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no news boys and no upcoming fights
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idiot this will get deleted
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>>66580523

bad thread
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Wow great OP
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Previous thread: >>66572637

Upcoming MMA events:
4/10 - Rothwell vs JDS
4/16 - Khabib vs Ferguson
4/23 - JBJ vs OSP

Thread theme song: http://youtu.be/nvlTJrNJ5lA

MMA Digest update: https://youtu.be/QesvWW9liJQ

>Cormier will be back in time for MSG
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/3/11354826/cormier-wont-need-surgery-expected-back-by-august-or-september

>Legal free fight(s)
Jones vs DC: https://youtu.be/QdRLvldfg7I
GSP Vs Serra I: https://youtu.be/q5ruOpjKuFQ
Gall vs Jackson: https://youtu.be/xtG_UEENG5Y
Cejudo vs Kimura: https://youtu.be/B_mErNLZO6w
DJ vs JoeBwan II: https://youtu.be/BmkDlR86Vqc

Bellator fight library: http://bellator.spike.com/videos

>Just Fight Fan™ Things
Focus: UFC 196 edition: https://youtu.be/ZK9FEllOiyQ
197 extended preview: http://youtu.be/qANqACq9k_E
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JON JONES!

YOU AND OSP GET THOSE DICKS TOGETHER BOY I'M STILL COMIN'!
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>I rate Jon Jones
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mandrama is pretty gay but its funny
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Reminder that OSP has shit wrestling and Jon is the best wrestler on the UFC roster
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>>66580581
>Jon is the best wrestler on the UFC roster

He is a good defensive wrestler but not the best offensive wrestler
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>>66580581
nah khabib is senpai
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OSP stands no chance so much thats not even fun to talk about that fight. i'm reading this posts about reach, it's ridiculous lel
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>OSP as a chance because of his reach

"adan"
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"Gus has a greater reach than OSP" - a fuckin idiot lmao
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>>66580563
top lad, BOY status
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>>66580563
fun fact: jones and dc touched gloves
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>>66580633
"OSP's reach is so much more than anyone Jon has faced"

"OSP is a superb striker and Gus isn't"

"I'm not gay"

-adan
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>>66580633
>>66580616
I can tell this will be an insightful thread with good, in-depth mma discussion.
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>>66580666
>>66580666
lmao this guy is fuckin pissed
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OSP has a juicy bunda and it gives him the power KO people ded
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>>66580684
You know what man? You wanna know what I fuckin think?

I think Weidman has more of a chance to win the rematch than I did before. I've been watching him in interviews and he seems like he is actually really obsessed. He says he watches tape on Rockhold non-stop which is the number one thing he needs to win.

His likelihood went up man. I just thought you should know that I thought that.
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Reminder that UFC is so awful your stars run to mandrama to stay relevant
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>>66580713
McGregor was always a mandrama star
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Okay guys, serious question. Look at this picture of UFC fighter Ovince St. Preux. See the pose he's doing?

I saw a black guy on Family Feud do that after making a comment about eating pussy. Is that the black guy pose for eating puss?
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>>66580708
He seems overly obsessed and broken, like he's absolutely desperate

Not focused on training, focused on the implications of the fight
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>>66580713
>dis gay multichat
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>>66580663
One of the best glove touches in fact. That touch was really symbolic of their entire feud, Jon adding to his public image of being a nice, professional guy by offering the gloves in the first place, while inside he couldnt give one less fuck, and Cormier who probably vowed to himself for a week leading up to the fight to not touch gloves, yet when Jon offers them Cormier does so anyway
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>>66580708
I've been drawing more confidence from his recent interviews as well tbqh. Obviously, we only get to see what he shows us, but he has seemed more focused than I can remember him being. I also think his extra time with Mark Henry will benefit him a lot. He needs to improve his striking output from the last fight
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>>66580741
Yes

Source: im black
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>>66580745
He is aware of the implications of the fight, but he seems focused on Rockhold to me. It would be silly if denied that this was a win or die death situation for him.
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Should I sign up for a WWE Neetwork free trial lads?
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>tfw bryan caraway fucks miesha tate and you dont
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>>66580761
ewwww
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>>66580786
Well you'll have a 720p free stream for WM
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>>66580779
>>66580757
>>66580745

Weidman literally said that he has been watching tape non-stop. He seems passionately driven. It seems to me like he is actually learning from the loss and trying to grow as a result.

Implying that he's broken is silly. He seems fiery and passionate. Driven. Focused. Handsome. Strong. Dependable.

I think his chances went up boys
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>>66580789
Wait until Sterling chokes him. Miesha will lose all attraction for caraway and then you swoop in and make your move.
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>>66580523
UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/15 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Johnson vs Cejudo)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
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Is OSP vs Jones going to be another Serra vs GSP?
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>>66580811
I'm glad you're almost ready to join the team, there are only a couple months left before invitations are closed off.
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>>66580792
Dont ew me you vile slav
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You know how everyone that wears the black Reebok uniform loses?

DC would have been in the black corner.

Now Jones is in the black corner.
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Angry bitchy Jose haven't said anything wrong, yet.

Deal with it.
[spoiler]Fronkie vs Aldo 2 is going to be great[/spoiler]
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>>66580713
wtf McGregor
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>>66580845
I am not joining any team. I just like Weidman a little bit more than I did before, specifically because he is handling that horrible beatdown precisely as a champion should.

He's handling it like GSP would have, which is a respectable quality for any man to claim.
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>>66580855
That's not true though.
RDA, Lawler, DC, and every other champ that has defended since the reebok deal wore black and won.
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>>66580867
>I am not joining any team.
We will see.
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Already said reasoning behind my support for OSP


OSP will hit Jones silly
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>phone rings
>"baby we did it"

What did you do /heem/?
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Jones literally played with DC in the octogon, no way DC will ever beat Jones in LHW, i would like to see them fight in HW.
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>>66580874

>Lawler

here come conduit truthers
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>>66580904
I don't think anybody denies that he beat Rory though
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>>66580523

I hope arlovski chokes out overeem, then takes on velasquez

they can have a double AKA vs Jackson-Wink when DC is better
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Is the JJ x DC interview airing?
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>>66580921
he was behind on scorecards and took his fate into his own hands

the black curse can only sway so much
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>... and I'm Conor McGregor's biggest fan. You know that.
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>>66580962
Checkm8 atheists
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>>66580748
Kek
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how do you lads feel about OPs
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>>66580979
Who are you quoting?
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>>66581134
Schaub. He loves that little Irish rascal.
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>>66581161
Only autistic neckbeards hate Conor tbqh.
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Reminder that Jake Shields submitted the current UFC welterweight champ and also holds wins over Demian Maia, Tyron Woodley, Carlos Condit, and Dan Henderson (when he was good

https://streamable.com/fjgn
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>>66581189
He is undisputably one of the top five welterweights of all time
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>>66581178
muh 'conor changed my life'
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>>66581189
>>66581197
was about to post this. Faggots are gonna deny it since he's not exciting.
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>>66581178
I dont like or dislike conor

