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20th birthday edition
Tuesday:
8pm San Jose Clash vs DC United mlssoccer.com
Friday
7pm Philadelphia Union vs Orlando City UniMás
Saturday
4pm Impact de Montréal vs Columbus Crew
4pm New England Revolution vs Toronto FC
5:30pm DC United vs Vancouver Whitecaps
7pm New York Red Bulls vs Sporting Kansas City
9pm FC Dallas vs San Jose Earthquakes
9:30pm Real Salt Lake vs Colorado Rapids
Sunday
4pm Houston Dynamo vs Seattle Sounders ESPN
7pm Man City vs Chicago Fire FS1
9:30pm LA Galaxy vs Portland Timbers FS1
Reserves for what?
>>66628281
The NASL Silverbacks died and their reserves team is entering NPSL as the Silverbacks.
>Soon
Just a reminder NASLel is still delusional
>>66628094
>8pm San Jose Clash vs DC United mlssoccer.com
Isn't this today?
>>66628856
Yeah sorry my bad
I meant to type today
>>66628752
>tfw you destroy your haters
can't wait
>merritt paulson in charge of not being a whiny ass titty baby
>>66628912
>Soon
>>66628981
>Cyle Larin in charge of not having an exploded hamstring
>>66629109
>yfw you wreck the unies with a first-half brace and cheekily sit out the second half
Relegate the Union!
PREPARE YOUR ANUS ORLANDO
>tfw MLS is old enough to shitpost on 4chan but not old enough to drink yet.
Is Matt Besler the new Twellman?
>>66628838
Makes me glad theres no money in the sport here
>divegrass
>>66629333
>He's failed the concussion protocol 2 weeks after suffering the concussion
Did fucking Klinnsman take a Louisville Slugger to his head?
>>66629408
MSL war when doe
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_League_war
>>66629259
>not drinking before 21
>tfw mls was born on my 6th bday
Goddamn
It was already hard enough to get out of the group
>>66629671
Better than Yedlin tbqh senpai
>>66629683
"No"
>>66629696
"Yes"
Yedlin's surpassed Timmy in "useless defender"-ness since Guatemala
>>66629711
I'm pretty he hasn't matched "Chandler at the Gold Cup" quite yet
>Soon
>>66629725
Chandler's 1 blooter in the Gold Cup has been more contribution than Yedlin's whole career at RB for the USA
>>66629809
It was a friendly
And his performances in the following actual competitive games more than made up for it
>r/MLS is somewhat skeptical of the US women's claims
>>66629983
They're just mad there isn't an otherkin national team
>>66629711
>le full backs should concentrate on defense meme
When will you realize that attacking full backs are a cornerstone of successful NTs?
>>66630497
About the same time you realize that Yedlin is as shit on attack as he is on defense
>>66629940
>being this desperate for views
>tfw you can cheer for best girl now
>Fernando botches pass to Ibrahimovic into an Open net.
I knew we were always the main CFG club. Glad we have some synergy in playing
>>66629940
Halftime, here comes fucking nothing.
>>66633154
My bad, misread halftime for pregame. What was it?
>>66633221
See your previous post
>>66630692
BASED
A
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E
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It's happening lads.
>>66636642
>>66636642
Larin ded, hopefully they can keep Kaka from raping them.
2-2 maybe?
Going to New York to see Union-NYCFC
Please don't beat me up lads
45 bings to go lad
Here's a stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnLTPcC3QWY
BTW there's also a women's game
For some reason
BYEEEEEE
>>66629940
>the Champions League pro/rel pregame show, brought to you by applebee's
Schoen is pronounced "Shane"?
>>66639327
TODAY I LEARNED SOMETHING
Wynalda AND Harkes played in this game?
How is it possible that DC went down in style?
>getting USMNT coach's attention will be true legacy of MLS
lol, no
DC certainly seems to be the most dangerous side right now
>clelsh
CARLYCARLYCARLYCARLYCARLY
> that fucking flip
SAVAGE
A
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A
G
E
are we gonna get to see some comfy 90s halftime ads?
Guys...I don't think this semen slurping league is for me
What's with all these fucking Bolivians for DC?
>>66639858
No unfortunately
Looks like they're just gonna skip them
>Mexican flag draped over member of mariachi congo line
>>66629109
>>66629124
Tfw MLS told Mexico to watch out for Cylel Larin.
>>66639884
lots of south americans in DC, m8. back then they were probably the only ones who watched soccer.
