Masters 2016 Pre-Tournament/Tournament Thread
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The biggest golf event of the year is finally here.
Speith looking to repeat
Tee-times: (EDT)
Fowler: 9:26
Reed, Oosthuizen: 9:37
Speith: 9:48
D. Johnson: 9:59
Mickelson, Stenson: 10:43
Rose: 10:54
Scott: 11:05
Bubba, Grace:12:44
Day: 1:06
Garcia: 1:39
Mcilroy: 2:01
Get in here and get comfy. It's gonna be a great weekend at Augusta National.
>yfw gold medal
>>66642191
How is he so bald at 22?
>>66642879
Worst thing you can ever do is make fun of another dude for balding breh. The MPB Gods don't like that. You don't wanna have that bad karma cuz it's more than likely gonna get you too.
I'm a hardcore golf fan and I'm finding it hard to root for a guy now Tiger is gone.
None of these guys seem very exciting to watch
Matsuyama will win a playoff over Haas and Philth Mickelson
you heard it here first (and probably last)
>>66642984
spoken like a true cuck
>>66642990
I put $2 on Justin Thomas at 125/1 odds.
Kuchar will get it done this year.
who's reddit's favorite golfer?
>>66643115
Rickie Fowler
Move over boreball, divegrass, and apehoop. /sp/ is and always will be a golf board
>>66643683
How many threads of the Masters will there be?
>>66642919
tfw my dad has more hair than me now
Last class ends at 2 tomorrow and I'm pretty excited to get back to watch some golf. Hope dj can do it this year.
>>66644810
Are you me?
>tfw some literally who shoots three birdies on the front nine before 75% of the field tees off and /sp/ shitposts about it and he tell his grandkids how he led the Masters
Thursday mornings are a weird time in majors.
>>66642191
>biggest golf event
>not the US open
what?
>>66643115
prolly jimmy walker lol
Is Day better than Scott?
>>66645761
Yes.
Right now, Day is better than anyone because Spieth is in a slight slump.
>Tfw started taking golf lessons at 6
>tfw live in Florida so I can gold year round
>tfw quit playing until i turned 22
>figure out I'm naturally insanely good
>tfw I literally could have been a professional golfer (not a joke or exaggeration) if I didn't quit lessons
>asked my mom why she pulled me out of golf lessons
>she said I complained it was too hot out
Holy fuck I am retarded. If I have kids their bitch asses are going to stay in their sport if they like it or not
what are the odds of an aussie not winning this year?
3/1?
>>66645386
>not shooting 19 on a par 3 nine holes
Haven't watched in a few years. How's Mcilroy now? I used to really enjoy watching him play. Fowler is a fucking faggot though.
>>66646513
McIlroy is very good, though not quite as good as he was a few years ago. It's hard to keep up that kind of form. He's still one of the favorites though.
>>66646571
Is that old fuck Phil Mickelson still memeing his way into top 3 almost every event or has he finally fallen off?
>>66646578
Not in every event, but he always plays well at Augusta. Expect memes and a Top 10 finish.
>>66642984
>hardcore golf fan
>only roots for tiger
Spieth is gonna bring it home m8s
Okay what fucking channel is this shit on? Or is it already over for today?
>>66646179
>22
>implying you couldn't still get gud and go pro
yeah, it wouldn't have been the normal route but you could maybe get on a smaller tour and work your way up
ok honest question, how many of you ITT are over the age of 45?
>>66653262
30 here but i appreciate the finer things in life
>blonde qt3.14 gf
>stable job
>maxed out ira and 401k
>new set of clubs every 3 years
>no kids
living the dream desu senpai
>>66653325
i'm 30 and i have none of those things
>>66653553
but you have rare pepes
>>66653325
>IRA and 401K
There's nothing more cuck than planning for the future.
>>66654117
true but I can always pull money out when I need to, albeit with a tax penalty
>>66654152
Roth or traditional IRA?
>>66654180
roth
tax penalty on the earnings, I should say
>>66642919
Spieth should just buzz it at this point. I'm sure he'd look great totally bald (no homo)(all homo)
We here
>>66654450
COMFY
O
M
F
Y
>>66642984
if you don't find day, bubba or mcilroy exciting to watch then you don't like the sport
spieth is kind of boringly brilliant, but he's still brilliant. the other guys are capable of anything
>Bubba
Has anyone in the history of the PGA ever seven putted within 4 ft before?
>bogie
DAY IS FINISHED
LONG LIVE /SP/IETH
Anyone got any money on the Masters? I backed Phil Mickelson at 18/1, 70 bucks (35 each way) paying 8 places....did I fuck up?
>>66654648
Yes, speith already won
Wish this shit was on CBS so I could watch it in HD.
>>66654648
considering it pays 8 places, that's okay, but i don't like those odds to win
saw him live the other week, he's a fucking old man out there compared to the rest of them. it's much more obvious in person
>spiethwinslol
If you won the Masters, what would you serve at the Champions Dinner next year?
