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first for yanks
Royals
>5 post early
kysmm
>RAGS
>A
>G
>SGAR
Mariners
Milk bags
>>66640327
HOW DO YOU STOP THIS MAN????????
>>66640340
Fuck yeah sempai
Orioles
boom
this astros stankees game is really entertaining
orioles
>his team doesn't have the best young pitcher in the game
Cubs reporting in
Mets
Phillies
UPDATED PREDICTIONS AFTER THE FIRST 3 GAMES
Red Sox
Yankees
Orioles
Jays
Rays
Tigers
Royals
Indians
Twins
White Sox
Astros
Mariners
Angels
Oakland
Rags
>>66640420
>His team doesn't have the best pitcher in the game
>be rags
>be shit
how do they do it senpaitachi?
Yanquis
lmao
>losses
>>66640420
Neither does yours
![1704050871_4820153456001_4820028314001-vs[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jXAoxeJ.jpg "1704050871 4820153456001 4820028314001-vs[1]")
>>66640420
>>66640460
>his team has an ace that needs more than 1 pitch
white sox pls
>>66640457
Yankees
Blue Jays
Red Sox
Orioles
Rays
Royals
Twins
Tigers
Indians
White Sox
Astros
Mariners
Rangers
Angels
Athletics
Fuck off, Peter Bourjos
Were a week into the baseball season and we having slug fest/pitcher implosions/extra innings and its not even summer yet
HOLY SHIT
Shit hit the fan on opening day
>>66640470
feels good man
>>66640457
Yankees
Blue Jays
Rays
Red Sox
Orioles
Royals
Indians
Tigers
Twins
Who Sox
Astros
Rags
Oakland
Angels
Mariners
>implying Seattle will ever sustain a high level of play
>>66640457
Ill go ahead and fix this for you
Royals
Tigers
Twins
Indians
White Sox
Astros
Rags
Mariners
Angels
Oakland
I dont care about the rest. The east is really a toss up between the Yankees, Jays and Orioles
>>66640521
It's great innit lad?
>>66640498
>>66640541
Are all Skankee fans this autistic?
>RAGS
LOL
>>66640457
>>66640498
Asstros are currently getting BTFO. Change them and memeiners.
>>66640593
>being upset
>>66640623
I don't wanna jinx us too much senpai.
But I like what we've got atm
>Cincinatti always gets home game
literally meme tradition, as the reds don't actually have a connection to the old redlegs
>>66640634
>he has only seen his team win 1 Worlds Eries
>tfw seen 3 championships
>Michael Pine Tar being saved by offense
>>66640643
Hmm? I'm an angels fan. But if we're going off the first 3 games alone, the memeiners look bretty gud.
>>66640667
I've seen 5
How good can he get?
>>66640668
Thanks breh, let's have a good season together and make our rivalry finally real for once. Maybe you can overtake the Rags and their dumpster fire bullpen.
Fuck Mike Trout btw
Xth for being mad at the internet and/or baseball teams
>>66640648
>>66639966
>>66638484
>>66638503
>>66638432
>i will never see my team in the WS
>i will never see my team in the LCS
>i will never see my team in the LDS
>i will never see my team in the WC
>
>>66640327
Lads where can a britbong listen to/watch baseball?
It's normally on really late our time, is there a stream or radio site anywhere?
I was thinking it might be pretty good to listen to while I drift off.
>>66640724
>hating on the GOAT
I'd be jealous too but yeah. It is the M's we're talking about. Let's see how it is halfway into the season before we start predicting playoff scenarios
>>66640651
Shit up you Shitsburg faggot
>>66640740
I've seen my team win a world series. Now, I have yet to see them in a WC game.
What team am I a fan of?
>>66640651
Stay mad bitch boy
>have to wait til friday night for a royals game
>>66640667
>he was born in the 2000s and thinks everyone here is a literal kid like him
Not even a NY fan, just lmaoing at you
JUST GIVE US THE TROPHY
>last 9:00PM start for the White Sox tonight until July
Thank fuck.
>>66640810
Hey, you can keep your opening day. I'll be sitting here with my 'never been no hit in the playoffs' and 'reached an LCS this millennium'
JUST
Did the jays win the world series?
>>66640862
Sabathia lost some weight!
is this our year
>>66640847
for the who?
>Mets have two days off until their next game Friday
Why is this allowed? The schedule makers should be shot.
who /freewin/ tonight?
>>66640898
The whos.
Thats who.
ITT: delusional Skankee fans actually think their team will win the AL East after seeing Mark Texera hitting a home run
Nice to see Yankee fans never change
>>66640764
go to sirius xm and get a free 30 day trial they have every game home and away broadcast. after 30 days use a new email address and continue
>>66640854
Great achievement lmao, how many Eries have you seen your team win?
>>66640946
>Mark Texera
>Texera
>>66640862
>tfw you turn down more money just so you can get fatter
>>66640956
two.
>>66640952
thank you yankbro.
>>66640940
Hopefully none
>>66640888
Orioles suck!
LMFAO!
>>66640917
>>66640972
Which team?
>>66640923
who do you think will be the first injury
>>66641003
Marlins, but that's irrelevant
What's score on error?
>>66641011
Hisashi Iwakuma ;_;
>>66640985
>being this new to baseball
I take it you've been a fan since 2015.