>>66638482
>tfw watching comfy redsox and san jose
>Post yfw SKC lifts the MLS Cup
>mfw
>>66629433
Apparently Bradley cleared a ball right into Besler's head
This semen slurping league isn't for me.
I'll stick with based NASL.
>>66640177
Literally what?
NASL's been dead for about 12 years now
Where has Harkes been this whole game?
> that smug 90s referee
>at halftime
>Youth Soccer Spotlight
>Alexi Lalas
So guys, how do we score the goal when the clock counts down?
>>66640257
It never died.
where the fuck is my fingerprint-reading credit card?
>>66640177
We have MLS because NASL died idiot
>people actually use fujifilm over kodak
>>66640372
The fuck are you in about, goof. Says here it's been dead for 11 years
This newfangled MLS thing is where it's at
>>66640109
>any team from Scum Jose
>dat leno
>dat lalas
Are they going to do they going to do a broadcast of 96 MLS Cup?
Which was on October 20th
>Clash
>Emblem is a scorpion
Calelfornia in charge of themes
>>66640532
Blame Nike
>>66640545
Nike kits are shit, when are we going to get Adidas or Umbro as a kitmaker
>pudge and juan gonzalez on the rangers
the first two athletes i knew by name
>>66639907
looks like you're wrong
>Bill McDermott will never give you a moustache ride
Why even live?
>>66640615
They skipped the pregame ones
But I'm not complaining
>that kid in the 90s Germany kit
why are 90's commercial so comfy?
Wynalda will score the winner
Screencap this
Why was this the first game?
Why not LA-New York?
is he kill?
>>66640688
those dubs
>>66640696
>New York
You mean New Jersey? Who /Lifelong NJ-NY Metrostar/ here? Just give us all the cups for the next 20 years
Davis Cup?
Dafuq is that?
Clash logo looks like a dick on the shirts
>Antonio Banderas with a rocket launcher hidden in a guitar case
I need this
I can't wait for MLS to dominate Liga MX!!!!
>Dayak
San Jose should get rid of him ASAP
>>66640808
God this comment stream is just absolute cancer
Where is Harkes?
It's like he's out fucking an opposing team's player's wife
>Wynalda
Sub this asshile off already
Was Iroha the original run fast black man?
The game is turning on DC, and now this
>>66640938
>Arse-Ayy
>>66640990
You mean the SG that has sour grapes with DCU is reporting them doing something bad?
>echimeme
EXPOSED
Spoiler alert: Damon Hill won the 96 Argentine Grand Prix
>>66641206
Without senna, F1 will die. Cap this.
Spoiler alert: Bolivia doesn't make it back
Is that an ad for a world cup hosting bid?
>SuperClashFag MIA
Tripfags in charge of talking shit during the game
>yfw US makes it out for the group stage in '02 world cup
>>66641307
Whoa whoa whoa
That's six years away
We've got France '98 in two
>>66641286
desu I was living in New Hampshire in 96 and my first MLS game was in 99
>tfw the Revs are gonna be a cup winning dynasty
>>66641348
They're a cup losing dynasty.
>game only started 20 minutes ago
Shit, feels like an hour.
>>66641395
kek
>>66641286
>SuperClashFag
Underage ban.
Phil Schoen deserves a better color commentator. Some kooky British nutjob
I'm starting to think no one's gonna score
PKs here we come
>>66641593
>PKs
Shootouts, even better.
>lelnalda
WYNALDA OUT HOLY SHIT
>Wynalda
This is fun
Should we do another stream?
What game?
>>66641681
Everyone's first game
This game has been pretty comfy. Hopefully this MLS thing works out. I imagine they'll take of the NFL training wheels in a few years, open up pro/rel, and have a strong league in 15-20 years.
Where's the Sin Bin?
WYNALGOAT
GOATNALDA
WYNALDA
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>DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC >DC
FIRE THIS FUCK BRUCE ARENAS. HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK HE'S DOING. FUCKING SHIT!!!!!
>>66640688
FUCKING WIZARD HOLY SHIT
Just give >us the cup now
GIVE US THE FUCKING CUP BITCHES
LGTSS
>DC "UNITED"
>>66641884
>www.clash.com links to a blank page saying "coming soon!"
Hope they hurry up with the website. I want to learn more about the future GOATs.
>Bruce Arenas
What an idiot, this 3 at the back shit doesn't work. Fire him already.
>Implying Arena still won't lead us to the cup
>>66642003
>bruce arena is a good coach meme
LA will win 5 MLS cups, before Bruce wins even 1.
