OPENING DAY MOTHERFUCKERS
Sonny Gray scratched due to food poisoning.
Chicago White Sox:
1. Adam Eaton (L) RF
2. Jimmy Rollins (S) SS
3. Jose Abreu (R) 1B
4. Todd Frazier (R) 3B
5. Melky Cabrera (S) LF
6. Avisail Garcia (R) DH
7. Brett Lawrie (R) 2B
8. Dioner Navarro (S) C
9. Austin Jackson (R) CF
LHP -- Chris Sale
Oakland A's:
1. Billy Burns (S) CF
2. Jed Lowrie (S) 2B
3. Josh Reddick (L) RF
4. Danny Valencia (R) 3B
5. Khris Davis (R) LF
6. Billy Butler (R) DH
7. Mark Canha (R) 1B
8. Stephen Vogt (L) C
9. Marcus Semien (R) SS
LHP -- Rich Hill
>yfw Drake LaRoche bats DH
>baseball is back
Finally
>>66598793
How many games will be lost by the Sox because they will be a directionless team lacking true leadership?
based Rich Hill getting the Opening Day start
>tfw i have to get up at 530am tomorrow
Why does the faggot west coast even exist
HA HA
TIME FOR FALSE HOPE
HERE WE GO
LET'S START THIS SEASON OFF RIGHT!
>>66598897
I'm in the same boat as you and I wonder that same exact question.
Also if you have T-Mobile, get your free MLB Premium while you still can.
>>66598944
Was watching 4 games at once earlier on it.
Fucking amazing.
Reminder that last year we lost the first game 10-1
Improvement upon that shouldn't be hard. SHOULDN'T be...
>tfw your ace has the shits
Good evening Sox Bros.
reposting my opening day meal(not pictured, the 8 beers ive already had)
>yfw you heard no qt3.14 Sonny pitching tonight
>Hendu
>Tony Philips
pls no
>>66599060
>tfw your ace has the shits... again
>>66599113
Fuck off tripqueer.
>>66599085
oh hell yes
>>66599107
>Sonny's face tonight
Saleing takes me away yeah yeah yeah yeah..
SOX SOX SOX SOX SOX SOX
>>66599085
mite b cool
Sup A's bros
I guess we're both strapped in for a season of suffering
Let's see who wants to lose this one less
>tfw every opening day takes us further away from 2005
>>66598771
Am I the only human on /sp/ watching the D-backs?
>tfw Rickey's next to go
I hope this pregame memorial is the saddest I'll get tonight.
I missed u hawk
>>66598944
Thanks bro, already did.
How based are they for doing that?
>>66599257
I met Rickey in Cooperstown when I went to see Frank get inducted and got a pic with him. He was based as fuck
>>66599260
It's going to be a long shitty season, bro.
Gotta love MLB.tv, I'm getting blackcocked even though this is my current proximity to us cellular.
stream2watch is ded
can any bros help me out?
Heard it here first.... Sox win al pennant...
>>66599308
Go watch your NL team, faggot
>>66599308
Reddit mlbstreams
>>66599308
Sorry, I got WLS on my shitty but long trusted clock radio.
>>66599326
drink wine from my asscrack fag, i'd want the sox to 4-0 the cards if they played in the WS
HAWKKKKKKKKKK
Man I spent all day getting hyped up and ended up reading all these projections and analysis and predictions for the sox which mostly had them at last place and shit like that.
Regardless still hyped
FIRST BASE RUNNER!
>>66599350
im listening on the radio atm, im just trying to find a ghetto stream atm, stream2watch used to be my go to
>rich hill
gg whos
>>66599302
>1 pitch, 1 HBP
Yep. Long season.
Beer and a game with my dad. Still here I have not forgotten you guys.
>I've never watched a complete baseball game
>>66599424
actually fuck stream2watch is still working, fuck yeah, fuck you blackout
Jizzzzzzzz eaton
AAAAAAAAAAAAAND TOOTBLAN
fucking hell
How does it feel to be the 2nd team in your market?
>>66599447
t. White Sox/Cardinals """fan"""
>EATON
Who /mlb.TVbutcantwatchbecauseofblackoutrestricions/
>>66599424
>>66599458
didnt mean to reply to you
im tired of admiring Eaton because he's scrappy, he's just not good
>>66599497
Canada so it doesn't matter even for jays here
>>66599497
yo
abroo pls
>>66599478
You asking A's fans or White Sox fans?
