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Official Seattle Mariners @ Texas Rangers Opening Day Game Thread #1


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BASEBALL IS BACK SENPAI

Felix Hernandez (R) v Cole Hamels (L)

MARINERS:
1. Norichika Aoki (L) LF
2. Ketel Marte (S) SS
3. Robinson Cano (L) 2B
4. Nelson Cruz (R) RF
5. Kyle Seager (L) 3B
6. Franklin Gutierrez (R) DH
7. Adam Lind (L) 1B
8. Chris Iannetta (R) C
9. Leonys Martin (L) CF

RANGERS:
1. Delino DeShields (R) CF
2. Shin-Soo Choo (L) RF
3. Adrian Beltre (R) 3B
4. Prince Fielder (L) DH
5. Mitch Moreland (L) 1B
6. Ian Desmond (R) LF
7. Rougned Odor (L) 2B
8. Elvis Andrus (R) SS
9. Robinson Chirinos (R) C
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>>66592349
Lets go Rangers.

>tfw you're a little kid and Johnny Oates smiles and gives you an autograph.

RIP
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Good to be back, fellow M's bros.
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>gamethreads are back

it's Christmas in April

wew lads
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/truetotheblue/
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stream

http://serbiaplus.club/wlive03.html
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Go Mariners
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>>66592497
>Montero
>3 for 3

wat
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pls don't lose M's
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>rangers playing pjanoo

woah
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how many Ks will felix get bros?
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>>66592566
7
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Cole Hamels is so handsome.... No fair.

These fucking intro things are out of control though, they take forever. Introducing the medical staff and massage therapist? Jesus, cmon now.
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>Mariners baseball is back

Fucks yes
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>>66592580
The Seattle broadcast isn't showing the introductions
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>>66592590
I'm a Braves fan, just bored and in Utah watchin some baseball while I apply for jobs. I'm watchin the ESPN coverage. Might as well watch some decent teams since my Braves are gonna be turrible this year.
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Any marinersbros going to be at Opening Day at Safeco on Friday?
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Not a great National Anthem, but that's how every.fucking.one. should be sung. By a veteran, quickly, and with no bullshit.
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>>66592607
>while I apply for jobs
>tfw job interview earlier today
good luck on your search
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>>66592612
right here famalam
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>>66592612
Yo.
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>>66592612
is it sold out or can i still buy tickets?
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>66592624
Thanks, I've received a ton of preliminary shit. I applied to a million jobs, so the job market here is awesome. I'm getting calls nonstop, but I'm gonna take this week to research and accrue a bunch of interest and schedule all of my interviews for next week and just try and have at least 3 or 4 a day. Then however it pans out, I'll go with the best option. Good stuff. So today, is research, applying, and drinking in my hotel room while baseball is on. Giggity.
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>>66592685
I know, right?
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GO RANGERS
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Rangers
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>>66592612
I'm gonna be in Eugene for a regatta :( might try to come on sunday though for F E L I X D A Y
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>>66592726
>anime on my /sp/
REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>66592726
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Y'all ready for some good old fashioned al west shitposting?

Angels are making the playoffs btw.
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Mariners
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>>66592760
>Analslime
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pls be good season
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>>66592749
Sports themed anime fanart has been acceptable in the general Era of /sp/ tho
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>>66592760
>angels are making the playoffs
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seager fever desu
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Aoki a bust
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>>66592796
>general Era of /sp/
i fucking hate you
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I didn't know leonys went to Seattle. Last I heard he made a huge bitch fit about not being on the playoff roster after DeShields proved to be better and more consistent

I will miss that arm that Martin has tho
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>>66592834
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ROBBIE CANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>66592834
I'm allowed to call it that since I'm an old fag
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AYYYYY
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CANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>robby HR
meh whatever
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Nooooooooooo Coollleeeeeee!!!!!

