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How can one city be so bad at every single sport this year? At least they have college apohoop lmao
>The Red Wings and/or Flyers will make the playoffs
Can't they just be contracted or something in the next week?
>rags
>putting french fries and cole slaw on a perfectly good sandwich
>yinzers
>>66581809
Atta boy, Finland. What kind of rum? I'm a Kraken man, myself.
how much use am I gonna get out of this, this year?
This is a good thread
>Pittsburgh Pieces
>not pretend
>cuckadelphia
Shit team
Nigger fans
Shit city
Shit franchise
When's the last time the shittsburgh buttpirates won the world series?
>>66581900
Depends how many edits you have since I'm going to post it before you every time
>>66581897
Kraken for me too m8. Pretty based
>>66581935
and an NBA title
Pittsburgh didn't know what hockey was until 2006
>Philly hate thread
>No Orson Welles
nigga, you had one job
>tfw no canadian teams
Can we just take a moment and laugh at them again?
>>66581935
This is a hockey thread. Whats funny is that its more recent than the flyers have won a cup. Or the eagles won a superb owl.
>1975
>19never
>filthadelphia
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>66581954
>liking Reddit-tier "humor"
pls die
>>66581974
Too busy keking at philly desu
>furcuck
>tfw no cats gf to clinch a playoff spot with
>>66581988
>OG /sp/ is reddit
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FILTHY IS THIS MAD
>>66581988
>hating on rebbid
c'mon it's CURRENT YEAR!
playoffs?
>>66581996
Now turn the ruler around and measure from 0.
>>66581995
>not doing both
>>66581983
>furcuck
nigha eagles gon rape yall mufucggin ass real talk nigha mufucka. what da fuck man my nigha
>>66581988
>being this new
Orson Welles has been a fucking staple in all Philly hate threads for years now.
>mfw the only "fans" the nofanthers have are finnish bandwagoners that were wild "fans" last year
>>66581998
>>66582039
McJuggerNuggets and EatDatPussy445 are enough reason to hate Philly
>>66581983
>Sam Bradford led eagles
>Worst team in NBA history
>literal who baseball team
>Flyers best player is a literal ape
Holy shit, how does philly not commit mass suicide???
>>66582039
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA look its a nigger
>>66582039
semmoset simpanssin defenssit sieltä :D menikö mokkakikkelillä tunteisiin :D vitun tuhkakorva eikö äly riitä seuraamaan kunnon urheilua :D repesin IRL kun kelasin et tommonen laku-valdemar kirjottaa tämmösiä viestei sormi suussa kun ei oikeen oo aakkosetkaan hallussa :D
>>66582055
How is your team doing this playoff season?
>>66582062
>>66582062
Claude Giroux is an ape?
>>66582099
pretty good, blackhawks fan here
might cup again
How's you day /hoc/
I'm enjoying the beach
>>66582111
Thats the only statement you disagree with?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE WHOLE CITY HAS GIVEN UP
>>66582129
Nice. Where at
>>66582129
Not bad, watched the Hawks' game, had roast beef.
>>66582129
Watching Mild clinch while drinking, playing adventure capitalist and masturbating
>avs
>>66582129
hope your drown dickface
>>66582062
1. Sam Bradford isn't a rapist
2. How many NBA titles does Shittsburgh have?
3. When was the last time the Buttpirates won a playoff game much less world series?
4. Giroux is our best player and cindy crosby is his prison bitch
>>66582055
The bandwagon's great. A few years back, on a good day, you'd only see like two murrican and one finngolian cats fan on /hoc/.
>>66582121
>canadian
>blackhawks
hahahahaha
>>66582184
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW MAD YOU ARE
>>66582201
Country: 3 gold medals
NHL team: 3 cups
You: upset
>>66582204
predictableandboring.bmp
>>66582184
>giroux is better than Simmonds
Do people actually believe this? Giroux has almost no impact.
>>66582288
>anyone on the flyers better than giroux
Am i getting memed here
>>66582275
I-IM NOT MAD PHILTHY IS GREAT FOR SPORTS. IN THE PAST 35 YEARS OVER ALL 4 MAJOR SPORTS WE HAVE WON ONE TIME
ONE WIN ONE WIN ONE WIN ONE WIN
>>66582017
Double d's confirm
>Avs
I've become so numb
hell low my intrenett frieds! my team won teh governors trohpy all ready. I am scored 45 goals adn I will win anothre Morise "missile" tropy this year. Ar yuo proud off my achivemets my good cmorade? This is th yeer we win Stalney kup.
t. Aleskandr Oveskskin
Thank god the Avs suck so much, because the Wild are shitting the bed
>>66582318
Nigga those are at least E's
>>66581842
Toronto?
>>66582308
Giroux should be the one they call ghost. He is a shell of his former self, and the complete opposite of clutch.
>>66582129
Bretty gud, worked all day walking around these dank woods.
>>66582359
May as well accept that you're in for a first round cock-slapping
>>66582418
Nah, the Wild usually end up with a first round upset, then get raped by the blackhawks
>>66582398
>my
>>66582387
Toronto has 2 teams and philly has 4. 2 of phillys teams finished in last place this year which is 50% so unless the laffs finish worse than the oilels philthy is actually worse. Its gonna be close but laffs wont be last
>>66582171
It's okay dude I get it
You've never seen a beach before
>>66582404
>you now remember when Giroux was described as "one of the best players on earth."
WEW LAD
>>66582147
Huntington Beach
>>66582476
>nba
>bestiality and big black dicks
Not surprising.
