Super /rug/ Weekend - Round Seven
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>Friday 8 April
19:35 Chiefs v Blues, Waikato Stadium, Hamilton
23:00 Force v Crusaders, nib Stadium, Perth
>Saturday 9 April
5:00 Stormers v Sunwolves, Newlands, Cape Town
19:35 Hurricanes v Jaguares, Westpac Stadium, Wellington
21:40 Reds v Highlanders, Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane
>Sunday 10 April
3:05 Sharks v Lions, Kings Park, Durban
5:10 Kings v Bulls, Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium, Port Elizabeth
BYES: Brumbies, Cheetahs, Rebels, Waratahs
First for this is actually a good op
Picking:
BLUES GO YA BUGGER
Poosaders
Steamers
Hurr
Gaylanders
Sharts
Balls
Who u got /rug/?
What went wrong?
>>66653432
Chiefs
Crusaders
Stormers
Jags lel
Highlanders
Sharks
Bulls
>>66653432
Same as you but fuck the blues so cheifs for that game
NH players that could cut it in Super Rugby?
Faletau could play for the Chiefs or Bumboys or Saders
>>66654399
hey man uncool
>>66654508
Any lad on a national side could hack it. They might fatigue a bit quicker than SH players later into the season because they are not use to the schedule but they could probably do it
>>66654508
bench for the Blues maybe?
>>66654508
Biggar could kick for the Chiefs
>>66654579
Haskell had a fucking nightmare when he played for the Highlanders for a season
>>66654508
Well Freddie Michalak did alright for himself here, he was quite liked at the Sharks too
>>66654984
Based Safabro supporting the official thread.
>>66654984
forgot about Michilak. Remember him in the semi final match against the Stormers and he was quality, completely fucked it in the final.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbF5ubZFO9k
>>66655086
I genuinely cannot stand that Shitsprouter, literally is giving the entire nation of Australia a run for its money, with regards to shitposting, I was waiting for the real thread to come up.
>>66655226
To be fair on him, most of the players were fucked. That was the year where the Sharks scrapped in, flew to Syndey to play the 'Tahs, flew to Cape Town to play the Stormers then flew down to Waikato to play the Chiefs, right? I don't think anyone can be expected to win all 3 of those, was a nice story though.
Personally, I thought Michalak was one of the best players we've had, and he was based as fuck, so cheeky
>>66655226
What do your players do when they aren't playing for the national side? I only really know about club rugby and national rugby over your way
>>66656097
lol I dont know mate Ive been watching super rugby for the last 4 years. Saw some match highlights on youtube once. Woke up one saturday with a hangover so bad I couldnt sleep and watched an NZ derby. Chiefs have been my team since
>Alistair Coetzee will be the new Bok coach
KILL ME NOW RIP THE BIG 3
>>66656291
And theres gonna be quotas
And he's gonna implement some retarded selection policy getting super rugby coaches to pick players
And a bunch of young talent is going to France
And its the weakest set of backs Ive ever seen in a Bok/SA super rugby set up
>>66656424
It's good that the pumas are stepping up to the plate 2bh. SA has been forward strong for a while so that's looking to stay that way
Is this the real thread?
>>66656598
Depends if you want shitposting or rugby
>>66656614
/rug/ with some occasional relevant memery
>>66656424
And everyone is getting injured :(
I'm worried SA could drop down to 2003 level
Talking about backline what is there
9. Reinach
10. Steyn :^) /Pollard/Lambie
11. Mvovo
12. de Allende
13. Serfontain
14. Combrinck
15. Chippy
Not great here, only Chippy would be considered a world class player and he is temperamental, the centers could come good, de Allende is promising but still wouldn't call him a prodigy.
I'd love some outside perspective on the Boks, views by saffers are either >Coetzee or >Meyer (Shouldnt have sacked him tbqh)
>>66656658
Where does Chippy Le Poo play now? I've hardly seen any safa games.
>>66656684
Turban Sharks
>>66656658
Super team wise they seem to be doing alright
So the talent seems to be there. Time will tell, I have some faith they will be a strong team
>>66656796
Here are the conferences though so I guess it's expected those teams have good records atm
>>66656658
Kolbe starting at 10 on the weekend kek
>>66656886
Honestly surprised Jaguares aren't doing well, they've never been BTFO but since they are literally Argentina I thought they would breeze through SA SR teams, maybe the travel is fucking them over?
>>66656909
Is he really, I thought they gave the nod to du Plessis. But wow looking at their FH scenario
> Coleman (out for season)
>du Preez (out till June)
>Lelyds (out for season)
What the fuck is going on?
>>66648294
>RRC is a cheap imitation that was conceived to exclude Celtic teams.
It was the Welsh playing lapdog to their English masters that fucked us all over.
>>66656962
Du Preez had a good first game iirc and to lose him first game in is a massive loss. Most important thing in winning super rugby is a consistent and good 9/10 combination. When your 15s are playing at 10 you have issues.