>>66654585
That's what I like about speith he only hits the ball like 20 yards further then me instead of 100 like everyone else alot more relatable plus were the same age
>>66654709
Some good spaghetti
>>66654709
Me? I'd serve crab legs
>>66654709
Fried chicken and watermelon.
>>66654729
Post hairline
holy shit lowry killing it
always good to see a big guy in the mix
>>66654709
watermelon, kfc, grape kool-aid, and swisha sweets for dessert
>>66654709
Hmm. Steak with scalloped potatoes.
>>66654709
low country boil
and
shrimp and grits
and
biscuits and gravy
with
pecan pie
>>66654648
Matsuyama 33/1 , Oosthuizen 33/1 and Snedeker 55/1 all £2 each way on paddy power 7 places paid (though 1/5 of odds not 1/4 like last time)
there's nothing better than /smoking weed/ and watching the masters, i tell you h'wut
>>66654827
Looks tasty af
>>66642853
>tfw Tiger win never win an olympic medal
>>66654648
I've got Rory at 8s and Stenson at 25s
>>66654838
DUDE
>>66654709
Pimento cheese sandwiches
>>66654838
what is /smoking weed/ and playing in the masters? i'm looking at you d.j.
>>66654709
Shrimp on the barbie and a fosters
>>66654709
Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
>>66654792
Haven't noticed any hair loss yet but my brother 5 years older is starting to loose a good deal so it's coming soon enough
>>66654866
WEED
>>66654709
Potatoes four ways
>>66654828
sweet good luck, this skybet offer was paying 8 places if you bet prior to tee off. It pays 1/4 for 8 places so does that mean i get a quarter of the full potential return ?
>bubba
>>66654814
This
>>66654648
Took oosthuizen, grace, z johnson
>>66654843
succulent, friend. you can have it with potatoes too, Mac.
LMAO
>>66654814
You had your chance, Eldrick. Ya blew it.
>>66654971
Decent bet.
>>66654991
>>66654827
So what you just throw all of this shot on a grill? What do you season with? I want to try it this weekend maybe along with a couple beers and The Masters(tm)
>>66654971
>no ricky
Shit bet pham
>>66654953
You place 2 bets. One on someone to win and one at 1/4 of those odds to place. If you're tied for eighth though you only get a portion of that again.
>>66655063
>low country BOIL
>>66655112
>+8
>Rory
What went wrong, lads?
>UK "athletes"
Kek
>>66655156
doesn't have the head for pressure
when he was an up-and-coming guy with no weight on his shoulders he played free and easy
now he thinks too much or not at all
just not a smart, focused golfer. endless talent though
>golf
Leave America immediately
They need to make the rough longer. -20 shouldn't win a major
Wew
>>66655147
>implying Based ricky won't shoot a 62 tommorow
>>66655184
>I'm too poor to play golf
Kek
>>66655063
season it with salt, pepper, some cajun ish, and throw some lemon in. you just pour it out on a picnic table and have a feast with some buds.
>>66655156
Cucked by Watt.
Who else /anyonebutday/ here?
What happens if the ball hits a broom?
>>66655184
spot the poor person
>els
>>66655250
add in rory and ill be your huckleberry
>>66654709
Chicken and sausage gumbo.
cornbread.
Will /sp/ieth have the lead at the end of the day, or will Lowry meme his way into the top spot?
>>66654709
shep pie
>>66655156
turned his back on britain.
>flubba watson
What when wrong?
>>66655306
Lowry will be one of those meme golfers who leads a major on Thursday and then shoots a 75 for the rest of his rounds.
How did le Donald Trump Man do today?
This gay golf shit is the reason there isn't any PTI today
Fuck you fags
>LEE
So what the fuck happened to Ernie on the first hole?
>>66655429
You do realize Tony K is President Obongo's golf buddy, right?
>>66655439
Literally seven-putted from eight feet.
>>66655429
>watching E!SPN when there isn't sports on
>>66655439
https://mobile.twitter.com/FOXSportsAsia/status/718134895122325504
>>66655486
6 from inside 2 ft
Fuck Day
Is ricky the new JUST golfer?
>>66655521
Jason "Dizzy" Day is gonna win m8. Just accept it. I have.
>>66655397
Fucking this. It happens every tournament.
>>66655570
t. Bet the farm on Day
>>66655415
who?
>>66655592
Gambling is haram insha'allah
>>66655328
You can take the freckled fuck back fampai
Oof
>>66655439
Went on tilt. I feel for him as I've done it before.
>>66655350
kek
Fuck you, day
Good shot from the Dayman.
>>66654709
Tendies and milk steak
>Bubba
>>66654991
>crystal
patrician tastes my friend
>>66649129
98% of golf fans desu. These are the same assfucks that go out and shoot a 140 in front of me on the weekends.
Is it quite easy to hit off pine straw like that? I've never played on a course with it.