>>66582476
>has tons of cuck webms saved on his computer
>calls others cucks
>>66582504
Um don't you mean THE best
>>66582338
I just want you to know that I really enjoy these posts and have capped every one so far
>>66582523
You have 10 seconds to tell me why the Penguins wont win the stan lee
>>66582570
>Caps
>Kitties
>Shorks
>Dulass
>Kongs
>>66582594
That was 68 seconds tho
>>66582594
>Kitties
>Shorks
>Dulass
WRONG
>>66582338
>Maurice Missile Trophy
Goddamn it, I laughed.
this is so funny
>>66581842
>FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM ALL TO THE CROSS>FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM ALL TO THE CROSS>FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM ALL TO THE CROSS>FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM ALL TO THE CROSS>FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM ALL TO THE CROSS>FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM ALL TO THE CROSS>FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM ALL TO THE CROSS>FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM ALL TO THE CROSS>FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM ALL TO THE CROSS>FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM ALL TO THE CROSS
>>66582594
>Capitals
>Panthers
You can't be serious.
wew lad, I see that philly hate has been piling up for quite a while
>>66582622
stop looking at your cock
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT
>FILTHADELPHIA
>FILTHADELPHIA
>FILTHADELPHIA
>FILTHADELPHIA
>FILTHADELPHIA
>FILTHADELPHA
>>66582642
>NAIIIILED TO THE CROSS
>NAIIIILED TO THE CROSS
>NAIIIILED TO THE CROSS
>NAILED TO THE FUCKING CROSS
QUICK
WHICH TEAM HAS THE MOST DELUSIONAL FANBASE IN /hoc/
Just a warning lads
>>66582693
it's a tie between the >rags & cryers tbqh
>other generals literally cannot stop being obsessed with us
>>66582696
Learn to read Muhammad it says /hoc/
>cricket
>>66582694
Bring it on, faggots.
WITNESS ME
>>66582696
Nothing
But
Apes
>>66582723
Are we, dare I say, the bulls of /sp/?
in honor of >Philalelphia should we bombard cuckhoop with memes?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA FAGGOT
I'M JUST WAKING UP FROM THE FOOD COMA THAT I SET INTO YESTERDAY AFTER MY DELIGHTFUL BRUNCH. THE EGG HUNT OUTSIDE WAS ESPECIALLY ENTERTAINING. THE PHILADELPHIA 76ERS TEAM PULLED UP IN THEIR BUS TO JOIN IT, BUT HAD TO SIT OUT AFTER BEING UNABLE TO LOCATE A BASKET.
>FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS >FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS >FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS >FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS
who /wrestlemania/ here
>>66582694
no one listened to sad, lonely, cuck anyways
>>66582763
t. cuckposting samefag
Fuck off
HOO BOY, THAT FOOD COMA IS COMING BACK WITH A VENGEANCE, FOLKS. WHILE I PASS OUT, I'LL DREAM BACK TO SIMPLER TIMES, LIKE THE SPRING OPENING OF MY THEME PARK ORSONWORLD.
IT WAS AN EXTREMELY FESTIVE TIME. WE CELEBRATED EAGLES HEAD COACH CHIP KELLY'S BANISHMENT TO THE OTHER CITY OF BROTHERLY LOVE.
>>66582689
why is this a meme?
>>66582779
The lad has been spamming every thread with that post now.
I love you /hoc/ I'm not ready for another meme war
WE ALSO WITNESSED THE DEDICATION OF SEVERAL NEW PIECES OF ARTWORK THROUGHOUT THE PARK.
THE FIRST WAS A 100:1 SCALE REPLICA OF AN ANUS, TO REPRESENT THE MOOD OF THE CITY AS A WHOLE.
>mfw Wild will clinch today
Avalels btfo
>>66582802
>>66582808
lol you so mad
>>66582775
>half naked, sweaty men rolling on a mat
it's time to come on out, famerino
THE OTHER MAJOR ART EXHIBIT IS A TRIBUTE TO PHILADELPHIA SPORTS. I ASKED THE ARTIST I HIRED TO CREATE A DISPLAY THAT WOULD BECOME SYNONYMOUS WITH THE HISTORICAL AND AVERAGE PHILADELPHIA SPORTS FRANCHISE.
PERSONALLY I'M A BIT DISAPPOINTED AT THE RELATIVELY TAME AMOUNTS OF FLAMING GARBAGE.
>>66582835
what? I want to know if it is indeed from a thrash metal song.
>>66582017
Who cares, they will never beat a team from the West
OVER THE WINTER, WE ALSO RECREATED AN ACTUAL CITY BLOCK OF PHILADELPHIA, COMPLETE WITH SLUMS, FRIED CHICKEN SHOPS, LIQUOR STORES, AND CHEESESTEAK STANDS.
VISITORS ARE ENCOURAGED TO JOIN IN THE INTERACTIVE EXPERIENCE AND THROW SNOWBALLS AT THE RIDERS TO SIMULATE PAST HALLMARKS OF THE CITY'S HISTORY.
>>66582815
>>66582841
You're killing me. Well done.
>>66582809
We need all >our lads to stand together in the face of memeversity, son. Do your duty.
