Wood v. Peavy
Lineups are irrelevant because Giants will not score on Alex.
>>66655333
Holy shit (xxxyyzzz)
>tfw even year
>tfw jints meme their way into another eries
let's go giaaaaaaants
>jake peepee
who cozy here?
>Pooeeg
4 pitch inning good shit
>Puig
for years I though his name was denard spam
>>66655579
pretty cozy, catching the game with some fishsticks
I miss Lincecum
>Umpball already
>>66655819
Do you miss the runs he gave up?
>>66655797
>Ohhhh I've been calling her Mrs. Crandall
>Why didn't anyone tell me?
>>66655819
Wore my Lincecum shirt yesterday, and I'll never stop wearing it
>pitcher's duel incoming
>wood keeping the tradition of killing giant players
I always knew he had it in him
>just got home
>TV is shifting the bed
REEEE FUCK XFINITY
>>66655814
made a breakfast sandwhich with buttermilk bread, cheddar, bacon and eggs with a dark beer
Lmao at all the wagecucks who can't watch this game
based Gonzo
>>66655935
>tfw couldve been me
>someone walked off and they wanted me in today
>told them I was in a different state
>giants pitching
please end it
>regular season cueto
>no linecum for now and even so will show age
>madson showing age
>we overpaid for JEFF
>>66655935
>>66655995
picked up my paycheck after graveyard shift and still awake to watch the game here
>>66655997
Who is Madson?
fuck! nice stop.
>>66656049
madbum
>Joc getting a basehit
>>66656049
Madson Bumgarner the pitcher you idiot
LGTSS
>RISP
wake up peepee
remember your lifetime record against these bums
for fucks sake peavy
It's over lads
Even year magic is dead. Kill me.
Oh well time to hop on that warriors bandwagon
>peavy and Cain in rotation over Heston
Why?
Why do some left handed pitchers hit from the right handed box? Madbum does the same thing
Only played two years of little league here
>Crawnik
CRAW'D
at least we got a run
inb4 >we
>RISP
23 minutes in and this game is fucking over
GAY faggots can form a line an rim my asshole after the 7th inning
Bye
>>66656169
Why do some left handed position players bat right handed? Why do some right handed position players bat left handed?
>Umped again already
for fucks sake
>new rule bullshit
FUG
Fuck the Giants
Are the Doyers capable of playing a single game without bribing an ump?
this fucking umpball shit what the fuck. fuck you dodgers fucking buying off the umps to win games holy shit you guys fucking suck dick weiners
This is going to make me hate baseball.
>>66656211
Position players do it because they hit better in that box, but nobody cares about how a pitcher hits, right? So why do they endanger their dominant arm to go from hitting .050 to .100
It just doesn't make much sense to me dess
>GIANTS DEFENSE
LEL
Lol Giants fans so fucking salty. It's just a game homos, you can go back to sucking dick if this really upsets you
>beating >RISP
WHOLE NEW BLUE
That's fine. I don't know why I got my hopes up for Peavy anyway.
>>66655333
but he slid to the right of the bag
why did they have peavy start this game again?
get fucked
>Utley
>lifetime average against Peavy
kek thanks Dave
Why can I only find a stream of the shitty Dodger's announcers? They are ass.
>this overreacting
>this false flagging
>this thread
I'm debating on going to the casino to watch this game.
>>66656407
>he thinks Vin is ass
kys
>>66656428
It's not Vin
So nice watching the game while it's raining outside
>>66656421
do it senpai just make sure to get free drinks from the cocktail waitresses.
>>66656407
Stream me bro.
>Peavy over Heston
>In 2016
Just
>>66656442
Highland Park reporting in
rain is nice
>tfw probably left my car windows down
fuck
>>66656455
heston will get in when cains arm falls off
wheres tim lincecum?
>>66656421
>>66656448
I thought niggas in Vegas were D-back fans.
BELTE-
I mean AT&T'd
>belted
>>66656283
It's just how they were raised, maybe Bum was the only lefthander around in his Rancho and only had a RH coach.