I watch the lower weight classes but i only get into lhw and heavyweight because thats where i qualify>>66581189
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whats the taima stream for wreslemania pals?
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>>66581224
I think too many people are watching it. I am locked out of both. Need an alternative.
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Would prime Fedor beat Jones
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>>66581239

at what?
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>>66581239
ya
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ONE
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>>66581239
it's hard to say, he was fucking fast and precise striker, also a brawler. his sambo and submissions was god-tier, he could win over Jones. I would like to see prime fedor vs DC in HW.
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>>66581247
chess
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>>66581239

He's not a more dangerous striker than cro cop or a better grappler than Randleman or big nog, so I don't think he's troubled there. The real question is could fedor avoid clinching with Jones for long enough to be effective?
Also, ring or cage? Fedora was always more effective in the ring, while Jones has always had the cage to help him out.
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>>66581315
wrong thread lad
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Is AKA a more injury prone camp than other top tier gyms or is it just a meme because of Cain and Kebab?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Kickboxing_Academy

I don't think the fighters on this list get injured significantly more frequently than anyone else.
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>>66581197
top 5 WW of all time?

hughes, gsp, lawler, shields and nick? millitich? bj? condito? sherk? hendricks? maurquaTRT? newton? pual harris? funky?
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tfw trolling mandrama fags on streams

the tears are delicious
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>>66581333
someone did the math, they are #2 for injuries
Nova uniao is the king
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>>66581388
Nova Uniao probably has much more fighters tho
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>>66581382
give me a stream nigger
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>>66581379
GSP, Hughes, Lawler, Shields are set imo, 5th one is up for grabs.
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>>66581404
http://network.wwe.com/
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>>66581404
http://zunox.hk/zxtv1.html
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>>66581333
i don't think it's gym related, khabib is fucked up cause of wrestling, his knees were already fucked up. and cain idk, i feel like hes falling apart, his whole body, i mean, he has back problems, its not so common injurie in mma as far as i know, it's not like he injured himself punching or kicking at something. but luke rockhold also said he had injured foot against weidman. they are all fucked up lel
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Bas told AJ to use the calf crusher
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>>66581333
they train like this at AKA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAgFHS8HOLY
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>>66581457

Nobody is ever 100% going into a fight, everyone has injuries from training and such. I meant in terms of pulling out of fights.
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How good is this Liam McGeary guy? I see hes AKA guy and Bellator LHW champion. And still undefeated.
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>>66581404
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What promotion do you guys think Silva is going to sign with after he gets cut?
I'm going to guess Rizin.
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>>66581475
Probably the memeiest LHW you will ever see fight. Phil Davis will likely dominate him and expose his inexperience.
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>>66581467
but its not like every fighter after the fight talk about his injurie, but maybe he mentioned that just because stupid weidman 20% bullshit

>>66581485
i don't know, and i dont' care. too bad things aren't going his way cause i think he has potential, first round his last fight was awesome. and in second he was a totally different fighter. He would be good in Bellator.
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>>66581485
He could do well in bellator.
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>>66581379
A roided Lombard that doesn't get excited and gas himself out beats all of them.
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>>66581379
>WW
Hendricks beat Lawler twice and GSP once.
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>>66581536
same goes for romero in MW. if that guy started to train mma when he was young like 2000 years ago, he would be one of the greatest of all time
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>>66581506
How can someone be ranked above the champ?
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Is Ronda at Wrestlemania?
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>>66581379
GSP, Hughes, Lawler, Nick, Macdonald
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>>66581581
Phil wasn't in bellator when McGeary got the belt. >>66581559
Ok, then he also lost to pierce if we can change judges decisions we don't like.
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>>66581606
>Hughes

lol
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s205mfGUgro
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>>66581615
>Being this casual.
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>>66581615
Matt Hughes is a legend bud you can suck a dick hows that sound eh bud lmao rekt
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>>66581600
no, conor is tho
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>>66580563
Thank you based american OP
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>>66581615
heres a (you)
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>>66581736
he babies you and coddles the weak willed casuals
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>>66581631
the BJ is pretty good, Murr, Chael P. and GSP are pretty terrible. The rest is aight.
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>>66581765
Mir is awesome?? And Silva is hilarious.Overeem face expression is also good.
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>>66581239
yes
fedor's beady little eyes are too hard a target for jones to poke
he'd have to really dive in and he'd end up in a patented autismosamboslambo and get gnp'd to literal death

when asked later while he was picking jones' skull pieces out of his gloves if fedor thought jones was going for an eyepoke, fedor would've played up the skills and wonderful personality of his opponent like the humble man he is

then he would've put all of jones' friends to work in the gulag
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>>66581631
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly9gBhpmphM
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>>66581752
Shut up, Adan.
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>>66581615
i would empty my comically small bank account to watch a mcgregor hughes slugfest at 170
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I've done it lads
I've created the ultimate OP
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>>66581832
it's true bud

>>66581844
what's in it? I'm pumped
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>>66581843
Silly
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>>66581858
copypasted this guy's OP and the last guy's OP together
it's BEYOND IMAGINATION

UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/15 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Johnson vs Cejudo)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)

Thread theme song: http://youtu.be/nvlTJrNJ5lA

MMA Digest update: https://youtu.be/QesvWW9liJQ

NEWS:

>Jones vs OSP new UFC 197 headliner, for interim LHW title
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/2/11353572/jon-jones-vs-ovince-saint-preux-set-for-ufc-197-with-daniel-cormier

>Jake Shields is a meanieface
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/2/11353484/jake-shields-hits-opponent-with-stockton-slap-calls-him-a-bitch-after

>MM wants Silva's title defense record and more shekels
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/2/11320998/demetrious-johnson-eyeing-anderson-silva-s-record-for-title-defenses

>Cormier will be back in time for MSG
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/3/11354826/cormier-wont-need-surgery-expected-back-by-august-or-september

Legal free fight(s)
Jones vs DC: https://youtu.be/QdRLvldfg7I
GSP Vs Serra I: https://youtu.be/q5ruOpjKuFQ
Gall vs Jackson: https://youtu.be/xtG_UEENG5Y
Cejudo vs Kimura: https://youtu.be/B_mErNLZO6w
DJ vs JoeBwan II: https://youtu.be/BmkDlR86Vqc

Bellator fight library: http://bellator.spike.com/videos

Just Fight Fan™ Things:
Focus: UFC 196 edition: https://youtu.be/ZK9FEllOiyQ
197 extended preview: http://youtu.be/qANqACq9k_E

