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Just a couple days away bros.
Who we pickin this year? Bubba? Spieth? Rory? Pickelson?
Wouldn't it be wild if le cocaine man won it?
>>66619310
Either an Aussie or a Saffer.
Day, Scott, Oosthuizen, or Schwarzl.
DeChambeau robot meme swing for top amateur.
>>66619420
I could easily see Day winning it, and Oostie had a great year last year.
>tfw some non-golf fans go to the Masters just to see the flowers
Rickie Fowler's time.
Great recent form, great Masters record, game perfectly suited to the course - fewest bogies on tour and capitalises on Par 5s - basically a blueprint of a Masters champion.
20-1 is a gift. You'd have to be a serious hypebabby-pleb to back somebody like Rory at 8-1 over Fowler.
Dustin Johnson here fampais
>>66619839
This. Also try >>>/oldpeople/
>>66619839
>>66620488
Newfags. Masters /sp/unday is always awesome.
>>66619839
>>66620488
What are we going to do about the lower classes, /sp/?
>>66619839
>>66620488
Disgusting
>mfw speith god wins and Rorcuck misses the cut
>>66619372
And then did some coke off his putter in celebration.
He's the hero golf needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
>>66621442
>mfw another weekend of /sp/iethposting
expanddong.jpg
>>66621509
post rare spieths
>>66619489
when you no longer have to worry about money things like flowers are interesting as fuck
Spieth / Fowler to be tied going into 16 on Sunday, Fowler to win it.
>>66622822
/sp/ would...well it wouldn't explode, but there would be a higher than average rate of shitposting.
>>66619310
Lets see how many living champs I can name
Vijay Singh
Tiger Woods
Phil Mickelson
Nick Faldo
Bubba Watson
Jordan Spieth
Jack Nicklaus
Charl Schwartzel
Mike Weir
Mark O'Meara
Zach Johnson
Ben Crenshaw
Adam Scott
Jose Maria Olazabel
Tom Watson
Gary Player
Fred Couples
Arnold Palmer
And that's all I got.
>>66623514
>no Angel Cabrera
You didn't even make it 10 years senfam
>>66623514
Trevor Immelman
Raymond Floyd
Larry Mize
>>66623554
Fuck I was going back in my head and new I was forgetting someone recent. Thought it was Rory but then remembered he doesn't have a jacket.
post yfw Rochambeau wins the Masters as an Amateur
>>66623567
Mickeldad's left shoulder
Can someone post the pickelson pic pls I need to save on this hard drive
>>66623589
Amateurs have made runs at it before.
Matt Kuchar damn near won it here as an amateur a long time ago.
Augusta isn't particularly difficult, but it just suits certain guys much better than others. That's why Freddie Couples will contend here till he's 80.
>>66623639
It suits lefty fades and righty draws to be more specific.
Power fade righties will always lose this tournament. That one German dude that's really good literally almost ruined his career trying to change his swing to a draw JUST for The Masters.
>>66623672
>Power fade righties will always lose this tournament
Jack Nicklaus and his 6 jackets would like a word
>>66623744
He played in a different era with different equipment, plus he could work it both ways. Similar to Tiger whose main shot isn't a draw.
But almost all PGA courses setup for righty fades so a lot of the cookie cutter dudes only have that shot in their bag.
Augusta makes you work the ball right to left whether you're good at it or not. That's why Bubba is great here since he has the length and shot making ability to work the ball in whatever way is needed.
What will he serve for the Champion's Dinner?
I'm supporting my man Watson, he's autistic
>>66626543
Oh and he owns a home near me here in West Virginia
L O U I S
O
U
I
S
Just now getting into golf, are handicaps used at the professional level? Seems like it would be unfair
Does Craig Stadler have an exemption still? If yes, then Craig Stadler.
Australia is going to run train on you faggots
Hey guys, Augusta native here. Masters is getting fucking wicked around town. the Traffic is starting to pick up and all the rich people have left to rent out their homes
>>66623672
>that one German dude
>Lee Trevino
wat
>>66626584
All past champions have a lifetime exemption. Gary Player was still teeing it up within the last 10 years.
>>66627814
Martin Kaymer
>>66627902
http://www.pga.com/martin-kaymer-admits-trying-change-game-masters-big-mistake
>>66626579
>tfw played against Gary Sabbatini (Rory's brother) and he plays off a +5 handicap
>tfw I couldn't beat a man who was drinking like a fish while we played
I play off a fucking 6 man, this shit isn't fair
Anyone know how i can stream the par 3 on sky sports 4 righ tnow
>>66630241
Starts in 48 mins at least espns broadcast anyway
>>66630253
Do youy hgave a stream link? where can i find it online
>>66630255
Supposed to be on masters.com not sure if you need a provider and all that to stream it tho. Then watch espn which I know you do
>>66630403
I'm from the uk without sky sports or an espn account. Just wondering if it's possible for me to check out the par 3 when it starts in half an hour.