Lincecum throws left but can only bat right becuase his crazy dad created him that way. Theres no logical reason.
>>66656455
Heston throws 4 innings max lol
Trash pitcher
>>66656455
Cains even worse senpai
Thought the streak was over with that. Will probably end right now regardless.
did you know that duffys cat weighs more than duffy?
>>66656520
Throws right by only hits left *
>tfw got my >podracers meme arrow ready
Will Crawman save the day, lads?
>>66656507
there's indian casinos all over california
>>66656454
first row sports
link two
>29 innings
[palpitations intensify]
I just ate $15 worth of taco bell and feel like Im going to die
>>66656520
>>66656561
I guess that makes sense, I never considered it that way thanks
>>66656520
Do you think it also has to do with their eye dominace?
I heard that it's better to bat right handed of you are left eyed dominant. So crossed eyed dominance is better for batting.
And usually pitchers eye dominance is in the same side as their throwing arm.
Sorry if this makes no sense
>>66656507
Vegas is Dodger country for the most part
>crawshit
Fine player but shit when he plays the Dodgers
>>66656507
Vegas is a extension of LA
I should know I have been living in this city for 16 years.
We have to suffer from dodger blackouts and our cable providers have to work around that by providing fox sports SD , AZ and LA(Anahiem) to show dodger games otherwise pure blackout even on ESPN dodger games.
>>66656622
Lots of LA transplants, so that makes sense
is this an NLCS preview?
>le all offense no defense ss prospect little brother man
>>66656613
how is it possible to spend that much at Taco Bell?
>Giants fan
>Seager, Pederson in fantasy lineup
>how am i supposed to react to this game
puig \o/
>>66656635
can confirm. all my l.a. bros hit up vegas multiple times a year, every year
>>66656670
>I play fantasy sports
>>66656653
>doyers
>ploffs
kek
KEK
>>66656705
what else am i supposed to do all day at work
>>66656653
No
G O N Z O
O
N
Z
O
>GIANTS FIELDING
LEL
fuckin gonzo man guy just eats the giants alive
>>66656621
Yeah I understand what you mean but even then just as you said, what does it matter if it takes a 0.112 pitcher to a 0.175 hitter. It just isn't worth exposing the arm an getting 3 more hits, if any at all.
angel pagan is not fucking better than blanco
>GIANTS
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>66656753
>Cubs
>winning in playoffs
>>66656729
Do your job maybe?
BASED AGON BRINGING IN BASED PUIG
Pretty civil thread, all things considered. Is it because all the shitposters are still in HS right now?
Also TYBP and Agod
>>66656765
bat wise pagan has more gap to gap pop and he doesnt get take as many bad swings but theyre pretty comprable
>kent a made it
>>66656779
>Is it because all the shitposters are still in HS right now?
Yes
so much for a comfy home opener
>>66656765
Blanco isn't some sort of defensive magician, he's also very fucking average and he's fucking trash against left handers especially dodger LHP
I gotta agree with DG. This game is over, the Giants are looking like trash. I don't root for any of these teams, but I'm looking forward to kersh and madbum saturday.
>>66656779
more like when the jints come back this thread will reach max shitposting
also who /al/ here
>>66656779
>implying san fran has legitimate fans
>>66656775
part of doing well at work is not setting high expectations so you have more time to do things so u dont kill yourself
>>66656668
2 chalupa supremes
1 baja blast freeze
1 carnita burrito
1 quesarito
>>66656803
I dunno man, I'm pretty comfy. The rain helps, just need to figure out what I'll eat after the game
>>66656822
Just how fucking fat are you?
The west coast is so shit
>>66656822
That's a sad meal. The last time I ate taco bell was in a group of ravers and bangers when I had to do community service.
Ootani better join his fellow bro maeda.
>>66656857
>>66656803
I got sick of these fishsticks with one left to go. Thanks Peavy.