>>66641011
Hiroshima Nagasaki
>STANKEES
>>66640715
Nola is based as fuck tbqh
>The Red Sox will win more than 110 games and there's nothing you can do to prove me wrong
>>66640715
Not very with those mechanics
Yikes!
>>66641081
I'm worried about his longevity though. He's got real rough timing
>the Red Sox will lose more than 110 games and there's nothing you can do to prove me wrong
>>66641118
win*
>>66641093
Yeah will all those aces, how can't they win 110 games?
>>66641144
*with
>>66640457
>>66640498
>>66640541
>white sox last
smdh
>The Red Sox will play exactly 165 games and there's nothing you can do to prove me wrong
>>66641011
Maeda. Pencil built Jap pitcher is gonna hurt himself either swinging the bat or running the bases.
>out in NYC for business
how the hell do you least coasters survive 10pm starts?
Who's Daniel Norris?
san angeles vs. los diego
>>66641220
>>66641220
>>66641220
>>66641216
Derek Norris*
you don't have to be mad, /mlb/
>>66641178
They're not bad but they're horribly overmatched by the Royals and Indians at the very least.
I think they're worse than the Twins/Tigers though. The AL Central is kind of stacked desu, more like the entire AL is an arms race atm except maybe the A's.
>>66640952
I just looked it up - you need to call them to cancel your subscription.
Nightmare.
>>66641251
Even I know who that is, he was pretty based for Oakland
>PETCO Park is literally Dodger Stadium South
Just fuck my shit up senpai
>>66641279
this
It's fucking brutal to cancel your subscription too. My dad's car came with a free trial, then the car got stolen. And we were unable to cancel the subscription because we didnt have the book that was in the car when it got stolen. My dad paid like 3 months of Sirius radio from some dindus to listen to Sirius radio while the car was probably being chopped up
How did the Padres only get worse this year with no steps towards a rebuild?
>>66641340
Is your dad hot?
>>66641363
>Hey guys we can totally contend let's trade all our prospects to the barves
>oopsie it didn't work
>now we gotta trade everyone we can for lesser packages and let some players walk for a measly draft pick
that's how
>>66641328
Up your fanbase b. Nats Park was Citizens Bank Park South up until 2012.
>>66641363
didnt they get a bunch of guys for kimbrel
Another day, another Bullpen meltdown by Philadelphia
>>66641365
>giants """fans"""
>>66641039
an error is when a fielder makes a mistake, like he fumbles the ball, etc., and if the batter gets on base because of it, it isn't counted as a hit.
scoring on an error is a score that happened only because of an error
>>66641393
I thought the Nats played at Walgreens Park?
>>66641393
Wow what a coincidence. That coincides perfectly with the Natinals getting good
>>66641365
Yeah
>>66641410
Is it what happened here?
http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2016/04/07/576298483/1459991009318/asset_1200K.mp4
>>66641393
Marlins Park was also Citizens Bank Park South until the Phillies got irrelevant. Now it's Citi Field South.
I don't know who's more annoying as away fans, New Yorkers or Philadelphians. Do Mets fans invade Nats Park now?
whens the earliest "big pitcher matchup" happening, pri\probably in the NL west i imagine
>his team isn't 2-0
Why is Bautista such a dirty player that chimps out all the time?
>>66641455
i imagine the ump gave him home because the 3rd baseman stepped over him as he tried to get up?
>>66641477
Im guessing tiny penis judging by his voice
>>66641477
>dirty player
Don't be so dramatic
>chimps out
He's a spic
>>66641469
King Felix/Cole Hamels was opening day, so..
>Phillies about to blow it again
Kill me.
>>66641455
>>66641510
yeah cause they threw it out of bounds, which means the runners advance and one had made it to third so he automatically goes home and scores
>>66641510
I didn't really understand what happened, that's why I'm asking.
>dads
>>66641526
Kluber vs Price was better
>>66641455
John Jaso looks like a fucking pirate
>>66641527
yeah, this'll happen a lot. Enjoy the positives, Nola looked Ace-like, Franco killed a ball
>>66641538
nice, thanks
>>66641538
didnt even notice it went out, yeah thats likely why
>filthies
>poopadelphia
>lillies
AND IN PURE PHILADELPHIA FASHION, THE BULLPEN FUCKS IT ALL UP
>Philthy
>Philthydelphia
Let's go REDS!!
two games into the season i'm ready to an hero
>AJ Piershitski blew another game for the barves
dude is fucking done
>>66641722
White Sox sleeper agent strikes again.
Have fun with Fleurs. bwahahahaha
i like mlb.tv, guys
White Sox at A's
>>66641805
>>66641805
>>66641805
>>66641469
Indians and Mets play 15th-17th, don't know what the matchups will be yet
>>66641775
I don't think the Barves mind since they are in the mix for the first draft pick. White Sox would be doing them a favor really by activating their Manchurian candidates right now.
>>66641328
Don't forget that charger stadium is also black hole south
That is one and half LA teams with two other home games
WHO /RESD/ HERE
UNDEFEATED
>>66641861
Fuck yea nigger
>>66641710
>Five more months of this shit until the Eagles disappoint again
>>66641722
what did he do
>>66641861
Reportan
>ASSTROS
>>66641860
Chargers stadium always defaults to the other team. Its literally "every opposing teams stadium South"
Remember that Chargers Steelers game last year? Chargers had to switch to audibles because the Steelers fans were so loud
>METHINALS
Anyone here play this?