INFORMATION OF NOTE:
Lawler, Tate, RDA don't have scheduled fights, "multiple title fights" mentioned for UFC 200
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Is it better to fight in a different organisation than the UFC if you will be paid better?
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>>66581919
Yes
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>>66581919
>when goofs are allowed to post
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>>66581919
Yes
The fights are also easier and you can get away with more hijinks
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>>66581919
Depends on what perspective you're looking from

Scrubs in the UFC make a lot more than scrubs in other organizations, UFC or otherwise, the scrub won't last long if he's a scrub, though you'll probably get more time in lesser organizations to build yourself up

UFC stars get way more than other organization stars and way more leniency

Whether or not you're in good favor with the bosses and/or fans also plays a role
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is dean ambrose the nate diaz of the wwe?
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>>66581993
I don't know senpai
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>>66581899
I'll make it better for you

*

it's BEYOND IMAGINATION

UPCOMING EVENTS:
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/15 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Johnson vs Cejudo)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)

Thread theme song: http://youtu.be/nvlTJmtJ5lA[Embed][Embed] [Embed][Embed][Embed][Embed]

MMA Digest: https://youtu.be/QesvWm8liJQ[Embed][Embed] [Embed][Embed]

NEWS:

>Jones vs OSP new UFC 197 headliner for stripped LHW title
www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/2/11353572/jon-jones-vs-ovince-saint-preux-set-for-ufc-197-with-daniel-cormier

>Jake Shields is a meanie
www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/2/11353484/shields-hits-opponent-with-stockton-slap-bitch
>MM wants Silva's title defense record and more shekels
www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/2/1432998/demetrious-johnson-eyeing-anderson-silva-record-for-defenses

>Cormier
www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/3/11354826/cormier-needs-surgery-expected-back-by-november-or-december

Legal free fight(s)
Jones vs DC: https://youtu.be/QdRLvl3vg7I[Embed][Embed][Embed] [Embed][Embed][Embed]
GSP Vs Serra I: https://youtu.be/q5ru0bjKuFQ[Embed][Embed][Embed] [Embed] [Embed][Embed]
Gall vs Jackson: https://youtu.be/xtG_U8mNG5Y[Embed][Embed] [Embed][Embed]
Cejudo vs Kimura: https://youtu.be/B_mEr2ZO6w[Embed] [Embed][Embed][Embed]
DJ vs JoeBwan II: https://youtu.be/BmkutR86Vqc[Embed][Embed][Embed] [Embed]

Bellator fight library: http://bellator.spiketv.com/video

Just Fight Fan™ Things:
Focus: UFC 196 edition: https://youtu.be/ZKm4EllOiyQ [Embed]
197 extended preview: http://youtu.be/qANnw1Cq9k_E [Embed]

INFORMATION OF NOTE:
Lawler, Tate, RDA don't have scheduled fights, "multiple title fights" mentioned for UFC 200
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Who is a Paige VanZant fan here?
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>>66582027
pretty good sempai
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>>66581959
that eye roll is poorly done
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>>66582046
just needed a little [Embed] to become truly the ultimate OP
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BROCK is now on
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>>66581899
haha you're crazy i love it
i love those legal free fights, but um... psst do you have any illegal free fights? asking for a mate haha
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>>66582004
i guess we'll find out

after he goes to suplex city
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>>66582064
1:30 AM Monday in England

you're a madman
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>>66582076
>psst do you have any illegal free fights? asking for a mate haha

here u go bud

>https://www.ufc.tv/page/fightpass
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>>66582125
good value that fight pass
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Get in here
http://youtu.be/Xj258D6oB-s
http://youtu.be/Xj258D6oB-s
http://youtu.be/Xj258D6oB-s
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Why can Lesnar take kendo stick shots and chair shots and blade himself open but in the octagon panics when grazed with a jab?
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>>66580761
So do you ever cuck anybody?
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>>66582177
He's been cut open and bleeding in wrestling.
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>>66582186
cucks your income tax every hour your work bud lmao

>>66582153
dude

it isn't real
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Will we ever see an Indian UFC fighter?
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>>66582207
i don't think MMA will ever be popular among hindus
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>>66582186
Only one time

He texted her that he loves her, hes suicidal,etc while she was fucking me
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>>66582032
im a fan of that butt
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>>66582199
so what, he still knows that person wont try to pummel him into unconciousness
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>>66582200
I work, nor have i ever recieved welfare
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>>66582234
>blading is real

Nobody cares about blading or roller blading or any of this faggotry here. Take that gay shit where its supposed to be.
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>>66582234
dude lol it isn't real man
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>>66582234
shut the fuck up
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>>66582057
i wish they'd let me come to california so i could spit in your face
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i'm not surprised these underage memesters are also mandrama faggots
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>>66582250
What about Sikhs?
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>>66582410
yeah he took some illegal strikes in that one

bad reffing imo
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>>66582393
I'm not surprised motherfuckers
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>>66582517
But you're in the thread now too
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>>66582207
too unhygienic for that shit
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>>66582528
Dyel?
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>>66582584
I don't get it either. You literally have an entire board to discuss this garbage on but you retards still think people here are interested in it.

Protip: people that want to talk about mandrama are on the mandrama board

>>>/asp/
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>>66582259
Nigger
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>>66582584

He's been making appearances since 2001
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How many weeks out from his bout should an MMA fighter start abstaining from sex? I think 2 weeks at least.
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>>66582624
this so much


leave you degenerates REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
why the fuck am i watching this?
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>>66582641
thats ridiulous , two days are enough
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>>66582641

One. Testosterone peaks after 7 days of no ejaculation and then dips again. 2 weeks is not as good as one week.
>>
As much as I'd like to see McGregor v. Diaz II, McGregor needs to defend his title or fight Dos Anjos.
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>>66582798
he didn't deserve to fight RDA, can't wait for aldo vs conor 2 tho
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>>66582032
Head /fanzant/ here.
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>>66582624
>>66582670
still better than bellator or wsof
>reeeee
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>>66582798
when Nate wins I think he will have to defend his belt. I don't see what other fight they can make. A direct title shot against RDA after losing to a lightweight twice in a row doesn't make sense but I wouldn't put it past Dana.
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>>66582798
Aldo never fought more than twice in a year with his belt. Conor only fought a couple months ago or something. Lots of time to defend the belt
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>>66582848
as dana said win lose or draw mcgreggors next fight is the winner of edgar v aldo. I hope aldo cakes frankie and we get a proper rematch just to see aldo get starched again. Or any result with aldo starched is cool for me
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>>66582848
Dana has said that no matter what Conor will be going to back to 145 to defend but like you said fuckin dana.

