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this is our year
IT.
HATH.
RETURNETH.
we made it bros!
pirates beat cards 4-1
archer got 12 Ks in 5 innings
mest vs. roylels
Prince Fielder is fat.
dodgers
o's/twins to start at 4:45
>>66593102
SFMIL
Giants @ Brewers
2:10 PM
at Miller Park
MLB.TV
SF: CSBA-HD
MIL: FSWI-HD
Gameday Audio
SF: KNBR
MIL: WTMJ WRRD
MINBAL
Twins @ Orioles
3:05 PM
at Oriole Park at Camden Yards
MLB.TV
MIN: FSNO-HD
BAL: MASN-HD
Gameday Audio
MIN: TIBN BOB
BAL: WJZ
SEATEX
Mariners @ Rangers
4:05 PM
at Globe Life Park in Arlington
MLB.TV
SEA: ROOT-HD
TEX: FSSW-HD
Gameday Audio
SEA: KIRO
TEX: KRLD KZMP
PHICIN
Phillies @ Reds
4:10 PM
at Great American Ball Park
MLB.TV
PHI: CSP-HD
CIN: FSO-HD
Gameday Audio
PHI: WIP SBP
CIN: WLW
WSHATL
Nationals @ Braves
4:10 PM
at Turner Field
MLB.TV
WSH: MSN2-HD
ATL: FSSE-HD
Gameday Audio
WSH: WJFK
ATL: WCNN WLBA
Harper HR on first at bat
>>66593061
>no mention of the cancelled/postponed games
WHERE'S
White Sox pls don't fuck up this opportunity
>>66593061
>>66593161
RING
>>66593161
Tejada deserved it. mets are a fucking dirty team
>>66593161
>future ny yankee bryce harper.gif
/cubes/
>>66593142
tfw you get cucked by fucking walnut. fuck that guy
O's
>>66593142
I wish my minor league affiliate was the Modesto Nuts
>>66593083
Do you think he's fatter than Sandobese?
>tfw no bae
Seager and Harper
>>66593061
>>66593116
>>66593166
>>66593199
more mlbabes pls
>>66593293
http://widget.websta.me/rss/tag/capson/
plug that into your rss reader and sieve though qts
>>66593288
And Cano
Why are the GOAT Hitters always lefty?
>Barry Bonds
>Tony Gwynn
>Ted Williams
>Ty Cobb
>Babe Ruth
just off the top of my head
>>66593393
Griffey.
>>66593061
Is it some kind of Ottoman joke to make intentionally bad threads?
>>66593393
most pitchers are righties
Angels!
manlet here, I really want to get an official jersey but don't know if I can rock it especially if it fits me like a dress. do they make smaller sized baseball jerseys?
>>66593511
Get a fat kid size.
>>66593519
oh truue. the youth L or XL doesn't run wide or does it?
>>66593393
Two steps closer to first base has to be worth a few batting average points
>>66593545
shouldn't
>>66593511
>such a manlet he cant even wear a baseball jersey
jesus how tall are you dude
Wrigley's looking pretty good
>>66593511
order of aliexpress then you are only out 20 bucks
>>66593565
4'10"
It sucks, but sometimes I can find some good sports attire that'll fit.
>Brewers
ABSOLUTELY BOOTY BLASTED
>even year meme they said
10-3 now
Where are you at?
>>66593730
damn man, just get a small kids then, that should fit you I think
>>66593730
>4'10
consider a womans small
>>66593730
And i thought i was short as fuck. At least the kids jerseys are cheaper than adult sizes
>>66593730
>>66593565
original poster here, im actually 5'4 but thanks for making me feel slightly less emasculate
>>66593061
SPAN
PANIK
POSEY
BACK
TO
BACK
TO
BACK
EVEN YEAR """""" MEME"""""
12-3
HATERS BTFO
>>66593720
but what if the man wants an authentic jersey?
>>66593858
>>66593757
>brewers
>>66593864
aliexpress shit is made across the street from where the "authentic" shit is made.
you are a good goy if you want to give billionaire owners more money
>>66593888
It's also lower quality, off colors, generally worse looking across the board.
Dexter Fowler, CF
Jason Heyward, RF
Ben Zobrist, 2B
Anthony Rizzo, 1B
Kris Bryant, 3B
Kyle Schwarber, LF
Jorge Soler, DH
Miguel Montero, C
Addison Russell, SS
>Zobrist batting third
JOE MADDON, I FUCKING LOVE YOUR MEMES.
KEEP EM COMING!
>>66593757
>>66593844
>>66593858
>beating the Brewers is an accomplishment
Your average AA team would be a better challenge, at least they would have a couple players on roster who deserve a spot in the majors eventually
>>66594003
the brewers are shit and will be bottom feeders in their division. SF beating them is no challenge
>>66594003
>beating the brewers on opening day with your best pitcher is somehow indicative of your team winning the world series this year'
lol
>Rich Hill is an opening day starter
heh
mi carra cuando escucha al radio espanol de los brewers
>>66594138
>brewers
So do you lads watch all 162 games in a season?