Who /KriesBoyz/ here?
By 2015, the mutiny will collapse, the Clash will move to Houston, David Beckham will play for LA or New York, the league will expand by adding some decent USL 1st division teams, and finally there will be a European style pro/rel with the newly established MLS 2.
How many games were televised in that inaugural season after the opener? Would be comfy af for majorleaguesoccersoccerdotcom to stream them all the rest of the year
>the US women's NT won 7-0 tonight
women's sawker isn't fun anymore
>>66642621
>anymore
DC deserves to go winless for the shit way they treat supporters, banning a dude from all mls matches for a year because he set a smoke bomb off outside the stadium #punishedforpassion
>>66628094
these threads are getting worse
NOBODY
>>66644433
Still better than 75% of the other generals
>>66638740
they are trying really hard to make those women appear attractive and not athletic
>>66645079
>Kelly
>Tobin
>Not attractive
top to bottom most talented and most beautiful WNT on the planet and ever.
>>66645105
A team of 4s and maybe two 7s is pretty fucking meh.
Costa Rica has Raq Rod.
>>66645127
Agreed, even England has better QTs.
>ywn Raw Rod Raq Rod
Why even live?
>>66645105
>most beautiful WNT on the planet and ever.
wow its f***ing nothing
Wew lad
Mums mad at me for dossing off playing footy with the m8s. Phillip was bringing the aggro but his botch defensive skills let me muster a win. Ah Phillip, that wanker.
>>66644433
>this league is getting worse
FTFY
Well that's pretty sad
Having to get Canada?
HE DID IT AGAIN
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>66650979
>canada is 50 years old
Happy Birthday, hat
>>66651110
Goddamn next he'll be trying to sell me a lawnmower.
>>66650979
>>66651145
>yfw the laffs lose to Guyana on their 50th birthday
>>66649836
t. 2010 WC first time viewer
>>66651110
>Freddy Adshill
>Soon
http://www.espnfc.com/mexican-liga-mx/story/2845614/mexican-clubs-wary-of-fifa-rule-in-signing-us-players
>The Mexican Football Federation has encouraged Liga MX clubs to stop registering underage players from the United States because of a potential widespread breach of a FIFA rule, sources have told ESPN FC.
>Each year, minors born and based in the U.S. are scouted north of the border and head south to join Liga MX clubs' academies.
But sources said the Mexican teams could be guilty of breaking Article 19 of FIFA's Regulations on the Status and Transfer of Players, which is designed to stop minors from leaving their native countries for bigger clubs abroad before they turn 18.
>red bull
>>66651110
This is both hilarious and sad
>>66642621
>tfw no USWQT gf
>>66652665
Why would you want one of those feminazis?
>>66638740
>All trying to look like models
>>66651110
>weekend kickball
Wanna laugh?
http://www.starsandstripesfc.com/social-video-twitter/2016/4/7/11388642/gyasi-zardes-reveals-his-secrets-to-a-perfect-first-touch-seriously
>>66656009
Is "The Gyasi Zardes School of First Touches" going to become a meme know?
>>66652184
>gFla down 2-10 at home despite having an astronaut on their roster and the Red Bulls keeper scoring own goals
>their own keeper is dead, having been impaled in the head with the astronaut's severed arms
>the center circle is a Jesus fish
>>66656009
This has to be a parody.
Havent been on /sp/ for a while
Whats the consensus on the US Womens team (possible) legal action for inequal pay despite them making a profit?
>>66652879
>tfw Frank Lampard and Gonzalo Veron have a comparable amount of Minutes played
Why can't NY teams DP right?
>>66657229
They're stupid for asking for equal pay.
They should be asking for pay, like the men, that is proportional to their revenue.
When the papers show that the men (surprise) make 10x more than the women, they're going to leave head in hands
>>66657445
>proportional to their revenue
As I understand it, that's what they're asking for by "equal" pay. The issue is that no one knows how much either team makes individually because broadcast revenue goes through SUM.
>>66657589
They're asking for the same pay as the men.
>>66657610
Well that's dumb. They don't even play at the same level of competition.
>>66657797
>Best players in the world
>Lose to literal 15 year olds
>Soon
>>66657845
I'm out of keks, can anybody loan me A small amount?