Why did he stop the cuckposting
>>66582830
If they lose 3 straight to Ottawa, Detroit, and Winnepeg I'm gonna be pissed the fuck off
WE ALSO INSTALLED AN EXHIBIT THAT ALLOWS GUESTS TO SIMULATE A PHILADELPHIA EAGLES PLAY. THE FIVE COASTERS REPRESENT THE OFFENSIVE LINEMEN, AND THE BOX OF GLASS BEHIND THEM REPRESENTS QUARTERBACK SAM BRADFORD.
HERE COMES THE SNAP...
>filthy
THE PLAY WORKED TO PERFECTION! THE OFFENSIVE LINE COLLAPSED AND THE QUARTERBACK WAS SACKED.
EAGLES COACHES HAVE ALREADY COMPLIMENTED MY PARK'S DESIGNERS FOR THEIR AMAZING DETAIL TO REAL-WORLD ACCURACY.
>>66582841
>>66582886
Started weak, but these two are fucking fantastic
FINALLY WE TAKE A LOOK AT THE CREAM OF THE CROP, A GUIDED RIDE THAT TAKES YOU ON A TOUR OF THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES SEASON.
FANS LINED UP ANXIOUSLY ON OPENING DAY, CLAIMING THAT THE RIDE WAS THE BEST ITS EVER BEEN, SURE TO WIN AWARDS, AND MAINTAIN ITS MOMENTUM THROUGHOUT THE COURSE OF THE EXPERIENCE.
LET'S SEE HOW THEY FARE ONCE THEY'VE SETTLED IN AND FACED THE ELEMENTS
>>66582886
> behind
> it's in front
>>66582908
there was a thread a few days ago, he is probably copying from the archive. The thread was a collection of reposts as well.
JUST AS I SUSPECTED. THEY CAN'T JUMP OFF OF THE RIDE FAST ENOUGH, MAKING IT A PERFECT SIMULATION OF THE PHILADELPHIA BANDWAGON COMPLEX.
D-CELL BATTERIES AND VOMIT INDUCING LIQUIDS ARE AVAILABLE FOR THEIR PURCHASE AS YOU EXIT THROUGH THE GIFT SHOP.
Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my permaban. I shall take no gf, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at /hoc/. I am the >rags in the darkness. I am the memer on the general. I am the shield that guards the realms of memes. I pledge my life and honor to the Meme Watch, for this night and all the nights to come.
>>66582941
pasta or not, this has genuinely made my night better
>>66582965
;-;7
>>66582774
>FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS >FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS >FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS >FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS>FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS >FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS >FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS >FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS>FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS >FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS >FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS >FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS>FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS >FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS >FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS >FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS>FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS >FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS >FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS >FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS>FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS >FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS >FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS >FILTHADELPHIA >NAIL THEM TO THE CROSS
>>66582965
Dog bless you
>>66582997
>>66582965
to arms! we must defend hoc!
http://www.imgur.com/account/hocmemedatabase/albums
http://www.imgur.com/account/smukanok/albums
>>66582965
And my >laffs
you autists are as bad as the spammers tbqh. try discussing hockey.
Some Wongs fans on my twitter were all upset that they had to root for two of their rivals today in the Blackhawks and Pens. Since when are the Pens and Wings rivals? Are these faggots really still ass blasted about 2009?
>>66583144
Stamkos has a lot of goal points this year
>>66583153
How about 2009 when they beat us to win the cup you casual
>>66583194
>yuliafag is also an underaged /b/&
who could have guessed
We /meme/ now
>Flyers state at the beginning of the season that its a rebuilding year
>Still probably make the playoffs
They weren't even supposed to be in the picture, and still have two of their best acquisitions in the minors.
>>66583194
Truly Aryan.
>>66583194
You're even worse than the spammers. I wish you'd get permad
>Wild about to lose 3 straight
>still going to make the playoffs due to the Avs incompetence
>>66583225
Nigger detected
>>66583208
>>66583225
and you love cuck porn
>>66583218
god bless.
>>66583209
>implying we weren't always
>>66583216
this tbqh, provorov and sanheim are way better than memebear
>>66583235
central isn't quite as good as everyone thinks they are. the top three teams are elite but the rest are pretty fucking terrible.
I wish the jest had made it tbqh, they're pretty fun and their fans are top meme
rate my dinner lads
how can you duck """""fan(s)""""" stand these announcers? jesus
>>66583380
blood clot/10
>>66583380
bloood clots/10
You gonna die
>>66583380
>that lettuce
>fresh
lmao
End 1st.
Stars 0 - 0 Ducks.
>>66583395
panthers are worse IMO
must be a no fans thing
Chris Thorburn looks like Hammurabi
>>66583380
That sandwich looks like ass, pham
>>66583395
They're fine, only problem is John Ahlers seems to lose his voice a lot
>Texas voted for this
You're a blight on the country, secede and become part of Mexico already
>>66583457
How would one know what Hammurabi looks like? They didn't have photography back then, you know.
>>66583497
>BLOTS
>CLOTS
>BLOTS
>CLOTS
>BLOTS
>CLOTS
>>66583483
you could say that about most historical figures, genius
>>66583482
>analheim already has become a part of mexico
>tries to say based texas needs to join them
we voted for el rato as a joke to the country
>>66583483
Statutes fäm
>>66583514
despite stammer being out 1-3 months at least it brought this meme back. theres good in every situation
>>66583538
Good point there, I forgot about that.
>>66583543
>mad at clots
>>66583543
>your average publix manager just has slim jims lying around in the office
wew enjoy getting carjacked
>>66583531
Real funny "joke"
>>66583607
Yup! BTFOing Drumpfcucks is fucking hilarious!
