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Wood v. Peavy
Lineups are irrelevant because Giants will not score on Alex.
>>66655333
Holy shit (xxxyyzzz)
>tfw even year
>tfw jints meme their way into another eries
let's go giaaaaaaants
>jake peepee
who cozy here?
>Pooeeg
4 pitch inning good shit
>Puig
for years I though his name was denard spam
>>66655579
pretty cozy, catching the game with some fishsticks
I miss Lincecum
>Umpball already
>>66655819
Do you miss the runs he gave up?
>>66655797
>Ohhhh I've been calling her Mrs. Crandall
>Why didn't anyone tell me?
>>66655819
Wore my Lincecum shirt yesterday, and I'll never stop wearing it
>pitcher's duel incoming
>wood keeping the tradition of killing giant players
I always knew he had it in him
>just got home
>TV is shifting the bed
REEEE FUCK XFINITY
>>66655814
made a breakfast sandwhich with buttermilk bread, cheddar, bacon and eggs with a dark beer
Lmao at all the wagecucks who can't watch this game
based Gonzo
>>66655935
>tfw couldve been me
>someone walked off and they wanted me in today
>told them I was in a different state
>giants pitching
please end it
>regular season cueto
>no linecum for now and even so will show age
>madson showing age
>we overpaid for JEFF
>>66655935
>>66655995
picked up my paycheck after graveyard shift and still awake to watch the game here
>>66655997
Who is Madson?
fuck! nice stop.
>>66656049
madbum
>Joc getting a basehit
>>66656049
Madson Bumgarner the pitcher you idiot
LGTSS
>RISP
wake up peepee
remember your lifetime record against these bums
for fucks sake peavy
It's over lads
Even year magic is dead. Kill me.
Oh well time to hop on that warriors bandwagon
>peavy and Cain in rotation over Heston
Why?
Why do some left handed pitchers hit from the right handed box? Madbum does the same thing
Only played two years of little league here
>Crawnik
CRAW'D
at least we got a run
inb4 >we
>RISP
23 minutes in and this game is fucking over
GAY faggots can form a line an rim my asshole after the 7th inning
Bye
>>66656169
Why do some left handed position players bat right handed? Why do some right handed position players bat left handed?
>Umped again already
for fucks sake
>new rule bullshit
FUG
Fuck the Giants
Are the Doyers capable of playing a single game without bribing an ump?
this fucking umpball shit what the fuck. fuck you dodgers fucking buying off the umps to win games holy shit you guys fucking suck dick weiners
This is going to make me hate baseball.
>>66656211
Position players do it because they hit better in that box, but nobody cares about how a pitcher hits, right? So why do they endanger their dominant arm to go from hitting .050 to .100
It just doesn't make much sense to me dess
>GIANTS DEFENSE
LEL
Lol Giants fans so fucking salty. It's just a game homos, you can go back to sucking dick if this really upsets you
>beating >RISP
WHOLE NEW BLUE
That's fine. I don't know why I got my hopes up for Peavy anyway.
>>66655333
but he slid to the right of the bag
why did they have peavy start this game again?
get fucked
>Utley
>lifetime average against Peavy
kek thanks Dave
Why can I only find a stream of the shitty Dodger's announcers? They are ass.
>this overreacting
>this false flagging
>this thread
I'm debating on going to the casino to watch this game.
>>66656407
>he thinks Vin is ass
kys
>>66656428
It's not Vin
So nice watching the game while it's raining outside
>>66656421
do it senpai just make sure to get free drinks from the cocktail waitresses.
>>66656407
Stream me bro.
>Peavy over Heston
>In 2016
Just
>>66656442
Highland Park reporting in
rain is nice
>tfw probably left my car windows down
fuck
>>66656455
heston will get in when cains arm falls off
wheres tim lincecum?
>>66656421
>>66656448
I thought niggas in Vegas were D-back fans.