>>66652179
Good. And keep those traitorous Shitcano beaners over there
>>66657229
They're retarded entitled cunts who already have a guaranteed salary with the national team since womens sawker clubs dont pay shit. And now they want to opt out of that very contract they signed for and earn bonuses like the men's team does. Fuck those dykes
>>66658208
Let them opt out. They'll stop once they realize that it costs money to rent a stadium, rent parking lots, advertise, make kits, supply balls, cleats, shin guards, refs, sub boards, that shit you draw lines with, goals, sod, buses and shit that you find in A locker room.
They'll be bankrupt in about 6 games.
>>66657845
Well, most of Canada's worthwhile players are under 23 already
>Media people getting mad over a team revoking media credentials
They clearly don't understand their role
>>66659250
Just like their women.
>>66657229
From what I've read their case and examples are extremely poor and misguided
Anyone that is advocating their side is doing it because of their blind SJW-ness
How come this is the first I have heard of this?
http://northernpitch.com/articles.html/_/minnesota-soccer-news/miami-fcs-marketing-goes-full-spring-break-r782
>>66660309
What's the problem? The site has a extreme anti-NASL bias.
>>66660309
>omg these ads are so creepy, like come on, it's [CURRENT YEAR]
They have a point about it not working, though. Attendance for the Miami-Strikers game was abysmal.
>>66651110
Only the next Pele could shill this many companies
>>66662058
Miami wasn't hosting
>>66662434
Ft. Lauderdale used the same marketing tactic, it's mentioned in the article.
Also they're supposed to be local rivals and are within easy driving distance.
To get ~2200 people in the stadium under those conditions means both teams failed hard at marketing. At least ~20k watched it on TV, though, so maybe they all had to stay home and do laundry or something.
>>66660309
>macron
Damn, I wish MLS teams had more freedom in choosing their kit suppliers.
>>66642086
Bitch please.
>>66642544
>>66642544
There was a game about once or twice a week on ESPN2 (that would usually get preempted for tennis or Arena Football running long), and there was always a Sunday game on Univision
There was a game that ESPN2 had, but didn't start broadcasting until about 5 minutes left because Pete Sampras couldn't win in straight sets like he was supposed to. The tennis announcers basically said "Stay tuned for Major League Soccer, where the LA Galaxy will take on (I forgot who)... LOL ANDREW SHUE"
>>66665797
>tfw I saw him+mutiny play against the Silverbacks
mamadou diallo was there too. i remember him kicking 70mph PK's back when they had the speed gun behind the net.
>>66666165
Based Big Mama
>>66664431
FOLLOW DA MONAY
>Soon: late night vibes edition [MLS 1.0 Edition]
man that clash game was awesome the other day...did you guys get an N64 yet? I've been playing this game like crazy...awesome music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4XCk2HFdNc
>>66666205
>a mutant bat
>>66666320
Your picture's taking too damn long to load. What, do you think my city can handle a 56k modem?
FIGHT
and
WIN
>>66666348
you have a USA flag so yes. you should be able to handle this.
>>66666348
>>66666391
wait...damn..you made a funny joke and I blew it :(
>>66666409
>tfw had a 56k modem but phone lines in my city could only handle 28.8
;_;
Hey faggots get the 666666666 get for MLS and we've finally would have made it start posting like crazy
But can they do it on a cold windy night in Chester?
>Soon: 666666666 edition
>>66666605
Get it bro you'll be a legend
>Soon
>>66666641
>>66666744
Know what else soon posters will never get?
MLS Cup.
>>66666922
>he thinks this is bantz
>>66666922
Just carrying on the tradition of Atlanta sports
>mfw MNUFC actually has a chance because Minnesota wins championships in leagues most sports fans don't give a shit about
>>66666993
Don't cry anon, its just a joke.
>>66667009
>Minnesota
>>66667044
>Vikings
>>66667009
>MN wins sports in leagues fans don't care about
Did they win a championship at all? Missed that day at little league.
>>66667059
>Minnesota United
>>66667089
>>66667009
That's right, we're NASL and WNBA heavy weights don't you know it.
>>66666450
>You live in an area where Verizon only offers home phone, but you can get AT&T internet
>Verizon owns the exclusive rights to your area
>Only other option is Satellite
Fuck you Verizon I hate using this usb moden and I'm Fucking surrounded by all this construction for suburban homes along with expanding the damn main road.
>>66667407
>not living in a real civilized city.
>3 more sleeps until my mls franchise plays
fug
>>66667439
i know right, get with it it's the 90's
>>66667440
>3 days
fuck youuuu
>Soon
>replying to me again
I thought I said not to do that.