I would love to see him get ragdolled by RDA but honestly I would rather see RDA have some competition. Khabib vs Tony is very soon and the winner could very likely get a title shot unless there are already plans for RDA at 200.
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>>66582896
Danas word is worth shit
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvWw5UHaZ-o i could watch nick diaz talking meaningless stuff 0/24 hahahahahaha, he's great. 10:25 "Great, what do I wear?" - Nick Diaz
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>>66582932
your posts are shit
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>>66582948
Dana consistently tell to fighter and fans things that are simply false. He's a promoter. Honesty is not an important part of his job.
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>>66582957
in what world did dana ever say uriah got the fight? He said he wanted conor to fight uriah not that he got it. Never promised nate anything
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>>66582948
Those are fighting words. You better be ready to defend the double leg.
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>>66582896
Dana also said Conor chose to fight at 170 but they wanted 155, though Conor's couch told that UFC was bent on it being 170.


Don't believe what comes from Dana's mouth that easily
>>
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>>66582957
>dealing with RDA's leg kicks

Did just fine with them last time
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>>66582978
>Dana starts promoting the next fight
>his word isnt shit
this bants. He is promoting you fucking dolt. An aldo vs mcgregor or edgar fight is the next big fight.
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>>66583008
>>
What was the moment you stopped trusting Dana White, /heem/?
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>>66583019
Did you literally start following the sport two months ago or are you pretending to be retarded?
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>>66582819

Yeah and half the rematches in UFC don't deserve to happen, but it isn't about what people deserve: it's about drawing crowds and making money.

MacGregor was pulling cash and crowds, ergo he gets the title shot.

>>66582833

I hope he vacates it if he intends to stay big. Then I hope he gets wrecked by the division.

>>66582848

MacGregor Diaz III
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>>66582985
>not understanding how a 14 day fight camp works
If conor wanted 155 the fight wouldnt have happened.
If you are going to say dana said something make sure he at least said the bants otherwise you just look like a whiny cuck
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>>66583035
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>>66583057
>aussies this new to promotion
Willing to start betting mcgregor doesnt fight aldo or edgar next? Didnt think so zippy. Go back to your wrastlemania
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>>66583065
He's talking about the rematch. Try to keep up.
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>>66582957
Yeah man RDA is the sole reason for Khabib's knee injuries. He fucked him up in their fight while he was getting thrown around the octagon.
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>>66583089
I get it. you're just """pretending"""
>>
Anyone else think Shane McMahon would do a better job running the UFC than Dana
Dana uses a WWE buisness model anyways, and Shane McMahon at least seems like a good person both in and outside of the drama cage
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>>66583090
try to keep up buddy he said conor chose 170 but wanted it at 155 and nate wanted 155. Connor was offered the fight at 155 you dolt. Try to bants less
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>>66583106

>good person

Good people don't run organizations. Pricks who play the game do.
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>>66583117
You've lost the plot, my friend.
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>>66582939
>0/24
what does that mean?
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>>66583106
His dad runs the company tho.
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>>66583117
I haven't followed the rematch at all, what weight class is it at?
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>>66583103
>>66583126

>being this stupid
>still not willing to bet that conor wont fight edgar or aldo next
kek
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>>66582939
y is nick's head so big?
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>>66583117
I said the rematch, silly eyes. Dana told Conor was offered 155 but he wasn't and instead UFC disagreed on 155 and want to make it 170 again.
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>>66583127
like whole day and whole night. 24 hours. how do you say? 24/7 ? why 7?
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>>66583137
170
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>>66583149
He's either drunk or really stupid. I wouldn't bother trying.
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>>66583150
are you meme'ing me right now?
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>>66583137
Last time they walked in at 168 and 169 respectively and the weight is the same I wonder if they will be heavier this go
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>>66583160
wtf is conor thinking
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>>66583149
>>66583180

>tfw dana and conors coach said he was offered 155 and conor insisted on 170
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>>66583200
Hur durr i must regain my honor and my loss so i can bants and meme everyone again red panties yaaaaaa
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Okay setting aside your brain and just listening to your heart, who do you hope wins the following fights
>Conor vs Nate Episode Two
>El Cucuy vs El Khabib
>Frankie Answer Edgar vs José Aldo da Silva Oliveira Junior
>JBJ vs OSP
>MM vs Cejudo
>Werdum vs Stipe
>Rockhold vs Weidman Episode Two
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>>66582939
imagine how awesome it would be to live with nick and nate

man fuck my life
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>>66583230
No preference, maybe Conor
No preference, maybe Khabib
Frankie
OSP
MM
No preference, maybe Stipe
No preference, maybe Weidman
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>>66583204
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>>66583204
That's what Dana said, but look through Kavanagh twitter and you will find him saying ufc didn't offer 155 for the rematch
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>>66581239
I wish but he probably wouldn't
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>>66583230
Nate, Ferguson, Aldo, Bones, MM, Stipe, Rockhold
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>>66583230
Nate
Khabib
Fronkie
OSP
MM
Werdum
Rockhold
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>>66583230
Nate
Kebab
Jose
OSP
MM
Werdum
The Chris
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>>66583256
>>66583255
His interview on helwani contradicts that exact post
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>>66583230
>Conor, because him being huge is good for the sport longterm.
>dgaf
>Aldo, because I still dont believe that it wasn't a fluke loss.
>JBJ, I want to see JBJ vs DC
>dgaf but probably MM, because he's a nice guy
>dgaf
>Weidman, because Lukes arrogance is too much.
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>>66583230
Nate
Khabib
Aldo
JBJ
Cejudo
Stipe
Weidman
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>>66583284
>>66583278
>>66583253
wanting a glass man in the LW title picture.
>>
THE UNDERTAKER VS KIMBO VS DADA 500 AT NEXT BELLATOR
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>>66583286
It is ok to just admit you're wrong or just stop posting.
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>>66583230
khabib
edgar
bones
mm
stipe
rockhold
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>>66583301
>Not wanting an Undefeated fighter as champion
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>>66583298
My Cejubro!
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>>66583230
nate
el cucuy
i hope this one's a draw
jones
cejudo
werdum
my boy
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>>66583306
>>>66583306
https://twitter.com/John_Kavanagh "it was ME that wanted it at 55, conor or nate dont care what weight. anyway its at 170, few pounds not going 2be determining factor #UFC200"
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Goodnight /heem/. I will see you all for my morning kale shake tomorrow at 5:00AM est. Please be sober, awake, and ready to train.
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>>66583326
idgaf about records, I want a champ that defends his belt regularly.
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>>66581843
>hughes
>slugfest
lol wut isn't he a wrestlefucker
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>>66583106
I think he could've. He tried getting his dad to buy it back in the day too. But Vince said he didn't get it and reneged. Also according to and old Wrestling Observer per Meltzer WWE was interested in purchasing Pride FC when it was for sale. But Vince was hesitant.
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>>66583296
>Weidman isn't arrogant

Bum fighter will get finished by Rockhold again and then meet his gatekeeper fate when he will face Souza or Machida
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>>66582032
I'm a fan of her getting the shit kicked out of her by a real fighter
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>>66583338
That doesn't change anything about the UFC being the one to call for 170.
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>>66583356
Yeh he is too and I think Rockhold will win.