>>66583538
statues are terribly inaccurate and look the same based upon their time period. All egyptian pharoahs had the same beard, even the women and hairstyles and eyes were always changed. After alexander the great s ridiculous amount of statues of other people had his hair because it was so damn pretty. It took centuries to get to the skill of realism and it didnt stay in style very long
>>66583543
>not knowing how to change a tire
Why are women so completely fucking useless
>>66583543
He's not even handicapped
>>66583620
>actually using this unfunny slimy limey meme "Drumpf"
you really have to go Garcia
>>66583622
>mad at statues
>>66583650
"Drumpf" actually sounds very funny, especially when you know it's that wacko's real name.
>>66583482
>California bashing ANY state for who they voted for
>>66583677
Oh, and his face looks like a color-by-numbers drawing.
>>66583677
Wow, so his great great grandfather followed proper immigration protocol and anglicized his name? What a loser, LOL!!!
You're a faggot
>>66583693
Right back atcha, Drumpfcuck!
hee hee!
>he might score before the avs
#btfo
>>66583681
This disgusting rat is worse than any other previous candidate, and California is about to give the only non-establishment cuck yuge, high energy delegates
WHEEL
WHEEL
WHEEL
just give us the fuckin' cup already
>>66583790
when is malkin back?
"Quackmire"... Razor, you kill me sometimes.
>>66583806
hopefully in time for the first round, but i honestly think we'd be able to pull thru w/o him if need be
Jesus that Copp goal was a beauty
>Roussel can't buy a call because he's such a massive flopping faggot and everyone knows it
>the minnesota mild
>>66583895
That should've been a 4-minute minor for high-sticking on Fowler with the obvious injury to Roussel, but the refs are doing home-cookin' for Anaheim.
http://www.broadstreethockey.com/2016/4/3/11357118/flyers-vs-penguins-recap-battle-of-pennsylvania-isnt-fun-anymore
>isn't fun anymore
hahahahhaha
>>66583918
No, it's because Roussel is an infamous diving goon and no one likes him, he'd need to be decapitated to draw a call, and for good reason
>>66583945
>Anaheim
>calling anyone else infamous diving goons
Pot, meet kettle.
Did Roy pull the goalie yet
>>66583954
Yeah, I know, they give Perry the same treatment
>>66583924
their tears are so fuckin delicious
>habs call back John MVP Scott
Bout fuckin time, aye.
>mild
>Dullass pp
SCARRRRRRRRRRRR
>>66583693
>falling for reddit trolls
>the minnesot4 mild
>stars on PP
>give up 2 shorthanded breakaways
"""""cup""""" contender from the west gents
We were raised
With the stick
And a pair of blades
On the ice we cut our teeth
We took our knocks
In the penalty box
Our mother was the referee
This sport was here
Before we came
It will be here when we're gone
The game's in our blood
And our blood's in the game
Lay us down under
A frozen pond
We will fight to the end
We will stand and defend
Our flag flying high and free
We were born the child
Of the strong and Wild
In the State, the State of Hockey
A big blue line runs around our state
A line that can't be crossed
The day they try to take this game
Is the day the gloves come off
We will fight to the end
We will stand and defend
Our flag flying high and free
We were born the child
Of the strong and Wild
In the State, the State of Hockey.
>losing to canadian """"professional""" hockey teams
>The wild who just beat the chicago blackhawks has now lost to three of the worst teams in the league.
Will the mild be swept in the first round?
bigger collapse: ruins or habs?
>>66581983
Holy shit this rekt lol
>>66584129
Habs, and I say that as a habs fan
>>66584126
They'll upset Dallas in 6 games and then get swept in the 2nd by the blackhawks, happens every year
Preds clinch the 7th spot with a wild loss. Id rather see the Preds/Kongs as the first round match up. Predators have played the Kongs real close.
>mild
>>66584100
Every time i see this, I come closer and closer to cringing right out of existence.
>Stoner being high as fuck 3x on the same play
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>66582882
btfo
End 2nd.
1-0 ANA.
Which eastern team will choke hardest? No matter who does, it'll be pretty embarrassing.
>>66584141
>They'll upset Dallas in 6 games
Remember when people said the Mild was a top 5 team?
>>66584219
I'm confirmed for pissed the fuck off
>>66584282
We all know it's going to be the caps. It's preordained at this point
>>66584282
did he die of blood clots?
Stop calling us a fucking meme, it's pissing me off.
>>66584315
While that is annoying, you know that saying that here just encourages them, right?
>>66584315
>no defense
>finnish goaltending
top meme
>>66584315
Youre a fucking meme
>>66584315
first day, friendo?
>>66584315
biggest meme team. then bolts
>>66584337
>>66584348
>>66584361
See what I mean?
>>66584361
>you're
It's your anon
>>66584315
meme
>>66584391
[spoiler] I've taken some bait, haven't I... [/spoiler]
Dullass should just play 5 man D when they're on the PP :^)
>>66584399 (You)
No, its You'r.
t. Professional Meme Team
>>66584399
Shut up pablo
>>66584423
BEST TEAM IN HOCKEY
>>66584450
word
are stars fans worse than rags fans?
>>66584466
Digits say yes
>>66584466
Hard to tell. The whole >Who can stop us
is probably posted by dank memers as well as Stors fans.
Both groups of fans think they have elite tendies though lel.
>>66584466
now? yes
last year? no
TWO SHORTIES LEL
>STORS
>Stars
they'll elect not to go man up at this point
why?