If your team is out - do you even bother watching any more?
I get tired with just fucking 38 games - 162 sounds insane.
>rags
Wtf
>>66594161
Depends. Me personally it's just something to have on after dinner most nights (when I was living in the US). Beats watching some bullshit reality TV.
And there's nothing better than sitting at the park and having a beer.
But to answer your question, I'd say I watched probably 100-120 games a year when I lived in the US. Probably only 30 or so now because of the time difference.
>>66594161
for me I go through phases of intense watching/following of my team with bouts of passiveness in between where I'll leave the game on the tv while studying, cooking, whatever or have the radio broadcast on when I'm driving / chilling. Everyone has their own baseball viewing habits, but to personally watch all 162 games is not expected
Who /mls/ here?
>>66594161
i try to watch every game but obviously that would be incredibly hard to work into a schedule. when i cant watch ill listen to the radio broadcast.
>>66594161
I try and listen to bits and pieces of most games. MLB.tv means I can always catch big games I missed later.
My radio station carries the games so i can catch parts in the car.
The dodgers have been in the playoffs every year so my team is never really out of it.
My mom keeps a scorecard of all 160 games but she is retired and has time for that shit
>>66594161
Due to budget and timing, I can't watch all 162 but thanks to the Internet and technology I do follow all 162 even after their long out.
Thank you based At Bat and even better now free At Bat and MLB TV premiums thanks to based T-Mobile!
>>66594161
I won't watch all 162 games because it's almost impossible, but I will check the final score for each of them.
I have season tix so that' 81 games to go to. I sell a little more than half of them, give away some and end up actually going to about 25 games.
It's a good time.
NO FELIX NO
STOP
>Sonny Gray has "food poisoning"
Gotta somehow keep that trade value up for the deadline
I fucking hate being an Ms fan.
Why does this keep happening to me?
>>66594248
When my financial status gets healthier I really wanna buy season tickets. How do you about selling the tickets to games you don't see?
>>66594267
Had salmonella last year desu
>tfw no qt twink ace on opening night
>>66594300
dodgers fag here. I sell all the opening day NYM NYY and SF games and I end up only paying a few hundred bucks for the season.
I have poorfag season tickets in the top deck though
>>66594391
>Selling all the good games
GIANTS WIN
EVEN YEAR """"" MEME"""" FAGGOTS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>66594300
stub hub. season ticket holders for my team have an accounts they can access online and it's linked/partnered with stubhub so you can just click like two things and list them automatically.
I also bought reserved parking which is only offered to STH, which you can make money off of. It's $12 a game, but since its hard to come by it resells for a lot. I sold my reserved parking for yesterday's home opener for 75 bucks.
If your team is somewhat decent season tix are the way to go because you can save a lot of money one the games you go to. I spent about $4000 for a pair, but after you take into account all the resales you pretty much break even.
But yeah, you do have to have that initial funding for the free baseball.
>>66594454
I just care about the bobbleheads and shit. I can chill at my home with a fat pizza and a 40 oz and follow the game on mlb.tv while casuals overpay for those games
>>66594466
>vs milwaukee
awful thread
/sp/ is kill
>this Jints shitposting
This is what we're gonna be dealing with all season, isn't it?
>>66594391
>>66594468
good looks guys maybe in a few years I'll be consistently chilling at the Yard
野球が好き!
>>66594581
>Lamia
You of all people shouldn't talk
>>66594631
>beat the worst team in the nl
>worst in the majors by default
>start spouting even year chants
>worst meme of all sports memes
you guys are easily the worst fanbase
>>66594658
?
>>66594631
>beating up on the fucking Brewers
Grasping at straws here guys
https://twitter.com/Reflog_18/status/717061201272946692
tfw no pit gf
>>66594697
>lamia still talking
I'll spell it out for you:
Shitposter complaining at shitposting as a result of said shitposters shitposting
Shut the fuck up and reap what you sow
>>66594699
ROASTED
>>66594705
>sticker
>>66594705
>THIS IS A 10/10 IN SHITSBURG
>>66594699
college bros fucking with CSPAN or other announcers is GOAT
yfw the runners win the college world series
Why are Are jints the worst fanbase in all of sports?
>>66594779
san francisco
>>66594779
Because no Canadian team made the NHL playoffs
>>66594779
>this coming from a jays fan whose last playoff before last year was 23 years ago
Jints are bad but you are not one to talk
>>66594814
But every american team is 80% Canadian players
>>66594871
because once they become free agents they come to america away from tsunadere fans and media and high taxes
>>66594832
>fans who haven't seen much success aren't allowed to be happy
Get fucked grouchy
>>66594871
>Canada got cucked by America again
Everybody who lives in that shit country should kill themselve.
Why am I getting this ad on mlb.tv?
