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>Friday 8 April
Chiefs v Blues
Force v Crusaders
Stormers v Sunwolves
>Saturday 9 April
Hurricanes v Jaguares
Reds v Highlanders
Sharks v Lions
Kings v Bulls
What went wrong?
>>66604902
Handsome and muscular /rug/ on high image to reply ratio.
Whats sting poopeelians? Internet too slow to upload images?
kek
KEK
>>66604902
Is this real?
Why is /rug/ so dead?
Hello?
Anyone here?
>>66604893
>Chiefs vs Blues
rip bloos
>Hurricans v Jaguares
mite b cool?
>the rest
eh
>>66604926
It's a meme. You compare the 2nd /rug/ thread of the night, about 2 minutes after its been created to the first afl and nrl threads.
It's top-tier memery.
>>66604893
is this, dare I say it, the worst week of /rug/ ever?
ARU and NZRU need to stop being pussies and call South Africa on their bluff. This shitfest of a competition is killing Rugby.
/nrl/
This is a new low for /rug/.
We need to bring in some new blood.
Kia ora, I'm new here.
>kiwi genetics
http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/super-rugby/78600511/david-pocock-handed-twomatch-super-rugby-ban-for-michael-leitch-neck-grasp
So fucked. Because he's a fucking leftist cuckold he gets a two match ban. He's an utter piece of shit for this, but because he's "such a nice guy" it doesn't matter.
>>66604893
I saw there's some sevens on friday afternoon
haha, is that that avocado lad? :)
>>66605764
Into the trash!
Live: Rugby Union: World Sevens Series
Hong Kong Day 1
On Friday 2:50pm - 11:30pm
that's a long fucking time
>>66605883
Rugby is not conducive to producing qts
Grills should stick to tennis and cricket
>>66605957
wonder how much rug, bottom left munches
>>66605986
not as much as that smug as fuck black girl
>>66605986
Jesus, "she" could reasonably pass as a bloke
>>66605756
Get back to /pol/ my man
>What kinda cut you want faam?
>Gimme that angelic thug look
>Say no more
>>66604902
No dates on each, fuck off.
Also that was the 2nd thread in 2 days. The first thread filled up with only 1 (ONE), match on that night.
>>66606646
>unironically replying to /nrl/ bait
please stop, this is what they want
>>66604902
I swear we used to have a pretty large presence on /sp/, comparable to the basketball community, and definitely bigger than /hoc/.
Where did everyone go? Myself I spend a lot of time on Reddit these days to talk rugby, but I still come here as well.
Champions Cup Quarter Finals
Saturday
Wasps v Exeter 3.15pm
Saracens v Northampton 5.45pm
Sunday
Leicester v Stade Francais 1.45pm
Racing Metro v Toulon 4.15pm
>>66606891
all home wins
>>66606891
Vespas 35x18 Exeter
Sarracenos 23x19 Santos
Tigres 26x30 Estádio Francês
Racing 92 34x28 Toulon
>>66604893
Chefes 35x19 Azuis
Força 24x27 Cruzados
Tempestuosos 40x30 Lobos do Sol
Furacões 25x23 Onças
Vermelhos 20x32 Highlânderes
Tubarões 43x27 Leões
Reis 19x38 Touros
>>66604893
Pretty ugly match ups this round. Probably won't watch many games this week.
One sided hidings-
Force v Crusaders
Stormers v Sunwolves
Reds v Highlanders
Boring South African trash-
Kings v Bulls
Sharks v Lions
>>66606945
oh boy i can't wait to see the Reds to tease a win, then lose it in the 79th minute.
>>66605907
Dykes need a sport to play as well man
>>66606880
NH /rug/ has definitely dropped off a bit, but the Anzacs have always been the engine room of /rug/. /rug/ is just fairly niche when major tournaments aren't on, we should all accept that and move on
>>66605756
get fucked, two weeks is heaps, for something almost every forward pack would do. If you rewatched every Crusader, Highlander, Stormers or Bulls game, you wouldn't see the same thing?
The only difference is Pocock has fucking enormous arms, so any chokehold is going to be 3x as worse.
>>66605883
>>66605957
Nah, cycling and speed skating
>>66606891
If I get my finger out, I might even go to the Wasps game; it's just down the road.
plus
European Challenge Cup
Gloucester v Dragons
Grenoble v Connact
Quins v Irish
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-union/35969989
kek
>poorthern hemroidshere
>>66608140
TWICKENHAMS ARGENTINOS
>>66608204
>>66608140
for what purpose?
Do Africatina not like their own country?
Argentina using Twickenham to training reoccupation of Malvinas
>>66608140
Why is this happening?
>>66608140
Who is this going to benefit though? It'll end up being a barbarians tier crowd with a half empty stadium.
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>>66611975
>kiwi genetics
Where did everything go so wrong?
>>66612456
arful gimmick
>Joe Marler banned for 2 games and fined £20,000
kek most expensive banter ever
So Connacht to win the pro 12 then
>>66614761
>£20,000 for calling someone a pikey
>>66614939
Literally unbelievable. I think it'll be between Leinster and Connacht.
Scarlets flatter to deceive and did better during the international periods.
>>66615017
Yea, I think Ulster will probably pip the Scarlets to the semis.
The final will be Glasgow or Leinster v Connacht
Connacht is literally a meme province.
>>66615173
Are you a Leinster supporter by any chance?
>>66615230
That would be a safe assumption seeing as how I can actually type a sentence without any grammatical errors. A Munster fan will always display his general ignorance in every one of his posts.
>>66615173
They've played great rugby this season though, which is weird because they've always played garbage unwatchable trash.