BELTE-
I mean AT&T'd
>belted
>>66656283
It's just how they were raised, maybe Bum was the only lefthander around in his Rancho and only had a RH coach.
Lincecum throws left but can only bat right becuase his crazy dad created him that way. Theres no logical reason.
>>66656455
Heston throws 4 innings max lol
Trash pitcher
>>66656455
Cains even worse senpai
Thought the streak was over with that. Will probably end right now regardless.
did you know that duffys cat weighs more than duffy?
>>66656520
Throws right by only hits left *
>tfw got my >podracers meme arrow ready
Will Crawman save the day, lads?
>>66656507
there's indian casinos all over california
>>66656454
first row sports
link two
>29 innings
[palpitations intensify]
I just ate $15 worth of taco bell and feel like Im going to die
>>66656520
>>66656561
I guess that makes sense, I never considered it that way thanks
>>66656520
Do you think it also has to do with their eye dominace?
I heard that it's better to bat right handed of you are left eyed dominant. So crossed eyed dominance is better for batting.
And usually pitchers eye dominance is in the same side as their throwing arm.
Sorry if this makes no sense
>>66656507
Vegas is Dodger country for the most part
>crawshit
Fine player but shit when he plays the Dodgers
>>66656507
Vegas is a extension of LA
I should know I have been living in this city for 16 years.
We have to suffer from dodger blackouts and our cable providers have to work around that by providing fox sports SD , AZ and LA(Anahiem) to show dodger games otherwise pure blackout even on ESPN dodger games.
>>66656622
Lots of LA transplants, so that makes sense
is this an NLCS preview?
>le all offense no defense ss prospect little brother man
>>66656613
how is it possible to spend that much at Taco Bell?
>Giants fan
>Seager, Pederson in fantasy lineup
>how am i supposed to react to this game
puig \o/
>>66656635
can confirm. all my l.a. bros hit up vegas multiple times a year, every year
>>66656670
>I play fantasy sports
>>66656653
>doyers
>ploffs
kek
KEK
>>66656705
what else am i supposed to do all day at work
G O N Z O
O
N
Z
O
>GIANTS FIELDING
LEL
fuckin gonzo man guy just eats the giants alive
>>66656621
Yeah I understand what you mean but even then just as you said, what does it matter if it takes a 0.112 pitcher to a 0.175 hitter. It just isn't worth exposing the arm an getting 3 more hits, if any at all.
angel pagan is not fucking better than blanco
>GIANTS
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>66656753
>Cubs
>winning in playoffs
>>66656729
Do your job maybe?
BASED AGON BRINGING IN BASED PUIG
Pretty civil thread, all things considered. Is it because all the shitposters are still in HS right now?
Also TYBP and Agod
>>66656765
bat wise pagan has more gap to gap pop and he doesnt get take as many bad swings but theyre pretty comprable
>kent a made it
>>66656779
>Is it because all the shitposters are still in HS right now?
Yes
so much for a comfy home opener
>>66656765
Blanco isn't some sort of defensive magician, he's also very fucking average and he's fucking trash against left handers especially dodger LHP
I gotta agree with DG. This game is over, the Giants are looking like trash. I don't root for any of these teams, but I'm looking forward to kersh and madbum saturday.
>>66656779
more like when the jints come back this thread will reach max shitposting
also who /al/ here
>>66656779
>implying san fran has legitimate fans
>>66656775
part of doing well at work is not setting high expectations so you have more time to do things so u dont kill yourself
>>66656668
2 chalupa supremes
1 baja blast freeze
1 carnita burrito
1 quesarito
>>66656803
I dunno man, I'm pretty comfy. The rain helps, just need to figure out what I'll eat after the game
>>66656822
Just how fucking fat are you?
The west coast is so shit
>>66656822
That's a sad meal. The last time I ate taco bell was in a group of ravers and bangers when I had to do community service.
Ootani better join his fellow bro maeda.
