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IT.
HATH.
RETURNETH.
we made it bros!
pirates beat cards 4-1
archer got 12 Ks in 5 innings
mest vs. roylels
M's
Royals
jesus stop poking me in the back
>>66579669
hips lead the hands my son
orioles
>wait why are the angels and cubs starting the season against eachother
>oh nope it's just preseason on opening day 0.5
seriously baseball stop this shit
GUYS what meat should i buy to grill for the night game
>>66579582
> Reddick
>>66579731
tofu burgers
>>66579952
absolute;y disgusting
>>66579731
Chuck
>>66579731
hot dogs breh
>>66580023
this is what i was thinking, maybe some chicken too
>>66580023
>>66579731
>>66580039
>Amerifats
>>66580062
>he doesnt enjoy delicious bbq
lmao, its opening day!
nth for Marlins
so where will Timmy go?
is he still alive?
>>66580090
>Grilling
>Same as BBQ
>wake up tmrw
>STILL not opening day for my team
>>66580306
it is literally the same thing
>>66580360
lol kill yourself
>>66580360
Here's your (you) faggot. Even in cali people know the differnece
>>66580360
Just kill yourself
>>66580366
>>66580378
srs what is the difference? let me guess you guys are from texass
Greetings, /mlb, I come in hopes of getting some advice from you bros.
I'm about to purchase my mlb.tv package for this season, but I'm not sure if I should get the full premium package or just the single team package. I only watch one team so the decision seems obvious, but aside from the bonus of being able to watch any game should I ever feel the need, Premium also comes with mlb at bat premium app subscription.
Does anyone know the difference between the normal mlb at bat app and the premium one. If I just have the single team package will I still be able to watch games on my phone/tablet?
>>66580406
New Yorker here. The difference is that for BBQ, the meat is slow cooked. Usually takes at least 12 hours minimum. There are different variations of BBQ but it's all slow cooked no matter the variation. Grilling is just throwing meat on a grill for a few minutes.
Fuck, you are retarded.
>>66580566
its all bbq from grilling to slow cooking. you easterners need to get off your high horse. google bbq and let me know what you see chump
>opening day tomorrow
>at 9pm
For fuck sakes it's a work night. Why?
>>66580594
>google bbq and let me know what you see chump
A map of all the BBQ places in my hometown. Your point?
>>66580608
>least coast
>>66580619
images you idiot
Happy MLB Opening Day, /sp/fags
Fuck the Yankees
>>66580594
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbecue
L
>>66580608
I know that feel
I got tickets to the game I'm amped
>>66580627
Wrong timezone.
>>66580627
Why are Analheim "fans" so moronic?
>>66580650
they have all types. whats your point?
>>66580685
im not even an angels fan, i just have that pic
>>66580685
>>66580680
Sorry I don't know who the team is in your picture so I just assumed the worst coast, least coast.
>>66580698
Read you stupid nigger. This is your last (you).
>>66580727
grilling is literally bbq
is there a cheaper place to buy hats online than MLB shop?
>>66580800
team stores have sales sometimes
>That ESPN My House video
Jesus christ this is fucking embarrassing. Its like the shit Cartoon Network does.
>>66580920
Yankees btfo without even playing kek
>>66580800
China
>Got 1 hour n 30 minutes before the next game
Spee wot do?
>>66580608
Because California
>>66580964
Fap vigoriously
>>66580964
have sex with your girlfriend
>>66580978
r-right
>have to relive the world series again
why did mlb do this to me?
should i skip work tomorrow
>>66580964
Im watching the new peewee Herman movie and my gf shopping so no booty
I hope the Angels aren't shit this year.
>>66581038
Use that suffering as fuel.
>>66581038
>implying we won't come out stronger and kick the shit out of the roylels
Tim Circlejerkian sounds like a muppet
>>66580537
I'll bump for you senpai
Is Degrom pitching? I have him on my fantasy team
>>66580964
I'm marathoning Victory Gundam
holy shit, all the female characters are terrible
>>66580920
Fucking rays man they always put up a fight and grind games out. Archer is a beast to be honest.
Is it autistic if I wear my Goldschmidt jersey to my morning class tomorrow? I'm leaving to the game right after
>>66581201
Who gives a fuck I would wear it.
>>66581201
nah. Its opening day.
>>66581148
nah they're letting harvey go out and throw 5 of the 25 innings he's allowed on the season
Have the rangers won yet?
>>66579582
Mets I guess. I just don't want to see the Royals do well, I suppose
>>66580317
Who's your team?
>that yamaka
oy vey
>>66580608
wagecuck detected
>>66581285
raising the banner soon
http://m.royals.mlb.com/kc/video/v567518983/live-royals-countdown-to-gametime
>>66581294
Neet basement dweller detected.
>>66581309
Ironic since I thought whos fans were all neets
>tfw Rockies baseball
Going to Coors next weekend.
>>66581428
How does it feel like when you step into a meme stadium?
tfw no military opening day gf
How much is Analslime paying Hamilton to eliminate them from the WC this year, bros?
> kurkjian's voice
>>66581525
Its a beautiful stadium. Great atmosphere. I really dont buy that you cant win there. The opponents have to deal with it as well.
>>66581601
$26.41M
>>66581628
i'll be visiting in june famalam, what should i do/see while i'm there?
Dubs and O's winning the World series this year.
>>66575252
>>66575252
here is thread
>>66581628
If you build to the park's strengths, you will be successful at home. That's why the M's have been getting destroyed with their terrible OBP.
>>66581054
Do it pussy, you weak if you don't
>tfw t-mobile has free promotion
>if you have a t-mobile data account you get MLBTV premium free for the year
>have t-mobile's "free 200 MB of data for life" tablet plan, pay nothing
>still get access to MLB TV premium for this whole season even though i pay literally zero
Feels good man
>>66581669
Depends what youre into.
16th Street Mall if you wanna wander with families
Colfax Street if you want music venues, wierd shops and homeless people.
