UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/15 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/20 - TUF Season 23 Premier
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Johnson vs Cejudo)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
NEWS:
>Jones vs OSP new UFC 197 headliner, for interim LHW title
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/2/11353572/jon-jones-vs-ovince-saint-preux-set-for-ufc-197-with-daniel-cormier
>Jake Shields is a meanieface
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/2/11353484/jake-shields-hits-opponent-with-stockton-slap-calls-him-a-bitch-after
>MM wants Silva's title defense record and more shekels
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/2/11320998/demetrious-johnson-eyeing-anderson-silva-s-record-for-title-defenses
INFORMATION OF NOTE:
Lawler, Tate, RDA don't have scheduled fights, "multiple title fights" mentioned for UFC 200
>>66571833
what happend to this thread
>>66572782
janny deleted it because it was early
>>66572782
>>66572805
oh
>>66572704
Aren't you on day 3 of your ban for the Arianny nude?
>>66572854
>It's a ground is slippery ice level
>>66572837
>>66572906
fuck off goof
>>66572908
beet doesn't stand a chance koksal brought in bigger training partners to mimic beets punching power
-400 koksal +300 beet
>>66572988
>VICIOUS LEG KICKS, JOE!
TWO MINUTES
Lads, I was thinking about where did the words 'manlet' and 'dicklet' and 'lanklet' etc originated from. Does the ending 'let' refer to something being less of? How does 'manlet' relate to height though?
>>66572637
>F.A.N.G
What a shit street fighter character.
>>66573059
short man
>>66573049
till what?
>>66573067
stop this thread was first deal with it you goof
>>66573109
easily the best character in sf5 my man
The based janitor will decide which thread stays and which thread goes.
>>66573059
Started with manlet (implying short men are lesser men. Manlets got angry and started calling normal people "lanklets".
Is this a good price for a PVZ fighting hoodie?
http://www.ufcstore.com/MMA_UFC/Mens_Reebok_Paige_Vanzant_UFC_Chalk_Fight_Night_Walkout_Hoodie
>>66573291
>>66573229
Guys, The Janny promised me I could make the next OP. I've earned it. You guys both already got your shots. It's my time now.
I actually hate everything about AKA. This stupid fucking camp has ruined so many main events at this point it's actually retarded.
>>66572900
Fucking Tony Weeks in the background at 0:07.
How does OSP win the fight?
>>66573059
You heard of piglet? Same basic idea
>>66573525
what the fuck is wrong with them anyway? do they practice kicks on bricks or what
>>66572864
Hmmmmm yes yes, what? U TALKIN TO ME?
Poem I made for you /heem/:
Fist pump as we start
you go for the legs
I stuff your try fast
but you didn't guard the head
now I hope you sleep well
as I squeeze your neck
don't be too mad
next time we'll fuck
>>66573229
>>66573465
I was speaking to the janitor at the hotpocket aisle in Walmart earlier today and he said that he really really likes the memery of canadian threads and that I could make the new one so delete these
>>66573606
4/10 . you can do it better
>>66573537
here you go
>>66573537
Jon jones has a stroke as soon as the bell rings.
Does any woman in mma have sicker jitz?
Lads, guys, pals, bros, whatever, if I apply for jannitor, would it count for my CV? Like "voluntarily worked for 4chan without wage, income whatsoever, from this date to this date"
It would be a proof that I can internet... though
>>66573715
>>66573721
I don't think they'll accept beaners
>>66573796
Agreed. I'd delete your shit for free.
Tecia vs Rose 2 who wins this potential FOTY?
>>66573944
Alright, can you stop trying to fill this one up with goof posting in the meantime
>>66572900
Latifi Bader when?
>>66572908
>koksal I see all day
>>66573606
this is terrible, Canada will literally BTFO of you
>>66573606
can you post yourself in your fighting stance?
>>66574128
not even going to acknowledge him
>>66573666
When this English is so sever bad
>>66574128
>implying I even tried
>implying I wasn't pretending to be a shitty poem writer
>>66574250
>I'm just pretending to be retarded
>>66574378
And now he hasnt updated for a few days. Did he get kidnapped?