Stop hitting sox players
>tfw campus was offering tickets to the game but I didnt know until today
>all sold out
Junk baller
>Heel
>>66599522
>>66599478
You're asking yourself, samefag
>>66599534
Unlike smarch last year for us, I don't think Hill is doing it intentionally
>3 batters
>2 HBP
Yep. Gonna be a long season
>>66598944
fuck. I bought the audio subscription like 2 days ago. well, still signed up. A's game is blacked out on it.
fucking blackout restriction
>>66599479
what's wrong with liking an NL team as long as you never, ever root against your main team whether it be in interleague play or in the rare case of a world series?
Well that promising start to the game went to shit quickly
typical
frazier=bust
>>66599561
>2 baserunners
>No runs
Yep it's gonna be a long season
Fuck season over...
>>66599577
I grew up in Chicago as a Sox fan then relocated to an NL city so I follow both
>>66599586
u wot m8?
>>66599607
We have PTSD from dunn and laroche. We'll get a little emotional when we see failure no matter how big or small.
>>66599606
at least with my liking of the cardinals, it truly galvanizes my hatred of the cubs
Where's the closest NL team to the A's?
Dodgers, Padres or Giants?
We went from 0 to dour in half an inning
Still not as fast as last year
>>66599644
yes
Who are the A's biggest division rivals?
Yay Eaton in right!
I might have ANOTHER brat tonight. Or save it for breakfast tomorrow.
>based country breakfast
is hawk doing the game?
>Rush walk up song
What memery is this?
>>66599562
Use a VPN.
>>66599694
Hawk is doing all away games, new guy is doing all home games
>>66599680
Texas or Angels
>>66599694
He is. Hawk does away. Benetti will do home.
I just got ol Ed and DJ on WLS though.
>>66599562
At least you get to hear Vin Scully's final season. I'm thinking about buying just for that.
>>66599710
that sucks I'll never be able to hear him since mlb package only shows the home team feed
>>66599704
There's nothing wrong with Rush
Milky, Bort and Donuts?
Go Jays castoffs
HE GONE
FIRST OF THE SEASON
First of many hopefully
>>66599710
>>66599716
How much does Hawk hate his wife? What kind of asshole scales it back but decides to do away games?
ABROO WITH THE FLIP
Sale..... ️️️
>>66599707
when I can't get a good stream, I proxy through my friend in KC for mlb.tv, which works unless they're playing KC haha. I feel like such a cuck paying for mlb.tv when this:>>66599308 is my situation and even if I had a tv sub, I'd mostly be getting reds games and not sox games.
>>66599761
something about living in Indiana and easier to get to the airport than the ballpark but isn't comiskey and midway pretty close to each other?
>>66599761
he lives in NW indiana. The trek from there to the cell is worse than the plane ride to hotel to ball park
>>66599718
Are you the guy fucking that qt trap with a moustache?
Post A's qts
>>66599761
He lives 2 hours from the cell... Easier to do road games... 126 year old man shouldn't drive that much..
>>66599644
>past success but are shit now
Doyers
>>66599790
Just not true. Even in bad traffic, NWI to the Cell is like 2-2.5 hours.
>>66599837
oh gosh
2016 Mvp Garcia
>>66599821
But he should fly 80 times? Please.
He probably has a hooker in every city he likes to fuck.
How do A's bros feel about a new stadium in Howard Terminal?
Personally I hope the A's don't move so the Raiders can get the fuck out of the Bay
>>66599833
even so north west Indiana to ohare has to be just as bad
>>66599790
This. When I plan on Sox games I stay at my parents place which is in NWI. The drive is horrible, if you have car troubles you're looking at a black hawk down situation. I take the train, but that has its own problems as well.
>>66599852
You saying u don't??
Hey guys, remember either last year or a few years back when we talked about having an A's fan meetup at a home game?
I would have liked to do that. I don't have any friends to go to games with so I never go to any :(
HAHA WHITE SOX TIME!
>>66599761
I think his wife would be happy not to have to spend time with that know-nothing blowhard.
>avishit
>>66599797
No, I'm the one who lusted after FrozenBro
>avi is still shit
What a surprise
>>66599855
As long as they stay in Oakland.