I just hate Rockhold more.
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>>66583356
>Machida


the Machida era always was a meme lad. I'm just as sad about it as you are
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>>66583369
It changes alot when the person who said the ufc wanted it at 170 then walks that statement back on The mma hour and twitter.
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>>66583356
Confidence isn't arrogance. You are probably just intimidated by him because you are very insecure.
>>
I thought antibiotics were meant to make you better
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>>66583342
Goodnight, have a productive sleep!
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>>66583391
Most boring champion in lhw history?
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>>66583393
Keep grasping buddy, he never said that it wasn't the UFC asking for it. At least you can always be right inside your head and nothing anybody says can change that!
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>>66583401
Were you the one posting pictures of me on /brit/?

>>66583391
I don't like/am neutral about Machida desu. I want Yoel to be back into the mix
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>>66583230
Conor
Tony
Frankie
JBJ
MM
Werdum
Weidman
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>>66583391
machida a meme? fuck you
>>
undertaker is getting triangled, we mandrama now
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>>66583444
>I want Yoel to be back into the mix


I know you do. Thought you were implying he'd beat the Chris

>>66583453
not Machida, but the Machida era.
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>>66583455

Some high class jiu jitsu going on here
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>>66583416
>>66583416
>tells people to stop grasping
>consistently puts forth narrative thats contradicted by the fighters coaches and the organization
Its okay to be wrong lad you dont need to get upset
>>
Tonon vs. Palhares
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuuNh4GNol8

Shields vs. Agazarm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03E3N2OerI0
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>>66583230
>anyone fighting against meme lord conor, especially nate
>no pref
>frankie deserves it more
>OSP for teh lulz
>no pref but ffs MM please don't bore us with your pointfighting shit
>smiley face man
>anyone fighting against cockmunch cockhold
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>>66583498
This quazi arm bar leg triangle meme submission
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>>66583356
but he already faced and beat machida. and the version of machida he beat looked so much better than any of his recent outings.
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>>66583465
I was, he got Weidman in trouble the last two rounds, and in first three he fought unlike himself. It's just that I see him kik any other fighter, not as some mem
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>>66583504
I understand. you have been watching for two months and believe Dana. Also, Kavanaugh never said what you are attributing to him lol you're just objectively wrong. Nothing more to say about it because I suspect you realize this yourself and are now just trolling. Enjoy youe night.
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>>66583537
diaz-esque in this rnc
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>>66583555
They both look worse now. I think I want Machida to beat him because I am upset witth weidman
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>>66583687
why are you upset with him lad?
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>>66583687
It's because you're an insecure person and Weidmans confidence intimidates you.
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>>66581736
source on milf?
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>>66582032
I want to lick her little pussy
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>>66583722
source is based nephew
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>>66583582
>Dana said he wanted conor at 145
you say he wanted him at 170
>coach said he wanted fight at 155
>conor wants fight at 170
So everyone must be a liar but you? Not everything is a conspiracy bud
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>>66583700
I don't like his attitude. Everytime I see him he has this smug face talking how good he is without any consideration, or saying something completely off reality, about the other fighters. Especially the time where he was believing it wasn't luck but his sheer willingness to practice checking kicks, like a legitimate winning tactic or method
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>>66583809
Anderson kicking his legs successfully in the first fight. Chris made adjustments for the second fight. anderson didn't break his leg on the first kick that was checked.

He says he is good because he is good. i don't know why you take issue with that.
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>>66583809
i hope weidman wins via lucky meme kick

just so you get more upset
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>>66583711
Weidman's confidence isn't exactly the unshakable kind dude. It's the wholesome, hopeful, easy to relate to kind. The normal guy kind.

You can tell that he's telling himself something and trying to believe it. That's why he's likable.
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>>66583874
Luck doesn't exist.
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>>66583894

Luck, as defined by the continuous and yet unlikely result of a calculated event, does.
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>>66583867
Checking kicks doesnt make you good
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>>66583930
So miscalculations exist
>>66583943
who said it does?
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>>66583971
Chris weidman said it wasn't luck Anderson broke his leg its because his leg checks are so good
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>>66583809
i don't see that at all. he never comes off as smug to me. on the contrary i've always considered him down to earth and personable.

as far as checking kicks goes, there is footage of of longo talking about making that adjustment from before the second fight with anderson. sure it was "luck" that andy's leg broke but it was not luck at all that they noticed it was the only successful offense that anderson mounted in the first fight and then worked to negate that.
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>>66584001
It wasn't luck that he checked his leg kicks. It was an intentional decision with potentially devastating consequences for his opponent. Fights can end in any number of ways.
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>>66584017
Nobody said that but it to say its not luck to have your opponent break his leg is literally taking casual to new levels. Kicks are checked all the time with no breaks
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>>66583949
TIMBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>66583230
Nate
Don't care
Frankie
Don't care
Cejudo
Werdum
Weidman.
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>>66584055
>are checked all the time with no breaks
People get punched in the face all the time and don't get knocked out. Are all knockouts "luck"?
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>>66584078
This is literally one of the worst uses of a straw man argument ive ever seen.
By that same logic you are saying that leg breaks are common.
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>>66584078
>comparing an offensive action to a defensive one
I'm only half reading this ridiculous back and forth but even this strikes me as silly anon.

training to check a kick isn't luck, but a fracture is an unlucky break (lel)
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>>66584131
He made deliberate decisions with the intention to cause his opponent harm. It was not a single checked kick that broke his leg. Not every punch knocks people out. Not every leg breaks from a checked kick. That doesn't discredit the intentions of those attacks/defenses. I don't know where you think "luck" plays into it.
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>>66584171
What do you think is the purpose of checking a kick?
>>
>>66584183
are you this stupid luck means "good fortune; advantage or success, considered as the result of chance" you literally just made the opposing argument from proving your point.
>>
>>66583230
Nate
Khabib
Frankie
OSP
MM
Werdum
Weedman
>>
>>66584226
You're ignoring the part of the definition where the result is independent of ones actions. Chris's actions directly caused the injury. Luck would be if Anderson had a heart attack at :01 of the first round and Chris won that way.
>>
>>66583230
Conor
Tony
Frankie
OSP
Cejudo
Werdum
Rockhold
>>
>>66583230
Nate
Khabib
Frankie
Jones
MM
Stipe
Cockguy
>>
>>66583230

Nate
Tony
Hoesay
OSP
Cejudo
Stipe
Rockhold
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>>66584258
>>66584307
>>66584317
>Nate
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>>66583230
>Conor via late TKO/KO
>Khabib via demoralizing wrestlefuck
>Frankie via decision in a good fight. And finally gets his fight with Conor, at MSG. And win or lose he makes millions and can retire happily.
>OSP to shake things up
>MM via KO because he's a great martial artist and I don't want some lame gold medalist to have a title
>I don't care enough to pick. Just want a good fight
>My boy via KO even tho I'm annoyed af by his behavior post-fight
>>
>>66584328
/heem/ circlejerk echochamber in full blast mate
>>
WWE average show
>Shaq fighting
>Brock Lesnar fighting
>Shane Mcmahon jumping off hell in the cell
>six man ladder match
>Dwayne The Rock Johnson fighting
>very cool presentation with fireworks and entrances