Your dream comes true and Klinsmann is fired, but you don't have enough "dream power?" to get your dream replacement.
Who is your ideal REALISTIC candidate?
I'm asking because FM has Klinsmann's replacement as Dominic Kinnear
>>66670225
>Dominic Kinnear
Get fucked SJ.
Knowing Gulati, he'll probably go all in on the memes, and try to get Bruce back.
If we're talking interim coaches there's Kreis not doing anything, and why not Preki?
>>66667110
top kek
>>66670225
Seriously though, why don't we hire a Liga MX coach it's a good compromise between the affordability of an American coach and the quality of a Yuropoorian one
I'm not a chicano btw
>>66670737
No way Gulati goes for Bruce
If the opportunity arose and an interim was needed Kreis might get it BUT I fear Tab Ramos seems most likely
>>66670937
Fuck no to a Mexican coach
As for the non-Mexican ones, I don't know
I'm going to shill for Óscar Pareja again but I don't really know a lot of others
>>66670937
>Liga MX
>quality coaches
We should hire the USWNT coach because she wins world cups
>>66671720
Or we could hire the NCAA DIi coach of the year
He's be more qualified
>>66671720
>all the klansmann comparisons Jill Ellis had before her team started scoring goals in the last few games of the WC
>>66671785
They were legitimate though
However she showed she was willing to change
Klinsmann has not
>>66671828
If anything, Klinsmann has changed too much from game-to-game
>>66671828
It's funny because she hasn't. The women's game is just so shit that you can play them out of position and they'll still win 4-0
>>66671882
I meant his tendencies
Change players too much, play players out of position, make really shitty roster choices
That stuff
>>66671941
That's objectively false and you know it
>>66672008
It's not. Do you not remember every game she's played Abby at false 9, or that dyke fullback with the Jewish last name at center mid?I'm pretty sure there was a game she also played Lloyd at tap in striker.
>>66672050
Against Germany they would have been killed if she played the same team as the the beginning
>>66672082
Instead, it became a shitshow for whoever was the better team at """earning""" and then finishing penalties
It's not as bad as baseball, but this is pretty bad
>>66674102
Not bad compared to what the City Islanders have to put up with.
Lets go lads
>>66674740
Hype. Gonna be cold bruh.
>>66674829
I know right
>April
>Still days that feel like winter
nothing like run down rust belt buildings and cold weather
What was wrong with Starfire?
Le Harve drew at Brest today but are still in the promotion places by goal difference
They next play on Saturday at home against second place Nancy
>>66675739
>posting French league in /mls/
you're in the wrong neighborhood motherfucker
>>66675985
Based Bob's gonna bring it home
>>66675739
>brest
really, bob?
>>66675739
>Brest
>Nancy
France please
Off to the game lads, hopefully Union don't disappoint me like every other Philly team has.
predicting a 2-2 tie.
>>66676031
>real salt lake
>atlanta united
we're not much better
>Neymar officially confirmed to miss Copa America
How long before everyone else is?
>>66675516
>>66675553
Not large enough to be a proper USL stadium.
Also, they're trying to raise attendance for S2, so moving it to a comfy 8k-seater SSS in Tacoma (and potentially rebranding it) would help a lot.
why is the thread slow?
calm before the storm or what?
>>66676857
waiting for orlando to bring down union delusion
>>66676836
>and potentially rebranding it
I hope they don't
It's a fucking reserve team
>>66676984
The trend nowadays is to not explicitly brand it as a reserve team. See Swope Park and Bethlehem.
>>66677020
And they're idiots for doing so
>>66677020
>seatlle noisers
/us/
>>66676836
>>66676984
The Seattle Reign (NWSL) currently play at Starfire, or did. Their attendance is growing, they might be angling to play closer to Seattle, too.
>>66676930
>>66676857
And we will
>>66676528
>officially confirmed
http://www.foxsports.com/soccer/story/barcelona-say-no-copa-america-for-neymar-but-brazil-refuse-to-accept-it-040816
>>66677675
That's hot.
>>66677644
They play at Memorial Stadium, actually.
>>66677176
Why do you feel that way?
>>66677675
>>66677756
It's hard for me to imagine them actually saying no to at least 1/4th of their brand
>>66677675
Ilsinho where?
>>66677971
Injured
>tfw get home from work with 15 minutes to spare before fantasy locks this week
>>66677995
What happened?
I'm not too worried though. I like the excuse to give leGOAT more time on the field.