Raidniggers can stay or leave, I don't care, coliseum's already a shithole.
>>66599879
Would
>>66599905
what a qt
Getting shutout by hill....
>two innings scoreless against rich hill
The "new" offense
>>66599797
disgusting
>>66599907
Forgot to mention that's me on the right btw
Ragsfag here
How does it feel Oakland Assletics to know you're already behind?
>>66598828
Give me that sauce homeslice
>>66599874
name the day bro
>>66599955
Feel like we're one strike away from greatness.
wish I could watch this lads
>>66599955
How does it feel to be one strike away. Twice :^)
>tfw i work in san francisco
>take BART home and pass by coliseum at ~5:30 PM
>would like to stop by whenever the A's are at home on one of their $2 ticket days
>i have no friends at all so I would be too embarrassed to attend a game alone
Do the A's still do the $2 bleacher wednesdays or whatever day it is?
What do you guys think of 890 AM compared to 670 AM?
Even though they're both 50,000 watt stations, I get 890 more clear here in central IN so I'm happy.
>>66599955
>implying the Rags still dont have the injury bug.
>Brett Lawrie
God I cant wait for this faggot to come back to KC like 10 times this year. Gonna get beaned so hard
Lookin good out there, Sox
>>66599978
Hey at least we weren't one and done'd Three years in a row
>>66600024
CHIMP'D
>>66599514
>>66599516
It's either this watch the cubs or start my paper. Wat do?
>>66599998
Just fucking go you faggot
The fact that you even give a shit what a bunch of strangers think is probably related to why you have no friends, stop caring
Where are the other Sox namefags? I see Rbo and that's it.
>>66599998
A lot of people go by themselves. Listen to the game with your headphones and eat a hotdog.
>>66599998
Go anyways, even if you're alone
>>66600010
>Implying the rags aren't healthier than we've ever been.
We got a healthy starting rotation (Darvish is back in may), a pretty good lineup, an okay Defense, and a young GOAT closer.
I feel pretty good being a rags fan Tbqhaf Senpai
>>66600007
Anytime I don't have to hear Bernstein n that fat slob boers voice is a wonderful day... 670 sucks
This is all I've got lads post more A's qts
>>66600033
>>66600009
>>66599984
>>66599966
>>66599948
>>66599945
>>66599922
>>66599907
>>66599905
in the words of Donald Trump, Sad!
>>66600060
its not caring about what strangers think. its being there alone surrounded by all the groups of friends and families and guys with their girlfriends and having to think about how im there alone
>>66600033
Where are you getting all of these?
Sale lookin good
>>66600000
posting the get here
>>66600025
As opposed to going all the way with the same end result.
>>66600061
They're way to cute to be in Oakland unless they live to get airtighted by 3 niggers between games.
>>66600091
one solution is to drink
>>66599994
http://www.streamandme.me
It's like a minute behind.
HD tho desu
>>66600080
Those guys were cringeworthy, good riddance.
>>66600071
It was always rbo and about 2-3 anons
Nice inning for Sale. We need that offense going.
>>66600091
the other people won't even notice you. you're not interesting enough.
>>66600077
>implying gallo wont have an injury this year
:^)
>>66600138
its not caring about strangers noticing me. its being there alone surrounded by all the groups of friends and families and guys with their girlfriends and having to think about how im there alone
>>66600130
Nah it's because my internet is capped.
The angels game is on tv though so I will just have to settle for watching them lose
>>66600071
Hoepfully whiplash decided to stop posting after his meltdown last year during the world series
SOX fans please feel free to post your qts
>pickoff error
>>66600183
2d or 3d? Who am I kidding we only have 2d.
>>66600091
Drink heavily. After a while, you won't give the slightest fuck. If you're lucky, you can see a soloshot winning the game in extras.
>RISP
Oh boy here we go.
Alrightttttttt
IN PLAY RUNS!
FIRST RUN OF THE SEASON!
EATON!
>burns
EATON thanks a's
>>66600159
>Implying it will matter
Gallo sucked ass late last year in the Majors. We didn't need him them. We don't need him now. As long as he's healthy next year and beyond then we're good.
Now if our closer Shawn Tolleson were to get hurt, We'd be fucked.