Denver Art Museum is top notch
LODO for getting drunk
Drive west into I70 for mountain adventures.
>>66581684
They consistently run out medicore pitchers that get hammered. ERA 4.00 in another park that becomes 6.50 out here.
>>66581795
thanx bro
Who /T-Mobile/ here?
>>66581666
satan confirmed as josh hamilton. hell he even murdered a father on national TV
>>66581753
I have to use verizon since i live out in the fucking sticks does t mobile still have the free data for tablets going on?
>>66581889
Here. No more shitty bootleg streams for me.
>tfw alanna rizzo will die before the dodgers win a ring
>>66581979
MLB saying how this year's subscription is so great, less blackouts.... the Sunday night game is still blacked out. Fuck MLB fuck EPSn
>>66581971
http://www.t-mobile.com/landing/bring-your-own-tablet.html
would you bang jessica mendoza?
i definitely would
>>66582073
Hell yea tbqh
>>66582028
>Free year subscription
>Haha enjoy your blackouts 99% of the time
Cancer.
>>66582073
> implying any of us on /mlb/ can afford to be picky
>>66582134
Whatever. Least I got the at bat premium and can actually see pitches and videos and radio freds.
>opening day
>interleague
Absolutely disgusting
>>66583172
>odd number of teams in AL/NL
someone has to do it
>>66582073
No because she's ruining baseball
>>66583210
> this is what MRA actually believe
>>66583197
true, but they're doing 3 inter league series instead of just one
>>66583227
She only has the job because schilling offended terrorists and E!SJWpn had to check their privilege and earn some lefty brownie points.
>>66583279
> i don't understand the modern world at all
> everyone else should change, i'm the one who's right!
>>66583279
The baseball tonight crew is too white and they couldn't hire Reynolds again because he raped an intern and there's apparently no other black people retired from baseball who want to do commentary
Who are the meme teams this year boys
>>66583291
>implying most of the world feels the same way about women
>implying most of America isn't sick of how retarded leftist have gotten
>>66583343
oh, you're right. i forgot that women aren't people, how could i be so stupid? must be all that leftist propaganda.
>>66583291
Yurop is literally importing millions of people who don't let women show their hair
>>66583320
>indians
>mest
>tardinals
>>66583376
Mendoza isn't even good at commentary. She has zero chemistry with the rest of the crew and her knowledge of the game is very low. But please keep spouting your leftist fallacies about how I want to kill all women because I think it's wrong to put an under qualified person on a position just to fill a quota.
>>66583443
stay deluded, /pol/
>>66583443
Does John Kruk still commentate? No way that she's worse than him
>>66583376
Shes just bad. Softball is not baseball. Shes only there to talk about her dad and muh memories. Theyre trying to meme for more viewers.
>>66583452
>literally no counter argument
Stay assblasted, tumblr
Why does softball even exist? Why can't girls play baseball?
>>66583644
ball is to small
OFFICIAL MEME TEAM POWER RANKINGS
Eternal meme tier: Cubs, Nationals, Rangers, Mariners
High tier: Astros, White Sox, Indians, Padres, Brewers, Rockies, Mets, Phillies
Mid-tier: Royals, Orioles, Tigers, Angels, Twins, Rays, Jays, D-backs, Braves, Reds, Marlins, Pirates
Blue Blood tier: Red Sox, Yankees, A's, Dodgers, Giants, Cardinals
>>66583697
>royals not in eternal or at least high meme tier
u wot
>>66583776
>baseball blue bloods still BTFO
>>66583697
being bloo blood is a meme
>>66583697
>Nationals
Just kill me, sempai
> mfw Giants win the World Series again over you plebs
>>66583697
ACTUAL MEME TEAMS
>Cubs
>Nationals
>Dodgers
OFFICIAL BANDWAGON
1. Cubs
2. Red Sox
3. Yankees
4. Giants
5. Royals
>>66583952
>giants that low
no
>>66583697
>who's
>high tier
What's their meme? Sucking?
>>66583995
>who's
that's their meme
>>66583952
>doubting the Mariners meme power
Pirates front office should be arrested for highway robbery on this Polanco deal. This kid is gonna be a stud.
>>66584068
gotta realize that is only buys out 3 FA seasons (with the options)
>mest still getting BTFO by Edinson Volquez
kek
>its a commentator literally cant go 90 fucking seconds without mentioning the royals dont strike out episode
>>66584188
>they just put the ball in play and don't strike out
Going to be a long fucking season.
>>66583966
Its not a meme if you back it up with rings
>>66584188
>>66584275
>bandwagoners don't appreciate the underdog plucky aw shucks salt of the earth play the game the right way missouri gold logo royals
A FUCKING LEAF
>>66584112
It starts next season, so they have him locked up till 2021 (2023 with the options). I would guess it's something like $2 million next year, with an increase of like $2.5M every year after. Based on what I've seen, I see no reason why he won't outperform that by like $20M over that time.
>>66584285
Ring*
>>66584313
I mean through 2021
>>66584304
t. uppity bandwagoner
>>66584304
Never said it wasn't appreciated it just gets annoying as fuck when the announcers have nothing else to say but le put ball in play team all the fucking time.
>>66584285
you mean "ring"
>>66584275
If the jays won would you prefer to hear about dingers errywhere and how you win by hitting the ball out of the park, thereby removing all defensive influence?
TTO or Smallball?
>>66584473
Dingers all day erryday
TOP 5 TEAMS LIKELY WINNING THE WORLD SERIES
1.Blue Jays
2.Royals
3.O's
4.Cubs
5.Rangers
>>66584490
But it wouldn't be the fun all the time, commentators would John Madden it like they're doing with the royals now.
>To win, you gotta score more points
>What hit gets you the most points? Dinger, case closed.
>>66584501
O's are going to be a dumpster fire. Ruins your list completely.