>>66574418
i sincerely hope he has someone with him who carries guns because he's helpless off his back
>>66574253
welp the american autist sperglord is here boys
>>66572837
>>66572906
>>66573186
>>66573291
>>66573422
>>66573497
>>66573727
>>66573801
>>66573874
>>66573944
>>66573992
>>66574072
>>66574119
>>66574171
>>66574253
>>66574292
>>66574340
>>66574394
>>66574444
are you the same spergburger that gets really arsepained when people don't use your threads?
>>66574485
He could heem every here
>>66574498
He is triggered because nobody used his thread and it got deleted.
>>66574519
Of course it's him
Will Mighty Mouse get the respect and recognition he deserves once he passes by Silva's 10 defenses and cements himself as the undisputed #1 p4p champ?
>>66574551
History will be kind to him. I don't think he will ever gain recognition during his career.
Can Koreshkov beat Henderson?
Would people think of Bellator as more legitimate or Henderson as more of a can?
>>66574551
he's shorter than the woman's strawweight champion, unironically, no one will ever respect him
>>66574539
AGAIN
lmaooo
>>66574618
Dude what is that toothpick? i dont understand
>>66574551
He's the champ of a shallow division, and Dominick Cruz has beaten him
>>66574551
There's just something about mma cages that makes the flyweights look as small as they actually are. You don't get that in kickboxing and boxing
>tfw browsing this thread and get a FANG player online
>>66574485
>>66574418
Wew I am relieved
>>66574677
she's like a 3/10 tops
Guys, there was a streamable video with the McGregor/Diaz fight (+ walkouts, which made the video so great) with this music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLXQltR7vUQ
I think I had it on my computer but shit happens. Video was around 9 minutes.
Thanks.
>>66574677
not even if nobody ever found out 2bh
>>66574696
>lmao 2pl8
>>66573229
Is that Elsa Jean?
>>66574696
he went all the way up there to lift?
>>66574720
haha
>>66574730
I don't mean to cause alarm, but it sounds like the video you are referencing infringes on some copyrighted material. I wouldn't mention it again if you value life out of prison.
>>66574779
the guy posts nudes on here, he doesn't give a FUCK about the law
>>66574818
study tour.
>>66574779
It was piece of art.
I'll live with the reminder of it.
Thanks, I guess.
>>66574839
here is your
>>66574874
no i wouldn't literally and unironically
>>66574677
Would impregnate just to get those Northcutt genes for my sons. It would be a sacrifice.
>>66574551
No, he is too small. You don't ever see adult men that small in real life. People can't take this seriously.
does anyone have the link to a video of some autistic wmma fighter getting her shit pushed in while acting like a maniac in the ring?
made an epic meme guys
rate pls
>>66574677
No, momma Sage looks a lot better.
>>66575103
I rate it haha out of :)
who you got lads?
>>66574551
I will always respect my manlet brothers.
>>66575163
How about a rare pic of Sage's dad on that natty cycle?
>>66575346
>what kind of quads you want senpai?
>>66575346
>those wrists
JUST
>>66575346
>the calves
what the fuck man
>>66575458
your getting banned bro delete it quick
Is that Sage's sister ?
>>66575493
I hope I made it bro
this is no funny business
Are boob punches allowed in WMMA?
>>66575346
Now it all makes sense
So if OSP wins hes the lhw champ? lel
>>66575346
Based stiffler
yfw you get to see goober lose not once, but twice in one year
>>66575553
respond if you made it
>>66575820
>>66575381
>tfw I have those same wrists
:(
He didn't roll so good
Apparently a local nurse from Montreal took this photo, risking her job for the sake of unveiling the truth about Sage's actual source of power.
Does anyone in /heem/ train BJJ?
There are 3 gyms in my area that seem legit to my untrained eye (the instructors are definitely legit black belts, I just don't know about the schools overall), but what should I look for to know whether they're a good fit.