Doesn't someone usually restream it on twitch.tv or something?
>>66630507
masters.com still might work other then that you'll have to do some searching
Favorite Pick:
Adam Scott
Dark Horse Pick:
Els
"That One Guy Whos Somehow Still In It on the Sunday Back 9" Pick:
Miguel Angel Jimenez
Who else /par3/ right now?
who /kirsty/ right now?
holy fuck Fowler's sister is fat
>>66633189
If that's fowlers sister then right here senpai
So Day or Spieth or Lolry?
>>66633405
Delet this
What is comfier than the Masters Par 3 contest?
>>66633516
If his back holds up, Day for sure.
I hate watching old people swing it's so horrendous
>That Mr Fitness
Thank you Based Gary
>>66634675
>wearing a turtle neck
>Based
Pick 0 friend
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/06/colin-montgomerie-living-in-a-hotel-after-splitting-with-second/
JUST
>>66619310
fowler or bubba. i dont see why a pro cant work the ball in both ways, if you need a draw but work a fade, club down and adjust feet.
hey guys what's going on
>>66636377
pls win dill
hinge and hold
>>66635480
Poor Mrs. Doubtfire.
Has anyone got that image of the Augusta snack board they could post please?
>>66619372
>le choke on sunday man
>winning a major
so /sp/ieth is /sp/'s guy, who's reddit's guy?
>tfw someone younger than you is playing at the Masters
>>66623798
Implying the top 50 golfers can't work it both ways. Shit, I'm a 13 handicap and I can fucking work it both ways. I get your point... Most guys are stronger with their natural shape, but to say they don't have the shot in their bag' is crazy.
Since there's 2 threads I'll post my story in both
>Tfw started taking golf lessons at 6
>tfw live in Florida so I can golf year round
>tfw quit playing until i turned 22
>figure out I'm naturally insanely good
>tfw I literally could have been a professional golfer (not a joke or exaggeration) if I didn't quit lessons
>asked my mom why she pulled me out of golf lessons
>she said I complained it was too hot out
Holy fuck I am retarded. If I have kids their bitch asses are going to stay in their sport if they like it or not
>>66642934
Yfw then this happened to you 10 years ago and now over half the field is younger.
>>66646459
No.
>>66646477
>the bone popped out
>>66646485
Yes
>all these replays of the 96 masters on tv
feels bad
>>66646460
is that nigga wearing socks with sandals, the golfer
>>66646515
Nope. You don't realize how fucking good professional golfers are. Unless you're literally shooting 62s after not playing in forever, you're not a pro caliber talent. Fuck off dude.
>>66646507
Wrong shot
>>66646521
kek priceless
post more john daly
>>66646460
my fuck did he qwikscope that guy in the head with a sliced driver off the fairway?
he should have quit right then and there what a fucking moron. kek
>>66646549
Nah, if I spent even once a week since I was 6 playing I would have easily been a pro. I've had plenty of guys who have been playing their entire lives tell me that. But that's what I get for being a whiny shithead kid
>>66646682
no you wouldn't
>>66646751
I don't really care if you believe me or not 4chan stranger but I easily could have been. The logic you're using is basically equivalent to "nobody ever becomes a professional in anything"
>>66636377
>I was only 9 years old, I loved phil mickelson so much
>I had all of his short game lessons on DVD, and callaway clubs
>I pray to Phil every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>Phil is love, I say, Phil is life
>my dad hears me and he calls me a faggot
>I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Phil
>I call him a Tiger
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>a warmth is moving toward me
>I feel something touch me
>it's phil
>I'm so happy
>he whispers in my ear, "Hinge and hold"
>he grabs me with his powerful hands, that can flop a shot 50 feet in the air while only advancing three yards, and he puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for phil
>he penetrates my butthole
>it hurts so much but I do it for phil
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his shaft, I want to please phil
>he roars, as if he came runner up in the US Open for the seventh time, and phils me with his love
>my dad walks in
>Phil looks him straight in the eye and gives him a thumbs up, tipping his hat and smiling
>Phil leaves through my window, leaving behind tickets to the Masters
>Phil is love, Phil is life
>>66646790
>phils me with his love
jej
>>66627902
Ah right m8 I see now.
Trevino did the same damn thing but he also threw a snake at Jack Nicklaus so it's about even I guess.
>>66646790
>I call him a Tiger
kek every time
Jim Herman -2 after 2 holes.
For those who don't know, he was a guy who spent his career on the lower tours until he finally decided to call it quits. He got a job as a club pro for one of Donald Trumps courses and that was that. One day Trump wanted to play a round there so Herman being the club pro played the round with him, and afterwards Trump told Herman that he was too good to be a club pro. That he had played with several pros and Herman was as good as any of them.