>>66594832
>if you dont count the last couple years then your team hasn't been that good recently
jesus christ you insufferable faggots dont shut the fuck up
>>66594952
Lorenzo Cain is a cornball brother desu
>>66594952
i prefer the ads to the deafening silence and commercial break in progress : - > cuck logo
>>66594989
white bois can never compete with this
>>66594581
>implying it's even jintfans
dodger fans being their insufferable selves as usual
>>66595032
>tfw roberts kun will never notice you or not be a stupid worthless coon
Its our y...year. Ri...right...g..guys??
>>66595075
>>66595184
>still believing this man had anything to do with the collapse.
>>66595215
>literally stole away the magic meme ball that 100 virgins had been sacrificed for to give the cubs a shot
So many teams have redeemed themselves in recent baseball history. If the Cubs were to win the series, what would the next most pathetic team be after them?
>>66595289
padres or memeiners
>>66595289
Toronto maple leafs haven't won a cup since 1967. I would be surprised if there's a longer drought.
>>66595289
Indians (1948) would then have the longest drought, but you could argue for some expansion teams with 0 rings
I think we need to have a serious discussion about whether the Cubs will even lose a game this year. They are so far ahead of every other team that its essentially guarenteed they go 162-0
>>66595289
Bills
>>66595289
>Leaveland
Not only is it the next longest drought behind the cubs but it's also fucking Cleveland ohio, who the fuck chooses to spend the prime of their life there when you could go to literally any other city in america?
>>66595353
They'll lose a game in their first series.
>>66595389
Angels are shit m8. Tbh the Cubs will probably get 3 wins from 1 game.
Cubs are going to sweep both the regular season and postseason.
Hand us our ring now
>>66595353
Look at September.
Just face it you dumb motherfuckers
Cubs are elite
Give us our rings
I can't believe I woke up early for nightshirt to watch the Tribe play, and the goddamn game was postponed due to snow and a wind chill of 18 degrees
>Broors """"""Pitching""""""
http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2016/04/04/572545783/1459805236705/asset_2500K.mp4
http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2016/04/04/572547583/1459805581607/asset_2500K.mp4
http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2016/04/04/572550783/1459805348040/asset_1200K.mp4
who /0-1/
>>66595490
>>66595435
lads lets keep the shit talking to a minimum. Chief,panther, and packer posters are the worst. We shall not stoop to their shit tier level.
>give up 1 hit
>lose 3-2
>>66595520
> tfw they never recovered from the ass blasting in the nlds.
>>66595527
No I want my goddamn ring
We are too good and baseball needs to realize that
Rings now bitches
Who /leadingyourdivision/ here?
>>66595527
Good point. Lets not be like doyer fans.
>waSHITon natSHITals bullpen
>>66595504
>jints """""" fans"""""
>two games at 4
what are you guys going to watch
>>66595609
>At 4
Eh, whichever one I can find a better stream for. The wife isn't too keen on getting MLB.TV yet. I'll convince her though. Enjoyed it during spring training.
>>66595504
Who can stop us?
>>66595578
>Good point. Lets not be like gints fans.
ftfy
>>66595624
post wife
>>66595609
doys
>>66595624
>asking your wife for permission
Just do it anyway.
REMINDER THAT MLB.TV is FREE for ALL T-MOBILE CUSTOMERS!!!!
>>66595666
Satan, go fuck yourself.
>>66595666
Checked
Also
>tmobile
>dubs are going to go 74-8
>nanners have 12 draft picks and the GOAT coach
>even year for the Jints
How can the rest of the country even compete?
wheres the doyer game thread
>only 1 more game before the weekend series for the roys
I hate MLB scheduling some times. I wanna overdose. I guess I'll abuse my MLB TV account.
>mlb.tv showing the same exact 'cribs' style player promos over and over during ad breaks
for which purpose??
Baseball is BACK
2016 NL MVP tbqhwyf
Oh fuck I forgot how niggery ESPN is with their format
>>66595727
You get ads? I just get the stay tuned screen. I'm glad no fucking ads.
>payed for mlb tv so i could watch spring training and have t mobile
>>66595647
I probably will to be honest. Just trying to figure out if I should just do the one team (I live out of Astros market) or if I should pony up for the whole thing.
>>66595786
thx
Anyone know if I can bypass the mlb blackout restrictions using a VPN?
>>66595842
yes
>>66595581
LOLOLOLOLOL
I can't believe I woke up early for nightshirt to watch the Tribe play, and the goddamn game was postponed due to snow and a wind chill of 18 degrees
IN TYPICAL PHILADELPHIA FASHION, THE PHILLIES HAVE COLLAPSED AND LOST THE GAME IN THE SPAN OF ONE INNING
>>66595505
Ask me in a day
>>66593730
>4'10"
m8s ive only been doing RTTS. Does The Diamond Dynasty mode have 'team of the week' players like Madden or Fifa Ultimate Team?
Anyone else feel sorry for the Braves?
Fuck the Nashitnals
I can't believe I woke up early for nightshirt to watch the Tribe play, and the goddamn game was postponed due to snow and a wind chill of 18 degrees
>>66594161
I follow every game but can't watch every game because I'm not a neet. I try to sneak in some day games but sometimes I can't.