Pic related
http://m.bbref.com/m?p=XXplayersXXtXXtollesh01.shtml
>35/37 saves
>ERA 2.99
Oh shit a run.
>>66600183
We don't have any:^(
don't stop now boys!
SOX STRIKE FIRST
YESHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>66600176
whiplash! I was buds with him, I never witnessed said meltdown. I hope he's doing well.
KC special
JROLL
WELCOME TO THE SOX
DSNB DSNB!!
>>66599998
I went to several day games by myself last year when my friends were working. Just buy a standing room ticket if they sell them and hang around by the railing sipping a beer or something. If the fans there in OAK are as chill as the ones in KC you might make some friends.
Some dude with his girlfriend at Kauffman told me he tried to buy seat number 420 (I was there by myself on 4/20) but someone already bought it. Then he pulls out a wax vape pen and I started smoking it with him and his gf right there in the ballpark. It was a good time
>>66600231
>cricket
>rags
>tfw ducksnort is prema-dead
Looks like it's time to start drinking
abroo pls
>>66600231
Cricket still exists? I remember when they were so popular with that sliding phone. I swear everyone had one
>>66600280
>Some dude with his girlfriend at Kauffman told me he tried to buy seat number 420 (I was there by myself on 4/20) but someone already bought it. Then he pulls out a wax vape pen and I started smoking it with him and his gf right there in the ballpark. It was a good time
DAMN BRO YOU VAPE?
FUCKING EPIC LAD, TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR VAPING
Jose Jose Jose Jose
>>66600308
It's just AT&T under a different name at this point.
JOSAVIOR
FRAZIER PLS SHOW US
Hill what the fuck
>BP in the 3rd
Really sucks the ace has the shits
INB4 WORLD SERIES
>>66600231
Also the 73 games came from when he was just a regular set up relief.
>>66600308
KEK this is not my main phone. This one I use has all my memes and shit on it
Near Daily Reminder that the Soxs are the irrelevant team of Chicago and their fanbase is weighing down the Blackhawks.
>>66600382
k
Go watch the Cubes now.
>>66600382
What's your point vanessa??
>>66600320
I dont vape that shit is gay but when a guy offers you a thc wax vape you dont say no
>LaTodd
It never ends
should i move to oakland? i hear its getting better.
Well shit.
>missing that many hanging curves
>tunn
>>66600417
I'd say no before he even finished offering
>tfw season over before it ever began
>>66600339
What happened to u.s. cellular? Our ballparks is still called that but never hear it.
>>66600370
What kinda memes?
>>66600427
Haaaaaaaaaaaa
How embarrassing
get me off this Wild Ride
Jesus christ
>>66600409
Heh at least we get to point and laugh at yet another irrelevant season of Mariners Baseball A's Bro
>King Felix and Co. Give up one hit
>Still can't win
Smh desu familia
Why are the As playing like they're the White Sox?
>bullpen already
gg
Thank you A's errors.
Haha oh wow
Let's see that revamped bullpen!
>>66600447
What kinda memes?
Dank ones Senpai
>>66600445
>>66600130
>>66600083
>>66600061
>>66600033
>>66600009
>>66599984
>>66599966
>>66599948
>>66599905
>>66599879
>>66599860
>>66599819
>>66599797
Looks like Oakland has its own fo0tpizzay
>by all means keep posting cute A's baseball sluts
Good thing I have my new hat
Avi no..... Same junk...
Wow a strike
>>66600443
>he doesnt like to get cyberpunk high
>avi
>hit
Whoooaa
wew, unbanned just in time for most of the game
sox on their way to 173-0 desu
https://d.maxfile.ro/egltfbwasv.webm
also Thank You Based T-mobile and not living near Chicago
it's seemed to be almost a minute behind tv though, even behind other streams. but I guess it's fine
>>66600355
too late senpai, I've been saying it for weeks
Hi from 233
>>66600583
Sox cuties are here!
Let's keep it on!
>>66600599
You should go say hi to emt
oh bort
>>66600625
Where? How will I recognize him/her/xer?
>>66600599
If you call Brett Lawrie a faggot enough times he will start to hear you
They say he can hear people calling him names from miles away
>#2 starter is Rich Hill
What went wrong, Billy?