Inspired by someone believing in him Herman decided to give it another try and worked his way all the way back up to the PGA Tour where he was able to enter some of the tournaments. Up until last week when he won the Shell Houston Open. By winning that tournament he was given his first invitation to the Masters, and now has a 2 year exemption card to play on the PGA Tour.
And yeah, -2 after 2. If there was ever a guy to get behind it's Hermie.
>>66619310
I was about to be disappointed if there wasn't s thread
>>66648687
The Masters has done it to quite a few guys 2bh. It sets up so well if you have that shot so for the guys that don't, changing things up to make a run at a green jacket seems like a good idea. It almost never works out for em tho.
>>66623639
Not with his bad back.
>Freddy couples will retire in the next 5 years
>>66648755
>make golf great again
Ricky playing fucking dumb
do they still have those channels that show the groups playing and only them? looking for spieth's group desu
>>66646400
>snacks
>aspirin
>tylenol
>>66646400
what would you order /sp/?
>not being Ham/Cheese/Rye and bottled water master race.
>>66649192
that entire menu looks like trash
fuck going to the Masters, that shit is for tourists and sycophants
I'd rather watch from a casino/hotel with a couple hookers and a buffet tray of hot wings
keg of Bud Light, some coke
that's how you do the Masters proper
WHY THE FUCK IS IT SO QUIET IN HERE??
>>66649160
jej
why the fuck is the GOLF channel broadcasting Pickleson at a practice tee when there is LIVE GOLF going on right now??
are these privileged dipshits really this out of touch they don't even broadcast on the tv anymore?
I don't know any old farts that are watching this on their smart phone
http://www.masters.com/en_US/watch/live.html?videoChannel=fg1&promo=hero_live_
>>66649192
>bottled water
spotted the faggot
>>66649468
Its not the 'golf championship', dipshit.
I like how Under Armour is getting more popular than Nike now
especially the steph curry story
>>66646400
Why can't you get a beer AFTER 4? I get why they wouldn't serve it in the morning, but after 4 is the best time to crack a cold one
>>66649534
Nike picked the wrong horse in golf, that's for sure.
>>66649192
Pimento cheese sandwich and a brew. Then a bottle of water and some aspirin just in case.
>>66649542
>watching golf at nearly 1am on a Friday
rich effete white Americans are all born from the wretched tradition of 19th century temperance era evangelism
they should all be rounded up and shot in the back of the head
>>66649566
What in the fuck are you babbling about?
>>66649566
I thought Scottish people invented golf, and those guys love a drink
I still cant believe fowler has recovered
>>66649579
he's asking about the beer rule, and I said it's because of rich white people imposing modesty on each other
typical temperance era behavior
>>66649587
Americans refined being smug about it
>>66649594
You seem upset. Why don't you stick to watching nigger handball?
>>66649625
You sound like a teenager
Why don't you go tell Your Mother to wash up, I'll around later to take her out for a burger and a fuck
>>66649405
They're not allowed to broadcast the tourney.
>>66649542
They want to prevent drunk driving.
Wow the coverage this year is total shit. I remember last year NBCSN had like 8 channels dedicated to the Masters, all groups simultaneous, now it's just the Golf channel cramming shit together.
>TV converge starts in 5 hours
>Stream not yet working
Fuck you Rupert Murdoch
>>66649663
i agree
>>66649663
this. I was looking for the fucking group channels but now I have to wait til fucking noon to watch it after the round is halfway done
>>66649640
living the dream
worst
coverage
ever
>>66649631
>calls someone teenager
>makes most teenager-cliche joke possible
Projecting.
>60° and wind
>shorts everywhere
How?
Will we have some memes this year?
>>66649830
Are you Tiger?
>>66649830
>I'm a fucking mess and even worse my doctor took me off meds that were working and put me on bipolar meds which don't. Was buzzing along with good ol Adderall and he cucked me.
I fucking know that feel all too well bro... My doctor took me off my Vyvanse a couple of years ago and since then I've been unproductive, depressed, and have gained back those 40lbs I shed while on my meds.
>>66649461
See the conversation after. I can guarantee I would have been able to go pro.
>>66649830
This, people think being NEET is the dream, but it's a nightmare.
anyone got a stream?
>>66649875
What med did he put you on now?
>Spaceman Spief
Jesus Christ where in the fuck can I watch actual coverage of the match! I'm tired of listening to these fucks go on about the weather!
>>66649993
>>66649951
ASSHOLES
YOU HAVE TO WATCH ON THE SITE
this wind is fuckin crazy
what did they break for?
did everyone need to take a pee at the same time?
>>66650114
they do the thursday piss jam every year...your first masters?