>Dullass pp x2
LMFAO
>>66584305
Your mom's vag is clotted with blood
>stors in charge of powerplays
How can one pp be so shit?
>>66584466
>Call's team a meme
>Gets mad when people post about the team
LITERALLY MAD AT MEMES
>be Stars
>give up shorthanded goals
stars only redeeming quality is >finnish goaltending
otherwise they are shit and will get swept in the first round.
Holy shit even when they're a man up they can't defend
What's the best possible SCF match up hoc?
>>66584544
Wild-Panthers
>>66584529
>finnish
>goaltending
hahahahahahahahaha
>>66584544
Ducks/Panthers
>>66584544
Define best
>>66584544
Preds/Islels
>>66584544
Predators/panthers stan lees kitty cup
>>66584544
blues caps
>/hoc/ when Dallas wins
>quiet as fuck
>/hoc/ when Dallas loses
>DURRR LE FINN DINN GOALTENDING XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Can't wait til we win the Cup and you faggots go back to /r/hockey
>>66584544
ducks/pens - battle of the flightless birds
>>66584607
This 2bh
>>66584544
canes
>>66584608
you aren't even a stars fan
stop the shit b8, loser
>>66584608
I've noticed the same thing, anon.
https://twitter.com/MikeChambers/status/716824276490321921
roy strikes again
>>66584608
>Finnish goaltending
>>66584633
ducks can fly m8
>>66584656
He's not wrong. 40 would be ok but just a 30?
>>66584656
Absolute madman
>>66584656
he's right. What Duchene did was laughable.
>>66584663
>>66584681
well, shit..
>murican education system
>>66584633
Nigga u dumb
>Dullass
How can one team be so caca doodoo shit guys?
>>66584544
Dallas caps
t. Wings fan
>>66584633
holy shit dude
>>66584608
Hurt feelings. Flyers have a general named after their loss
Suck it up
>>66584696
At least your not afraid of recognizing it.
>>66584544
ducks bolts
>>66584559
bettman would literally kill himself
>>66584633
Where the fuck do you live
lmfao stors!
>>66584633
>ducks
>flightless birds
>>66584305
He died of exhaustion from whooping that ass up and down the ice
>>66584777
imagine the ratings lel
>tfw
>our year
>>66584781
PA, never seen a duck fly in my life
who would've guessed i'd learn something on spee
FAKSA!!!
2-1 ANA.
>>66584847
Haven't you seen mighty ducks? Were you just confused as hell when they did the "flying v?"
>>66584506
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>Be Ontarian
>Go to grade 13
>Be Ontarian
>Raise drinking age to 35 to keep all the alcohol away from highschoolers
>Be Ontarian
>Cheer for the Toronto Maple Leads
gg ANA
Sharks vs. Rags in the finals
what happens?
>>66584315
>scores on themselves
>doesn't understand why they're a meme team
>>66584847
I'm in PA and ducks are fucking everywhere. Do you not see them migrating every year?
Last 2 digits is how many total goals the wild will score in a 5 game sweep of the stars
>>66584879
Im going to get my grade 10 frig off randy
>>66584904
Lose 4-0
Win 1-0
Win 1-0
Win 1-0
Win 1-0
I could see it happening
>>66584904
>win games 1,3,4 all 1-0
>lose game 2 7-0
Lol
>stors
Scoring on themselves
>>66584904
>score 4 goals
>win 5 games
ABSOLUTE.
ASTRAL.
MADMAN.
>>66584864
believe it not, i haven't.. inb4bully
>>66584899
all birds look the same hundreds of feet in the air
>>66584947
>win 5 games in a series
welcome to this country pinder raj
>>66584959
or not*
that speaks to how observant i am
>>66584959
If you think that's crazy, listen to this - fucking seagulls can swim like 20 feet down under water to catch fish.
Is this nigga really defending ducks not flying?
>>66584967
>thatsthejoke.jpg
>>66584974
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
>>66584981
go away ape hoop
>>66585002
Where did you get apehoop from
what does it mean to be a Good 'Ol Ontariah Boy?
>>66584544
dallas / caps for high scoring fast games
chicago / new york for ratings
sharks / panthers for le cinderella story meme
>scoring on yourself
Stars have gone full meme
>>66585026
>kongs / bombston for a boring ass trapgame fest that ends in a boxing match
>>66585018
i assume the 'nigga', nigga
>>66585049
>Minny/Bawwwwston
FTFY
>>66585024
elite at hockey
big dick
rek small yuros daily
Friendly reminder that the Kings had NO FANS before 2012
>>66584959
Theyre the ones that say quack
Reminder that everything bad that happens the Tampon Gay Clots is revenge from the hockey gods for being the worst fanbase in the league.
>>66585138
This
I cant wait for stammer to leave and those cancerous "fans" to go back to whatever they did before 2013
>>66585177
>Rays are shit
>Bucs are shit
>Bolts are a meme
They deserve everything tbqh.
>>66581842
Can anyone legit explain to me why this team is not spelled Phlyers?
>>66585138
Out of all the teams to hate, why them?
>>66585213
I don't even give a shit about the actual team. If anything I like the Bolts because Steve Y is running the show there and he saved >us. It's the fan that are massive faggots.
>>66585213
One word anon one word
>>66585138
>>66585177
>implying >we're worse than >rags or delusional Canadian faggots
>>66585197
Pretty used to suffering desu. That won't stop us from memeing.
>>66585227
You're way worse than the >rags.