Average UFC show
>CM Punk a pro wrestler with no fighting experience
>generic presentation
>Kevin James in the audience watching
>>
>>66583230
Conor
Habeeb
Jones
Cejudo
Werdum
Weidman
>>
>>66584374
Great assessment, let's go talk more about it on >>>/asp/. we will meet you there.
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>>66584372
What are you implying?
>>
>>66584328

Weren't you that idiot who was saying Conor would win in 1 round?
>>
>>66584328
>not being 209
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>>66583949

SHEEM SLEEPY
>>
>>66583230
Nate
Tony
Frankie
Jones
who cares
Werdum
Rockhold
>>
>>66584408
statement buddy STATEMENT
>>
>>66584374

Take your mandrama to the dedicated mandrama board you fucking child
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>>66584276
>doesn't understand what luck means.
That same statement you made implies that the result is solely determined by weidmans reaction. You played yourself. Its okay to get btfo bud
>>
>>66584441
Are there other "alternative sports" besides mandrama? I've never been there
>>
>>66584502
Things like paintball, airsoft, archery possibly and other things of the such. Usually just sports not as recognized.
>>
>>66584502
Skateboarding, airsoft, surfing, all those sorts of stuff
>>
>>66584502
Historical European Martial Arts.
>>
lads what mma move is this >>>/asp/1122111 ?
>>
>>66584572
The boston crab it says it u fucking goof
>>
>>66584572
the gay reverse coitus

that's the gayest position ever
>>
ya know.... you're gonna see... a fight... that's what you get... you get to see a fight... when.... you get two people in the octagon..they say go... you get a fight... so... that's what were gonna get. were gonna see some fighting..
>>
>>66584630
uh yeah i do know gooftard
>>
>Nate, Conor has been doing a lot of talking about how he is going to be victorious, and has even gone so far as to compare you to a wounded gazelle being eaten alive by a lion. What do you have to say in regards to that?

We gunna fight

>Nate, a lot of enthusiasts have been comparing your fighting style to Conors, and many find it to be a very intriguing matchup. What do think are your biggest strengths if everything goes your way on Saturday night?

We gunna fight
>>
>>66584734
dumb justbleed thug

will never understand why you guys like them so much
>>
>>66584744

less entertainment more fighting, /aspie/
>>
>>66584744
>>66584744
People like him because he represents the hard working man that didn't get a break in life. He works hard for everything and he's true to himself. He doesn't play games, he doesn't put on an act, and he doesn't say anything he doesn't mean.

He's real.

I think, however, that your people would say he's "trill". Did I get that right?
>>
>>66584744
>>66584744
Because he is based and always has been
aswell as putting on good fights
>>
>>66584762
>>66584762
IDK if you can say less entertainment when referencing a diaz bro they love their meems
>>
>>66584861
Obama forsure. Hes in the best shape of all of them he would have the footwork to heem them and trudeau may aswell not even participate since he would get ultra heemed by trump or obama
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>>66583894
(You)
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>>66584871
Even though Trudeau is a massive cuck, he's way younger and would probably win dude
>>
>>66583971

>So miscalculations exist

[hyper cringe]
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>>66584917
me too
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>>66583230
>Nate
>Cuckuy
>Jose
>JBJ
>MM
>Werdum
>Rockhold
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>>66584900
except he couldnt even defend his family from an intruders threatening notes. On top of him not being know for anything athletic
>>
>>66584965
>he doesn't want the habbeb to win
>he think jds is going to beat rothwell
what a goof
reminder jds got heemed by overeem and the USADA took his chin
>>
>>66584999
>usada took his chin
you sir are a walking meme
>>
>>66584999

junior's fall has been rough
>>
>Wanting a muslim that basically fights once every 2 year to win
>taking my memes seriously
keep rolling white belt
>>
>>66585031
>>66584999
s-sorry
>>
>>66585031

Want or not Khabib will win. Ferguson's wins are looking worse every month.
>>
>>66585045
No knee khabib is not going to be able to outwrestle guys so easy as he use to do.
I have him gassing in the 3rd and getting heemed or Cuckuy is gonna combat roll into kneebar and destroy his carrer
>>
>>66585031
only engaging in friendly discussion goofball
>not wanting the #1 lightweight to take his rightful belt

>>66585074
khabib's knee isn't permanently gone, cruz had 1 fight in 4 or 5 years and spent the rest of the time injured, and he won arguably the best fight of his career against dillashaw
>>
>>
Has a wrestler EVER won a street fight?
>>
>>66585074
Wrong. Ferguson will smothered, controlled, and suffocated.
>>
>>66585031
I SAY ALLAH
YOU SAY ACKBAR

ALLAH!
>>
>>66585136
Plenty of slam KOs on YouTube buddy
>>
>>66580563
Klay Thompson?
>>
>>66585136
Are you fucking idiotic m9?
>>
>>66585129
Yes but it only took 1 good leg kick to put him in crutches again
>>
>>66585151
>watch streetfights on Youtube
>become increasingly paranoid, and angry at the world.
>>
>>66582032


>thick
>haha

oh white people you all are so adorable
>>
>>66585207
Everyone passes through that phase.
Eventually you evolve to the "i'm gonna avoid any kind of confrontation, might be a pussy but at least didn't get stab, sleepy and then soccer kicked, slammed etc"
>>
>>66585223
>jerome
>white

Pick one
>>
Some fighter must acquire mink tier wrestling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeo5moeV254
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>>66585234
i just got a gun and decided im gonna kill anyone who tries anything with me
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>>66585223
the first picture makes her look kind of thick desu
the other two are small though, i agree
>>
>>66585240

/rekt
>>
>>66585251
I don't think that's legal lad.
Where do you live?
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>>66585245
ha! i've been following joseph/minkenry for a long time. he's got quite a hobby.
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>>66585258
THE US OF A MOTHERFUCKER
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>>66585258
florida. it's 100% legal.
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>>66585245
>not doing lizard jujitsu
You are behind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64T1dk89FQk
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>>66585263
So NY and LA are not USA?
>>66585267
I knew it was legal in Florida, that's why i asked
Be careful tho
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>>66585280
they shouldn't be desu
the west and east coast are both cancer, the south, midwest, and desert states are the best parts of the country
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>>66585272
That lizard on the right has some slick jitz
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>>66585245
>>66585245

mink is lanket af, strong bjj game tho
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>>66585303
I know but is kind of a grey area in some states isn't it?
I'm sure i read about people shooting unarmed people in street fighting scenarios and then going to jail in USA.
Might be wrong
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>>66585272
>those fucking head-arm throws