>>66655439
Match fixing
>>66654991
>>66655206
this is why the south is GOAT
>Day v. Spieth v. McIlroy
Are we going to get the dream Sunday lads?
>>66655933
No, Day and Mcilroy will miss the cut along with Fowler
>>66655889
Yes. They make a huge deal out of it, but is really not that big of a deal. The straw has no ability to slow your club down so it's easier than deep rough imo
>putters that arnt blades
Disgusting day should kill himself
>>66655972
It's less about the club speed and more about how it can affect the trajectory of the ball when it gets between the ball and clubface.
>>66655972
Thanks, I thought so, the players must be confident hitting off it to go for a par 5 in two over water.
>>66656019
It shouldn't get in-between the ball and the club face if its struck correctly. These guys never have an issue with it, and a play courses that have it...never had an issue.
>>66655972
yeah, players would prefer to be in the pine straw as long as they have an angle
in terms of where you want to be that's not the fairway, it would be
pine straw > bunker > rough > heavy rough
heavy rough will fuck your shit up no matter how good you are, but there's very little of it around augusta
i'm poor but want to play golf.
how does a 26 year old man go about learning to play golf?
>>66656130
go to a driving range. watch videos. get some lessons.
>>66656130
How poor we talkin famalam?
>>66656078
Looking at Augusta I'd probably rather be in the rough than a bunker if it's a full shot. The first cut looks just like a fairway. Near the green the bunker would be better.
>>66656130
Figure out how to make money. Golf is only fun if you're decent, and you need to play a lot to be decent, and you need money to play a lot.
>>66656183
about $55,000/year
>Nobilo trying to tell a 3 time Masters champion how to play an approach shot
>>66656200
If you're single and don't live in NYC or something, that's not even close to poor
>>66656200
Pshh I make almost the same amount... Actually have a 42 base but I get a company car with gas and insurance paid for.. Which comes out to mid 50s..
I play all the time and I'm finally getting good. HDCP is a rapidly dropping 12
What happened to Jim Furyk? I haven't seen him play yet this year and google is telling me nothing.
>>66656280
wrist surgery back in feb
>>66656280
You should be thankful that that asshole isn't ruining golf anymore
>>66656130
If you have no experience at all get lessons right away so you don't get bad habits.
Also >>66656191 this
When I'm playing well and hitting good shots it's best feeling in the world when I play like shit it's super frustrating.
Bubba getting cucked
>>66656361
>mad at the yim
>You will never be a member of Augusta National Golf Club
>>66656191
Meh, my public course, which isn't half bad, is like $12.50 for nine during twilight hours, which is when I prefer to play anyway
>tfw Spiethposting will NEVER EVER die
>>66656446
Forgot pic
>>66656459
Spieth will be the first back-to-back champion to go wire-to-wire on both.
Cap this
>>66656438
That's a very hi res photo you got there
>>66656474
Try and find any membership deals too I have a 3 years no green fees for 180 dollars at a fairly nice course so I go out and walk 18 after class every Friday they have a cart requirement for prime hours on weekends though so that's 14 bucks I think but I've saved a ton doing that
Hello, friends.
Enjoy Shane Lowry's shapely body as we salute the grand greenery that is Augusta.
Anyone got dem good streams?
Danny Lee has a really good all around game. He's gonna win a major before long.
>Arnold Palmer will be dead soon
>>66656526
kek
>>66656557
Spieth wouldn't celebrate a tragedy like that
>>66656531
masters.com
>>66656280
Speef is busy cornering his hairstyle. There is only room for one.
>>66656578
He's too busy fucking his sister
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4W2JrYD3Sk
>Bubba
>>66656438
He is well established as the most fucking annoying player to be paired with. Television stations hate him too. I would imagine audiences do too. Fuck that guy, hope he has a career ending injury.
>>66656459
>>66656557
>>66656578
>>66656595
>tfw speith posting the next 3 days three more majors and the Olympics this summer
What a time to be alive
BASED SPIETH
>>66656648
Source?
>>66656594
>Implying Stewart Cink doesn't have that cornered already
>>66656655
Indeed
>>66656679
Nice...
>>66656557
DELETE THIS
Bubba is thoroughly shitting the bed
>bubba
>>66656655
>tfw been Spiethposting since day 1 of the Masters last year
AHAHA FUCK YOU BUBBA YOU WHINY PIECE OF SHIT
>HURR ITS MUH CADDYS FAULT
>>66656678
I don't have any articles but if you've watched him before you'd notice he always backs off of putts and slows everyone down. The TV stations have to make sure they catch him at the right time or else they'll be stuck on him forever when he's putting. His swing is also cringey as fuck.
>>66656648
I've never heard that about Yimmy.