Even the orange picker fucked off when he realized nobody in /hoc/ liked him/
>>66585221
>it's the fan
accidentally nailed it
>>66585227
U rike deh hocki
>>66585227
way worse
somehow more cancerous than hawks, kings, and rags fans
clots is such excellent karma
>>66585138
>mad at sandwich
>>66585197
>rays are shit
theyre mediocre
>bucs are shit
theyll have a winning record this year and will win the superbowl with winston, i guarantee it
>bolts are a meme
this is just an angry persons way of saying the team is good and theyre jealous
>>66585241
ホッケー大好きよ~
>>66585268
Go to bed sandwichfag
>>66585277
nepal why are you in japan
Who /lifelongpanthersfan/ here?
>>66585268
this was the last year the bolts had a shot and everyone died from eating pubshits
really, REALLY funny imho
>>66585282
Haha, not Nepal. Just a Boltsfag that moved over here a couple weeks ago for work.
>>66582184
1. True,that makes two areas where he doesn't score.
2. None, they do have ABA titles. So despite not having a team since '72, they still have a basketball championship.
3. 2013 vs Reds, which I think might be more recent than the Phillies. They also have over twice the world series wins.
4. Well now this is just childish.
>>66585296
>that post
>that flag
really, REALLY funny imho
>>66585308
Are you saying that I don't know what I am talking about based on my flag?
Why does /hoc/ get so mad at sandwiches ?
>>66585336
Because senpai noticed us.
>>66585365
Do you know where your GM is from, friend?
does detoilet have what it takes to make the playoffs?
Last 3 games vs Philly, Boston, and >rags
>>66585386
He probably doesn't even realize his best players are all Canadian lel
>Clotsfags mad at memes yet again
>3rd day in a row
I thought they loved memes
>>66585386
Gonna be good desu. That game against Boston will likely decide who goes to the playoffs
>>66585360
How's Japan?
Are Laffs fans finally ready to admit Kadri is Marchand levels of a dirty olympic diver?
anyone else watching canada beat down finland in waifupuck right now?
>>66585371
what team are you a gm of?
>>66585400
>doesnt realize this just revived sandwich posting to an all time high and allows for constant sandwich posting
i think you are the one getting memed here
>>66585400
I only took offense to being called worse than other, shittier fanbases.
The clot thing is too funny/fucked up to get riled up over desu.
>>66585416
Same as ever, so pretty excellent. Still a bit colder than I'd like, though.
>>66585442
You claimed my nationality made me less knowledgable about hockey but the manager of the hockey team you bandwagon is also from my country.
>you
>>66585441
>Watching garbage hockey
>>66585454
When you play in the NHL or become GM of a team ill take your opinion a bit more seriously. Instead youre just a leaf posting on a South Vietnamese freedom fighter rallying webpage
>Flylels
>Shit city
>Shit Jerseys
>Shit team
Hope you enjoy watching your traded away players winning the cup this year, again
>>66585470
Do you play in the NHL?
Are you a GM?
Or are you just some guy mad at clots on the Internet.
>>66585434
Of course not. He's John Tavares level of skill according to them.
>>66585497
>he is still obsessing about a sandwiches because his team isn't in the playoffs
>>66585467
obviously its garbage but canadas beating finland so Im obligated to watch and enjoy
>>66585512
Didn't some retard get suspended in women's hockey recently for throwing a body check.
>>66585506
>mad at coagulated blood
>>66585442
>Trading never seeing Stamkos play in a Lightning uniform ever again for sandwhich memes
Top kek that is some meme dedication
Giroux + Gostisbehere for Mcdavid?
Huomenta
>>66585522
>mad
>at
>sandwich
>>66585470
>get a load of this guy
You must not have many good hockey discussions then, and your "friends" probably talk about you behind your back too.
>>66585526
>laffs delusion
WEW
E
W
>>66585535
Sulkekaa naiminen ylös kehitysvammaista
>>66585545
>blots
>clots
>blots
>clots
>blots
>clots
>>66585545
>blots
>clots
>blots
>clots
>blots
>clots
>>66585545
>blots
>clots
>blots
>clots
>blots
>clots
>>66585554
Irl hockey discussion is good, 4chan is strictly for memeing and making fun of other teams
>>66585227
>delusional Canadian faggots
Why even watch hockey if that's your attitude? It's our sport fuck boi.
>>66585535
Kuinka voit
>>66585555
> mfw Clots fans didn't realize they were watching the last game of Stamkos as a Bolt last week
Laffs won't sign him but more importantly the Clots can't even re-sign him because of RFA's and Carle, Garrison & Callahan cap heavy front loaded contracts.
>>66585585
Because it's a fucking city of losers and always will be so there's no point in them even discussing the sport because they suck dick at it LEL.
I guarantee not a single faggot from Tampon Gay in /hoc/ has ever laced up let alone played even beer league.
>all these teams not even in the playoffs getting ass blasted at Tampa
WEEEEEW come back next year if your team is even somewhat relevant (Canadians still need not apply)
>>66585529
Not even close. More like,
Giroux, Gostisbehere, Provorov, and a 1rst round pick for McDavid.
>>66585591
Stamkos dubs confirm. Fuck the Laffs :^)
>>66585577
Ching chong ping pong
>>66585564
>>66585577
The Jap doesn't help your case at all.
>>66585608
>first round exit
>relevant
>CLOTS
>>66585624
>yfw Bishop get's memed into irrelevance by further goalie gear shrinking
Lyl
>>66585619
I don't have any control over the uncommon flag
Friendly reminder, this will actually happen.