>>66656806
He's better than Pagan. I don't know why you're arguing against something nobody claimed.
based Jew eating up pitches
>>66656875
nah senpai, bring otani to the american league
Keep memeing joc
>PEDerson
who /whos/ here
>>66656891
That's a waste of his hitting ability
>>66656918
he can play dh tho
>>66656822
your asshole is going to have a baja blast after that
>>66656875
Otani isnt a pitcher. He's not in the same caliber as Yu or Tanaka. He's just thrower.
>>66656844
actually im 130 pounds. my stomach is a black hole.
nice field, fags
>Giving up a hit to the pitcher
>>66656945
The difference is that Yu's actually good and Tanaka is overrated af
bunt him he's basically a pitcher hitting
>pweeg
>>66656945
We'll see.
why is pagan?
>people actually watch the nanny league
Absolutelydisgusting.jpeg
I can't listen to nomar g. the ped using ass clown. music time.
>>66656966
Yu is to me a top 5 pitcher in baseball when he throws 200 injury free innings. He's a fucking savages.
Tanaka isnt as good but he's still better than 80% of all starters. The guy put up admirable numbers for a season that was mostly awful for the first half which just tells you how not-shit he could be. Tanaka was/is currently pitching with a micro torn UCL lol
>>66656991
>autism league
>adhd league
>absolutely no strategy league
>tfw no brandon belt belt
>the whos bullpen going to blow it again
just fuck my shit up senpai ;_;
>>66656991
>Watching a league where 8 guys play the full game while 2 other guys only need to play half
>I'm not done with Amy
Power just went out and I don't have enough battery left on my phone to watch the game. Good night everyone.
>>66657117
goodnight sweet prince
>clean inning
What is this
Score here or the dodgers break a record
>>66656991
pitchers hitting dingers = the hypest shit
https://youtu.be/2JluIUMbquo
>>66657117
I try and keep all my electronics in their charger when I'm at home for this reason
>>66657154
Someone post the shaw homer
Was that a bug crawling on the lens of the mccovey cove camera?
>>66657174
yeah and?
>>66657046
>guaranteed strikeout every time a pitcher is up at bat
>"""""""""""""""strategy"""""""""""""
>>66657170
Think I'll post Arrieta instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGXGoIOaTeo&nohtml5=False
>letting slowsey beat out a grounder
Christ how overrated.
these Giants commentators are shit
>>66657190
>Guaranteed strikeout
>In a game in which a pitcher has already gotten a hit
>>66657198
>it's as expected, off the who sux
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA JUST KILL ME NOW
Literally any other SS in the NL West could have made that play.
>>66657154
dodges fan catching the HR of an opposing team's PITCHER and fist pumping and cheer
WHAT A FUCKING KEK
>>66657223
How about one off AJ Burnette?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCP2X1SLcLs
>>66657170
>>66657154
>>66656991
>>66657198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8xqw4COetg
>>66657190
it's not a written rule that pitchers have to suck. They should practice or just get good.
I don't get why they can't make the game fair for everyone who plays offense and defense and even the playing field
is there a worse city than Cleveland god dammit
>>66657204
if i had a nickel for every time this guy has said "funky movement" i'd have a dollar
>>66657279
St. Louis?
Who the fuck said the Giants had a elite lineup? Lmao at all these garbage at bats
FUCKING TAKE A PITCH THIS ISN'T BP
Post more pitcher dingers
>>66657217
I know. Nancy league pitchers are a complete joke.
>>66657279
Portland. Portland is the worst city in America.
>>66657297
Did two games get postponed due to garbage weather in St. Louis in the opening week?
>one scoreless inning away from another record being broken
max comfy
>>66657204
>>66657286
>not liking kruk and kuip
>muh even year
The dynasty is dead, Dodgers year
>This strikezone
Umpball strikes again
>>66657271
>B-but mah scoring is down!
TYBP
fugggg
>>66657298
fuck you faggot
Why don't they play bumgarner???
>Heston
>in the bullpen
Why?
Relieffu finally in the bullpen
He was our #2 for a but last year idk how he's not a starter.