FIND A FLAW
nah, seriously, what are their flaws? I'm just learning this shit and players.
>>66641939
And the funny yet sad part is the ownership thinks fixing this would be moving to LA and HOPING to become the clippers of football
Baseball has too many rules.
>pitchers on texas teams
>no Ackley
;-;
>>66641722
It's hard to watch my favorite player deteriorate like this. It's possible that catching 110 games last year took too much of a toll on him.
>>66642019
>Pitchers in Texas not named Dallas Kuechel
>>66642001
>FIND A FLAW
everything not circled?
dat fuckin catch
>>66642001
Pirates biggest flaws are weak back of the rotation and questionable baserunning, which are not bad flaws to be had desu considering the 20 season losing streak ended only a few years ago
>>66642001
their flaw is the wild-card game
>>66642001
cole and cutch will leave to get paid
>>66640327
>went to the game and majority of the fans were tiger fans
>>66641058
you shut your whore mouth right now
I FUCKING HATE CLAY BUTTHOLEZ SO FUCKING MUCH GOD FUCKING FUCK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66642140
>PRAY4BOSH
i hope that fucker gets basketball cancer
Astros must be hoping for a Royals type comeback lol
>>66642149
>sox fans finally realize price cant pitch 600 innings this season and teams will abuse the fuck out of their other """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""aces"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>66642140
Florida does not deserve either of its baseball teams.
a-rod's first dinger incoming
>>66642079
Is that IF lineup really a flaw? I thought those guys were pretty good, specially with Kang back. Harrison and Mercer are very solid, and Jaso has just signed but I read he was good last season and was considered a steal in the offseason
>>66642098
Nicaso been pretty beast today, la.
>>66642105
I don't disagree, they'd have a way better shot in a series vs Cubs.
>muh hotter pitcher wins lol
>>66642133
Is that true? I don't think they'd let Cutch leave. The plan seems to have Marte, Cutch and Polanco foreva
I'm really asking, is that something really likely to happen?
>>66642019
>AL west pitching
>>66642133
Cutch says he wants to stay with the Pirates but honestly I don't they will ever make a fair offer to him, plus they have Austin Meadows waiting to take over just when Cutch's contract expires. Damn shame because he pretty much epitomizes Pirates baseball the same way Roberto Clemente did back in the day.
>>66642166
Are Jays fans this new to baseball that this is their best attempt at banter?
>tfw $25 daily pick game with McHugh starting
YOU WERE HISTORICALLY GOOD AGAINST THEIR LINEUP
WHAT THE FUCK
>>66642140
Lots of Michigan transplants in Florida, shouldn't be surprised.
>A-Fraud
>>66642233
Give him a break it lives in canada
>>66641477
He didn't get his $150 billion
>turdinals
>Jayson Stark @jaysonst 16m16 minutes ago
>The Phillies last year when they led after 7: 51-3.
>The Phillies this year when they've led after 7: 0-2.
>>66642328
kek
>>66642328
Considering how shit they were last year I'm kind of impressed they managed to hold the lead that well.
>>66642222
>>66642222
>2222
Cutch stays forever confirmed
>>66642375
one more WC loss will break Cutchs spirit and he will leave
serious question, no bait id like to get into baseball this year, seems like a lot of the stadium are mad empty, is it because the season just started? or are some cities just not baseball markets like how cities arent hockey markets, and if so how do these franchises stay in business, profit sharing?
>>66642409
too early in the season, peak attendance is the summer
>>66642364
Their set-up/closer situation was great last year. They had Papelbon for half the season, then Giles moved in and he was great with Diekman setting up.
Then they got rid of all of them
>>66642429
thanks, thats what i figured with baseball having a comparatively long season. Some stadiums seemed poppin though like philly and Pittsburgh
>>66642396
“I think you know that answer,” McCutchen said. “Everyone knows I want to be here. That’s nothing new to anyone.”
In December, owner Bob Nutting said he would like to see McCutchen retire as a Pirate.
“That would be really cool,” McCutchen said. “It’s great to hear that from an owner.”
>>66642409
Early in the season
Happens to many teams especially small market teams like Tampa and Milwaukee
>>66642444
>444
meme magic
>>66642444
you mean a player is saying good things about a team he is currently on?
amazing
>>66642438
>papelbon
>Giles
>diekman
Ohhhhhhhh now I get it. I'll be honest I don't know shit about the Phillies
>>66642409
Early season games don't mean anything.
>>66642409
It's cold and windy and rainy and Wednesday and shit
>>66642567
>his team's stadium doesn't have a dome
>>66640460
As an Orioles fan I'm just sitting here waiting for the inevitable. He used to get in Twitter fights with fans after bad games. I don't believe he can survive in a big market.
Also obligatory
>failed prospect cast off in AL
>Best pitcher in NL
I would love seeing Kershaw come to the Yankees to see the inverse happen.
>>66642549
>>66642567
ye, im glad i have mlb network they have the highlight/talk show hybrid like redzone and nhl tonight so i feel like i can get caught up pretty quickly
>>66642442
Cincinnati you mean
kek, based Maeda
Buck truck rolls on
Just relocate the Padres already
Imagine being in the AL East and not being undefeated.