>>66614939
nah, id love it if they did, even as a leinster supporter but i don't see it realistically happening, not with their injuries, run-in and other commitments
>>66615138
glasgow are such jammy cunts to have 3 italian games in as many rounds at this stage of the season
>>66615562
most try bonus points and the largest number of losing bonus points (i think?) with the fewest loses
>>66615173
>>66615566
You going to head up North for the Ulster interpro?
>>66615566
They still have to play Connacht and Scarlets,but I'd say they'll make the play offs.
Poorthern hemorrhoidsphere on pooicide watch
>>66615616
nah, only games i go to are in the rds/landsdowne when my uncle isnt using his season ticket which is like 2 or 3 times a year
i live nearly as far from dublin as belfast anyway
is rugby seen as a non-sectarian, cross divide sport in ulster or is it mainly considered the domain of protestant unionists? im asking because someone told me that in donegal it was popular as it was seen as the former
>mfw /pro12/ appears out of nowhere
>>66616004
The playoffs are always great. Closer to summer so no shitty weather.
>>66615926
Yea it's non-sectarian as far as I know.
>>66616004
Pro 12 is great, it doesn't get enough love around here.
>>66616076
I enjoy it is a league. The standard of rugby is no worse than the other two NH competitions and its a chance to see young players establish themselves. We'll have to make do with it this year anyway because there's no non-meme European rugby
>>66616101
Are you a Nordie? I always thought that rugby was traditionally a Protestant sport up there, but I don't know if that's changing or not
>>66616143
Need to combine Zebre/Treviso and introduce Bristol to be honest family.
>>66606880
NH got bootyblasted after WC and hasn't come back since, although after England's Grand Slam, I'm expecting lots of fairweather English posters to return and chat shit before getting beaten by the Southern HemisGODS in the summer
>>66616193
Yea I'm from up North, it is probably more Protestant dominated because Catholics tend to play Gaelic more.
There's no sectarianism tho or at least there hasn't been any in the games I've played.
>>66616203
I heard somewhere that the league organisers were thinking of introducing London Welsh, London Scottish and maybe a Georgian team.
>>66616203
>introduce Bristol to be honest family.
intriguing idea
why?
Out of all the generals, I think /rug/ is the most knowledgable. Had a great set of threads on Friday/Saturday last week
>>66616396
>Australians posting as many words with 'poo' shoehorned into them is considered 'knowledgeable'
>>66616333
They'd jump at the chance and they've got massive investors so there's a lot more development potential there than the italians.
Like the other guy said, london welsh/scottish would be fine too. Zebre & treviso just drag our league down though when they're guaranteed 5 points most of the time.
>>66616425
thats just banter senpai pure banter
theres lots of little bits of analysis that go on and we pick good players to meme. rugby subreddits alright as well desu
>>66616308
>Catholics tend to play Gaelic more
Disgusting papists. I wouldn't mind if they played hurling, but football is just a nothing sport with a ridiculous culture of amateur martyrdom which drains potential talent from rugby.
Kiwis are asleep, post lions predictions
I think we'll lose if Gatland is head coach.
>>66616539
lad
>>66616436
i agree the italians are shite and devalue the quality of the league but i am firmly committed to italian participation of some high quality competitive league and i doubt the french, due to money will ever take them and they, their best players, cant be playing in the italian super league if they ever want to get better or be competitive
irb needs some sort of intensive program to improve and develop them as they cant just appropriate argies anymore
>>66616465
>but football is just a nothing sport with a ridiculous culture of amateur martyrdom which drains potential talent from rugby.
dislike football since the nordies ruined it with their handpassing meme
>>66616539
B O L D
O
L
D
Have no idea what the All Black squad will look like but we'll get technically outclassed in the backs. Genuinely think our best chance is Gatlandball, but Fekitoa is the best defensive centre on the planet so lets hope he gets injured. Cane is solid but not spectacular, but I'm starting to think that's the point of him. Not convinced by Itoje or Kruis yet to take on Whitelock and Retallick
>>66616592
Kiwis are awake, post Kiwi genetics
>>66616637
>Fekitoa is the best defensive centre on the planet
what the fuck am I reading here
>>66616637
>Genuinely think our best chance is Gatlandball
>>66616637
>Fekitoa is the best defensive centre on the planet
not really
landers defence is carried by husbendo
>>66616539
Put Payne at Fullback and we win.
>>66616654
post scottish genetics
>>66616697
>>66616694
>>66616670
its the creative wingers I'm worried about. 9/10 will be alright, centres solid, Hoggy at FB. But on wings we're seriously looking at the likes of Jack Nowell to go up against Savea. Thats why we need Gatlandball
>>66616759
Bowe
>>66616772
exactly
slow as fuck and he'll be 33 next year
>>66616789
They could put Ringrose on the wing he seems ok in defence.
>>66616759
>Nowell
>who are North and Watson
Nowell isn't even that bad.
>>66616759
Savea is a fat fuck now. Probably the least impressive all black/potential all black
rather have NMS back or give someone else like McKenzie, McNicholl or Lowe a go
>>66606945
>one sided hidings
>reds v highlanders
I wouldn't be so sure about that.
>>66616857
What about Earls then?
>>66616880
>he unironically has lions experience
>>66616759
>we're seriously looking at the likes of Jack Nowell to go up against Savea.
wingers will be Watson and North
http://www.skysports.com/rugby-union/news/12321/10230908/drew-mitchell-attempts-to-break-record-for-fastest-100m-in-clogs
Does Drew Mitchell have the best bantz in rugby?
>>66616926
he was the designated bolter in '09
it's a Lions tradition
take an uncapped player traditionally, or sometimes a hardly capped player, like hogg? in 2013
the barbarians have a similar tradition
>>66616998
This meme tradition needs to stop, just pick a good player.
>>66616966
This hopefully as long as their form continues.
>>66616993
What would be the official "lads you'd like to have a beer with XV"?