>the Bryson de Chambo
ah yes
simple outdoor pleasures in the frame of a fisheye lens
>>66650114
>He doesn't know about masters traditions
>tfw I went up to Miami to watch Rory win a tournament in Doral and he was 4 strokes ahead and I followed him around all day and he FUCKING CHOKED LIKE A DOG
but that said, can't wait to see /sp/'s face when Rory shoots 65 today and styles all over everyone again
>leaving +25' looks on the 9th
is pottery
That looks comfy. You can almost smell the flowers.
>>66650221
but seriously, though, what that day on the course told me was
'Don't play with Dustin Johnson'
guy is an unpleasant headcase and it clearly fucked with Rory's vibe. i don't think people like playing with him at all.
only top player i didn't get to see was Speef. was pretty cool standing next to mickelson and the korean guy (an?) when they blootered drives into the gallery right where i was
>the 9th
fuuuuuuug
the wind is blowing up the downslope
Will it be a close finish/playoff this year, or will the leader win outright by several strokes?
>tfw you live right next to a PGA course but have never played on it because it's too fucking expensive
>>66649305
You're a fucking faggot
So much cringe in one post
>>66646400
Those prices are recent?
Because fuck that's cheap.
>le deChambeau
>have to watch on phone so can't shitpost at the same time
>sirens
>>66650393
Its augusta. It's a nigger infested shit hole
Somewhat more hyped for the Huelympics than the majors this year
>>66650357
I dunno if thats current but Masters concessions are famously dirt cheap
>>66650357
the menu is inexpensive because the fees are absurd
Spieth taking back golf for the white man
Not this fucking spieth meme again...
Ernie Els will win the jacket
Can't sheathe the Speith
Spieth is bringing it home again familia
>chingout
>aircraft noise on the telly
>a/c flies over my house
>>66650701
What did he mean by this
>>66650641
>that moment
absolutely based
>mfw spieth wins by 8
>Casey makes great putt to tie it
>Spieth answers right back to take the lead
Looks like it's gonna be a good Masters this year
>>66650772
Not if spieth keeps this up. He'll win by 20
>>66650792
>based turkish cacao
So does the Golf Channel actually show golf? Been watching it while Im watching the livestream and havent seen anyone even hit a ball
>>66650808
they do when it's a tourney absolutely no one cares about
sort of like TNF on the NFLN
>now on Twitter!
>>66650808
No espn has the masters rights senpai
>le Tigre
>naptime
>There are people who thought /sp/eith wasn't going to be the greatest golfer of our generation
God dammit Rickie you are blowing up my lineup cut that shit out
>>66650903
>betting on Rickie
i like this le DeChambo kid
rookie meme magic
>tfw Speef runs away with it again
>>66650938
I fucking hate his swing. It looks like an old man swing
>rickie
>>66650965
It's called a zero plane swing or some meme like that plus that old man hat looks retarded hope he misses the cut
Also
>Ricky
Was speith just hiding his power level this whole year?
Reminder
>He didn't cash out
JUST CASH MY SHIT OUT PHAM
>>66651000
He always does really well at the masters. It's literally a contest for second place
>>66650944
>hating the white Savior of golf
So is Tiger officially retired now?
>>66651021
>white savior of golf
>not Jason Day
>>66651021
I actually don't hate Spieth, I just don't want a repeat of last year's Masters when there was no drama at all on Sunday.
>>66651055
>Jason Day
>white
Nice meme
>>66651055
Isn't Day half Filipino?
I have a huge man crush on him but hes no pure blood Anglo
>>66651071
Golf isn't about drama. It's about comfy
>>66651073
>Australia
>not white
>putting from the rough
>>66651075
Yeah pretty sure his mom is a flip or some shit
>casey
>>66651087
The meme continues
>>66651071
This desu. Last year was fun because of the anticipation of a meltdown but nobody wants to see him run away with it again
>>66619818
Everybody point and laugh at this dumbass.
>triple bogey
>on thirteen
>There are "people" who litteraly thought "Reddit" Ricky Fowler was gonna win
LMBO DESU BRUH
>>66619818(you)
Can't sheathe the Spieth
>there are people in this thread who don't want to see Spieth make another run at a Grand Slam
>>66651224
I gave the grand salami to Your Mam, Famalam
Not being able to see Tiger perform horrible sure takes some joy out of the experience
damn man, i feel like shit when i get a triple bogey and know i fucked my round up. how the fuck must it feel to be a pro and have a triple bogey in the first round of the masters when you've been looking forward to it for 6 months
fuuuck
FUCKING HELL CASEY YOU WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT
Phil Cuckleson will milk that stupid fucking pine straw shot for the rest of his life
spieth is going to post the easiest 66 ever. how does he make it look so simple?
also, the masters app is amazing, dess sempai
>the wind
>I'm clapping here in the booth!!