>>66656614
kys original ams
>>66656962
I thought they would do a lot better too. I suppose the players aren't use to travelling so much. Probably not use to performing every week either. I would say it's a huge learning experience for them but they have been disappointing. Hopefully they make some changes to their methods and have a mid season comeback and shake things up a bit
>>66657033
What Stormers need at FH is a conservative and experienced 10 who has a cool head and deal with pressure, can keep the scoreboard ticking over; they need someone who has won multiple SR titles ,various other domestic championships and multiple international honours.
>>66657138
> the stormers need to go even more defensive
morne you cheeky cunt
>>66657176
sorry m8 ROG hasn't won super rugby, domestic championships in multiple countries or any relevant international honours
>>66657165
>morne
>defensive
good meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AkWcWAyluU
great now we have two threads ree
get your shit together you four
>>66659288
Where abouts is that mate?
>>66654508
James Haskell played for the highlanders in 2011 didn't he?
https://streamable.com/7iap
>>66659202
Ice Ice Baby hasn't played since round 1, and I'm pretty sure Cariente86 and KurlteyGoodes only signed up last week.
>>66659749
They did and I'm hoping to remind them but in Cariente's case I haven't seen an argie flag for a while..
>>66659772
Well it's about 10:00pm in argentina right now so chances are he's not going to make any tips before the games start.
Force -> Western Sydney
Brumbies -> Townsville
>jags match at 4:45 am
Yeah, nah. You might just be lucky enough to not see the meme depressed argie around. He's fucking insufferable.
>>66659143
Incorrect.
We have a super /rug/ thread, and some abortion called /smug/
>>66660472
Good. Will probably have stopped watching by the time they start winning lots.
>>66660472
>yeah nah
Good Kiwi lad.
Why is NZ rugby journalism so dire lads? These guys are the big 4 in the scene and they're all shit.
Gregor Paul. Moved to NZ from Scotland and has been a born again AB fan ever since. He's like the stereotypical "every AB is the bestest there ever was" poster.
Chris Rattue. Started supporting AUS when Henry was reappointed as AB coach. Has a big grudge against pro-Henry players. He's like the stereotypical "McCaw is a cheating thug"poster.
Mark Reason. Moved to NZ from England and has hated the ABs with a vengeance ever since. He's like the stereotypical "global reffing conspiracy to let ABs cheat" poster.
Tony Veitch. Beat his wife into a wheelchair and then later paid her $100k to say she fell down the stairs. He's like the stereotypical "fukin aussies i smash u. quade is a grub boo" poster.
>>66660520
Correct
>>66660618
>Kiwi
>>66660768
>(You)
>>66660819
Have a (you) yourself lad
>>66660722
It's not just rugby journalism it's all reporting of any type. Everyone is pandering to a particular crowd to maintain a readership / viewership
>>66660722
NZ """""journalism""""" in general is fucked. Can't expect the rugby writers to be much better. Rattue and Veitch are the worst though. They've got an annoying bitterness to their writing. Really, really shitty commentators.
>>66660866
We have a new wave of refs coming through at the moment. Here's hoping there is a bit of a sweep of new blood through everything
>>66660839
Cheers.
>>66660866
Not only is Veitch a terrible journo, he's also a terrible human being.
>>66660985
I wouldn't hold out too much hope. Kiwis have always been pretty average at reffing. It's weird, Kiwis do well coaching and playing, but reffing has never been a strong point. You'd think with how many people watch and understand the game here we'd produce some better refs and commentators.
We're probably too one eyed though.
>>66660722
>you now realise that every kiwi /rug/ poster is either a Veitch or a Paul
>>66661059
Yea. He's always been an annoying tag-along, fan-boy kind of commentator to me. Even when he did Game of Two Halves he fucked me off, and he was just the host. The fact he managed to worm his way back into being a hack journo after his 'indiscretion' shows how weak NZ's journalism game is.
>>66661122
Neck yourself cunt.
Which one was that?
>>66660722
>reading sports journalism
Literally why. No seriously, why. What is the point, ever.
>>66661473
Veitch.
>>66661186
Unfortunately NZ broadcasting has so little space that its basically who you know: Veitch, or how many dicks you've sucked: Melody fucking Robinson.
>>66661554
There's nothing wrong with sports journalism that is analysis or reporting a story. Sports opinion journalism is gash, because it's a gang of old boys who know less than me telling me why the all blacks are good at rugby.
Best NZ rugby commentator is unironically Tony Johnson. Sumo's a bit too forced for me.
>>66661653
Sumo reminds me of Vince McMahon back when he was a wrestling commentator.
When he gets excited he sounds like one of those old air raid sirens winding up.
>>66661732
He's quite good; he just needs to dial it back a bit. Too much Kiwism for lack of a better word.
>>66661649
Yeah that's kinda what I mean. Reporting sports news is fine but fuck me I don't know why anyone reads opinion columns. Or why they even exist, for that matter.
>>66661762
This.
If he dialled down the Kiwi colloquialisms, he'd be ok.