1. Joe Marler
2.
3.
4. Eben Etzebeth
5.
6.
7.
8.
9. Fumiaki Tanaka
10.
11. The Honey Badger
12. Gits
13.
14. Drew Mitchell
15.
Who else?
>>66616998
>>66617022
>yfw it's underhill this time
Would support
>>66617134
>marler
>etzebeth
Just fuck my pint up
>>66617134
2. Rory Best
Talk to him about farming
>>66617022
the whole idea of the lions needs to stop
Its untenable in the modern professional game and just a self-indulgent enterprise for the brits and competing union
>>66617134
10. Paddy Jackson
He's good banter
LGTSS
>>66617723
LGTSS
>just pretending on reddit
you must lead a rich full life.
>>66617134
Ali Williams I went to school with him, he was an A++ lad.
>>66618361
Actually yeah, Ali Williams and Brad Thorn in the second row, or maybe Justin Harrison, he was a bit of a lad.
>>66618361
t. 40 year old
Get out of here fogie
>>66618675
calm down sonnie boy
>tfw #1
I'm going to go get a couple choco chip muffins from p save anyone want something while I'm out?
>>66617134
Do they have to be current players? Most the lads I would like to share a beer or five with are retired legends
>>66619475
DELET THIS
Rugby
Why is /rug/ so dead nowadays?
>>66619845
It's a week day while no interesting games are on
>>66619475
>jeff
what the fuck happened lad?
>>66619845
>why is /rug/ dead at 11:00am on a Wednesday
go soak your head lad.
cheikGOD's been working out lads
>>66620172
>>66620428
>this furious damage control
there must have been <30 posts during the entire Waratards vs Reds match
Ditch Tards vs Lelbels
>this furious damage control
Not really it's a fact, shit gets sloe when there is nothing going on
>there must have been <30 posts during the entire Waratards vs Reds match
Yes. Nobody cares about those teams
>Ditch Tards vs Lelbels
Yes. Nobody cares about those teams
>>66619475
>tfw /unbeaten/
Head to head is the real comp m8
>>66606975
>>66616866
this. reds have the 3rd least tries conceded so far
>>66616851
Lowe looks fucking deadly. I was at the Brumbies game, and while everyone was praising McKenzie, it was a 2 man show with Lowe.
>>66621559
What is head to head and why am I still ranked second?
>>66621981
you're points that week are compared to another tipper
>>66621981
>>66622180
nvm I got it wrong its direct tip comparison
>>66622995
Your mum directly compared my tip mate.
hello
Lolagi Visinia, Rieko Ioane, Rene Ranger, Piers Francis, Tevita Li, Ihaia West, Bryn Hall, Steven Luatua, Blake Gibson, Joe Edwards, Josh Bekhuis, Hoani Matenga, Charlie Faumuina, James Parsons (c), Sam Prattley.
Reserves: Quentin MacDonald, Namatahi Waa, Ofa Tu'ungafasi, Akira Ioane, Kara Pryor, Billy Guyton, Matt McGahan, George Moala.
Sad George Moala can't make the starting team. I think he still has potential to be a lot better but will probably fuck off to Yuro land if he can't make the XV anymore. Been one of the few stand outs in a shitty blues team last few years.
>>66623224
>23 players
>8 whites
Why don't they just host a NZ team in South Africa? They wouldn't have any problem with their racial quotas then.
>>66623497
are you counting West as white or not
>>66623518
>West
>White
breh.
Is this the new /cric/ general?
>>66623630
based Hoff
>>66623630
That music line up looks like some horrible nightmare.
>>66606945
You left out Chiefs vs Blues in one sided hidings.
>>66625867
>the worst kicker in the tournament
>captain is injured
>chiefs are only getting better
JUST
>people shitting on /rug/ for being slow
It's the middle of the week and nothing's on
Some of us don't regurgitate discussions for the sake of it and some of us have a backlog of Chinese cartoons to get through
I'm keen as mustard to get this opportunity to play Sevens again. She's a big year, we all know why… To make the team, you've got to get on the burst and perform - and that's what I intend on doing.
>>66623658
kys Wankush
>>66623658
Please watch our sport
Retallick Returns!
Damian McKenzie
Shaun Stevenson
Anton Lienert-Brown
Charlie Ngatai
James Lowe
Aaron Cruden (co-c)
Brad Weber
Michael Leitch
Sam Cane (co-c)
Maama Vaipulu
Brodie Retallick
Dominic Bird
Atu Moli
Hika Elliot
Mitchell Graham
Atu Moli is a very young lad for a prop and is getting his first start. Mitchell Graham is rumoured to have All Black credentials
>>66625935
you disgusting weeb, leave this place
>>66606944
I'll be definitely watching Leicester - Stade Francais. I really hope the frogs win, they should have a decent team lined up, with Parisse, Lakafia, Dupuy-Plisson, Danty, Bonneval and Camara.
>>66626499
mitchell whoham?
>>66626499
>Damian McKenzie
delet this
Rugby Challenge 3 out on the 22nd lads.
We should upload our /rug/ team to the fanhub
>>66626517
BIG FAT SMELLY PROP
>>66626499
>making a FullBack play Loosehead
JUST
>>66626519
Just smile, my friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaF4UYKsKCQ
>>66626542
Kek the broadcaster stopped showing his face in the 2nd half of the match against the Basedbies before he kicked
>>66626541
You're at the supermarket when this guy slaps your avo out of your hand
what do you do?
>>66626542
Can see this going down well against the French in Stade de France
>>66626552
Apologize for touching his avos and offer to load his car up with said avos
>>66626552
pick it up and thank the lad for helping me make it more tender for the night's meal, he seems like a lad who knows his way around an avo
>>66606944
>Tempestuosos 40x30 Lobos do Sol
>He thinks the Bumdogs will get this close
kek
>stereosonic cancelled
JUST
Fuck lads, I had already booked my flight to Brisbane and was going to stay with WalkBro.