>>66656857
>>66656803
I got sick of these fishsticks with one left to go. Thanks Peavy.
>>66656806
He's better than Pagan. I don't know why you're arguing against something nobody claimed.
based Jew eating up pitches
>>66656875
nah senpai, bring otani to the american league
Keep memeing joc
>PEDerson
who /whos/ here
>>66656891
That's a waste of his hitting ability
>>66656918
he can play dh tho
>>66656822
your asshole is going to have a baja blast after that
>>66656875
Otani isnt a pitcher. He's not in the same caliber as Yu or Tanaka. He's just thrower.
>>66656844
actually im 130 pounds. my stomach is a black hole.
nice field, fags
>Giving up a hit to the pitcher
>>66656945
The difference is that Yu's actually good and Tanaka is overrated af
bunt him he's basically a pitcher hitting
>pweeg
>>66656945
We'll see.
why is pagan?
>people actually watch the nanny league
Absolutelydisgusting.jpeg
I can't listen to nomar g. the ped using ass clown. music time.
>>66656966
Yu is to me a top 5 pitcher in baseball when he throws 200 injury free innings. He's a fucking savages.
Tanaka isnt as good but he's still better than 80% of all starters. The guy put up admirable numbers for a season that was mostly awful for the first half which just tells you how not-shit he could be. Tanaka was/is currently pitching with a micro torn UCL lol
>>66656991
>autism league
>adhd league
>absolutely no strategy league
>tfw no brandon belt belt
>the whos bullpen going to blow it again
just fuck my shit up senpai ;_;
>>66656991
>Watching a league where 8 guys play the full game while 2 other guys only need to play half
>I'm not done with Amy
Power just went out and I don't have enough battery left on my phone to watch the game. Good night everyone.
>>66657117
goodnight sweet prince
>clean inning
What is this
Score here or the dodgers break a record
>>66656991
pitchers hitting dingers = the hypest shit
https://youtu.be/2JluIUMbquo
>>66657117
I try and keep all my electronics in their charger when I'm at home for this reason
>>66657154
Someone post the shaw homer
Was that a bug crawling on the lens of the mccovey cove camera?
>>66657174
yeah and?
>>66657046
>guaranteed strikeout every time a pitcher is up at bat
>"""""""""""""""strategy"""""""""""""
>>66657170
Think I'll post Arrieta instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGXGoIOaTeo&nohtml5=False
>letting slowsey beat out a grounder
Christ how overrated.
these Giants commentators are shit
>>66657190
>Guaranteed strikeout
>In a game in which a pitcher has already gotten a hit
>>66657198
>it's as expected, off the who sux
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA JUST KILL ME NOW
Literally any other SS in the NL West could have made that play.
>>66657154
dodges fan catching the HR of an opposing team's PITCHER and fist pumping and cheer
WHAT A FUCKING KEK
>>66657223
How about one off AJ Burnette?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCP2X1SLcLs
>>66657170
>>66657154
>>66656991
>>66657198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8xqw4COetg
>>66657190
it's not a written rule that pitchers have to suck. They should practice or just get good.
I don't get why they can't make the game fair for everyone who plays offense and defense and even the playing field
is there a worse city than Cleveland god dammit
>>66657204
if i had a nickel for every time this guy has said "funky movement" i'd have a dollar
>>66657279
St. Louis?
Who the fuck said the Giants had a elite lineup? Lmao at all these garbage at bats
FUCKING TAKE A PITCH THIS ISN'T BP
Post more pitcher dingers
>>66657217
I know. Nancy league pitchers are a complete joke.
>>66657279
Portland. Portland is the worst city in America.
>>66657297
Did two games get postponed due to garbage weather in St. Louis in the opening week?
>one scoreless inning away from another record being broken
max comfy
>>66657204
>>66657286
>not liking kruk and kuip
>muh even year
The dynasty is dead, Dodgers year
>This strikezone
Umpball strikes again
>>66657271
>B-but mah scoring is down!