>>66661614
I would unironically rather listen to Melodie Robinson than Veitch.
>>66661762
Would rugby be better if Jim Ross commentated it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxMc8NmJHYg
>>66662308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ1um-j1svQ
>>66656424
>South African Rugby dying
>Australian Rugby dying
literally New Zealand winslol: the hemisphere
>>66662308
THERE'S STONE COLD
>>66662361
that was true without either of them dying
>>66662792
i mean its just going to get worse
>>66662308
BAH GAWD
Yes it would.
>trying to watch these ads but a basketball game occassionally keeps interrupting them
You'd swear american sports were perfectly designed around showing max ads
Evening lads, just finishing up at the office for this week. Looking forward to a feisty derby tonight! Let's hope Damo can get that consecutive tries record, but as a neutral I'm really just hoping for a fun and exciting game!
>>66663401
Most of the people who watch superbowl only do it for the ads and half time show tbqh.
>>66664432
playing league of legends all day in a different room of the house doesn't make it an office.
>>66664432
>as a neutral
cancerous south islander.
fuck off we're full.
Morning lads
Who /Eventhoughshittyfixturesgonnabewatchinganyway/ here?
Reminder that Falkirk belongs to the Argies.
BRONCOS prodigy Caleb Timu has been poached by the Queensland Reds who have snared a bruising forward likened to Gorden Tallis.
News Corp can reveal Timu will put pen to paper with the Reds within days and could be wearing their jersey within a fortnight.
Timu, 22, is highly rated at Red Hill. As a teenager he was the best backrower in his age group but left the club to do a two year Mormon mission.
He returned this year and while he impressed in trial matches has been unable to crack the NRL team.
Timu will leave Brisbane with the club’s best wishes as he will be playing first grade at the Reds well before he would at the Broncos.
He is likely to play outside centre at the Reds where he can use his athletic 110 kilogram frame to batter opponents.
Brisbane are yet to formally grant Timu a release but it is expected to come next week and he will continue to play for Intrust Super Cup side Souths Logan this weekend.
Timu is close with fellow Missionary Will Hopoate.
The Ipswich raised forward detailed his Mission work to News Corp earlier this year.
His proudest moments were helping drug abusers overcome their addictions, heavy work for a man just out of his teens.
“The mission was a goal I had since I was young because I wanted to sacrifice to help other people,” Timu said.
“It taught me to think about others. It changed my outlook on people and I realised everyone has a purpose and I needed to be more selfless.
“We have restrictions to help us focus. I wasn’t allowed to watch television (and) only was able to email my family once a week and call twice a year.”
>>66665134
Working on my weekend car, might angle the tv so I can see it from the garage.
>>66664432
You gonna be at shads m8?
>>66665140
>buying another coconut outside back
breh.
>>66665134
yeah that sounds about right for me m8
i think the jags/canes game could actually be pretty exciting tho
hong kong
oooo get soon
>>66665610
Get it for /rug/ lad, we have faith in you
Get must be smugkenzie.
>>66665680
>>66666666 get
>it's some spastic kiwi memery
Japan v Brazil
where is the resident Hue
almost here lads
pretty sure some brazilians players will commit suicide after rio
get for a Blues win tonight.
Hey Faggots,
My name is Quade, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was vice captain of the football team, and starter on the Wallabies. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
sharks vs lions??
who can win???
FT Japan 36-0 Brazil
>>66666122
B/a/sed Nihon
Fire up lads, ebin get incoming
>>66666176
>suddenly peru is hear to bask in a brazilian loss
lel.
>>66666116
Should be a close one, going to go with the Sharks purely cos of homeground advantage
reminder.
Are we in a meme drought lads? I can't think of any good memes that have come out this season.
>>66666381
see op idiot
>>66666426
Since when is Kaino tickling Cruden a meme?
>>66661653
I unironically like Justin Marshall's commentary
/rug/ runs /sp/
sheeiit
>>66666666
>>66666882
er did it get deleted?
>>66666938
yep mods deleted it.
sad day for spee tßh
>>66666971
it was a good call
>>66667040
what was it?
gets havent been relevant since scripts were invented to be frank
>>66667053
weeb shit.
sad as fuck.
>>66667053
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/66666666
>>66667066
whats scripts preshuss
>>66667081
ugh.
Queefs or Pooz lads?
>>66667151
B L U E S
L
U
E
S
>name a kid Ocean
>he gets aggressive brain cancer
poetic
>>66667151
Queefs
Literally only watching to see how bad the rape is.
Powerhouses of rugby Mexico and Chile in a close one at the 7's.
Anyone at shads?
>>66667361
me lad
>>66667361
ill swing round for a pint when the cumsaders are on lad
>>66667361
Nah I'm at archive lad but I've got a tinder date later so I'll probably go to cobbler for that.