Highlanders injuries
Ben Smith, Elliot Dixon, Lima Sopoaga, Brendon Edmonds, Tei Walden, Waisake Naholo, Richard Buckman
Reds by 5
Redpill me on Adelaide, why don't they have a super rugby franchise? Even the minuscule Canberra has one, why not 1,3 million Adelaide?
>>66626805
They spit on any form of rugby. Strictly an AFL town
Worth the $400, lads?
>>66626805
>why don't they have a super rugby franchise
They don't even know what a Rugby is.
The average South Australian knows about as much about Rugby (either type) as the average Finn does. SA is an Australian Football state like Victoria and Western Australia. The only reason Perth has a Super Rugby team is because of the large number of South African expats.
When Australia is represented in Rugby (Union or League) it isn't really 'Australia', rather just a NSW & QLD combined team as these are the only states where Rugby is played.
This line is slightly inaccurate (southern NSW doesnt give a shit about bogan jump) but it is more or less accurate: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barassi_Line
forgot image
>>66626805
Adelaide anon here. Literally Nobody likes rugby here.
Traditionally, as far as football codes go, Rugby is popular in Sydney, Brisbane & Canberra. Australian Rules is popular in Melbourne, Perth, Adelaide, Hobart & Darwin. There's enough people who've moved from Sydney & Brisbane to Melbourne to support a Super Rugby franchise, and there's enough ex-pat South Africans in Perth to support one there. Adelaide doesn't have many people moving here from Rugby places, so there's no need for a Super Rugby team here.
>>66626856
>Adelaide anon
>in /rug/
are you lost, anon?
>>66626833
>paying actual money to fuck a fat woman
just go to a bar & buy the local whales drinks. you'll save a couple hundred, at least
>>66626861
I think there are still some people that scroll the front page
>>66626861
Just passing by on the front page of /sp/, anon.
Back to /afl/ I go.
>>66626786
ben smith is likely to be cleared to play
>Do the elite ladies players really deserve such a sharp increase in pay? I'm all for growing womens cricket and like most products it requires some investment to get off the ground, but I fail to see how increasing Ellyse Perry and Meg Lannings pay packet achieves that. As it stands womens runs at a substantial loss at all levels so from a market economy point of view I fail to see how the elite players warrant a pay increase when they aren't generating the revenue. I think the money would be much better spent by increasing the funding in the WBBL in order to improve the professionalism at that level as well as trying to increase participation rates more broadly.
>The WBBL has been the real success story of womens cricket, not the Southern Stars, so I think it is the former that should recieve the funding.
You see krazykuck, this is why you had to settle for a postgrad to compensate for a lack of job offers before being forced to accept a public cuckvant job.
Go Canes
convenient page
http://www.planetrugby.com/news/team-tracker-super-rugby-round-7/
>following me into /gur/
knife your sausages Stats"man"
>52-10
Whoever you are quoting spelt receive incorrectly
GOATy GODja made statscunt lose his mind again lads
Yesterday I faced the judiciary for the first time in my rugby career. I am incredibly disappointed with my actions. I endeavour to play the game I love in a way that reflects the kind of toughness and decency I think rugby can teach us.
On Saturday night I did not live up to those standards, placing Michael Leitch in danger by binding on his neck in a maul. It was not my intention to hurt Michael, but in these sorts of circumstances it is not intention that matters. I am grateful that World Rugby and SANZAAR are concerned about making the game safer for all of us.
I would like to take this opportunity to apologise again to Michael. And to apologise to the Chiefs, Brumbies and all those who follow rugby. I'd also like to apologise to my team mates who I will let down over the next few weeks while suspended.
Dave
>>66627092
>I faced the judiciary for the first time in my rugby career.
Didn't he face the judiciary during the WC for stomping somebody's head? It was bullshit that he got off lightly then. Sick of this dirty cunt.
>>66627092
what a cucky cucklet
>>66627092
>he wuz a good boy, he dindu nuffin
Nearly got his own shit snapped up by Nadolo though
>>66627092
He punched someone in the face a few weeks ago and got away with it
Daily rugminder Basedvid Hughcock could take your girl if he wanted, but he wouldn't because he's a top bloke who treats everyone with respect.
I show my gf pictures of BASEDvid THICKcock before we fuck to get her started
>>66627092
god what an insufferable maggot
Tickets for the England Tests on sale tomorrow lids
>>66627854
Thank you Mr Australian Rugby Representative (ARR™)
>>66627872
The Tests are being played in small stadiums (Suncorp being the biggest) so these will actually sell out so pre-booking is actually necessary for once.
>>66627092
He punched Palu this year, with a pretty half-hearted right and got away with it completely.
To be honest though, fuck Palu. He deserved it for being possibly the most useless forward Australia has picked in the history of the game.
>>66628252
Dean Mumm
hi guys
>>66627092
I honestly hate this cunt
>I didn't intend to hurt someone, so that's why I choked him and ignored his hitting to stop
He's a two-faced cuck.
>>66630288
hey dude whats up?
>>66632843
Not much. I'm nice and warm in bed and don't want to get out. Last I checked it's 5°C here
>>66632947
fug, still have one more class today, wish i could stay in though.
Felt like shit for the most part of the day.
>>66633062
That's no good. I have to get up work starts in a bit over an hour. I wish I could stay at home looks like it will be a nice sunny day
>>66633713
That always sucks, its terrible when its nice outside and you have to do work.
>>66627092
Cheating cunt.
He coulda doid.
Life ban i say.
>>66633799
Depends on the work my american friend. I worked one summer at a boat rental place on a lake and it was the best summer I ever had.