Fuckin Cano. That thing took like .3 seconds to get out. Jesus.
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RIP Texas. It was a good season.
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who /cano4mvp/ here
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>stream is a good 4 minutes behind
reeeeeee
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>rags
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>>66592899
its on ESPN pleb
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THE MARINERS HAVE NEVER BEEN BEHIND IN A GAME THIS SEASON
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>>66592889
it was a shit pitch, that's all
why are you even watching?
do you even understand what's going on?
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>>66592899
Hate that.... Don't worry.... Um.... Cano struck out... :) tee hee!
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>>66592895
right here senpai
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>>66592908
i dont have cable
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Canos swing is so sexy
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Cano motherfuckers!
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cano is batting 1.000
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>>66592917
Canadians seem to have an unhealthy obsession with the rangers because they just started watching baseball last year and they think they are rivals
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>>66592918
i found a new one that is not behind :^
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>first at bat of the season
>home run

how do you think he's feeling right now?
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Didn't get to watch much ST. Did Dipoto fix the bullpen?
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Felix pls
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I hate when Felix wears his pants up.
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felix plsss
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>>66592979
"I won't hit another one of those for a while"
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>>66592979
He's feeling defense right now.
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hello leaf here

Good luck Mariners
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>>66593022
Mariners fan or Blow Gays fan?
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fatty gettin in the way lmao
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>Prince fatty
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>>66592854
We got him for the bartender. Treat him well Texas
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>Fielder

kek
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This game is already one huge, fucking meme.

Retarded call.
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>>66593058
t. texass """fan"""
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holy fuck that umpball
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what a shit call

did the rangers lose Profar as well?
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>>66593058
How?

Batter made contact with a catcher mid throw. That is clear cut interference.
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>those boos
>dat mad
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>>66593042
On opening fucking day
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>>66593058
>I don't know the rules so I'll call it a meme game
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>>66593067
Braves fan, nice try NW fag.
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>>66593074
he didnt touch the catcher, he inadvertently stepped in front of the catcher cause hes too fat and got caught off balance after the swing
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>>66593058
prince's fault for being such a fatty that he blocks the catcher without even meaning to

trump doesn't need to build a wall, just put fielder's fat ass on the border
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>>66593073
Profar kinda just got off injury so they are going to see how he lights up AAA
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>>66593094
He made contact with Ianetta's side and throwing hand on his follow through.
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>>66593100
good
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Hngggg Harper already going ham
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Lads, how good/overrated is Darvish honestly? Should I be excited?
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Kek. Rags gonna Rag.
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What do you think the bants are like between Beltre and Felix?
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>losing to Seattle
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>>66593130
he's amazing just needs to stop getting injured
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guti dinger inc
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>>66593130
darvish is good as fuck, but TJ surgery is not an automatic comeback
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>>66593147
Rangers should go to 6 starters tbqh
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Big Kyle Seager fan here.
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>>66593149
this tbhfam
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>>66593155
>no canadian teams in the NHL playoffs again
>haha time to shitpost baseball!!
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>>66593155
it was a great division series
but just so you know we're not rivals kek
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>>66593104
Ah I didnt see that.

Still, prince inadvertently did that. Skinny people need to check their privilege
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>texans pitching
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>Rags
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Welp.......Seager owning the Rangers what's new?
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>>66593164
BIG KYLE SEAGER FAN HERE
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>Cole Homers
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THAT'S THE SAME FUCKING PITCH WTF IS WRONG WITH COLE
REEEEEEEEE
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Kyle "Ranger Killer" Seager

FUCKING BASED
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>HamLeLs
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I hate him I hate everything about him.....
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Sorry that your season is over Rangers bros
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>>66593218
KSwag rakes like a motherfucker in Arlington
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He TEE'D off on it! Seager!
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>Bryce Harper has four opening day home runs at the age of 23
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>>66593230
>meminers fans were talking mad shit last year
>remember how that all turned out