>>66657488
Long reliever. Soon as Cain or Peavy hit the DL, he'll slot into the rotation senpai
so close
that pitch wasn't good enough.
Peavy is so goddam lucky he's pitching in AT&T Park.
>double
>only a visit to the mound
Ffs. I want to know where all this faith in Peavy came from
Who /seeds/ here?
Lol Giants getting their shit kicked in, they forgot who owns the West
That foul ball though.
shifty.
>>66657563
>Spitz
>not dill pickle
Wew lad
>just one game and the delusional doyer ventiladores are at max delusions
It's still an even year, remember that, wetbacks.
>>66657564
I can't see all those pennants past my rings faggot
Don't you dare fuck this up, Wood.
>tfw cucked by the cards again
God damnit
DIAMONDS
K E L B Y
E
L
B
Y
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm dass a good bunt
expected more banta sifting through this thread desu
>>66657615
Daily reminder that
>losing the 2008 NLCS to the Phillies
>losing the 2009 NLCS to the Phillies
>watching the Giants beat the Phillies in the 2010 NLCS
>losing a shutout sweep in 2012 to the Giants
>losing the 2013 NLCS to the Cardinals
>losing the 2014 NLDS to the Cardinals
>watching the Giants beat the Cardinals in the 2014 NLCS
>losing in yet another shutout sweep in 2015 to the Giants
>losing the 2015 home run derby to the Reds
>losing the 2015 celebrity softball game to the AL
>and losing the 2015 all-star game to the AL
is equivalent to breathing smog in and out every moment of every day since the moment they were born fatherless AIDS crack babies for Dodgers fans.
Kelby Tomlinson has a Padres name.
>>66657604
These are my 2nd favorite after dill pickle. Look at the filename, lol.
dodgers need a scoreless 5th to tie the record
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU
>>66657662
too bad
>>66657633
>won most of those rings in New York
OHHHHHH SHIT
It's 4-1
I met Kelby at Fanfest, dude seems like a huge NEET desu
PANIK ATTACK
>>66657563
Good taste, but I like Cracked Pepper more. Spicy Sweet Chili is my go-to if I've bought all the Cracked pepper though. I eat seeds all day long.
The best, in my opinion, are David's version of Cracked Pepper followed by David's version of Buffalo Style Ranch.
>>66657604
>Spitz Dill Pickle
Fucking terrible taste. Right next to Hot Jalapeno Salsa and a few others. Dill pickle is absolute trash tier.
HERE WE GO
HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING RALLY TIME
That's timid outfield play by the Joc
>>66657695
NO RECORD FOR THE DOYERS
>>66657722
It's 4-3
>reminder that buster posey will go down as an all time great of the game
Alright, get Wood the fuck out of there now.
DOYER
E
L
U
S
I
O
N
Hah get fucked Dodgers
IITS HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so I see the current dodgers manager is just as bad as the old dodger manager at pitcher management
DOYERS
O
Y
E
R
S
Now watch Pence kill this rally
What happens if they take longer than 30 seconds? Baserunner?
Daily reminder that preventing MLB records are like winning the WS for giants fans
>>66657788
yea moves up a base
Norcal>socal
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED LMAO
Is this ump crooked or stupid?
THE CITY OF LOST ANGELES
incoming splash hit
>>66657802
>This incredibly pathetic damage control
KEK
E
K
time for #BELT69
>>66657809
wood fell apart desu
>>66657788
also a fine i think, i know its a fine for hitters
>>66657802
Bi-yearly reminder that winning the WS is like winning the WS for Giants fans.
>>66657802
>DAMAGE CONTROL
>>66657728
>Dill pickle is absolute trash tier.
>>66657711
I'm talking about living in what we be called one of the great eras of giants baseball. 3 world series wins, great players and a beautiful ballpark life is good bruh
that 1-2 pitch i give respect for belt taking that
fuck you, Wood, you worthless cunt
>that almost error
>>66657897
top kek
>>66657857
Team of the decade.