>>66633713
You'll feel better when you get up and moving! If you have any problems at work, let us know!
>>66633713
Get up you lazy shit.
>>66633956
that sounds absolutely based, i believe one my favourite summers working is when i was a camp counselor.
The overly non-chalant conversations i had with some the kids was weird. I could literally gossip about the other counselors with one the kids, it was funny.
soft cunts
>>66634064
Always wanted to do camp counselling in America for a summer! I know a qt that did it and she had a great time, didn't earn very much though.
I am very interested in going to an American city for my elective (study abroad as part of uni) next year. Could you recommend a fun, studenty town which is by the beach? I'll be there for about 6 weeks.
>>66634374
Florida Atlantic Coast University, UCLA, and or USC all come to mind.
And yah we didnt get paid all to much, but spending the summer with a qt as my camp counselor partner was v nice.
What are you wanting to study?
>>66634485
Those sound great, will look them up
haha I already study at uni and the elective scheme is used so universities don't have to teach us for a term and we get to go travelling. Can go anywhere in the world but people have died on their electives going to third world countries to save the crippled orphans. I'd much rather chill on the beach with some american qts and eat american burgers.
>>66634643
with FAU, the dorms are literally built on top of the beaches, and with USC and UCLA, you just run the risk of actually living in L.A.
>>66626833
Is that how much her dinner would cost if you took her out?
Springbok Cornal Hendricks is retiring from rugby at the age of 27 due to heart problems.
Lads just got back from the physio. Got the all clear to start running around on the field again. How quickly do you think I'll do my shoulder again?
>>66639430
>nz flag
>chance of seeing contact
hmm I'm gonna go with "never", for three pies and a chuppa chup
>>66627092
LITERALLY A BIGGER CHEATER THAN MCCAW
The /masters/ is literally going to be more interesting than the matches this weekend lads.
>>66639666
I have no idea whether that's golf or tennis
>>66639666
Trips of truth
I'll still watch my countries teams because I have mates from all over and it's always a good piss up
>>66639473
Your right mate I didn't get this injury on the feild in contact
Who was I trying to kid
>>66640017
get some mammoth shake and SMASH it
>>66617134
Can it be retired players? Stirling Mortlock is a top lad.
Got 7(seven) tickets for the Englel Test
Only need 4 so some fuckers better buy the others. And if >we cant sell out an England Test at fucking Moore Park then rest in pieces Rugby in this country.
>>66640502
If there's one empty seat I'm blaming you
>>66640502
Where you sat lad? Thinking about heading over to one of the games and got f a m in Sydney as well.
>>66641189
got the tickets in two groups. Couldn't get through on the phone straight away so bought three on one of the side bays. but my dad wants to go and he is a cripple so needs to be in the disabled area (which I had to book through the phone) so got four there and those ones are behind one of the goals.
the general sale opens in a few weeks I think. There's a pre-sale on today. Don't know how many are left but the password is 'GAMEON' if you want to try.
>and got f a m in Sydney as well.
>this flag
course you do m8 :^)
>>66641420
They were born there sadly, but as they say, you can't choose your family!
>>66642029
But when you're a kiwi you sure can choose to move to australia.
>>66643496
When you're a kiwi you can literally do anything you want.
kek
KEK
>>66643903
>although he'd make a handy centre, according to rugby aficionados
>6'1"
>85kg
the absolute fucking state of lelbourne.
>>66643903
Cucktorians are truly pathetic. Clearly jealous with how popular Australian cucketers are with Big and Strong Indians, they are trying to one-up them by getting the handsome and intelligent Chinamen to watch their sport
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/afl/article-3522074/Port-Adelaide-players-names-written-Mandarin-club-broadcast-AFL-games-China-amazing-50-MILLION-possibly-tuning-in.html
>>66644121
>that url
>AFL-games-China-amazing-50-MILLION
>the word "amazing" appears 0 times in the article
Is that just some intern losing his nut over more multicultalism?
>tfw blues
Le avo man is being started as well! How badly are >we going to lose this time lads?
>>66644099
fucking hell I'm 5'8 and that heavy
>>66644250
>"le this is le our year"
Kek at least the Warriors aren't doing too badly over the last couple of weeks.
Fucking Auckland CUNTS
>>66644515
lose some weight fatty
>>66644529
>NZer caring about Plebgue
please don't do this, not here
>>66644241
>P-P-P-P-PLEASE LIKE MY STATE MR BIG STRONG AMERIGODS
Kek.
>>66644575
Aucklanders aren't really NZers †bh
>>66644575
Accept it lad, League will be the DOMINANT code in NZ once they get their 2nd franchise
>>66644593
>nswelsh"men" pandering to victorians
every time
>>66644608
It's the biggest city and capital m8
Take your insecurity somewhere else
>>66644622
>2nd franchise
Was that the absolute retard idea I read about them going to have home games in Fiji etc? Kek.
>>66640113
>mammoth
Heard rumours about this Tbh
>>66644622
>2nd franchise
KEK
Is this that retard who thinks there will be a team in Wellington? KEK
>>66644689
>Auckland
>capital
IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO
>>66644709
>unironically living in New Zealand's Melbourne
>>66644709
I figured you might be a Lellington fag (who else is butthurt towards GOATland?)
Seems I was correct.
>>66644720
Auckland is NZ's Melbourne?
>>66644720
>Melbourne=Seattle=Wellington
memes were a mistake
>>66644720
>unironically defining your cities by their equivalence to Australian cities
fucking state of it.