Trash rotation
Trash defense
>>66584501
>cubs
>ws
>winning
ya lost me
>>66584501
That 3 through 5 is an atrocity
>soria
>soria
JUST
>Joke-im
>>66584501
You are retarded. Quit drinking tap water.
>Assdribble
>>66584598
>Trash defense
Nigger what? RF is literally the only bad defensive position.
wew lad
sorry tigers your secret agent isn't enough to stop us
Aside from the Rasy offense literally taking a shit on the field, Opening Day was based.
wew lads
the cyborg does it again
>>66585184
Stroshow
Wew lad
>wade davis will never pound your asshole like he pounds the strikezone
why even live brehs
>>66580537
Get T-Mobile contract for now and get a premium sub for free this year
>osuna looking shaky
the cartel got to him didnt they
I've waited a whole year for tomorrow guys
don't let me down
>google image search "marlins man"
>Become increasingly envious of his lifestyle.
He's pretty much living the dream life.
Does he have a wife?
>>66585285
Could your team please quit wasting Trout's talent with shity rosters?
>>66585285
Can we have trout pls
do you have a rembrandt on your team?
>>66581168
Discussion topic: Given the scale of competition presented by each lineup, Archer actually had a more dominant night. Aaaand discuss.
Discussion topic: Joakin Soria
>>66585397
lot of guys were rusty and its the trop
>>66585463
>allot of guys were rusty
Then what the hell was all that spring training for? No excuses
>>66581201
nope. the babes will be mirin' your fresh gear desu senpai
Before i go to sleep, i would like to dedicate this to ESPN for letting a woman commentate a game and ruining the great game of baseball:
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66581628
>I really dont buy that you cant win there. The opponents have to deal with it as well.
The difference is that only the Rockies have to play half their games there. Everyone else gets to play in more normal parks the most of the time.
Coors is beautiful though, I'll agree with that. Underrated for sure.
Predict your lineup and rotation WARs
Eaton: 2-3
Rollins: 1-2
Abreu: 3-4
Frazier: 3-4
Melky: .5-1.5
Garcia: -1-.5
Lawrie: -.5-1
Jackson: 0-1
Avila: -1-.5
Sale: 4-5
Quintana: 2-3
Rodon 1.5-2.5
Latos: -1-0
Danks: -1-0
>all those black holes
Fuck...
>>66585596
>latos plays for the whosox now
wait wut
>>66585606
They picked him up for 3 mil. It was a backup plan for the rotation in case Johnson and Turner sucked ass which they did. But from what we saw, Latos sucked ass too. Just no winning...
>>66585385
the actual rembrandt retired on top
Are the Royals the official team of /sp/?
>mfw the new DBacks jerseys and pants
>>66585582
Sure its not always the same team but there is always an away team dealing with the same massive outfield and altitude.
>>66585618
if only sale could start 60 games a season
>>66585660
No, that's the Red Sox. Most bandwagon casual shitposters so it's perfect for /sp/ - /ShitPost/
>>66585333
Nah, doesn't have any financial responsibilities other than whatever the fuck he wants, plus does all of his law work via online while he travels.
Literally living the life.
Do you think I'll ever get a ring someday anon?
Doesnt anyone actually object to the impending NL adoption of the DH rule?
>>66585596
how do you predict WAR?
>>66585770
work for fangraphs and use a random number generator
>>66585770
Spreadsheets and autism
>>66585765
I like the dynamic of AL using DHs and NL using Pitchers. I think it'll change in the near future though since pitchers are being paid so much now, and they'll want to keep their injury risk down.
>>66585770
Formulas involving advanced and theoretical calculus, deep statistics, and most importantly discrete mathematics.
>>66585774
then ignore that random number generator, make a ridiculously low prediction based on previous data so you could later write articles about how X player blew away all projections
>>66585596
Pillar - 7
Donaldson - 10
Bautista - 11
Encarnacion - 9
Tulowitzki - 8
Collabelo - 6
Saunders - 7
Martin - 7
Goins - 6
Stroman - 15
Dickey - 12
Estrada - 10
Sanchez - 8
Happ - 9
Lifelong jays fan here
>>66585858
Boy this joke sure is getting stale...
>>66585770
You use conditions that you deem fair and don't share those tho.
>>66583443
i might be willing to give memedoza a chance if they gave her a solo announcing job steam of being in a bukake commentary gangbang.
>tfw once vin scully dies all baseball will just be 5 people talking over each other forever
>>66585765
lifelong dodgers fan here. my mom and grandma told me the DH was heresy and AL were meme teams.
IMO I like how the pitchers actually have to bust their asses and work like everyone else on office.
Seeing Grenkie get stuck on first base in DC during a 100 degree day and sweat his fucking ass off and having to pitch right after than was fun.
AL pitchers are casual faggots who fap in between innings since they dont have to hit
>>66585858
Theyre going to be a playoff team but thats just bait.
>>66585907
the jays are legit my friend we are winning the next two WS back to back
>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best pitching depth in the NL and a top 10 offense in the MLB will miss the playoffs this season
>Justin Turner (objectively and statistically a top 5 third baseman, it isn't even debatable)
>Hyun-jin Ryu (best Pitcher in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1.98 ERA, 280 SOs, and a sub 1.000 WHIP)
>Cory Seager (a top 3 shortstop already and going into this season will be fully recovered from causing all those errors in the ALCS (2.9+ dWAR, .290 BA )
>((((Joc Pederson))))(literally a top defensive outfielder that is way better than just a platoon guy .700 OBP)
>Yasiel Puig (top 10 designated hitter in the NL 35 HRs, .700+ slg,)
>Kike Hernandez (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in baseball, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>Adrean Gonalez(one of the fastest and most explosive players in baseball)
>Clayton Kershaw(one of the best post season pitchers)
>Best Bullpen depth in the NL
>Best pitching staff in the MLB
>Best infield in the MLB
>Top 5 total
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Dodgers are losing the NL west this season
The Dodgers win drought ends in 2016-2017
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
>>66583952
>win the division 3 years in a row
>meme
>>66585907
Gee the flag didn't tip you off?