Bubba on the other hand
>>66656733
HOW DOES HE DO IT
>>66656733
Impressive
>>66656733
witnessed
>Fowler and Bubba missing the cut on Thursday
>>66656733
Speef confirmed 33 next round
>Bubba getting butthurt
it's the first day, faggot, calm down
>>66655505
Top kek
>>66654937
Actually laughed for some reason
>>66656834
HOL UP
Fat fucks blood sugar is plummeting
Something about golf makes me really, really proud to be white
>Bubba
>>66656899
Good lad
>>66656824
Speef went 33-33 today for his 66
>JUST
more like jason gay
>>66656942
Spieth confirmed for meme magician?
>Female golf commentators
I thought the meme putter was banned starting this year?
>>66657040
You saw one?
>Langer at the Masters
Go back to hustling the Champions
>>66657040
I think it's okay as long as it's not touching your chest.
>>66657040
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/golf-devil-ball-golf/adam-scott-will-stick-with-long-putter-even-after-the-anchoring-ban-starts-184058086-golf.html
>>66656942
Damn, the memes are real
>>66657053
he's shooting better than most the field
I would give somebody free alcohol for life if they would run onto the course with a glove and catch someone's drive
what happens to the ball if a spectator for whatever reasons chooses to catch it instead of avoiding it
>Day
Dunkin' Day
this tv coverage is pretty terrible
JUST
>>66657105
They're banned forever
>Day is wet
Now so am I
God dammit Jason ;_;
>>66657125
yeah but how does the ball get played? where the guy caught it? or do they try and predict it's trajectory?
>>66657109
Jauyysaahn, wats all this m8y?
>>66657148
Probably from where they caught it
Sergio Garcia-67 Major starts
Wins:
>0
>>66657113
ESPN is awful with their coverage of anything. I fucking hate how they do this with baseball.
if mcilroy sinks this putt he's right in the mix here and will pick up some momentum. and he's a guy who relies on momentum
>tfw mcilroy v lowry in the last group on sunday
that putt is retarded. there is no way to stop it within 5 feet from an entire half of the green
>>66657022
That is no mere woman pleb, that is Dottie Pepper/Mochrie/Pepper. She has seen some shit.
>>66657192
>K-Zone Live
absolutely casual
>only 4 people have ever made double bogey and won the Masters
gg dayman
>>66657194
>implying /sp/ieth won't shoot 66 every round of the tournament and blow rory out of the fucking water
>DAY
my sides
>>66657221
dottie the goat
jesus christ jason, you were the chosen one
>Jason Day
holy shit lol
Els gets a 10 on hole 1 and is still beating Fowler
Day should really slow down and focus on his shots before hitting them.
>Day
The dream is over
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>World #1 Jason Day
LMDayO
>starting the day with an early eagle
>ending the day with a late triple bogie
>>66657269
;_;
>>66657256
What about triple?
Cringe: the golfer
FUCK YES RORY
The Mac is back as Jason gay falls to -1
>>66642191
RORY
>>66657309
>muh swing plane and funny hat
Fuck this cunt
Meme-hard Memer over here
>>66657240
The worst part is it's not even lined-up correctly, as the camera angle is to the right of the mound instead of directly behind it.
>Bubba
>+5 on the last 4 holes
>goes from -3 to +4
Someone get this hothead outta here
The duck
based angel
light up a cigar and crack open a diet coke my man
>Day, Fowler, and Bubba
What went wrong?
>>66657473
Asian genetics would explain 2/3
>>66657473
day will be back
>>66657309
literally re ddit the golfer
>muh stem for helping my golf game
>mu h same length clubs
>muh ameture status even though i'm turning pro the day after the tournament
hope this guy flops >>66657352
>Blubba
>>66657495
>Asian genetics
I thought Fowler was half Latino, not half Asian.
this danny lee guy looks like a skeleton and sounds like a skeleton
>nobody clapped
>pls clap. pls
>>66657498
he looks a complete twat compared to spieth
>>66657509
Jap grandad, Navajo gran
>>66657523
jamie plz go
>>66657498
i like the hat, honestly. the rest of it is cancer
>"I six putted from 16 feet and Adam Scott and Trevor Immelman were laughing at me"
BASED
>>66657498
Top ten and we all cut down to 37 and quarter. Or make someone else rich.
>>66657543
i like that hat but he is ruining it by attaching it to his other memes
I want jiminez to blow cigar in his millenial face and make him cry
BACK INTO THE SUN, BACK INTO THE BREEZE, FATMAN!
damn i was sure that rory putt was in
Remember when Martin Kaymer was #1 in the world?
I don't.
>>66657606
>you now remember Luke Donald
>tfw Spieth-Rory final pairing on Sunday
Pls happen.
>>66657606
blink and you missed it
Danny ">tfw no gf " Lee had a good round
>>66657627
>tfw Duval was miserable when he was World #1 and is actually happy now in half-retirement
>>66657618
top kek. i literally now remember him now that you've mentioned it. he had a good short game and benefited from tiger's absence.
>dumping jiminez folder
He's Australian?
>>66657606
You now remember when Anthony Kim won the Ryder Cup for America.
>>66657627
Best ever. Last man standing before Tiger ruined the sport.