>That union attendance.
>inherbriated
>game hasn't started yet
Such is how it is on baller friday, I suppose.
>it's already over
Kek
It's another Mls team away lose.
>>66678323
It's probably best for MLS if the home team wins desu
Do I watch this or the Red Sox?
>>66678369
>red sux
this
>>66678369
This until the Twins start.
Is Wally related to Q?
>>66678432
they both look like they diddle kids?
>Soon
>>66678611
>those calves
>>66678611
>playing in a usl game
huh
>>66678634
looking good, boss
>>66678658
He's coming back from injury, right?
The main team plays on Sunday so he could play in both
>>66678634
>turf
REMONTADA REMONTADA REMONTADA REMONTADA REMONTADA REMONTADA REMONTADA REMONTADA REMONTADA REMONTADA REMONTADA REMONTADA REMONTADA REMONTADA REMONTADA REMONTADA REMONTADA REMONTADA REMONTADA REMONTADA REMONTADA REMONTADA REMONTADA REMONTADA REMONTADA REMONTADA REMONTADA
>>66678810
>le its almost grass guys!
also
>UNION
>le union
my body is ready
Hey, are we all cool with /mls/ as a way of finding this thread?
Submitting possible replacements:
/soc/
/fut/
/divegrass/
>Caca
>>66679147
Wew
>>66679147
wrong thread?
>Get MLS in SD
>Get Liga MX in HD
Fuck this shit
>>66679147
Needs more /btr/ feet before we can transition this to /soc/
>>66678611
I'm actually going to this game, though I'll probably be the only OC Blues fan in the entire stadium...
lel
>>66636642
>Bimbo
>US will play Puerto Rico on May 22nd
Stranger than the Canada-Guyana game
D O O P
O
O
P
Woah
Does no coach actually play for a win at away games in this meme league?
Hot damn, Andre Blake
>>66679823
No, hone wins draws more people in so Garber tells them not to.
>>66679823
But away wins are meme wins.
>>66679823
When you have to play Kaka at striker a win on the road would be hard to come by
Though I'm pretty sure Orlando dominated on the road against Western teams last year
>don't have a good one, have a great one
Memes
why not just fucking play rochez or some shit up top instead of kaka striker.
RGVFC @ Timbers 2
>T2 starting XI vs. RGV: Hamilton, Richards, Peay (c), Gallagher, Farfan, Besler, Casiple, Lewis, Arboleda, Bijev, Brett
>T2 bench vs. RGV FC: McIntosh, Manning, Duarte, Lowe, Belmar, Meva, Polk
USL streams where? dont they have official streams?
>>66680198
We've still got half an hour before the first one
>>66679147
American Soccer General, /asg/, to accomodate the lower league shills and feminazis.
>>66680489
is it possible? can it be done?
>>66679722
Hopefully they play that Finnish FC Dallas Academy kid, who somehow managed to play on the Puerto Rican NT.
>>66680763
You'd still have to put MLS somewhere in the subject line, since I'm assuming everyone here uses that to search for the thread.
>>66680489
Or r/soccer that way we can accomodate everyone
Get the fuck out of my MLS
>>66680116
They've started in Portland
http://www.uslsoccer.com/game/show/13218257
UNION
N
I
O
N
Fun game. Kinda cold though.
>>66681053
Seriously fuck off. You're probably some nasl shill up to some dirty tricks.
>>66680830
yeah i don't think it can be done.
you'll just start thread drama, and no one needs any of that.
>>66679862
lmao desu senpai
Someone make the next thread with this.
>>66681271
that's perfect twoBH
who /losdos/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKTyE2k20VM
>>66681480
Torros here
>>66681480
That ref is thick
>that Barnetta free kick
glorious
>>66681995
yeah wew lad
also that near goal.
Obligatory Orlando Losing webm
They doubted us lads. THIS IS OUR YEAR, OUR LEAGUE.
>>66682434
I can't wait for the grand implosion
>union delusion
>>66682623
Stayed cucked nigger
UNION
N
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>>66682650
>>66682623
It's going to be magnificent this year, isn't it
>>66681271
soonfag detected
>>66682717
Soonfags wish they could make decent OC. I just support some random franchise nobody likes
>>66682681
Hey man I'm just happy they aren't completely terrible right now. I don't think any Union fans really expect much this year.
>>66682779
this 2bh famalam.
>dat based Barnetta FK
this video doesn't do it justice, would've taken a world class Keeper to even get close to stopping it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EftwhkEGRR8
oc always this scummy?