>>66667361
nah mate, Taphouse Avondale
>>66667361
Kua hinga he tete kura Shadows ka ara ano he tete kura
>>66667458
Charlie Ngatai get off your phone and warm up please.
reminder https://www.instagram.com/ninagailer/
Blues 38 - Chiefs 14
Supporting the queefs is as good as living in Hamilhole aka Hamilton meth mouth capital of the world aka Hamilton STD capital of New Zealand aka Hillbilly faggots
>>66667471
>https://www.instagram.com/ninagailer
pretty average lad
>>66667471
1. Who?
2. Account is private.
>>66657138
Lel Peter Grant when?
The problem with the Stormers is they grind out these defensive wins.
I'm the Cheetahs supporter living in Cpt - going to Newlands for the rugby is dour.
>>66667525
I feel for you lad, mostly because you live in CT
why aren't you at work?
>>66667544
>working
>in CT
>on a Friday
Oh I am laffin
>>66667555
Fair enough, I've had to deal with a few places in CT before, and more times than not I end up redoing it all. You're not a very clued up bunch
>ywn have waikato levels of mana
>>66667576
Yeah it is quite an adjustment - from Bloem desu
But Joburg is a weird place - everything is so disconnected - like if you stay in Midrand that is where you stay and you'll never go to Rosebank and so on and the houses are built like prisons.
Will Shitspouter recover from having his shitty thread btfo lads?
Rugminder that Falkirk is rightful Argentinian clay
Imagine having to live in fucking Hamilton
>>66667511
Is she kiwi?
Everyone remember that thick kiwi chick that I was fucking? Good times.
>tfw work computer has no sound so can't hear justin marshall say boomfa
Fuck sake, Blues struggle to clear their lines without Visinias big boot
>>66667643
>an overweight Kiwi girl whoring herself to foreigners
There's a surprise.
>>66667654
Ranger will just have to run it.
>mfw kiwis call their inside centre a "second 5"
>2 fives adds up to ten
LGTSS
>kiwi mathematics
>>66667656
>overweight
nice narrative there Puleleiite
>>66667665
>mfw australians are dumb and gay
>won the lost 9
kek
KEK
>>66667665
>first five is 10
>second five is 12
>2(second)+10 = 12
makes perfect sense lad
>>66667665
Actually second five eighth.
>>66667678
That's not what the telecast just had on the on screen graphic lad.
>>66667590
desu I hated that place with a passion, so glad I got out of CT, was a waste of 2 years. Kinda liking Joburg life lad, but to each their own.
How long were you in Bloem for? I was there for literally 2 weeks for a rugby festival and I couldn't handle the place anymore
>The 1903 All Black captain, Jimmy Duncan, is credited with coining the name five-eighths when he decided to take a player from the forwards to add to the backs. The backs at that time consisted of two half-backs, three three-quarters, and a full-back. As the additional player stood between half-back and three-quarters, Duncan came up with the term five-eighths according to the fraction between them.[2]
>The player at five-eighths, also known as the five-eighth,[1] could take the ball back to the forwards or pass it on to the three-quarters.[2] This backline innovation occurred before the split between rugby union and rugby league in Australia and New Zealand and the term is now commonly used for the five-eighth position in rugby league football.[6]
Pretty basic stuff 2bh.
>>66667471
Daily reminder that blondes are better.
>>66667694
but her face
>he's been in very good form Sam Cane
Fucking invisible?
>>66667665
halfback = half = 4/8
first five eight = five eighths = 5/8
centre = 3/4
The terms existed before the current rugby numbering system.
Fuck the Queefs.
>>66667687
>so glad I got out of CT
wut. In what fucking way is Joburg better than CT
He's out.
>>66667641
I KNOW RIGHT
LOL JOKES I AM IN HAMILTON
>>66667707
Less AIDS.
>>66667697
Probs a bit much face paint, but aside from that it's all good!
>>66667694
yeah nah
cunts who prefer blondes have no nuance to their taste in women
real pleb shit
>nothing to be smug about
looks like it's gonna be a realtime night for the blues
ree
ITT: sad kiwis posting ugly chicks that won't talk to them.
>>66667717
theres more blacks in JHB so thats not true
>>66667728
Chiefs can only beat us in slo-mo 2bh
>chiefs
>>66667733
>posting in a local derby thread
>not even from the same country
>>66667701
not him but can you explain im curiuous
>kfc ads around the ground
Is NZ made of memes?
>>66667733
You a bit lost mate?
@66667740
autism
>>66667707
The people in Cape Town are utter shit, no one is genuine. Everyone there is quite happy to have the blanket pulled over their eyes and act as if they're the high and mighty.
I have laffed so hard at this whole shit that has transpired there as of late.
CT is the equivalent of Melbourne, from what it sounds like from an Aussie perspective
WTF fucking cheating Queefs.
Card that cunt REEEEE
>cheats
OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF
>Cone
Daniel knows that Nina slut irl not kidding
he couda tried
Penalty try you fucks
>>66667748
This is the worst post Ive ever seen on this shithole
well done
>>66667769
lmao, maybe in real-time
>up and coming debutant
>he gives himself a concussion in his first or second game
how many times has this happened
what the fuck is going on
this is NFL-tier shit
Where's that pussy Francis from?