St.George Queensland Reds team to play Highlanders
7:45pm, Saturday 9 April, Suncorp Stadium
1. James Slipper (C)
2. Andrew Ready
3. Greg Holmes
4. Cadeyrn Neville
5. Rob Simmons
6. Hendrik Tui
7. Liam Gill
8. Jake Schatz
9. Nick Frisby
10. Jake McIntyre
11. Eto Nabuli
12. Anthony Fainga'a
13. Samu Kerevi
14. Chris Feauai-Sautia
15. Karmichael Hunt
16. Saia Fainga'a
17. Sef Fa'agase
18. Sam Talakai
19. Ben Matwijow
20. Curtis Browning
21. Scott Gale
22. Sam Greene
23. Ayumu Goromaru
>>66644894
>1. James Slipper
Kek
Well there goes the one good thing the Speds had going, their scrum
>>66644837
>Music - 11:12 - 11:18
gonna be a tight 6 minute set lads
>>66617134
13's gotta be AAC, then you'll be part of the Gits, AAC, Mitchell brodown
>>66626833
worth $400 not to have to fuck that whale
>>66628252
>>66628280 - this cunt beat me to it. Palu is only the third most useless cunt on his own team thanks to Dean Mumm and Paddy Ryan
>>66644894
>Nabuli
>Kerevi
>Feauai-Sautia
>Hunt
Where do the reds find this endless parade of useless darkies?
>>66645156
>that one Speds supporter last week who was UNIRONICALLY suggesting Hunt should be in the Wobbs
kek
KEK
>>66645208
>lying on the internet
I invented /rug/ and am here all the time and no one has ever said that Hunt should be in the wobs.
>>66645260
>archive down
ree t b h
>>66645260
based goosey
>>66644593
W.w....we have states to Mr.USA
Please like me senpai
>>66645277
>implying goose invented /rug/
nah m7. Only a based muscular elite anon would start /rug/.
![11242544_791318494333317_4893243460227685179_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hVwvnFS.jpg "11242544 791318494333317 4893243460227685179 n[1]"){kind=small}
>you will never be this irrelevant
australia blown the fuck out
>>66645762
Of course New Zealand exists.
It's a state of Australia.
http://www.austlii.edu.au/au/legis/cth/consol_act/coaca430/s6.html
>>66644720
Is Melbourne bad lads?
Kind of fallen hard for a girl from there
>>66645874
its much better than auckland to be frank
>>66645874
>Kind of fallen hard for a girl from there
>Cucktorians now unironically travel to Africa in their search for BBC
top wew
>>66645910
>go to RSA in search of BBC
>BBC wants to move to Australia
>SARU lose another fine upstanding player who should be in the springboks
This triggers the quota.
>>66645910
>>66646005
I'm not black, you mongs
And I've already played cricket at provincial level, so I fit in with your national sport
>>66646026
>cricket is australia's national sport
>this superficial understanding of australian culture
Our national sports are racism and thai food you fucking kaffir.
>>66646026
>country is 90% black
>"i-i'm not black I swear :("
kek
What's the capital of Thailand?
>>66646051
Quinton Decock
>>66646051
Bang cock
*punches you in the nuts ;)*
>>66646051
Slap knob.
>>66646042
>>66646045
>mad cos we stealing all ur women
How does it feel to be cucked
>>66646063
good post
Anyone know the number of the Australian Immigration department?
>>66646106
1300 651 251
>>66617134
Os du Randt has bought me a shot once at a bar.
I bought him a shot and talked a bit and when I left he said where are you going? If you buy me a shot I buy you one.
Such a top lad, proud Cheetah and double world cup winner
>>66646106
https://www.border.gov.au/australian-border-force-abf
unironically that is what theyre called now
they are the rugby league fans of the public service
>>66646254
>LEE FUG LEE BUGPEE BEEB XDXD!!!
Contain yourself, maggot.
>>66645874
Any time you see a pro-illegal immigrant protest, 9/10 its in Melbourne
>>66646347
t. bogan
>>66646347
t. Aucklander with a hyphenated surname
>>66646347
t. Solomona Tautolo
>>66646347
t. Wavell graduate
>>66646347
t. Soali'i Toaafau
>>66646366
>>66646382
>>66646397
>>66646405
>>66646415
more sad than amusing
>>66646433
t. Va'alangi Tupou
So ill I can't even taste my breakfast lads :(
>>66646488
>waaahhhh i can't taste muh kidney and blood!
>>66646518
>be Australian
>pour bowl of spiders for breakfast
>>66646518
>>66646522
FIGHT
>>66646522
t. Waleed ibn Muhammad
>>66646488
the ol toast sandwich not doing it for you lad?
>>66646488
Have a cheeky kebab and ask the man to make it so hot you will need to change your plumbing afterwards.
>>66646348
so you think its bad idea lad?
*farts*
poopeelia on pooicide watch
>>66646569
>Irelel
>>66646347
t. Lefani'i Tuifalangi
fuck lads fresh snaps straight from the presses
>>66646646
sick digits my friend
>>66646646
>these are 10/10's in Poo Peeland
o i am a laffin
>>66646680
>coconut enthusiast
>>66646680
>coconut enthusiast
Should link her to /nrl/
>>66646685
You should message her bro
>>66646537
t. Chang Mlatic
>>66646680
>coconut enthusiast
What did she mean by this?
>>66646561
No, I was just telling you about cuckbourne
>>66646692
t. Sitaleki Jia-Tomoloolu'a
>>66646706
t. Jiao Ching Pao
this 't. name' meme is a bit shit lads
>>66646702
I'm a white guy living in Africa lad, I literally get cucked in every opportunity of advancement because its the law.
Thank God majority of our women are still extremely opposed to dating black guys and its not seen as some defiant taboo shit like the Americucks
>>66646646
Where do you even get these?
Also don't tell me you're that one faggot who thinks the blonde is better
>>66646726
t. newcunt
>>66646728
Have you ever seen a white lass dating a kaffir?