For example I heard Gracie-Barra is a money making scam even though the instruction is good.
>>66575763
>OSP
>winning against Jones
>>66575904
bjj is a good way to get various types of skindiseases, not even kidding
>>66575346
My nigga calves bigger than his quads
Conor just followed Triple H and Stephanie on twitter.
He's going to be at wrestlemania tonight. Mark my words.
>>66575930
Yes. Cleanliness is one of the major things I'm looking for. Also I already ordered Defense soap.
But thanks for the warning. That is important.
>>66574933
Steroids are genetic?
>>66575930
this is very true, but the reward definitely outweighs the risk.
>142 posts
>38 posters
>>66575998
>kinda hyped for the show
Don't be 2bh. I also recently started rewatching in 2013.
I'm just memeing about, but it's rather odd for him to decide to start following those two out of nowhere. Ronda did make an appearance last year.
Mike Winkeljohn Retweeted
Israel Martinez @IzzyStyle 12h12 hours ago Albuquerque, NM
I witnessed the craziest MMA fight in the life tonight! Absolutely insane. @Cowboycerrone @SixGunGibson @Showtimepettis @sergiopettis
wait, did I miss a card somehow?
>>66575998
>>66576038
Where's a good stream for this faggotry? I haven't watched wrestling since stone cold defected to the ECW
Need mandrama benders to leave desu
>>66575976
Cool. I'll check it out. 2 of the 3 gyms I'm looking at are Gracie affiliated though, so I'm sure they make the cut.
I'm more concerned about avoiding money-making-schemes. I'm sure the training is legit but apparently Gracie-Barra makes you buy all GB gear and it's super expensive. If I'm already paying 150 a month to train I shouldn't have to buy your specific super expensive pajamas too.
>>66576069
He's talking about sparring
>>66576246
madman-like in his tweeting, Joe
>>66576167
Need you to have sex
>>66576291
Present boipucci
>>66576246
>Implying anyone here actually buys UFC PPVs and merch
>N-n-n-no one sits home alone and watches the UFC
sage should stick to engineering imo
>>66576316
You should keep your opinions about Sage to yourself if you don't want trouble. That's a fact.
remember if you're good at something never do it for free
>>66576246
kek'd pretty hard desu
>>66576339
>Typical UFC fighter get brain damage for 3k a month
>>66576328
>>66576190
>>66576339
exactly m8
I am good at eating, so I pay cold hard $ for it. Fuck free food.
>>66576413
>>66576433
you're focusing on the bonobo?
>>66575998
I'm in the exact same position
Watching this shit only because of based Shane
And there's a 7-man ladder match too
Ok, lets be real for a moment. The girl who saw my video of me balding while hitting a heavy bag hasn't been online for 3 days. Did I just get cucked by my genetics?
>>66576465
>>>this is sages gf
No she's not you tumblr shipper
>>66576465
at least it keeps these self-righteous "straight-edges" on ""supplements"" away from poisoning other fighters
>>66576495
you're the biggest, lamest pussy I have ever seen.
>>66576396
>all that mewvement
>not communicating with the ground once
ido is disapointed
>>66572933
jesus fuck they look like twins
anyone have ritalin or adderall i need to enhance my /heem/ experience today
>>66576520
Nah, I only know 2 of these guys desu, The Miz and Ziggler, and from what I remember they're not that good
But a ladder can't be shit tho, can it ?
>>66576524
The only PED Sage is the word of god.
>>66576246
I'm sure Stone Cold Steve Austin stepped in to defend Dana because he got so much shit flung his way
>>66574677
lmao it's sage in a wig
>>66576579
I have shaved the hair off, but the last time she saw me I had hair like the picture of me with the black circle in the middle, so it came as a surprise to her. JUST
>>66576427
i bet that manlet carries invisible luggage all day
>>66576427
>Those calves
Mirin' hard
>>66576584
>But a ladder can't be shit tho, can it ?
It can.