>>66667786
Blues inside centre thought he was a prop and could clean out putting his head first into a ruck
>>66667789
England
>move to nz
>clean out ruck
>snap spine
Daily reminder that no team in world rugby will EVER have the level of mana that the Chiefs have.
>>66667361
I'm in the bog lad
>>66667748
not sure why you would care about a few liberals. I just wanna get the fuck away from these blacks
>>66667791
so get him the fuck off the pitch
fuck unless he has literally snapped his neck or spine this is unacceptable
>>66667803
cheeky ecky lad?
>>66667800
>who are the Maori All Blacks
>who are the All Blacks
>who are the rotorua boys high school 1st XV
>>66667805
He's in a coma.
umm how did Cane get away without a card?
>>66667811
Yeah cheeky shelves with the boys haha
>>66667687
I was in Bloem for 9 years - varsity and work afterwards. I like Bloem easy to make friends and the people are genuine if you know what I mean.
Like CT has lots to do and you can really come here and be/do what you want to and if you are willing to try new things you will be surprised. But it is hard to make friends and there is some arbitrary divide between some Capetonians.
I would probably adjust to Joburg life but whenever I'm there it feels disconnected and so.
I was there twice this year for work and I had lunch in Merlose Arch vs some burger joint next to the highway on the way to Lanseria and the burger joint was much better than Melrose Arch.
>>66667805
He's dead you dickhead
Fucking Kaino why did he hold onto that for so long instead of getting rid of it when the maul was obviously easily defended
>>66667815
Piss poor reffing. Yet again.
>>66667816
ref has a tenner on the chiefs
>wasn't here for the GET
JUST
>unironically being dicked by the blues scrum
PATHETIC
>>66667818
Melrose Arch is just a place to be seen to be honest, I agree with you that its a shitty place. And I understand your perspective, if you live in the north subrubs of jhb, there is literally no reason to leave it.
>>66667804
Emigrate lad, its the only way
>>66667834
Someone linked the archive - Peru scriptfag posting weeb nonsense
>>66667849
>>66667818
>>>/int/ to be frank
>It's a Merhts is drunk episode.
>>66667854
/rug/ is basically the only place that Saffers ever meet m8. Let them be.
>>66667860
have to be drunk to watch this garbage lad
might have another
>>66667853
Ignore goatposting
Do not respond to goat posts.
>>66667868
I'm going to ask the Bar staff at shads to switch over to Jono and Ben
Flashes of Individual Brilliance: the Team
Oh it's another Cane has blood on his face episode
How was Sam Cane ever tipped to be the next McCaw? Fuck he's unironically awful.
cane on karma watch
>>66667884
hi daniel
Karma, Cane you cheating fuck.
kek losing to the blues
enjoy your wooden spoon chiefs
>>66667886
>daniel
>on smug
pick one
>>66667884
savea will probably get picked now unless cane makes a massive improvement
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LMAO THIS REF
>>66667886
Fuck off loser.
Is there anything better than the sound of cow bells at the rugby?
I literally cannot think of anything better.
this ref is a shocker
>>66667870
I just browsed through /cric/ (arr eye pee) and some kiwi just posted a comment and he had like 7 comments calling him statsgod - how do you know who he is or what - I have heard he is a "personality" but how do you detect him?
I'll take your advice and stop replying to goatposter.
>>66667893
>blues clearly offside
>missed about 5 knock ons
>>66667896
the sound of never actually having to meet or hear you speak in person
>>66667892
Not if he makes the Rio Sevens squad.
>>66667900
It's him replying to himself. Go back and check. The replies will be one minute apart.
>>66667900
All 7 of those replies are statscunt replying to himself.
The post you just replied to is statscunt.
I thought you were smarter than that saffabro
>>66667905
this.
>>66667892
Hansen loves Sam Cane. Thinks he's the next McCaw
>>66667896
The sound of your shitty thread dying.
>tfw no wins or gf
>the blues
I didn't expect anything different but still
>>66667896
We.
Are.
Red.
S M U G incoming
>Stephenson
What a fag.
Charlie Ngatai for ABs centre against Wales
Nothing say wanker like making a signature move pose at the camera after scoring a try.
How did he miss that obstruction?
not so smug
He looks like your stereotypical bully but sounds like a good friend
https://streamable.com/gb61
He's such a shit kicker lel
>mckenzie is a good kicker
Go on, kill yourself.
Getting sticky date pudding and vanilla ice cream at half time lads
ranger should be a loosey
>>66667956
If you're talking about Ngatai's step, there was no Blues near enough to make a tackle anyway
Reminder that Auckland invented this kind of dominance back in the nineties.
>>66667967
>>66667969
Fucking dynamite with ball in hand tho.
>>66667967
Kicking goals is for yurocucks anyway la
>>66667972
>not having fejoa crumble and cream
Tis the season
>>66667920
Oh lel, reading back in a thread is harder than reading the thread in real time.