Must be embarrassing
>>66642638
More like they're already LA's 3rd team, kek
Buck truck rolls on
>>66642409
Specifically what games and teams? There's a number of different reasons it could be
How good exactly are the Indians?
Who /FucktheCards/ here?
>>66642586
>implying a dome is any good
does nothing but rob dingers
>april 6th
>he's not 3-0
wew lads
>>66642699
is that a meme? Is there any evidence that the closed dome makes the ball travel not as far?
>>66642586
>His team's stadium has a dome
Do I want to watch the Who's-A's, even if it's just for background noise?
It just won't stop
>>66642768
>his games get cancelled due to weather
>>66642817
His dad is gay
>>66642699
Go to Japan, preferably the dome in Fukuoka, they hit home runs all the time there.
>>66642806
Thanks for trading your farm system to Atlanta.
>losing games
>>66641829
I bought this for the first time this season. I don't know how I lived before.
So far my favorite aspects are watching players you only ever see highlights of, make all of the other plays aside from home run highlights. Also, my fav team played an early day game that is blacked out, so I just watched the replay and could skip whenever I wanted to. Just awesome.
>>66642842
which one?
>>66642842
No he's not don't bully me
>>66642657
Shut up you fucking memelord fucking idiot I can't fucking listen to you anymore UGH
>>66642817
>>66642768
>>66642586
>>66642567
>Their stadiums dont have retractable roofs
>>66642755
the airflow over the course of 200+ feet can be the difference between an easy warning track pop out or a home run
>>66642870
How are the overpaid Mexicans so far, pepe?
>>66642922
Skydome aka Rogers Centre is retractable though
>>66642855
>That 3-0 feel
>>66642922
but it does
>>66642922
Rogers center has a retractable roof silly
>>66642957
>not having grass
>>66643010
soon
>three off days in 4 days
>>66642958
>>66642957
>>66642947
Apologies Canadia
>>66643010
Lets go with this instead
>>66643045
>Lets go with this instead
SOON
>>66642957
>his stadium doesn't have a hotel in it
>>66643103
Haven't people got caught fucking during a game up there before
>>66643069
>>66643029
Guys, its 2016 and Canada does not have grass in their stadium
>>66643103
>their stadium doesnt have a fitness center and an electronics store in it
might as well be the 50s
>>66643112
You'd literally have to be fucking the glass and some perv on camera duty was scanning the windows
>>66643125
SOON
O
O
N
>>66643112
it happend during a concert i think
>>66643147
are you implying most people wouldnt do either?
>Their team's stadium isn't Camden Yards
I seriously hope you guys don't do this...
>>66643184
Found this article for you
http://www.thestar.com/sports/baseball/2012/09/16/skydome_hotel_scandals_over_the_years.html
>>66642943
Not even the overpaid mexicans
IT'S THE FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT ACES
METHHOLZ CAN GO FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw big papi is on track for 162 HRs this season
Least favourite ball parks guys?
Post ELITE hitters
I made this to piss Astros fans off
>>66643216
Why don't they just put up curtains? Or make the windows one way mirrors?
>>66643238
>tfw Cano is on track for 216 HRs this season
you have been visited by the ADAM JONES OF GLORIOUS VICTORY
many pies and THE WIN COLUMN will come to you, but only if you reply to this picture with "rip miguel gonzalez"
>>66643243
>some fucking plastic Blue Jays lifelong is literally going to pretend like GOATway isn't GOAT
EL
OH
FUCKING
MCFUCKING FATASSS MEXICAN ACES
LELEL
>>66643243
Oakland at least has rowdy fans
Milwaukee at least has tailgating
The correct answer is Tampa
>>66643243
The one you posted
>>66643230
Whats nice is everyone shits on our starters so them being productive is a pleasant surprise. You on the other hand, may have a stacked deck of five aces.
Thanks for Castro, cubes
>the mariners are literally on top of the AL West
>>66643238
>cano on track for 216
>>66643311
>The correct answer is Tampa
This
worst dome of the domes imo
>>66643243
TB without fucking question
>>66643230
We are only two games into the season. I'm pretty hyped for tomorrow's game. Salazar vs Kelly. Gonna be a good one.
>>66643335
Nah, we only got 4 Aces now. Price is actually good, thankfully. At least until the playoffs, but I don't think we're even making it. My optimism has gone very far down the toilet since the beginning of Spring training.
>>66643243
the abomination known as Tropicana Field
>>66643302
Rip Miggy, good luck with the AAA Whos
>>66643307
the monster is a travesty and a black mark on the sport
>>66643340
It's Metrodome 2.0. Also,
>building a ballpark before you even get a team
>>66643368
>HE SAYS WHILE HE'S A BLUE JAYS FAN WHERE THEY PLAY IN FUCKING ROGRE'S CENTRE
LOLFMAO
O
L
F
M
A
O
>>66643359
3. Cuckholz shit the bed today. Napoli channeled his inner Travis Hafner.
>>66643377
>laughing out loud fucking my ass off
>Houston Astros in an MLB commercial
Never would've thought I'd see it
>>66643230
Damn you haven't even gotten to grapes-man yet and you're pulling hair out.