BOOTH!!!!!
It keeps happening
Speef is playing fucking video game golf, jesus christ
>>66651324
No chrome cast support tho, so I have to stream a tab on on my laptop and turn it into a space-heater instead. 4/10
>>66651339
These commentators a shit
>I was only 9 years old, I loved Phil Mickelson so much
>I had all of his short game lessons on DVD, and Callaway clubs
>I pray to Phil every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>Phil is love, I say, Phil is life
>my dad hears me and he calls me a faggot
>I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Phil
>I call him a Tiger
>he slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>a warmth is moving towards me
>I feel something touch me
>it's Phil
>I'm so happy
>he whispers in my ear, "Hinge and hold"
>he grabs me with his powerful hands, that can flop a shot 50 feet in the air while only advancing three yards, and he puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for Phil
>he penetrates my butthole
>it hurts so much but I do it for Phil
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his shaft, I want to please phil
>he roars, as if he came runner up in the US Open for the seventh time, and phils me with his love
>my dad walks in
>Phil looks him straight in the eye and gives him a thumbs up, tipping his hat and smiling
>Phil leaves through my window, leaving behind tickets to the Masters
>Phil is love, Phil is life
What did Speith do? I'm in quantum mechanics.
>>66651324
sorry, did I say 66? more like 63-64
how the FUCK is this little bald string of shit so damn good?
>mfw /sp/ieth is litteraly the greatest golfer since jack
>convinced Spieth isnt going to play well this year
>don't put him in any of my draft kings lineups
>46 points
Masters App IS based, 2bh Phamaceutical Industries
>Spieth hasn't even reached his final form
bad three-putt from MemeChapeau there
Anyone see the vid of ernie 7 putting? Fucking hilarious
>>66651451
It's your own fucking fault
>Pickleson
>>66651464
>Spieth hasn't even reached his final form
to see a sneak peek at spieth's final form:
http://www.completeimage.org/2013/01/04/stages-of-male-pattern-hair-loss/
>the city of Ernie Els
Jesus Christ, even I've never 7-putted.
Fuck that gay nigger Jason day better stop. If he has the lead on Sunday it would suck ass. Slowest golfer ever.
>Day 2 under through 2 still haven't shown him
Masters.com stream is fucking shit
>Ricky
Lmao
>Foul'er
Barely touched her
Press `F` to pay your respects to Ricky's Masters
>>66651560
It's only selected groups at the minute m8
>>66651560
The featured group broadcast only shows the featured groups you fucking mong. Is your reading comprehension that bad?
>>66651560
looks great on my phone
>Day already -2
Prepare your anus, Speef.
>>66651615
>>66651617
I rememberd that as soon as I posted lel
based /sp/ieth shitting on meme fowler
>people actually believed Fowler had a chance
>2016
>can't watch live golf
is it cloudy out?
is there cloud cover over shadowing or am I having a stroke?
>Deauchumpbeau
Fuck this literal meme
>>66651682
>literal meme
Holy shit you weren't joking
>>66651682
If he doesn't quit giving every camera the thumbs up im going to drive to augusta and brain him with my putter
>>66651702
Just wait till you see his swing senpai
Jimenez & his warmup routine missing from this Masters
What do you think Spieth's opinion on Memechambeau is?
Dechambeau is litteraly reddit the golfer
>>66651776
>warmup routine
Smoking 5 cigars?
>>66651560
>being a Dayfag
Consider suicide
>>66651801
>being a Spiethcuck
>>66651811
>great white hero that golf needs
>supports a shitskin
I think we know who the cuck is here pal
>not rooting for Team DeuChambo!!
>>66651811
Is Golf Digest the Buzzfeed of golf?
http://www.golfdigest.com/story/why-im-picking-bryson-dechambeau-golfs-new-superhero-to-win-the-masters
>>66651828
>implying I'm white
Where the fuck can I watch this?
Who else /DJ/ here?
>>66651854
www.masters.com
>>66651854
Masters.com don't need to have any account information or anything either moves to espn in 45 though
>>66651830
back 2 reddit
>The featured groups channel is experiencing a temporary problem. Please reload the page and try again
>>66651786
who's 4chan the golfer?
>>66651921
jimenez
>>66651918
Mines been running fine here the last hour
>leChamboob
>rickie
my god. i had him has my second choice behind spieth lel
>fouler
>DeShampoo
>dechokebeau
>Fouler
>MemeChapeau
>>66651978
Is the Masters the last bastion of white identity?
>>66651978
this menu actually makes me less angry that he won
worthy menu, worthy champion
>>66650602
He's just giving them a head start
>>66651978
I just hope he doesn't struggle to put the jacket on this year.