>>66596225
They didn't last year
Is Dan "pulled her into the van after she ran" Schneider watching the SD vd LA game?
>>66596099
Don't be such a negative nancy. We undefeated sempai.
>>66595581
YOU WERE SAYING FUCK FACE?
>barves
>>66596327
We'll go 162-0 desu. Fuck anyone that thinks otherwise
>>66596531
>that god tier rack
>still a little over 2 hours to go
Thanks MLB.
>>66596563
is fake
>>66596596
It's passable though
>>66596593
Better not fuck up the first real gamethread of the year. You should have warmed up during spring so you aren't rusty.
>Robert Flores on MLB Network
When did this happen?
>>66596756
Enjoy the pessimism and embrace the suffering then.
Why are so many opening day games at night this year? Seems like they always used to be at 1:00.
>>66596818
Because OD was yesterday
Problem, Methinals?
Last place LOLOLOLOL!!!
>>66593864
>caring about "authenticity" of a fucking jersey
>literally paying $100 for the exact same shit so some jew owner can make more money
I dont subscribe to the /pol/ BS but you are literally retarded.
>>66596850
How many games will the Cards lose this year? 110? 120?
>>66594139
wew lad
Ryan Divish @RyanDivish 29m29 minutes ago
Per Stats Inc., the Mariners are the first team since 1913 to allow one hit on opening day and lose the game.
>>66597005
>Memeners
>>66597005
Sox will be the second tonight.
>>66597005
>Ryan Divish
>>66597005
>Seattle fishermen
Holy shit
Reminder
>>66597033
checked
Why are you whosfags always so down on your own team? I can actually see you guys having a chance this year.
>>66597131
Because the Sox always find a way to let you down.
Hell, the only reason the Sox won in Oakland last year because the A's somehow were worse than the Sox. Every time they go to the Coliseum, they get blown the hell out.
If ESPN is gonna suck Vin Scully's dick so much why won't the let him broadcast a game for them
>>66597131
>having a chance
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Good one.
Reminder that over the last 6 years the Giants have won as many eries as every other team combined
Which team has the worst fans and why is it the doyers/gints
I'll be taking my (You)'s with a side of fries, thank you
/mlb/ alert: Buck truck about to win
>>66597485
giants gamethreads are fine as long as its not vs the Doyers
just look at the brewers thread today
>>66597503
Was just trying to imitate doyer and Jints fans 2bh
CRUSH DAVIS
ORIOLES
WIN
I hope you guys lose today so that we can all worship the Pirates and Reds for once. All of our teams are shit.
Fucking Brewers man, I nearly died during my exam when I saw the score go from 2-2 to 10-3 from beginning to end.
>>66594224
My negro
Just got that yesterday from based T-Mobile
What does crowding the mound mean and why is it an invitation to get beaned?
>>66597551
My fucking Injuns couldn't play today, I'm pissed
>>66597485
Cubs
Not even close
Buck truck rolls on
>>66595798
If you got T-Mobile you can Regis to get it for free
Who /Stros/ here??
>>66597584
They're my third favorite team in AL, so I know your pain. Orioles and W.Sox come before you though.
>>66597551
>Worship the Pirates
Are we still supposed to feel sorry for them for losing for 20 years?
>>66597743
well 20 years is older than you so yes.
>balls/strikes squashed between Rays logo and outs counter
>Seattle
FUCKING LOOK AT IT
Rate my opening day feast:
>sadly no kraut to put on my beer brats but 3 cheeses + premium mustard was damn good
>postponed
>cold
What the fuck is this?
>>66597769
I wish I was under 20.
rate for tonight bros
>>66597922
>avi
insta 0 of 0
>>66597922
>Avi
bwahahahahahaha
>>66597981
see you for some suffering in about an hour bro
>>66597679
BUCK TRUCK STARTS UP
Out of snus and need nicotine. I feel like I'm playing in NYC or Chicago right now.
>>66597888
>>66597951
Are you both autistic? Literally what is wrong with this?
>>66598108
It's ugly as fuck
Who /undefeated/ here
Lineup is looking good
>>66598208
Who /LesterPanthersWarriorsJays/ here?
WOW what a catch
Cubes game thread where?
>>66598208
Undefeated until tomorrow
>>66598345
I'll make one
>>66598208
Undefeated til September
Baseballs just about to starts
I'm sototallyfuckingPUMPED!
Kek
Such a fucking meme
>>66598595
I hate the doyers but love kyle
I feel conflicted about corey
>>66598687
CUBS VS ANGELS
>>66598687
White Sox at A's
>>66598771
>>66598771
>>66598771
Sox A's thread where?
>Padres
>losing 0-14 in your home opener
real talk
If you go to your teams opening day you are a confirmed casual. Nothing but casuals at the game and low level baseball knowledge plebs.
Stay beta spee
>fifteen to zero
>>66596687
>size 2 waist
Bitch is fat tbfh.