Next week gonna be fun
>Matt carpenter going to strike out 300 times this season
>>66643359
Against Tazawa*
>>66643391
>3
...no we have 4
Buttholez, The Cy Young winner, Mr. 117 Million grapes, and the Cuckleballer (whom I trust the most of the 4)
>>66643391
I seriously hope the Indians cuck the royals.
>>66643243
Yankee Stadium
>>66643411
Clay didn't look much like an ace today.
>1st inning
>>66643302
Rip Miggy Gonzo
>>66643438
And I've been to all 30.
>>66643439
I don't even know how to respond to this.
Filth. Don't ever fucking respond to me again with your plebeian knowledge unless you have something insightful to say.
They're back, boys
Who's the most /lifelong/ fanbase in MLB and why is it the Blue Jays?
>>66643458
Calm down. Like I said, tomorrow will be a good game. Just like today.
>>66643484
DON'T
YOU
EVER
FUCKING RESPOND TO ME AGAIN,
UNLESS YOU HAVE SOMETHING FUCKING INSIGHTFUL TO SAY
YOU UTTER BUFFOON ON A BANANA
how many games will the cubs beat the cards by this year?
15?
20?
60?
>>66643479
because the Franchise is a good age, if you're Canadian and a baseball fan you don't have many options without betraying your fellow countrymen
>>66643502
>eternal 5th placers
>>66643502
Goodness!
>>66643502
>angry bawston fan is back
love this gimmick 2bh
>>66643502
>Bawwston
>1-1 and the season is over
Sides are max
m's bros
are we for real?
>>66643557
no
its the Ms
>>66643557
>moments_before_tragedy_struck.png
>>66643535
>>66643540
>>66643555
>>66643556
not a single one of these responses are insightful
enjoy your bans
With the 30 second mound visit rule, should teams be given more time when they have a foreign pitcher who needs an interpreter?
>>66643567
>14 Earned Runs
>Infinite ERA
>You will never be a Padres fan
>>66643502
Perfect
>>66643586
I enjoy mocking the Rags as much as anyone but lets be honest, they will find a way to under perform and disappoint us
>>66643607
I'm surprised that Tiki/pissboi hasn't been around. I guess the NFL draft is approaching.
>>66643583
It's OK to feel angry, the Yankees were 0-1 yesterday, and today they scored 16 runs!
But since you're a pamper Bawwston cuck I guess every loss comes with this mentality. Had Ramirez not made the game winning catch, would you not be crying? Fuck off, you're what's wrong with Boston sports fans.
>>66643637
Why are you not banned yet? I reported you like three times now.
>>66643557
>mfw m's win al west
>>66643645
I am eternal
I'm gonna snap if I hear another "Story" pun
>>66643645
>I've only responded to you twice, though. You sure this will be your third report? Either way, while I'm banned, I hope the Red Sox lose every day I am banned, in your honor of course.
>>66643686
cool story bro
>>66643626
who's pissboi?
I know Tiki was that assmad earlier but who's pissboi?
>>66643686
Cool story bro
>>66643709
dahdey meme key
>>66643686
>"so some guy on the Rockies hit 4 home runs. The thing is though, he's a rookie and they were all the first hits of his career!"
>"no kidding?"
>"Yep. It's a true Story."
>>66643686
>Now for a Story nobody gives a shit about: anon on Mongolian anime board vows to snap if he see's another BasedStory pun.
>>66643557
One or two of those home runs this week may have been outs in Safeco, but what gives me real hope is that they were able to manufacture runs. That is exciting!
Plus, the bullpen is pretty damn good so far, even in the home run zone of Texas.
>>66643686
what will his 30 for 30 be named
>a storied career
>trevors story
>the fairytale story
>>66643686
>snap
>story
I see what you did senpai, I'm an expert in normie ways. gotta know your enemy
>>66643686
Nice story, pal
>>66643727
Underrated as fuck.
>>66643747
Short Story: Trevor's Time In Colorado
>>66643709
>There are people in this general that don't know that is a person's life, not a game
>>66643781
In all fairness, its still kind of winter in some places
hard to understand stuff
>>66643781
Y-you got me senpai
>>66643781
Best day of the hot stove league this year.
>>66641477
He is hitting a talent celing. He can't get any better and is getting older.
It doesn't help him get to a better team when he plays in a kiddie park tailored for dingers.
So let me get this straight, if I live in a teams blackout zone, that means if I purchased MLB.tv premium or whatever, I would NOT be able to watch them?
Also, unrelated but I want to say it, PNC Park is the best looking stadium and when they do their "blackout" its crazy (despite blowing it the last two wild cards). Not even a Pirates fan btw
>>66643855
If you purchase the single team package, ya. Not sure about the total premium package, thought you got access to every game regardless.
>>66643812
I regret I went to bed before THE defining moment, but I was fucking dying during the Chapman bit.
Winter Meetings is /mlb/ gold. I encourage any newfags to experience it.
How long will it take the Padres to score a run?
r8 my meme pls
>>66643870
>tfw I am willing to pay the $110 for a years worth of premium but I still wouldn't be allowed to watch the Yankees despite living in northeast CT
This shit is stupid, I don't even get YES or Pix 11 up here, why am I blacked out.
Another reason this state is a pile of shit
>>66643210
>Being in baltimore
>>66643855
That is correct. I bought the premium package. I cannot watch Mariners road games because of how close I live to Seattle. I am not sure about home games yet.