Heh
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Another year with the shit Mariners and no Sonics
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they fucking postponed my team's game!! where the hell am i supposed to shitpost now?!?
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>Hire a new GM and coach, blow up the roster, and focus on controlling the zone rather then power
>two dingers right off the bat

top kek
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I wish I could watch right now. Just glad the m's are doing well
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>Seagar is a Rangers killer
I thought Hamilton was the Rangers killer
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>>66593249
>no Sonics
good desu
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>>66593242
>ranger's fags talk mad shit every year
>one strike away
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>>66593097
Underrated post
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>>66593252
RTTS fucking noob
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>>66592497
>4 lob
Disgusting
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>>66593249
Of course, you would show up again

here's a (You)
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>>66593269
this. only CD garbage and north sound wiggers gave a shit about the sonics. fuck the sonics for keeping the nhl out for 20+ years.
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>>66593130
He is great but we don't know how he will come back from TJ. Either way he is a great pitcher to watch, so many types of pitches.
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>>66593242
You mean this?
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>>66593270
Less shit talking than meminers fans and with more action to back it up
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>>66593277
You think I want my taxpayer dollars to go to this shit team?
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>>66593249

we'll get the sonics back one day
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Fuck, Martin even motioned for him to stop
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>>66593305
You think I want my taxpayer dollars to go to a new stadium in Sodo?
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>>66593176
Don't make me throw a beer can at a baby
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>>66593281
>fuck the sonics for keeping the nhl out for 20+ years.
this

>>66593309
why would you want them back? people only cared about them once they left
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>>66593255

this is the year Hernandez makes the post season right?
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>>66593309
Please no. I want the return of the 1917 Stanley Cup Champion Seattle Metropolitans.
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>>66593249
>preferring apehoop over basedball
kys
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>>66593340
Pls no. I dont want him to be traded
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>>66593340
Play in game that they lose tbqh
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>>66593347
Boreball isn't even a real sport

Boreball has no place in Seattle. Most people would rather see basketball and football.

Look at the demographics of our city
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Cole Hammels only ave up 2 home runs to lefties last season.

He's given up 2 in his first 2 innings of this season.
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>>66593325
Yes
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>>66593366
>Look at the demographics of our city

White and Asian with the exception of the central district
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>>66593366
we got soccer what else do the faggots want?
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>sonics guy in every single mariners thread
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>>66593366
Why are you always in these threads? Go away.
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>>66593330

Because I like watching basketball over hockey
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>>66593366
Reddit: The Post
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>>66593366
since you're obviously under the age of 18, please fuck off. 4chan is not a website for minors.
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>>66593391
isnt amateur apehoop today? go watch that shit
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>>66593388
Just letting you know that no one in real life is a Mariner's fan

I live in Tukwila and never seen a Mariners fan ever
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>>66593301
Ranger fans, how upset does this image make you?
Just curious
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>>66593366
Fuck off to the Seattle Times comments section faggot
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>>66593366
>Not wanting your city represented by every major sport


Go ahead and move to Oregon you hypebeast
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>>66593391
disgusting, reminds me of all the rangers nigger lovers that follow the NBA
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If the Mariners make the playoffs this year, does that mean the playoffs officially become the memeoffs?
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>>66593409
>Tukwila
>he's most likely a white man living on an Indian reservation.
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>>66593409
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>>66593409
because Tukwila is a shithole that only has casinos for entertainment
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>>66593409
>I live in the ghetto and never seen a white man ever
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>>66593409
You need to get out more then. I go to cuckwila all the time and always see at least a handful of M's fans
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>>66593409
>Tukwila
Found the problem
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HOT CORNER
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>mfw Seattle breaks its postseason drought by making the wildcard game only to lose with Felix on them mound in a 1-0 loss
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>>66593428

Yeah the m's will meme their way to the world series
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snohomish county master race tbhwy
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ok, rangers bros catch me up on the rags off-season moves, all i see is the same roster
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>>66593418
S A V A G E
A
V
A
G
E
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>>66593454
pls no
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>>66593447
>Nah, he's probably some cuck who lives there to check his privilege and call baseball the "privileged" sport since he's that cuck.