>>66598946
so could you not afford tickets, or did they just sell out before you could get any
>>66597914
danke
>>66598946
It's cool to go if your team is shit and no one else is going.
As a Royals fan, as much as I wanted to see em raise the flag, I also wasn't paying $200+ nor the high prices for the ring ceremony tomorrow. I'll just go in a week or two when prices are back to like $10 for right behind home plate bottom of upper deck at the K.
Why is YES such jews? They literally run Jewish sitcoms about jews living in Isreal
>>66598946
Someone's mad they couldn't get tickets. I had a great time at Rays opening day though tbhfam
>>66593061
Baseball is the greatest sport on Earth.
>>66599150
but the game is still going
Dodgers being Dodgers
They can't play against good teams
Their batters can't make contact against actual aces
Decent batters wear down Kershaw into six good innings
But fuck do the Dodgers play well against .500 teams and under
They are the garbage men of the National League
>>66599099
>Yankees network
>surprised its filled with Jewish programming
good goy
>turn on ESPN
>it's 15 - 0 doyers
>getting BTFO this hard on opening day in front of your home crowd
>>66599345
It's really a Dodgers home game too though
Season over before it started for the Yankees
>>66599571
>162 games left for the Yankees
>Season over
>Blue Jays do good
>Can only think about the Yankees
Daily reminder that the Cubs are literally Gods gift to baseball
Give us 25 years and we'll have more rings than the Yankees
who is more elite Dickey or CC
Daily reminder cubs fans called for a mans death for catching a foul ball
>>66599629
Jays will be good all season. This is the only time the Yankees will have a .500 or better record all season.
>>66599571
>caring about a mediocre yankees team
smdh there are other teams in the east to obsess taking over your division
>>66599629
Well, the Yanks are probably the biggest threat too the Jays divisional crown this year.
>>66599661
Yeah but they're the ones shitting up every Jays thread, so fuck them
>>66599648
They both suck
>>66599675
Just like jays "fans" were shitting up yankee game threads as well last season after july. Both fanbases are shit anyway
>>66599648
Dickey can get through 5 innings without a shot of insulin, so him
>the angels are literally batting daniel nava second
hahaha holy shit
>>66599721
>losing a 7.5 game lead in 13 days
deserved it 2bh
>15-0
>>66599799
Poor padres man
>dodgers have won 7 straight over the dads
absolute carnage lmao
>greinke
>>66599675
m8, you guys brought that on yourselves.
>>66599848
That was the fastest Dad's have disappeared since Maury visited Detroit
>>66599924
Holy kek
>stinky grinky
>$206 million
go orioles
>>66599956
>>66599924
D-bags on suicide watch.
>$206.5 million US
> too oh sicks poynt five milleon dollhairs
JUST
>slithering snakes
holy fuck greinke. Also how about trevor storys first hit being a 3 run home run.
>>66599931
Let the shit posting begin
Kill me now
dream shattered
the diamondbacks are a walking L
ARI crowd is losing it
>Greinke
KEK
my sides are in space right now
> give 200 million to autism man
> WE CONTEDER NOW
> the state of Arizona
>grautismke
holy shit
DAH DEH MEME KEI
Fuck sake D Backs, are you retarded Greinke?
>Gronk
>Dbags
It was so obvious greinke was going to regress badly Idk what they were thinking.
>steinke's ERA is 20.25
kek
>there are people on this board who still think signing big name pitchers isnt a meme.
>Lester is shite
>grienke shite
the meme lives
So glad I get to post this again.
larry fitzgerald seems like a good dude
>>66600261
>twenty-five million United States dollars
>>66600124
Hopefully the Yankees can be competitive the entire season, the divisional race is going to be crazy if that happens
"That's why we paid him the big bucks, he's here, he's delivered already on opening day."
>>66600302
is this a real quote? lol
is greinke getting a million dollars for every tenth of a run on his ERA?
> mfw the national media and popular "projection" systems actually think the Royals will win less than 90 games and/or miss the the postseason
why continue this meme?
it only fuels the royals.................
>>66599198
did tonights MASTERPIECE from KERSHGOD anger you pussy ni66a??????
>>66600332
.........................
>>66600325
restarted the 3rd inning and there's some ARI football dude doing guest commentary. larry fitzgerald evidently
So weird seeing zobrist in a cubs uniform now
>Padres historic loss
>grienke being exposed along with the douchebags aka free agent champions 2016
Let's hope it stays this way until the end
>>66600257
does anyone have this girl's IG? I remember seeing it in some Tigs/Dodgers game a long time ago
>>66600332
>>66600366
.................................
>>66600332
It makes absolutely no fucking sense
>>66600332
>>66600366
>>66600390
....................................................
>>66600389
Here senpai https://www.instagram.com/tannedandtraveled/
>>66596844
That's a shitty way of doing it then. Opening day used to be on a weekday with most if not all teams playing during the day.
I know it's a money thing, though.
>>66600332
>>66600366
>>66600390
>>66600414
1..............................