>>66600583
What did you do now.
we let Carlos-San rot in AAA for this bum?
Hidoi-desu!
>>66600599
Fuck that looks nice, I wanna go to a major league game so bad.
>>66600643
Well, he posts on 4chan so look for a 400 lb virgin off of the third base side bullpen
Looks like Greinke is earning that 25 mil or w/e the fuck a year they're paying him.
>>66600652
Hit me up next time you're in the bay
>>66600652
It's nice.
Keep mowing them down Sale! 4 runs for you. Don't fuck up!
they're losing because they play adele during the game
>>66600649
All we're missing is that trap loving faggot and Frozenbro and it's pre AS 2014 A's gamethreads in this bitch.
>tfw she's never coming back
damn Trevor Story 2 for 2 in the majors with 2 home runs, 4 rbi
also
>206 million dollars for a 32 year old mediocre pitcher
>d-bags
>>66600650
some anime girl I posted showed nipples
Jizz
>>66600693
Rumor is that song is about Billy and Josh Donaldson.
RIP Postgame show.
>>66600726
>Kotsay
TRIGGERED
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
also cancel the postgame show
Hey a crackhead is coaching third
Just got in Soxbros... 4 runs oh man how nice is that to see
>>66600684
Never even been to california desu.
Wanna go this summer.
>>66600717
Can you show the pic?
>risp
sale pls
>>66600706
I hope she's going to enjoy her retirement, especially after going out on top the way she did.
chris sale is an animal
>>66600782
Only because of A's spaghetti infield.
Come on Sale. Shut it down.
>When life throws you a fastball, swing at the first pitch
-Billy Burns
LOWRIE
O
W
R
I
E
Tom Sawyer is back but the walkup songs are like 3 seconds long now
>shit sale
>>66600717
oh wait he got out his first AB. still cool
>>66600789
I'll just get banned again senpai, it was some pic of Holo in a hot spring, barely showed a hint of a nipple
>sale
>>66600706
I guarantee you this is a man
LOWRIE
If only drake was there this would never happen
very nice
jed lowrie is obvious cuck
FUCK
Come on Sale!
If Sale isnt going to throw sliders AT ALL this is what can happen.
Oh god wat.
Gameday telling the tale
Sale is leaving those pitches up. Not good. Come on Sale.
sale pls
PLS
>pitch count
Keep going A's. Fuck
Fuck this, i have to get up early
Go sox
>both teams imploding before the 4th inning
>>66600894
OK famalam ' _ '
>>66600959
just how old are you
>>66600959
>not living off neetbux
Just end the season already
THE SCRAP
THE HUSTLE
THE GRIT
>>66600959
At least a chunk of the west coast games are out of the way early.
Also fuck. So much for offense.
FUUUUUUCK
SALE PLS
Fuck
God I hate playing in Oakland.
VALENCIA
>Sox fielding
>tfw my wife's son like ketchup on hotdogs
>>66601008
Some things never change.
>>66601024
nice. name?
ayy
based Q will be the best pitcher on this team this season tbqfhwy
HE GAWN
he gone
Finally...
Fuck what happened Sale?
Fuck
The player with these digits is the undisputed GOAT White Sox player.
>tfw we let Valencia go
dayum shame
>give 4 run lead
>almost give it all back
Am I right to be this dour this early in the season?
There we go.
>3 innings an hour
Fuck, so much for a fast game tonight.
I'll take 3 runs against sale
>>66601140
Is this your first year with the Sox?
>>66601104
Nothing, this is the continuation of the Sale we got at the end of last season. Stick a fork in him.
>forgetting that before last season this was the Sox House of Horrors
Casual A's fan here
How do you guys get excited to watch shitloads of A's games when we know they will be awful this season? And when it's a 162 game season where every 3+ hour game is worth less than 0.5% of the entire season?
I mean I don't even watch games of teams that aren't the A's, I don't get how people can watch 3 hour games of teams who aren't theirs.
Please give advice.
>>66601109
>Minoso
Cant disagree with that.
>>66601174
More like 8th
Arrieta>Sale
>>66601186
people just enjoy the game no matter what
>>66601184
>implying we aren't still in the funhouse
Give it time. Something's gonna give.
Will there be a Sox home run tonight brehs?
>>66601253
Nope. They wasted them all in ST.