Sick as fuck
>>
Anybody else gonna be at UFC in tampa this month? Trying to decide whether to do pot brownie, mushrooms, or oxy for this event
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>>66585272

These lizards have better TDD than mcgoober.
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>>66585342
im in bradenton. i will heem you into a living death, degenerate druggie
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>>66585319
There are a number of people who have gone to jail for killing someone in self-defense. Generally, though, I'm pretty sure it's acceptable to kill someone if your life is in danger. It all depends on the situation though, I think.
>>
Who the FUCK is OSP?
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>>66585370

gsp's black cousin
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>>66585370
Ovince St Pierre, Gsp's adopted son
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>>66585342
pot brownie, should just make you be in a good mood, sooOOOOOOooooooo high, etc.
oxy made me irriable as shit, not cozy at all with loud noises like a crowd cheering
psychedelics should only be done at by yourself or with a small group of friends imo, being in public on psychedelics isn't fun at all
also kys degenerate druggie
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>>66585370
George's wife's son
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>>66585370
George Saint Pierre
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>>66585364
No you wont

>>66585393
I'm probably going with the oxys. Just like 10mg. It gets me excited. You're right about the psychadelics. Not sure if I wanna waste my pot brownie on this though.

And I'm not a degenerate.
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>>66585382
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>>66585382
Obongo St. Pierre?
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>>66585458

cyborg looks more tranny than an actually tranny
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>>66585433
i will wait outside the event with a megaphone and shout 'tfw i could heem every here,' see your shocked look of recognition, and rush over to heem you with a single tremendous punch.
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>>66585433
>oxys get me excited
wut
>>
>>66585475
No you wont
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>>66585482
I dunno man. It makes me super excited and talkative.
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>>66585475

>with a megaphone and shout 'tfw i could heem every here'

>thems fightin' words.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
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>>66585500
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>>66585509

rory: just
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>>66585509
>mfw he got peanuts for that
disgusting tbqh
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>>66585567
Peanuts are both healthy and nutritious.
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>>66585597
Ok Joe
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>>66585597
only if you activate them
>>
>>66584418
this magny - lombard?
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>>66585509

Does UFC cover fighters' medical costs or do they have to pay for them out of their own pocket?
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>>66585234
>"i'm gonna avoid any kind of confrontation, might be a pussy but at least didn't get stab, sleepy and then soccer kicked, slammed etc"
This should be everyones first thought.
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>>66585708
Yes.

>>66585728
UFC covers it, but they didn't always.
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>>66585733

What if Tate's implant bursts during fight, will they pay for new boobjob?
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should I start mma?
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>>66585728
I would suck her dick, no homo

>>66585744
cosmetic surgery, probably not
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>>66585370
The next LHW champion.
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>>66580523
Thanks for making canadians look bad with this garbage thread.
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>>66585789
Lol yeah right. Even you don't believe that.
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>>66585744
which kind do you reckon she has?

http://www.plasticsurgery.org/cosmetic-procedures/breast-augmentation.html?sub=Types+of+breast+implants
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>>66585795
Well, it's not a lock, but I believe he has a great chance. He has the superior power, hands, and athleticism. He will shock the world if Jones can't get him down.
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>>66585823
>ywn watch this fight live again for the first time ever again
why even live?
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>>66585745
you got no chin, easy choke
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>>66580523
dead sport general?
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>>66585823
>you'll never look this alpha as your face is covered with blood.
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I've never seen it brought up, but style that works in a 3 rounder can completely fall apart in a 5 rounder. Not to mention how championship rounds really show the gap between decent cardio and championship caliber cardio.
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>>66585823
>Muh testosterone and lack of defense
What a meme fight
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>>66585923
Never brings this up because it's obvious as fuck.
Perfect example
Anthony Johnson. He can go 3 rds of pure pressure when he is winning the fight eg Anthony vs Phil Davis, but as soon as he is pressured a bit he gasses quick.
Is almost guaranteed that he can't maintain that pressure after rd4 and rd5 even if he is dominating
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>>66585923
ohhh back in the day I used to argue that Fitch was a 5 round fighter, who would rack up more stoppage wins if his fighters were 5 rounds long
them were the days, haha
>>
>>66585983
Yeah, watching some Maia fights brought it up. His top game is devastating, but grappling like that for 25 minutes is brutal. There's a reason most grappling matches are 10-15 minutes and boxing matches are 3 times that and historically have been much longer. Around the turn of the century you'd see matches go 50 rounds because it was all about clinching and working inside.
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>>66585964
I agree with you but Anthony Johnson is a KO artist, and if hes going 5 rounds then his game plan has gone wrong
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post your boys lads
i'm excited to see him fight JDS
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>>66586075
roided bum
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>>66586038
LMAO
i'm rewatching the Anthony Johnson vs Phil Davis fight and in the end of the second round and Henri Hooft tells him "Your cardio is shit" and AJ responds "my cardio ain't shit" and proceeds to take giant gasps of air.
When your coach literally tells you entering the 3rd round you know your cardio is non existent.
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>>66586081
i'll fooken kill ye kant
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>>66585839
>mfw I went to the gym during the first round and got back after the event ended

Had money on mendes and was shocked, then I heard the Rory fight was goat even tho I wasn't into Rd 1
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>>66586038
You see this happen with boxers all of the time. People who rely on devastating KOs usually collapse in a brutal fashion. Johnson has done remarkably well for being a one trick pony.
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>>66581736
name
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>>66586257
Why is Rogan so obsessed with elk meat?
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>>66586257
>That voice at 0:24 while doing the neck slicer
low test
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>>66586257
>368 wins, 45 losses, and 9 draws
fooken ell m8
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>>66586267
because it's a deer, the best and most available form of large game, but it's not just a regular deer it's a fucking ELK bro. basically it makes him feel special.
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>>66586267
because muh hunting muh primal feeling muh meat makes you stronk
>>
how do grown men watch WWE?
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>>66583525
wew
just wew

Tonan had some of the most creative transitions I've seen.
>>
>>66586289
low test beta male liberal detected
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>>66586312
He memed Palhares hard.
Tonon is a beast
>>
>>66586301
I ask myself the same thing, my twitter feed is full of """""""""MMA PEOPLE""""""""""" talking about this shit
>>
UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/15 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Johnson vs Cejudo)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
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>>66586317
go vegan brah
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>>66586301
same way grown men watch 'my little pony'

just acknowledge the fact that such people exist and don't think about it
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>>66586375
Oh for sure, but it's not even comparable.
Literally 80% of american people who like MMA also like pro wressling, it's fucking difficult to avoid.
Every you go they talk about it. Even here on heem on the last UrFight event half the autists in here got excited about the match and even knew the names of these wresslers.
It's really weird.
>>
can anyone tell me how fighters break down fights?

Nig brown and kenny were talking about the middleweight div and basically breaking down how they think certain fighters have an edge over this guy but that guy beats this guy.....