TYBP
fugggg
>>66657298
fuck you faggot
Why don't they play bumgarner???
>Heston
>in the bullpen
Why?
Relieffu finally in the bullpen
He was our #2 for a but last year idk how he's not a starter.
>>66657488
Long reliever. Soon as Cain or Peavy hit the DL, he'll slot into the rotation senpai
so close
that pitch wasn't good enough.
Peavy is so goddam lucky he's pitching in AT&T Park.
>double
>only a visit to the mound
Ffs. I want to know where all this faith in Peavy came from
Who /seeds/ here?
Lol Giants getting their shit kicked in, they forgot who owns the West
That foul ball though.
shifty.
>>66657563
>Spitz
>not dill pickle
Wew lad
>just one game and the delusional doyer ventiladores are at max delusions
It's still an even year, remember that, wetbacks.
>>66657564
I can't see all those pennants past my rings faggot
Don't you dare fuck this up, Wood.
>tfw cucked by the cards again
God damnit
DIAMONDS
K E L B Y
E
L
B
Y
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm dass a good bunt
expected more banta sifting through this thread desu
>>66657615
Daily reminder that
>losing the 2008 NLCS to the Phillies
>losing the 2009 NLCS to the Phillies
>watching the Giants beat the Phillies in the 2010 NLCS
>losing a shutout sweep in 2012 to the Giants
>losing the 2013 NLCS to the Cardinals
>losing the 2014 NLDS to the Cardinals
>watching the Giants beat the Cardinals in the 2014 NLCS
>losing in yet another shutout sweep in 2015 to the Giants
>losing the 2015 home run derby to the Reds
>losing the 2015 celebrity softball game to the AL
>and losing the 2015 all-star game to the AL
is equivalent to breathing smog in and out every moment of every day since the moment they were born fatherless AIDS crack babies for Dodgers fans.
Kelby Tomlinson has a Padres name.
>>66657604
These are my 2nd favorite after dill pickle. Look at the filename, lol.
dodgers need a scoreless 5th to tie the record
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU
too bad
>>66657633
>won most of those rings in New York
OHHHHHH SHIT
It's 4-1
I met Kelby at Fanfest, dude seems like a huge NEET desu
PANIK ATTACK
>>66657563
Good taste, but I like Cracked Pepper more. Spicy Sweet Chili is my go-to if I've bought all the Cracked pepper though. I eat seeds all day long.
The best, in my opinion, are David's version of Cracked Pepper followed by David's version of Buffalo Style Ranch.
>>66657604
>Spitz Dill Pickle
Fucking terrible taste. Right next to Hot Jalapeno Salsa and a few others. Dill pickle is absolute trash tier.
HERE WE GO
HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING RALLY TIME
That's timid outfield play by the Joc
NO RECORD FOR THE DOYERS
>>66657722
It's 4-3
>reminder that buster posey will go down as an all time great of the game
Alright, get Wood the fuck out of there now.
DOYER
E
L
U
S
I
O
N
Hah get fucked Dodgers
IITS HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so I see the current dodgers manager is just as bad as the old dodger manager at pitcher management
DOYERS
O
Y
E
R
S
Now watch Pence kill this rally
What happens if they take longer than 30 seconds? Baserunner?
Daily reminder that preventing MLB records are like winning the WS for giants fans
>>66657788
yea moves up a base
Norcal>socal
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED LMAO
Is this ump crooked or stupid?
THE CITY OF LOST ANGELES
incoming splash hit
>>66657802
>This incredibly pathetic damage control
KEK
E
K
time for #BELT69
>>66657809
wood fell apart desu
>>66657788
also a fine i think, i know its a fine for hitters
>>66657802
Bi-yearly reminder that winning the WS is like winning the WS for Giants fans.
>>66657802
>DAMAGE CONTROL
>>66657728
>Dill pickle is absolute trash tier.