>>66601186
I like to read and follow the game at the same time.
Is he trying to hit a nigga?
>>66601186
Very likable team
>Vogt
>Reddick
>Doolittle
>Gray's gonna win a Sigh this year
>Valencia
>Burns
>Sogard
All the players are 25 or older.
>>66601186
Stop falseflagging, Jose
>>66601186
I don't watch a lot of other teams games unless it's playoffs, or late innings in a close game or something.
You get excited to watch these 162 games because even if they suck, it makes the times that they don't suck that much better. You get to enjoy winning seasons knowing you stuck with the team for the losing ones.
sigh...
Going 1-2-3 there
For fuck sake
Same old fucking Sox
The dour is setting in fast
>>66601186
Royals fan here. I like watching teams in our division or other teams I like/dislike
This game is comedy gold for this laughable defense alone
>>66601186
I just like baseball and watch teams I have some interest in.
>>66601412
Get out
>listening to baseball
>while watching the NCAA Championship
This NC Villanova game is insane you guys
If Sale doesn't get 1-2-3 here, it's going to be a loooooong season.
>>66601481
Abandon ship.
BUTLER
>>66601473
>cuckslam
>billy butler double
FUCKING HELL
COME THE FUCK ON
>>66601186
I like watching baseball with my dad
I just saw Butler get a double. That's probably a sign that I've had enough booze for tonight.
>tfw no jane lee gf
>>66601559
Well the game just ended on a buzzer beater 3 point shot and it was infinitely more entertaining than any defensive gaffes that have happened in this shit show of a baseball game
sigh...
Embrace the suffering...
>>66601473
completely forgot about that while watching baseball all day. I have Nova over UNC in the final in my bracket
haven't watched a college basketball game in years, but this would be my 4th straight year in the 90th+ percentile on ESPN if that happens
Rate my bagged milk holder. I think it's pretty good
>>66601641
I wouldn't mind her hips being my shortstop if you know what I mean.
why would you not swing at that
>>66601687
>I posted it again!
>>66601687
cute cow m8
>>66601661
Nova just won on an amazing buzzer beater. You really shouldve watched the game it was tied pretty much the entire game until the last 20 seconds
>>66601687
i thought it was your nieces?
Sale mad
Please get out of this inning please
>>66601687
moo/10
>>66601687
Why do you guys have milk in bags. Not even trying to meme I'm genuinely curious. What if the bag rips when you're going home?
>>66600409
>Soxs choked up 3 runs cutting their lead down to 1.
>Cubs are up by 3-0
If only you tripfagged for the superior team of Chicago instead of the shithole of the south side.
>>66601739
>white guy passes to the black guy for the final shot
>watching cuckslam
Well Sale stopped throwing balls away
Sox have a shit bullpen right..?
Holy shit Sale fucking mad
Phew
Let's get some more runs goddamn it
>tfw Sox Bullpen around the corner
Way to waste country breakfast guys
>>66601818
white sox have a shit everything desu
>>66601807
He was wide open goofball
>>66601842
>tfw we're already into our bullpen
Jeeze Dull is short.
Let's hope for a [meme] inning
>>66601742
She made it for me for Easter
>>66601784
They're very sturdy bags
>>66601739
really couldn't give less of a fuck but I just saw the buzzer beater, pretty nice
just disappointed I didn't put money on this, again
>tfw no income
>tfw no friends
fug I've been in the 99th 2 of the last 4 years for college bowl mania also
I should probably do streak for the cash
>>66601895
how'd rodriguez finish?
only watched him finish the 3rd for my personal blog reasons
Abroo pls
>>66601950
>99%
nice second chance bracket, faglord
>>66601950
jealousy is unbecoming senpai
>abroo still swinging at down and away breaking balls
ITS OVER
>tfw they call him Dull because he puts hitters to sleep.
>>66601950
Dont do it. When money is involved it never works
ripip vogt's nuts
>>66602044
He can always bet against the Sox.
>tunn
>Frazier
>>66601959
Fine for the inning and a half he pitched
>latnnn
>another shit inning
FOR FUCK SAKES SOX
FOR FUCK SAKES
Sale pls. Stop. Why is this happening?
The suffering usually is supposed to come on non Sale starts.