>>66576495
you got cucked by your drug use
>>66576641
lol
damn he must be 5'4
>>66576633
it's literally Goldust's real life brother
i like how sage's dad is clearly just an autistic guy who got into the steroid trade, made decent money, had a kid, then autistically trained him from a very early age to be a martial arts champion. he probably put steroids in his milk
>>66576641
Bruh dont look at my height look at these tats muscles and beard
And my almost guarenteed giant truck I drive
>>66576684
It's something we can all aspire to do tbqh
>>66576704
it's florida trust me he's concealed carrying harder than george zimmerman
>>66576727
>what does that mean???
I think it means the way he carries himself, with his arms kinda puffed out to the side. I work with a bunch of bodybuilder manlettes and they all walk like that because of their freakish abnormal body types and rampant insecurities. Nice guys.
>>66576757
Where do you work?
>>66576790
A bar, as a bouncer. I really want to get on steroids now.
>>66575820
>Goober gasses
>Nate fucks him up standing
>ends the fight with a choke
>mfw retards tell me Nate won because of his superior bjj
why is bjj even a thing
>>66576729
Im from the south, I used to live next door to one of these manlets. Had 2 pitbulls, a giant red truck and loads of guns. Always wore tapout shirts too lmao. Would laugh everytime I saw him
>>66575820
TWO TOUSAND FEEFTEEN WAS MY YEAR
TWO TOUSAND SEEXTEEN WILL ALSO BE MY YEAR
EVERY YEAR IS MY YEAR YEH
>>66576838
that's right can't forget the pitbulls
>>66576838
There's nothing more dangerous than a poor white manlet living in the south
>>66576860
IT'S NOW THE MCGREGORIAN CALENDER, YEH?
Do you think RDA could have heemd Goober or does he not have the Boxing skills/punching power that Nate does?
>>66576906
emperor commodus tried to do this and he literally got killed by a wrestler
>>66576946
NOBODY KNOWS WHAT A GAZELLE IS
>>66575820
>>66576823
>>66576860
Okay now I want McGoat to win just to see your faces lads
holy christ aldo is salty
>>66574214
Absolute madman
>>66577083
>have your star fade so badly after a 5 second bout
I'd be salty too
>>66577090
wut ? It's this early ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJqgsTf3I0s
What does the judge say at the end?
>>66572854
Fuck remember when Tyson was good?
>>66577125
if you do come back it won't go well for you (or something like that)
>>66577021
It doesn't mater what you want, he's not gonna win.
>>66577161
Apparently
Don't care
we shane tho
https://cdn.streamable.com/video/mp4-mobile/3jif.mp4
https://cdn.streamable.com/video/mp4-mobile/3jif.mp4
https://cdn.streamable.com/video/mp4-mobile/3jif.mp4
Jon Jones is a serial shitposter
ONE OF US
>>66577125
>mfw I've fucked up my career prospects and life in general pretty badly
It's probably little solace but at least I haven't worn orange yet
>>66573943
I give the edge to Tecia because of the experience bonus. But Holy fuck Rose has looked outstanding lately. But I mean her most impressive win is PVZ. This will be a good test to see how much Rose has really improved.
>>66577161
yes
yes
its alright to watch mandrama from time to time
>>66574551
Honestly MM should be in the HOF
>>66577239
it's on at 7 PM EST
ya got cucked again europe
>>66577223
Rose went toe to toe with the second most dominate strawweight champion
I will be reporting you dummies if you think you're talking about mandrama in here all night.
>>66577266
anyone else not like mark hunt?
>>66577301
Why wouldn't you like him? He seems like a genuine and nice guy in everything I've seen
>>66575904
If you are sure about each gyms qualifications I would basically just check out each gym (check if they have a trial going on. The gym I went 2 you could pay for just 2 lessons to test it out). Check out the atmosphere and vibe. You dont want to join a gym and realise everyone there is a cunt or the instructors are kind of pompous.