>>66657711
I'm talking about living in what we be called one of the great eras of giants baseball. 3 world series wins, great players and a beautiful ballpark life is good bruh
that 1-2 pitch i give respect for belt taking that
fuck you, Wood, you worthless cunt
>that almost error
>>66657897
top kek
>>66657857
Team of the decade.
the almost spaghetti
>>66657832
>I was saving all of my runs for the fifth inning
What did he mean by this?
Damn Peavy won't get the win now.
We back in it boys, rightful starter coming in the mound to shut out the rest of this game desu
>tfw jints
My god this Yankees broadcast is garbage tied. They'll go 30 seconds without saying anything. And even then its only "......ball 2......."
nice throw you fucking cheater
Nice 3 run inning, when is the ring ceremony, the 7th inning stretch?
>>66657905
>miss playoffs every year after winning
>team of the decade
>Kike Hernand.
Muh record.
>>66657969
M
U
L
T
I
P
L
ENTRIES
>>66657956
leave it to the doyers fan to not know about rings
>>66657969
Terrible b8 m8
>They're keeping wood in
The way pagan moves on the field reminds me of Michael Jackson.
HESTO PRESTO
inb4 alex wood stays in
lol, he's letting wood hit
>and then Mattingly told Roberts to keep Wood in and he actually did it. The absolute madman
mattingly jr?
>>66658002
Doyers bullpen still as untrustworthy as ever, I see.
That Honda commercial makes me want to throw a cat at the window.
>>66658007
he glides
>>66657956
About this time next year
>Mattingly 2.0
>leaving wo3d in
>i-it was j-just one bad inning r-right?
>>66658022
>tfw Roberts turns out to be a worse manager than Williams
>>66657997
>b8
What kind of "dynasty" fails to make the playoffs in consecutive years?
>>66658062
Literally just a guy that stole a base one time.
>>66658059
this is baseball mind games now
>>66658065
A team that has won half of the World Series in that sane decade.
Giants about to get shutdown by Dodgers bullpen
>>66658065
What kind of "elite" pitcher has multiple entries?
>>66658062
Who's gonna choke who on the dodgers to seal the pursuit of a new manager?
Last year I would've said Autism boi checking pooegg.
>Wood
Keep him in
>>66658065
>6 years
>a decade
>Jints education
>>66658107
bullpen? the dodgers have one of those, better tell mattingly oh i mean roberts
Did daddy Greinke kill himself?
>>66658126
Seager chokes Puig for running he bases like a moron.
I can't fucking watch this anymore .
>Wood
>>66658165
>That autismo is a snek now.
>adrianza
Oh boy.
based adrianza....
>>66656407
You can watch different streams on mlb.com.
>>66658201
Fairweather fag.
Is there anymore appropriate name for a player on his team than Yimi Garcia for Beanertown?
almost better off letting heston just bunt, seriously need to cut this guy only reason hes still around is he has vague defensive value around the diamond...
>>66656407
>stream
It's on the MLB network
>>66658210
Adrianza got /fit/ though
>>66658227
>Not if you live in the market
I can't afford mlb.tv so I have to stream in potato quality.
>>66658210
>adrianza bunting with his wet newspaper
that throw though
>Pagan
Get Blanco in please.
>>66658201
YO SUP DG
dave roberts
>>66658278
HAHA WHAT?
TUMBLING DOWN
ANGEL YOU'RE BASED IN LEFT FIELD HOLY SHIT
PRAISE THE PAGAN GODS
>>66658278
shut your mouth
>>66658278
I was wrong.
It's 4-5
>IT
>WAS
>FOUR
>AND
>OH
MY FUCKING SIDES LMAOOOOOOO
>DOYERS
BEAT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DOYE4-5
LITERALLY MATTINGLY TWO POINT ZERO
>>66658305
It takes a big person to acknowledge that
I was just talking shut about him too
BIG MAC when??
and i almost turned this game off after the 5th
I fucking love baseball.