>>66600269
Lester was NEVER a big game or big name pitcher.
Prolific cock sucker maybe, has more L's than meaningful wins in his career, not to mention his pathetic career ERA in comparison to the other pitchers of his age.
>>66600332
>>66600366
>>66600390
>>66600414
>>66600462
2..........................
>>66600464
Except he has 2 rings you fucking autist
>>66600332
>>66600366
>>66600390
>>66600414
>>66600462
>>66600488
3...............................
over..............
>>66600435
hey thanks
>>66600496
>imolying rings mean anything
>>66599675
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
got you :^)
>>66600292
Not worried at all about the >orioles and rasy. I'm definitely not worried about bombston's aces, and I'm even LESS worried about a meme canadian team and their /hoc/ bandwagoners.
That said, we need birdman back
Hi, I just got that free MLB.tv deal from T-mobile. I'm not too sure how the blackout thing works. If I'm from Arizona, I can't watch Diamondback games, right? But can I watch the Rockies broadcast?
>>66600496
this isnt basketball, championships are a COLLECTIVE achievement not a measurement of an individual's talent you IMBECILIC FUCKING ANIMAL
I guess George Kontos > every active cy young pitcher because Kontos has more rings huh??
fucking simp
>>66600496
>>66600526
>be professional pitcher
>cant check runners at the bases
Nice "elite" pitcher you got there
123456789
u n h i t t a b l e
>>66600574
No
If you live in the local area you can watch it off cable
For example
Here in Vegas I can't watch any west coast team except Padres and Seattle unless the game is not on national television and not called the Dodgers
I can't watch the Angels on at bat but can on my television because cox has fox sports Anahiem and LA , fox sports San Diego and Arizona is also shown here but only when Dodgers are playing which is cox' sway of spiting time warner
It's confusing at first but you are blacked out from local market teams because most tv deals excluding Dodgers assume you have the channels on television to watch the team otherwise lost revenue for the local market
STOOOOOO
REEEEEEEE
Lol. Too bad there isn't a dbacks rockies thread. Trevor Fucking Story.
>>66600574
you can't watch ANY broadcast from the snakes if you're in snake territory, same as how someone from LA can't watch LAA or LAD games, you get EVERY other game though and you can have the audio broadcast from your home team which is worth it.
this is the first time that T-mobile has given away the entire service usually they just do the gameday+audio+archive game of day
>tfw I have Trevor Story in my fantasy team for one of the /sp/ leagues
>>66600786
>I have him in the other /sp/ league
Rockies garbage pitching rearing its head...
>this A's game
>>66600839
Fuck yeah
Bryce Harper is a faggot bitch, but he's what the game needs right now 2bh
Greinke
>15.75 ERA
Thank you based Diamkndback offense.
Yasmani Thomas just blew that ni66a Greinke a kiss from home plate lol
does that mean what i think it means????
>>66602273
Probably not.
>>66602129
feels so good not only to be the best team in the division but to have the best offense in the league
>>66602273
no DG, it does not mean you can piss on a woman
i sure hope we win tomorrow
>>66602323
kys
how can i get AM radio streams of my team fo free?
radio signal is very weak where i live
>>66602400
whats ur team
>Coors baseball saved by Miller
>>66602400
>Jints
sneks btfo and sad
who here /would be sort of content with 3rd in the division/?
Who /postponed/ here? Weather for tomorrow doesn't look much better either
cole hamels is really hot but he needs to grow out his hair for those beautiful summer highlights like from 2009
>>66602681
semi related
just watched a short documentary about previous schedule makers before they had their jobs taken by computers
http://espn.go.com/30for30/film?page=the-schedule-makers
you can thank skynet for all these postponed games.
>Cubs up 6 - 0, Arrieta one-hitter at the stretch
>5. Dallas Keuchel
>4. David Price
>3. Zach Greinke
>2. Jake Arrieta
>1. Clayton Kershaw
What if I told you these are the top 5 starting pitchers in baseball?
>>66603371
1. Arrieta
Fixed it
>>66603371
I would say you didnt watch the dbags game
>>66603371
>no corey kluber
>>66599799
What's up my double-digits homie?
>>66603399
This.
Guaranteed historic season.
Throws nastier pitches than Kershit.
Future HoF if you ask me desu
>>66603399
>>66603442
>>66603449
You can take it up with Pedro Martinez then, because that is his list
>>66603371
i would ask you to stop reading that ridiculous fucking script the MLB network is giving you and actually tell the truth
1.) Clayton Kershaw
(POWER GAP #5)
(POWER GAP #4)
(POWER GAP #3)
(POWER GAP #2)
(POWER GAP #1)
2.) Zack Greinke
3.) Max Scherzer
4.) Chris Sale
5.) Chris Archer
irrefutable through any and all scientific metrics
>>66603558
Mind telling me his postseason stats?