I'm wondering how do they figure these things, is it just completely style based? If so is it as simple as "wrestler with great stand up" beats "BJJ guy limited standup"?
>>
whats this guys name again lads >>>/tv/67821243
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>>66585839
oh god who gave him a knife?
>>
>>66586402
Just watch the sport long enough and with passion and if you have half a brain you are gonna be able to breakdown fights with better predictions than any of these """"""professional analyst""""""
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>>66586414
I mean I'm pretty good at picking upsets, but that's just the gambler in me that likes a skilled underdog. I'd just like to know what specifically these guys look at when they say "x" beats "y", "y" beats "z", "z" beats "x"
>>
>>66586422
There is a ton of factors, technique, movement, speed, athleticism, past success, past defeats, mental strenght, reach height and weight advantages, footwork, power, finishing ability, cardio, jujitsu ability, wrestling credentials, wrestling sucess in mma, strategy, tactics, etc.
Eventually you learn how to account for all this things automatically, like a reflex, you see details in their movement and technique that others don't see while watching a fight.
This is the same for almost any sport, slowly but surely you if you are somewhat passionated and intelligent you will learn.
Some people just simply lack the ability to do this, even fighters, who only predict based on momentum and gut feeling.
>>
>>66586422
>>66586445
btw, even when you learn this, you still will fail to predict a thousand things, that's why this sport is so beautiful.
>>
>>66586452
very true
>>
>>66586452
not true at all
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>>66586465
No? hmmm
gib argument pls
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>>66586452
>mma is beautiful
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>>66586468
was just shitposting m8 wanted to disagree with ausfag
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>>66586476
fu nearly replied
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>>66586471
>he doesn't think mma is the best sport to ever exist in the history of the Virgo Cluster
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>>66586445
>he took time to write this crap
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>time
It took me 3 minutes max, how slow do you type, isis?
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>>66586515
>he took 3 minutes to write that crap
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>>66586520
>he doesn't enjoy leddit type replies
>>
BANTZ
>>
>>66586530
This is a reddit tier webm
>>
>>66586572
Yes, indeed it is.
>>
>my bet money vanished since DC pulled out
>>
>>66583525
>Thats the most strikes Shields has ever landed in a fight

L M A O
M
A
O
>>
Does anyone have any gifs from that spicy as fuck VFC card on Friday?

In the main event when Cochrane was getting GnP'd to death by bighuemonster one of the ring card girls was going nuts and getting a slobby gash over all the violence. If I was a webm fag, I would have webmfag'd it.
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>>66586564

>english/irish people using "me" instead of "my"

fucking hate this about my own country senpai

I even dumped a gf once because she used "me" instead of "my" too much.

Thanks for reading me blog.
>>
>>66580572
are we pretending again?
>>
>>66586677
Why you do that do?
Is a dindu type thing?
>>
>>66586681

It's mostly a trait of the common pleb
>>
>>66586683
Yeah, i agree with you, it doesn't sound good in a woman, everytime i hear it i think of a pirate or a hoolingan kicking a italian kid in the head
>>
>>66586696
>it doesn't sound good in a woman
I dunno, as long as she wasn't a boorish slag or yobbo I wouldn't mind it.

there be good people in all walks of life
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>>66586585
>he bets before the weigh ins
>>
>>66585745
joanna doppelganger
>>
>>66586739
haha the 4th sister, he even has the raccoon eyes
>>
>Conor's eyes at 1:24

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABCv4uUQKnA

If you couldn't tell, he's on coke
>>
>>66586301
they are homosexual.
they are latently homosexual.
they are homosexual yet in denial.
>>
>>66586747

he's just on the PED called success
>>
>>66586747
conor looks like such a nerd with that hairstyle and those sandles on.
>>
>>66586747
>irish pancakes at 1:50
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>>66586422
if i had money to wager i woulda won bigtime on
holm vs rousey
rose vs pvz
diaz vs mcmeme
tate vs holm

and i fucking knew tate was gonna win by choke.
>>
>>66586731
gotta take advantage of them odds brah
>>
>>66583230
conor
khabib
frankie
osp
mm
werdum
weidman
>>
>>66584946
lel
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>>66583230
conrad for continued big memes
EL CUCOOOOWEEE becase fuck glass wrestle man
edgar because he's a nice guy and aldo been a huge bitch
osp for the keks
cejudo because 'mightymousewinslol'
werdum because he's absolutely based
rockhold because he's genuinely an awesome fighter
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>>66586677
i agree. i hate a lot of things about our country.

stupid accent having fish and chip eating muh pint drinking soccer watching wastemen. i hope to emigrate one day
>>
>>66586850

>emigration goals one hundred emoji
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>>66584479
No, it doesn't imply that. I know it's going to take some time for you to accept the truth, you'll get there though.
>>
>>66586850
>>66586859
Where do you ungrateful fuckups live? I'll show you what it means to be English.
>>
>>66586885

South West m8, TQ Crew. Show you are face round here, see what happens.
>>
>>66586885
Did the man kick the ball?
>>
>people think el cucky is going to win
>people think OSP is a tough challenge for Jones
>people think Conor isn't ducking Frankie

God damn you guys are dumb
>>
>>66585452
how is he not screaming in pain from that? i know he's fighting and adrenaline and all, but even Silva was losing it when he broke his shin
>>
It is 5:30AM UFCST

I hope you are all sober, employed and ready to train. Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
>>
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>>66586924
>Conor
>ducking
>Frankie
>>
>>66586938
i'm not sober at all

what are you gonna do about it pussy?
>>
>>66586927
I think that's just a dislocation/torn ligament.

Snapped tibia/fibia is probably much more painful.
>>
>>66586947
Encourage you to make choices that will move you towards your goals in life. Go sleep it off and wake up ready to confront life head on without any crutches.
>>
>>66581239
No... Fedor was for sure ahead of his time. But his opponents were not on the same level as jones opponents are today. He was amazing for his time. He's not amazing against today's mma.
>>
>>66587061
idk Prime (and possibly roided to the tits) Fedor could cuck like 95 percent of the worlds Heavyweights today
>>
New shit thread

>>66587089
>>66587089
>>66587089
>>66587089
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>>66587085
>unironically lost to bigfoot
>unironically lost to a 40 year old middleweight
>>
You can't let me get close, /heem/
>>
NEW

>>66587098
>>66587098
>>66587098
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>>66587093

ok fuck it, use the good ameriburg thread

>>66587101
>>66587101
>>66587101
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>>66586950
>just a dislocation/torn ligament
shits hurts like a bitch and i only had a dislocated patella that looked like multiple dislocations
>>
>>66587085

Fedor's record is completely the opposite of GSP's. GSP fought a string of elite fighters in a legit organization for a decade.
Fedor fought low-hanging fruit in a totally corrupt organization that may well have thrown fights, and when he left Pride his record is shit.
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