/anyone but roselowrydaymcilroyscott/ here
There's the meme putter again
>>66657686
>greatest player of all time
>ruined sport
Ok, chaparoo
LANGER
A
N
G
E
R
>>66657703
/sp/ieth will lead us to the promised land
>>66657746
tiger ushered in a generation of casuals to a purist sport
and he benefited from meme technology and meme courses
>>66657642
duval is so much happier now it's amazing. he clearly hated being number 1. glad he recovered.
>cabrera
>>66657656
>youll never be a golfer who takes a sip from a glass of scotch while sizing up his shot and has a cig dangling from his mouth as hes taking the shot
JUST FUCKING END IT
>>66657773
meant for>>66657740
>greatest of all time
>can't beat nicklaus record
>>66657773
>Thinly veiled racism
>>66657780
Actually I do this weekly
>tfw Tiger has turned into a reclusive NEET who sits around his house all day playing video games
>>66657780
it's not golf if you aren't drinking whiskey and or smoking a cigar
nike has ruined this fucking sport but its still the best we got. golfers are fucking pussies, more like cyclists than men.
>>66657740
tiger ruined public golf courses around the world desu
casuals everywhere out there slowing things down
>>66657818
>tiger plays as himself in tiger woods golf
>still misses the cut
>>66657818
it's amazing
he was always a loner nerd trying to hide it
heart of an asian nerd, body of a black guy, raised in white culture around 99% white people
dude was always going to be fucked in the head
>>66657825
>Implying their weren't hackers everywhere before Tiger.
You are too young to even remember, I'm sure.. But that's laughable. The whole idea that Tiger made more people golf is a myth. Look it up
>>66657818
>I just play it with my kids h-ha
>>66657877
I started golfing in the mid 90's. maybe it's not universal, maybe it is, but groups became much slower in my area
inb4 inevitable sergio garcia spaghetti on sunday
>>66657972
I don't care how many times he's raped up in the Ryder Cup, I just want him to win one major.
>inb4 Spieth cruises to another green jacket without ever losing the lead
i thought agusta had dress codes? someone should hold down lowry and shave those pubes off his cheeks.
>>66657740
In 1999 a punk kid could golf a monster for 30 bucks.
Now everything is triple the price unless you're mixed up in some junior golf fooferah. And still local courses are being bulldozed for houses. I dunno' man.
>>66657994
I dont want a borefest like last year
>>66657924
just like my excuse when buying anime figures..
>Tiger's back
surprised the commentators didn't mention how terrible rory's second there was. the 75 foot putt wasn't bad, it was the approach that caused this possible 3-putt.
>inb4 rory never completes career grand slam
If he wins back-to-back, who presents Speith with the Green Jacket? Billy Payne? Jim Nantz? Or do they just drag Bubba out there again?
R O R Y
O
R
Y
YES
rory rory rory
>>66658076
made it
rory is such a manlet
>>66658076
He was never going to land on the green near the flag
>>66658097
do golfers bald because of the hats
based rory gonna win this shit
Have any Nordic golfers ever won a major?
when was the first laughing Speith
>>66658156
No hats don't have anything to do with balding, it's all genetic.
Spieth seems to have more hair this year anyway. I think he got plugs or is wearing some sort of mini-toupee.
>>66658156
yes. wearing a hat all day in the sun affects the hair follicles and causes them to prematurely age. if you're not going bald, it won't make you bald. but if you have the genes for it, the hat will fuck you up.
christ, fuck off with these recreational vehicles...
>>66658171
I don't think so, although Henrik Stenson has come close a few times.
>>66658204
>>66658198
so which is it?
>>66658204
>wearing a hat all day in the sun affects the hair follicles and causes them to prematurely age
>>66658198
I'm balding too and I don't know if it's just because I don't have the funds for it so I'm bitter, but I'd probably not buy hair implants if I had the chance.
>>66658268
It depends on how you look with a shaved head. I started losing my hair at 22, and I just shaved it. I have broad shoulders and a square-ish jaw, so it looks okay. If you're really skinny you might not look as good.
>changing els's score to a 9
bitch anyone who watched it saw it was a 9, what the fuck was that all about in the first place?
>>66658268
I have the money for them now but I'm already past the point of no return, so anybody who knows me would know.
>>66658306
shaving your head all the time sounds like a pain in the ass
>>66658178
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/57893599/
Saturday round last year
>RORY
BAHAHAHAHAHA
>>66658362
It's not at all. I just take some clippers to it every few days or so.
>>66657948
The irony is the boom in popularity of golf is what is ruining it for the average golfer.
>Slow play
>Hurr Durr tee from the Blacks
>Muh Taylormade 300 yard driver
>Noone taking lessons
>Everyone grinding over 5 foot putts, miss anyway
>Tear up the course, 800 carts
>Nobody fixes divots or ball marks on the green
>Sorry Anon, we had to raise green fees 25% to cover the additional maintenance
Sergio implosion underway
>>66658422
imagine this, but on a resort course. fucking nightmare.