>>66603615
why even ask
surely someone of such record caliber would have a sub 1.00 ERA
Does anybody else here follow players that were brought up on your team and traded/signed elsewhere
http://brandonjonesracing.com/2016/03/jones-no-33-xfinity-car-sponsored-texas-rangers/
snakes getting rocked
>tfw it's been a day into baseball and the wsox are still undefeated
strange waters
http://m.mlb.com/video/v572943583/ladsd-scully-finds-out-the-meaning-of-goat
>>66603976
see
>>>/wsg/1021555
>>66603399
>>66603468
>le good for only half a season mememan
>>66604005
Why the fuck can't every board just have webm audio
>>66603976
>>66604005
>>66604024
>they think GOAT was a term invented by /sp/
>Kershaw literally threw a 1 hitter today
wtf
>>66604050
it's not as if he pitched poorly in the 1st half
>Dads historically BTFO
>Greinke signing confirmed for blunder of the century
>Broors give up 3 dingers in a row
>Memeners allow 1 hit and still lose
Which team embarrassed themselves the most today?
>>66604087
Certaintly didn't pitch better than Greinke or even Kershaw
what went wrong
>>66604125
Autism
>>66604082
>7 innings
>>66604125
this game is a fucking disaster and the rockies broadcast team on my stream is fucking insufferable. who calls framing a "stolen strike"?
>>66604125
>those uniforms
>>66604125
>>66604116
>Dodgers killed it
>Greinke is shit
>Assgardner is shit
Just end the season now. The division is ours.
>broors
>anglels
>podrace
>>66604116
Memeiners blew their one chance this year to do something of note
>>66604149
>multiple entries
>>66604138
Guys have BEEN calling framed pitches "stolen strikes" for as long as I've been alive. In Venezuela they use that a lot :
>se robo el strike
>mira ese catcher robar esa bola
Who can stop us?
>>66604219
14 NL teams and 15 AL teams.
Cubbies looking GOAT, and I ain't talkin' about the curse!
>>66604219
>Fartfarmer giving up runs like they're nothing against the Brewers
lmbo
Is this our year?
>>66604196
i guess. it's definitely what it is too, i just can't take these fucking losers in the rockies broadcast booth
>แม้ปี
میرا چہرہ جب جایس کپ جیت لیا
>Is this our year?
>>66604275
"no"
>>66604253
"no"
>>66604219
"no"
>>66604149
"no"
I can't wait to see Arietta blow his elbow out and watch the Cubes crash and burn after the All Star break. Literally nothing will give me more pleasure than lapping up those tears. To think I used to actually like Chicago. Enjoy another century of losing, you faggots.
>>66604313
>postseason hat
Nothing more pathetic than that.
>Trevor Story
d-do i drink the koolaid?
>>66604302
>urdu
>not hindi or whatever they speak in somalia
1 job america
>>66604320
shit didn't mean to stretch it to that size
>even year
>>66604244
>1 hit
>only 7 innings
How cute
>>66604316
t. Mariners fan
>>66604313
This "girl" kinda looks like Dellin Betances smdh
>>66604310
>Jake Arietta was forced out of his last club because he literally wrote emo journal entries insulting his teammates and left them out in public to be viewed
What a fitting """ace""" for such a shit team.
>>66604327
i thought a fuck ton of poo in loos also spoke urdu
also
>recognizing urdu
brampton pls go
>>66604320
not with how he just watched that one straight down the pipe on 2-2
>>66604336
Nope. Dodgers fan. I'm an expert on disappointing playoff runs.
>>66604320
Beautiful swing
>>66604320
>game isnt at coors field
drink up son
>>66604310
Return to the salt mine, Analslime faggot
>>66604354
Not an Angels fan.
mfw the padres showed perfect christian charity and hospitality to our guests by letting them win today
>>66604344
>what is google translate
>>66604350
It's against Greinke, though. He's /mlb/ confirmed SHIT now. He signed that huge contract and now he does not give any fucks.
>>66604378
>mfw grenkie gains 100 pounds this season and gets benched like Pablo Sandoval
They just announced this is now the longest 9 inning game in Diamondbacks history.
>>66604310
Elbow? It's going to be his shoulder. And I couldn't agree more. To watch the Mets, Giants, and Cubs miss the playoffs in 2016 is gonna be so fucking funny. Even if the Dodgers get eliminated again I literally do not give a fuck about a Championship. I live in fucking California for free and get to watch the greatest left hander to ever live.
Fuck Chicago
Fuck SF
Fuck flushing, the bronx, and the world Trade Center.
Blue 4 life.
>>66604387
Greinke is too autistic to get fat. He probably logs every calorie and gram of fat he eats in a spreadsheet.
>>66604387
>Get fat
>Suck even harder
>Refuse to improve
>Get cut
>Collect paychecks from home
Now that Based Panda and Autismo have decided to employ this strategy, how long until every major FA does?
>>66604401
>being a Doyers fan
Hahahahahaha
Kysmm
>>66595491
>>66596040
>>66596252
Already in midseason form
>>66602681
Temp won't be much warmer but the wind chill won't be as killer.