>debitchboi
>>66650602
Figuratively who?
>>66651978
i remember when sergio garcia didnt want to eat at tigers masters dinner if it was gonna be fried chicken and watermelon
>>66650591
By far my favorite version
>>66650701
You're a big guy
>SPIETH
FOR WHAT PURPOSE LAD
Coverage just started here. Is it already /sp/iethwinslol?
How much do tickets for this cost?
What channel is this on??
>>66652087
i can't see the stream, how bad is it? can he get up and down?
>>66651978
>Bacon & Chive potato salad
gibs
>>66652106
Lifetime
>>66648755
>not including the part where Trump decided to sponsor him and cut him a fat check so he could go to Q-school
“ … He got a late start because he had no money and he had to teach. So I staked him. I told him if you make it you’ll pay me back. If you don’t, don’t worry about it. You can still work for me.”
B A S E D
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/golf/2016/04/03/donald-trump-ex-employee-jim-herman-wins-shell-houston-open-golf/82596480/
>>66652103
It's not so much the cost as getting any. There's an insane waiting list so unless you have a corporate hook up, you're basically screwed.
>>66652107
downhill lie way off to the right of the green. he might be able to but he's not phil
>Zachary has telekinesis powers
Burn the witch
>>66651978
Sounds good but
>Heirloom Tomatoes
>Shaved red onions
Might as well add activated Almonds
>Ricky 'puma wearer' Fowler
>>66652146
>first nine mediocre
>back nine fouler
>>66648755
What is Drumpf's handicap?
>>66652167
tiny hands
>>66652167
A lot better than Bernie Gutman's.
>>66652135
He must have traded his hair for them
>>66651841
Burn these clothes
which stream are we watching? featured groups?
>/sp/eith
G
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A
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>Arnold will probably never drive again
Feels bad.
>Gary absolutely spanking it off the tee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HaMvp-UpB8
Just fake an injury and go home m8.
>>66652182
>Bernie Gutman's.
is that bernie's real name?
>>66652237
What's the entrance fee?
>>66652237
>no nandos and crisps
>no mars bar
>>66652222
>smEls
>>66652237
>dat pimento cheese
>supposed to be godly
>will never get to eat it
>>66652222
Jesus Christ, Ern. That deserved those quads.
>>66652222
Nice digits
>>66652244
>entrance fee
>>66652244
lol
>>66652222
has to be intentional
he's just fucking around because he's not up for it
even a child couldn't miss 7 in a row
after he missed two he decided 'fuck my life let's make the news'
>>66649618
>what is The Open Championship
>>66652237
>those prices
meanwhile a hot dog at at&t park is 10 bucks
>>66652244
face value for a 4-day pass is about $300, but they're literally impossible to get (wait list is decades long and maybe a couple hundred get sold by lottery). secondary market you're looking at about $1500 per day
Pickleson with a birdie
this dishambou guy is a real cunt. he uses his 'stem background' to analyze his swing and determine the optimum length of his clubs
>>66652280
A meme
>>66652280
a shitty >muh heritage tournament that has no bearing on the modern game
>>66652288
>Millennial golfers
Absolutely disgusting.
>>66652280
Yeah, I'd say it's The Open over here and The Masters in America. The Masters easily outranks the US Open though.
can't fucking believe that /sp/ieth got away with a par on 16
also, here comes jason day
and rory's on the board
sheeeeiiiiittt this could be good
Anyone got a bet on the Masters?
>inb4 ```free``` American's can't gamble
>>66652298
>>66652304
>americans buttdevastated by the GOAT Open as usual
>dechambitch
Fuck this fag
>>66652319
>4 days on the beach in the rain
>called 'a shit holiday' in america
>called 'a championship' in britain
>>66652284
Why are there so many casual looking people in the crowd then?
Looks like they literally let in everyone who's been standing in line.
>First year without Peter Alliss to commentate on the Majors
>Have to watch the Paul Scholes of golf analysis, Monty.
>>66652331
It's character building. Sorts the wheat from the chaff.
>this second featured group
Litteraly who wants to see these faggots play
>>66652314
the masters begins on the back 9 on sunday. don't watch anything before then it's a waste of time.
>>66652341
i'm just messing, the open is god-tier
>>66652337
>First year without Peter Alliss
why
fucking bbc
can't do anything right
>>66652334
A lot of the tickets go to sponsors and corporations, so you end up with plenty of wealthy families who don't really give a shit about the tournament.
>>66652357
BBC gave up the rights. It's on Sky now.
>>66652331
The only thing interesting about The Open is the weather. I'll grant its got history but its just another tournament. At least the US Open is interesting because it's a cluster fuck. The Open is just guys pounding the shit out of courses designed for players in the 19th century
>>66652359
Welp, same shit as in tennis then.