>>66646706
t. Abdul al-Cronulli
>>66646726
t. Fetu Puleleiite
>>66646728
>tfw see 2 swole black saffers at my gym all the time
>tfw they both have high test white girlfriends
>>66646754
t. 9gag
>>66646733
The thighs man
The thighs
And idk I just found their names from Fekitoa's slag and they literally all have public profiles. Not all their instas are public though :/
>>66646754
t. Rajesh Patel
>>66646754
t. Kim-Won Leung
>>66646747
I've seen that ya, but on pretty much every occasion, you can see that its either an extremely ugly girl. I haven't even seen a gold digger go after one desu, that usually is black girls going after old white dudes.
Its still likely to get you ostracized if you openly engage in one in public here. Most first-hand experience I've had at that is seen a white girl completely overlooked and ignored by white guys because she had hooked up with a black guy at a campus party.
>>66646728
t. Njabulo Kwanele
>>66646769
Kek. Literally look at them all individually and the majority are mongs.
Cheerleader effect at its best.
>>66646769
why do you keep posting this picture m8
it's not like third from left is going to stop being the best looking anytime soon
>>66646754
t. Sione Tangatawhenua
>>66646728
Well be prepared to be left for a poly if you're gonna date an Australian girl
>>66646754
t. Joost van der Biljdebergen
>>66646791
She's p cute desu
>>66646805
its actually statscunt
>>66646814
You just replied to statscunt you fucking mong
>>66646824
no he didnt
I think Jeff is scared of me lads. He's been hiding from me ever since I BTFO'd him in the weekend /rug/ threads
>>66646846
>he doesn't know Jeff's gimmick is to only show up on weekends because he has a very stressful weekday job.
>>66646846
fuck up cock breath
Serious Question lads:
In terms of shitposting, are New Zealand actually worse posters than Australia?
>>66646858
t. fake jeff
>>66646857
I suppose dodging WINZ officers is pretty tough
so Jeff=statsinferioritycomplex ?
Anyone going to be at Shadows for Chiefs v Blues? I'm going to show up to drown myself with $8 jugs and embarrass myself in front of first years. Should be fun!
>>66646873
Poo Peelanders are 2 dollar shop knockoffs of premium Australian shitposters
>>66646884
t. Bruce Irwin
>>66646769
Whos far right
>>66646889
Case in point: This clown
I also am an example
>>66646873
Nah, we keep our shitposting confined to certain threads and don't have the numbers or interest to spread it around like Australia does.
At this point Aussies have to shitpost to meet the expectation that they shitpost.
>>66646893
Nazi's are lad
>>66646901
Nazis were closer to centrist m8
>>66646901
t. Tumblr revisionist
>>66646905
proxy off Saxon
guys, this "t.(name)" shit was never funny, I'm fairly certain we could come up with a better gimmick than that
>66646907
Dont be stupid
>>66646846
I'll fucking rek you cunt
>>66646916
"t." is still a good meme
t. knower
>>66646646
Bitch is getting fatter.
>>66646928
HIGH TEST
Going to Shads on Saturday.
Going to show Jeff how a real man drinks.
>>66646921
No, it's really not.
>>66646916
>>66646937
t. newcunts
>>66646937
Yeah nah it actually is.
t. decider
>>66646893
If I actually say her name all these t. faggots will go nuts 2bh
You can find all of them from Malakai Fekitoa's page, think that's how they became our generic half time slags
>>66646952
Alright mate. Thanks very much
>>66646944
>>66646946
Meme-loving fuckwits.
Same calibre as Shitspouter.
>>66646966
t. 15yo
>>66646952
Wait let me guess
t. Kristinaka Culonivonovic
>>66646972
Pure fucking cancer.
Statscunt, you here m8?
Oh wait, of course you are, we all know how much you love shitty as /int/ """humour"""
>>66646900
If by certain threads you mean every thread you happen to be apart of
Daniel, you here mate?
So fresh...
So new...
My darling /rug/
>>66646980
t. cuck
>>66646952
Why do you even care you fucking pussy?
Unless you of course know this girl, but are too much of a beta fucking coward to make a move.
Wait, that's exactly what you are. You want to endear yourself to us and feel vindicated as one of the lads by slagposting. But the second that wall threatens to break down by you having to reveal one of their identities, that facade melts. You're back to being the same mouthbreathing orbiter you always were, forced to defend her honour like a limpdick white knight.
Fuck off.
are we fucking /nrl/ now?
>>66646999
No. We'll never be as terrible or as great as them.
>>66646966
That's some high praise you are bestowing on those lads
>>66646996
BASED STATSCUNTT DROPPING ELITE TRUTH BOMBS ON JEFF
>>66647007
It amuses me that this poopeelian posts with an NZ proxy so that /sp/ will actually read and respect his opinion.
>>66647009
Good post
Good job
Good boy
Jeff is literally slagposter
It's why he goes to shadows every weekend to ""watch the rugby""
He actually is just there to beat off in the corner to barely legal drunk girls
>>66647020
I live in Hamilton you maggot
>>66646996
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
>>>/out/
Jesus fuck there's a fucking /cric/ thread up take your shit back there
>>66647032
Only a retarded poopeelian is dumb enough to live in Hamilton
should i tell fekitoa about slagposter lads?
got his number from a hairdresser
>>66646996
holy fuck lmao
>>66647040
Ive never even been to Australia
>>66647041
Did you get your eyebrows done too?
>>66647041
No. Fekitoa has a restraining order from being anywhere near his ex so he wouldn't be able to say anything anyway.
someone add her we need more photos
https://www.instagram.com/ninagailer
>it's a Highlanders missing half their team in Brisbane game
whelp time for a loss
>>66647067
>3 mutual friends
lads
>>66647074
>no husbendo
JUST
>>66647032
Sorry sport, but of you live in Hamilhole, you've forfeited the right to call others "maggot"
>>66647067
Don't care about her what's the blonde's name
>>66647082
>>66647074
>>66647103
best whitelock
>>66647100
she looks the same as half of instagram just add one of them instead
>>66647114
I don't even have an instagram 2bh
>>66646996
damn bruh
How do you save an instagram photo without print screening?