I'm in Everett, hella diverse, Mariners fans everywhere, this guy doesn't know shit
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>>66593454
>implying that will be anything but an amazingly successful year

I don't even give a fuck anymore, even just being relevant in september in 2014 was fucking AMAZING
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>>66593449
I work in Renton and never saw any Mariners fans there either

We're a Seahawks and Sonics area
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>>66593426
>Furpuck
kek, rags confirmed for being insecure cucks.
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>>66593462
Ian Desmond was the only big one now >we don't have to rely on broken Josh in left. Lots of guys in AAA look ready to break through so there was no reason to make a ton of moves
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>>66593477
whoa why did i greentext the top lol
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>>66593477
>I'm in Everett
ayy
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The shot of those people dancing was a daily reminder that Texas, often seen as the most "American" state is home to many Mexicans.
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Jesus Christ Curt Schilling is so annoying.
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>>66593498
everett or cascade
everett here
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>>66593482
Maybe it's just a niche group but my gfs brother lives in Renton and we go to game day parties with him to his friends house pretty regularly

Granted it's usually the same group of people but still always a good turn out and the people can actually talk about the sport rather than just spout off about some facts they just pulled off their phone
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>>66593508
im not from everett just close by
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>>66593482
Holy shit dude, we get it. You don't see Mariners fans. You probably don't even go outside while you're at work. Please do so.
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>>66593499

the more you know
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>>66593499
no fucking shit
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>Australian Stream
Hair commercial holy kek
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>>66593521
oh where at famalam
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>>66593537
edmonds
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Does Felix look off to anyone else?
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>>66593533
they're literal cancer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow0xZG9XZ5w
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>>66593557
I got family in Edmonds, nice place desu

although some of the streets near the water front are crazy to navigate.
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>>66593566
he is off, but he can pitch better like that than most starters
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>>66593557
me too. rosalynn summers reporting in.
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>>66593576
>although some of the streets near the water front are crazy to navigate.
yeah. downtown is cozy though

>>66593588
nice
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>>66593582
He's away with a lot of pitches. Clearly not his best stuff, but Felix can battle better than anyone when he doesn't have his control right.
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Am I taking crazy pills, or has Felix's curve gotten 2-3 mph slower?
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shut the fuck up schilling holy fuck what a fag
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>>66593557
Nice, Edmonds is a cool place. Have friends from there. I live in the U-District now because currently a Husky
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>>66593588
>>66593557
Not Edmonds but pretty damn close

Mukilteo here
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Mariners suck roflmao
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>>66593601
His curve has always hovered right around there. He hasn't averaged more than 93 on his FB for a few years.
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>>66593621
i grew up in the muk. kamicrack reporting in.
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>>66593566
He's almost 30 I'm surprised they haven't taken him out yet. His arm looks like it's made of top ramen.
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>>66593659
lolwut
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>>66593659
so does his goatee
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good to know they are coming up with even more disgustingly oversized novelty foods down at george w. money laundering field
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>>66593626

They look good to me
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>>66593677
very good post
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>>66593626
Mariners have one of the best rosters they have ever had right now, and all the cancer managers got shitcanned.
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>>66593609
watch woman's basketball?

>>66593621
>Mukilteo here
have you been to kings teriyaki? is delicious
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>>66593685
it always freaks me out that Kuma is taller than Felix.

I know Felix's listed height is 6'3", but he's more like 6'1"
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>>66593574
what the fuck. That's like white trash salad fingers
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>>66593658
I live in kirkland but work up here.
I'm literally like a mile at most from KHS right now

Seems like a decent area to have grown up
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Mariners announce that Ken Griffey Jr will throw out the ceremonial first pitch during the home opener on Friday.
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>>66593706
I don't but I heard we lost
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>>66593723
Kirkland Holmes point reporting in
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>>66593725
>tfw decent enough seats that day
cant wait, havent been to opening day since 08
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>>66593725
neat
>>
>>66593737
i dont either, just heard they got pretty far
>>
>>66593706
Is that the one by the Mongolian grill or the one just a little down the speed way by the Starbucks and tanning spot?

Both are good but I got into argument with the lady at the one by the tanning spot and haven't gone back since
>>
>>66593761
I'm pretty pumped, I've never been to opening night. Gonna get down there at like 2pm
>>
>>66593767
Final four, in fact.
>>
>using Lind against lefties

He's like horrible against them but I guess it's Opening Day. I would have put in Dae-Ho but I digress
>>
>>66593725
can i still buy a ticket?
>>
>>66593778
First time ever.
>>
>>66593776
Yeah I plan to get there a little earlier too.