Probably shouldn't have bet on the Dodgers though...
This is great after 6 innings of smug dodger dickholes.
Giants going bryan stow on the doyers!
>Dodgers bullpen
ANGEL IN THE MOTHERFUCKING OUTFIELD
>5-4
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
shaved pagan looks like a serial killer
IT WAS 4-0
>>66658371
He did kill that LA lead.
>All these bunts
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN SABERAUTISTS GETTING BTFO BY BOCH
4-0
KEEP CALM AND PANIK
FREE RUNS FOR EVERYBODY
FUCKING BASED
I'm out. See you boys next season.
>>66658385
>San Francisco """""""""""""education"""""""""""""
Y
E V E N
A
R
>doyer defense
Buster Posey IS America
PANIK ATTACK
>6-4
holy shit LA get btfo
>>66658432
panik was smart enough to see there was no cut off man and get an extra 90 feet
>>66658441
>Dodger bullpen
>>66658431
>BEING THIS KEKED
DG BTFO
The best part is the Doyers tricked them selves into thinking they were good by beating the fucking Padres. THE PADRES.
cue the circus music
WHAT WAS THE SCORE AGAIN?
RIP Doyers
7-4
loldodgersbullpe
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHA
BEAT
LELMAOING MY ASS OFF HOW SHOOK IS LA
>7-4
>THE SHITTY OF LELS ANGELELS
LA
The Padres couldn't score against THIS?
>4-0
>>66658485
L.A.
omg this game
LOS ANGELES IS BURNING https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxoD9zWY9Rg
>>66658499
the padres dont know how to take a pitch
>>66658469
IT WAS 4-0
>>66658494
BEAT
>GETTING KEKED THE FUCK OUT OF AN MLB RECORD BY YOUR RIVAL TEAM
>THE SHITTY OF EL GAY SINKING INTO THE OCEAN
>>66658520
ELL AY
>>66657298
You were saying, faggot?
im just sitting here like welp hopefully the giants dont blow it
>>66658524
>inb4 n-not our r-rivals
I can't wait until vince skully dies
>>66658547
but then theyll talk about skully for 10 years about how great he is
>>66658547
He will probably die on air one day as the LA bullpen collapses
>dodgers will still lead division regardless of how this game ends
>tfw it will just be a regular sweep and not ANOTHER shutout sweep
>>66658524
>rivals
You don't seriously think this right? We don't care about rivalry in LA.
>>66658566
IT will be tied hombre
Your yearly reminder.
>>66658559
Last day of the season after the Giants beat LA for the division.
>>66658566
>Losing against the Giants is like winning the ws to dodger fans
>>66658573
tell that to Brian Stow
>>66658568
>Dodger sweeping Giants
The delusion of your people knows no end does it?
>Lopez
>worry.jpg
>>66658566
>dodgers fans in charge of basic math
>>66658613
>4-0
>>66658539
Right on time.
>>66658573
>>66658605
>doubting Lopez
this game got crazily satisfying
>>66658601
>implying I'm mexican
>implying I'm not referring to the fact that if you made a list of recent times the Giants have shutout swept the doyers than said list would have MULTIPLE ENTRIES
>pooeeg
doyers are fags.
no more runs in LA
pls baby no more runs in LA
>>66658641
Come from behind wins are always great senpai
this guy still better than the guy who sang the national anthem
>tfw almost spent $300 on shit seats to this game
I really should've gone.
>>66658677
dubs confirms
>>66658671
>come from behind
San Francisco is very good at that
>>66658683
>a bench player for bawwston
feels great
>>66658683
>Red Cux
>>66658701
>this level of mad
BUNT INCOMING
>>66658723
>based bochy finally calling for bunts against the shift
Why aren't all managers on his level?
>>66658683
did they say boiler?