>>66585921
>doubting the force of an entire nation being behind one team
Why are the Diamondbacks going after Michael Broun instead of just using Brito? Brito has a .303 batting average
>>66585904
I just love baseball but im probably 60/40 for the DH. In the end there are just too many embarrassing pitcher ABs. PHs are ok but those players can see more playing time with a DH slot. Alot of teams dont have a big bat for that and instead use it to platoon players.
[spoiler]Dodgers are not making the playoffs XD[/spoiler]
>>66585948
I understand the kike reasons why people want the DH, it still does not make me like the idea. I would puke in my mouth a bit if the dodgers hired some 45 year old tubby piece of shit to swing for the fences all the time and not to field at all.
Dodgers will miss the playoffs our kike FO gave us a stupid nigger manager and they were so jewy they let one of the living GOATS go to the dbacks because they were worried about overpaying him in fucking 2023. Dodgers are tanking for draft picks this year
>>66579631
FINGERS CROSSED for this season, M's-Bro. Can't wait to sit at the bar tomorrow night and BS about the Mariners!
Is Harper gonna stay on the nationals? His contract is almost done
>>66585962
>they were so jewy they let one of the living GOATS go to the dbacks because they were worried about overpaying him in fucking 2023.
Not a dodgers fan but I fucking hate this shit so fucking much.
/pol/ was right.
>>66585978
yankees are clearing out their shit contracts and not taking on new ones just so they can offer harper a 400mil/10 year contract
>>66585366
FUCK MIKE TROUT
>>66585967
>tfw i have season tickets to the mariners high A ball team
M's drafting was hilariously bad. I think only 2-3 people got called up all year, team went 26 wins 44 loses in the first half, 35 Wins 35 Loses in the 2nd half but i think they went on a 15 game win streak raping qt rookie ball and low A callups
>>66585962
uhhh ok chief.
>>66585999
andrew friedmen please take your trips and hang yourself
![usp_mlb__spring_training-pittsburgh_pirates_at_tor_80656926[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/L0JFDmS.jpg "usp mlb spring training-pittsburgh pirates at tor 80656926[1]")
Post players who absolutely /420blazeit/
Starting with John Jaso.
>>66586008
ethier probably smokes a ton to deal with pain
>>66586005
Id be mad too if my team spent 253 million dollars on a 3rd place team.
>>66585858
Where's Price? He's gonna get 1000 ERAs this year cap it btw diehard Jays fan here
>>66586023
of any of the dodgers who probably blaze it, it's kike hernandez
>>66586064
i bet puig got fat off of weed and taco bell last year. he might be roiding now
Who's your favorite player on your favorite team? And your favorite player on another team? Goldy/scherzer
>>66586023
>>66586059
So do you guys like just wanna like fuckin hop on in and like..... yeah? I've got a couple a bongs and like some other shit and ....... yeah.
>>66586073
Scott Van Sylke
Dee Gordon
>>66586101
just bust your ass and use whatever tutoring center your school has as much as possible
>>66585858
>Yanks fans are so booty bothered by the Blue Jays they resort to this day in day out
What a time to be alive /mlb/, feels good to be relevant
>opening day
>on a tuesday
>against an interleague opponent
Is the MLB trying to ruin opening day?
>>66586073
Jose Abreu
Yu Darvish
>>66586136
MLB know opening day at dodger stadium or AT&T would sell out even if it is one some random fucking weekday
>>66585858
>knowing who pillar, martin, and goins is
>spelling bautista, encarnacion, and donaldsons name correctly
>knowing what a rotation is
Return your meming license immediately. You very suck at this.
>>66586276
Here we see the two types of softball player
Skinny stick girls and tree trunk legged female prince fielders.
>>66586276
Buy how's that possible? Don't you people have work? Those lawns aren't going to more themselves.
>>66586073
KLUBBOT/Nolan Arenado
Tomorrow is Day 1. Let's see what happens.
>>66586288
>a THICK softball girl will never sit on your face and make you give her head to prep her for the girl bull
why live?
why cant girls play normal baseball sp?
>>66586276
If the spiccer home opener is sold out, who's mowing the lawns?
>>66586294
Real jobs have these things called vacation days, where you talk to your boss a few weeks/months before hand and set a certain time where it is agreed that you won't come in to work.
>>66586303
>>66586294
go take your stale bean burrito jokes to /hoc/ the dodgers play in the 2nd greatest city in america and it makes flyovers jealous
>>66586101
Hey could be worse. Im 23 and just starting out in college
FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS SEASON
HAPPY FELIX DAY
>>66586297
#ClevelandRox
>>66585765
Only problem I have with the DH is that by adding it you're telling people it's ok to have a roster of 8 guys who play the full game while two other guys only have to play half the game. It's bad enough bullpen pitchers are specializing.
>>66586511
Its gay seeing pitchers as an automatic out or a bunt sacrafice
>>66586542
>pitchers never have to hit
>act shocked when they are bad
If all the shortstops in NL never had to hit they would be bad too.
With all the interleague play pitchers never get a chance to become elite hitters like Ruth
>>66586542
Maybe that wouldn't be happening as much if they would teach pitchers how to hit
>>66586553
never going to happen in this pitchers era. all priority goes to training and protecting the arm.
>>66586551
>>66586553
I guess, but its cool seeing a team with a specialized defense player (pitcher) and specialized offense player (dh)
>>66586566
We'll have to agree to disagree
>>66586573
Nah you just have to accept the future.
>>66581601
>anglels
>competing for a WC spot
Kekkerino
What is Mlb at bat and why is it $20
>>66586651
Phone app with every team's radio broadcast
It's worth it
>>66586656
You get a free game everyday?
>>66586651
Literally... LITERALLY, the best app in professional sports.
Every single radio broadcast for every single game every single day (Home, Away, National (when applicable) and Spanish (When applicable.))