>>66652357
The BBC lost the rights to golf and F1 this year. They're worthless.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSNAtNKobfI
>>66652222
checkt
>>66652368
really? on their website just now it said live coverage was starting at 9 pm. is it just a highlights show?
>>66652376
Hardly the Beeb's fault. Tories started swinging the axe and they had to cut something.
>>66652376
Even for the Open?
>>66652349
did you fucking even watch last year? it was 80% over after two rounds and 90% done after 3. Spieth coasted home the entire Sunday with his 4 shot lead.
Is Bubba Watson a meme player?
>>66652411
I think so. Peter was pretty sad about it at the end of last year's tournament.
>>66652414
it's just a meme guy.
>masters starts on the back 9 on sunday
does paul casey have a dip in or does he have a pouty lower lip?
>>66652440
>self taught
>pink driver
>terrible swing mechanics
>whiny asshole
Yes
>>66652440
He is but Augusta is the perfect course for him so he's always a threat.
>>66652440
literally the memest
>>66652440
bubba watson is /sp/ if /sp/ got out of the basement and decided to play golf
>Fowler
>literally in 2nd to last place
>>66652581
Well if he holds he'll improve on his US Open finish
>food at concessions are affordable
>four minutes of commercials per hour
>stand up to SJWs
Augusta National are the heroes we need and deserve.
>>66652735
Make America Golf Again
>>66652735
>women complain until they let in a woman
>never hear any gratitude from women
>>66619818
loloololo
>Cuckilroy
>Rorcuck
Lel
>rory
>rory missing 6ft putt for par
fuck this retarded sport. give spieth the trophy already. shit is rigged as fuck sending rory out dead last - dead fucking last - into the wind while spieth plays babby mode early morning golf. probably afraid the fucking breeze would blow away the last of his hair
MCILROY YOU FAGGOT MAKE A FUCKING PUTT YOU CUNT
>>66652901
Day gonna scoop up the jacket no doubt m8.
>>66652901
>being this assblasted
fucking show golf not this promo.
>2016
>this is the kind of ancient relic coverage we get
how is this allowed?
>>66652957
literally this
if i wanted to see some old cunts talk bullshit i'd go to my parents' house
Gary Player is insanely healthy for an 80 year old
>Arnie will die within your lifetime
>>66653010
>implying I won't kill myself first
>>66652901
>rory is the onlly player to ever get sent out in worse weather
>>66652932
if you mean eat spieth's dust for 4 rounds, yes
THE THRILL
>>66630507
http://www.cbssports.com/golf/masters/live
>>66652521
Yet he won the Masters
>Lowry -4 through 5
>Day -3 through 7
Interdasting...
>>66652735
They get most of their money off of TV broadcast rights and merchandise. They have very low fees for members. The club is not greedy.
>15 minutes only have shown 3 puts
This seamen slurping broadcast network is not for me guys
>>66653065
just think if each and everyone left our respective literal/figurative basements and tried to do something with our lives
>>66653000
Trips confirm.
He was literally the first guy in sports to do serious weight training. Everyone thought he was insane, until he started winning everything.
>>66653087
are you watching espn?
go to masters.com
>>66653104
no one on sp will accomplish anything in their lifetime of measureable notice
>>66bradkey
>implying I want to watch the "feature" group of le fat Thai man and keegan Bradley
Nah im good
>>66653144
Except me.
>>66653027
no bru
>you will never be a mutli-millionaire 22 year old golfer with a qt gf
At least I'm not balding though.
>>66653168
fuck I hate androids this typing system is shit compared to iphone
>>66653193
christ, imagine needing to wear a hat indoors like some uncultured pig because you are shamed by your lack of hairline
>>66653144
I mean winning majors is like pretty fucking hard. Having guap and being athletic is good enough for most.
Shane Lowry looks like a NEET.
>>66653199
>pushing buttons is hard
iplebs, everyone
>>66653224
I mean its a cool hat though.
>>66653193
i hope they have an open relationship. i would be fucking groupies like a mad man.
>>66653259
Pleb yourself son.
>>66653224
>catholic fag pls go
Litteraly always wore my hat inside and didn't relize people got autistic about till my aunt got married and her husband's catholic family members started making snooty comments at me I was like 12 too
>>66653193
he could do far better than that imo
her face is too big, it's like she's got fetal alcohol syndrome or something
but knowing spieth she's probably a lovely girl
>>66653280
>tfw I'll never have my choice of the middle aged clubhouse bunnies to get a quickie with behind the snack counter
>>66653280
degenerate
Shane Lowry will collapse on the back 9. Fat fuck probably will need some mashed taters to get him through the day
>>66653318
nitty picky as fuck for an autist.