There's nothing I want to miss.
>>
>>66593772
>but I got into argument with the lady at the one by the tanning spot and haven't gone back since
kek, this one is up by boeing

>>66593778
>>66593807
neat
>>
>>66593738
O shit I spent most of the weekend down at oo denny

Juanita Beach for me, my man
>>
>>66593685
ROCKBEAR
O
C
K
>>
curt schilling shouldn't have this job
>>
>>66593870
just watch FSSW
>>
>Mark Trumbo has a SB
>>
Guys, the Rangers haven't gotten a hit yet.
>>
>>66593870
FSSW is quite comfy
>>
>>66593772
rainbow is the one by the tanning place
>>
>>66593870
He was better at running a Video Game company
>>
>>66593366
Welcome back for another season Mr. Starbucks barista pissed off at paying taxes for the soon-to-be World Series champion Mariners
>>
N O H I T S
O

H
I
T
S

>ragners
>>
>>66593910
we had a shit start last season m8, i wouldn't look too much into it
>>
>>66593870
Why? Curt Schilling is one of the greatest pitchers in the steroid era a time when PITCHERS SUCKED. His commentary is normally spot on and shows alot of deep insight into the game he just needs a season or two to get warmed up to the other stiffs at the table.
>>
>>66593824
I'll have to try to find it. There is just so much teriyaki in the area it's hard to keep track of them all

The lady at the other spot tried to make me pay an extra $1.50 for using soy sauce and sirracha because I wasn't going to eat in the restaurant so I asked if it was free to use if I ate inside, she said yes, I loaded up and faked a phone call from my boss and left.
Then I went out and bought that stuff to just have at my desk but the next time I went in she tried to charge me an additional $1.50 from the time I faked the phone call. Never been bsck since
>>
If there are two repeating digits at the end of my post number, King Felix will throws a no-hitter.
>>
>Catcher with .1000 OBP in 2 at bats

YASSS
>>
>>66593960
Rolling
>>
>>66593960

RALL!
>>
>>66593969
>YASS

>>>/tumblr/
>>
>>66593366
>He thinks Seattlites care about basketball.
Underage b&
>>
>>66593957
>faked a phone call from my boss and left.
lel, its right across the street from the future of flight
>>
>>66593969
Someone tell ianetta hes not allowed to do that
>>
Fuck Jim Joyce

Perfect game ruining faggot. Why does he still have a job?
>>
>>66593915
Well fuck the old lady who runs it.

Her husband was nice and their daughter was cute though
>>
wow
>>
>>66594011
they're like the antithesis of baseball

all of them go to MLS games instead
>>
>>66594015
Because that one egregious mistake doesn't change the fact that he's one of the best umpires in the game?
>>
If DOUBLE TROUBLE DIGITS, then King Felix won't allow a single base-runner through the rest of the game.
>>
>>66594015
hes actually one of the best umps haha
>>
>>66594049
Which I think is funny because Seahawks and Sounders fans are unbearable while M's fans are alright.
>>
>>66594049
Yeah, and no one actually from Seattle likes the Flounders, just hipsters from the South who move here
>>
>>66594075
haha it's funny because one of the best umps made one of the most famous blown calls lol :)
>>
>>66593943
Curt please go
>>
>>66594081
There's a lot of overlap, m8.

I root for the M's, Seahawks, Sounders, anyone besides the Thunder, and the Huskies
>>
>>66593776
>>66593815
I had a streak of 5 years going to mariners opening day. Can't go this year, sadly. It's amazing. It is awesome to see the rivers of mariner fans and how loud safeco can get. Plus, it's supposed to ne in the 70's.
>>
>>66594087
lmao haha
>>
>gold glove
>>
Dammit Kyle
>>
Oh man it's going to be a fun season, risk ball just like last year
fucking love it mane
>>
kyle pls
>>
Got a bad feeling about this.
>>
Come on Felix
>>
inb4 3-run HR
>>
i've missed u boys
>>
felix PLS
>>
Jesus fucking Christ Felix throw a strike
>>
I-it's time for a dp.. right boys...?
>>
>>66594086
Isn't your city almost exclusively transplants from LA/SF/Portland?