HD Video highlights, scoring notifications, game recaps, stats, pitch tracking, live lookins when big shit is goin down
etc etc etc. Seriously the best sports app.
>tfw no Jane Lee gf
>>66586673
Is there a schedule for game of the day
>>66586694
You mean for the MLB.tv free game? I'm pretty sure there is.
Felix Hernandez needs 3 wins and 21 strike outs to become the overall #1 pitcher in Mariners history. Passing Jamie Moyer and Randy Johnson respectively.
>yfw the jints keep the meme dream alive and win the Worlds Eries this year
>>66586806
>passing Moyer and Johnson
Mind literally being blown here.
>yankees opener postponed
>new york in charge of good weather in april
just fucking end me
>>66588338
Yankees btfo by mother nature
happy felix day everyone
2 questions /mlb/...
>does spring training go on way longer than necessary. Could it be cut back a week with some rest for players before opening day?
Was goofy as fuck seeing the cusbs playing last night but it being a spring training game.
>why the fuck did AJ Pollock slide head first?
All the injuries to players doing that and he does it a few days before the start of the season
FUCKING HYPED!!!
>>66586666
If you have T-Mobile then its free. Other than that its a subscription fee.
Quads checked
Is Jose Bautista worth the $150 billion he's asking for?
>>66588536
Billion? No.
>>66588502
I prefer having the beautiful park over the At Bat free graphic wallpapers. Still tho, hyped.
>>66588536
Nah. 3x30 is the absolute most I would give him. If he wants more welp it was a good run see you later.
Most peanuts sold in MLB last season:
1. Dodgers
2. Royals
3. Astros
4. Angels
5. Mets
(Source: National Peanut Board)
>>66588590
It wasn't free. You have to have premium to get the Sox's.
>>66588599
Socal really likes nuts desu
>>66588628
surprise surprise
>>66588603
Oh right sorry, I was thinking it was free cause of T-Mobile promo. Yeah it's premium.
>>66588644
Thank god I have T-Mobile.
>>66588536
Rogers should just give him his trillion dollar contract
>>66588577
Canadian dollars
>opening day rained out
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66588674
This, I have a 5 gig data plan for 30 bucks and I still fucking hated them until now.
Kek fucking Stankees are so shit they won't even show up.
Might as well give Kuechel the complete game shutout victory by default. It was gonna happen anyway.
>>66588708
I got the unlimited LTE plan, and MLB.TV I think goes through the Binge On thing so it doesn't incur a data charge.
Hey Royals fans here, I went to check out RR and whenever I ctrl-f'ed "drip" I saw 0 results and same for "wew" too.
Mind explaining?
>>66588726
Oh nice, I was wondering about that
>>66588724
>Blow Gay banter is so shit they think a PPD is insulting
There is literally nothing more pathetic then a Canadian
>>66588777
>more pathetic then a Canadian
>then
top kek
is Field of Dreams any good?
>wake up
>opening day is still about 12 hours away
>>66585333
I sat right behind him on Saturday. Didn't see a Mrs. but he seemed to be with 2 kids. Sons? Grandchildren? Nephews? I dunno
>Opening """""""""""Day"""""""""""
>Opening Night meme bullshit
Gay desu. Gonna have to dip early from my night class to watch my Cubbies play at 9:05pm.
>>66588726
Telecom is so expensive here
All the big companies want nationwide coverage but most of the country is uninhabited so they have to maintain infrastructure in fucking northwest territories and rural Ontario and Quebec
>tfw forgot my cap at home and can't #CapsOn at work today
Even the cats got me beat.
Who /ninehoursofbaseball/ today
>>66589205
I dreamt about baseball all night too
>>66588849
Nothing more important on a Laotian pog trading site than pointing out every time someone screws up then/than. Don't you have a bunch of shitty hockey teams to slit your wrists over?
>>66588757
What's RR?
>>66579631
FIGHT
>>66588338
kill me desu senpai
>>66588338
This is why we have a dome
>>66588502
clover is ded use mimi
>>66589132
caps on is a kike shill by jew era
who /tribe/ here
its snowing btw
>>66589660
Well our owner is one of the biggest Jews. He even just got into the NBA HoF.
>Mest
>>66588338
smdh. Not like >we had a chance against Keuchel
>>66589680
Are the Indians actually going to be good this year or just shit the bed like the previous 2?
>>66589798
I presume bedshitting but hopefully entertainment
>>66589753
Somebody call the Slutbusters
>4 runs off of not even a single extra base hit
>forcing opposition into errors
>bunts
>sliding into first
>perfect defense
>salvy gunning down runners
>steady starting pitching
>cyborg in bullpen is still functioning properly
>cucking teams #1 pitcher
>home crowd amped up
Typical KC domination on display
Is /mlb/ ready for another Royals WS?
>>66589950
>projections have royals winning 78 games
That's a fucking joke and they should be fired for that. But youre still a huge fag and fuck the royals.
>Go to college near Houston
>A bunch of Astros """"""""fans"""""""" in this area
>Keep telling me about how Dallas Kooshell is going to shutout the Yankees tomorrow
I hate Texas baseball """""fans""""" so much
Who's starting for the Brewers? Rotoworld says Jungman but other sites say Peralta.
NY """fans""" afraid of a little rain
>>66589950
>Niggas talking, they bitchmade, Ixnay off my dicksnay
>That’s Pig Latin, itch-bay, who gon stop me huh?
>Opening day
>Yankees vs Stros
>first game of the day
>cancelled
Reeeeeeeeeeereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>66590286
>the city of ny
>>66589996
kek you were this butthurt last year during the wildcard game too. excited to see it reach new heights tomorrow
>"rain delay" because you're scared of getting analdevastated in both the last game of last year and the first game of this year
sort your fucking country out lads
>>66589977
Project your own dick to your ass leafposter
>>66590337
>lads
leave
>>66589753
Here's the line-up for Mrs.Met's puss btw
Why do people still use trips here? I don't understand. Do you not get enough attention in real life? No one cares which team you root for.