However, the game will be available 90 minutes after the game to watch and pause and fast forward.
I justified the purchase by getting more familiar with all the other teams, and it's cheap, plus all the home games are on during a time when I can watch them.
>>66643894
Hell, all of the people in the thread are watching so much info from other sites, and so fast to post, that it is a great spot to catch big moves like a sports news site. Perfect for offseason moves.
>>66643894
>>66643894
Shut up you stupid fucking memelord newfag
>>66643958
You'll still get blacked out with the full package. You could try changing your DNS or getting a cheap VPN. With a good VPN you'd be paying like $150 in total just to watch all games and your team. $170 if you wanna keep shitposting on /sp/ because you need a pass because VPNs are restricted here...
Since the memeiners hired Edgar, Cano has batted .320/.401/.559
>>66643932
int/10
>>66643958
Actually its not. Mlb owned by the oqners, but recenue generated from the mlb.tv stuff is shared with the holders and reinvested in the mlb
Local tv packages directly influence cash money flowing into the owner's own individual pockets. It would be silly to "take viewers away" from the prpduct that will generate you direct revenue
Economics 101 nerd
>>66643993
>>66643958
I forgot to mention that there's a 35% discount if you're a veteran or student
>>66643984
Have fun with all those grapes tomorrow fagbutt
Not all blackout areas are created equal in terms of size
For example, the Mariner's area is just over 400,000 sq. miles, while the Red Sox' is around 70k
>>66644002
>mfw first Ms angels series
>mfw all that shitposting and memes
>>66644010
I understand that part, I'm mad because I don't get the two channels Yankee games are played on but I'm still blackedout as if I did. I get NESN for the Red Sox so I understand that blackout.
I'm sure west CT receives YES and Pix 11 and they just blackedout all of CT because they're assholes
>not using temporary emails to use unlocator week-trials the whole season
cmon son
Does your team have an elite bullpen
>>66644069
Working on it
>>66644069
>tfw elite bullpen
>tfw doesnt matter because they dont get to pitch
>>66644038
and the area for the rangers/astros is around 470k sq miles
>>66644069
>14ER
>>66643302
rip Miggy Gonzally
>tfw the NL Cy Young race is just a friendly competition between Kenta and Kershaw
>>66644069
check the filename and you tell me
(the joke goes back to an a-rod interview last season)
>>66644069
Fuck no
Based Maeda pitches good game and blasts a homer. Dodgers about to sweep the series without allowing a single run. Much happiness
>Dedres
>tfw you started to worry about the dodgers holding a team scoreless for an entire series but then you remember that the team they faced was just the padres
>>66644272
Was he under the name "Hated" in the past?
Because I may know who you're talking about
>>66644272
>>66644069
Our wrap crew are forcing a name for our 7-8-9 (Brach, O'Day, Britton)
>>66643969
Bro, Private Internet Access is $40 a year and you can bypass the blackout
>>66644138
>beating the padres offense is a major accomplishment
>>66643969
>>66644014
Yeah, I broke down and bought it anyway since I'm fucking autistic enough to use all its features and watch other teams play.
Student discount knocked the premium price down to $70, pretty substantial desu.
>>66644307
yes he was
>>66644325
I will certainly look into that. Thanks my man!
>>66644347
holy shit what a faggot lmao
>>66643686
Where were u when Based Story hit HR
I was at home drinking Dales Pale Ale when Fred rang
'Story is Homer again'
'no'
And you?????????????
YANKEES SUCK
>>66644379
Whoa cool it with the hot opinions, bro
>>66644329
>his team has given up a run this season
Don't talk to me.
How do we fix this shit, /mlb/?
JÚST
>>66644396
Relocate to vegas
>>66644396
Improve your farm system and stop hoping for the second coming of Tony Gwynn, Trevor Hoffman, and Ken Caminitti
>>66644396
Clone Tony Gwynn from his bone marrow.
>>66644412
FEED
>>66644396
Blow up the team desu.
>>66644434
ROIDS
>>66644396
Fire, lots of it
>>66644396
Also, stop using Chargers colors. Go back to the brown, yellow, orange look. Much better than what they have now.
>>66644396
Do whatever the Astros did, suck ass long enough to stack your farm system and abuse the MLB's draft system
Reply to this post if your team has lost its WIN virginity this season.
Not so fast, almost half of the league!
>>66644396
Stop embarrassing California. You and the Aids need to leave.
>>66644412
how big can he get
>>66644463
this the yellow and brown was iconic and the madres change their uniforms more often than a minor league team
>>66644524
Use the Camo more. It's the best IMO.
pls help us white sox
>>66644511
Enough to cover both 3rd and SS if they actually field him dohohohoho
>>66644544
camo on memorial day or military appreciation day/s is ok. camo every other fucking game just seems like a minor league meme
Since the Jays are complete garbage anymore does this make the Rays the laughing stock of the AL East?
When will they move to Montreal?
Will they ever be relevant?
>>66642140
wait till they play the mets
>>66644626
Spengler was right.