>>66658717
Not even mad. So pathetic that you're trying to prove I'm mad when I'm not, kid.
>>66658749
b.c they are all first time managers which is the new fad
The Dodgers have the highest payroll in baseball, yet every single off season they either fail or are reluctant to shell out a couple million to bolster the weakest and most crucial part of their team. It's absolutely mind-boggling.
>>66658775
whats that? manager?
>>66658775
But they shell out tens of millions to every Cuban on the market for their minor league teams
>>66658767
>being this frustrated
oh boy time for sliders
>the last time the doyers, won a ring Vin Scully was 60 years old. He is now 88.
romo dingers.exe
gonzo is a monster
>>66658804
once cuba is unembargod they will just buy the country
>>66658852
>>66658852
>>66658852
o's twins
>>66658891
yea, no thanks
>>66658891
Why?
>>66658859
>that time he won the worlds eries by striking out Cabrera with an 89 mph fastball over the center of the plate
>>66658891
Okay
SWEATING
wow that was a big boy homer also
>return of OH NO
>>66658911
This is the MLB thread..
Damn son.
why kike hernandez look more white than buster posey
romo trying to hit the bull with that slider
>>66658961
No it isnt, search the catalog
Idk what else I expected from Romo, would've preferred Strickland at this point.
>>66658961
pranked!
gs cuckstros, better luck next time!
Bearded closers are garbage
>>66659012
Wrong thread, friendo
>>66659012
ehem ur in the wrong house bro
wew lad.
The fuck does Romo look so happy for?
>jays
>>66659021
Good thing he's the 8th inning guy and our closer is beardless.
>>66659022
>>66659025
my b. But that said, it's weird that a game thread is /mlb/, not the general.
Now you guys are just doing it on purpose.
>>66659056
i cant even find the general
>>66659042
dat HOLD stat
>>66655333
>Lineups are irrelevant because Giants will not score on Alex.
>>66659067
Good enough for fantasy good enough for me fampai
>>66659070
>4-0
I love local commercials
>Based Whiteshark exposing Seager's shitty defense
>>66659082
KEKED
U
C
K
E
D
>>66659088
>uhh, you DO realize you have a loose battery terminal?
SPAN MAN
WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE SMALL BALLS
lol JP wat r u doing
Alright I'm making some coffee if a fucking grand slam happens
AHAH NICE TRY PITCHER
>Boch calling for another bunt
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>giving up 2 (two) bunt hits
oh baby
keep calm and panik
BEET SF
BEET SF
>this string of singles
Salami time?
haha Dave Roberts is terrible!
REKT
this shit is so perfect
Put this shit away I have work in 15 min lmao
Gonna watch the dubs shit on Fat Antonio at wotk.
>>66659149
Thanks, bro
HA HA TIME TO PANIK
>>66655333
>>66655333
>>66655333
>Lineups are irrelevant because Giants will not score on Alex.
>>66659166
>Based Mattingly
>>66659160
disgusting.
this lineup is so goooood
>All these bunt hits
HOW DOES BOCHY KEEP PULLING IT OFF? MY SABERMETRIC OVERLORDS TOLD ME BUNTING IS BAD!
Stat-wise, what is the worst collective bullpen in MLB?
>>66659221
*MLB history
POSEY PLEASE
>>66659221
phillies this year
>Grand slam
GRAND SLAM
R
A
N
D
S
L
A
M
>DOYERS
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Hahahahaha.