>this thick LosDos ref
wew. high test.
>>66682828
Weird, that is right near where I sit.
L O S D O S
O
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D
O
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>Based Jaime villa real left foot.
CHIMP OUT
>that OCB goal
wew
Dollar hotdog night was a mistake.
>letting scumOC score
kennedy pls
Just got home from the game lads. It honestly didn't register that Barnetta's goal had gone in for several seconds. God damn.
>t.feely
FM2016 possibly the best discretionary spending I've done this year.
>>66683087
It felt like it was going in slow mo for me. Barnetta man bun magic gifted him that goal.
>mac been
>>66683158
Still playing 2015 to this day. Dunno if I want to ""upgrade""
>>66683207
Got into because there was a 66% off coupon. The mod support made MLS playable.
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UNION
>>66683818
>dat earnie
>>66683818
>leicester of MLS
>>66684000
>Team finding parity in the league full of Parity
Union fans are this deluded until they lose to some meme NYC or RSL team
>>66681027
This is best answer.
>>66684048
>Union fans deluded
This is just in the DNA of their city. The Warriors could move there for the 2017 season and they'd immediately lose 60 games.
>>66684396
Then why aren't the Dynamo like .... 8-8
Bamping for All the Saturday Gaems
Miazga is starting for Chelsea again
USL games today
>3:30pm EDT/1:30pm MDT Arizona United @ Colorado Springs Switchbacks
>5pm EDT Rochester Rhinos @ Richmond Kickers
>7pm EDT Charlotte Independence @ FC Cincinnati
>7:30pm EDT Orlando City B @ Louisville City
>7:30pm EDT Toronto FC II @ FC Montréal
>7:30pm EDT Wilmington Hammerheads @ Charleston Battery
>8pm EDT/7pm CDT Real Monarchs @ Tulsa Roughnecks
>8pm EDT/7pm CDT St. Louis FC @ OKC Energy
>8:30pm EDT/7:30pm CDT Swope Park Rangers @ San Antonio FC
>>66686725
Your vacuum cleaner must really like you.
NASLel games today
>7:30pm EDT Indy Eleven vs Ottawa Fury
>8pm EDT Miami FC vs Tampa Bay Rowdies
>8pm EDT/7pm CDT Rayo OKC vs Carolina RailHawks
>>66682717
>>66682743
nah thats not me
>Soon
>>66690714
missed most of the match
was he memeing it up most of the match?
>>66693532
Gave up the one goal, and literally subbed at half time.
LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED
tfw home game but its at 7 and seeing sophie at 9 and its raining and 39 degrees
Anyone else watching this meme color scheme game in Montreal
>it's an IE Brah talks to himself hungover on a korean comicstrip discussion board episode
>>66700425
Nah, what colors?
Holy shit what a great cross and finish
1-0 NER
Great header desu
>>66700759
I'll shit post with you, although I'm not hungover and was about to start drinking. I'll be the ying to your yang
>MLS teams in charge of winning games on the road
WTF is up with this. Seems like every MLS team plays for a tie on the road
>>66700775
Inter Milan vs melting popsicle
>>66700759
Fuck off with your blog bullshit
>>66698049
>>66698745
Literally (literally) who
>>66700850
"Your in my world now,anon"
>home team chanting youre not singing over there to the 11 traveling fans
well yeah...
>>66700759
gtfo
Trollpost in MTL. Why are they playing on this turf stadium?
>>66700933
idk whats the weather up there?
>>66700948
Isn't already spring/summer? I thought the point of having a meme soccer calendar as being able to play in cold cities outside
>>66700886
>not knowing who Long Tan is
>>66700991
Some skiing mountains ive been to have snow up to july some years
>>66698049
Colorado Springs has nice kits
>>66700991
34°f
Montréal could never have an actual home game if winter schedule shills have their way
Texas Summers vs Canadian Winters
Pick one
Texas summmers because I'd rather go against MLB than NFL games.
>Jozy in charge of defense
>>66700991
Its snowing in Philly. It could be shitty up there.
>>66701121
Texas
>>66701139
why would jozy be in charge of defense?
>Turf will will be in MLS forever
>>66701201
>Playing on Seattle's bush league tuft field
I don't want >my team to get injured on that shit.
Will Pappa continue to singlehandedly turn The Rapid's shit record around lads?