>>66644626
>how to make your already joke of a team even bigger losers in one easy step
>win a meme challenge
>proceed to gidp
How pathetic can this team be?
http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/17522196/v576652683/ladsd-maeda-hits-a-solo-homer-in-his-mlb-debut/?game_pk=446894
Based Japs
>white sux this bad
Just fuck my shit up senpai
>who sux """""" offense"""""""""
>>66644396
relocate to portland
>>66644069
>this post
>literally posting a 15+ ERA
>>66644396
move the team to montreal and let Bell throw assloads of money at the team out of desperation to stay relevant in sports media and hire Anthopolous to build up the farm.
guys i never finished my daddy greinke/kershaw/scoutfu fanfic story, and for that i apologize
>>66643709
Tiki's alternate shitposting ego, pretends to be a Dodgers and Jints fan at various times
>>66644808
>the brewers will then be in the NL West
no
>>66644812
AYY
>>66644832
I thought he was a Rangers trip tho
japan is pretty cool desu senpai
>https://twitter.com/TheRealJHair/status/717934956882690048
>now the who sux bullpen is shit
How did we win those last 2 games again?
Man the whos are depressing
>>66644878
:^)
>>66644887
>now the who sux bullpen is shit
>now
it always has been fampai
webm related lel
>>66644626
>They will become just the sixth Major League team by my research to conduct or announce a LGBT Pride Night
Doesn't that happen every Giants home game?
>>66644854
It's one singular pure consciousness of autism pretending to be at least 3 different people from 3 different cities
>>66644396
trade every single player who isn't pre-arb
The whos are really depressing
Why is this a nationally broadcast game?
>>66644511
for you
>>66644920
Y-you're not even helping ;_;
>>66645009
;_;
Those were dark times
>implying they've got any brighter
>>66644955
So people remember the A's exist?
And that other team too?
Now Lawrie should ground into a double play and I can finally go to sleep.
>Foul, Foul, Foul, Groundout
Every Who Sux batter. Can this ride fucking end?
>>66645080
Lawshit popped out
>>66645092
Carlos Rodon doesn't deserve this shit
I get that it's Sonny Gray but holy shit we can't hit beyond 2nd base.
WHO ELSE /DIVISIONLEADER/
>>66644272
VANISH~!!
>>66645117
fucking windsorfags
Welp the few hours we had these last two days in first was fun. God knows how many more years we'll have to wait for that again.
>>66642594
After the past two seasons I don't think he can snap out of it--just a total late bloomer. His stuff is INSANE night in and night out.
and if kershaw went to the yankees he'd still be the best pitcher in baseball
AL East: Boston
AL Central: Kansas City
AL West: Houston
ALWC #1: Cleveland
ALWC #2: Toronto
ALWC: Cleveland < Toronto
ALDS: Houston < Boston
ALDS: Kansas City > Toronto
ALCS: Kansas City > Boston
------------------------------
NL East: New York
NL Central: Chicago
NL West: San Francisco
NLWC #1: Pittsburgh
NLWC #2: St. Louis
NLWC: Pittsburgh > St. Louis
NLDS: San Francisco > New York
NLDS: Chicago > Pittsburgh
NLCS: Chicago > San Francisco
------------------------------
2016 World Series: Kansas City > Chicago (in 7 games)
>>66645135
You're still over .500 for now
>>66645177
excuse me but have you taken a look at boston's rotation recently
>>66645177
>Boston
>no AL West in the WC
>>66645117
Nothin higher than 1.000
>>66645190
Yeah. Gotta take the victories as they come no matter how little for a team that rarely has victories. Just sadder today that Rodon looked pretty good in his first go and he gets tagged with the L. Damn shame.
>>66645206
The AL West is shit
>>66645191
Yeah Price is the Peyto Manning of MLB
Complete elite ace-tier in the reg. season, full on chokeartist in the postseason
>>66645226
Price is the Andy Dalton of MLB. Peyton at least won something in the playoffs
Any A's bros going to the Angels game on monday?
>>66645177
AL East: Boston
AL Central: Cleveland
AL West: Houston
ALWC#1: Texas
ALWC#2: Tampa Bay
ALWC: Texas < Tampa Bay
ALDS: Tampa Bay < Boston
ALDS: Houston > Cleveland
ALCS: Houston < Boston
----------------------------
NL East: New York
NL Central: Pittsburgh
NL West: Los Angeles
NLWC#1: Chicago
NLWC#2: St. Louis
NLWC: Chicago > St. Louis
NLDS: Los Angeles > Chicago
NLDS: Pittsburgh > New York
NLCS: Los Angeles > Pittsburgh
-------------------------
2016 World Series: Los Angeles > Houston (6 games)
Price is gonna be lites out for my Jays this year, we're talking 30 ERAs a game
>>66645264
ALCS: Houston > Boston*
>Avisail Garcia is unironically the White Sox's DH
>>66645264
Ahem, you're forgetting someone :*)
>>66645226
well he won't have to worry about choking in the playoffs this year because he's not going to be anywhere near them
>>66645265
are you really not even going to put in the effort to get a proxy?
Yanquis!
>>66645285
Us Jaysbros never put effort into our posts
Jays taking the NL North cap it
>>66645290
BUILD
>>66645264
how do you not have kc in your "prediction"
>>66642594
>I would love seeing Kershaw come to the Yankees to see the inverse happen
You have to be mentally ill to believe that Arrieta is the best pitcher in the NL and that Kershaw would suddenly not be the greatest pitcher of his generation and the generation of today.