>>66658306
I've been rocking a near buzz cut for about 7 years before I started losing my hair, so it's not too bad for me.
par 3s have been killing rory recently. for whatever reason his iron accuracy and length control isn't great off the tee
it was like that when I saw him at Doral, and he's +2 on the par 3s again today.
Kjeldson, thinking he can get away with a visor.
>>66658502
yeah, I just went back and checked this and rory was fucking +5 on the par 3s at Doral, finished -10 2 back from the lead. not good.
>>66658422
the worst is when it's a 4some of casuals, and all 4 go to literally each other's shots and give their opinion on what and how to hit it, like they think it's normal for a round of 18 to last 5 and a half hours
>Spiethwinslol
What a shit sport
>>66658549
>someone hit into long grass
>4 people go to look for it for 5 minutes
>>66658097
Chairman of Augusta National does it
Also id really like to see one of these guys ricochet their ball off a pine tree.
>>66658549
i played the other day and a twoball had joined up with a fourball after the first hole. they then had some people hit their drive and approach, then they waited on the green for the others to play and catch up, then they all putted together
i'm a patient guy, but that was the first time i ever called the clubhouse and told them to get out there and sort shit out. fucking ridiculous.
while i was waiting I took a real good drive right at the head of one of the dudes as a warning shot. unfortunately dude was so fucking stupid he didn't even notice and I doubt he would have understood what i meant by hitting it.
>>66658592
Not really. He has been nearly as dominate as he was last season but he's tearing up Agusta today.
>>66658592
>hating the white saviour of golf
>>66658592
jason day had a better 2015 desu
>>66658670
>better 2015
Did you mean to say 2016
>>66658670
Spieth had a better first half, Day a better second half.
>willet
>>66658549
>playing last week with dad
>we suck but we at least keep pace
>pace of play is fucking awful
>get to 15, behind twosome on the tee, threesome on the fairway, twosome on the green
>more guys on the tee box ahead
>can see #16 green from where we are
>fucking SIXSOME dicking around on the green taking goddamn forever
>mfw
why is a literally who like Danny Willett ranked the 12th golfer on official world golf ranking
you should have to play the pga tour to be ranked
baka
>>66658670
sieth won 2 majors you daft cunt
>>66658789
Day would have won 2 and Spieth 1 if it weren't for his dizzy spells
>>66658670
>5 wins
>2 majors
>2nd in other 2 majors
>Tour champion
u wot
Angel Cabrera looks like one of your dad's friends.
>>66658816
>would of
if spieth had chipped it even average he would have won the open in a playoff
plus
>day
>winning at chambers bay
no.
>>66658835
funny because he's my dad's favorite golfer
>>66658835
Jesus Christ he actually does look like a brown version of my dads best friend
>"big" jb holms
>"big" shane lowry
>angel cabrera "the duck"
is this the heaviest group in masters history?
>>66658714
Always been taught to let people pass you if you're slow or just fucking around
>>66658835
>J.B Holmes, thinnest man in the wide load grouping
>>66658842
Spieth is a choker (see the Open) if you put him under any sort of pressure. It's just cause DJ is an even bigger choke artist and Day bravely battled vertigo that he managed to fluke his way to the US Open.
>putting your scorecard in your back right pocket
>rory's shitty irons
>>66658892
day is fucking the glass man from unbreakable. he can't help but hurt because he's so feeble. his own fault and speith was clutch sinking a birdie on the 17th hole at chambers to put pressure on cocaine johnson.
spieth has the only sound mind in golf. only a meme like the open can throw him and he still should have won that.
>>66658008
found the guy who can't grow a beard xd
>kekilroy
>>66658887
Same but some people just don't give a shit. That seems like something old guys would complain about younger golfers doing but old guys are the worst about holding up the people behind them.
What post-round shows are you lads watching? I'm going with Live from The Masters on the Golf Channel.
Dem Streams??
>>66659228
Its ogre for the day homie
>>66659027
Lel I went to walk Friday afternoon 2 weeks by myself and ended up behind this old also solo. He litteraly would take like a minute to stare down the shot shank it like 100 ft stand still and slowly put his club back for like a minute then walk too the next spot I was getting pretty heated he finally let me pass on like 6 when I played my second while he was just barley off the green
>tfw danny lee found a gf
She's just in it for the money
>>66659387
Was funny cause as soon as I did it he looked at me held his arms out and I thought he was about to say something to me aftwr holfong me up 6 holes so I did it back and gave him a aggressive what and then he was just like where's the next tee box at Lel then he finally let me pass
>>66659409
Jesus you think a pro golfer would do better shit I can do better then that she looks likes she's probly chubby
>>66659343
>not pulling the slider left and watching it all over again
>>66654709
Oysters, Crab cakes, braised shortribs, a few bottles of old vine zinfandel, and creme brulee as a dessert.