Some just watch the sport because it's the least watched and want to claim that they were present before MLS finally, aka never, gets big. But actually it must be pretty cool to watch any sport in a packed ass stadium with people. Regardless if the hype isn't genuine.
>>
FELIX NO!
>>
i missed baseball bros
>>
FUCK
>>
>>66594202
Forreal. Feels so fucking based to be back in these game threads. Still mad my 'Stros won't play today :(
>>
>'''''''''''''''KING''''''''''''''' FELIX
>>
PULL HIM
>>
THROW FUCKING STRIKES fELIX
>>
>felix
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dammit fefe
>>
The King Felix meme dream is becoming a nightmare!
>>
>>66594235
at least we get april hockey bro
>>
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FUCK
U
C
K
>>
>Mariners imploding

Lmao
>>
>The city of Shitattle
>>
Ah, that's right.

Now I remember what it feels like to be a Mariner fan again. Happy fucking opening day
>>
its over. see you next year boys
>>
>the liberal shit hole that is seattle
lel
>>
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
>>
FUCK ME
>>
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>the city of Seattle's defense
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Its been fun Mariners
>>
fug
>>
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>
JUST
>>
Reminder that Texas Rangers fans are the most civil and knowledgeable fanbase in the West and it makes rival fans angry
>>
>SHITTATLE BANDWAGONERS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>
Seattle is legit not even trying right now
>>
wew
>>
>the liberal cesspool that is xeattle
top lel
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FIRE DIPOTO
>>
>>66594302
>mariners
>bandwagonners
Wat
>>
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>>66594317
kek
>>
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>the city of seattle
>>
>>66594316
>>66594277
samefag
>>
That was the first hit of the ballgame for the Rangers too.

Fuck me. Felix is nearly unhittable and we're still losing by a run.
>>
>us 10s
>>
> Remember that my team has Tulo at SS

We good senpai.
>>
>>66594302
>mariners
>bandwagon

Uh?
>>
>>66594302
>seattle
>fans

what?
>>
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>>66594335
try harder
>>
>>66594346
Who is pb
>>
>>66594344
Kek
>>
>>66594345
You mean floppy glove strikeout man?
>>
>>66594345
>Canadian baseball
>>
This is why I don't think Felix will succeed in the playoffs. Any time there's any pressure on he cracks.
>>
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>>66594361
kek
>>
lmfao xD trannies btfo xemselves!
>>
>>66594381
75% of this inning isn't his fault lol
>>
>>66594382
rip stonecold deathdealer
>>
it's okay guys, w-w're gonna score some more runs this inning, right?
>>
>>66594382
Is that fight and win guy?
>>
So does Felix technically still have a No-hitter going?
>>
>>66594417
no Fielder got a hit
>>
>>66594408
kys
>>
>>66594395
>excuses
>>
>>66594395
>not throwing strikes
>not on the pitcher
>>
>>66594417
Well he gave up a hit but other than that yeah
>>
>>66594417
No, someone got a hit after Choo
>>
>>66594400
rip indeed
>>
Felix's hair is ugly as fat people fucking
>>
>>66594408
PB IS he fight and win guy. He saw how much of a meme he became so he got on here, tripped up, and started shitposting.

How new are you to have not known this?
>>
Can we at least agree that big booty foulball girls are helping the game of baseball?
>>
Oh, look Cano pulls a lazy ground ball to the second baseman

Must be the start of a new season
>>
I thought people in Seattle hated the Mariners? Why are your game threads always busy?
>>
>>66594474
Pizzabro won't stop fighting and winning
>>
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>>66594474
you thought wrong
>>
CRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ

TIE MOTHERFUCKERS
>>
i lost all my dank m's meymeys. pls post more
>>
>>66594474
>people in seattle hate the mariners
niceme.me
>>
>>66594474
Fairweathers think this will be a good season

Plus its opening day
>>
What is defense?
>>
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>>66594450
yes we can

>>66594474
best fans on /sp/ desu
>>
>>66594446
Im not a newfag, I've been here since last year and I never heard of this bullshit.
>>
Can us AL West bros take time to laugh at the Angels and A's?
>>
>>66594474
Most people in Seattle don't care about the M's because they've sucked for so long (they've literally only made the playoffs once this century).