I want you to take a look at Arrieta's mediocre ass career in comparison to this one and SINCERELY say that there is an active pitcher who can even be compared to Clayton's dominance.
>>66643301
Correa is on track for 243. Meh.
>>66645298
THIS
>>66645306
The man can't win in the postseason
what good is all that dominance when he pisses his pants on the big stage
>>66645326
BOURGEOIS
>>66645306
DG, would you physically suck Kershaw's dick if he presented it to you?
>>66645290
>tfw your bull is on your team
>>66645336
literally what do you mean?
>>66645177
>he fell for the Cubs meme
AL East: Toronto
AL Central: Cleveland
AL West: Houston
AL WC: Boston vs KC
NL East: Washington
NL Central: Pittsburgh
NL West: LA
NLWC: SF vs NYM
After that it's a crapshoot.
>>66645328
So it's Kershaw's fault that his team doesn't score?
Every manager and front office in baseball would sacrifice an actual human person to be given the chance to draft Kershaw again. I know that right now in 2016 you see him as a choker and some 4chan meme but 3 or 4 decades from now we're going to look back at his career ring or no ring, in the same way that we talk about Cy Young and Maddux.
wew lads
>His baseball team doesnt have a BASED baseball waifu like Ellen Baker Sensei
Lmao fucking losers
>Every manager and front office in baseball would sacrifice an actual human person to be given the chance to draft Kershaw again. I know that right now in 2016 you see him as a choker and some 4chan meme but 3 or 4 decades from now we're going to look back at his career ring or no ring, in the same way that we talk about Cy Young and Maddux.
>tfw 6 months later and it still hasn't fully sunk in that your team actually won a world series in your lifetime
brehs, its such a beautiful feeling
>>66645369
He's a great pitcher but he's not a legendary pitcher. He's legitimately below average in the postseason. These are facts.
>>66645387
>>66645416
Ugly with a stupid fucking ribbon
Baker sensei is literally perfec
>>66645387
Baker is a slut
even Yumi is better
but Rodney Chan is best girl
Reminder that the Kansas City Royals put the 2015 World Series in the hands of Edinson Volquez and he now has a ring
>>66645350
dat bald spot doe
No wonder she prefers the other Justin
>>66645439
eh i like her
how is there so much fanart of that girl though, isn't she like from some japanese textbook
>>66645369
DANIEL
>>66645445
No she is literally perfect
>>66645446
Kek
The power of memes fuel the Kansas City Royals
>Andrew Heaney has a strained flexor muscle in his throwing arm
Cubs literally destroying pitchers this early.
>>66645463
She is the english teacher from Boston that likes the Boston Red Sox in the new Japanese english-teaching textbook
Literally
>>66645410
>cardinals fan here
yes it is my man, missouri strong
>>66645387
>His baseball team has something faggy like a waifu
>>66645502
CUTE
U
T
E
>>66645413
Maddux had a 5.5 ERA October ERA before he had a ring.
He's absolutely going to be legendary, his career and all of the things that he's ammassed at his age 27 season is incredible, lowest ALL-TIME ERA WITH A MINIMUM OF 1600 INNINGS PITCHED both SP and RP, ring or no ring that shit doesn't matter, I want one for him but it ultimately doesn't take anything away from his individual career.
Are people going to remember Yordano Ventura longer becuase he's has a ring and performed really well in the WS?
To put it in perspective.. The gap between Clayton and the 2nd best, is the same gap between the 2nd best and the 6th best.
It's incredible in every sense of the word.
>>66644951
Nah it was clear they were two different people a few months ago
>>66645502
yeah i was in one of those threads where they posted the full "characters" list
it's crazy how many pictures there are of her
>>66645526
Pixiv is starting to explode with art of her
Some of it is lewd
A lot of it is really
>>66645494
Cubs kool-aid CANCER literally gave that poor white boi a fucken NOSEBLEED from 60ft away.
>>66645516
>ring or no ring that shit doesn't matter
But it does matter. He's proven, publicly and on the record, that he can't pitch when it matters the most. Yeah, he's capital G Great against the fucking Padres in the middle of June. Problem is, he actually, publicly shits on himself when the game actually matters.
That's an important consideration and will keep him from becoming a revered and historical name.
maek new thread
>>66644929
Kek
>>66645535
>based arietta no hit you guys
>this mad months later
dodgers fans ladies and gents
>>66645502
Damn. Fucking lucky Red Cucks...
>>66645533
Where might one find some of this?
>>66645658
Pixiv probably
>>66645611
Remind me to Flaherty edit this next time he plays Fenway
>tfw off day tmrw
>>66645410
>>tfw 39 years later and it has fully sunk in that your team has never won a world series in anyones lifetime
>>66642817
His teams stats are atifically inflated by the lack of a weather variable.
>>66643418
Not gonna happen. Indians may be warm RN but the Royals are motivated and hot.
>>66643502
Autism speaks.
Royals over Astros in 7
Dodgers over Cubs in 4
Royals over Dodgers in 5
>>66642594
He still used twitter all the time in Chicago. Doesnt get in fights just interacts with people.
>>66646411
>Dodgers
>making the playoffs
>beating the Cubs
Top kek anon
I just spit my coffee all over ur mums cunt from laughing
>>66643958
Im in the same boat live in CT have MLBtv
>but
Using a DNS set up that allows me to watch in market games. Was very easy to setup.
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