>tfw when watching old Seve videos
>>66655439
Somebody needs to check all of Vegas. There is no way in hell there wasn't money being laid down on this event.
It looked Fake as Fuck.
Was at work today like a good goy. Anyone have a link to the replay?
what would you give to trade your life for his /sp/
>>66661735
My hairline
>>66661735
Everything? I could live for 500 years and not be half as successful as he is
>>66658422
>Everyone grinding over 5 foot putts, miss anyway
jesus fucking christ, this. i don't care if you're shit - i'm the best bogey golfer there is - but don't pretend that:
a) you're playing for some huge prize that requires your total focus on this next putt
b) that you're good enough that it matters anyways
the other worst is leaving the cart with 1 club, and then deciding after 3 or 4 practice swings that it isn't the right club, and trying to walk as slowly as possible back to the cart to get the right club. take 3 or 4 clubs nigger, it's not against the rules
>>66658549
>players ahead all riding in carts
>cart paths only in effect
>players always hit ball on opposite side of fairway from cart
>players stop cart, have contest to see who can take longest to get to ball
>take 2, 3, 4, 5 practice swings before addressing ball
>whoops, wrong club lol
>slowly walk back to cart to get another club
>replace wrong club, begin journey back to ball
>2, 3, 4, 5 more practice swings to get loosened up again
>whoops, wrong club again lol
>>66657627
>be not the first-born son
>first-born son gets bone cancer
>have to get your bone marrow drilled out of your femur without anesthetic at 9 years old to try and save first-born
>first-born dies anyway
>father leaves family because you couldn't save first-born
David Duval has had a tough life.
Rate Zach Johnson's hairline
>>66667480
shave it off already/10
Please slow down Spieth, i want this to become close on Sunday.
>>66666257
That's why he was miserable when he was playing regularly. Now he has a wife and kids and is half-retired, and he's actually at peace.
>>66667480
2/10 hairline, but he may be the most underrated golfer on tour.
Who is better with an iron?
So what will the huelympic competition be like?
Just one or several courses? How many rounds/days?
>>66668535
Pretty standard: one 4-round competition for men and women each. No match play or anything like that.
>tfw you will never win the Masters championship and serve fellow Masters champions the best of your local cuisine
>>66669283
based
The best part of the masters is hooters with the best meme golfer in history
>>66658713
Mother of God
>Rory is the future of golf
You think Tiger even watches?
>>66670634
who?
Has anyone tried listening to the Masters radio on the app? It'll only play for a few seconds then stops for me.
>Danny Lee is currently the man of the moment on the PGA Tour after winning his first title and taking home $1.2 million. But something is still missing for the 24-year-old New Zealander.
Like the Beatles always said, "Can't buy me love."
After his breakthrough victory, Lee was asked about coming to West Virginia for the Greenbrier Classic and this was his amusing/glum response:
"It was just amazing. It's phenomenal. It's my fourth time playing here, and I liked it every single year. Only one wish I had was if I had a girlfriend, it wouldn't be as lonely in the room."
>tfw no gf
>>66670995
Christ
>>66670995
>play your best rounds ever
>win a tournament
>shit loads of money, sponsors and fedex points
>go back to your hotel room all alone
>post on /sp/
Would you rather be tfw no gf or be married to bubba's wife?
>>66671262
What's his wife look like?
>>66671279
Shes like 8 feet tall and infertile
Played basketball at UGA. Her voice is very husky. I'm not convinced shes not a dude
>>66671074
>you're here forever
>>66671297
>not wanting to fuck her boi pussy
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>>66671074
this post is essentially what Tiger's record breaking career and billion dollars have ultimately earned him.
a life spent alone playing ea sports videogames
>bubba
>"the masters doesn't start until the back 9 on sunday" meme
>all of the past 12 winners have been the the top 10 after the first round
means our winner will come from this group:
1. spieth
2. >tfw no gf
3. based lowry
4. piercy
5. kjeldsen
6. casey
7. rose
8. garcia
9. based rory
10. willet
11. horschel
who would you take other than spieth?
>yfw /sp/ieth finds a way
>>66671511
casey
no contest
>>66671511
Rory will never win the Masters
>>66670995
ONE OF US
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>>66671549
must be nice not knowing anything about golf
his game is perfectly suited to it, he's the most talented player out there.
he'll have a walk-in closet full of them by the time he's done.
>>66671580
Calm down cuck.
IT JUST WILL NOT STOP RAINING SHIT ON BUBBA WATSON
SO MUCH FOR THE GREAT WEATHER
>stuck with Amen Corner & the Driving Range livestream
>full coverage starts in 4 hours
Fucking hell Sky
>>66670995
>wins title
>becomes millionaire
>tfw still no gf
Who /TigerPGAtour2004/ here senpai?
>>66671580
Hows life in T & C m8? Looks like paradise tbqh
>>66671752
>becomes millionaire
>still no gf
It's probably like most of the people here would end up as millionaire. Everyone is way too distrustful of females.