But there are a devout few
>>
FUCK JERED WEAVER
>>
THICC BALL GIRL ALERT
>>
what tf was that kyle
>>
>ball girls with unnecessary amounts of arse
Disgusting
>>
>>66594568
Hi Ireland
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>>66594568
>>
Holy fuck that bat turned into a spear.
>>
Who /WaitingForHawksSeason/ here?
>>
>Texas fan taking broken bat to the ass
>>
Anyone else getting violently angry at this retard race commercial
>>
>Have to leave in bot 4th
>come back to this
BASEBALL IS BACK BABY
>>
>>66594587
>tan lines
Disgusting
>>
Can anyone explain to me why it seemed the thread quality suddenly got a lot better once the Rangers took the lead?
>>
>>66594587
>Those tan lines

muh dick
>>
>>66594630
No shit 2/10 amirite
>>
>>66594630
That's what happens when you go outside. Try it sometime
>>
6 innings in and M's season is already over

This is why no one in Seattle likes these assholes.
>>
>>66594630
>giving a shit about her tan lines

what are you gay? do you not see her slamming ass?
>>
>>66594587
dogbros confirmed based
>>
>>66594646
Ragsfags out
>>
Let's get some baserunners Mariners! Wake up those bats.
>>
being gay is good retards
>>
>>66594646
because it's fucking seattle, everyone in here that lives in WA browses reddit
>>
>going to the bullpen next inning

panic.jpg
>>
i miss furbush ;-;
>>
>>66594673
I see an ass with two different colors. Is disgusting.
>>
>>66594720
YEAH I MEAN COME ON ITS 2016 HOW ARE YOU NOT GAY YET

ITS 2016

COME ON
>>
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>Mariners bullpen
>>
>>66594721
>not using /r/mlbstreams

I have no shame about using reddit to find an HD stream

It's not like /sp/ is going to help me without being dickheads about it
>>
>Dallas faggots think the Cowshits will win 6 games next season

Lmao
>>
Why are you taking a full rip when its 0-2... You don;t have to hit a HR every pitch, Lind
>>
>>66594721
no
>>
STOP TRYING TO TAKE THE LEAD WITH ONE SWING

JUST FUCKING GET A HIT
>>
>>66594786
>lind vs LHP

lol
>>
>>66594772
You're being generous.

The Toxins and Cowshits will be lucky to win 6 games combined next year
>>
ITS

DAE

HO

LEE

TIME
>>
>want to buy opening day tickets
>parking garages are full
wat do
>>
>>66594797
>implying you don't have an lgbtqisap*d parade to attend
>>
DAE HO LEE
>>
anyone else at Safeco last year when Kuma no-no'd?

best live sports experience of my life, desu
>>
>>66594824
>He pays to park at games

Take the bus or park on 3rd mate.
>>
>>66594824
Why not public transportation or Uber....you'll spend maybe a bit more but not have to deal with dumb parking...
>>
>>66594824
Take the bus
>>
>>66594843
i found a lor for $15 ill use that

>>66594876
>public transportation
id rather not get pissed on

>uber
hipster trash
>>
Faggot behind home plate wearing a mask
>>
Damn, that's a rough spot to debut... Also those shadows would fuck with me so hard
>>
>dat swing
jesus christ
>>
>>66594894
he's a big guy
>>
>>66594891
>Talking shit about Seattle public transportation

Probably top 3 nicest in the country
>>
>>66594891
>he doesn't use uber
No social life confirmed
>>
:)
>>
>>66594833
you forgot the x
>>
>>66594891
if I took public transportation to a dodger game I'd probably get shanked
>>
>>66594929
fuck off degenerate faggot
>>
>>66594891
King County Metro is nice

the buses are clean and comfy, stop being a faget
>>
MAGIC MIKE
>>
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>>66594941
i hope you are not taking me srsly
>>
Whose going to win the AL West?
>>
>>66594994
stros tbqh
>>
>>66594994
could go either Rags or Stros but no matter which the other will get first wild card
>>
>>66594986
You on the left?
>>
>>66594986
you live in WA, how could I?
>>
>>66595036
#REKT
>>
Alright lads, help me out here:

