66654775
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>Red Sox/Indians postponed again
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>>66656317
Cleveland needs to invest in a roof
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>Padres season already over

How many wins does this god awful shit team get? I'm thinking 65 at the most.
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>>66656317

Great, I can watch the Bruins miss out on the playoffs.
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>David Price not pitching vs Toronto
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Who /statedoesnthaveabaseballteam/ here
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>>66656698
>>66656698
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>>66656675
good this way we'll be starting 3 aces in a row
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDtH4NWDSxQ

>2016
>not getting Belgian Waffles at a baseball game
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Angels rags today
Who will suck less?
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>>66656894
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Is it just me or do the current Stankees uniforms look like shit?
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>watching the nanny league
Who does that? That's terrible.
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>>66651926
>what is a meme team to you?
Your favorite team.

>>66651948
No, I like the Tigers.
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>>66655656
in my pits of despair I find one thing to keep me steady
shitposting
>>
can the city of Cleveland please just finally die
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>>66657551
No, their punishment must be more severe
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Parking garages around AT&T stadium charging $120 flat rate to park for opening day.
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>>66657649
How much are mediocre tickets?
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>joc
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>>66656344
>implying the Indians have any money
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what the fuck even is a Padre?
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>>66657927
r u dum
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>>66657927
wat
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>Giles
Oh noooooo what are ye doing
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>Dodgers play a good team
>Give up 7 runs in 2 innings
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>Mat Latos had a better start than Sale, Quintana, and Rodon
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Somebody at MLB.tv needs to be fired
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>>66658655
why
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>>66658511
Lets see if he can repeat.
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Literal Garbage: The Team
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>>66658655
>not referring to Chris Davis as Chris Crash

pleb
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>>66657927
It's short for 'compadre' which is Spanish for god-parent, friendo.
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>>66658720
Doyers sweep a shit team
Play a good team and lose.
Who else is surprised?
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>>66658753
>>66658655
He gets his adderall from this man, I assume
>>
wew
>>
Daily reminder that the last true Dynasty in baseball were the Joe Torre Yankees.
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>>66659153
at least you're not a doyer fag, otherwise we'd need to build a wall ITT
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Do you think DG has killed himself yet?
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>>66659218
dfw no qt underage girl with daddy issues to pee on
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>>66659218
he probably died just now
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Ubaldo is Ubalding again
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>DOYERS
>DOYERS
>DOYERS
>DOYERS
>>
AY CARAMBA
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>The Los Angeles Dodgers
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my sides are in orbit
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>El Toril de Los Doyers
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>Doyers
>LAPD
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>>66649114
i know that feel, having an off day so quickly after the offseason just seems so wrong.
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>>66659290
>>66659300
>>66659316
>>66659325
what what happened
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>>66659395
1-0 hanging slider to pence with the bases loaded.
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>>66659395
tl;dr DG killed himself after Alex Wood sat down
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>>66659395
>Blow 4 run lead by allowing 7 runs in 2 innings
>Grandslam few innings later
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>>66659395

grand salami
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>>66659402
>>66659407
Oh my
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>the even year meme magic is actually real
>>
>>66655333

>Lineups are irrelevant because Giants will not score on Alex.

EVERYONE POINT AT THE DOYER FAN OP AND LAUGH
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>Doyers
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>Meme magic is real

Who can stop us?
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>lo doyers
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>>66659511
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>>66651783
>>66651794
>>66651803
>>66651826
>>66652002

We're around
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https://streamable.com/2iaa
https://streamable.com/2iaa
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>>66659584
>>
The Grand Strategy of Dave Roberts is to ____________.
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>>66645780
see ya this weekend SD....

>pic is what history looks like
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>ESPN Stats & Info @ESPNStatsInfo 4m4 minutes ago
>@SFGiants : first time they've scored at least 12 runs twice within first four games since 1884 ... when they were the New York Gothams!

WHERE ARE YOU DG?

COME ON OUT YOU LITTLE CHICKEN SHIT
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>>66659635
what is mattinglyisms?
>>
>>66659680
Who's DG again?
>>
>>66659680
He got banned two days ago.
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>>66659593

converting to a webm at the speed of slow

gimme time
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>Doyers
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>>66659593
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>>66659711
>muh risp
>>
>>66659711

o-ok, or that works
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>JD Memetinez

JUST
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>tfw doyers BTFO so /mlb/ won't notice our first of many lost series
>>
the obsession with a tripfag in here is indescribably pathetic
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>>66659711
"AND THERE'S A HIGH DRIVE, DEEP TO LEFT FIELD, AND IT'S A GRAND SLAM FOR BUSTER POSEY ........ 'S GOOD FRIEND, HUNTER PENCE!!!"

Nice cover, Jon.

forty keks were had
>>
Giants fans have reached a new low today in terms of being this delusional.

They literally believe that "meme magic" exists and that is exactly what makes them a good team, little do they know that BOTH their hitting and pitching is vastly inferior to the Dodgers, who were one inning away from setting a shutout record, and the idiot known as Dave Roberts decided to go to the bullpen like an idiot.

Every time the Dodgers lose, /sp/ has a field day for the most bullshit reasons. If you want to be respectable baseball fans hate on the team that represents the embarrassment to baseball that is the San Francisco Giants. They are bandwagonning cucks, worst of all, their irrational hatred for the Dodgers is unfound.