>>66585613
>>66585619
Don't be like that onii-chans.
>>66585585
I didn't say all of you, Gord, chill your tits.
>>66585635
That's weird, shouldn't Edmonton be 1st?
>>66585642
Oilers and laffs are going to get mega cucked in the lottery famalam
Detroit Red Wings
>>66585651
>
Oilers will win again and the NHL will burn down.
>>66585652
suck lelmao
>>66585635
order has been restored to the universe
Is this a good beer or another meme
>>66585709
it's better than any labatts
that's about the only positive I can say about it
>>66585477
They're jerseys are the only redeeming quality
T.pongsfag
>pens win
>pirates win
what a good day to be a bugher
I just ran it 100 times and canes didn't come up once feelsbadman
>>66585742
this tbqhf
Suomi nai homoa ollakseen rehellinen
Why is Ovi considered such a better goal scorer than Stamkos?
Reading this stat got me thinking about it.
Most Goals Per Game - Since 2009-10 Season
Steven Stamkos 0.59
Alex Ovechkin 0.59
Sidney Crosby 0.49
Corey Perry 0.46
>>66585834
Because Ovi had to play through incompetent coaches like Oates during that time period.
>>66585669
>leaf
better than your team kekmao
>>66585635
I'm completely fine with Laine to Colorado
>>66585609
I know people say McDavid should be untradeable, but if they could get a massive defensive return from a team like Philly or Carolina with good prospects on D, I don't see why not.
>>66584315
why would you encourage this
>>66585917
They can easily get good defensive core for all the other first overalls they've drafted
There is simply no such value in the NHL that McDavid would be traded for
I don't even care who we play in the first round anymore i've already accepted the fact that we'll probably lose in the first round against anyone.
>>66585834
Because Ovi does stuff like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PQwsvFWaXk
>>66585834
>tfw you saw this on have fun boards too
Of course the answer is that Ovi's career is 0.62
>>66585949
Hall + Draisatl + McDavid for Doughty + Kopitar + Quick
>>66585917
Because Edmonton has already known the pain of trading the current GOAT.
>>66585443
is that steven stamkos?
>>66586010
Is have fun boards a better place to talk about hockey than /hoc/?
>>66586039
>Hockey talk
fun boards best
>sandwich talk
/hoc/
>CLOTS
It's still funny lads
>>66586039
I suggested that the Oilers should be hanged for how poorly they played last night and my post was deleted before I could refresh the page
>>66586053
oilers should be hanged for how they destroy every first round prospect they get
>>66586039
It's great for jerking off to after a fanbase you hate gets assblasted and cry for 30 pages
>>66586013
>>hfboards>>
>>66586065
>laffs forum after last year's lottery
who is this memer?
>>66586082
>putting your team in your pic
Rookie move desu unless your team won the last cup
>>66586065
Yeah. I had a great time on the flames board in November. So much asspain about the best blue line in hockey.
WEW lad
>>66586070
Nobody even got mad, just disappointed. You massive faggot. Coiler faggots literally make shit up to make us look bad. Go look on HFLeafs there's no anger just disappointment, a perfectly reasonable emotion to feel after that lottery.
>>66582570
>implying they can beat a healthy Blackhawk team
When's the last time they won against them in the regular season? Can the pongs even make a conference final?
>>66586100
http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/showthread.php?t=1879337&page=39
>>66586109
rekt
laffers confirmed classless shitstains
>>66586109
>hat trick in an empty netter isnt a real hat trick
what do they call the 3rd goal
???
>>66586143
The>laffs don't get the opportunity to score empty netters so we'll never know
>>66584466
Until stars fans have the most expensive playoff tickets and call their goalie a king rags fans are worse
>>66586163
>stars
>most expensive playoff tickets
>calling our goalie a king
Ticket prices are unlikely to ever be most expensive in the league, though they can get pricey.
There's only been one king goalie in the Stars' history, and that was Ed Belfour.
>>66586163
>rags
is this real /hoc/?
explain this shit. i thought this man was respectful.
can't believe he would take his picture with some old washed up hockey player who wasn't even better than lemieux
nice "sport" you have here cucks
itt: shit retards say
>the dallas stars aren't winning the stanley cup
>i wouldn't let tyler seguin fuck my girlfriend in front of me then masturbate to the recording later
>>66586291
Congratulations this is the most retarded thing I've ever read
>>66586298
It is what retards say after all
>>66586291
>>66586298
>not letting TS creampie your wife
>not living rich as fuck after you collect child support from him
>not living cozy as fuck once your kid is the #1 draft pick in 2041
>>66586332
>that old dude hanging out next to them flashing signs
kek
>>66586344
>you will never fuck a texas bimbo with goldfish level IQ
I hate this stars posting more than anything
>>66586349
Remember, fuck only, DO NOT MARRY. Oh, and of course, DO NOT KILL.
>>66586349
Is there a higher-res version of this, 'cause there ain't much to see in low-res.
>>66586363
this is near 4 chans gif file size limit.
I just grab thse off the ice girls instagram desu
>>66586369
Good point, I'll check that out, thanks.
>>66586332
...Your kid is gonna be the number one pick at age 24?