Cant open the cunts in a separate tab or right click save
>>66647136
view page info
>>66647136
>actually being this fucking inept
>>66647146
>>66647136
like this
>>66647148
>>66647151
>not using FF
>chrome doesnt let me do that
JUST
I'm not slagposter, I just want to make some friends. See you at shads, cheers.
>>66647175
t. slagposter
>>66647151
Why are you saving selfies of Gayde Cooper in bed you effing homo.
>>66647158
learn how to use inspect element then
>>66647175
>posting with the name on a weekday
You're not Jeff
>>66647180
I've always admired you Elitespouter, but don't push me man. I will fucking end you.
>>66647191
I was fucking your mums end on Waitangi day lad
>>66647197
>>66647191
juvenile
>>66647197
>>66647191
>>66647180
>>66647175
you are a pathetic, miserable piece of shit
hang yourself. put your parents out of the misery that they go through everytime they see your wretched face you fucking degenerate.
i'm not samefagging, I swear
Morning /rug/. Got some fresh rage rule for you ;)
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/4dn3jy/when_you_play_football_but_your_mates_rugby_team/
> There are some videos of a REALLY FAST American sprinter, Carlin Isles who joins a rugby team and runs much faster than all the other Rugby players.
>>66647207
>>66647208
>>66647216
The obsession is real lads hahahahahahaha
I'm a faggot lmao
>>66647181
because he's hot af fag
i dropped out of law guys :(
my mum is really angry
>>66647222
Me BTFO. Will I ever recover?
>>66647229
Mum wanted me to be a doctor
>>66647231
Not really m8 hahahahahahaha
The biggest spurg:
Threadcunt or NEETistic Bitchspouter
>pretending to be the guy pretending to be AMS
M. Night Shamalalamalan
why is poopspouter talking to himself lads
did he finally go off the deep end?
Going to Wendys next tuesday to get a couply burgers
This is a really, really awful thread.
This thread is a disgrace Tbh
Completely all new zealand's fault
Never seen a white New Zealanders
>>66647272
never met a nice south african
never met a girl
Never met an intelligent Australian
>>66647268
Pretty much.
Nobody should underestimate how terrible this thread is.
its an episode of nz/cric/ ruins /smug/
>this thread is beneath me
>>66647302
We're holding /smug/ hostage until they improve the conference system
>>66647275
To be fair to us, you guys create an atmosphere where nothing but hostility and shitposting is accepted, so you cooked ur own goose with that statement lad
>>66647318
didnt get the reference lad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxEweP2TiMk
>>66647318
>you guys
it's one or two shitheads m8
>>66647318
LOS FALKIRKS SON ARGENTINAS
>>66647328
Yeah it's you and Jeff
>>66647325
That was truly shit, I couldn't last the whole video, so no, I didn't get the reference.
>>66647332
Thanks, but I'd prefer if an autotext error didn't become one of ur le ebin maymays, thanks for understanding
>>66647358
>hehe it was autocorrect I swear xD
>>66647367
>>66647367
>defending myself on an incognito chamorros bulletin board
sorry m8, not today
>>66646880
I'm going down to the Tron for a law """""""""""""""sports"""""""""""""""" comp so I'll probably end up committing pooicide at all the expectedly smug Chiefs fans rubbing their non-shit tier teams' win in our faces
>>66647378
You're ruining counter-signal memes.
>>66647381
What's wrong m8, did Mkhaya mug you and then shag your missus on the way to work?
>>66647382
What comp is this?
>shit thread
>forced memes
>/cric/-tier shitposting
>shitspouter on turbo
What's become of us lads?
>>66647382
>so I'll probably end up committing pooicide at all the expectedly smug Chiefs fans rubbing their non-shit tier teams' win in our faces
>tfw I will never get sledged if my Super Ugly team gets walloped because Super Rugby literally rates lower than womens cricket in Australia
>>66647392
It's Thursday.
It's like you've never browsed /rug/ in the days leading up to matches.
lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmi3EifYzR0
>>66647413
>based daniel
>>66647426
T-thanks Ivana
y-you too
>>66647436
>you will never have "friends" this based
>>66647388
Log O Wood senpai. Also known as get fucking hammered at Waikato Uni and then experience the "delights" of Tron town
>>66647448
Don't forget to cover up, son.
>>66647493
Don't worry, nearly learned that lesson the hard way at a debating comp in my first year
on the next thread can we please make a concerted effort to improve the quality of posting?
>>66647522
did you apply to work for no monetary compensation lad?
>>66647522
I don't tell you how to talk to your friends.
>>66647522
game thread will be fine lad
>>66647533
You've got it wrong lad, I'm not saying funposting should be taken away, I'm just saying the amount of fucking shitposting that has happened in this thread is too cancerous even for /rug/ standards.
desu, we should all be ashamed
>>66647551
It was mainly you tbqh. You should be ashamed of yourself mate.
>>66647551
>we
>>66647543
If you believe that you have any friends on this board, then you are more delusional than what I originally thought. You belong on /r9k/, you're a disgrace and a menace
>>66647563
But I want to be YOUR friend :(
>>66647563
Everybody who replies to me is a good friend and supporter of my causes.
>>66647103
>siosiu halanukuka
Shane Christie sounds like a good white person
/poog/ on pooicide watch
This was a better thread
>>66651951
Agree new one is an atrocity
official thread lads.
Fuck shitspouter.
>>66652975
>>66652975
>>66652975
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