>>66671729
mfw Nazis cannot into free masters.com streams
>>66671806
Cant watch it either, tried hola but still no luck. gave up after that
>>66671806
They even mock you by redirecting to the Masters Radio. Which isn't even on.
>>66671777
breddy good my man. looking forward to a day on the beach on sunday before coming home to the last round.
too expensive though. i get paid like shit.
>>66671786
>I'll give you an extra 50k a year if you don't cheat on me
>>66671832
Dunno about anyone else but I cant even get Masters radio to work when it is broadcasting. It plays for a few seconds and just stops.
I hate you're missing Bubba's colossal meltdown though.
>>66671842
noice
New thread when
>they doubted chillroy
>>66671993
When we hit bump limit dumbass
The Masters theme is so comfy
>>66671580
Could you just stop posting in these threads? Please and thanks
>this thread is 2 days old
thought /sp/ actually liked golf
>>66672036
Another thread was used yesterday and then migrated to here
>>66672018
Dude knows his stuff and is fairly agreeable, maybe you have the problem
>>66672068
don't worry about it mate, i've dealt with rory haters on here for years. the yanks are just upset that they can't win a ryder cup for love nor money, but they're decent people. i have no problem with it.
https://youtu.be/KwCuL1xbxIU
>>66671549
lol
>>66672096
just
>>66672092
Thought you were a yank, where you from?
>>66672130
ireland, fucking obviously!
was the blatant rory + lowry support / trolling not enough to tip you off? dun laoghaire originally, but i did spend time in the US growing up and in college
good start for rors, by the way. wish this was on TV.
>>66672157
Fuck off pale nigger scum
>>66658502
a double bogey on a par 3. FUCK +4 bogeys out of 5 holes. fucking hate being right all the time, he can't play par 3s
>>66672157
>>66672163
kek
Thought you were ''''''''''''irish'''''''''''' american tbf.
Great for lowry, was going to put a tenner him and all. Happy for rory too just hope the pressure doesnt get to him
>>66672068
Nah he's a cunt and so are you
>ernie lels
>>66672092
Why would we even bother hating someone who's too fucking beta to win a green jacket?
>yuropoors need an entire continent to beat a single country
Kek
KEK
>>66672036
Nobody watches the first two rounds. This place will fill up tomorrow
>>66672187
are you there working on a technical skills program for salt mining?
what's it like living on an island in the ATL?
Bubba confirmed for wanting to get the hell out of Dodge
>>66672187
Yeah that's cause he's a drivebabby
>>66672292
>just wants to go back to his hotel room so he can ignore everyone and shitpost the /mast/ thread on /sp/
COME HOME BUBBA
>>66672217
cheers pal
Is this shit being televised at all right now?
>>66672373
www.masters.com
>>66672373
or, try the smart phone app
mine works fucking great and runs right off the house modem
>>66672300
i hate admitting it but this is true, isn't it
fucking drivebabby
m8s how do i stop blading the ball with wedges?
>>66672418
get lower, and if it's a mental thing for ya, can't help I'm afraid
never had an issue with that
>>66672383
>>66672394
Thanks lads.
>>66672418
Find a sandy part of the driving range, and slam your club intentionally low and slowly bring it up until you stop hitting only sand. Rinse and repeat pham.
>the city of Rory
>>66672459
you'd get kicked off my club's range for doing that shit, m8
he needs a trainer to help him adjust his swing
>>66672418
idk, practice finding the ground?
I took a wedge out into my yard hit it off some longer grass for a while to get under it. Didn't blade a single one my last round.
I think it was a confidence thing for me, so I just had to get the feel of getting under it
speith is my motherfucking nigga. dfw represent
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>>66671511
Does Danny Lee browse /R9K/?
someone make a new thread
>>66672552
Danny, plx
trying to watch the Masters
>>66672408
I mean, he is a great fucking driver, but so are those fat fucks in the longest drive competitions, and you don't see them winning green jackets
>>66672530
Balding inspo?
>Bubba's wild gesturing
Is this dude autistic or something?
>BUNKER WATSON
Don't ever to speak to me or my watson ever again ;_;
>>66672605
Yes. Literally. Not even 4chan meme autism.
>>66672585
>>66672530
do golfers go bald fast because of pressure? Like a putt could cost millions of dollars
I hope you're all rooting and clapping for danny
>>66672612
no, it's the caps
baseball caps make certain people go bald faster
>>66672612
Hats and stress
HOLY SHIT BUBBA YOU SUCK
>>66672605
He is definitely on the spectrum.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LRInLFd4YY
Those greens looking dry as fuck
NEW THREAD
>>66672673
>>66672673
>>66672673
>>66672673
NEW THREAD
>>66672671
Your Mum was dry as fuck, m80
>>66672560
No u
So after Day fucks up again it's all over, right?
>>66642191
Ask monty anything on twitter #askmonty....you know what to do!