>>66577325
hes fat
José Aldo: UFC interim title "means nothing"
>>66577344
lets just take it out of the equation and remove the guarantee of a title shot then jose! :)
Stacked show tomorrow
>>66577288
And she lost and looked shit doing it. She has improved dramatically.
>>66577344
>Interim belt is made for media and fans, not for me. I want the undisputed belt.
he's not wrong
>>66577207
>he used to his twitter account got hacked everytime he deleted his shitposts
>people actually believed him
>he says that he's changed now and is a better person (and sober)
>people still believe him
>>66577447
Thank you
>>66577370
doesn't sound like he thinks that.
>"We asked for a rematch. For everything I’ve done, all the years as champion, I deserved a rematch, but what can I do? I had to accept. We’re not the ones making the call.
>"what can I do? We’re hired to go there and fight.
>>66577444
will the TUF episode be available on fight pass when they air ?
>>66577500
I think they are on a week delay on fightpass
>>66577500
you have fight pass?
>>66577447
youre getting emotional
>back rub
Post GOAT nicknames
>>66577540
all i see is stiffness
>>66577392
I wanted to like Ian McCall because we have similar pasts but Jesus Christ I can't stand him
>>66576812
Do you wish you'd stayed in school?
>>66577370
>Silva gets a rematch
>Weidman gets a rematch
>Velasquez gets immediate rematches all the time
>Ronda will get a rematch
>LOL NO REMATCH FOR YOU HOESAY DESPITE BEING CHAMP FOR 10 YEARS
>>66577549
Filthy Mauler Tom Lawlor is my favorite.
I also like really lame ones like "The Hater Hurter"
>>66577549
Obligatory
>>66577582
1 punch
13 seconds
It is what it is. I absolutely HAVE to see him fight again before I can even force myself to get hype for a rematch.
>>66577540
>ur fine, don't tell mom
>>66577537
sure
only 7.99 eurocucks per month
>>66577571
He does come off as smarmy to me
>>66577576
For what purpose? I am incompetent, no amount of paper will change that.
>>66577549
In case you had him confused with a different James Krause
>>66577571
>I wanted to like Ian McCall because we have similar pasts but Jesus Christ I can't stand him
He was also a part of a gang called the Lords of South County, where the gang would regularly start fights with random people, usually multiple people beating up one unsuspecting person.
>>66577444
>One more week of no UFC
Fresh update
http://youtu.be/QesvWW9liJQ
>>66577648
i don't think so but u should try to come into my guard and see what happen nigga
Anyone heemspeak for mandrama tonite?
>>66577571
>we have similar pasts
god I hope not too similar
>>66577649
at least you recognized this before amassing 50k debt and not after. fml
>>66577713
forgot all about the skateboard osp cheated with
>>66577708
Yeah, with Shane Del Rosario and Rob Emerson (from TUF 5) too. Laughable shit.
>>66577742
Nah just used to be a junkie too. Never pretended to be in a gang, lol. I liked drugs but I wasn't delusional.
>>66577742
>guyliner
just
>>66577789
Everybody likes drugs tbf
>>66577768
Nah, i've just been taking shitty classes here and there at community college for 10 years.
>>66577734
sure
is jose aldo a shitposter
>>66577804
i hate anyone who has ever done drugs alcohol included
is connor mcgregger a meme fighter?
>>66577804
Yeah. I didn't let them completely ruin my life but I got pretty close. So whenever I see someone else who got clean and changed their life I want to like them.
But some people are just douchebags who happen to do drugs and once they get clean they're still insufferable assholes. That seems to be him.
>>66577836
Ok, but that doesn't mean you don't like them. You just haven't tried the right drugs yet.
>>66577838
connor is a walking meme, fighting or otherwise
>>66577865
*conor
Is conduit a meme fighter?
>>66577804
Sage'd
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/3/11355396/thiago-silva-paulo-thiago-to-compete-in-akhmat-mma-grand-prix-russian-mma
Here is some news if anyone is a Thiago fan.
>>66577804
delete this
>>66577865
*conner