>>66590337
>tf
>tt
>>66590362
you care enough to post about it
>>66590384
Stupid fucking redditfag
>>66590403
>muh trips
>muh reddit
>expos gotta get BTFO today
Which is better?
>>66590327
>during the wild card game
I was at a friends house watching the wild card game, so I wasn't posting on here. Nice to see that I'm constantly in your thoughts though <3
>>66590433
Using a trip is the most Reddit thing you can do here next to buying a pass. You don't need an account to post on 4chan. Nice epic costanza picture!! Only us oldfags remember that one.
>>66590477
Doesn't matter desu
>>66589996
>tripfag
>Texas
>Yankee bandwagoner
>complaining about other bandwagoners
Literally kill yourself
>>66590477
the second one
>>66590494
nice memes faggot
who /hellahype/ here
>>66590477
right.
Just win at least 3 of the first 10
Please
wil anyone start 13-0?
guess I'll just watch some tennis for a while instead..
>>66585715
no your legit trash with your sub 200 post season average you dont even deserve to be in the playoffs
>>66590477
Left. My autism needs to see the 3rd dot fill in before they end that half of the inning.
>>66590514
>calling him a bandwagoner when the Yankees when they haven't been relevant in years
>calling him a bandwagoner when Texas teams have been to a World Series more recently than the Yankees
>>66590719
>the Yankees when they haven't been relevant in years
They literally won the world series in 2009
Fuck off
>>66590731
exactly. If he was a bandwagon. He would have left the yankees bandwagon by now after their mediocre seasons and just bandwagon some team like the rangers or astros
>>66590719
>cheering for a team that has 27 rings
>not bandwagoning
>>66590731
>7 years ago is recent
>>66590752
26 rings and an antique store pocket watch
>>66590748
I just assume that's where the Mest fanbase comes from.
>>66590763
not only is that literally true, but you are seeming to imply that a playoff team from last year is "irrelevant".
This is why sports discussion has become so terrible in recent years. It's unbearable
>>66590800
Seriously they won a WS 7 years ago and make the playoffs, yet they're irrelevant.
There are teams that haven't made the playoffs my entire life.
That horrible fucking feeling when at work during opening day
At least bumgarner will get a donger off some shitty brewer pitching
That horrible feel when stuck at work amd cant even stream the games or listen via radio
At least the gints have an ez win today
>>66590800
The argument was that he was a bandwagoner. Let's assume he was, and didn't follow the team until they won in 2009. Even if this was the case, he's followed a team that hasn't won in 7 years, and has even been eliminated twice by teams in his immediate region recently. That's some dedication for a bandwagon fan. Fuck, I don't like Yankees fans either, but you guys need to be consistent with your autism.
>>66590832
>Not calling out
Come on faggot
>>66590832
>>66590854
Neat 4chan said that first post didnt go through
>>66590857
If he isn't from new York, and none of his family is from new York, while simultaneously living in an state with multiple baseball teams, and he STILL chooses to root for the Yankees, he's a fucking bandwagoner
You can put your trip back on now
>>66590857
I don't care whether or not you think he's a bandwagon fan, I'm just saying your assertion that they haven't been relevant in years is false.
The Mariners, Marlins, and Padres haven't been relevant in years.
>>66590882
I actually do think the texas yankee trip has family in NY or actually lived there at one point
>Another game postponed
Wew
>yfw the pirates win the Worlds Eries
>No Indians/Red Sox game
Should I buy a Frias or a Van Sylke jersey?
>>66591132
>mfw the pirates lose yet another wild card game
>>66591178
https://www.thrillist.com/travel/nation/major-league-baseballs-worst-fans-worst-fans-in-mlb
5. Filithys
4. Skankees
3. Red cucks
2. Methinals
1. Spiccers
How can /sp/ be so right? Is this meme magic at work?
>>66591218
>writer is a Boston fan
>ranked them 3rd
At least we can't claim he's biased.
>>66591136
REEEEEE WHEN WILL GLOBAL WARMING HAPPEN
>>66591218
I want to say he is but really it's impossible to argue with those rankings other than maybe putting the Yankees a little higher
>>66591296
it's Climate Change™ now bruh
>liberals in charge of branding
>>66591218
>And then they won. And as anyone who's ever been to Gillette Stadium can attest, there is nothing worse than Boston fans when a Boston team is winning. But unlike the unshakeable confidence of the Yankees fan, the Sox fan possesses a terrifyingly pessimistic view of the game.
Sounds about right.
>>66583859
Serves ya right for rooting for Corporate America™ The Team
>>66591218
>for rocking the most offensive logo in sports because a certain football team in Washington is proudly defending a straight up racial slur
Stopped reading immediately.
Fuck you for tricking me into giving some SJW shill clicks.
>first run of the season is a walk-in
haha
>>66591322
REEEE ISNT THIS CLIMENT ALREADY COLD IT SHOULD BE HOT REEEE
>>66591218
>tigers
how could they be THIS accurate?
>Atwater dirty blondes
>trammell got jewed
>miggy jerseys, miggy jerseys everywhere
>bbbbbut remember guys, we're all white and none of us actually live in Detroit
>>66591451
Meme magic is real.
>>66590882
>s-samefag!
This guy has it>>66590937
My dad is from the Bronx, and the rest of my family on his side stayed in New York. We go to games whenever we visit them.
>doyers fan
>team will play fine even with injuries
>unstoppable as people come back
>95 wins in a division with giants and upgraded dbacks
>win it soundly
>kershaw postseason era under 1 without mattingly
>none of it matters cause nobody is going to hit
>4 runs total in the nlds
the pain is unbearable
>>66580608
>2016
>he's still a wagekek
>took off work and no game
Thanks
>>66591218
>despite spending the GNP of Fiji on free agents, the Mariners haven't made a playoff push in over a decade. And it’s that kind of ineptitude that has created a city full of people who insist soccer is actually exciting.