Why do Sanzar nations have so many pseudo trips?
why do i find myself enjoying mackenzie more and more despite how shitty he is as a player
>>66667965
>looks like your stereotypical bully
>getting bullied by a <6', 85kg nerd
backs pls go.
>>66667984
>Why do Sanzar nations have so many pseudo trips?
because what else are you supposed to do while "watching" cricket
>>66667979
Agreed completely, but so many casuals on the internet are saying he should kick for the ABs.
70% right now which is a career best for him.
>>66667985
his meme potential is through the roof
>>66667984
/cric/ is pure cancer m8.
>>66667989
his appearance not his build
>>66667985
>smug
>Aryan
>manlet
3 for 3 in the meme department, whats not to enjoy?
>>66667982
>$12.99 at new world
Fucks sake lads
>>66667997
Need Soap at first five and kicking I think.
>missing the high tackle right in front of him
shoulda gone to spec savers
Blue to make the semis next year I reckon. I am liking the improvement week to week.
>>66668011
>Aryan
He literally played for the Maori All Blacks
>>66667984
Easy way to spot new cunts is the ones who get upset about hansdsome and muscular pseudogods
>>66667997
>>66667979
He's got a great instinct for spotting the gap.
He doesn't need to be a goal kicker, just good enough coaching for tactical kicking for returning a high ball. Add that with decent physical conditioning and test experience in the black jersey, and you'll have a proper successor to Ben Smith
>>66668015
Also nice that he plays week in week out with Aaron Smith. Helps the combo.
>>66668012
>buying fejoas
Mate....
>>66668015
This. Soap at 10, le Smug Man at 15, and maybe put Husbendo on the wing?
>>66668029
So did Aryan GOAT Ihaia West
>>66668038
>you cunts in charge of knowing how to spell feijoa
We don't even fucking have them here are I know how to spell feijoa
>>66668036
>>66668043
Definitely.
Fuck J Savea too. Fat shit. Give someone else a go.
>>66668038
Could probably source some from the neighbours.
>>66668043
memekenzie on the wing lad
ben is the better defender
>>66668035
>Ben Smith
I reckon FB is his (smug man) best position
>mfw the AB's field three manlet memers as their back three
We have a feijoa tree that hardly produces. Bit of a disgrace.
>>66668068
Gotta piss on it regularly
Source: i worked on an apple farm a few summers back
>>66668066
>South African man doesn't know about the AB's manlet quota system.
>>66668066
?
But Ben Smith is a FB
Remember 3 seasons ago when Stephen Luatua was good?
What a time to be alive.
>>66668068
>feijoa tree
lel cocunut the plant
>>66668066
the meme factor is just as important as any of the other "intangibles" a player can bring to the squad
100% serious about this
Fuck me lads, the Deak's new album is based
>cane offside again
should be carded
>>66668085
Blues are pretty much down to one All Black.
Can we talk about how well Webber is playing? Absolute machine this evening.
make sure to vote
http://strawpoll.me/7311681
>>66668090
Post your scarf collection
cowbell btfo
>>66668100
No.
>>66668090
is /mu/ leaking? Did you write on his card?
Does Cane have a good game if he concedes less than 10 penalties?
>>66668083
No smug man's best position is FB like Bin Smuth and not FH
>you'll have a proper successor to Ben Smith
I can see how I didnt make that very clear.
>>66668099
#2 after a.smith
Perenara had gone Kerr Barlow mode this season
>>66668123
>tfw perenara was almost as good as smith at one point
>>66668104
>tfw no scarfs
>>66668114
Unfortunately not
>>66668090
Murray Deaker?
>>66668099
Yeah he's really good. It's a shame he fucked up in the match they gave him against Samoa last year or we might have seen more caps.
Liking him more than Perenara and Kerr-Barlow at the moment.
http://strawpoll.me/7311681/r
blondefag getting btfo
>>66668115
>this one sheepshagger who is triggered by Cane for reasons unknown
Cane>Neck
>>66668129
>scarfs
The state of education in this country
Mckenzie getting manlethandled
wasnt a maul though, refs been shit against the chiefs all nights
>>66668126
>>66668136
Perenara was never on Smith level. Always looks like a deer in the headlights in big games.
Yea it was a real shame he didn't have a great game, he's easily my first choice after Smith and light years ahead of TKB.
>>66668142
could be worse
>>66668142
Both are correct idiot.
>>66668142
I wasn't wrong m8
http://grammarist.com/usage/scarfs-scarves/
>>66668154
Sperglord wankspouter on suicide watch (just kidding, no one would care if he opened up a few veins).
>>66668154
>>66668163
>>66668159
KEK I can just imagine all of your obese frames lunging over your keyboard to ask what the correct spelling is into google
Oh shit Road House on 4.
>>66668151
Te Toiroa Tahuiorangi looked really good for the NZ u-20 and for Taranaki. But the Canes haven't given him any game time so far.
He has potential.