>>66653308
It has nothing to do with religion, and everything to do with class. You probably grew up in a trailer park, so I won't judge you.
post rare spieths
euro golfers are such fucking memes
>"big" (guy 4 u) shane lowry
>rory "irish" mcilroy
>lee "engish' westwood
>graemeea 'scottish' mcdowells
>sergio 'meme' garcia
>>66653308
>wearing hats around like a 13 year old
fucking hats are a red flag for autism
>>66653340
>implying that's not exactly what an autist does
when does the golf begin?
>>66653352
Nah my dad's a engineer he's also bald so always wore hats everywhere so that's why I did too I guess.
Anyway If you think yiur above people cuz they wear a hat inside your a massive faggot
>>66653340
you would have to be an autist to be a celebrity athlete and not fucking hores on instagram and tinder at least 2-3 times a week
>>66653400
>implying an autist can comment on the looks of women.
>tfw can't pick a favorite hole at Augusta
Too many to choose from.
>>66653373
Litteraly says I was 12 I the post but I still wear hats now along with like everyone else in college
>>66653442
>my dad's a engineer he's also bald so always wore hats everywhere so that's why I did too I guess.
muh stem. confirmed loud and proud autist.
>>66653450
why can't they?
>>66653442
>Being an engineer
>related to wearing hats indoor
>>66653479
college kids make me puke. grow up and take a shower and put effort into your appearance.
>>66653481
I'm just saying engineering degree equals good money
im a business major myself
>Day
Did he hit the pole?
>>66653318
>knowing Spieth
Nigga you ain't know shit bout my boy Speef
>>66653490
No it has to do with a anon saying I grew up in a trailer park actually
>>66653509
>I should dress in a shirt slacks and tie when I don't need too
Nah
>>66653551
your mom hits my pole with her mouth faggot
>>66653520
but you dress like a manbaby
>>66653442
My dad works for Nintendo faggot, what now
Who was that that missed the one handed, "watch me nonchalantly tap this in" gimme?
>>66653581
>implying anyone said wear a tie and slacks
do you wear a baseball hat? it's not 2001 btw
>>66653193
She's hot for now, but she's got that face that looks like it'll age like milk. Perfect for Speef's hairline.
>>66653611
Els
>tfw i put 3 months salary on spieth 10 to 1
where should i buy my vacation home senpai?
I used to wear a baseball hat in college. I want to kill myself thinking on how pathetic I was.
>Day/Speith final group
>each starting the day at -15
How hype would you be?
>>66653664
Proof or ur gay
Underarmor must be paying Spieth out the ass for him to keep wearing their shit
>Spieth
Dat nigga got hair plugs.
>>66653671
Literally everyone wore a baseball cap in college, that and Ralph Lauren Polo's. Ultimate douchebag bro gear.
Fucking hell, half of you burgers are insufferable cunts.
Wrecking a comfy thread
>>66653732
Implying he would switch to nike and have to hit there shit can clubs
>>66653732
Yeah that's called an endorsement. Good athletes get those.
>>66653732
They are. Between him and Curry, Under Armour is breathing down Nike's neck. They've already passed adidas in the US.
>>66653750
It's because of the Speith bandwagon. Last year's threads were ultra comfy with everyone acting like proper gentlemen for once.
>>66653750
>>66653867
What to do with the lower classes?
>all these muh class rich fags
Go fucking watch this shit at your country clubs insufferable cunts
>>66653867
True, but at least Tiger shitposting isn't hijacking the threads this year because he had the sense to not play.
Get ready to watch the same 5 pseudo-inspirational commercials for 4 days in a row, lads.
>>66654008
The Masters only allows like 5 companies to advertise, and they're all geared towards CEOs and business owners.
Considering there are so few commercials, I don't mind at all.
>>66652258
Been there and ate that. It was pretty good but my mom makes better p. cheese. It's worth the fee to bare witness to the final round of the masters
Based Masters, only 4 minutes of commercials per hour.
>>66654131
hinge and hold
>>66654108
How did you get tickets tbqh?
Day birdie coming up
Phil pls
Shane Lowry has a pube beard
>>66654241
>Irish genetics
ffs Jason Day
>>66654222
>(you )
rory with the birdie
we're fucking BACK mates
love this game
>>66650965
Alegs :D
Brandt Snedeker flustered af
Who's this fatty
>bubba
>>66654161
Dad got them through work. I ended up dining on filet mignon with the titans of American industry in a traincar on Saturday night; Byron Leftwich was there the night before apparently.
>>66654363
don't know what you're implying but this dude is significantly more attractive than me so i guess i'll feel flattered
When does Tiger tee off?
>>66654481
Next year lad
>trust fund brats
Do the world a favor and off yourself
Time to emigrate to the other thread lads.
>>66642191
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>>66654396
Nolan pls
least logo noise in a major sporting event?
Masters
Wimbledon
...?