>>66591218
>Padres
>An entire stadium filled with parents who grew up outside of Philadelphia but moved to El Cajon for work
not memeing, what does he actually mean by this?
>>66591502
THERES the type of who sux fan I am familiar with LOL
>>66591218
>blow gays at 28
Literal garbage list
Are there any advantages to wearing compression shorts?
>>66591566
Your hot cock doesn't pop out while you exercise
>>66591586
>this is a "sport" in yurop
>>66591603
Divegrass is the worst sport in the fucking world
>>66590191
NY fag here
its been raining like almost every fucking day, its getting annoying
But they could have played today, it isnt THAT bad out
>>66591627
divegrass > icescrub
>>66591629
Cry about it bitch it's just rain
>>66591586
You can't deny that you're all bandwagon faggots
rain rain go away
>postponements and rain delays on opening day
dodgers fans are better than both yankees and red sox fans
phillies fans haven't been so bad, maybe because they're all hiding
blue jays this past year have been substantially worse than all of them
>>66591218
>yet another white boi cuck trying to tell natives what is racist
>that entire Rangers entry
I hope his family burns in front of him
>>66591775
Show me on the doll where the Blue Jays hurt you
>>66591822
grab a trash bag and go clean your field
>>66591502
You posted this yesterday and no one cared then either. Take you "wagecuck" posts to /pol/. At least we make money and contribute to society unlike you.
>>66591218
>Cleveland
>white sox
>that high
>Rangers, gays, and Orioles that low
>>66591837
Nah, we like our competitive advantages right where they are.
>>66591218
>muh racism
Fuck dis cuck
>>66591864
Cleveland is literally only rated that high because of racism
What kind of hack article is this shit?
>>66591869
>muh bat flip
most overrated thing in sporting history
nice hit tho
>>66591778
I meant curling tbH
>>66591910
Yeah curling is pretty boring to be honest. I would rather stare at a wall than watch either.
>>66590553
The jays
>>66591551
Naval service which is what most people in San Diego are there for. As such there's few homegrown padres fans since if some shipman comes from Philly to report to a Arleigh Burke DD his team will still be the Phillies if he's a baseball fan.
>>66591936
No way, curling is sick of you know the meta
would harper or puig have got more shit than bautista if they had bat flipped like that?
>>66591864
When you say gays do you mean the Jays or Rays?
>>66591959
Yes
>>66591489
You're the new Nats. At least the Nats have Harper though.
>>66591963
Jays
>Rain delays
Fuck this gay earth, guess I'm staying up until 1 AM tonight.
>tfw yankees will be only 4 games over .500 this year.
And I'm a yankee fan.
>>66591979
Are you American or a real German bro?
>Giants vs Padres
>Petco full of Giants fans
>Dodgers vs Padres
>Petco full of Dodgers fans
Probably sucks to be one of the ten Padres fans
>>66591993
Sorry to disappoint but I'm an American living in Germany.
>>66591987
Am I the only one who thinks the Yankees will be better than the red sox? The red sox will be fighting for 4th place.
>>66591987
Build the wall
>>66591483
Do you at least go to Yanks Rags/Stros games?
>>66591987
Thats optimistic
Theyre going to have maybe 1 capable healthy pitcher with maybe a few capable healthy hitters
>>66592010
The Red Sox have a lot of good, developing, young talent, especially with their bats. If they can get another decent pitcher to pair Price with. They can win the East
>>66591999
>Giants and Padres have both won the pennant more recently than the Dodgers
I couldn't imagine being a dodgers fan
>>66591342
>>66591813
>>66591813
>>66591864
>>66591871
>>66591903
The fucking irony is the header image with the painted face Red Sox fan that looks an awful lot like the logo they're so butthurt about.
>>66591869
I hope the ALCS is in KC again so the Jays can get cucked fair and square by a classy home crowd
>>66592002
is German as hard to learn as Duolingo made it seem?
>>66592010
Jays
Red Sox
Orioles
Yankees
Rays
I think the Red Sox finish 2nd just because of how bad the other 3 are going to be, Jays are gonna win the east by 10 games
cubs make it to the series and get swept by the royals
>>66591987
Honestly, >we might be under .500. A couple of games over .500 or so is the highest I would go for this team. I don't understand yankee fans that think this team is any kind of contender.
>>66592046
That literally has nothing to do with it. The red soxes colors are red and white, not even remotely related to Native Americans unlike his legitimate complaints about problematic issues.
>>66592039
Have you seen that rotation? It's abysmal. And their offense will consist largely on betts bogaerts and the 40 year old Ortiz. The sox are better than last year but how the fuck can they be expected to win 90 games? Is that a joke?
>>66592100
sjw jew pls go
>>66592016
The Yankees are never in Houston during the school year, so I've never been able to go to one of those games. They play the Rangers in the summer though, so I go to at least one of those games every year.
>>66592051
Bro if you think Duolingo German is hard, real German is 10x as hard.
Duolingo fails so hard on teaching you the articles, which is the only hard part about German, but it's so hard it makes you mad as shit until you just give up because fuck Germans.
>>66592116
The Red Sox offense is going to be good. Bogaerts, Pedroia, Betts, Bradley Jr, Ortiz. And they improved the Bullpen with Kimbrel. But yeah their rotation is hot garbage 2-5, could still see them winning around 85 games.
>>66592075
I just can't fucking understand. Why not grab anyone during the offseason? Why not bring Judge up already? At least Tex and Beltran will be FA after this season and they will have enough cash to bring someone good.
>>66592116
Shaw, Pedroia, Swikhart, Holt
Buccholz and Porcello arent as bad as advertised
Staying healthy is their biggest issue
>>66592100
>problematic
>'''issues'''
>>66592100
Whether his complaints are legitimate or not, their entire ranking is based on a logo and has nothing to do with a sincere evaluation of the fans, which supposedly was the point of the article.
And yes, I realize it's just a shitty clickbait site.