Negro
>De Shields
>Fielder
>Desmond

Latin
>Andrus
>Beltré
>Alberto
>Odor?
>>
>>66595072
Gay
>(You)
>>
MAGIC
I
K
E
>>
>striking out the side

plz be good this year, monty

>>66594994
gaylos, but it will be a close race just like last year
>>
>>66595072
let me guess you think they're all Irish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6CVhNukfDs
>>
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>>66595030
yes

>>66595036
seattle is not the entire state
>>
>>66595082
IRELAND BTFO
>>
How is the game going lads? It looks like the Rangers are winning. That isn't good.

Is there a way for both teams to lose?
>>
>>66595103
if you're mom gets cancer everybody wins, let's root for that
>>
>just bought tickets to the home opener
feels good to finally see a game :^)
>>
>>66595082
>>66595095
No bully plz.

>>66595090
That's terribly ironic. We're actually quite sick of Yanks claiming to be Irish or "Irish-American".
>>
>>66595148
>not aloud to say I'm part irish

u wot
>>
>>66595148
Out of curiosity, how popular is baseball in Ireland?
>>
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fug
>>
>>66595221
As popular as ass
>>
All those giant home runs. Wew
>>
>>66594994
Rangers. More experience and a better rotation imo. Should go down to the wire though
>>
>>66595211
I'm all for it. Knock yourself out. It's great for tourism and trade if nothing else.
And there's nothing wrong with being proud of your ethnic heritage.

>>66595221
Nonexistent I'm afraid. I'm an oddity around these parts. It's not a great feel desu.
>>
Alright lads, let's at least tie this bitch up
>>
give ms all your power

\o/
>>
>>66595315
do you play? Also get your friends in on it.
>>
Bottom of the order needs to step up here. Get at least one.
>>
>>66594994
Let's go 'stros!
>>
come on Ms \0/
>>
Guti pls
>>
\●/ go M's!
>>
>>66595354
Would love to, but no one even owns a bat around here. Moving to the UK next year and I'm told there's a luckswing club there. Definitely gonna try my hand at batting.
>>
Ump's been livin on the low strike all day.
>>
>>66595419
do it. It is so much fun to play.
>>
Damn, another 2 minutes and the sun would be totally gone from the mound.


GG texas bros, cya tomorrow.
>>
HELLO WIN COLUMN
>>
>give up 1 hit
>lose
>>
GG
>>
LETS GO RAGS
>>
gg brehs. see you tmrw
>>
gg texas
>>
>losing a game by only giving up 1 hit

welp, g fucking g rags

see you rednecks again tomorrow
>>
>THE CITY OF SEATTLE
>>
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Welp here we go
>>
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based texan reporting in for the first win of the year

>tfw first place in the division
>>
Now we can sit back and root for Shitcago tonight in LA
>>
God dammit. What's the pitching matchup tomorrow?
>>
>>66595525
Iwakuma-Perez
>>
>>66595457
It's fun as hell to watch, so I don't doubt it.
>>
The Rangers are so good they beat "King" Felix with a fart hit into short left field

Rangers confirmed WS
>>
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>""""""""""King"""""""""" Felix
>>
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>>66595555
FUCK YOUR QUADS
>>
>.000 winning percentage
>'''''''''''''''''''king'''''''''''''''''''''' felix
>>
SAY IT WITH ME RANGERS FANS

FIRST IN THE AL WEST
>>
>us 12's
>>
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>>66595555
checked.

confirmed WS run
>>
Well we had a good run, lads.
At least we have next season to look forward to
>>
>>66593416
Rustled me more than game 6
>>
I missed that Korean fellow joining the Mariners. He must've been posted, right?
>>
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NEW THREAD

>>66596211
>>66596211

NEW THREAD

>>66596211
>>66596211
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