>le kershaw cant pitch in le postseason xd
>giants cucks don't understand he's the objectively best pitcher in baseball
>hurr durr they spend gorillions of dollars on cubans
>giants cucks overpaid cueto and samardzjia, two postseason FAILURES

The Dodgers will win the National League West and eventually the pennant. Kershaw, Kazmir, Maeda, Ryu, and eventually Urias will dominate from August to September, and the Giants will get beaten out of the Wild Card by one of the NL Central contenders (all 3 of them will make it) because their rotation is shit, didn't we score 4 runs off Peavy? That's already good enough. I can't wait to score 7 off Cueto and his overrated ass.

Please end yourselves Giants fans, you won't be making the postseason this year. "Even year meme magic" ends in 2016. The Dodgers will win the NL West and you will be sitting and watching us win the World Series in front of your cuck faces.

Fuck the Giants, fuck the city of San Fagcishit, and fuck every Giants fan on /sp/
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>doyers
>mfw
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>>66659778

keep crying, pissboi
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>>66659778
12RUNS
2
R
U
N
S
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>>66659778
you are upset
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>>66659778
Are you okay anon?
>>
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JUST
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>>66659778
ITS HERE. THE ULTIMATE BUTTHURT
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How much is the Dodgers payroll?
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>>66659778
I am a dodgers fag but thanks for this epic copy pasta
>>
>>66659778
I only come on /sp/ for baseball season. Is this pasta?
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>>66659847
>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best pitching depth in the NL and a top 10 offense in the MLB will miss the playoffs this season

>Justin Turner (objectively and statistically a top 5 third baseman, it isn't even debatable)
>Hyun-jin Ryu (best Pitcher in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1.98 ERA, 280 SOs, and a sub 1.000 WHIP)
>Cory Seager (a top 3 shortstop already and going into this season will be fully recovered from causing all those errors in the ALCS (2.9+ dWAR, .290 BA )
>((((Joc Pederson))))(literally a top defensive outfielder that is way better than just a platoon guy .700 OBP)
>Yasiel Puig (top 10 designated hitter in the NL 35 HRs, .700+ slg,)
>Kike Hernandez (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in baseball, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>Adrean Gonalez(one of the fastest and most explosive players in baseball)
>Clayton Kershaw(one of the best post season pitchers)

>Best Bullpen depth in the NL
>Best pitching staff in the MLB
>Best infield in the MLB
>Top 5 total

Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Dodgers are losing the NL west this season

The Dodgers win drought ends in 2016-2017

You can't prove me wrong

Cap it
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>>66659845
>mfw the doyers are starting a literal who from AA ball instead of any other prospect they have tomorrow
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>>66659864
>Best Bullpen Depth in the NL

12 RUNS

1 2 R U N S
2

R
U
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S
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>who were one inning away from setting a shutout record, and the idiot known as Dave Roberts decided to go to the bullpen like an idiot.

>mfw DG didnt even watch the game
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>>66659875
O
U
T
L
I
E
R
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>>66659884
mfw this nigger manager will run us into the ground
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>>66659778
I don't really have a dog in this fight, maybe a slight bias towards sf since I hate la, but there is no way you can honestly believe what you just wrote. I mean, how long have the Dodgers been out of the world series now? Nearly THIRTY years? How much longer do they have to go before you admit that bottomless budgets are not the key to postseason success?

This delusion is scary. If this is pasta, well done, 7/10 you got me flustered. But if this is legitimately the same faggot who simultaneously believed that Aroldis Champan's wildly-publicized domestic violence incident shouldn't interfere with your team's ability to sign him, and the person who continually spammed the >mest when their incredible pitching staff and bats btfo of your shit city?

God damn shame. Almost trips too.
>>
>>66659864
>Justin Turner (objectively and statistically a top 5 third baseman, it isn't even debatable)

huh that's weird
>>
>>66659898

Y
O
U
A
L
I
A
R
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>>66659923
>using shit from his injury season
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>>66659923
>hfw based matt duffy is #5
>>
>>66659938
>>66659923
>>66659864

>Cory Seager (a top 3 shortstop already and going into this season will be fully recovered from causing all those errors in the ALCS (2.9+ dWAR, .290 BA )

weird
>>
new

>>66659950
>>66659950
>>66659950
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>>66659959
so early
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>>66659864
>Yasiel Puig (top 10 designated hitter in the NL 35 HRs, .700+ slg,)
>Yasiel Puig (top 10 designated hitter in the NL
>designated hitter in the NL

fuck i got troled
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>>66659969
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>>66659778

>Dodgers
>Postseason success

Pick one and only one. This is coming from a baseball fan who has no connection to the NL West at all.

Right now the Dodgers are a huge joke each October because Kershaw looks amazing in the regular season, October shows up and he becomes shit like the rest of the team.

Congrats for sweeping the Padres. Triple AAA teams would do better than the Padres at times this year, and you actually had to play a real baseball team and got smoked to no one's surprise.

When the Dodgers make it to the World Series again then you can talk shit. I think it'll be a while before that happens
>>
Courtesy bump
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>>66659778
YOU TELL EM PB
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>>66656344
>>66657916
Real baseball isn't played indoors.
>>
>It's another ''Giants and Dodgers fans false-flagging each other to the detriment of the entire thread for 200 posts straight'' episode

Worst coast strikes again!
>>
>>66660467

At least Yankees/Red Sox fans just hate each other to their faces.
>>
>>66659778
>4-0
>>
Schwarber hurt his knee
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>>66663115
There is a new thread.
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