>DOYERS
GET
FUCKED
SALAMI TIEM
>Dodger fans thought they'd come back
>get in the car and hear Jon Miller yell GRAND SLAM
Is there a better feeling in the world?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK THE DODGERS
GRAND SLAMMA JAMMA
Based Pence
DADDY GREINKE ON SUICIDE WATCH
>DOYERS
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THIS LINEUP IS TOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
i expected nothing yet i am still sad
THE CITY OF LOST ANGELES
>mfw doyers thought they had a good pitching staff just because they shut out the >padres
MY FUCKING STREAM GOT SHUT DOWN RIGHT BEFORE THE SLAM GOD DAMMIT
no more pitching in la
oh wow really doyers
EE had two chances to get the first GS of the year but you let the giants get it
get ready for muh even year
guess whos getting laid tonight
Everyone, please thank based Pence for sharing his salami with you
>all these jints fans getting fitted for their meaningless home run rings
>>66659323
>dodgers fans still dont know what it feels like to have a ring in the post y2k era
>>66659323
oh the ironing
>>66659323
>being this upset
>jints be like i got ur risp!
>doyers be like muh risp!
and they almost got chapman hahaha
>>66659331
>post reagan era
ftfy
Why are they forcing the defending nl west champs to play these early games in hostile environments!?
>>66659323
lelmao
Baez does this all the fucking time. Why does he have a roster spot. Seriously
>>66659348
>2005
erry time
>>66659349
faggot
>>66659349
>hostile environments
they aren't playing in LA though
>>66659351
yeah yeah yeah, people from LA are pretty. Vapid, but pretty.
aw man I hope matt cain pitches well tomorrow
more than anyone I want him to be good again
>>66659417
>This
>>66659434
you and me both, senpai
you and me both
up 6, 2 out, top 9, perfect time for a pitch to the head
loldodgers
>Puig is the last out
Delicious
>4-0
>grats on the win doyers
>cya tomorrow
>#streakliveson
>PWEEG
gg doyers
storm coming I tonight. Expect a rain out all weekend
>Pooegg
TYBH
gg gintsfags
gonna be a fun season
>implying these first games matter
Real dodger baseball doesn't start until we open at home on the 12th
amy G always has something that makes me want to bend her over still not sure what it is
>>66659492
yeah it's great when both teams are strong
now to get comfy before warriors - spurs
>>66659418
>implying all the SF women are not just tech geeks bimbo fucktoys now
all the poorfags moved out
Giants fans have reached a new low today in terms of being this delusional.
They literally believe that "meme magic" exists and that is exactly what makes them a good team, little do they know that BOTH their hitting and pitching is vastly inferior to the Dodgers, who were one inning away from setting a shutout record, and the idiot known as Dave Roberts decided to go to the bullpen like an idiot.
Every time the Dodgers lose, /sp/ has a field day for the most bullshit reasons. If you want to be respectable baseball fans hate on the team that represents the embarrassment to baseball that is the San Francisco Giants. They are bandwagonning cucks, worst of all, their irrational hatred for the Dodgers is unfound.
>le kershaw cant pitch in le postseason xd
>giants cucks don't understand he's the objectively best pitcher in baseball
>hurr durr they spend gorillions of dollars on cubans
>giants cucks overpaid cueto and samardzjia, two postseason FAILURES
The Dodgers will win the National League West and eventually the pennant. Kershaw, Kazmir, Maeda, Ryu, and eventually Urias will dominate from August to September, and the Giants will get beaten out of the Wild Card by one of the NL Central contenders (all 3 of them will make it) because their rotation is shit, didn't we score 4 runs off Peavy? That's already good enough. I can't wait to score 7 off Cueto and his overrated ass.
Please end yourselves Giants fans, you won't be making the postseason this year. "Even year meme magic" ends in 2016. The Dodgers will win the NL West and you will be sitting and watching us win the World Series in front of your cuck faces.
Fuck the Giants, fuck the city of San Fagcishit, and fuck every Giants fan on /sp/
>>66659716
>mfw your feelings
Cain gon give it to ya tomorrow for his bro
>>66659716
The DEFINITION of a sore loser.
>>66659716
>that breakdown at the end
You had a chance to sound like some delusional intellectual. Where did everything go so wrong?
>>66659716
>that wall of text
>that doyer insecurity
>>66659716
>>66659716
lel copy and paste
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