>tfw just really excited for baseball
>>66592150
>Jackie Bradley Jr
Literally Ryan Goins 2.0
>pedroia
Overrated manlet
>>66592147
lel, typical Amerinigger intellect.
Try learning Czech or Slovenian, du Aufgeber.
>>66592173
Holy shit, do you even watch sox games? Porcello IS worse than advertised. Dude is hot garbage and Bucky isn't reliable for more than half a season.
This is a pretty good bagged milk jug imo
>>66592173
Buccholz is an okay pitcher he just can't fucking stay healthy for the entirety of a season.
>>66592187
>Career .299/.365/.444 hitter
>overrated
Cmon Canada, I hate the Red Sox as much as the next person but Pedroia has been perennially a top 5 2nd baseman since he came into the league
>>66592100
Please tell me more about how your native blood makes you qualified to decide what is or isn't racist for an entire race of people
>>66592210
you canadians make he whole heartedly laugh
>>66592199
You're so cucked you speak my language. Why would I lower myself to speaking your war-losing dialect?
>>66592219
The past 2 years have been drastically different than his career numbers.
>>66592245
It only made me 2% laugh.
>>66592229
>>66592180
>>66592179
>>66592131
I didn't realize /sp/ had so many racists baka desu
>>66592253
ABSOLUTELY
DESTROYED
GERMANY HASNT BEEN THIS KEKED SINCE THE LAST WAVE OF SYRIANS
OH WAIT THAT WAS 2 MINUTES AGO
>>66592199
>learning Czech or Slovenian
There's a reason those languages are hard to learn. The inventors are useless retards lel
>>66592267
There is literally nothing wrong with Chief Wahoo
MARINERS @ RANGERS PREGAME/GAME THREAD
>>66592349
>>66592349
>>66592349
>>66592349
>>66592253
>Germany calling other people cucked
Are you actually German or is this your Syrian refugee housemate using your computer while youre gone?
What are you using to watch streams? Is strikeout . co still a thing?
>>66592370
See >>66592002
>you
>reading comprehension
You must be from the South.
>>66592372
>not supporting Major League Baseball and your favorite club with MLB TV premium
So far this opening day we were robbed of
Yankees and Astros
Indians and Red Sox
And now another victim
No Sale vs Gray matchup.
What the fuck is going on?
>Jokeland """""food"""""
Sonny Gray's asshole getting BTFO
>Rain delays
>Postponed games
>Sonny Gray food poisoning
Great start
>>66592382
you dont know shit about the south.
>>66592426
Lel confirmed for inbred Southerner.
Hey Cletus, isn't it gator huntin' time?
>>66592051
>learning languages on duolingo
>hard
holy fuck you must be retarded
duolingo is actually bad for learning languages imo, but if you're having trouble learning languages on that simple system you might just be slow
God Brewers baserunning is horrid.
>Chris fucking Carter trying to take an extra base
>Scooter trying to score from 2nd on a shallow bloop single and getting tagged out at home by literally a mile
>>66592406
what sucks though is no qt single admission opening day double header. although i've never been, always been a fan of single admission double headers in like august when its like fuck it they wont be in town again
>>66592452
Forgot Scooter taking half a minute to trot around the bases
Asking for a beanball
>>66592382
Didnt read rest of argument just got triggered by a German flag calling someone a cuck. Stay frosty out there buddy. EU is getting more cucked by the day sooner or later you might be living next to Ahmed and his 7 brothers
>>66592490
Sorry bro, I'll try to include trigger warnings and safe spaces in my next post.
#Trump2016
Hamilton can keep growing that goatee if he wants. Still wont un-kill that fan.
So far, day 1
Undefeated teams list:
Astros
Yankees
Indians
Red Sox
>>66592253
>You're so cucked you speak my language.
English is a Germanic language amerilard.
FUCK RAIN DELAYS
Day drinking for nothing at this point
>>66592527
Oh shit leaf hits back
>>66592527
Neat. Except less than a third of the words are actually German. It's just classified as Germanic mainly because of the grammatical structure, which is similar.
See:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreign_language_influences_in_English#/media/File:Origins_of_English_PieChart.svg
Also, suggesting that modern day German and lower German are similar in any fashion is laughable.
Here's what English looked like when it was "more" Germanic:
http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poem/172777
Does it look like that today? I know you're Canadian so it will take you a while to read, but I can wait.
Fukn lmao
Opening day and only 1 game going on n its a fucken blow out
Mother nature fuckn with the neets today
Lmao time to get a job brahs
fuck
>>66592406
Opening day was yesterday famalamadingdong
>>66592704
3 more just came on, dummy
>>66592704
Literally 3 games starting right now.
>>66592723
Just you wait. Os about to get btfo by mother nature too.
>>66592704
>Mother nature fuckn with the neets today
NEET here. How exactly? Working chumps used a day off for today only to see jack shit. Whats the difference for me, if the games are today or tomorrow. I can still wake up at noon and order a pizza and drink until night time.
>>66591218
>Pete rose was a bad bad man
Fuck this garbage article
>Chicago White Sox were at -120 when facing Gray, now with Hill taking over, it got changed to -140
>whos
>rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags >rags
>>66592716
>Opening day was yesterday
>only 6 of 30 teams played
Nope.
>>66592704
>tfw gave up a server shift to watch the Orioles sit in the dugout during a rain delay
karma karma karma karma chameleonnn
>>66592857
>being a degenerate gambler doesn't make you a bad person
lmao gtfo bruh
>>66592893
>having two opening days
>>66592704
Why are you typing like a cajun
Orioles/Twins to start at 4:45 EST
>>66593006
Neets btfo
>mfw drafted Matt Harvey, Bumgarner and Hamels in fantasy
lgtss
>Pronce Folder
>>66593061 NEW THREAD
>>66592924
>being one of the best players in history and being blocked from hof when roiders have gotten in
Nigga please
>>66592451
that's not what I said
>passing Duolingo = learning the language
>>66593133
Cobb > rose
[^)
>tfw 206.5 million :/
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