>>66668170
Can't imagine you being anything but a massive faggot
>tfw sitting in my office, watching people in the pub across the road, streaming the rugby, drinking a crafty and chatting with a solid 8/10 about a date we're going on tonight
I legit hope I get to put my will in her lads. Had a lot of very unsatisfying sexual encounters recently.
>>66668187
Me BTFO.
Will I ever recover?
>yfw the force game in a few hours isn't shit for once
>>66668173
>Te Toiroa Tahuiorangi
>New Zealand
>White
>>66668188
Bruh I feel you on that one! Had a tinder over last night and goddamn was she a starfish. I mean sure I'm probably barrel scraping at 11:30pm on a thursday night, but she was a solid 7.5/10 and a 2/10 in bed.
>>66668201
te. australia
Rugby and wine? It's as clear as jizz
Only two hours and 17 minutes till the CruBASEDers come on lads.
Kentucky burger and mashies coming back to KFeCes next week lads
Ngatai/Fekitoa with Crotty on the bench imo
Am I the only one who hates this new theme music for super rugby?
What happened to the guitar riffs from last year?
B E A V E R
E
A
V
E
R
>>66668241
its fucking shit
Beaver
>>66656291
>>Alistair Coetzee will be the new Bok coach
>60% black players quota
RIP SA rugby
>>66668205
I've had 2 in the last 3 weeks.
First one was a lot bigger than she looked, and just didn't seem to give it much, the other was just awkward as fuck.
BEAVER FEVER!
>>66668241
DEW dew dew DEW dew dew DEW dew dew DE-DE-DE-DU-DA-DE
>refball
Chiefs are GUARANTEED a 3 try bonus point tonight
>>66668241
i can't remember what this year's theme is.
old one was good though
BANANAI
N A N A I
B L O O S
L
O
O
S
kek
KEK
K E K
Where were you when the BLUES beat the Queefs?
absolute real time doozy, that one
nice """"tackle"""" smugkenzie
NANAI!
Chiefs going to win?
Nanai
Is Malani Nanai related to Tim Nanai-Williams?
pooden is absolutely furious lads
Hamilton women on getting beaten in the kitchen watch.
Are the Chiefs finished?
>>66668285
is Morne Steyn related to Francois Steyn?
Blues fired up
SMUG ABSOLUTELY EXPOSED
>Chokes
FUCK YEAH BLUES
Peespouter on pooicide watch
>Chufs
fuck me west is so shit.
Seriously look at where he's standing every phase. He's ridiculously deep.
Smoke your p pipe to that you smelly hillbillies
>smallkenzie
>>66668312
>>66668314
would be great in the NH desu
should take the frenchbux and retire early
Dairy farmers btfo
>>66668295
I seriously thought they were when i was in school.
>20,000 people went to see the Queefs get BTFO by NZ's worst team
Those Ioane boys are gonna make good ABs in a few years.
Try #3 incoming lads.
TJ just BTFO every other super nation hahahaha.
>>66668337
>le rio meme means he'll leave before the playoffs
just fuck our all blacks pedigree up family
>>66668324
Is supporting the Queefs a mental illness?
Farmer suicide rates would suggest yes.
Chiefs will still win with a bonus point.
BASED CRUDEN
CRUUUUUUDEN!
The meme is over lads
>spotting a chink in the defence
Lel
Who else here more testicles than Cruden?
>the state of the mckenzie meme
>Misskenzie
0 (zero) out of 3 (three)
Lions fag reporting. Was at the Saders game last week.
tfw Crotty cucked us
quite smug for 0/3
What a game
>>66668360
...Is it Mike Leitch?
>NANAI TRIES SOME FLASH SHIT
>GETS SODOMIZED
>>66668377
>Chiefs could have the lead right now
>>66668382
Akira or Rieko I think
why is Misskenzie kicking instead of Cruden?
Mckezie showing his manleticism. I guess we al know now that Ngatai keeps this backline ticking
>>66668388
Didn't want to risk Cruden's leg after that huge injury last year.
Is Mackenzie the world's most dangerous attacking fullback?
>>66668402
Donald should kick
>>66668412
>What is Ben Smith
>>66668421
newfag
>>66668419
Me and your mum kicked it last night, son.
>LE FUGG LE CHIEFS
ABC's BTFO
ITT we guess how salty Rattatue is going to be in the morning about the Blues competing.
TAMANIVALU
>>66668427
>Being this scrappy against the fucking Bloos
(You) on pooicide watch
>>66668427
Onyam8
>kicking as of right now this season
Barrett 67%
McKenzie 68%
Sopoaga 81%
>chink moot ruining my rugby funposting
should off himself to be frank
>>66668441
Should get Donald to kick
post yfw the highlanders lose to the reds tomorrow.
Someone should make a DOOM Mckenzie with his smile and his kicking stats covering his face
>that terrible ppoos linespeed
Has anyone ever realised that Renee Ranger has a girl's name?
Fucks sake
>>66668473
It's REEN RANGER you complete fuckwit.