Hi from 239
he gone
>>66602257
>yfw this continues and all the good years were wasted
He gone x2
Sale mad
Some runs please
Revamped offense my ass
What's the chances we'll see Carlos-San over Lawrie at second by June?
>implying that would be an upgrade
nice catch
well then
>malk
Wtf was that
>>66602290
227
>A-roid
>avishit
Never thought we'd see a worse DH than kotsay
>>66601942
Do you guys have cartons or jugs of milk?
>lawshit
>another fucking 1-2-3
>>66602489
they sell both
brehs
Jesus they literally just showed a guy do a fedora tip on the big screen
>>66602526
Is there a difference in taste
>>66602558
m'opening night
>>66602290
>>66602444
You two should fuck.
Fucking.
>>66602546
there's a million hot girl pics to choose from the internet and you pick some solid 7s with fat fingers, the type I see on tinder every day
would eaton have made that catch
>>66602575
not that I can tell man
also >butler
BUTLER DUBS
>lawrie
Someone's gonna have to post THAT again.
dammit
god damn Lawrie
$20 says Butler, inspired by his doubles, is already looking for ways to sneak off to In-N-Out
>>66602621
>there are literally zero pics of hot girls wearing whitesox gear
>>66602444
how come no one sits on the highest rows?
>>66602489
Both, haven't seen a bag since the 90s,
It was a milkman who delivered it as well.
>>66602750
They were only good for sneaking off and getting high.
>Lotta new faces in the A's bullpen
>Nothing bad has happened yet.
What the fuck am I watching?
Well the Sox are at least sitting on the edge of complete collapse instead of going all the way over it.
>>66598944
How do you get this? It's on your phone I'm assuming?
>>66602781
Too early, wait until August and September
Should I eat this 30 year old ketchup with my chicken strips Y/N
>>66602867
It was literally every day with last years' goons
>>66602906
yes
>>66602906
If you a real nigga
shit what happened
don't die on me eaton
>>66602906
yes
>>66602906
You're an emt. You should know how to handle it if something goes wrong.
>>66602856
Yeah. Have wireless off when downloading.
>>66602906
why do you possess such an item?
I'm back, the Sox better not fuck this up.
c'mon sox get a home run
>>66602906
Smell it first, it might actually be okay.
>>66602984
your mom possessed my balls last night
>>66602984
It was in a bag full of sauces in my fridge.
I don't know how I have 30 year old ketchup, I'm 24 and I don't even like ketchup
>>66602906
>putting ketchup on your tendies
>>66603065
>putting tomatoes on your hotdog instead of ketchup
>>66603039
Microwave a hot dog. The ketchup will go perfect with it
>>66603106
>Microwave a hot dog
>>66603065
Ranch is better obv but ketchup and hot sauce is fine
At least the hot sauce is new
>>66603065
why the fuck don't you have some spicy bbq in your sauce arsenal?
I need white sox images to fill up my folder for the season give me your best
>>66603129
>ranch on anything
kys
I bet you eat pizza with ranch
>>66603106
ITT: we trigger Chicagofags
>>66603157
chicagofag here, that's just how I like my hotdogs
>>66603155
O-only little ceasars...
GOT 'IM
>Cubs now lead the Socks in scoring 5 to 4
>Arrieta is still shutting down EVERYTHING
>Sales was already send to the benches
Just give us the midtown trophy fagets
>>66603157
I'm a Sox fan, but from Indiana so I'm not a real chicagofag. I love ketchup on my hotdogs, and don't like mustard. I love mustard on my brats, and don't like ketchup. I don't get myself.
>>66600540
Just jump on the giants bandwagon hard like everyone else.
i swear giant fans are the worse 2010 rolls around. Now i see nothing but a bunch of fair weather fans. I HAD A GUY TELL ME THAT GIANTS WILL SUCK THIS YEAR CAUSE THEY TRADED PABLO. what a joke.
OFFICIAL TENDIES SAUCE POWER RANKINGS
1. SWEET AND SOUR
2. BUFFALO
3. HONEY MUSTARD
.
.
9001. BBQ
900000001. KETCHUP
>cuckhoop
I don't even care about the memeiorrs.
>>66603214
Why does he get to eat 3 wieners?