>>66701238
Seattle and New England are the worst imo
>diveinco
>>66701436
>>66701028
>>66698745
>>66698049
lmao get this store brand shit outta here
>>66701494
>hating based lower leagues
smhtbhfam
>>66701238
>>66701313
Seattle got new turf. Same shit that Portland had, but in better condition for the time being.
ORL has the worst turf in MLS right now.
Toronto scored.
>>66702218
Le Japanese man
>>66702248
>Portland has good turf
Nice meme
Who scored for Moronto
>>66702457
Goncalves...but officially. Giovinco.
>>66701141
It's always shitty in Philadelphia
>>66700991
DCfag reporting, no snow as of now but cold and windy as fuck. October is literally the only tolerable month in this godforsaken liberal shithole.
>>66702925
Nah we've been pretty lucky with all the big storms in the past 5 years. Close enough to the coast to avoid most of the major snow storms.
Disallowed goal kek
>The Eastern Conference is being led by Canadians and Philadelphia
>work weight
Wow DC thats embarrassing.
>Espindola
>#FCCincy XI vs @CLTIndependence (4-3-3):
>Hildebrandt; McMahon, Berry, Delbridge, Polak; Walker, Bone, Tomaselli; Wiedeman, Okoli, McLaughlin
>>tfw game day
ITSINTHENET
>ITSINTHENET
ITSINTHENET
>ITSINTHENET
>Vancuckver
JUST
>>66703901
worst goal call in US soccer?
worst goal call in US soccer!
>>66703942
I actually appreciated it t b h
Is Arielle Castillo qt?
>>66703942
>not the english commentary for unimas
kek
>>66704409
unenthusiastic "goooool" guy runs a close second
>>66703736
>#CINvCLT Starting XI: GK-Mizell; D-Metcalf, Duckett, Slogic, Kalungi; M-Davidson, Ekra, Estrada, Herrera; F-Calvert, Brown
>>66703736
>Polak
JEJ
>>66704409
>>66704519
He said golazo yesterday on the free kick
Toronto FC II
>Starting XI vs. @fcmontrealusl: Bono; Jobe, Taintor, Thomas, A.Osorio; Bouchard, James, Daniels; Edwards, Bernal, Hundal
>>66704918
>#TFCII Bench: Di Bennardo, Charpie, Boskovic, Johnson, Davis, Fraser.
Does New York red bulls have fans?
>>66705125
Yes, but they're all in New Jersey.
>>66705027
>Louisville without Fondy
>a good team
pick uno
There can't be more than 5000 people at this NYRB game
>>66705249
>mfw USL teams outdraw an MLS team
>Our city is red
>Half filled stadium
KEK
>>66705341
>Jonny Steele
Nice to see he's still playing
Nice to see the Red Bulls recognize /sp/ tonight
>>66705341
>de Jong
why does anyone bother, he's terrible
>>66705425
>Palmer at right back
MY SIDES
>Soon GK starting again
2 clean sheets so far
>>66705474
>>Toronto 2 vs FC Montreal
there's gonna be about 8 fans at this game
>>66705423
He's usually pretty good with the National Team. Was trash last season in KC tho.
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT HALISEY LEARN TO FINISH
>acosta
>techera
manlet derby here at DC-VAN
>@WilmHammerheads XI: GK Smits; Defs Parratt, Perone, Sousa, Fairclough; Mids Miller, Corboz, Miller, Michaud; Fs Moose, Lawal
>coelho
>>66705621
Hope they do better this year, getting just 3 wins from 28 games is brutal
anyone have a stream for the NYRB game
>>66705722
>Coady
>>66705723
Got u senpai
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQVWXLJ4y-URd_DYHhWWf6A/live
TYBCoelho
Orlando City B
>Your Starting XI for tonight's match: Ridgers, Turner, Hayden, Nitti, Ambrose, Neal, Mendoza, A. Ribeiro, Smith, Cox, Laryea
>Your bench for tonight's match: Fenlason, McFadden, Garcia, Obekop, da Silva, Róchez, and Eyang.
>>66705770
Good looks senpai
>letting DC score 4 on you
the city of vancouver
>>66705887
>Ousted is a top fantasy keeper this year
BENNY WILL FUCK YOUR BITCH AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT
>NY RB
wew
>RED GAY
LOLOL
>>66705902
>tfw started worra and kemp in fantasy
feels good nigga
MELIA FOR GKOTY
new thread pls
>>66705994
working on it
>>66706028
>>66706028
>>66706028
new thread
>>66705770
>sharing the secret links
omfg if you get it shut down