>>66586439
He is going to take a year off for charity work and forget to register for PE or something and have to take an extra semester(my math was off)
>>66586332
>not letting Jamie Benn and Tyler Seguin DP your sister
>not letting Kari Lehtonen and Antti Neimi FINNish in your mouth
>not drawing naked photos of Lindy Ruff and jerking off to them for your girlfriend over skype
>mfw Hero Academia's premier episode was perfect
>>66581988
stop being a faggot. we need to just admit the we all babe reddit account already. being a redditor is nothing to be ashamed of and honestly we're on the same side. reddit and /sp/ are allies now to fight against the /pol/ cancer on this board
high as fuck
>rags
fan here. have any other
>rags
bros noticed how everything about msg (like from the lighting, crowd profanity, etc.) is extremely "manhattan"?
>>66586959
>rags
>>66586988
hi funland
>>66586988
Ala vetää
>mfw I have one in the garage
>mfw cash money
>mfw my sk110 is selling for $400 on EGay
>>66587217
Pelle
>>66587334
Taistelkaa minua vastaan todellisessa elinaikaisessa kaverissa
hej
Guess who turns 37 today
>>66587415
Knulla dig
>>66587415
Hej på dig
>>66587469
Sulkekaa naiminen ylös teitä, haiseva keltainen mies
>ruins
>>66587494
>tfw going to meme our way in again
>>66587489
Yellow medals for yellow men
>>66587531
Where. Please point them out to me lel.
>Finland has 21 players that have recorded points this season
>Sweden has 27 players with more than 30 points this season
>Finland has 7 players with at least a 0.5 PPG average
>Sweden has 24 players with at least a 0.5 PPG average
>Finland has 38 GWG
>Sweden has 127 GWG
Why is Finland so shit?
>>66587534
Inbreeding and alcoholism desu
Sven därför är Finland som knullar så bögen
>>66587532
1. Canada (3 + 0 + 0)
2. Sweden (1 + 1 + 0)
3. Czech Republic (1 + 0 + 1)
4. USA (0 + 2 + 0)
5. Finland (0 + 1 + 3)
6. Russia (0 + 1 + 1)
>>66587538
True
>>66587541
I have no idea what you're trying to say
>>66587561
>tfw my swedish is rusty as fuck
I just re-read that and realized it's absolutely grammatically retarded.
>>66587534
Teams with Swedish captains - depending on whether Detroit qualifies or not, 0% to 25% of teams with Swedish leadership will make the playoffs
Teams with Finnish captains - 100% will make the playoffs
is finland elite?
>>66587563
No need for you to learn it tbf
>>66587564
Minnesota hasn't locked their wild card spot
>having to lie and make up stats because you're so shitty
Lel.
Finnish captains: 1
Swedish captains: 4
Now, plaease remind me. How many finns have won the cup as captains?
>>66587581
Studies say 'no'
Finland is a great hockey country. It's only about the size of the GTA and does pretty well. They'd have to get lucky to win an Olympic gold, because Sweden, Canada, the United States, and Russia all have so many more people, but the Czechs got lucky one year. Their two best players ever (Jagr, Hasek) happened to be in their primes at the same time and Canada picked a bad team, and Hasek got hot. Maybe Laine, Puujarvi or however you spell that, and some of the current good Finns in the NHL like Barkov become Finland's golden generation like Jagr, Hasek, Reichel, etc were for the Czechs.
>>66587469
hej finland :3
>>66587586
>thinking the Avs, a gutless mentally weak team lead by a Swede and coached by a moron, can make the playoffs
topwew lad
>>66587602
This more people meke has been debunked.
t. # of registered players stat IIHF
>>66587613
They still have a smaller population. Part of being a good hockey country is having hockey be popular in your country. Maybe they're not the natural athletes that some other countries are, but more of their population plays hockey and does well at it.
>>66587602
http://thn.com/blog/why-finland-is-the-best-hockey-country-in-the-world/
>>66587611
Still not 100%
>>66587623
IIRC formula one is their most popular sport. Hockey isn't even #1 there desu.
>>66587634
Not even close
50% of the population watched the WJC final
>>66587660
I thought F1 got massive over there post Keke Rosberg. Did it die off or something?
>>66587669
F1 is big
Hockey is massive
>>66587669
Moving to pay TV about 10 years ago hurt its numbers a lot, but even before that it was never bigger than hockey
Hey /hoc/
Just dropping by to say thank you to the Finn who reccomended me going to see Jokerit a couple months back. Finland was one of the best places on my road trip and despite the SJWness of Sweden, Finland was better to get around in a wheelchair.
Thanks Finland. You're pretty cool.
>>66587703
>Finland
>Cool
>>66587703
alright
https://youtu.be/jfJqcOp7QIs
Team so great it doesnt need to win
Good morning /hoc/
>rags
>>66587728
>Tampon Gay Clots
>>66587703
But Sweden is pretty up to date with disabled people as well.
In one restaurant they had an alarm button near the ground on the toilet in case someone fell and couldn't get up. Never seen that before then.
>>66587741
That's not funny, Stammer's Stanley Cup hopes died that way
>yfw the laffs are going to get fucked for the next decade by signing a post-broken leg, post-clots 91 to a 7 year, $80M contract
>>66587746
Those buttons are pretty standard in public places here. Made both for disabled and old people.
>>66587761
Still less fucked than the Clots when all their RFAs are up for extensions.
Kek.
New bread where
>>66587879
rebbit
go memes go
Lets go team lets go, clap clap clap. Lets go team lets go, drums drums drums
NEW
>>66587988
![ducks-flying-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3rdLhFe.jpg "ducks-flying-2[1]")
![Wikia-_Finland[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/1cVzm2A.png "Wikia- Finland[1]")