>>66603233
Buffalo sauce is such fucking garbage
dat qt mom in the front row
Abreu throwing some leather
>>66603238
your mum got 3 weiners last nite m8
> this low tier shitposting
>>66603157
thats a weird looking bun
>>66601186
>watching games
>not listening to them on radio.
Anybody chicagobros get a Trump dog from wiener's circle yet? It's 3 inches of the best tasting, most flavorful beef you've ever had. they even guarantee you there's no problem. they guarantee it
>>66603280
>not enjoying one of 5 white sox threads all year with people in it
Did flowers do that even once during his time with the white sox?
>>66603325
thats tremendous
we gon win
wew
>burns
Fucking TOOTBLANs
>>66603350
post obamas
>>66603280
>>66603329
>>66603350
>whole thread is Sox fans complaining about their team
>they win anyway
Literally every White Sox thread
>>66603280
Low tier team gets low tier shitposting.
If you want better banter, come to the Cubs gamethread.
>>66603390
Casuals can banter?
if ops is so important why isnt it on scoreboards?
>>66603329
Last year's season was horrendous, and we had well populated gd threads. Sadly I think we lost some guys to alcohol and rehab in the offseason though. I'm not seeing as many sox namefags back tonight, but I'll give it a few days.
I know the Sox have like 2 hitters but the bullpen has been stellar this game
>>66603378
>they win anyway
1 run is not enough of a lead
>>66603375
get that fake sox fan out of here
>>66603390
I'm not even going to look but I bet that trendy Swedish faggot is cusb posting while his blonde gf gets airtighted by 3 muslim niggers.
>>66603378
>they win anyways
What bizzaro universe are you from?
>>66603440
how is obama a fake sox fan?
he's pretty fucking dedicated from everything i've heard
>>66603462
I mean in A's/Sox gamethreads
Jpetty pls don't suck
>>66603470
>cominskey park
>like uh, Sales
couldn't even name a player a couple years ago
>>66603469
>>66603470
well first of all he's not from chicago
he also rooted for the cubes all last season and probably will continue to bandwagon them this season
>Chokeland
>losing to the Who Sux
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>66603406
With the quality of posting here? Yes.
Arrieta just mowed down another 3 and is 6 outs away from a shutout.
How's your 'ace'. Sales doing?
>>66603505
My ace got the shits
How does it feel to finish last in the division, future Giants fans?
>>66603505
>Sales
obama pls
>>66603527
We might beat the Mariners. :^)
>>66603500
>he's not from chicago
So? He lived in chicago for a long time...is he going to root for hawaii's MLB team?
>>66603527
Not really sure why we would become giants fans
Duke pls
fucking refgrass
>>66603527
>Angel fan
>talking shit
At least A's home games feel like home games
thanks obama
NATE JONES PLEASE
Dubs and White Sox trade away Rodon and Fulmer for an over the hill left handed power hitter from the NL
Please don't fuck this up White Sox
If all goes according to plan all the other AL west Cucks (barring the stros) start out 0-1 while the Rags start (1-0)
>>66603500
him not being from chicago originally is a weak argument. he spent a hell of a lot of time in chicago, was a senator for the state of illinois, and rightfully considers it his hometown.
>>66603578
>off by one
Rodon is untouchable tbqhwyf
>muh matchups
>>66603596
who is this semen demon
>>66603571
>>66603562
>>66603553
Look on the bright side A's bros. We'll at least all get to point and laugh at yet another season of irrelevancy by the Mariners
>>66603596
>size A cup
Come on Nasty Nate
>>66603605
its me, i was showing you guys my new shirt.
>swinging at that
for fucks sake
HE GONE!
NASTY NATE
INSURANCE PLEASE
i'd like to purchase some insurance please
>the natemeister
At least we get some Doo
>>66603596
Never had braces or too lazy to wear her retainer 0/10 would not bang.
>>66603645
u bad tho
Here we go
Come on insurance runs!
STOP
BUNTING
What the fuck was that?
>meme bunt
Lets go A-Jax
>Doo throwing 92
Pls elbow gods
Does that count as the pop up?
NEW THREAD
>>66603711
>>66603711
NEW THREAD
>>66603711
>>66603711
lmao that donuts bunt
>>66603725
Why? The game will be over before this thread dies.
...two K's and a pop-up?
How do you miss the base like that? That is a TOOTBLAN amongst TOOTBLANs