>>66604409
is his wife cucks and leaves him i could see some fat gold digger swooping in and force feeding him ding dongs
>>66604409
>too autistic to get fat
Then explain most of the the patrons of this site?
>>66604401
>greatest left hander to ever live
That's Randy Johnson though
>>66604427
I think you mean Sandy Koufax
>>66604433
>>66604411
>dubs like his double scoop
>>66604438
That's not how Chris narveson is spelled
>>66604438
>implying some injury baby with a magic sky friend can be GOAT
dude turned down tommy johns because he thought it was witchcraft
>>66604426
Greinke is one of those rare autistic savants, like Rain Man. 4channers are this breed of autism:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4PTf7LgsIE
>>66604438
>Le be mediocre for half a decade, have a few great years, and then retire at 30 man
THE AUTISM IS REAL
THE AUTISM IS REAL
HOLY SHIT
MY SIDES
>http://www.yardbarker.com/mlb/articles/zack_greinke_reportedly_was_frustrated_by_shelby_miller_trade/s1_127_20609776
>>66604451
>dude turned down tommy johns because he thought it was witchcraft
......... Tommy John wasn't even a fucking thing back then and Koufax career ended becuase of arthritis in multiple spots on his arm not becuase of an UCL injury. Fucking Tommy John wasn't even a live God damn what a stupid fucking post wowzers
>>66604456
fug that guy should just be enlisted in the army and dropped in with a sword somewhere
>tfw no qt 3.14 baseball gf
>>66604461
>Inciarte and half the Farm traded for a #2
>Pollock ded
>Greinke shit
>Budget maxed out
>Uniforms ugly
THE CITY OF ARIZONA
>>66604411
>literally turned down more money because the gints wanted him to not get fatter
truly astounding, i mean you actually have to admire him a little for that level of commitment
>>66604486
>mfw i will father kids some day and comb through their shows looking for memes
>>66604433
>filename
>>66604496
desu it is smart not signing a contract you know you cannot uphold and renegotiating with someone who will agree to your terms
dudes lawyers and agent were on point and read that contract well
>>66604498
Reproduction with 2d girls isn't feasible. Sorry to disappoint
>>66604496
>Bombston pays a hundred million for a -2 WAR player
>Jints stumble across a literally who 5 WAR 3B for league minimum
You cannot make this shit up
NEW THREAD FOR WHEN THIS HITS THE BUMP LIMIT
>>66603054
>>66603054
>>66603054
>>66603054
>>66604517
>20 posts early
>>66604456
Kekd
>>66604005
>tune in the MLB Network for highlights
>some blonde cookie cutter whore hosting
>"MLB is encouraging everyone to wear their favorite team's cap."
>"Throughout the show I get to wear all of my favorites."
>favorites
>s
>plural
FUCKING ROASTIES
>>66604525
>Not preparing in advance
Smh tbqh familia
>>66604057
moot was too worried about screamers
>>66604536
Fuck off attention starved faggot.
>>66604534
I have like 5 favorite dodgers hats.
1 favorite trucker cap
1 favorite snapback hat
1 favorite normal brim hat
1 favorite fitted hat
1 favorite adjustable hat
ETC
they are my favorite because lids sells like 30 of every kind of hat yet i only bought one of each kind
>>66604534
>Cubs and Jints are 2 of her 5 "favorites"
What do we think, Doyers, Yankees, Red Sox for the other 3?
>>66604573
She meant favorite teams. 5 of them
>>66604534
>FUCKING ROASTIES
>>>/r9k/
How to spot a virgin
>>66604534
>heidi watney
>"some blonde cookie cutter whore"
fucking kill yourself and your family
>>66604595
lmbo. You think this cunt got a job hosting on MLB Network because of her successful sports "journalism" career?
She's where she is because she fucked her way there or her dad is connected or both.
>>66604604
This is like the definition of vanilla taste.
>>66604621
sorry i don't like feminine dicks like you do
>>66604605
Why u so fucken mad /b/rother? What has Heidi done to you? And why haven't you seen a pussy IRL????
>>66602129
Harper > Trout
>>66600374
Weird as fuck seeing Heyward
>>66604082
Arrieta threw a 2-hitter, also in 7 (seven) innings
Well, if one thing can be taken positively from tonight, it's that the offense seemingly hasn't lost too much.
>>66604658
Just take the L and log off for the week.
If Greinke had that performance in dodger blue I would do the same.
Just take the L discreetly like that other weaboo met faggot
NEW THREAD
>>66603054
>>66603054
>>66603054
>>66603054
NEW THREAD
>>66603054
>>66603054
>>66603054
>>66603054
>>66604683
>posted it again at 499
kys
>>66604674
>Just take the L and log off for the week.
Nah.
This is the only place I can find baseball discussion occasionally worth a damn.
>>66604082
So did Felix :^)
>>66604456
>based jonotron
imagine that big retard living next door to you in an apartment or condo and bashing his head through the wall
so the sneks are like the new tigers except without four division titles in past five years?
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