This replacement hooker for the Queefs is so shit
BRING BACK ELLIOT
>>66668477
kek
beaver back on lads
>>66668442
this
>>66668473
>Renee Ranga
the fuck is with all the injuries this season
harden up pooftas
Has anyone ever noticed that Renee Ranger has a girl's haircut?
>Reeee Ranger
>>66668495
Has anyone noticed that you're watching a foreign country's local derby?
>>66668491
Should start wearing pads and helmets
McGOATzie
>>66668506
>he only watches rugby that involves teams geographically located near him
>he didn't watch Japan v South Africa because he's not from either of those countries
>he doesn't realise he's talking to the man who invented /rug/
I literally and unironically feel sorry for you
>>TKB playing flanker
What the fuck am I watching?
What was that fucking mug thinking with that shitty grubber Jesus Fuck I'm sickbofvthis shit
game of the season so far?
I don't watch South African teams but theyre all shit so I think we can safety rule out any games involving one of them
>>66668530
cripple fight
Is Ihaia West the poor man's Quade Cooper?
> Kerr Barlow having his best game at flanker
kek
>>66668530
Elite tactics to be honest pham. Get an extra speedster on the field for a few minutes.
Flankers LITERALLY do nothing anyway.
>>66668528
>man
Blues to score an 81st minute length of field try, Ioane brothers then fuck off to sevens and Blues finish last.
>frantic pace of this game
yeah maybe, but nah because it has been 120 fucing minutes and we're still not done.
HAHAHA ABSOLUTELY SAVAGERY FROM MERHTS.
Why does this thread have more posters and more replies than /nrl/?
>>66668552
>I can't sit still for 120 minutes
No wonder NZ is so dire at test cricket
>>66668552
bloos threw it
>>66668552
Its this ref. He keeps blowing time off for 10 hours every set piece. The injury took awhile but he is making it 10 times worse
>>66668558
All me on proxies †bh
Good morning /rug/
>That one guy
Literally why
Stupid fucking farmer.
AVO AVO AVO
Alright gg lads I'm off to kill myself.
>>66668577
he's a bloos fan tbf
Kek where did all of the latte sippers run off to?
Jeff on pooicide watch
someone remind me why i decided to support the blues
Fucking Lurch looking motherfucker
Nobody rang for you Brodie
smug cunt just fucked up my perfect bru prediction
meme status restored
smug avos all round
time for some based a(utism)-league
some based hamilbro glass the ref for me lad
>jamie nutbrown
did I hear that right? he's the ref?
>>66668603
Nutbrown had a great game you sperglord.
>>66668597
This is your daily reminder that the queefs got cucked by the Lions in their own back yard
Bonus point who fucking cares when you're at the bottom of the fucking table
Quick reminder that /rug/ got BTFO by me AGAIN
>>66668349
>>66668608
The one and only
>>66668615
sympathetic gesture made to honour the memory of South African rugby 2bh
>>66668615
>South african rugby
>relevancy
Pick one.
>His team nearly lost to the Bloos
Bitchspouter BTFO
>>66668566
>those two guys who picked 9 point difference on pooicide watch
LGTSS
>the fucking state of Jeff
Based on all the tips this week is predictable as shit
>>66668624
kek bad scrum half but is he a good ref?
>>66668635
>>66668632
don't fight it. embrace it. 1995 WC was years ago m8 move on
Immense games from Retallick and Cruden. Graham will get an All Black call up. Mckenzie was decent overall, but had a few spaz plays. TKB looks much better at flanker ;)
Not too sure on Cane yet
kys James Parsons you fat useless cunt
>>66668657
Can't speak for his skills as a ref in general but he had a shocker tonight
how long till the cumdrinkers game lads
>>66668660
There are like 2 of us here lad, don't fight battles on your own, call for blackup
>>66668676
bong and a half
>>66668660
We moved on by winning back to back World Cups. Something you'll never ever ever ever have the opportunity of doing.
>>66668682
why the shit timezone
>>66668676
CruBASEDers in one bong 17 bings
Hong Kong sevens is on still lads if you need something to watch
>>66668694
Perth the bane of fun and happiness
gooooooool
>interview with Tana after the game
>yeah, it was disappointing to lose, but at the end of the day the important thing is that everyone out there played with good mana. We'll have a hui during the week at the wharenui and work out where we can improve our ihi. We were a bit taihoa in defence and we didn't treat the ball like a taonga, but you have to have wehi for the way the chiefs played. The Kaimatua of this team really need to stand up next week and make sure they are putting in their best for this hapu.
>>66668680
make that three
im not blekup
>>66668694
because we big boys
>>66668693
>meme'd your way to 2 WC
must be nice having the refs sucking Cheaty McCuck's chode on a weekly basis
Lads I just pressed 001 on the sky remote and the sevens isn't on, should I call Sky and ask what's going on?
>>66668730
055 lad
>>66668729
>but m-m-m-uh cheating!
LMAOing at your life m8
>>66668741
you know it's true kiddo
>>66668680
>blackup
`Cheeky
>>66668528
M8 the Irish invented /rug/. I thought you knew this.
